Adventure Time with Finn and Jake (2010) - Season 7 Edit

A bee.

A big one.

A big, fat whompin', uh, I hope.

A bloo, bloo, bloo!

A different course.

A ding dang varmint hole.

A dragon ghost.

A fresh pepper fart.

A ha!

A job?

A kindness that will always make the cold ham

A limb is like a branch on a...

A little donked up in your head or your heart or both.

A little present.

A lot stronger than my ice.

A maid.

A man needs a maid! A man needs a maid! A man needs a maid!

A man needs a maid. Whew!

A man needs...

A man...

A mission?

A pink pond.

A poem by me.

A princess of bandits stole our gold reserves,

A quest!

A river

A simple jaunt to the MO factory and back... that's all...

A something come by here?

A special mission, like a vacation.

A special mission!

A special solo mission.

A talking sword?

A three day weekend?

A whole week!?

A...

A.k.a. sick of your non irie antics.

Aaaaaah!

Aaaaaah!

Aaaaaah!

Aaaaah!

Aaaaah!

Aaaaah!

Aaaaahhhh!

Aaaah!

Aaah! [Thud]

Aaahhh.

Aagh!

Aagh!

Aah, my dreams! I'm having daymares!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Finn Sword!

Aah! Hermit eyes! Dead hermit eyes!

Aah! I'm a bush!

Aah! It's no scam! I'm really sinking!

Aah! Magic Man!

Aah! Ohh!

Aah! Ohh!

Aah! Please, I'm so rich!

Aah.

Abort mission!

About my secret feelings until my flute broke.

About so many things, you know?

About the benefits of candying vegetables,

Across eons and millennia,

Actually, I don't even have a library card.

Actually, I haven't seen Betty since she came back to Ooo.

Actually, I'm kind of glad

After all my sweet bio engineering?

After all, the rain can't last forever.

After all, the rain can't last forever.

After them!

After you wished the lich never existed,

After you've signed.

Again, yes, agree.

Again!

Again? You just got here, son.

Agents of darkness and light in a tug of war.

Ages and ages.

Agh! Save game, save game!

Ah huh!

Ah, ah. Before we go...

Ah, bloo hoo.

Ah, don't worry, secretary octopus.

Ah, he calls everybody Gunther.

Ah, it's gonna be so great in the next place, guys!

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! Ha ha!

Ah! It's right here.

Ah! Just what I need!

Ah! What are you doing here,

Aha!

Aha! Oh.

Aha! There he is!

Ahh!

Ahh!

Ahh! (GASPS) Glob, what are you doing?!

Ahh! Oh! [Clears throat]

Ahh?

Ahh.

Ahh.

Ahh.

Ahh.

Ahhhh.

Ain't got no bottles.

Ain't nobody gonna be looking for me down...

Ain't nothing wrong with that.

Air?

All files.

All hail the chipmunk king!

All hail the chipmunk king!

All I know is somebody was rounding up foxes

All I managed to do was push everyone away.

All I saw was a tin can on a string..

All MOs?

All my friends are here

All of them.

All right people, this is our last stand!

All right, all right, all right.

All right, close your eyes.

All right, Football, you know what time it is.

All right, man, what do we do?

All right, now, that's enough.

All right, out of the way, Bernini.

All right, Pep.

All right, then. See ya.

All right, up, up! Out of bed!

All right, where's your measuring equipment?

All right!

All right. [Grunts] Here... We...

All right. Stand back!

All right. Well...

All right. You see that hatch over there?

All right. You're right.

All smushed together, ever since.

All the exit signs led to traps.

All the stuff you've been telling us.

All this funky pizzazz that only you can see..

ALL: All hail the chipmunk king!

All: Ew!

ALL: Magic Man!

All: NEPTR! NEPTR! NEPTR! NEPTR!

ALL: Whoa!

ALL: Whoa!

ALL: Whoa.

ALLMO: BMO!

ALLMO: It is the room of AMO, the first of our siblings.

Allow me to explain.

Allow me!

Almost there!

Along with the trustees of Spiky Village Bank

Also, I'm lighter than you know.

Also, we got you crosswords, soo doo koos,

Also, you and your brother are really sweet together.

Although you were much, much worse.

Always keeping the bad elements at bay.

Am boosh!

Am I uncaring, judgmental...

AMO could not think outside his programming and was blinded.

AMO was built to receive.

AMO, look at my face!

AMO!

AMO?

An emergency?! On our way.

An errant thread!

An hour to capture, and if we don't find one by dinner,

An unmarked grave kind of thing.

And [COUGHS] APR for the next 30 years.

And a Cannon phaser on top of its head?

And a little bee that looked like you, BMO!

And all my friends were in grave danger and horrible torment.

And all of them will catch on fire...

And all of you bit it.

And another.

And any one of those dudes would be in the same boat as BG 16.

And battling an evil hermit sound like a pretty perfect day.

And be a big hero!?

And beautiful.

And bitter rain of Eng land seem like hot tea,

And bring justice to the peeps!

And brothers always care about each other,

And bury this nasty bucket of sludge

And by proxy, y'all both'll be in the dip, too.

And called you gross and stuff.

And connect the dots.

And defraud them into rubbing together.

And deposed... And powerless!

And don't try to talk me out of it.

And even if I did manage to steal it back,

And every hot feet in the world

And every mo was in its place.

And everyone in the world got a copy except me.

And everyone who wants them to stay

And find out which Banana Guard is responsible for this.

And get a tiger to drop a huge smelly tiger bomb

And get, um, I don't know, inspiration from?

And getting revenge... Unchecked.

And go round two on "Age of Grinders."

And he brought me a special surprise for my birthday!

And he hasn't shown up yet.

And he knows everything about robots.

And he said that we can cut you a bigger break

And he's still the same, I guess, sort of.

And help find the president?

And her sweet, little kitty cat.

And here's another one.

And his voice sounded like he was possessed!

And how 'bout our treehouse?

And hucking the shrimp at the ceiling.

And I am a king, not a hamster.

And I am safe up here!

And I can actually play really good.

And I could buy my own pacifiers at the store, if I was grown.

And I could just hang out by myself and make up little games.

And I don't need no nothing!

And I don't want to see teeny weeny, tiny raindrops.

And I got my wish.

And I know that "microwave"

And I need you guys to take care

And I said you should check it out first?

And I want you to capture it and bring it back.

And I want you to make little sketches of raindrops

And I will always be Football.

And I will be waiting on that shiny floor

And I'll be the royal dog petter!

And I'll break the jerk world record.

And I'll keep trashing it over and over and over

And I'll set you up with a brainy modern video game.

And I'll stay up with you all night if...

And I'm all, "well, he's no ray of sunshine or whatever."

And I'm especially agile when I'm nude, so good luck.

And I'm not growing taller.

And I'm truly sorry.

And I've been collecting, like, lots of stuff.

And Ice Queen... did a tabley thing, too, probably.

And if I cannot trust in Moe, I can trust in me.

And if you don't like your job,

And in Eng land, anyone called Tree Trunks

And instead of a wax idol,

And involves no quantifiable measurements.

And it all happened so fast.

And it smells like toast

And Jake, you... Where'd he go?

And just focused on work, it would all be okay.

And like all mortal action, they are doomed to failure.'"

And look at those shapes.

And Moe is gone now.

And my crown.

And my kingdom of adorable vermin?

And my parents didn't love me because they both had mono,

And need to hear the sound of other people talking.

And nobody gets obliterated.

And none of my flapjacks are turning out any good.

And now it's going kablooey.

And now two in one day!

And now your local forecast.

And only the dang rich get richer.

And other brilliant gasses."

And perfectly molded to my body this bed is.

And right... Then straight...

And save your donkey and your family.

And saved us all some trouble.

And Starchy chose you.

And start fresh and early in the morning.

And started just charging in Willy nilly,

And swats your arrows away"?

And sweet strawberry jam, and Summer Showers.

And that makes him a true hero.

And that sounds cool, I guess.

And that wish reality continues to exist.

And that's all there is to it?

And that's an Ice promise.

And that's okay.

And that's why you should never rely on technology.

And the gold, please.

And the guy next to him says he's the first "Santa."

And the magic crown on the body of Ice King's skeleton

And the pond is a freshwater environment...

And the rattleball boys?

And the tape recorder message too.

And the tears of this reflective turtle.

And the twice cursed flour!

And their fears!

And then I called you guys.

And then I'm gonna put your dust in a litter box.

And then the whole thing disappeared.

And then you'll be a grown up.

And there was always some new disaster

And there was even a purple lady kind of like you, Ice King.

And there's plenty of room there if you don't want to be alone.

And they laugh at me

And they, like, shoot slime at me?

And this cop is your best chance at finding Gunter!

And this is his first birthday.

And this is my little special purple.

And this world is crazy, right?

And this'll give me immunity to electricity?

And treating each grueling, repetitive battle

And try staking her a bunch of different ways.

And tubes... where are your tubes?

And untie Crunchy!

And was blinded by his need

And was broadcast throughout the factory...

And we always pull through.

And we call it "shortcut bridge

And we exterminated the flying mushroom infestation.

And we have all the time in the world

And we will talk about

And we'd sneak down here and spray paint the walls?

And we've been trapped here

And we've got to save it before it dies from the freshwater.

And weather junk.

And what about Princess Bubblegum?

And when they bring you to the king,

And when you returned it, you left a note inside,

And where I come from... A factory...

And while he is missing,

And why do you seek me?

And wise, old jakey got a plan.

And with a mighty sword,

And with governor anglerfish, that's seven.

And you are Carlos, my best friend since college.

And you become a vampire?

And you created a new wish reality

And you expect to just pick up where we left off?

And you guys were there, too.

And you helped her because you're her friend.

And you ice everything up like a dumb bozo,

And you rub them together.

And you still are.

And you still think this is the right way...

And you wanted to help?

And you were still nice and pink.

And you, too, Jake... and you're the smartest guy I know.

And you. I don't know you anymore.

And you'd be right.

And you're not even fish.

And, Finn...

And, geez Louise,

And...

And...

And... a strawberry lip balm.

And... and... and now I'm with Starchy.

And... Hey now.

And... Paste!

And... Play

Announcer: We interrupt this video game

Any questions?

Anybody?

Anything for my Cherry Cream Soda

Anything to help the friend of my friend.

Anyway, flambo's brother's map says the weird cave should be,

Anyway, now I'm going to freeze you.

Anyway, you don't want in on this fight.

Anyway... Don't let's do that again.

Anyways, I'm preparing for a very important speech

Archer bandits that'll shoot you straight out of the sky.

Are gonna be so glad to see you.

Are just bad at describing things, you know?

Are now about to royally bite it.

Are these your kids?

Are we gonna save the world now?

Are we straight up just going to die?

Are you a dinosaur?

Are you a lost dog?

Are you a wizard, too?

Are you being literal or allegorical?

Are you being stupid on purpose?

Are you doing robot puberty or something?

Are you gonna apologize or...

Are you gonna open your eyes now?

Are you guys okay?

Are you guys pranking me?

Are you kidding? That's in my wheelhouse.

Are you ready, Marceline?

Are you really here, or are you, like, an eye floater?

Are you scared?

Are you sure your peepers are all right?

Are you there, air?

Are you, uh... do you feel bad?

Around these tree dummies.

Around where the head shadows the neck.

As a basket of orphans left on the castle doorstep.

As children at the badminton tournament.

As Fionna sat patiently at the breakfast table."

As if it were your first.

As much as you've got.

As nice as you treated him, BMO.

As reference material.

As soon as I break these magic bonds,

As soon as I finish loading these supplies, we can ship out

As the accumulation of all MOs,

As you drifted into the lifestyles of magic city livin'.

As you were built to give love,

Ask him to sign the book!

Ask politely that you put our gold

Assistant, read me back my notes.

Assistant?!

At chelmsyhead station.

At last, we can unlock our true potential!

At least it's got a pretty killer beat.

At St. Margaret's school.

At the same time, it was terrifying.

At the Seashell's Center

Attention, fish parliament! We're here to help!

Attracting forces come and go, man.

Attracting forces come and go. It's the way of the world.

Aw, Cake.

Aw, dude. Come on.

Aw, geez!

Aw, he's starting to get gross on my cushions.

Aw, nice work, hon. Thanks.

Aw, nuh unh!

Aw, that sounds like a nasty guilt dream

Aw.

Aw.

Aw.

Awesome.

Aww, look at the little guy.

Aww, thanks, dude.

Aww, you're great, Dad!

Aww.

Aww. [Chomping]

Aww. Did Bun Bun draw that?

Aww...

Ay! [Growls]

Aye aye, sir!

Aye aye, sir!

Ayyyyy!

Ba ba ba ba ba ba...

Babababababababababababababa...

Back off, son! I saw her first!

Back then, we were so stifled.

Back where you got it

Bad jubies.

Bad Lard!

Bad. That's funny that you don't know that word

Baloney!

Bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam, bam!

Bam! You got a roof.

Banana Guard 16, step forward.

Banana Guard 16.

Banana Guards ain't never gonna get us.

Banana Guards are just supposed to... guard.

Banana Guards, help!

Banana Guards, please welcome these new recruits.

Banana Guards, seize her!

Banana guards!

BANDIT PRINCESS: (SIGHS)

Bandits stole my legs!

Bang, bang, bang!

Bang! Bang!

Be careful, Jake

Be not afraid, child.

Beautiful!

Became obscured

Because Gunter is like your Jake

Because he's a microwave.

Because I'm about to make the toughest flapjack ever.

Because if it wasn't, you would have said something. Bye.

Because no one lives long enough

Because technically it didn't happen to you.

Because there are no more sandwiches.

Because they were, like, hecka old.

Because you knew I'd borrow it next?

Because you're stealing all the hangers.

Beep, beep, beep...

Before I can open the portal to a better world!

Before I go, there's something I have to tell you.

Before I threw everyone under the bus.

Before she causes irreparable damage.

Before we hunt the thunderboar,

Behave yourself, Bun Bun!

Being independent is awesome.

Being mortal was good. [Sighs]

Being rescued is an important bonding experience.

Being strapped to this wheel. (CHUCKLES)

Being stuck in a lamp sure won't do it.

Beneath the wheel.

Best I've ever been to.

Best makeover ever!

Better head back and regroup.

Better late than never, I guess.

Better leave a little trail in case I get lost...

Better stop for the night.

Better to run and hide like a rat, right, buddy?!

Betty, I love you so much, but you can't help me like this.

Betty, I never could.

Betty, please, what are you doing?

Betty!

Betty!

Betty!

Betty?

Betty's the one who's backwards.

Big D's mind is back. Whoo!

Big destiny?

Billy's ex! How are ya?

Bingo.

Blah! Blah!

Blast you, Finn and Jake and Angel Face.

Blazes mazes! What is going on?

Blazin' blueberries... Comin' through!

Blblblblblblbl!

Bleh! It's familiar, but weird.

Bless you, marshmallow kids

Blugh...

BMO gave it to me.

BMO gave me a Finn cake.

BMO only cares about one special guest.

BMO, I don't want to look at you!

BMO, I'm tired.

BMO, I've been playing this 72 hours straight.

BMO, it's a wooly bully world.

BMO, light this baby up.

BMO, that hurt when you dug your boots into my side belly.

BMO, what did you do?

BMO, what is going on in here?

BMO, what is going on in here?

BMO, what is the deal with Jake?

BMO, what the heck?

BMO, will you live with us back at the factory?

BMO, you saw me do it!

BMO, you stock up on water.

BMO, you're my little angel.

BMO, you're my little cherub. You know that?

BMO, you've seen where I live.

BMO: Are you awake?

BMO: But, ALLMO, I don't understand. How can I help?

BMO: Football, you don't mean that.

BMO: Football?

BMO: Football.

BMO: Imposter!

BMO: Moe!

BMO: Something's different.

BMO: That creep!

BMO!

BMO! Aaaaaah!

BMO! You okay?

BMO? Oh, thank goodness.

BOB: Your mother and I were in the neighborhood.

Bobby.

Boing!

Bomb goes off, duh duh duh...

Bonnibel Bubblegum... Always so prepared.

Bonnibel!

Bonnie is a dynamo on the mike!

Bonnie, thank you for helping me grow up.

Bonnie!

Bonnie!

Boomerang!

Boomerang!

Boomerang!

Boop!

Boss next door or hot president?

Both, I guess.

Both: ...mo...

Both: [Imitating whooshing]

BOTH: Aaah!

Both: Aah!

Both: Aah! What the...?

Both: Calling all Curlys!

BOTH: Hey, Cinnamon Bun.

Both: Hey, Ice King!

BOTH: Hot dogs?!

BOTH: Huh? (HUMMING)

Both: Ice King, no! Ice King, no!

BOTH: Oh!

BOTH: Ohhh.

Both: Prism...!

BOTH: What?!

BOTH: Wow!

Bottoms down.

Box Prince!

Boy and Dog will find your rolling pin.

Boy yay moy!

Boy, howdy!

Boy, I can't believe how soft and warm

Boy, that'd really be somethin'.

Boy, this is strong.

Boy, wait till I tell the fellas.

Boy, when I first signed up for this adventure,

Boys love games.

Boys, I know this is new and different.

Boys, look at this!

Bread crumb sty...

Bread crumb style.

Bread crumb style. [Chuckles]

Breaking deals means you have to go to the dirt hole.

Bring a little paint, and see where things go from there, eh?

Bring him here, Tiny!

Bring it, ya dern pumpkin munchers!

Bro, you heard Prismo. We don't have a choice.

Brother, tell this animal to put me back in space.

Brownies!

Bubblegum is fine... Just fine.

Bubblegum made her from your spare parts.

Bubblegum sent me for the bucket.

BUBBLEGUM: [Echoing] Marceline?

BUBBLEGUM: Finn, don't worry about it.

BUBBLEGUM: Hey, Pep.

BUBBLEGUM: Marceline!

BUBBLEGUM: Marcy, now!

BUBBLEGUM: No, it's true.

Bubblegum?

Buh buh buh. No, no, no.

Bun Bun doesn't need one

Bun Bun, chipmunks are eating your trail mix.

Bun Bun, I hear the Flame King!

Bun Bun, we'll have to run you

BUN BUN: "Dear Cinnamon Bun, I have a dog now.

Bun Bun!

Bun Bun!

Bun Bun. Bun... Bun Bun.

Bun Bun. Do you like dogs?

Bush Boots, let's sneak up on it.

But all this trash is too small.

But also how about making a little crime ourselves, right?

But also it still happened

But as it turns out, it didn't really.

But as we gathered more and more,

But at least you'd never stop thinking about me.

But deep down, he's a grifter like us.

But do you know where the slime, candy, and fire dudes are?

But does growing up just change your body, or also your soul?

But don't worry. They'll be here when you get back.

But everything changes, I suppose.

But exceptional beasts like us cannot fall in love.

But Finn is sat right over there.

But first...

But for now now, we got to get our plan together.

But Glob has nothing to do with this.

But he could not think outside his programming

But he hasn't lumping done anything!

But he is so awfully amusing.

But he is the hottest guy in Ooo,

But he was a real jerk, so I dumped him hard.

But he's a dope!

But he's at my house right now with Finn and Jake.

But he's your president.

But how deep does this rabbit hole goooo?

But how is this possible?

But Huntress Wizard really wants to talk to you, man.

But I am a lawyer.

But I am different.

But I didn't fully understand exactly what I did wrong.

But I didn't think about her enough.

But I do know about your special mind.

But I don't know how bad news all of this is...

But I don't know, man.

But I guess I got to see this one through on my own.

But I guess she just dumped you like a diaper in the dirt, bro.

But I guess, after all that, I do feel a bit more grown.

But I have trained for this vengeance for months!

But I I can come back and visit Simon, right?

But I just got it so I could stay in shape.

But I just met you.

But I knew you had a thing with this dude, and he seems cool,

But I only feel good about myself

But I should probably go help my friends find President Porpoise.

But I still got to know who this girl is.

But I want to finish the adventure.

But I wanted no part of it... honest.

But I will do the best to be your friend.

But I wonder how come I don't remember any of it.

But I'm also sworn to protect the books.

But I'm ready to come back now.

But if Betty didn't send you, why are you here?

But if we show ourselves now,

But in my mercy, I've allowed her to remain.

But in these new times, I have a chance to try...

But inside it are...

But isn't there an expiration date to this grieving thing?

But it could defs be catastrophic

But it didn't help me find my rolling pin.

But it sounds plausible, right?

But it was a gift, so I haven't really set it up yet.

But it wasn't Gunter who pooted.

But it's locked from this side.

But it's too high up.

But maybe I could read this book to you?

But maybe in some kind of mentor student capacity.

But maybe that's how you see me.

But maybe that's the point.

But maybe there's a back door or something.

But mom and dad always burped on us.

But my name is Wilfrid.

But nice.

But not nearly long enough!

But now a creature can step out of that struggle.

But now I realize it's all about the camaraderie

But now I see that doesn't matter.

But now it's putting thoughts into my head...

But now life is great. (CHUCKLES)

But now you're back!

But one thing about Finn

But only if I can go with you guys.

But she said I'm running in her light!

But shouldn't he be helping us?

But sweet. I'll think about it.

But take some advice from an old grave digger, huh?

But that doesn't mean that's all he is to you.

But the forces that drew us close

But the good news is

But the old versions of y'all weren't into it.

But the rain!

But then I was like, "Hey, what if we don't perish?

But then it kept growing and growing,

But then the destiny gang steals your family donkey,

But then this reality's Jake made a counter wish

But then we found the dungeon train, remember?

But then, if I change, will Finn and Jake still love me?

But there's just a bunch of grass here.

But there's one very, very important thing

But they said no cops.

But this is impossible.

But this isn't fair.

But this pizza can probably fly if you believe hard enough.

But this time, it's business

But those varmints are still out there, waiting.

But to know victory, one must also know their opponent!

But to swear in a new president

But today, I'm here to celebrate

But trust me, man, it'll be great, I promise.

But we came all the way here.

But we can change our outcome this time!

But we can't make all those sounds!

But we don't have time for this right now!

But we failed your test, Mr. Finn.