Schitt's Creek (2015) - Season 6 Edit

A "please" might be nice!

A 20 minute drive to another motel.

A better job than working here?

A big deal about of this, so I can just tell them not to come.

A bigger deal than it needs to be.

A bit of a rough night actually.

A bit overzealous, and...

A brand new streaming service.

A cauldron of self absorption.

A chain of trailer parks.

A chill night in, but if you guys are free,

A clangorous, vociferous YES.

A compliment for the first time, so.

A decades long successful marriage

A deranged fan deposited locks of hair

A dreaded pit stop.

A fellow wallower here?

A few days to talk about it, but then...

A gift card to Joe's Pizza or tickets to "Wicked"?

A glittering, backless thing. Stella McCartney, I think.

A Japanese toilet at my place,

A jokey bachelor party.

A little bit distracted,

A little less like the kind of couple

A little more casual.

A little something to help you start your new life.

A long haired, sexy man around for a couple months

A lot of people are here for drinks, David.

A lot of sweat went into this one.

A lot of this film blatantly contradicts

A man is dead.

A Moira Rosé.

A movie premiere in our own backyard!

A new breed of fly that mates with itself.

A new day has dawned.

A note, I did bring the house down

A part of me feels like...

A particularly lovely redolence today.

A pyramid.

A really weird vibe from this place.

A romantic weekend.

A second sheet that you put on the mattress,

A sexy new cast,

A simple yes or no is fine. No need to pull focus.

A siren call to the cinematic rapture that is to come.

A week ago,

A weekend in wine country?

A wise man once wrote:

A wonderful teen named CherryBus,

About continuing our relationship.

About going to his place for "a whiskey or whatever"?

About half of what you just said.

About how David's wetting the bed again.

About how desperate you are to get out of here?

About me, I'd me more than happy to help.

About potentially investing in a motel franchise,

About putting your body on the internet?

About the hmm hmm hmm?

About the potty mouth, feral child.

About the shared bathroom situation.

About what exactly you are doing here on our property.

Absolutely.

Acquaintances, I would say...

Across North America.

Across the continent.

Across the internet, I suppose.

Actually sounds less like a gift and more like a chore.

Actually, those flies are an invaluable piece of the puzzle

Ad voice: Some banks make mortgages way too complicated.

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Adequate deliberation?

Adriana had that DUI last year.

After a season, right?

After an award worthy trilogy of decades together,

After being away for all that time?

After finding some gross fly,

After I invested in your father's business.

After my first centerfold with Soap Opera Digest,

After my first centerfold with Soap Opera Digest,

After that train wreck of a commercial.

After that whole "Sunrise Bay" thing went down, and I...

After the contract demands but...

After watching that video?

After you had just given birth to your ninth child

Again, we are so thrilled to have you here, Moira.

Against every instinct for self preservation,

Agh!

Agh!

Ah hah hah!

Ah no, no it's fine, Johnny, we'll just uh,

Ah yes, Jocelyn's guest.

Ah, everybody,

Ah, I know, the room looks pretty good, huh?

Ah, now that's a framer.

Ah, welcome to Elmbridge Manor,

Ah, what hotel?

Ah!

Ah! Boy, it's times like this

Ah! Mummy and Alexis solved the puzzle!

Ah! That sounds good!

Ah! Yeah, me too, partner.

Ah. Have you told him that?

Ah... bachelor party, right?

Ahh! Ahhh!

Ahhh!

Ahhh!

Ahhh!

Aimlessly wandering through life.

Air has 18 ongoing lawsuits?

Alas, as much as it pains to say,

Alas, this is Patrick's day. We're doing what Patrick wants.

Alexis, Alexis,

Alexis, Arthur.

Alexis, between us,

Alexis, can I still go on the trip?

Alexis, have I ever told you

Alexis, he drove all this way

Alexis, I can't work like this!

Alexis, I'm sorry for dropping the ball on our calls.

Alexis, if you want to cut your teeth

Alexis, in the past, I...

Alexis, let's not count our poultry before it's incubated,

Alexis, make it stop!

Alexis, Mommy's home now.

Alexis, neurosis is not becoming on a young woman.

Alexis, pursuing a career in PR.

Alexis, they're liking it!

Alexis, this is exciting!

Alexis, you are more than welcome

Alexis, your flip chart says "premiere."

Alexis: Ew... Ew!

Alexis: Ted! Dinner's ready!

Alexis: Uh, okay.

Alexis!

Alexis!

Alexis!

Alexis!

Alexis!

Alexis! Do I have news...

Alexis! I'd rather not use that one.

Alexis! They're asking about co stars.

Alexis! Turtles do not pets make.

Alive and well.

All chairs will have tray tables,

All I did, was leave an envelope full of cash

All of our catering is provided

All of them?

All of your cheat day favorites.

All our troubles, all our worries,

All right, all right, you know what, Roland?

All right, everyone,

All right, everyone,

All right, gentlemen, I spoke with my manager

All right, I am heading to the motel

All right, I better get back

All right, if this'll help me escape this conversation:

All right, my Elevators,

All right, speaking of closing out tabs,

All right, we're gonna have to get

All right, why don't we go around,

All right, why don't we try a little test run here.

All right, you answered that too quickly.

All right? What's important is that you stay here

All right.

All right.

All right. Don't point it, put it down.

All the blogs about successful long term relationships

All the good people want in. Moira, it's gonna be raw,

All the time. Since you've been gone,

All the trouble she's having with her car.

All they need is a little dusting.

All: Oh hi.

Alright, maybe it is good business practice

Alright, now you tell me how we're gonna fix this.

Also, a black bow ties photograph better.

Also, as stupid as this is, I'm now invested.

Also, I may have forgotten about the whole milk situation.

Also, I needed to like cleanse my brain a bit.

Also, I thought you returned that?

Also, I'm so confused.

Also, if this is what it takes

Also, my t shirt is missing the "with".

Also, not everyone can be on the carpet at once.

Also, whoever chose those photos,

Also, you look very beautiful.

Also, you will be thanking me when you experience the heated,

Although I did find a gorgeous ryokan in Hakone

Although I guess at this point,

Although it is his birthday next weekend,

Although now that I think about it,

Although today, I will but feign surprise

Although, from a marketing perspective,

Although, if it'd make you feel better,

Although, speaking as someone who uses the body milk

Always room at the table for Lexi's... old man.

Always... a risky option.

Am I crazy or is he really cute?

Amazing! Congrats, Mrs. Rose!

An actress is only as happy as her unhappiest audience.

An actress is only as happy as her unhappiest audience.

An entire ecosystem.

An escape room is like a, a fun group game

An exclusive and limited release.

An understated rave.

And "complimentary"

And a big exhale.

And a blueberry cheesecake for dessert.

And a breakfast burrito that I got to go.

And a cheese board.

And a dear friend of mine from Singapore,

And a diamond tennis bracelet."

And a little yellow cartoon... winking.

And a note that said to take very good care of you.

And a sigh of relief

And again, you have our deepest condolences.

And all I can think about

And all of these PR agencies from New York are calling

And all we can wish, for our families,

And also asked if I had any interest in becoming a pilot.

And also, I get paid for everyone that signs up,

And and I have to start in two weeks!

And and it's dry, and everybody is chipping in,

And and that season that you played your own brother

And apparently I'm quite proficient at it.

And apparently the entire foundation

And are repressing that need... just for me?

And as for the humans,

And as long as my husband doesn't stand me up at the altar,

And as much as I'll miss this... being together

And ask Clive for help then?

And asked those people to call him

And basically made all of our friends buy penthouses

And being a grandad's even harder.

And being here, getting to hear your stories

And Billy Zane also did the same thing, David.

And black truffle salad

And bleach, lots of bleach.

And boy, I I don't even know if anyone from the old life

And by "situation"

And by the looks of it,

And by the way, whatever you're doing is A okay with me.

And call you my husband.

And called me the ******* Channing Tatum,

And charging a premium for it.

And cleaning.

And Clive didn't have jumper cables because he doesn't drive

And cocktails at the Wobbly Elm.

And David is bewitching himself elsewhere?

And David will be none the wiser.

And David.

And depending on what we acquire,

And didn't know that it was recording.

And does it come in an adult size?

And don't forget to say hello

And don't forget, we have a conference call

And dusting off some mid century furniture

And emotional transformation?

And enjoy the pizza and play charades?

And enter at your own risk.

And escaped from the cave with the secret about your lover...

And everyone will be participating.

And everyone's in agreement

And figure out what made me happy?

And finally, when it's time to lay down your weary head,

And first thing in the morning,

And focus on your critical self care.

And for what it's worth,

And found it under your pillow. Anyway, you did it.

And found this message board about conspiracy theories.

And frankly, it's not moving as fast as I'd like.

And from the looks of it, so does David.

And frown lines.

And funny one liners.

And given no time to do a thorough sweep.

And grab some water while you're at it,

And he had said that there might be a use

And he would like to name a wine after me.

And he's gone. And I can't remember where I put him,

And hear more about your proposal.

And here comes the pitch!

And here I get a balatron from Barnum and Bailey.

And higher energy.

And his hashtag fiancee, Patrick.

And his kids and grandkids are gonna be there.

And how happy I am to be with him, and...

And I always thought you didn't like New York.

And I am being paid for each spot, so hah!

And I am including that Peruvian ayahuasca retreat

And I am so sorry for making you guys sign up for this.

And I asked for more money.

And I assure you that it's in there.

And I believe it's done just that for my family here.

And I can offer you installment payments

And I can only wish that one day soon

And I can think of a handful of people who'd wanna egg David.

And I can't wait!

And I clearly missed all the signs

And I didn't mean to make you feel

And I don't know how to get it to leave.

And I don't know if I can say no.

And I don't wanna be anywhere you don't wanna be.

And I don't wanna keep her waitin'.

And I got a very positive response today

And I got a very positive response today

And I got distracted.

And I gotta probably get these sheets in the wash

And I guess I was just being...

And I have a much more athletic build.

And I have absolutely no desire to be there until that happens.

And I have absolutely no doubt

And I have held that title for a very long time,

And I haven't been doing that.

And I haven't seen my furry Fendi's for weeks.

And I just can't take it anymore.

And I just chugged a bottle of CBD oil.

And I just feel so bad about standing in the way

And I know it takes time to find the right fit.

And I know that a wise man once wrote:

And I know there were some shady business dealings

And I made sure to never mention the name

And I may as well tell you that it's...

And I need to look professional.

And I picked it 'cause it was the easiest.

And I put them in the toaster,

And I really don't want to hear anything but enthusiasm

And I remember that,

And I skipped the class that taught us how

And I still can't figure out what goes on inside your head.

And I think all you housewives at home

And I think it might be corked.

And I think it was very nice of him

And I think it's a solid idea, my friend.

And I think that we should get back to him about it.

And I think we might be able to get a better deal

And I think you're right.

And I thought it could be fun to share it with my new family,

And I thought it was in the motel,

And I thought you had blown it for all of us.

And I want a snack.

And I want you to give me away.

And I want you to keep this information to yourself.

And I wanted to have a solution by the time I got here,

And I was believing you both up till now.

And I was different man.

And I will always do everything I can

And I will be taking it down.

And I will gently take it off her hands.

And I would like to keep that memory safe.

And I would never wear a tankini!

And I wouldn't trade our stay there for anything.

And I'd like my hand candy by my side.

And I'll be setting up shop out west for the time being.

And I'll have each of you state your name

And I'll keep it cool, keep it casual.

And I'm feeling terribly for you.

And I'm gonna travel around and set up all the new motels.

And I'm here if you need any help with your speech.

And I'm just not ready to mess that up...

And I'm not just saying that because the screens that I installed

And I'm not sure this outfit is entirely appropriate.

And I'm the boss you're gonna come to

And I'm, I'm waiting on an important call.

And I've told them we need you calm today.

And if I've learned anything

And if it makes you feel any better,

And if this is what we can do with one motel,

And if we franchised on a larger scale,

And if you wanna go through with this

And if you're wondering how I'm so sure...

And in your care I have learned to see and hear

And intellectual capacity

And invite a few more of your distant relatives,

And it doesn't have to be sixty feet.

And it happened on Valentine's Day.

And it just helps me breathe better.

And it spells out England.

And it was like, way too expensive,

And it's certainly not going to be me.

And it's just throwing me for a bit of a loop.

And it's not like there's a his sink

And it's way too small for the rest of our lives,

And just having a whiskey.

And just putting things in the cart.

And just think of all those gross little flies

And kind of act as his wing men

And knocked on that door

And let the cool sting of the mineral water

And let us know if you have any questions.

And like not the good kind.

And like the ten day nature trips,

And look, I found this blanket that I thought I had lost

And maybe it can't live up to its full potential

And me being alone here, kind of feels like he left

And move to some random island

And my name is Roland Schitt...

And my phone I can't get

And no matter how many juicers I buy,

And no one... chose to tell me?

And nobody thought to include me in this plan?

And not talk until we have a plan, all right?

And now I feel like I'm ruining your wedding.

And now I have to pay Ronnie for damage to her carpet!

And now I will ask David Rose

And now I will ask David Rose

And now I'm...

And now I've like endangered all of us.

And now it seems your impending nuptials

And now my return to prominence

And now she's holed up with our minister.

And now tempers are running hot.

And now thanks to you,

And now that Cabaret's over,

And now that I've said those words out loud,

And now the moderator of the "Sunrise Bay" fan forum,

And now they've added "good."

And now you need to remake your little bed,

And obviously you're coming to me for a little star power.

And oh my God, your bedroom would have

And on a personal note,

And on a personal note,

And on the other hand?

And one on the back windshield.

And one severed earlobe.

And only talking about the food.

And our Party Secretary Suite

And pay for the ones I wanna keep?

And personally thank you for your pitch.

And press coming from all over,

And pushed off a cliff.

And put my skinny jeans into the dryer.

And recoup whatever we can.

And regardless of how that happens

And regional marketing invigorator,

And regressive.

And remember, I wanna see all of you

And revitalize the classic roadside motel

And Roland has a guy who rents out live crows.

And say hey.

And second of all, going to Jake's for a drink

And see if there's anything Clive can do, okay?

And selling it as a boutique experience. Right?

And she has a very single,

And she looks at me and says, you mean, lunner?

And she puts thing, says it's a lunner menu.

And she was engaged to him twice.

And simple pleasures

And since this isn't sweeps weeks,

And sit low, no point endangering both our lives.

And so am I.

And so I just wondered...

And so... what have we done?!

And some friends left there.

And speaking of, we are adding eight more plates.

And talk? Right!

And tell me who you think he's referring to then.

And tell us what you consider your biggest weakness.

And that garage is doing great!

And that garage is doing great!

And that I've won.

And that is with half the course under water.

And that it takes a little bit longer when it's handmade.

And that might attract uh... you know, someone's attention.

And that was before Nicole Kidman signed on

And that was the first name I thought of.

And that would give you some financial stability

And that, gentlemen,

And that's a bad thing?

And that's exactly what the Rosebud Motel Group plans to do.

And that's fine with me, okay?

And that's the only thing that matters.

And that's what Photoshop's for,

And the clients were like super impressed.

And the fact that you guys wanted it to be

And the first one's standing right over there.

And the other one wants to stay, then...

And the press couldn't get enough.

And the whole team was really excited.

And the... dated references,

And then come home with a bangin' yoga body.

And then fell in and drowned.

And then give Carmine the signal.

And then I divorced her.

And then I got food poisoning from some bad milk

And then later if we feel like it we can talk.

And then maybe meet up with us later tonight?

And then not had it and now is like still pretty poor,

And then on top of all of that, you've been...

And then put him down for a little nap.

And then quick outfit change, and we're up.

And then the other half of us get a table at the bar?

And then they killed off in like the most humiliating way.

And then we go on a romantic walk to your house

And then we should all regroup at some point

And then we'll figure it out after, okay?

And then what? We offer our guests a discount

And then you said it was just a viewing party.

And there are many, many things that can set him off...

And there are some pros to being there.

And there's a well placed bunt!

And there's no turning back now.

And they accepted.

And they often take place indoors.

And they only spawn every two years,

And they should be lucky to have us.

And they should be...

And they told me that they wanted to talk to me

And they told me that they wanted to talk to me

And they're moving to Florida.

And they're not denying theirselves betterment,

And things got a bit wet.

And things I wanted to explore,

And this is a much stronger idea.

And this is exactly the kind of project

And this is my partner, Patrick.

And this is my partner...

And this loaded gun.

And those things can turn on a dime.

And thought someone had just come from her make up trial.

And thus will never have to know the crippling fear

And Tiger Woods.

And to get a little more information

And to protect him from all of the things in life

And to think it was all fake?

And to your point, we have not discussed the salad.

And together we are Rosebud Motel Group.

And told me to envision our lives...

And turn down your dream job.

And two...

And uh helping to save David and Patrick's big day.

And uh, if you get the chance,

And uh, when you're putting away the kind of guys I do...

And uh, you know, I have to say,

And uh... selling the motel.

And um...

And unfortunately that bonspiel

And we can change the locks.

And we can just put this whole situation on ice

And we can set up the same cash payments

And we can't afford another "ramp gate."

And we could just love it and hold it and bounce it.

And we couldn't afford both.

And we didn't, so... the rest of the team

And we have an idea here that could be a nice little jewel

And we just inherited a bag of money and a gun.

And we just stopped by and say hi,

And we like hang out there for a little bit.

And we may have a meeting to get an investor

And we still have some baby sprinkle decorations

And we wanted to keep it small.

And we were planning a weekend trip to wine country.

And we'll be heading to California.

And we'll see who gets it.

And we're not selling any organs.

And we're planning on launching next month,

And we're tied to the third?

And we're unlikely to find someone else

And welcome. My name is Johnny...

And what about the kids?

And what did you think, Clifton?

And what may I ask are you two doing back here?

And what would that communiqué entail?

And what're we leaving behind?

And whatever doesn't I'll just give to my mom.

And when I was your age, I had a million and one ideas

And when it's time to escape

And when you get on that plane tomorrow

And where do we think we're going?

And where will you be forcefully evacuated?

And why are we here, Stevie?

And with that in mind, um...

And with the baby around,

And you can jump knowing, possibly for the first time,

And you can't have those dreams here?

And you commented that it reminded you

And you deserve this.

And you deserve to see where it takes you.

And you guys can keep the bell.

And you have to solve all these puzzles to get out.

And you immediately leap to conclusions.

And you keep it burning.

And you know how I'm an old soul,

And you must be the happy couple.

And you said Nicole Kidman is starring in it?

And you said to spare no expense so.

And you told me that you wanted to de stress me.

And you will never again find me back in the closet.

And you won't want to blink.

And you're clearly better suited for the job.

And you're giving it to me?

And you're out of your sweatpants,

And you're probably gonna have to drink something

And you're wearing the little tie

And you've spent the better part of the afternoon

And your dad has promised me

And your elephantine generosity.

And your only son's wedding day is hardly the moment.

And, and speaking of, I wanted to give you this.

And, and you had just lost all your money.

And, because people are watching from home,

And, of course... I already knew it.

And, uh, I think what we're about to do

And, uh, Mrs. Rose, why don't you help me out?

And, uh, she's chosen to go with Gwen.

And, uh, we'll have to take a meeting with him

And, uh, you see this very intriguing looking gentleman.

And, we're closed!

And, what, we move our business?

And, with your career behind you,

And, yes, you will be horror struck.

And, you know, do a formal pitch.

And, you know, escape from... one room to the other.

And, you know, I didn't get a chance to tell you before,

And?

And... a lovely banana rosé. Huh?

And... class!

And... didn't get a chance.

And... I can't guarantee that there won't have another trip

And... I'm sorry; 5'10', slow talker...

And... now he's walking away. Okay.

And... Stevie?

And... you always make the right decision.

Annie Leibowitz for Vanity Fair.

Another sale, boys!

Antibiotics.

Any time they like.

Anyone think I might like a sleepover?

Anyway, I don't know how long this will set us back, Moira.

Anyway, I thought it would be festive

Anyway, if you'll excuse me, I need to get ready for bed.

Anyway, it might kill me on the day,

Anyway, when the deal goes through

Anyways, I bet we are dying to get to rehearsal, ladies.

Anywho, um... I don't know if Patrick mentioned

Apparently the first 15 minutes are very, very dense.

Apparently their plan is to move to New York.

Apparently there was an electronic music festival

Apparently, I don't have enough assets.

Apparently, there's a conflict of interest

Are actually attracting more bugs somehow.

Are are we all ready to spin the wheel of life today?"

Are buying into the business.

Are currently in New York City,

Are currently in New York City,

Are gonna be on finches with red beaks.

Are in the process of starting our own firm.

Are private planes always that bumpy?

Are sure you've given this sentencing

Are those... sweatpants?

Are we inviting The Vanderbilts?

Are we sure that they clean these?

Are you almost ready, dear?

Are you happy now, David? Is this what you wanted?

Are you ready for a total physical

Are you sitting down?

Are you still trying to close that thing?

Are you sure it's okay that we haven't seen

Are you sure this is what you want, David?

Are you sure we can't move the bachelor party

Are you sure you don't want any help with that?

Are you sure you want that much stress?

Around the sudden departure of Vivian Blake.

Arthur Camden, but uh,

Arthur, hi,

Artie doesn't care about things like age.

Artie loves to scat along with the songs.

Artie took me to the new steakhouse in Elmdale,

Artie's an old soul,

As "fine."

As a high profile publicist,

As a new business owner it's dangerous

As a whole.

As Adriana's daughter.

As an amusement park for clinical narcissists so,

As crazy as this sounds,

As Elevation's official regional brand ambassador

As I do when I'm with you.

As if Bob just told a very funny joke.

As if we don't need their business.

As it feels.

As lucky as I feel to have met David,

As maid of honor, I pick the second volcano.

As of now, you are my star witness.

As soon as I find a signal.

As soon as one of you details my car.

As soon as we get this place up and running

As soon as you sober up.

As soon as you're off the carpet.

As Stevie can attest,

As the day I discovered you.

As the foreman.

As we possibly can.

As well as the word of millions of streamers

As well.

As you know, David and I are sharing an apartment

As you've heard, your mother is going back to work.

As your publicist and your daughter,

As your publicist,

Ask a not what your country can do for you.

Asked everyone to leave.

Asking where they can park their vans?

Assistant, show us the exit.

At 20 or 30 locations.

At a Rosebud Motel.

At affrighted attention.

At Bazongas Gentlemen's Club.

At home in my kitchen.

At least I can go to sleep knowing

At least the print ad worked out.

At least until we secure a way out of here.

At nighttime.

At no point was that ever discussed.

At Pat Sajak's first wedding.

At Rose Video, he made me purchase the Blu ray

At Sunrise General

At Sunrise General.

At the airport gift shop.

At the end of it, makes everything okay.

At the GQ Men of the Year party.

At the moment, because there are so many variables

At the partially renovated Rosebud Motel.

At the precise moment I choose to walk away,

At the rehabilitation facility.

At the same time.

At this end of the creek, uh...

Aw, thank you.

Aw!

Aww... not again!

Bake it into the contract. Roland?

Beach curls back. Yeah, you've mentioned that a couple times.

Because Alexis wanted to chill in a tankini for six months.

Because all I have left is this cherry ice wine

Because Artie's blood sugar is low.

Because Bruce told me my kidney was garbage.

Because Elle Fanning is supposed to be incredible

Because he literally doesn't care about anything.

Because he still hasn't lizard proofed his place

Because he was jealous.

Because he's scared of car horns.

Because I am feeling very calm right now.

Because I can't put it down on anything.

Because I felt like I owed it to Patrick

Because I get the creeping suspicion

Because I have so many questions.

Because I might be meeting Twy for a drink.

Because I peed in it!

Because I put an offer in.

Because I think I might be in the middle of giving you

Because I think you already know

Because I want those people to know that I'm not a joke.

Because I wanted the wood fired pizza oven