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A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)

A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas (2011)

"A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas" is a comedy film released in 2011. Directed by Todd Strauss-Schulson, this hilarious installment follows the misadventures of best friends Harold Lee (played by John Cho) and Kumar Patel (played by Kal Penn). The duo embarks on a wild journey to find the perfect Christmas tree, encountering a variety of outrageous situations along the way. This movie is known for its 3D effects, adding an immersive and visually engaging experience for the audience. For fans of the movie, you can play and download the sounds from "A Very Harold & Kumar 3D Christmas" here.

A couple of brothers can't sell trees? Only swing from them like monkeys?
A couple squeaks got by...
A fucking mini mall in Des Moines?
A lifesaver.
A little more expensive.
A queefer.
A WaffleBot.
Aah, aah. Hey! Whoa.
Aah!
Aah! And it really, really hurts.
Aah! Okay, I need this room...
Aah. It's not a disease, is it? Heh, heh.
ADRIAN: Aw... Glass is sharp. Glass is sharp.
ADRIAN: Dude, look.
ADRIAN: New plan. Let's bash through the door.
ADRIAN: Oh, shit!
ADRIAN: Ow, ow.
ADRIAN: Right. Don't talk about it.
ADRIAN: She's crashing hard.
ADRIAN: You know, I like the beard, but I love clean shaven you.
After all we've been through with that guy, he better.
After we just had that breakthrough?
After you made Eiffel Tower on Mary?
Ah, okay.
Ah!
Ah! Guess that holy water didn't wash everything off, now did it?
Ahh.
All my other friends...
All right, um...
All right.
All right. Merry Christmas!
All right. Oh, God.
Am I missing something?
Am I supposed to feel bad?
America's sweetheart!
And a happy
And a happy New Year
And frankly, I'm kind of glad that the craziness is behind me.
And guess what. Next week...
And I got triple the money.
And I went to heaven.
And I'll see what I can do about your parents' ugly divorce, Caren.
And I'm a terrible dancer.
And if you want to be in our family...
And the whole family...
And then I shot...
And then...
And they'll burn in H.
And we didn't have the rollback rule...
And, Mr. Lee, I think you're gonna be really pleased.
ANNOUNCER [OVER SPEAKERS]: And now, ladies and gentlemen...
Any luck with the tree?
Anybody here?
Appreciate it.
Are you kidding? No guy at school will even touch me.
Are you really hot? I'm, like, hot...
Are you sure we have to...
As they say in my country:
At all.
At first
Ava! Scooch to Daddy! Hide behind Daddy!
Aw, come on.
Aw, come on. You just played it.
Aw, dude, turn in there!
Bah, bah, bah! Not the throw pillows!
BARTENDER: What can we get for you? NEIL & BARTENDERS: Whiskey.
BARTENDER: Yeah.
Battery low
Bay window is brand new, actually. We just put that in last week.
Because I think I was starting to trip out back there a little bit.
Because I wanted you...
Because it is a big deal.
Because what makes Maria happy is what makes me happy.
Because when they get here...
Because you weren't brought up...
Because you're the best. I don't wanna go with him.
BECCA: Go! Move!
Besides...
Best selection...
Big house, lot of bathrooms.
Black ice! It's real!
BORIS: Hey, grandpa!
Both of you...
BOTH: Daddy.
BOTH: Holy shit!
BOTH: Shit.
BOTH: Thanks, WaffleBot!
Both. No.
Buddy.
But one week before that first Christmas, while walking home from work...
But real talk...
But that's not enough to be with my Maria.
But this may be the last chance we've got.
But unfortunately...
But wasn't there a time you actually used to get along? You might be in...
But why are you making such a big deal about this?
But you
But, Harold, weed is so good.
By the way, for what it's worth...
Bye bye, sweet pea.
Bye, Harold.
Cagey as shit. Right, boy?
Calm down. It's just a Christmas tree.
Can I get you a beer?
Can I just speak to him, please?
Can I play angry black guy this time?
Can we drop this tree off at Sulu's and head to the city?
Can we put on some Wu Tang?
Can you untie us?
Carlos, it will. Tell me exactly what you want and I'll take care of it.
Carlos, Merry Christmas.
Christmas isn't ruined.
Christmas tree! Christmas tree!
Clay's the biggest coozehound I know. That guy gets mad gash.
Come on in.
Come on, girls. I'll introduce you.
Come on, have a seat.
Come on, man, it's Christmas.
Come on!
Come with me if you wanna live!
Cool about the clothes.
Crawled up the water spout
Dad, you good? You need a drink or...? No? Okay.
Daddy Daughter Day.
Daddy likes.
Daddy!
Daddy.
DAVID: Fuck this! I got a wife...
DAVID: What stuff? The stuff.
David'll tell you, these hands are magical.
Dead squirrel.
Diaper emergency! Aah! Cocaine!
Die, motherfucker!
DIRECTOR: All right, that's a cut. Great job
Do me a favor.
Do they really think we care what poor people think?
Do you not have time?
Do you not know...
Do you smell something burning?
Do you want to come in for a drink...
Does everybody know about this party?
Does it? Damn it. Okay. That explains a lot.
Doesn't explain the gay thing.
Doesn't mean the other should forget about the good times.
Don we now our gay apparel
Don't call him that, dude. What's up, WaffleBot?
Don't fucking spit on my dick!
Don't get too comfortable. Keep your game face on for your father in law.
Don't listen to these guys. It takes balls to do what you're doing.
Don't pee on me!
Don't play me like that.
Don't quit weed.
Don't worry, Mr. Lee. I'll distract them.
Don't worry.
Don't worry.
Don't you get it?
Done.
Dude, come on!
Dude, do you feel kind of weird?
Dude, everything's Claymated!
Dude, I need this tree.
Dude, it's a WaffleBot.
Dude, it's the balls.
Dude, look out!
Dude, relax. It's gonna wear off soon.
Dude, seriously...
Dude, you are not depriving me of this:
Dude, you baby whispered her.
Dude, you're in luck. There's still coffee in here.
Dude, you're overreacting. There's plenty of tree lots.
Dude...
Eggnog? Empanadas?
Eight years, wow. I never knew Christmas trees were such a big deal.
Empanadas?
Er... No.
Every Christmas we use a tree that Dad grew.
Every year I would pray to God:
Everybody's got a potty mouth these days.
Except, see, in our day, it was called Beirut.
Excuse me, uh, Neil. But I'm Jesus. So...
Excuse me!
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
Fa la la, la Ia la, la la la
Feels good.
Fine.
Fine. Can you pee on it?
First of all, don't ever take the Lord's name in vain, not after...
First, we need to steal some tickets.
For a massage. Heh.
Forget about her.
Forget it. Heh.
Forget it. It's past 2 a.m.
Forget it. Just...
Four
Fuck it, I'm in.
Fuck Savage! That rock is mine!
Fuck you!
Fuck your tree!
Fuck!
Fuck!
Fuck.
Fucking actors.
Fucking tight jeans.
Gat's coming out
Generation Z, here's your ball back.
Get him!
Get it over here. Hurry the fuck up!
Get it?
Get the fuck off of me!
Get the fuck...
Getting not low.
Getting read)'
Give it to me. Come on, David, give me the stuff. Give me the sugar.
Give me a half hour...
Give me the phone to Dad.
Give me the stuff.
Glad your family's here.
Go and get some rest, huh? Make yourself fresh...
Go! Come on, come on, come on! Shut up!
Go. Go.
God, does everything have to be about Christmas?
God, I hate this...
God, I hate this...
God! I thought you were gay!