Adventure Time with Finn and Jake (2010) - Season 1 Edit

A Aren't you dead?

A battleship..

A crime that you personally witnessed!

A dimple!

A fist raised in righteous anger?

A goblin horde.

A hero always helps someone in need

A long time ago, when l was a baby,

A lot of personal stuff right now,

A pie...

A pudding deficiency.

A treasure hunter...

A unicorn...

A vampire took it!

A variety of humiliating things.

A white tie!

A young girl in lo

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Aaaaaaaaah!

Aaaaaaah!

Aaaaaaah!

Aaaaaah!

Aaaaah!

Aaaaah!

Aaaah!

Aaaah!

Aaaah!

Aaaah! [whimpers]

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah! Uh!

Aah, a big bowl of baby elephants, chain saws,

Aah, l can feel it on my foot!

Aah, Master Finn has returned.

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! [crying ]

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Aah! Help me!

Aah! Hey!

Aah! Jake!

Aah! Lava! Lava all around us!

Aah! lt's the lce King!

Aah! lt's vampire fighting time!

Aah! No! Help!

Aah! Ugh!

Aah! What's happening?!

About what ''home'' really means.

About why marriage is worth stuff?!

Absolutely. We got your back.

Accrue, you shall receive a star

Across the river of junk, there's an ideal mud puddle!

Act quickly!

Activate!

Actually, can you guys s stop being so rough?

Actually, feeling kind of chubby tired.

Actually, yeah, l think l have one in my pack.

Actually, you did pretty good.

Adventure time!

Adventuring is too much hard work for a bro

Agh!

Agh! [laughs ]

Ah, ah, ah.

Ah, come on!

Ah, geez!

Ah, l can see one of you has felt the Magic Man's touch.

Ah, there we go

Ah, we should go house hunting bag us a new house.

Ah!

Ah. [whistles ]

Ahh!

Ahh! So, is that how you got your powers back?

Ahh.

Ahhh.

Alive and flying around with rocket packs!

All my assets are insured.

All my life, l've beaten on evil creatures.

All of these 847 years.

All once normal guys and gals who crossed paths with the Magic Man.

All right

All right

All right, dude.

All right, here comes my double kick!

All right, kids, spin me the math around.

All right, l think you've learned your lesson.

All right, l'm gonna turn it off.

All right, let's go party, lce King.

All right, lnvisibo, eat a piece of this!

All right, then.

All right, use your powers or something.

All right, we're cobblers!

All right!

All right!

All right!

All right! This could be it.

All right.

All right. Going up!

All right. l'm gonna...

All that's left is the lousy wedding.

All the clues fit.

All those men and their disgusting fantastic bodies.

All we're missing now is the big star.

All who enter the city are

ALL: ...you wish to be

ALL: [chanting] We wanna roughhouse.

ALL: [gasp]

ALL: [screaming]

ALL: Aah! The Gut Grinder!

ALL: Ahem!

ALL: And you take his place

ALL: Are you ready for more magic?

ALL: Are you sure?

ALL: Behold the grand hall of

ALL: Bye, Finn! Thank you!

ALL: Calm yourself, boy

ALL: Direct your attention to

ALL: Don't forget to thank me,

ALL: Excellent.

ALL: Fine, fine

ALL: Get rid of the freak!

ALL: Hey, have you gone crazy?

ALL: Hungry, hungry, hungry.

ALL: Hungry, hungry!

ALL: l don't?

ALL: l tricked you, of

ALL: Level 1 Dustomancy

ALL: Mommy

ALL: My word, l've never met

ALL: No!

ALL: No! Cover your eyes!

ALL: No. No cash.

ALL: Now l release the elder

ALL: Oh. Okay. Good idea.

ALL: Perhaps you're right.

ALL: Quick, Finn! Jump!

ALL: So much more

ALL: So... So..

ALL: The town is saved! Yay!

ALL: Then follow me.

ALL: This is what you signed

ALL: Thrust your hands into

ALL: To gain provenance over

ALL: To receive this power,

ALL: To tell true, the last

ALL: We are Bufo

ALL: Well done

ALL: Well done.

ALL: Well, there may be

ALL: What?

ALL: What?!

ALL: Yay! To the mesosphere!

ALL: Yeah!

ALL: Yes

ALL: Yes, yes, very

ALL: Yes!

ALL: You are [moans ]

Allow me to tantalize you with thls!

Almost there.

Also, have you seen this little girl's flower basket?

Am l doing it right, Jake? [laughs]

Am l supposed to live in your tummy for the rest of my life?

An imaginary Riddle Master?

An intruder or something.

And a and no matter what l just you just you...

And and girls!

And abandoned.

And also polson. [chuckles evllly ]

And also swear to only speak in rhymes.

And ate all of our gold.

And besides, he's probably secretly an elf who will reward

And breathed their vaporized blood mist!

And bring your gold back.

And built a house inside the cave ♪

And come out of that city as pure as the driven snow.

And dancing wildly around it.

And don't take advice from old people.

And don't try to cobble anything!

And doo doo is flying towards us! Jump, dude!

And dookie is radical, man!

And everything that gets stolen from little girls

And finally, every other power l

And get that Cosmic Gauntlet.

And get your powers back.

And he's way better than all your homes combined!

And in so doing, you have awoken the pranking demon

And it looks like yours is smellin' like my nasty guts.

And it worked!

And it's in no way a good solution.

And it's not just because l hate the Duke.

And it's stuck to a leaf and it stinks.

And Jake's cute face.

And l always end up eating all the royal pudding supply

And l can respect that.

And l can still see this gorgeous back.

And l can't shake this weird feeling about Ricardio.

And l dressed up like Jake because l think he's hot!

And l fooled around in the Fire Kingdom.

And l got to walk it... alone.

And l guess l became a magic dog?

And l live in a two bedroom

And l promised l would do that and not let him down.

And l stink at viola.''

And l take full responsibility for it

And l think l know just the dumb hole

And l want gold!

And l was happy for that son of a toot!

And l'm a thief!

And l'm gonna help you out.

And l'm here to enact my revenge upon you.

And l'm just lovin's it.

And l'm not gonna ignore that.

And l'm not gonna rest until you're working properly

And l'm not supposed to bring a guest!

And l've seen some stuff

And leave the Prlncess alone

And left me for dead.

And lies with his wife?

And look how happy she is, man.

And make out with it.

And mean it!

And my best bud wouldn't be trapped in a mermaid's nest!

And my fist! Argh! Ugh!

And my oven lamp is cold.

And my tank treads do not roll!

And not roughhouse after you rotate me.

And now everything's back to normal

And now l'm off to spread my teachings to more sissy do gooders.

And now that l've saved the Princess,

And our population will rapidly swell until we are, in turn,

And pigs have hair.

And pretending to stab someone!

And prove he's evil.

And rip out your throat ♪

And rip out your throat ♪

And running away!

And since you want more, it's time for step four.

And so you know, if there's

And some of them want stuff

And that's how l,

And that's Kim

And that's why l need to go

And the Gut Grinder's skin is not skin at all.

And the mountain doesn't have to watch it.

And the Princess was my butt.

And then

And then beat a sandwich into them.

And then beat them to the punch!

And then everything got intense.

And then hit him with another rock.

And then l was all, like, ''Take this!''

And then l was lost for, uh, three days, and then l fell

And then l'm going to beat my purity into them!

And then l'm gonna beat your purity out of them

And then punch them! We can beat these thieves

And thinking living in a cloud would be totally thrilling ♪

And throwing hot pie at my best friend's face.

And use the methods of the criminal

And we put it in the center of town...

And we reclaimed a few of

And we'll be okay!

And we're ''sucking'' on our first bottle of nonviolent milk.

And we're gonna smash right into it!

And we're not getting caught.

And we're worthless freaks.

And we've got exciting news!

And what gives?

And when she touches my beard from above, she will be my Queen.

And why isn't the Duke clapped in irons?

And why would you lie, huh?

And you got friends all around you right now

And you knew you had total control of her.

And you know it didn't turn out right ♪

And you know the penalty for stealing boots

And you know what that means, Penny

And you never really stop growing.

And you seem genuinely penitent.

And you took my purity.

And you're probably going through

And your bride is lnto that?

And, also, the vampire hunched over its victims

And, hey, can you put on some pants?

And, hey, man, it's clear out now!

And...

Another Oyyy!

Another star! Yeah!

Another werewolf?

Answer me, book. What's better than butter?

Answer thls!

Any closer

Anything dainty inside my imagination,

Apartment that doesn't smell like vomit.

Apparently, l suck at being nonviolent.

Are in the land of Ooo?

Are those my tickets to the gun show, Creator?

Are you all right, my my doughnut pretties?

Are you allergic to something?

Are you evil? Or nice, with an evil face?

Are you gonna smash my skull and breathe my blood mist?!

Are you here to arrest the Duke?

Are you okay, dude?

Are you okay?

Are you ready to lead an evil army of the undead?

Are you sure about that?

Are you the guy handing them out?

Are you wearing jeans now?

Aren't you bound by your word to do as l say, hero?

As a gift from me!

As a hero, l'm bound by my wo o o o o o o rd!

As a token of my gratitude for waiting.

As my son, you will carry on the tradition

Ask me your riddle, Riddle Master!

Asteroid's path.

At least l have to try, brother.

Aw, come on!

Aw, don't cry, soft old man.

Aw, lame.

Aw, man, this sucks

Aw, man!

Aw, man!

Aw, man.

Aw, man. Oh, geez.

Aw, my stupid young

Aw, now, you're just making these up!

Aw, see, man?

Aw, shucks.

Aw, that would be a waste of time

Aw, what a lame o

Aw, yeah!

Aw! Butter pranked!

Aw.

Away!

Awesome!

Awesome.

Awesome.

Aww, he's just a cute, little dog.

Aww, look. He's all mad.

Aww. [laughs]

Aww. My pleasure, ma'am.

Awwww... Yes!

Babies in town only the babies

Back to the cave of Billy!

Backpack!

Badge like these

Bah! Aah!

Bah! This game cheats anyway!

Barf that!

Bark! Bark, bark, bark!

Battery low! Shut down.

Be kind without expecting anything in return

Be prepared to be bored out of your mind.

Be warned, boy!

Beauteous wings..

Because it can only be done for friends.

Because l like to buy things, Cameron!

Because l'm the subconscious of your old magical self.

Because the limo driver's flaw is being late.

Because then the Princess, you know

Because they're so rough on each other.

Because this day, a magical life lesson comes to you.

Because you took too long.

Because you're old also,

Because you're the one who's wrong!

Beemo invented a better video

Beep, boop, beep, boop.

Behold

Behold, the beautiful mermaid of the river!

Being crazy together.

Being free, wind at my back, lots of girls, kidnapping 'em.

Bells.

Besides, l stole these boots.

Best Manlerette party ever!

Better about getting hitched!

Better than Jake's garbage bag full of butter.

Billy, an old lady told me that l shouldn't listen to you

Billy, l won't let you down.

Billy, l won't let you down.

Billy?!

Blaarrrgg!

Blah, blah, blee, blah, bloop, remember?

Blah, blah!

Blah, blee, bloo, blah, blah, bloobity, blah, bloop!

Blah!

Blah!

Blah!

Blazing feet..

Blblblblblblblbl!

Bleh, those stinky, old swans.

Bleh!

Bolsters your guts and, uh...

Boom! Boom!

Boop, beep, boop, beep.

Boop. Beep.

Boop. Beep.

Boop. Boop.

BOTH: ♪ Billy ♪

BOTH: Ahh!

BOTH: Alarm! Alarm! Alarm! Alarm!

BOTH: Beemo!

BOTH: Excuse me. Huh?

BOTH: Hmm.

BOTH: Huh?

BOTH: Ready, Finn!

BOTH: We need your help.

BOTH: We want them

BOTH: What?!

BOTH: Whoa, wait!

BOTH: Whoa!

BOTH: Whoa!

BOTH: Whoa!

BOTH: Whoa!

BOTH: Whoo hoo!

BOTH: Yeah!

BOTH: Yeah! Huh?

BOTH: Yeah! Pootin' on NEPTR to the max!

BOTH: Yes!

Bridge and do the splits.

Bring it

Bring the Duke of Nuts to justice

Bros? My bros? Brother?

BUBBLEGUM: ...forever!

Bubblegum's super smart, too. l know.

Buddy, listen to me.

Bufo, l'm ready to get that big star.

Bufo, you tricked us.

But but

But but l've changed!

But a smooth, well controlled roughhouse

But another day!

But as you can imagine, l'm really tired,

But at least now we can all go back to our regular lives.

But deep down, he's probably really sensitive like me.

But didn't you learn your lesson?!

But don't worry.

But don't y'all even want to try?

But first, stop imagining Lava!

But he left this footprint.

But he's not you?

But his knowledge on plantoids is actually pretty weak.

But how can we possibly make roughhousing less rough?!

But it'll be a pretty sweet ride up until that point.

But l bought this swimsuit,

But l can only do this if you ask me.

But l could do some sit ups

But l did let him down.

But l kind of like it.

But l knew if l told you, you'd hate me forever.

But l l can't even bend

But l like our home.

But l made my way to the Candy Klngdom

But l messed lt all up...

But l must conquer this now!

But l really like you, NEPTR.

But l think l can imagine an imagination turning off machine

But l think you can still come out clean.

But l vowed to kill whoever did this to you.

But l'm even more all about feeding hobos!

But l'm gonna keep doing this.

But maybe they're polsonous doughnuts!

But most are not ready for the

But my pie hucking appendage is...

But new evil keeps popping up.

But now that he's done this, l'll never forgive him!

But only because Jake is my home.

But only if you swear not to hit me anymore.

But pull yourself together!

But recently, and admittedly it was probably a bad idea,

But seriously, guys, thanks for keeping the place warm for me.

But she scares the filling out of my doughnut.

But she twisted my words around.

But she's taking our home again!

But since you've removed the jerk Donny...

But somehow he's gone rancid!

But that doesn't douse my hatred for the Duke!

But the housies will be wiped out if you don't.

But then he threw me in the dumpster

But then Princess Bubblegum will hate us forever.

But then the Gut Grinder came and stole our pile of gold.

But then you took it too far.

But they shouldn't bother you.

But this is different.

But wait!

But we hate you.

But we're still frozen.

But we're the ones who threw the bottle.

But what

But what about our home?

But what do you know about this Magic Man?

But what if he's not a villain?

But where's the twist in bumping off this bush?

But you are an adventurer.

But you are in grave danger, Princess.

But you are making me chaffed.

But you said you heard it from reliable source.

But you said you were fine with it

But you wouldn't happen to have any pudding on you, would you?

But you're just a cute little girl!

But, boy, oh, boy, was that a mistake.

But, but, but, yeah, Donny!

But, but, but...

But, Creator, is not breaking and entering wrong?

But, Finn, l cannot tell you something amazing as

But, Finn, we're not gonna

But, man, what do you want?

But, please, make yourselves at home.

But, you know, sometimes you say

But... my enervated condition

Buy a lady a drink?

By not being a jerk, you're being a real jerk, Donny.

By order of Princess

By that asteroid.

By the very monster you speak of.

Bye bye, doggy.

Bye bye!

Bye, lce King! Good luck!

Bye, Soft Village.

Bzzz!

Call to order the sesquicentennial grand meeting of Ooo Royalty.

Calm down, everybody.

Calm down, weenies.

Can l still prank with Finn after?

Can you lend me a hand?

Can't understand a word she says.

Can't we do this tomorrow?

Can't you find the compassion to release this poor old body?

Can't you make it easier to get to that machine?

Careful, you oaf!

Catapults so we can laugh and be heroes.

Catch! Huh?

Changing into a bat and hiding in your pack was genius.

Check it My imagination off

Check out the sunken, lifeless eyes,

Check out this hat, though.

Check this out

Chill, man.

Choose me, buddy. Choose pranks.

City in danger. City in danger.

Clearly the princess travels elsewhere.

Come back, crossbow guy!

Come back, thief!

Come here, friends. Hug me.

Come on up here.

Come on, apple grease!

Come on, back me up, Jake.

Come on, dude! Turn on!

Come on, dude. lt's the only way to save Finn.

Come on, Finn, let's get out of here!

Come on, Finn.

Come on, Finn. Keep it together.

Come on, guys.

Come on, Jake!

Come on, Jake!

Come on, lazybones.

Come on, NEPTR.

Come on!

Come on! Let's go, Jake!

Come on! Pick it up!

Come on.

Come on.

Come to Daddy.

Coming.

Commence the lowering!

Completely independent of the babalons.

Control your breathing.

Cool, man!

Cool.

Corpses buried in mud that's black,

Correct. Ugh!

Could be anybody.

Could you... just tone down the roughhousing a a little?

Counter it by doing this.

Course, but would anyone ever

Covered in the dust of a criminal act

Cowabunga, indeed.

Cowabunga!

Cram this!

Cram!

Crap. lt's your imagination.

Creator, if we get caught, l want you to know

Creator, l am eager to commence

Creator, you have shown me the joys of pranking.

Creator! Lightning!

Creator?

Creatures possessed by the spirit of inquiry.

Credit for ideas that aren't

Crotch kicking foot is a gift.

Crush him! Crush him like you crushed me!

Cube without even thinking about a reward.

Cut him in the eyes!

Cut it out!

Cut open the Gut Grinder's belly!

Cute girls and hamsters!

Daddy's little fatty.

Dang it, Leonard.

Dang, girl, if you weren't a

Dang, man.

Daring escape, yeah.

Deal! Old henchman, you are free.

Death by snakes!

DEEP VOlCE: Hold, voyagers!

Definitely.

Demon's heart looks like?

Demon's heart tastes like?

Demonic eye junk or whatever,

Describe for you.

Destined to become thieves themselves.

Devoured by the cosmic owl.

Did it work?

Did y'all smack me into that mountain on purpose?

Did you find the Duke yet?

Did you guys get on the bed?

Did you win?

Didn't catch any of that either.

Didn't mention by name!

Die, unholy thing!

Dinner is served!

Dip! Wow!

Do humbly apologize.

Do the science dance. Remember it?

Do what l do

Do you have any orange juice?

Do you know where she is right now?

Do you know whose sword this is?

Do you mean it?

Do you not see that you are

Does it please you to watch me struggle?

Doing everything!

Don't be a siss, Finn.

Don't deny your rowdy nature, Paladins.

Don't do it, man!

Don't do this, Marceline!

Don't do what?

Don't imagine blowing apart my own brain!

Don't imagine my eyeballs coming

Don't mention it.

Don't push that ''Hyper Drive'' button.

Don't scorn a gift.

Don't steal, Mr. Turtle.

Don't suck our blood!

Don't touch me! l'm impure, man!

Don't touch us!

Don't turn him around!

Don't use them until l finish my broom.

Don't want to be scared.

Don't worry

Don't worry, dude!

Don't worry, dude.

Don't worry, dude.

Don't worry, my dear.

Don't worry, Penny.

Don't worry, Princess.

Don't worry, Sir

Don't worry, son.

Don't worry!

Don't worry.

Don't you do it!

Don't you see how pointless it is?

Don't you worry, Finn.

Donald, quit all this jerky nonsense!

Donny is one mixed up dude.

Donny, quit being a jerk!

Donny, you got to go!

Donny, you have to go right now and stop the Why wolves from

DONNY: For a complete idiot!

DONNY: Jake, somebody broke your,

DONNY: Uh, this fort isn't so great.

Donny's pretty good.

Donny's problem is that he's treated as an outsider, like me.

Doth thou not remember shutting down mine imagination?

Drop that chicken. Huh?

Dude, did you see me?

Dude, did you use a magic nail again?

Dude, how long are we gonna follow this frog?

Dude, how much of that potion did you use?

Dude, if half the stories l've heard and/or made up are true,

Dude, imagine that

Dude, it's Marceline, the Vampire Queen

Dude, it's okay.

Dude, just make it super easy.

Dude, l can't see anything!

Dude, look.

Dude, sucking at something is the first step

Dude, that isn't a lake.

Dude, that's not him.

Dude, that's not that funny.

Dude, trade me jobs.

Dude, we got to do something to help him.

Dude, we got to show him a good time and treat him right.

Dude, what?

Dude, you got your

Dude, you're alive!

Dude, your paws will fit anything.

Duke of Nuts!

Dustomancy, whatever that is.

Easy, kid.

Eat my sword, lce King!

Eat these brooms

Eep!

Egress!

Eh, it sounds like you're dealing

Eh, it's a living

Eh, l got everything l

Eh, let's cross that bridge when we get to it

Eh, no.

Eh, what are you gonna do about it?

Eh, whatever.

Eh, your loss.

Ehh!

Emotions.

Ends up at his tower.

Enjoyed piling our gold in the center of town

Enough, lady!

Enter the city, and you'll come out a thief!

Entire village out of the

Especially before the Grand Meeting of Ooo Royalty.

Even cuter.

Even had a matching dog.

Even you!

Everybody has a flaw.

Everybody wants different things,

Everybody, please, one problem at a time.

Everybody, run for your lives!

Everybody's getting mad at me for nothing!

Everyone steals from each other.

Everything's cool.

EVlL VOlCE: Hey, kid, you want some magic powers?