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Armed and Dangerous (1986)

Armed and Dangerous (1986)

Armed and Dangerous is a thrilling action-comedy film that was released in 1986. Directed by Mark L. Lester, this movie takes viewers on a hilarious and action-packed ride, filled with a star-studded cast.

The film centers around two unlikely heroes who find themselves caught up in a dangerous conspiracy. Tom Hardy, portrayed by John Candy, is a good-hearted, but somewhat naive, police officer who is wrongfully dismissed from the force. Alongside him is Frank Dooley, played by Eugene Levy, a timid lawyer also facing unfortunate circumstances. These two stumble upon a plot involving corrupt corporations and decide to take matters into their own hands.

Armed and Dangerous boasts a talented ensemble cast, making the film even more enjoyable with their comedic timing and chemistry. John Candy, known for his charismatic performances in films such as Uncle Buck and Planes, Trains & Automobiles, delivers his characteristic charm and wit in this role. Eugene Levy, famous for his roles in the American Pie films and the mockumentary series Schitt's Creek, adds his signature brand of humor, creating a perfect dynamic with Candy.

Joining them is Meg Ryan, who plays the role of beautiful and tough police officer Maggie Cavanaugh. Ryan, at the beginning of her career, showcases her range as an actress with her portrayal of this fearless character. Additionally, Robert Loggia, known for his roles in Scarface and Big, takes on the role of Michael Carlino, the corrupt security chief who becomes the duo's main antagonist.

Armed and Dangerous not only delivers on its promise of action and comedy but also offers an entertaining plot that keeps viewers engaged throughout. The film is filled with hilarious moments, courtesy of Candy and Levy's impeccable comedic timing. From high-speed chases to humorous confrontations, the movie is a rollercoaster of laughs and excitement.

The energetic soundtrack of Armed and Dangerous perfectly complements the on-screen action, further immersing viewers in the film's atmosphere. While the specific artists or band members associated with the soundtrack are not mentioned, it provides an upbeat and lively backdrop to the story's fast-paced sequences.

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A bill of lading, perhaps?
A few flaws?
A Holy Name Society meeting or something?
A little toxic waste isn't gonna kill you.
A shark. I got a shark! I got a shark!
Absolutely not. No.
All right, all right! O'Connell...
All right, all right.
All right, but I don't like it.
All right, gentlemen, can we begin?
All right, get back! Get back! I got a gun!
All right, let him go.
All right, let's play rough. Come on.
All right, no more Mr. Nice Guy.
All right, slim.
All right, that's it. One more time.
All right, we'll eat first, and then we are gonna steam, right?
All right, you're loaded. Let it roll.
All right!
All right. Here we go.
All right. Hey.
All right. So there were a few flaws in my plan.
Amazing what some people throw away.
And Bruno, he told us to take a break...
And he owns some of the properties we protect.
And I don't think it's proper to take cheap shots at us...
And I suppose that you can prove that?
And I'm very disappointed in you, Norman.
And my father asked me to come work for him...
And our friends down there don't take credit cards.
And question some of these people.
And stay out the annex. Pay attention, fat boy.
And there comes a time in every man's life...
And this time is now.
And what line of work would you be in?
And when are the benefits paid?
And where is Michael Carlino now?
And you die miserable and broke.
And you gotta get me to 83rd and Aviation.
And you know they lying.
And you were a terrific cop, Frank. The best.
Any questions?
Any questions?
Are these girls wonderful or what?
Are you part of the entertainment?
Are you pazzo? What are you doing, Clarence?
Are you strong.
As you can see, it's really quite simple.
Atta Fluffy.
Because he is a crook.
Because I really like it hot.
Because we're gonna make a major transaction down in South America.
Because you're gonna be a cop.
Bend over.
Better safe than sorry.
Biggest shipment we've ever had.
Bite the bag, Rizzo. Your ass is grass.
Both of you, get out.
Boy, he's up there high.
Brackman, come here. You made it.
Brackman, run for it!
Brackman!
Brothers, with your kind permission.
Bruno, the ? Big Bruno?
But Captain O'Connell told us not to screw up.
But don't be a schmuck. You can't do that.
But guess what? I'm gonna make sure the armored car doesn't get there.
But I gotta check it out back at the office.
But I'll tell you what I find particularly difficult to believe.
But just leave me out of it.
But no matter what you do...
But Sergeant Cavanaugh took us off.
But should you witness a crime or violation...
But we could have a better time if we go upstairs and have a drink.
But we're gonna nail them first, right here at Seventh and Elm.
But you gotta keep me informed. I gotta know when it's over.
But you let your partner talk you into something...
Call me.
Can I just catch the end of this movie?
Can I write on the back? I don't think I'm gonna have room.
Can you get Peepee to get a pitcher?
Carlex Pharmaceuticals. Night shift, starting tomorrow.
Carlino is heavy. I mean, bigtime.
Carlino is hitting an armored truck.
Carlino would've had a sudden craving for ribs.
Cats like to climb trees. They're good at it.
Class of Thursday, 3:30 p.m.
Come here, Fluffy.
Come on, come on, two more.
Come on, don't do that.
Come on, Fluffy.
Come on, Fluffy.
Come on, Frank.
Come on, hurry.
Come on, let's go grab some lunch.
Come on, let's go. Let's go! Move it.
Come on, now.
Come on, this cat's nervous.
Come on, two more. Come on, two more. Come on, dig.
Come on, we got work to do.
Come on, we'll go pet them.
Come on, you guys. Mike was only kidding, right?
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Come on, Fluffy.
Come on. One more, one more. Come on, be tough.
Come on. There we go, right onto the road.
Congratulations.
Could you respond to this?
Couple of hit men out here.
Dad, you know they didn't kill him.
Disgusting magazines. I'm out of here.
Do I put my name?
Do you believe it?
Do you fellas have an invoice for this shipment?
Do you have a pen?
Do you have anything to say for yourself, officer?
Do you think we'd go under our real names?
Do you wanna be partners?
Dolan, they're on Industrial, heading your way. Cut them off.
Dolan, they're on Industrial, heading your way. You cut them off.
Dolan, we're going for a kind of terrorist look...
Don't be a smart ass, Dooley.
Don't be such a wussy. Toughen up, will you?
Don't cry.
Don't do that.
Don't do this to me.
Don't eat too much. We're going out for pizza later. Wait here. Come on.
Don't have any cards.
Don't move. Would you quit moving?
Don't panic, don't panic.
Don't worry, Norm.
Don't worry, you won't...
Don't you get emotional on me now, Clarence, eh?
Don't you have someplace you're supposed to be?
Dooley, I'm gonna kill you! I'm gonna kill you!
Dooley, Kane, what the hell are you doing?
Dooley, Kane.
Dooley, you are a disgrace to this or any other uniform, you know that?
Dooley! Dooley!
Enough.
Excuse me, but I didn't see the board vote.
Excuse me, I do have work to do.
Excuse me, I'm gonna stand up and stretch the old legs.
Excuse me...
Fifi.
Fill them out if your name's not on it.
Fluffy, huh?
Fluffy.
Fluffy.
Forget legitimate, all right? Take a look up there.
Frank, come in. I'm being chased.
Frank, come on.
Frank, he's not moving.
Frank, I'm in the loading dock area. Come in.
Frank, take the TV set.
Frank, what are you guys doing here?
Frank!
Frank? No.
Frank.
Frank.
Frank.
Frank.
Frank. Frank.
Freeze, or I'll feed you to the fish.
Freeze.
Freeze. This is a citizen's arrest.
Fun, fun, fun.
Furthermore, it's obvious to me...
Gentlemen, there's been a change.
Gentlemen.
Get him out of here!
Get his ass out of here.
Get in here. Now...
Get it together, Kokolovitch.
Get out of here!
Get out of my way, will you?
Get out.
Get out.
Get them, girls.
Get them? I wanna get away from them.
Get up. Get up.
Get your hands off me. I'm a police officer.
Give me a break.
Give me a quarter.
Give me it. She's hungry.
Give me that.
Give me your car.
Go, go.
Go.
God help us all.
Good evening.
Good idea, Frank. Real good.
Good thing we didn't hide in the barbecue pit.
Good to see you. You're looking good.
Goodbye, Lou.
Gosh, I didn't realize it was going to be this formal.
Gotcha.
Great.
Guard Dog Security. Respond, please.
Guards Norman Kane and Frank Dooley reporting
Hang on, here we go.
Hard left!
Hardtronics.
Have a good workout, Bruno.
Have there been a lot of burglaries over the last couple of years?
Have you seen it?"
He can lead Carlino's men to our rendezvous point...
He didn't mean it, Your Honor.
He won't be there. He'll wanna be there.
He'll get hungry, and he'll come down and see you.
He'll probably come down in a couple days.
He's a nitwit, but he's no muscle bound jerk.
He's over there talking to Carlino.
Hell, thanks for the lift.
Hello, Fluffy.
Hello, Rizzo.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Help! Hit men!
Help. Help.
Here are your building layouts...
Here we are here. Pincus and McCarthy.
Here you go.
Here, grab a chair, grab a chair. Hurry up. Get out of the way.
Hey, come back here.
Hey, come on, you know I can't take money from you.
Hey, Frank, what's happening?
Hey, get out of my face, will you? Let me
Hey, girls, stop those two guys!
Hey, he's not as dumb as he looks, huh?
Hey, I already paid you for this month.
Hey, I got him.
Hey, I told you I'd be here.
Hey, I'll catch up with you later, okay? You're beautiful.
Hey, man, I don't know anything, okay?
Hey, man, read my lips.
Hey, there's my father. He's helping us.
Hey, turn on the steam, Tony.
Hey, what are you doing here? I put you on that armored truck job.
Hey, why don't you dance with some real cops.
Hey, you driving this thing?
Hey, you jerk.
Hey!
Hey!
Hey! Idiot!
Hey. Hey, hey, I need your help.
Hey...
Hi, fellas. How's it going?
Hi, guys, how's it going?
Hi, Maggie. Thanks for coming.
Hi.
Hi. What seems to be the trouble?
Hit men! Help!
Hold on tight to your saddle horns, son!
Holy shit.
How about you? Can you describe any of them?
How you been doing? I heard you got kicked off the force.
I I don't have it in me.
I already own a TV set.
I bet 50 bucks any of those guys...
I came as soon as you called me. I'm sorry.
I can't hold it, Frank.
I can't tell you how much I hate this.
I can't! Get in there!
I chase crooks for a living. That's what I do. I'm a cop.
I didn't do it, Your Honor.
I don't care. I'm not a company man.
I don't know.
I don't listen to you anymore. From now on, I call the shots. Got that?
I don't see O'Connell. Keep your eyes open for Lazarus and Klepper.
I don't see one, no.
I don't suppose you can identify any of them?
I don't usually believe every psychopath I defend...
I found a toothbrush, almost brand new.
I found this. Practically brand new, hardly been used.
I got a shark here!
I got him. I got him. Take a look at this.
I got my Christmas goose early.
I gotta relax before I go up to that party.
I gotta talk to you in private...
I had to get a rental.
I have a very serious question to ask you. Are you enjoying yourself?
I have to go to Michael Carlino's party tonight, so...
I hope you got a permit for that fire, Dooley.
I just don't want any of our drivers hurt.
I just feel that a long prison sentence is not warranted in this case.
I just saw O'Connell.
I just think you were a little hard on Maggie.
I know.
I left my lunch in the car. Meet you in the caf, all right?
I like your stole.
I lost my kitty. He's up there.
I love to watch a professional at work, don't you?
I mean, I like her. You know, my partner, Mr. Silver Tongue...
I mean, in principle I agree, you understand?
I mean, we used to be on warehouse duty.
I mean, we're gonna have a threesome.
I mean, what if you're not there, Frank? Do you have a backup plan?
I must have a complete set of Carlino's fingerprints...
I only got time to say this once. I'm a special officer.
I only talk to Andrew Jackson.
I really hate those guys.
I sincerely feel that the facts are completely irrelevant in this case.
I suggest we move. Come on!
I think he's right.
I think I could be.
I think she likes me. Yeah.
I think this job's gonna be really good, Frank.
I think what we're doing is wrong.
I think you guys both look hunky.
I told y'all to take lunch at 11:30.
I told you to stay out of this, didn't I?
I told you, they were wearing ski masks.
I used to be a cop.
I used to be able to read lips.
I want you to case these buildings.
I was a good cop, and I'm right about this.
I was hoping that he could keep an eye on you.
I was hoping you'd say that.
I wonder what they're saying.
I would expect it from him, but certainly not from you.
I wouldn't worry about him. He'll be fine.
I'd like that child to look human, you know.
I'd like to father a child one day.
I'd like to file a grievance against Guard Dog Security.
I'll be back! It's your vendetta!
I'll be right down.
I'll give you one guess.
I'll kill you, you son of a !
I'll see if I can find someone to take you on the tour.
I'll tell you anything you need to know about him.
I'll tell you something.
I'll tell you, I've had it. I can't take it anymore. I'm quitting.
I'm a big girl now. I can take care of myself.
I'm a little angry. I'm tired of being shot at.
I'm a special officer.
I'm a technician in a tanning salon.
I'm an attorney. Give me a call.
I'm an ex cop. You stick with me, I'll keep you out of trouble.
I'm driving the truck? Sorry, it sounds a little flaky now, you know?
I'm gonna !
I'm gonna complain to the union, that's what I'll do, because it's not fair.
I'm gonna kill those guys.
I'm gonna kill you, man! I'll kill you! I'll kill you!
I'm gonna level with you. Take whatever you want.
I'm having a wonderful time too.
I'm not gonna end up looking like that.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. Mr. Dooley.
I'm tired of being treated like a sexual object.
I'm warning you.
I've never had one Come on. My foot.
Ice cream, you ready?
If I go to jail, I'll kill you.
If I had known it was going to be this kind of party...
If I say you're gonna be a cop, you'll be one.
If I were you, I wouldn't open unusual pieces of mail...
If that's union money, how can you use it to pay the Colombians?
If you ever screw up like that again, you're out. Do you hear me?
If you wanted to work, say, 3 billion hours...
In addition, as licensed security guards...
In case number 867810, the defendant is charged...
In my house, they kill my best friend, Lou Brackman.
In the tree, huh?
In your judgment, was your ship on the verge of foundering...
Including that daughter of yours, right?
Interesting group of people.
Internal Affairs. Don't move.
Investigate.
Is that what you say when you get angry?
It can hurt somebody. I can't shoot it.
It carries the union's pension and welfare money. Frank's got a plan.
It is now.
It won't be his fault, but he won't be there.
It's against the rules to be in a working area during breaks or meals.
It's canine control. You got it?
It's classified. Very hush hush.
It's for your own protection.
It's good.
It's kind of boring.
It's locked.
It's nice of you to stop by, but I'm in a hurry.
It's not fair.
It's not that cold tonight.
It's okay, boys. We got him covered.
It's only legal in two states.
It's organized guys like him that ran us independents out of business.
It's probably in Paris by now.
It's too late. He's dead.
Jeez, you guys look terrible.
Jesus.
Just a minute.
Just do what I tell you, because people might get hurt.
Just give us about 10 minutes, right?
Just keep your eyes open for that international ring of garbage thieves.
Just like those bumper cars, remember?
Just remember, when you pull the trigger...
Just that we're prepared to give sworn testimony to a grand jury...
Kokolovitch.
Last night was a major disaster.
Let me put it this way. He says if he goes to jail, he's gonna kill me.
Let that be a lesson to you, you mutts.
Let's check this place out. Hey, get out of the way.
Let's get the hell out of here.
Let's go!
Let's go.
Let's go.
Let's go. Let's go.
Let's kick some ass.
Let's say somebody lying, right?
Let's take our clothes off. We'll go inside, take a steam bath.
Look at those guys.
Look who Come here. Look who's here.
Look, Kane.
Look. Here on the application.
Look...
Looks like we got company.
Lost two more teeth today.
Lou, thank you. Thank you, baby, for telling me about it. Thank you.
Love Suckers.
Ma, this was a mistake. Oh, yeah, this ain't gonna last.
Made my day, really. Thank you.
Maggie, we're not implying that your father did anything wrong, okay?
Maggie, what do you know about Michael Carlino?
Make a left.
Make sure everybody goes to their cars peacefully.
May I see your membership cards, please?
Maybe he thought I was crazy to keep trying.
Maybe he'll have a third arm. Put him in a sideshow...
Maybe you've seen these guys around.
Might as well paint "hit me" on the side of this truck.
Mingle. You're a lawyer, aren't you?
Mother Nature wasn't kind to some of us.
Motion granted. Dismissed.
Move it!
Mr. Kane, there are only two things that you have to remember:
Mr. Kane, you are without a doubt one of the worst lawyers I've ever seen.
Mr. Klepper...
Mr. Lupik, how do you plead?
My father is a good man. Now, you both get out of my house.
My name is Captain O'Connell...
My partner and I were fined $100 each for something that was not our fault.
Never fall asleep where anyone can see you...
Nice shooting, soldier.
No way.
No, I got a much better idea than that.
No, it's very flattering, but I'm an attorney.
No, no, he let us off with a fine and some very bad breath.
No, no, I'm working for my father.
No, no, I've been jet setting around so much, you know...
No, not hurt, not hurt. I'm a little upset.
No, not right now. I'm on lunch break. Half an hour.
No, not yet, but we're working on it.
No, you're gonna earn $4.60 an hour.
No!
No!
No.
No. No, no.
No. No, what I mean to say is...
No. No.
Norm.
Norman Kane, Frank Dooley, night shift.
Norman, what is this all about, anyway?
Norman.
Not a chance.
Not much, really.
Not much, really. I know he lent my father some money...
Not that I'm complaining.
Not that important. Come on, Frank.
Now get out of here.
Now go and relieve the day shift.
Now you know where you are.
Now, about Michael Carlino.
Now, I would like to know, what happens to that money?
Now, if you can't pay, don't worry.
Now, listen up and listen good.
Now, please leave.
Now, that depends on who's asking.
Now, that's about it.
Now, that's fishing.
Now, they're planning on hitting this truck between here and Riverside.
Now, this badge will lift you out of that scum...
Now, where does this money go?
Now, why don't you just get lost, or I'm gonna hurt you bad.
Now!
Oh, Frank.
Oh, great. Just my luck.
Oh, I don't know.
Oh, I don't know. I've only been here for the last six months.
Oh, I just wanna ask you a few questions...
Oh, isn't he cute? And look at these muscles.
Oh, let me see the list.
Oh, maybe a guy named Andrew Jackson.
Oh, mutations can't be that bad.
Oh, my God.
Oh, perfect.
Oh, really? Did you get off?
Oh, thank you.
Oh, that figures.
Oh, we don't have any dates tonight.
Oh, what a bullshit rule.
Oh, what's with Mr. Gloomy Gus?
Oh, wonderful.
Oh, yeah, there he is.
Oh, you don't need those.
Oh, you wanna play rough, do you?
Oh, you're gonna disappear, all right. Get in the car, Lou.
Okay, Dolan, you ready?
Okay, great. You guys need anything?
Okay, now, this is where they expect us to go, right?
Okay, six more blocks and a right turn.
Okay, take it easy. See you.
Okay, that's it. Here are your diplomas.
Okay? So, what's going on?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. All right.
Okay. How you doing, big guy?
Okay. I'm not messing around.
Okay. Keep an eye out for a shoe like this, okay?
Otherwise, two very wonderful people are gonna die.
Out of the way! Shark!
Out! And just so you don't forget...
Pincus and McCarthy. Right, Mr. Pincus.
Point of parliamentary procedure, Mr. Chairman.
Raise your right hand, repeat after me.
Report to Sergeant Cavanaugh for your assignments.
Report to the cafeteria.
Right.
Rizzo, it's about time you earned your money.
Saw you guys working, thought I'd say hello.
See that turd in the red plaid shirt who's gonna blow your head off?
See you later.
See you, suckers.
See, no tan line.
See, they're not stopping.
She is.
She likes me. Can you drive?
Shit. Come on, get this thing out of here. Get it out of here.
Sick.
Sign them and pass them forward.
Ski masks? Guys, I got news for you.
Slim, I ain't never seen a handgun that big before.
Slim, you think I could get me one of them?
Smaller?
Smoke him, Anthony.
So So long. Michael
So don't screw up.
So far, so good.
So Frank tells me you're an attorney.
So I guess we'll have to put you in plain clothes when we bring you back.
So make sure to keep the weapon pointed away from you.
So return to your positions...
So shut up and sign the fucking form.
So this is what I suggest:
So who's driving the truck?
Somehow I'd feel bad if we both got killed on our first date.
Something I should have done a long time ago, Carlino:
Sorry about that!
Sort of, except...
Special assignment, Operation Scumbag.
Stealing television sets?
Sure, Michael.
Sure.
Surprise.
Take a walk, you jerk.
Take lunch at 11:30.
Take that, you scumbag.
Take your hands off her.
Ten more, man. Come on. Ten more. Come on, come on, come on.
Thank you very much.
Thank you very much. Now she hates me. Thank you.
Thank you very much. Thank you.
Thank you, Clarence.
Thank you.
That crazy bastard. Hang on, Floyd!
That the best you could come up with? "Poop head"?
That they put us here because I spoke up at the union meeting?
That was great, wasn't it? Warehouse duty?
That'd be Pepe, and I sure can.
That's a fiscal question, and if we got a fiscal question...
That's far enough.
That's funny. Still got a good sense of humor, captain.
That's it, I've had it with you. I've had it up to here.
That's it? Just like that, huh?
That's it.
That's my line! Will you let go of my line?
That's why I'm asking you.
The big guy was...
The board decision is final.
The cops are still out there.
The forms are in front of you on the desk.
The guy is kind of a big blond guy. He's kind of funny looking.
The initiation fee is $30, payable now.
The International Alliance of Special Police and Guards.
The other one's dark, curly hair, sort of ethnic.
The police found rugs in his apartment made out of human hair.
The question was, what business is that?
The reason we don't have cards is we're thinking of joining...
The statutes governing citizen's arrest really aren't very clear.
The truth is, this is just an unpleasant job.
The world is a shithole...
Then I move for a mistrial.
Then I'm having a wonderful time, thank you.
Then one night, the place got robbed...
Then you promise to find a new line of work for yourself...
There are approximately 5000 guards in this union...
There he is.
There they are.
There we go.
There were two guys.
There weren't enough good looking women for us here.
There you are.
There you go.
There's $11 million in there. Come on.
There's bound to be an investigation, and I'll take the fall.
There's no backup plan, buddy boy. This is it. I'll be there.
There's right, and there's wrong.
Thereafter, the weekly dues will be $15...
These are your union representatives.
These guys will take care of the bill here.
These rent a cops are such a drag.
These suits look ridiculous. We're gonna stand out like sore thumbs.
They don't have to vote.
They just knocked off Lou Brackman. Get the cops.
They used to use it to hunt buffalo with. Up close.
They were on the warehouse job last night and screwed up.
They're coming right for you.
They're gonna feel that in the morning.
They're gonna nail Brackman.
They're trying to kill us, Anthony!
Think about it, Frank.
This court looks upon corruption with great disdain.
This is a dangerous weapon here.
This is a union shop.
This is about the Carlex Pharmaceutical robbery, right?
This is it. It's the last chance you'll get.
This is our union. We have a legitimate grievance.
This is where you come in. You gotta arrange that Norm is driving that truck.
This is your union.
This place is a gold mine, I'm telling you.
This whole plan sounds dangerous.
To observe and report.
Two men in ski masks.
Under the leadership of our president, Michael Carlino...
Union racketeering, grand theft, now murder.
Wait a minute.
Wait, this is an armored car! Get up, Norman!
Wait, wait, give me a quarter.
Waste them, Floyd!
Watch it!
Watch out, Anthony!
Watch this!
Watch.
We We weren't even there.
We bust our asses for 4.60 an hour, and he treats us like criminals!
We did. They keep sending us back here.
We got lots of extra paper if you need it.
We got special permission to take this stuff.
We have reason to believe that your father and Michael Carlino...
We look like a dance team.
We'll deduct it from your first paycheck.
We'll dispense with the minutes from the last meeting.
We'll open the floor to new business. Let's hear it, new business.
We're actually guarding garbage.
We're all set. There'll be no police coverage in the area for 20 minutes.
We're early.
We're gonna get those guys.
We're gonna keep browsing.
We're headed toward Spring Street. We'll be there in 18 minutes.
We're moving now!
We're on our way!
We're ready. Give us a couple minutes warning.
We're working undercover.
Well, bad taste is not a crime, Your Honor...
Well, climb on in here, slim.
Well, don't just sit there, tell me where we are.
Well, hello there.
Well, I don't wanna speak out of school, but $15 a week...
Well, I'm sorry, I don't wanna be a cop.
Well, I'm sorry, sir, I was scared. When people are chasing you with guns...
Well, I'm sure he has his good points.
Well, I'm very sorry. You wanna explain what you're doing here?
Well, if you must.
Well, let's see how fast this son of a bitch can go!
Well, Mr. Brains, what do we do now?
Well, nice talking to you.
Well, that money goes to your pension and welfare fund.
Well, there they are.
Well, what do we do now, Frank? We can't stay in here all night.
Well, what do you want me to do?
Well, what names are you under?
Well, why would you?
Well, work on it someplace else, Dooley.
Well, yeah, sure, I think it was the U.S. Olympic downhill team.
Well, you're insulting him, and you're embarrassing yourself.
Well! So you say.
What ?
What a testa dura I am. Oh, jeez.
What about kidnapping and extortion?
What are you doing?
What are you doing? You're going down a one way street.
What are you looking at, you schmuck?
What are you telling me, Frank?
What are you, a lawyer?
What business is that, Cappy?
What did you call him? A muscle bound jerk?
What do you expect on short notice? I got us a deal.
What do you think of Dooley and Kane?
What if we don't wanna join?
What is it?
What the hell is this?
What, do I have to do everything?
What? Trying to suck up first day on the job?
What'd he say? Are you in trouble?
What's going on?
What's my problem?
What's the matter with you, Clarence? You got a problem?
What's with all the questions?
What's your problem?
When you're 65.
Where it says "name" ?
Where it says "police record," does that mean felonies...
Where the hell did you go to law school?
Which is starting pay for everyone...
Which you can pay now, or we can deduct it from your first paycheck.
Who do you think owns Guard Dog?
Why are you saying I wanna be a cop?
Why do you need so much cash, over $11 million?
Why don't we take these two lovely ladies out for the evening.
Why don't you just ask her, you little ferret. Go on.
Why don't you just pay the fine and sit down.
Why don't you put in for another assignment?
Why? Are you still worried about this union thing?
Why'd you do it, Frank?
Will we be indemnified by the company against lawsuits...
Will you ? I got a shark!
Will you get out of my way? Come on, I got a shark here.
Wonderful bedside manner. Should've been a doctor.
Would you come on? Let's go.
Yeah, come on, let's go be security guards.
Yeah, Fluffy.
Yeah, I I think so.

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