A Very Murray Christmas (2015) Edit

A couple of saloons have closed. The entire city of New York is shut down.

A lot...

A one, two...

A pleasure. Key of D?

Ah, thank you.

Alibaba and the 40 Thieves...

All day.

All women, grab lobsters and vegetables.

Alright, stand down, Double D. He's just a Hollywood sleaze bag.

Amazing. This is good news. Force majeure.

And I don't want to tell you how personally on the hook you are for this.

And I swear on my life I will get you on the first snowmobile in the morning.

And it's daytime in Africa.

And just bring us a Christmas carol.

And listen.

And not over her dead wedding cake.

And then sing about it.

And then we're trapped in here, so sad and angry

And then what?

And things just have gotten...

And when I fall in love, I have vowed to practice it.

And you brought Miley Cyrus.

And you decide which one to push.

And you guys can cook, too. Wow, you're going to be a real catch.

And you're expecting me to go downstairs and do a show?

Any kind of medium, half talented fool.

Are you an actress?

Baby, it's really bad out there.

Because none of our family or friends or guests could make it in.

Because now it's your time, you know.

Because we will consume all of it!

Bill has a contractual right to do the best fucking Christmas show that he can.

Bill Murray and his celebrity friends gather...

Bill, Billy, this sad excuse for a Christmas special... No harm intended...

Bill, I barely know you, okay?

Bill, I don't want to pressure you, but one minute until air.

Bill, I think it's a blessing that these people didn't show up.

Bill, what are you doing here in the biggest blizzard in the world, man?

Blimp shot down into Dallas Cowboys Stadium...

Break it down for me will ya, Paul?

But God is your biggest fan. Number one fan.

But I'll probably listen.

But no one knows the second verse, am I right? No one?

But now... no wedding.

But the instant that you knew for sure

But we need size. We need edge.

But what about mine? I've got to get out of here. I've got stuff to do.

But you're not going to snap my line, okay? I'm hanging on tight.

By the power invested in me by the Writers Guild of America,

Camera zooms in.

Can you get in here? Just hit it. Just you. Just... Just... Do it.

Can't you stick around?

Chris and I sounded pretty good there for a minute or two.

Chris! Chris!

Chris?

Come on, my little brandy angel. You've got... Look at you.

Come on, you Macedonian madman.

Come on! I can't breathe!

Come on. Bill, calm down and trust us.

Do you know me?

Does anyone want a piece of cake?

Don't ever do this again. Ever. You got it?

Don't leave. Stay, Chris. Stay.

Don't try to step off of this.

Duly noted, you have tried.

Eight, seven, six, five, four, three...

Elliot, my fiancé, and I just started fighting.

Everyone set? We're live on TV in...

Five cameras. I like our chances of someone getting it right.

For love.

For now.

For now.

George! You made it!

Go around. You can't go that way.

Go away. I told you. I don't want a manager, especially you.

Go to commercial.

Good man.

Gosh, it's beautiful isn't it?

Has anyone shown up for this thing?

Have another sip. Warm up, hon. 'Cause, baby, it's cold outside.

He and I are close. He's a citizen of the world.

He ruined my TV special. Where is he?

He's gone. And so are we.

Here we go!

Here we go. Here we go.

Here, look at these hands of yours. This is ridiculous.

Here, put them right under here.

Here. Where's... Give me the other one.

Here's our Murricane special.

Hey, are you guys okay?

Hey, Paul.

Hey.

Hi, ladies. Are you interested in a Martini?

Hold on, Bev. Bill might have a right. Maybe...

How about you fellas play something that nobody knows.

How did you get uptown?

How does that go? Let's see...

I am the king of Christmas.

I am weeping. I am weeping.

I can... Something...

I can't. I'm a ghost. I've got to keep haunting and haunting and haunting.

I could watch you sing that all night long.

I don't even know how to express my shame in this moment.

I don't think I could forgive myself.

I don't think that's really going to do the trick right now.

I don't want to... I can save your Christmas.

I just can't do this. I'm sorry.

I know Miley. And that may or may not be true.

I know you know something. Come on.

I mean dying.

I need my antlers!

I need you to produce!

I notice that seems to really cheer people up a lot when they do that.

I now pronounce you two officially reengaged.

I rest my case.

I saw a cake. It looked a lot like a wedding cake.

I should have quit right then and there.

I should have stopped right then and there.

I think he's in the bar.

I think I'd like you to take me home or vice versa.

I think I'm hearing you.

I think she means you.

I was moved.

I would be frustrated, too. Maybe we shouldn't do it.

I'd give anything for a guest.

I'd hate it if you could never wear gloves again.

I'm going to you guys. You're going to be my Hail Mary.

I'm here to warn you.

I'm not kidding. It's really cold out.

I'm sorry. I'm supposed to be laughing. I want to weep, okay?

I've got to build a Malibu Barbie Beach House.

I've got to get home and build stuff.

I've got to go, Bill.

I've got to run. I've got to hide.

I've heard that one. You better check yourself, Bill.

I've never wept on a stage. This is a first.

If security had come in today, I would be calling them right now.

In the history of the Carlyle Hotel.

Is it Christmas?

Is that a seven and a half, eight?

Is that us?

Is that yours?

Is there a microphone or do we imagine that, too?

It was supposed to be.

It will live forever.

It's 12:01. Merry Christmas, everybody.

It's a catastrophe!

It's a disaster!

It's Christmas Eve. It's my favorite night of the year.

It's either Slovenia or Mexico, folks. It's your choice.

Let me guess. You're the bad cop.

Let's try this fellow. Scooter, give us something.

Like some 25 dollar an hour Twin Cities hooker.

Look out, old Santa is back.

Look who's here, everybody!

Look who's here, everybody!

Look, just sign with me today, okay? I know you're a big fish.

Make it great. Two... Go, Bill!

Maybe not. But you definitely need one.

Maybe you should postpone this. Do it a little later.

Men, any meat that's hanging.

Merry Christmas, Mr. Murray.

Merry Christmas.

Merry Christmas.

Miss, could you check him, please? Thank you.

Mr. Sandman, I need help.

Much, much better.

Murray Christmas!

No one knows you aren't in the same room together. Boom, done.

No way.

No, Mr. Murray, please. No, no, no. I can't.

No, no, no, no. No elevator.

No.

Not if there's a God above.

Not really.

Not too bad.

Now, look. All you've got to do is come in, sing a couple of songs.

Now, quickly, form a human chain.

Now, you'd better tell me because I'm going to find out. I am working.

Oh, baby, don't hold out on me, please.

Oh, it's a miracle. You two are going to shut up for a second.

Oh, it's cold!

Oh, it's freezing out there. Oh, God...

Oh, my God. It's out on the entire Eastern seaboard.

Oh, none taken.

Oh, the chefs! I've got to go.

Oh, this is an improvement. This is much better.

Oh! Oh! Knock it off! Knock it off!

Okay, now tell me your theory of love.

Okay, there he goes. He's going.

Okay, there he goes. He's going.

Okay, you flip the records while I pour.

Okay, you just have to go away. I'm sorry.

Okay.

Or is that an eight and a half, nine? Could... Yeah...

Our dream Bahamas honeymoon, everything.

Pack it up, kids. We're out of here.

Pass all the food. Up to the bar.

Peaches, love's got an up button and a down button

Right? And the kids in hospitals. And pets outside.

Rocky?

See you on the next one, Bill.

See, Bill? Easy peasy.

Seems more like a Christ mess, as in, what a mess!

She's dying.

So Elliot caused the blizzard. That bastard.

So get up there and do the show. We go live in 90 seconds.

So it's ruined.

So we've got some weather issues.

Some...

Someone get ice cream.

Sorry, sir, but I'm not in the mood.

Sorry. Okay...

Sure, yes.

Thank you, Dimitri.

Thank you, everyone. Have a merry Christmas.

That is so you, Bill. That is so you.

That's Brad Pitt and Angelina. They're in Africa.

That's funny. That's appropriate, isn't it?

That's good.

That's it. There you go.

The airports are closed. The trains are closed.

The buses and bridges and tunnels are not working.

The chefs are freaking out.

The exact second when you knew that you were really in love.

The heat's off in here, fellas. This will help keep you warm.

The little guys in uniforms who run these things couldn't make it in today.

The Murricane skulking down the back stairs

The other way.

The power is out. The storm is raging outside.

The question is, are you in the mood for a lifetime of regret and loneliness?

The refrigerators are down.

The satellite is bought and paid for and non refundable.

The Screen Actors Guild and the Directors Guild...

The universe gives us many gifts. It's whether or not we receive them.

There is no fucking way I am doing a live television special.

There we go. Look.

These kids have got something to do. Let's go make ourselves scarce.

They are. They are. I had to walk on the rails, man.

They're giving away lobster.

They're not in New York at Bemelmans. They're in Africa.

They're outside. They've heard your beautiful voice, sir.

This can keep your fingers from freezing, turning black and falling off.

This is a nightmare. I can't do this. I'm sorry, Ivan.

This is an old native trick.

This is from last year's Golden Globes. That's not going to match.

This is so corny, but your eyes look like starlight right now.

This is the second warmest spot on the human body.

This is your idea of a Christmas special? This is a national disgrace.

Those are huts.

To each other.

To you?

Together.

Tonight will go down as the greatest night

Tonight, Christmas Eve, from the legendary Hotel Carlyle in New York,

Total disaster.

Total disaster.

Total disaster.

Truly a huge fan, Mr. Murray.

Try to remember the specific moment...

We cut from you here live on stage, to your guests' pre taped reaction shots.

We have George Clooney.

We need a volunteer and that person is going to be you, Dimitri.

We need someone to sing a Christmas carol.

We see Miley Cyrus wearing a sexy red mini skirt, sitting on a white sleigh.

We're going live in five seconds, everyone.

We're going live on air. Stand by.

We're going to have to make a Christmas decision.

We're in here all cozy.

We've got food. We've got booze. We've got attractive people.

We've got to... I don't know. Show an old football game or something.

Well, he's a little smart.

Well, I thought it was beautiful.

Well, I'm supposed to be doing a live TV show.

Well, it's really more of a philosophy.

Well, thank you...

Well, there was traffic, so I caught a sleigh.

Well, you, or this, is the nicest thing that's happened to me all day. To you...

Well, you're preaching to the choir.

Well... that is wonderful.

Were you nominated for an Emmy for producing the SAG awards?

What are you worried about? Come on. Let's do the show.

What I'm saying is we all love George, right?

What size shoe is that anyway?

What?

What?

What? You do it in post.

What's going on? What's all this stuff?

What's up, man?

Whatever.

Where's Chris?

Where's George Clooney? Matt Damon or John Goodman? Your boys!

Who sees a hut?

Whoa! Wait a minute.

Why am I here?

Will you marry me?

Wonderful.

Would you like to hear it?

Wow. You are so wasted on the hospitality industry.

Yeah, I bet.

Yeah, I'm sorry. That was a little over the top.

Yeah, match it... What does it have to match?

Yeah, we're walking. A little exercise is not going to kill you.

Yeah!

Yeah. For a sound stage in Queens...

Yeah. It's been a living hell.

Yes.

You always forget them.

You better run like a thief from this car wreck.

You can be the guy that saved Christmas.

You can do it, Chris. You've got to help me.

You do not want to get sued, Bill.

You don't want to be personally on the hook. That is scary.

You ever try a soiled kimono?

You get pneumonia and die, it'd be my fault.

You guys... are both not working out right.

You know there's no place like home for the holidays and...

You know, I have a theory about getting married.

You know, you and I...

You look like you'd like to have your photograph taken with me.

You mean she's melting.

You people are disgusting.

You saw Monuments Men?

You were very good.

You're a natural.

You're doing a live special in the middle of the biggest blizzard of the year.

You're driving me crazy, Mama.

You're Elliot.

You're not a singer. And we don't have time to find out if you're a dancer.

You're off the hook. Insurance will cover all of this.

You're on stage.

You've got to dig deep in your history.

You've got to go deep, to your childhood, your infancy, if necessary,

You've just got to trust me on this.

Young lady, cheers to you.

Young lady, my ass.

Your beautiful food will not die.

Your contract was voided. You know what this means?

Your contract was voided. You know what this means?

Your hands are like ice. Let me do this to you.

60 seconds! He's going up. Let's get ready. Are you ready, Paul?

♪ Do you hear what I hear? ♪ ♪ Do you hear what I hear? ♪

♪ Do you hear what I hear? ♪ ♪ Do you hear what I hear? ♪

♪ Do you know what I know? ♪ ♪ Do you know what I know? ♪

♪ Do you see what I see? ♪ ♪ Do you see what I see? ♪

♪ Do you see what I see? ♪ ♪ Do you see what I see? ♪

♪ Pray for peace, people everywhere! ♪ ♪ Everywhere! ♪

A Christmas miracle. You've got to be kidding.

And it's us. No!

Anything that's fun is always hard. That's right.

Are we still... Go to tape.

Are you in it? It just started.

Bev, should we cancel it? Okay. You two, grow up.

Bill. Paul.

But now you're here. Yeah.

Cheers. Merry Christmas.

Chop, chop. There's no one moving in the whole city.

Chris? Who cut the power?

Come on. Goodness me. Dimitri, hold onto these.

Cool... Thanks.

Counter clockwise. Counter clockwise. Counter clockwise!

Counter clockwise. You are such a pro! It's a pleasure.

Don't leave. Don't leave. I'm not...

Done it. Retractable roof opens.

Dust off the pipes a little bit. Sing a... I don't sing, Bill.

Get it? Yeah...

God hates me. Forgive me, Mr. Murray.

Hello, Paul. So nice to see you.

Hey! Hey!

Hey. Is it George Clooney?

How do we cancel this? Okay. I understand why you're frustrated.

How'd you know that? I'm the Ghost of Christmas Present.

I just met you... This is our chance!

I thought I'd make a Martini or two. This is the place to do it.

I was in it. Number what? Seven on the call sheet?

I'm so alone. Okay, Bill...

I'm the only one. Oh, man.

Is he on the phone? Please, God, let it be Clooney.

Is it Clooney? Is it Clooney?

It's the reindeers that'll get you. Oh, yeah?

Jackpot! Here we go. Thanks, Paul. Come on.

Merry Christmas, Bill. Merry Christmas, Paul.

Merry Christmas, Mr. Murray. Merry Christmas, Dimitri.

Merry Christmas. Alright.

Mr. Murray's suite. I'm already dead.

My sister. Family is important.

No way you get out of here. Bill.

No. Neither were we.

No. I... Just drink it.

Of course. It's her sleigh.

Oh, let me help. Paul, watch the piano. Alright.

Okay. Live Christmas special.

Okay. Okay.

Paul's here. Yeah, Paul's here.

Ready! Alright.

See you in a minute. Wait...

Sit down with me, buddy. I'm sitting down, man.

So we can't cancel. You've got to try to cancel.

Subway. They shut down the subway.

That's right. Receive the gift. This job is always surprising me.

The network has been pro mo'ing this. They are very jazzed about it.

Think of the troops. Yeah.

This is all just an illusion. Absolutely. It's all an illusion, Bill.

Use your stage voice. Yeah.

We placed all the ads, man. Which is so exciting!

We're here. Yeah, so that's one friend.

We've got one sound guy. Swing the camera. The other way.

What are we doing? Let's jingle those bells, buddy.

Where's your boys? Let's hang! We've got to hang!

Who is it? Your producers, Mr. Murray.

Wow, you look festive. I would lose those antlers.

Yeah! No!

Yeah? Where are we going?

Yes, of course. The answer's no.

You can't leave. You're trapped here. Bill.

You can't leave. You're trapped here. Bill.

You haven't quit drinking yet, have you? Should I?

You know... We're with you...

You really think so? Number one, sir. Number one.

You run in... Miley's in Tahoe.

You sing. You're a rapper. I don't rap.

You were so good in that. You were great.

You're done with it, right? Yeah.

You're looking great up there. Crushing it.

♪ 'Cause I remember when you were here ♪

♪ 'Cause I remember when you were here ♪

♪ 'Cause I remember when you were here ♪

♪ 'Cause I saw the light ♪

♪ 'Cause my feelings for you ♪

♪ 'Cause the feeling I had Was so strong ♪

♪ 'Cause you're different, girl From all the rest ♪

♪ 'Til I saw ♪

♪ A child, a child shivers in the cold ♪

♪ A song, a song, high above the trees ♪

♪ A star, a star, dancing in the night ♪

♪ Ah, but it's cold ♪

♪ Ah, but it's cold outside ♪

♪ All is calm ♪

♪ All Saint Nick brought me Was the Christmas blues ♪

♪ All you can do is keep moving on ♪

♪ An old man said to me ♪

♪ And all is bright ♪

♪ And all the fun we had last year ♪

♪ And all the fun we had last year ♪

♪ And dreamed about you ♪

♪ And father will be pacing the floor ♪

♪ And I brought some corn for popping ♪

♪ And my dear, we're still goodbyeing ♪

♪ And since we've no place to go ♪

♪ And since we've no place to go ♪

♪ And the answer was plain to see ♪

♪ And the bells were ringing out ♪

♪ And the bells were ringing out For Christmas Day ♪

♪ And the bells were ringing out For Christmas Day ♪

♪ And the bells were ringing out For Christmas Day ♪

♪ And the boys of the NYPD choir ♪

♪ And the fire is slowly dying ♪

♪ And the wind goes right through you It's no place for the old ♪

♪ And then he sang to me ♪

♪ Are ringing in song ♪

♪ At the sight ♪

♪ Baby, it's cold outside ♪

♪ Baby, please come ♪

♪ Baby, please come home ♪

♪ Baby, please come home ♪

♪ Baby, please come home ♪

♪ Baby, please come home ♪

♪ Baby, please come home ♪

♪ Been hoping that you'd drop in ♪

♪ Blues ♪

♪ But 'til it's January ♪

♪ But as long as you love me so ♪

♪ But friends, when you're lonely ♪

♪ But I ain't had no lovin' all week It's beginning to worry me because ♪

♪ But I love you best ♪

♪ But I tried to run ♪

♪ But I won't do it anymore ♪

♪ But if you really hold me tight ♪

♪ But it's Christmas Day ♪

♪ But it's not like Christmas at all ♪

♪ But it's not like Christmas at all ♪

♪ But right now, Mama It's Christmas Eve ♪

♪ But still for real, it's sad to feel ♪

♪ But the fire is so delightful ♪

♪ But the fire is so delightful ♪

♪ But there's no one that I know ♪

♪ But what's the use of stopping? When there's no one on your list ♪

♪ Came in 18 to 1 ♪

♪ Can't make it all alone ♪

♪ Can't you see the light ♪

♪ Christ the savior ♪

♪ Christ the savior is born ♪

♪ Christmas ♪

♪ Christmas ♪

♪ Christmas ♪

♪ Christmas ♪

♪ Christmas ♪

♪ Christmas ♪

♪ Christmas ♪

♪ Christmas ♪

♪ Christmas ♪

♪ Christmas ♪

♪ Christmas... ♪

♪ Come make your pappy happy Pretty please ♪

♪ Come on, it's lovely weather For a sleigh ride together with you ♪

♪ Come on, it's lovely weather For a sleigh ride together with you ♪

♪ Come on, it's lovely weather For a sleigh ride together with you ♪

♪ Come on, it's lovely weather For a sleigh ride together with you ♪

♪ Dashing through the snow In a one horse open sleigh ♪

♪ Ding a ling a ling a ding dong ding ♪

♪ Do do be do ♪

♪ Eyes ♪

♪ For Christmas Day ♪

♪ For little girls and little boys ♪

♪ From love on Christmas Day ♪

♪ Glory stream from heaven above ♪

♪ Good King Wenceslas looked out On the feast of Stephen ♪

♪ Good tidings we bring ♪

♪ Heavenly hosts sing halleluiah ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Hey ♪

♪ Holy infant ♪

♪ Holy infant ♪

♪ Holy night ♪

♪ Holy night ♪

♪ I can see a better time ♪

♪ I could have been someone

♪ I don't want no turkey ♪

♪ I got a feeling ♪

♪ I just never would suspect a thing ♪

♪ I just want you to come back here, Mama Before the children wake ♪

♪ I kept them with me, babe ♪

♪ I love you, baby ♪

♪ I ought to say no, no, no, sir ♪

♪ I really can't stay ♪

♪ I really can't stay ♪

♪ I turned my face away ♪

♪ I was feeling something wasn't right ♪

♪ I wish I knew how ♪

♪ I'd hold back these tears ♪

♪ I'm going to go disappear ♪

♪ I'm going to move in much closer ♪

♪ I'm halfway watchin' Mama For that sleepy look in her eyes because ♪

♪ I'm sure that you'll forgive me ♪

♪ I'm watching it fall ♪

♪ I'm watching them shine ♪

♪ I've been trying to find This old bicycle ♪

♪ I've built my dreams around you ♪

♪ I've come down ♪

♪ I've done my window shopping There's not a store that I missed ♪

♪ If I don't enthuse ♪

♪ If there was a way ♪

♪ In my ♪

♪ In my eyes ♪

♪ In my eyes ♪

♪ In my eyes ♪

♪ In my head, in my head ♪

♪ In the drunk tank ♪

♪ In your eyes ♪

♪ In your eyes ♪

♪ In your eyes ♪

♪ In your palace warm, mighty king ♪

♪ Is born ♪

♪ It doesn't show signs of stopping ♪

♪ It was Christmas Eve, babe ♪

♪ It was late last night ♪

♪ It's not something that I say in jest ♪

♪ It's sad, I say, when you're away ♪

♪ It's time for Santa Claus To make his midnight creep because ♪

♪ Just hear those sleigh bells ringling Jing ting tingling, too ♪

♪ Just like a memory's distant glimmer ♪

♪ Keep moving on ♪

♪ Keep moving on ♪

♪ Keep moving on ♪

♪ Let it snow ♪

♪ Let it snow ♪

♪ Let it snow ♪

♪ Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow ♪

♪ Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow ♪

♪ Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow ♪

♪ Let it snow... ♪

♪ Let us bring Him silver and gold ♪

♪ Let us bring Him silver and gold ♪

♪ Listen to that fireplace roar ♪

♪ Listen to what I say Listen to what I say ♪

♪ Listen to what I say Listen to what I say... ♪

♪ Lots of people around ♪

♪ May all your days be merry ♪

♪ Mighty king ♪

♪ My mother will start to worry ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Oh ♪

♪ Oh, the weather outside is frightful ♪

♪ Oh, the weather outside is frightful ♪

♪ On the first day of Christmas my... ♪

♪ Only you, only you ♪

♪ Ooh, what's in this drink? ♪

♪ Or jetting miles high Through some skyway ♪

♪ Our cheeks are nice and rosy And comfy cozy are we ♪

♪ Outside ♪

♪ Outside the snow is falling ♪

♪ Outside the snow is falling And friends are calling Yoo hoo ♪

♪ Over fields we go Laughing all the way ♪

♪ Pain, too, has its ending ♪

♪ Peace ♪

♪ Peace ♪

♪ Peace ♪

♪ Please ♪

♪ Please ♪

♪ Please come home ♪

♪ Please, please, please, please ♪

♪ Pretty lights on the tree ♪

♪ Pretty lights on the tree ♪

♪ Round yon virgin mother and child ♪

♪ Round yon virgin mother and child ♪

♪ Said the little lamb To the shepherd boy ♪

♪ Said the night wind to the little lamb ♪

♪ Said the shepherd boy To the mighty king ♪

♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪

♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪

♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪

♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪

♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪

♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪

♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪

♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪

♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪

♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪

♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪

♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪

♪ Santa Claus wants some loving ♪

♪ Santa Claus wants some loving now ♪

♪ Shepherd boy ♪

♪ Shepherd boy ♪

♪ Shepherds quake ♪

♪ Silent night ♪

♪ Silent night ♪

♪ Silent night ♪

♪ Sinatra was swinging The drunks were all singing ♪

♪ Sleep in heavenly ♪

♪ Sleep in heavenly ♪

♪ Sleep in heavenly ♪

♪ So happy Christmas ♪

♪ So I said ♪

♪ So really I'd better scurry ♪

♪ So tender and mild ♪

♪ So tender and mild ♪

♪ Somebody needs you ♪

♪ The boys of the NYPD choir Were singing Galway Bay ♪

♪ The children all fast asleep ♪

♪ The happy crowds are mingling ♪

♪ The jingle bells are jingling ♪

♪ The light ♪

♪ The lights are turned way down low ♪

♪ The neighbors might think... ♪

♪ The Rare Old Mountain Dew ♪

♪ The snow's coming down ♪

♪ The streets are white with snow ♪

♪ Then you gazed up at me ♪

♪ Then you'll have the Christmas blues ♪

♪ There was not another soul in sight ♪

♪ There's bound to be talk tomorrow ♪

♪ They've got cars big as bars They've got rivers of gold ♪

♪ Think of my life long sorrow ♪

♪ This evening has been so very nice ♪

♪ This year's for me and you ♪

♪ Those brightly packaged Tinsel covered ♪

♪ Though I knew it wouldn't help me none ♪

♪ Though we had our fling ♪

♪ Time is mending ♪

♪ To break this spell ♪

♪ To you and your kin ♪

♪ Underneath the Christmas tree ♪

♪ Until that little bell began to ring ♪

♪ Way up in the sky, little lamb ♪

♪ We kissed on a corner And danced through the night ♪

♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪

♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪

♪ We wish you a merry Christmas ♪

♪ We're snuggled up together Like birds... ♪

♪ Well, so could anyone ♪

♪ Were just something I never knew ♪

♪ Were singing Galway Bay ♪

♪ What a happy sound ♪

♪ When I first found you ♪

♪ When somebody wants you ♪

♪ When the snow lay round about Cool and crisp and even ♪

♪ When there should be gladness ♪

♪ When there should be gladness ♪

♪ When you find for some sad reason ♪

♪ When you first took my hand On a cold Christmas Eve ♪

♪ When you love and you lose ♪

♪ When you see some happy greeters ♪

♪ When you've reached your destination ♪

♪ When your love and you are parted ♪

♪ Whether cruising the lonely highway ♪

♪ Why the sadness? ♪

♪ Why the sadness? ♪

♪ With a tail as big as a kite ♪

♪ With a tail as big as a kite ♪

♪ With a voice as big as the sea ♪

♪ With a voice as big as the sea ♪

♪ With those Christmas blues ♪

♪ Won't see another one ♪

♪ Yeah, I know There's something real pretty ♪

♪ Yeah, Santa may have brought you Stars for your shoes ♪

♪ You got to move on ♪

♪ You got to move on ♪

♪ You promised me Broadway was waiting for me ♪

♪ You should be here with me ♪

♪ You took my dreams from me ♪

♪ You were handsome ♪

♪ You were pretty The Queen of New York City ♪

♪ You'll find that it's only a thing ♪

♪ You'll know the way I'm feeling ♪

♪ You've got to move on ♪

♪ You've got to move on ♪

♪ Your season full of cheer ♪

80,000 screaming fans. Yeah.