Adventure Time with Finn and Jake (2010) - Season 5 Edit

A A A A nd...

A box of chocos.

A burglermur!

A deadly waterfall!

A dear friend to the wizard community,

A family of his own. [Coughs]

A farmers' market.

A fighting stick? A dagger?

A food truck!

A frightful bomb was poised to

A golden crown!

A key to... what?

A key!

A key.

A little better, I think.

A lot of people come through my store, gentlemen.

A lot of times, the entrances are hidden,

A lot.

A mini adhesive bandage.

A posse.

A Princess?

A sad and gentle man,

A savory spell spice.

A simple man with simple goals and simple problems?

A strapping horse whisperer

A tiny bit of fire at a rope 50 feet away?

A wide dash of vanilla, milk,

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Aaaaaaaaaaaah!

Aaaaaaaaaah!

Aaaaaaaaaahhhh!

Aaaaaaaaah! The puppies aren't moving!

Aaaaaaaah!

Aaaaaaaahhhh!

Aaaaaaaahhhh!! What the ball, man?

Aaaaaaah!

Aaaaaaah!

Aaaaah!

Aaaaah!

Aaaaah!

Aaaaah!

Aaaaah!

Aaaah!

Aaaah!

Aaaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aaah! My beautiful face!

Aah

Aah yaa yaa yaa yaaaaaaaah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! [Laughs]

Aah! Aaaah!

Aah! Aah!

Aah! Bonnie!

Aah! Do it now!

Aah! Dragon! Run!

Aah! It's terrible!

Aah! My face!

Aah! My hams!

Aah! Oh! Ugh!

Aah! Whoa! Ow!

Aah?

Aah?

About him and report back to me.

About his tricks, P. B.!

Ac cept tance.

Ach, mein gloob!

Ack! Ack! Ack!

Action, adventure, a hotter older guy.

Actually, it depends on the wish I granted him.

Add some banana guards outside of LSP's hospital room.

Adventure ti

After Little Finn dumped her, she started working out.

Ah boo hoo. Boo hoo hoo hoo.

Ah choo! [Laughs]

Ah ha wa wa wa wa wa wah.

Ah ha, I feel goose bumps.

Ah, call me crazy, but I was thinking...

Ah, dang!

Ah, Finn and Jake, you are here.

Ah, I'm just kidding.

Ah, I'm just kidding.

Ah, so what?

Ah, that's okay.

Ah, who am I kidding?

Ah, yes.

Ah, yes. Come in.

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! [Laughs]

Ah.

Ah. Dude.

Aha! Listen to the babies.

Ahem.

Ahem.

Ahh, sweetie, this is bliss.

Ahh!

Ahh! [Smacks lips]

Ahh. Yeah, hey, speaking of goofs,

Ahhhh!

Ahhhhh...

Air. BMO, I'm Air!

Alan is not the super murderer!

All hung up on imaginary problems.

All I can think about is you, baby girl.

All in favor of "Baby Ballet,"

All in favor of "Blimby: Who Gots Da ABC's,"

All magic is science!

All my friends, to the skies!

All my stuff is "goan!"

All right

All right, all right, hold on.

All right, BMO, play the video.

All right, bros.

All right, Finn.

All right, guys. Let's wolf.

All right, I got this. Oof!

All right, ma'am. Let's see.

All right, meet me outside of Wizard City

All right, now it might

All right, sit tight.

All right, then.

All right, well, what about BMO and Ice King?

All right, well, what else you got going on?

All right, what am I, then?

All right, you listen, flatfoot.

All right!

All right! You want me to go to Wizard City

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. But not..

All right. Come on, Gunthalina.

All right. Good game. Good game.

All right. Tell him.

All right. Tell him.

All that trouble and we couldn't get any magic for him.

All that's left is a "where the door hole goes,"

All that's left.

All the fine Princesses that want to date me?!

All these years, I've known.

All this for a cold spell.

All this time we've been together, BMO,

All we have to do is take the path of least resistance.

All you have to do is write down the numbers

ALL: [chanting] Destiny!

ALL: Aaah! A dragon!

ALL: H i i i i i!

ALL: Hey, Gunther!

ALL: Hi, Beemo!

ALL: Kiss! Kiss! Kiss! Kiss!

ALL: We're free!

ALL: Whoa!

ALL: Yeah!

Almost got me right in my both eyes!

Alone?

Alphanumeric!

Also, I like to crop dust the lobby

Also, I like using the bathroom here

Also, it's the boy's bathroom.

Also, you're just a J Mo.

Although, it does raise the question...

Always rollin' in on his beach ball,

Ancient traditions such as the Trials of Glarb

And a 7 year old girl!

And all those jerky security jerks.

And also when I'm about to win!

And are you Rasheeta, the great Oracle,

And Bar bar!

And be passive.

And begin a campaign of aggressive conquest,

And besides, that story had everything...

And blues of the desert twilight,

And burn it.

And called him my lover

And check out these classic stylings!

And croon for each other on the lake

And cut the sass, Sassafrass.

And don't ever do wrong things again!

And find where my driver port is.

And Finn the human ♪

And Finn the human ♪

And Finn the human ♪

And Football's tea was bitter.

And for what?

And forcing me to marry you is gross.

And get back to adventuring.

And get you a cold spell?

And give him my daughter's hand in marriage.

And give me all your goldbricks!

And go numb

And guys won't talk to you because they're too scared

And hairy?

And he cured my sadness about my marriage.

And hold his head back

And I can only say this..

And I did it.

And I didn't even get to test out my new fireproof grundies.

And I don't care about it anymore.

And I got dirt all in my butt circuits.

And I have my army of bird friends,

And I have the results.

And I miss Finn, and I miss Jake.

And I really enjoy the taste of envelopes

And I shook it up...

And I took my doctor pills this morning!

And I was just trying to inspire him

And I was like, "I totally can, Jimmy!"

And I was this wise cracking

And I, in return, will do anything you want

And I'll give you something a little stronger.

And I'll have wasted my precious time!

And I'm duper sorry, too.

And I'm F Mo.

And I'm pretty sure I didn't look like this.

And I'm very disappointed in you, Abracadaniel.

And I've got some things I did that I have to say sorry for

And if she's imprisoned,

And if the oozing persists, just come back...

And if you don't settle down,

And in a different city

And isolate your chemical components and, yes,

And it started crying

And it was because of that fight you had.

And it's funny and whatever,

And it's you, BMO, I feel at home with.

And killed the party I was at.

And knock out anyone who breathes it...

And learning how to shred isn't just copying the exact notes

And let this exciting grayble

And look at Choose Goose and Lollipop Girl.

And look at my watch.

And look out on the beautiful green fields... called... life!

And macro...

And maybe even find

And my Bubblygums.

And my protein shake is rage.

And no love in their eyes.

And now everything's different?

And now I need new ones.

And now I've got this turbo huge callus.

And now she won't let me leave.

And now we get treasure.

And punch against sleepy times saying, "No!

And put a stupid thing on my head?!

And razzle dazzle! Flooby doo!

And remember that time when Davey swept the floors?

And see if he responds. Okay.

And she and Simon lived happily ever after.

And she didn't even laugh or anything.

And she re...

And so I had to get you to beat up Ice King be...

And someone else was there.

And sometimes they spike out and hook your flesh,

And still have so much to learn.

And taking some piano lessons...

And tell Big "D" I'm coming for my stuff!

And that bird over there.

And that is good.

And that it's really funny and awesome.

And that you were as much an inspiration to him as he was to you,

And that's the mysterious Guillermo.

And the border between our planes is like a two way mirror.

And the Flame Lord has freed my father

And the horrible crown, grieving its lost master,

And the silhouettes of my little goblins lined up to

And the winner gets whatever is in that.

And then disappears.

And then I extract his forehead, right, Bufo?

And then Ice King's glitchy

And there were these...

And there's no guarantee

And there's nobody who can stop me!

And these aren't g****s, right?

And these whatsits are only curtains for empty windows.

And they do it in a respectful and knowing way.

And things are looking up for us, too.

And this is how you drink tea.

And this sweet little lady is Jake Jr.

And threatened to marry me.

And vicious fire people.

And vulnerable to hemorrhaging.

And we can't afford flame care and...

And we need somebody who can fight.

And we will help you find your home.

And what is that noise?!

And whisk the milk, vanilla, and...

And with her example, I have become a better man.

And you can have a bite to eat.

And you can't even kiss Finn without totes freakin' out!"

And you get it four.

And you got to be like, "My body is clay.

And you gotta look around.

And you have said some very rash things.

And you have saved our village!

And you only care about having fun and other people's stereos!

And you started to hover in the air!

And you want to tell me something important

And you, Jake, you knew me as Xergiok, the Goblin King!

And you'll be like, "Ta da!"

And you'll be the freshest mint whistle.

And you're all free to go.

And you're not just saying that to, uh,

And your reaction to various emotional stimuli

And, Bubble... Yes, BMO?

And, uh, he would, too,

And, well, it's ridiculous.

And..

And... he's a dog. [Chuckles]

And... huh?

And... that'll make me good?

Any one particular customer among the countless others

Anyone but you guys, my trained elite.

Anyone having any [ robotic] computer prob/ems?

Anything

Anyway, his mammy always said

Anyway, I... Ooh, who's that?

Anyway, I've been spending lots of time with your girlfriend,

Anyway, Mo Co was founded over 1,000 years ago

Anyway, recent data shows an increased chance of threat

Anyway, we were in this

Apparently, the barrier only responds

Archeologists found this in the pillow catacombs...

Are no longer relevant in our modern self indulgent society.

Are these the great Abba cadabra Mountains?

Are used for bedding.

Are you all right?

Are you comfortable?

Are you comfortable?

Are you damaged? Are you in need of repair?

Are you for real?

Are you gonna be all right, man?

Are you okay, lady?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you Pete Sassafrass?

Are you praying to me?

Are you sure?

Are you sure?

Are you telling me that birds in your world

Are you telling me what to wear, Trami?

Are you worried about being a dad?

Arms out, Gunther.

Around here, then whomp me!

Around the little spoon and cuddle

As a result, Elder Plops decreed

As Elder Plops, I have heard many songs in my life,

As to look inside my belly and see what's wrong? '

As you can see, the birdhouse is nearly complete.

At his future palace.

At least Bubblegum cares if I'm there.

At least he's walking fast.

At least I still have my party poopers!

At quietly throwing a tiny bit of fire?

At some other guy's jokes, probably.

At the scene of the crime.

At your house?

Attack, birds! Attack!!

Aw

Aw

Aw, anything for my baby pup.

Aw, BMO!

Aw, dang!

Aw, dude... mom!

Aw, geez, bro

Aw, guys, he's getting away!

Aw, man!

Aw, man. Hmm.

Aw, man. It's been nice, Roselinen,

Aw, no prob, Bob.

Aw, no!

Aw, yeah!

Aw, you're even worse.

Aw! Cram it to the butternuts... it's locked!

Aw. Hey, that's cute.

Aw. That's nice.

Awesome, right?

Awesome!

Awesome.

Aww, how sweet!

Aww!

Aww!

Aww.

Aww. Hey, guy.

Awww!

Ay yi yi. What?

Aye... fistfight.

Babe, come on.

Baby bear!

Baby, I'm not from here.

Baby, no!

Baby!

Bad, terrible magic.

Bah!

Bah!

Bah! Gunther's too captivating.

Bam!

Bam!

Bam! [Alarm bell ringing]

Bam! Crown shorts.

Bam.

Bam. Whoops!

Banana Guard.

Banana Guard.

Banana guards yourself, Princess!

Banana guards!

Banana guards!

Banana hummingbird...

Bang, bang!

Bang.

Bar bar, come on!

Bar bar, how'd you get up there?

Bar bar!

Bar bar!

Bar bar?

Bar bar? I'm coming!

Bar bar.

Bargaining!

Bartram?

Basically.

Bathe the land in mutogenic horror.

Bathtub! Bathtub!

Battling Ice King yesterday.

Baybel Navel, it's great to see you!

Be a Wong Lord.

Be careful!

Beat it, you freaky old trump!

Beautiful.

Because I realized something.

Because she didn't invite me to her potluck!

Because that's my name.

Because you are the best of the best.

Becomes...

Beemo, how are you doing?

Beemo, say hello to your family.

Beemo, start marking evidence

Beemo, take a sample and do a full blood analysis.

BEEMO: Yeah, no fooling.

Beemo's one of a kind.

Been hanging out with my boys.

Beep! Beep! Look out, buddy!

Beep! Beep! Pillow delivery.

Before we go in, how good are you

Behold the gleaming machinery,

Being Finn.

Being the best Finn I can be.

Being the coolest guy in the room,

Beloved only by those he built to belove him.

Best not to take the lift, my friend,

Big Destiny will know.

Bing! Mmm!

Bingo.

BIRDMAN: There you go, little ones.

Birthplace of each and every Mo.

Blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

Blah, blah, blah, blah.

Blanket dragon!

Blargatha and Guillermo, very nice.

Blargatha and Guillermo's love was way off the charts good.

Blargatha, why would you make a fake husband?

BLARGATHA: Finn, you shouldn't break in to a woman's room

Blargatha!

BMO, are you at home?

BMO, how do I look?

BMO, that's his mom! Let go!

BMO, we're here to dance with you!

BMO, what's wrong?

BMO, zoom in on my mouth!

BMO: "Sumo scootz!"

BMO: [laughs] Look! Look!

BMO: ♪♪ I said to the bread lady,

BMO: Bikini babes!

BMO: No way, fake boys!

BMO: Poor Football, you've come so far

BMO: Pyoo! Pyoo! Pyoo pyoo!

BMO!

BMO?

BMO?

BMO? Are you okay?

Body sweep?

Body taker!

Bong bong!

Boo yah!

Boo yah!

Boo!

Boo?

Boo.

Boo.

Boo.

Boo.

Boodala boodala boodala boodala!

Boodala boodala boodala boodala!

Boodala boodala boodala boodala!

Boodala boodala boodala boodala!

Boom!

Boom!

Boring.

BOTH: "Fight!"

BOTH: Aah! Whoa!

BOTH: Amazing!

BOTH: Aww.

BOTH: Bleh! Bleh! Bleh! Bleh!

BOTH: Bye!

BOTH: Daddy! Daddy!

BOTH: Eeeeee!

BOTH: Give us the Enchiridion!

BOTH: Grandpillow!

BOTH: Grandpillow!

BOTH: He's already here!

BOTH: Huh?

BOTH: Huh?

BOTH: LSP!

BOTH: Nah.

BOTH: Oh h h h.

BOTH: Oh, crease!

BOTH: Oh, what a good boy am I!

BOTH: Oh, what a good boy am I.

BOTH: Oh, yeah!

BOTH: Ow.

BOTH: P Bubs! P Bubs! P Bubs!

BOTH: Pizza Sassy's!

BOTH: The Ice King?!

BOTH: We did it!

BOTH: We did it!

BOTH: We're saved!

BOTH: Weee oooh!

BOTH: Weee oooh! Weee oooh!

BOTH: Weee oooh! Weee oooh!

BOTH: Weee oooh! Weee oooh!

BOTH: Wha a a?!

BOTH: Whaa?

BOTH: Yeah, yeah!

BOTH: Yeah!

BOTH: Yes!

Bounce around for a little?

Bounce house!

Bounce! Bounce!

Boy, have I got a treat for you two!

Boy, it's like I can almost see myself sleeping in there...

Boy, this place is creepy.

Boyfriend?

Bravery!

Bread balls! Bread balls! Bread balls!

Break it down.

Breakfast ideas for pups.

Breakfast time.

Breath mint!

Brick window with the plastic...

Bring it on.

Brother, stop that!!

Brought something for the party.

Bubble, what do you think our baby's name is?

Bubble! You have to save our lives!

Bubble? Is that you?

BUBBLE'S VOICE: There, there, BMO. It's okay.

Bubblegum is bad

Bubblegum, I hereby challenge you

BUBBLEGUM: Marceline!

BUBBLEGUM: Password! Now!

BUBBLEGUM: Say the password, Ice King!

BUBBLEGUM: Say the password.

BUBBLEGUM: They're like the city popo or something.

BUBBLEGUM: What are those things?

BUBBLEGUM: Whee!

Building an actual pillow fort,

Burgle our friend, it's the end...

Burn! Burn! Burn!

Burning you alive!

Busted! For attempting to board a train

But all we have to go on is part of a name...

But Beemo is very, very special.

But being Davey caused Jake to get arrested.

But do you have what it takes to face my...

But don't use fire 'cause, well, you know, it...

But everything changed after I was defeated by the two of you!

But guess what...

But he alone was not saved.

But he basically betrayed me

But he's got a brother we didn't know about.

But how would pizza sauce end up in a hotel room?

But I bet there's a lot of fine folk lookin' to buy a good mule.

But I can't pin down these memories.

But I can't remember.

But I did it for you, honey

But I don't like doing things your way.

But I don't understand, BMO.

But I don't want you walking all... that way.

But I escaped with C. B.

But I got this, all right?

But I got to get back to my home.

But I guess I never ended up dating any women.

But I have a plan.

But I have no intention of locking this down.

But I love Bartram. What the heck, mom?!

But I think things are gonna work out.

But I've still got one trick up my sleeve...

But if he does, I'm gonna find out.

But if I can create a scientific model that describes your

But it was important because the Cosmic Owl was wh wh wha wha.

But it's all jammed up with barrier spells.

But it's... it's okay.

But losing my eyesight was only

But memories are real, real cruesch.

But mostly I'm confused

But my uncle is a magic worker,

But no leads on Pete something.

But nobody messes with Cake.

But nothing's moving down there.

But now I'm finally home.

But now I've seen your power,

But now that it's time..

But now you ruined the surprise.

But okay! Come on!

But out here, it doesn't seem any different

But remember that time

But she is strong where it really counts...

But she refuses to marry me.

But sometimes friends are hard to understand

But that wasn't the plan! No!

But the sale is still legit.

But the wheels of justice spin too slowly.

But this time, Ice King was blasting me with ice cubes.

But using his mastery of ice and snow,

But we can trick it, right?

But we got to stop the D Gang first.

But we need to get you some..

But we never felt like good boys.

But we're cool.

But when I first met you, Finn,

But why are you so interested in finding Maja?

But you can't just let her run around the woods

But you find out they're just playing mind games

But you just can't beat that old country steez.

But you just sit there sulking.

But you lost your mind in a cave.

But you love being Davey.

But you should get some sleep.

But you're doing that now?!

But you're going to have to spend more time

But you're gonna act weird again.

But you're not making a fold of sense

But you're really not!

But, believe me, I will.

But, I mean, what am I, decent?

But, look, it's just like... I had this dream and...

But, Sugar, look what I brought you

But, um...

But...

But...

But...

But... but what about you, BMO?

But... I've come to speak with your father.

But... uh, I puked in Jimmy's stereo.

Butt out, Randy!

By Moseph Mastro Giovanni,

By my treacherous handmaiden.

By not listening to my mom

By not listening to my mom

By posture and overall vibe.

By the authority of Elder Plops,

By the laws of my kingdom,

By y y y y e!

C listers, go back in the bag.

C. B., are you okay?

C. B., take me to Finn.

Ca caw!

Cake!

Cake!

Cake! You okay?

Call it.

Can I help you?

Can sneak into that party and throw fruit punch on everybody.

Can you do that one thing?

Can you guess? Can you?

Can you sweep a broom?

Can't you at least make the best out of this?

Can't you see, Jake?

Candy Kingdom station, Platform 5.

CANDY PERSON: Aaaah!

CANDY PERSON: Oh, sweet Lord, my face!

Capture him!

Capture them!

Cardamon, my friend, I'm coming!

Cardamon! Nougat! Stevia! Dang!

Careful, dude.

Carry me like a Princess.

Castle!

Cease fire!

Charlie, no!

Cheater!

Check it out, y'all.

Check it.

Check our data?

Check out Lady and Princess Bubblegum.

Check out my cool hand!

Check out Xergiok and Turtle P.

Check this out.

Check this out.

Chemistry...

Chicken soup.

Choose Bruce!

Choose Bruce.

CINNABUN: [Laughs]

Cinnamon Bun and I staged a coup and overthrew my Dad

Cinnamon Bun smiled and said, "I saw it from miles away."

Cinnamon Bun, you can't sleep with a night light anymore.

CINNAMON BUN: Aah! Too dark!

CINNAMON BUN: No! [grunts]

CINNAMON BUN: You're wrong

Cinnamon Bun!

Cinnamon Bun!

Cinnamon Bun! You... did a...

City Fox's digs be mad sterile.

Clambula a a nce!

Clambulaaance!

Clambulaaance!

Clambulaaance!

Clams?

Clap harder, trash bag.

Clear my head.

Clear.

Climb aboard, boys.

Climb aboard!