Joy (2015) Edit

A $100 value.

A call? How did that happen?

A call? How did that happen?

A dating service?

A dog.

A dog...

A dusty, boring coffin.

A factory out in California.

A father.

A father...

A grandmother, that's me.

A half sister, Peggy.

A half sister, Peggy...

A hundred dollar value. Are they not phenomenal?

A lot of people PATENT their ideas, but only a FEW of them actually get their ideas made.

A lot of people patent their ideas...

A man named Barry Dillard called me from Los Angeles,

A man that's in Texas who works another guy

A metal and plastic injection mold factory.

A metal and plastic injection mold factory.

A mop?

A mother...

A mother...

A new place to live. You know how this goes.

A new way of doing business.

A new way of doing business.

A patent is like a law that you get to protect your idea.

A patent is like a law that you get to protect your idea.

A second mortgage?

A second mortgage?

A simple cold, it's a cough, it's goin' around, all the kids have it.

A sleepover with Grandpa! Yay!

A sleepover with Grandpa! Yea!

A traveling clothes cleaner.

A very smart guy once said, You tell somebody something once, they don't listen.

A very smart guy once said:

A wolf and other scary things.

A wolf...

About how many sequins would you say that is?

About how many sequins would you say that is?

About my business... again.

Absolutely exquisite.

Accountant.

Actually don't bear any similarities.

Adversaries in commerce.

Adversaries in commerce.

After I get done cleaning the bathroom floor... I always think that disgusting.

Again?

Again?

Ah, you were broke, and bored and you had an idea.

All right,

All right, c'mon, Ma'am, you're trespassing.

All right, come on, ma'am. You're trespassing.

All right, Dad, come over here and grab this, grab it right in the middle.

All right, if you come back next time... Lori, Lori...

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. All right, Dad, come over here and grab this.

All right. Here.

All right. I do like the idea of that.

All right. Let's see it.

All right. The parts have arrived from California...

All right. Well, watch out. There's a hole here.

All right... let's see it.

All the things that we used to dream about.

All the things we used to dream about?

All those crannies where my kids spill their juice.

All those crannies where my kids spill their juice.

Am I right?

Am I right?

Amish.

And afterwards we drop into a quiet little place and have a drink or two

And alone in her room watching soap operas.

And another thing, Rudy, tomorrow I would like to have a meeting with you and Trudy at your office

And another thing, Rudy.

And around the toilet, and all of those germs and take it into the kitchen...

And Clarinda doesn't even know about it.

And do you know what you are? You're like a gas leak.

And doesn't make any sense, whatsoever.

And even out grew QVC.

And even outgrew QVC.

And failure to deliver your product, that's breach.

And friends.

And go up, Jackie go down. You see it?

And good luck.

And he acquired a little cable channel, right here in Lancaster, Pennsylvania.

And he acquired a little cable channel...

And he hired me to run it...

And he hired me to run it...

And he's still in love with Clarinda.

And he's still in love with Clarinda.

And her arthritis to take them to their friend's birthday?

And her hands are going to become their hands.

And her hands are gonna become their hands.

And here we are.

And here we are.

And I covered it with reflective tape, plus it's a flea collar.

And I covered it with reflective tape...

And I designed this mop.

And I despise anybody who's cynical about that.

And I despise anybody who's cynical about that.

And I didn't even realize it, ya know, and then...

And I didn't even realize it, you know?

And I do find it very curious that

And I do find it very curious...

And I finally met the light of my life, Sharon.

And I go into the forest.

And I guarantee you, there will be no regrets,

And I guarantee you, there will be no regrets, no returns.

And I happen to agree.

And I help my Dad with business stuff.

And I help my dad with business stuff. Accountant.

And I know that I'm gonna live to see you grow to be

And I know that I'm gonna live to see you grow...

And I made this mop, because it is better

And I made this mop...

And I open the door to the big green meadow.

And I open the gate to the big green meadow.

And I started to build my very own house,

And I want to get patents, but I don't think I ever will.

And I was fortunate enough to get on the phone with Mr. Christopher...

And I went into the forest.

And I will respect that...

And I woulda, ya know, cut my hands on it.

And I wring the mop, I cut my hands.

And I... every time I would wring the mop, I would get glass shards in my hand.

And I'll show you guys how to assemble...

And I'm a ghost.

And I'm about to be late for work.

And I'm broke.

And I'm staying to help my mom.

And I've paid you over $50,000 in advanced royalties...

And I've paid YOU over 50,000 dollars in advanced royalties

And if we go someplace to dance

And if we go someplace to dance I know that there's a chance

And it gave me stupid ideas.

And it is.

And it turned out that this monk was a duke of a royal family.

And it turned out that this monk, was a duke of a royal family.

And it was full of stupid ideas, and it gave me stupid ideas.

And it was wrong of you to put that pressure on yourself.

And Jared loves me.

And Jared loves me.

And let me know if you want some of this Chacalaca.

And let me know if you want some of this Chakalaka.

And make wonderful creations for all the world...

And makes a sound of up to 120 decibels, louder than some telephones.

And maybe for the Prince and Princess who lived across the forest in a castle.

And maybe for the prince and princess...

And maybe they'd invite me over...

And maybe THEY'LL put it on my shelf.

And Mom through the divorce and do your accounting.

And my second mortgage.

And Neil Walker is not cynical about that.

And Neil Walker is not cynical about that.

And never have to buy another mop again.

And now he works at this... big retailer.

And on top of me, he says, ya know, he wants to get paid,

And other scary things.

And prior to that, he ran 20th Century Fox, among other studios.

And prior to that, he ran 20th Century Fox, among other studios.

And prior to that, I managed seven separate Kmart stores.

And prior to that, I managed seven separate Kmart stores.

And second of all, you know, I'm...

And second of all, you know, I'm...

And she is gonna tell us all about her new line of gowns.

And she is gonna tell us all about her new line of gowns.

And so I invented the dog collar

And speaking of houses, what do you say we take a little look in on a typical one?

And speaking of houses, what do you say we take a little look in on a typical one.

And take it into the kitchen where

And tell me what else you did with Sharon!

And that becomes them, and then their voice and then their eyes.

And that day may come, that we become adversaries in commerce, that we remain friends.

And that is what you feel when you reach into people's homes with what you sell.

And THAT is what you feel, when you reach into people's homes, with what you sell.

And that's not even counting what my sister

And the lawyer? Why Morris' lawyer?

And the old mop just wasn't very absorbent, so...

And the only other person in the room is an adversary in commerce.

And the only other person in the room is an adversary in commerce.

And the word for industrious is...

And the word for industrious is...

And then he called me Trude, and then became more American. Trudy.

And then I go and spoil it all By saying something stupid like I love you

And then I started to build my very own house,

And then I started to build my very own house...

And then I started to build my very own house...

And then I... twist it?

And then their voice, and then their eyes.

And then when they're completed, this is where the mop heads are sewn.

And then, she moved to Switzerland.

And then, well, exactly how long is this going to take?

And then...

And there I conquered many dangers:

And there, I conquered many dangers.

And they were in love.

And third of all, don't take any guff from anybody.

And third of all...

And this guy found a man that's in Texas...

And this is where it gets complicated.

And to my great granddaughter.

And we can start manufacturing here.

And we do not have any sales still so here's what we're gonna do.

And we do NOT have any sales still, so, this is what we're gonna do.

And we indemnify up to a third, if you read your contract.

And we indemnify up to a third, if you read your contract.

And what manufacturing idea, what are you talking about?

And what manufacturing idea? What are you talking about?

And what would you like to show us today?

And who convinced you that it was great after you thought it was worthless?

And who convinced YOU that was great after you thought it was worthless?

And you don't exactly have your WHOLE life ahead of you,

And you don't exactly have your whole life ahead of you...

And you have to prepare yourself for that.

And you said I had no business being Joy's advisor.

And you will probably lose.

And you would correct, given the chance.

And you...

And you're gonna build wonderful things that you do in your room.

And your mop is plastic and it looks strange.

And your mop is plastic and it looks strange.

And, as if that weren't bad enough...

And, uh... yeah, we really need to find some more work for him.

And, um...

And... as if that weren't bad enough,

Any hikes, ESPECIALLY the ones he's asking for,

Any hikes, especially the ones he's asking for...

Anyway, wanna watch out, there's a hole.

Are they not phenomenal?

Are you all right, honey?

Are you all right, Honey?

Are you comfortable? How many times do I have to tell you

Are you in love with Touissant?

Are you kidding? You're a banana flambé with extra rum.

Are you nervous?

Are you prepared, within six months of commencing

Are you ready?

Are you serious!?

Are you serious?

Are you seriously talking about this right now?

Arnold, why don't you give it a try? Is that okay?

As a bigger idea.

As a bigger idea.

As Neil Walker predicted, Joy did become a whole new business.

As Neil Walker predicted, Joy did become a whole, new business,

As Rudy got older, Joy continued to take care of him and love him.

As Rudy got older, Joy continued to take care of him and love him.

As someone who mops the house every, single day... from my heart.

As someone who mops their house every single day, from my heart.

As the lawyer for this whole business endeavor.

As told by me, her grandmother.

As Tony and you should respect what we're

As Tony and you should respect what we're proposing...

At first I thought maybe something scary would happen like what happed to Danica.

At first I thought maybe something scary would happen...

At the Holiday Inn, Ma'am.

Aunt Peggy got it for me, she says that the reason I like cicadas,

Aunt Peggy got it for me.

Aunt Peggy tells me a lot of things, keep reading, please.

Aunt Peggy tells you how YOU feel about the house being lonely?

Aunt Peggy tells you how you feel about the house being lonely?

Aw, c'mon, go to sleep, Honey.

Aw, please, you want me to snap, that's your whole routine.

Baby, what's the matter?

Baby, what's the matter?

Barry's gonna come after you hard.

Barry's gonna come after you, hard.

Bathroom and around the toilet and all of those germs...

Be careful, Joy, you could be sued for misrepresentation,

Be careful, Joy.

Be seeing you.

Bear what, Mimi?

Beautiful. What do you think? How do you feel?

Beautiful. What do you think? How do you feel?

Because I go out at night and sing at Angela's club?

Because I go out at night and sing at Angela's club?

Because I have a feeling you don't know exactly where you are right now.

Because I really haven't found the gentlemen in California to be very nice...

Because I'm late on paying the bill.

Because in America, all races and all classes...

Because it is better than anything else out there.

Because it's 300 feet of continuous cotton loop, that I looped myself.

Because of 300 feet of continuous cotton loop that I looped myself.

Because of the things that I made.

Because otherwise she's gonna hemorrhage even more money.

Because people can't see you.

Because that's what people use.

Because that's what people use...

Because they have not made or sold a single mop.

Because they have not made or sold a single mop.

Because we have the most exciting new home product in years.

Because we've been divorced for two years.

Because when you get there, there's lights and there's camera, and people freeze up.

Because when you get there, there's lights, and there's cameras, and people freeze up.

Because you mortgaged your children's future and you lost...

Because you told me to.

Because you were in such deep financial trouble suddenly from your little venture.

Because you were in such deep financial trouble suddenly from your little venture.

Because your lawyer told me to.

Because, in America, all races, and all classes,

Before he passed on to the next world, he made me promise on his deathbed...

Before he passed on to the next world, he made me promise, on his deathbed...

Blood money from my family and my second mortgage.

Blood money from my family,

Blouse and... she should be in a skirt, she's got nice, long legs, show her legs.

Blouse and... She should be in a skirt. She's got nice long legs.

Born to bear what, Mimi?

Borrowing and owing every dollar, including your home.

Borrowing and owing every dollar, including your home.

Bring the children, bring the grandchildren.

Business is unfair, that's it.

Business is unfair. That's it.

But all you grownups and kids alike, this is the time for Santa's magic...

But can you do me a favor and make your friend?

But could you do me a favor? Make her your friend.

But could you do me a favor? Make her your friend.

But Danica's onto him.

But Grandpa's gonna come stay with us for a little while.

But he specialized in garment business, no? Not manufacturing business.

But how are you? How's the family? How is everybody?

But I do clean my own home,

But I do clean my own home.

But I don't understand what we're doing in Amish country.

But I don't want people to buy one mop for $20...

But I don't want people... to buy ONE mop for $20, and never have to buy another mop again.

But I got out of all that.

But I guess, I mean, if it is the only mop that you ever have to buy...

But I told them, "Give me a day."

But I was fortunate enough to get on the phone with Mister Christopher,

But I wasn't stupid enough to get into a bad marriage and have a couple of kids.

But I'm staying here because my parents are getting divorced...

But I've talked to you many times on the phone,

But I've talked to you many times on the phone.

But if I catch you out here again, you will be prosecuted!

But if you don't want it, you can always turn it down.

But if you don't want it, you can always turn it down.

But is it normal like the same guy who has the

But is it normal like the same guy who has the

But is it normal, the same guy who has the patent...

But it's impossible to fight it now.

But on the other hand...

But only a few of them actually get their ideas made.

But she didn't know any of this would happen as she walked that day in Dallas.

But that would just make our lawyers wealthy...

But that's just business, that's the way Barry is, he's a negotiator.

But that's just business. That's the way Barry is. He's a negotiator.

But the funny thing about hiding...

But the house, the kids, Joy.

But the same guy also owns a manufacturing plant

But this?

But Tom was wrong about that. He was wrong about the numbers...

But what we were planning to do...

But when your sister, Peggy, paid unjustified bills that you refused to pay...

But why would something stay hidden for 17 years?

But you and I could both spend a lot of time and money in court,

But you have that magic touch, sweetheart, so could I give this to you, please?

But you must never give up, ever since you were little you were born to bear...

But you must never give up.

But you pull... You have to pull it first.

But you still have a good portion of it anyway.

But you still have a good portion of it, anyway.

But, funny thing about hiding...

But, I guess, I mean, but if it is the only mop that you ever have to buy, I mean we keep buying...

But, it costs much more than $15,000 to make the first run.

But, it's impossible to fight it now.

But, on the other hand, it's equally possible that she is a fatally flawed underachiever,

But, ya know, Tony's livin' in the basement.

But, you didn't hear it from me, right?

But... it cost much more than $15,000 to make the first run.

By fighting for the deed to the land, Clarinda.

By fighting for the deed to the land, Clarinda.

By the ninth time you say it, they begin to hear you.

By the ninth time you say it, they begin to hear you.

By the, stocks goin' through the roof.

Bye.

C'mon in.

C'mon, try it, it's the mop of the future.

C'mon, you can't have the same dream twice, it never happens.

Calls coming in now.

Calls coming in now.

Calls, calls, calls, calls, calls, calls.

Calls. Calls.

Calls. Calls. Calls. Calls.

Calls... look at the counter, I guarantee you we're gonna go over 20.

Can I help you?

Can meet and make whatever opportunities they can,

Can meet and make whatever opportunities they can.

Can you believe it? Can you believe it?

Can you do anything better than... your blacks, your... your pearls.

Can you just do me that favor, Todd?

Can you make 50,000 of these mops by next week?

Can you stay an extra day, maybe see our designers?

Can you stay an extra day, meet with our designers?

Captain Jack, you're calling me. Okay.

Chaka.

Chaka. Say chaka.

Chaka... say "Chaka"

Cheers!

Cheers.

Chocolate syrup.

Chocolate syrup.

Christie, I'm so sorry.

Christie, I'm sorry.

Christie, please!

Christie, you get in that hot bath, listen to your mother, I don't want you getting sick, too.

Christie.

Christie...

Ciao!

Ciao.

Cindy and Joan, I can't believe I'm talking to you.

Cindy and Joan! I can't believe I'm talking to you!

Cindy is gonna talk to Sarina Kimball, former star from Falcon Crest and Dynasty...

Cindy knows how to close it.

Cindy's gonna let us down, right...

Clarinda, it's true.

Clarinda, something terrible happened! Stay away from him!

Clarinda, you don't know what a ghost can do to you!

Clarinda, you don't know what a ghost can do to you!

Clarinda. Clarinda! Don't.

Clarinda...

Come and try the brand new mop!

Come inside!

Come inside!

Come on, get upstairs, get in the bath.

Come on, let's go upstairs.

Come on! Go!

Come on! You've been plotting against her from the very beginning, Peggy!

Come on. Come on board.

Come on. Get upstairs. Get in the bath.

Come on. Go to sleep, honey.

Come with me.

Come with me.

Considering we're all in business together.

Costs are higher. Wear and tear on the molds.

Cotton loops, that I looped myself, when I designed it.

Could you just do me that favor, Todd? Please?

Cristy, I need to use your crayons, your colored pencils and your paper.

Cristy, I'm so sorry.

Cristy, please!

Cristy, you get in that hot bath. Listen to your mother.

Cristy.

Dad and I, we buy parts for the trucks all the time at the garage.

Dad and I, we buy parts for the trucks all the time at the garage.

Dad, don't answer that.

Dad, don't answer that.

Dad, don't go in there, Mom's in there.

Dad, don't go in there. Mom's in there.

Dad, I warned you not to spend the money!

Dad, I warned you to not spend her money!

Dad, I'm so sorry.

Dad, no. Don't clean it up.

Dad, stop! Just don't! Okay?

Dad, stop. Just don't, okay?

Dad, up.

Dad!

Dad! Stop!

Dad! That's just mean! Sit down!

Dad! Up!

Dad.

Danica directs her power anywhere Danica chooses.

Danica thinks it's un ladylike to toss things in the toilet and I happen to agree.

Danica, you're so strong.

Danica, you're so strong.

Danica's on to him.

Dating service?

David Selznick he was the son of an immigrant,

David Selznick, the son of immigrants...

Depending on what we're selling at a given moment.

Depending on what we're selling at a given moment.

Derek Markham in Dallas.

Derek Markham is my boss.

Did he just hang up on you?

Did we break the law?

Did we break the law?

Did we get a call? Did we get a call?

Did you have to use the whole bottle of cologne?

Did you just hang up on him?

Did you take care of that advertising thing?

Digs into the ground and stays buried for up to 17 years.

Digs into the ground and stays buried for up to 17 years.

Disgrace?

Do I live up to my profile or do I fall short?

Do we have a call?

Do we have a call? Can we go to a call?

Do what you wanna do. C'mon let's go upstairs.

Do you ever cut your hands when you're wringing?

Do you ever cut your hands when you're wringing?

Do you have and idea how much your idea will cost?

Do you have any idea how much your idea will cost?

Do you have to use a whole bottle of cologne?

Do you know what Q V C stands for, Joy?

Do you know what QVC stands for, Joy?

Do you mind, you busy?

Do you mind...

Do you pick up the gun, Joy?

Do you pick up the gun, Joy?

Do you pick up the gun?

Do you pick up the gun?

Do you remember the night at the party where everything started?

Do you remember?

Do you see those numbers?

Do you understand that there is a business that wants to sell my mop on television?

Do you understand that there is a business...

Don't bother your sister.

Don't do it, Joy.

Don't ever try and limit me, Joy.

Don't ever try to limit me, Joy.

Don't let that happen, Joy. This is my comfort nest.

Don't stress me out. I gotta stay nice and loose.

Don't turn on the lights 'cause I don't wanna see

Don't... don't take any guff from anybody.

Doomed to a lifetime of failure, disappointment, unfulfilled expectations.

Doomed to a lifetime of failure, disappointment... unfulfilled expectations.

Enough of this, that's it, I'm gonna make a hot toddy.

Enough with this! That's it. I'm gonna make her a hot toddy.

Especially not physically.

Especially not physically.

Even from beyond the grave.

Even have electricity out here, how can they sell anything on TV?

Even on computers, 24 hours a day.

Even the house with love in it.

Even when they failed,

Even when they failed.

Even when they wrongly sued for ownership of her company.

Even when they wrongly sued for ownership of her company.

Ever been in front of a TV camera? Are you comfortable in front of a TV camera?

Ever since you were little, you were born to bear...

Every cent you've ever made?

Every time I would wring the mop, I would get glass shards in my hands.

Everybody starts out with some kind of dream of what life will be.

Everybody starts with a some kind of dream of what life will be.

Everybody's okay.

Everything was so exciting.

Everything, look at it against the peach.

Excuse me, can you give us a second?

Fabri Pac is one of several companies he owns or collects royalties for.

Fabri Pac is one of the several companies he owns or collects royalties for.

Failure?

Failure? Disgrace?

Family comes to town,

Family comes to town.

Father Martinez is here, you need to set those women up right now and get going.

Father Martinez is here.

Fee fi, mo mackie Jackie

Fine, you feel so strongly about it, you put up half the money.

Fine. You feel so strongly about it, you put up half the money.

First of all, even if I was a cleaning lady, so what?

First of all, even if I was a cleaning lady, so what?

Five minutes, Chris. Mother AGAIN?

Five minutes, Cristy.

Five thousand, one hundred and seven sequins for... get this, how much?

For 17 years.

For all of the world to see and love.

For all the world to see and love.

For all you grown ups and kiddies alike,

For anyone who has a floor or a bathroom.

For anyone who has a floor or a bathroom...

For me?

For our valued customers.

For seventeen years.

For you to invest in a new business...

For your over charges and YOUR mistakes.

For your overcharges and your mistakes.

French and Creole.

French and Creole...

Friends in commerce.

Friends in commerce.

Friends in commerce.

Geltrude.

Gerhardt keeps raising his price. He just did it again.

Gerhardt keeps rising his prices, he just did it again... more money per unit.

Gerhardt, I not gonna keep payin' for these parts that are taking you four times to get right.

Gerhardt, I'm not gonna keep paying for these parts...

Gerhardt, you're not gonna get away with this.

Gerhardt, you're not gonna get away with this.

Gerhardt!

Gerhardt!

Get one for your mother. Get one for your sister.

Get ready, this is definitely gonna change the holidays

Get ready. This is definitely gonna change the holidays...

Get them a suite, they'll be more comfortable with their baby.

Get this. How much?

Ghost, you go away!

Give you an extra day so that tomorrow you can come in, meet with the designers,

Go home, Joy, and watch the numbers roll in on television.

Go home, please, take care of your family.

Go in. Go in to the hands.

Go on, keep going up the stairs, go to bed.

Go on, there. Knock it back, honey.

Go the syrup. Go the syrup.

Go to school, meet a fine young man, have beautiful children of your own...

Go to school, meet a fine, young man, have beautiful children of your own,

Go to the syrup, go to the syrup.

Go, go, yes, yes, yes, go, yes, yes, yes...

Go!

Go! Go!

Gonna go on as you.

Good luck in here and good luck with the... that.

Good luck in here and... good luck with that.

Good luck with your date, Dad.

Good luck.

Good luck.

Good luck.

Good night, Mommy.

Good night, sweetheart. Just go to bed.

Good!

Good!

Good!

Good.

Good.

Good.

Grab it right in the middle.

Grandma...

Grandma's gonna take you to the birthday party, okay?

Grandma's gonna take you to the birthday party, okay. 5 minutes?

Great. Thank you, man.

Guard the china!

H 375, that's the order number.

H375. That's the order number.

Haiti?

Has a lot of tension with the daughter from my second marriage, Joy.

Has no IDEA that his Hong Kong patent for a self wringing mop

Hasn't had a man in her room for eight years, since Rudy.

Have a great date.

Having an espresso, a nice panini, that's what I like.

He came back as a ghost with even greater powers.

He did a worldwide patent search.

He doesn't send an invoice, and he hasn't even sent the metal.

He doesn't understand business. He doesn't know business.

He gave my girl a spring in her step just when she needed it.

He gave my girl a spring in her step, just when she needed it.

He got her to do the musical, something she never would have done.

He got her to do the musical.

He has no place else to go.

He is our number one seller. He is selling everything through the roof...

He is the father of our children, and my friend, and he looks out for me.

He is the father of our children, and my friend, and he looks out for me.

He keeps overbilling us, I'm not payin' for it.

He keeps overbilling us. I'm not paying for it.

He lives in Texas.

He needs you.

He needs you... You're gonna be really big over there.

He smells like my grandmother.

He started a television network, Fox Television Channel.

He started a television network. Fox television channel.

He used to say, Sailing in the winter...

He used to work with me. And now he works at this big retailer.

He wasn't finished, Dad.

He's a disturbed man!

He's been livin' in my house for two years.

He's been living in my house for two years.

He's damaged.

He's from Venezuela.

He's here to help me with the kids.

He's in the basement with Tony?

He's not available.

He's selling EVERYTHING through the roof with numbers we've never seen before.

He's your number one seller?

He's your number one seller?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello?

Hello.

Her ex husband and her best friend would remain her steadfast advisers.

Her ex husband and her best friend would remain her steadfast advisers.

Her mother was... happy.

Here comes Joan and Cindy, watch this.

Here comes Joan and Cindy. Watch this.

Here we are.

Here we are.

Here we go.

Here we go.

Hey, did you take care of that advertising thing?

Hey, hey, guys. Guys...

Hey, how ya doin'?

Hey, please, don't make me tense, don't stress me out.

Hey, please. Don't make me tense.

Hey, Rocky. Hey, Tom!

Hey, Rodney, hey, Tom.

Hey.

Hey. I'm Gerhardt.

Hi, Dad, I want to thank you again for helping with the mortgage.

Hi, Guys, I'm sorry about all the yelling.

Hi, guys. I'm sorry about all the yelling.

Hi, I'm Touissant.

Hi, Jo Ann from New York.

Hi, my sweethearts.

Hi, My Sweethearts.

Hi, Sharon.

Hi, would you like to try a new mop?

Hi, would you like to try a new mop?

Hi! Hi, how are you?

Hi! These lights are so bright...

Hi. Dad, I want to thank you again for helping with the mortgage.

Hi. This is 9833.

Hi. What are you doing here?

Hi. Would you like to try a new mop?

Honey, it's okay, Mommy's okay.

Honey, listen,

Honey, listen.

Honey, the telephone isn't working.

Honey, you should go to bed.

Honey, you should go to bed.

Hong Kong man has a representative in Dallas, Texas.

Hong Kong.

Hope springs eternal.

Household item 3 75. I guarantee you...

Household item 375.

Household product 375 in three, two...

Household product three hundred seventy five.

How are you, how's the family, how is everybody?

How are you? I need you home so bad.

How can I be expected to remember everything?

How can that possibly be with the 500,000 we've given you

How can you ask what this is?

How can you ask what this is?

How could I be expected to remember everything?

How could that possibly be, with the $500,000 that we've given you...

How could you send Peggy?

How did this book even get in the house?

How did you get yogurt down here, Mother?

How is that still legal?

How is that still legal?

How many times do I have to tell you not to clean your brushes out in the sink!

How much is it?

How or where you'll sell it?

How or where you'll sell it?

How time works like that.

How?

How?

How's she gonna do that? She's got nothing, she's got no money.

How's she gonna do that? She's got nothing. She's got no money.

How's this for snapping?

How's this for snapping?

How's work?

Humiliation in front of my daughter?

Humiliation in front of my daughter?

I accept your terms.

I agree, let's shake on it.

I agree. Let's shake on it.

I also discovered in the paperwork that our mops

I also discovered in the paperwork that our mops actually don't bear any similarities.

I always felt it was for me to encourage her,

I always felt it was for me to encourage her.

I always think it's amazing how time works like that.