Adventure Time - Season 4 Edit

A sappy poem.

Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Aaaaaaaaaaaah!

Aaaaaaaaaaaah!

Aaaaaaaaaah!

Aaaah!

Aaah!

Aaah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah.

About relationships.

Ah, he's just smelly from a day of running around

Ah, I don't know.

All right, Finn, that's enough.

All right! Come on!

Am I hurting you?

And after a while, you'll make it to tier 8,

And Finn the human ♪

And I don't know, really...

And I don't mean to be telling stories out of school,

And I just want to hug you and sit on the couch and...

And noshed hot lunch with her soul.

And play Beemo with you.

And sock angels!

And we missed you, too, but, Neptr, right now, we need you to..

And you didn't love me back.

And you want to kiss them and be with them,

Are you all right?

Are you okay?

Are you trying to hurt me?

Back off, Bubblegum. That's his man's biz.

Be back later.

Beautiful.

Being a hero.

BOTH: Aaaaaaaaaaaah!

BOTH: Gyah!

BOTH: Ooh! Ow! Hot! Hot!

BOTH: Princess Bubblegum?!

Bro, you gotta let things take their natural path.

Bubblegum, I can't do this anymore!

BUBBLEGUM: If too much frustration builds,

BUBBLEGUM: Morrow!

But fire's purpose is to burn.

But I don't want to fight you... or hurt you.

But pretty soon, they're gonna be taking it to tier 2.

But pretty soon, you'll be at tier 2,

But she's evil, man.

But then you put me out...

But you can't because responsibility demands sacrifice.

But... but I can't let her destroy the city.

Bye, Finn.

Bye, Finn.

Bye.

Bye.

Collecting taxes.

Come on, man.

Could be nice.

Did I... do something... cool while I was knocked out?

Dirty?!

Do not do tier 15!

Do you have any idea

Do you think Flame Princess could smell me?

Don't ever mess with me again.

Don't worry about it, dude.

Down through the molten core.

Du u u u de!

Dude, I got no idea what you're talking about.

Dude, slow down, or your fire suit will be junk.

Dude.

Even if everyone burns, you'll still have me, creator.

Even if his bloopin' face gets burned off!

Everyone's dead, man!

Ew!

Faster!

Finn deserves to be happy!

Finn, even if we like each other,

Finn, sometimes you want someone

Finn, there's no time! You have to

Finn, what are you talking about?

FINN: Flame Princess! Huh?

FINN: Your wavelengths are my weakness.

Finn!

Finn!

Finn!

Finn!

Finn!

Finn?! Jake, where's Finn?

Fire.

Flame Princess is physically unstable!

Flame Princess!

Flame Princess!

Flame Princess!

Flame Princess! He was hanging out with Flame Princess.

Flame Princess?!

For now.

Glob, if Finn tries to kiss her,

Glob, Jake, I l can't stand it!

Goodbye, Lady.

Great! [foosh! ]

Great. I cannot stress how important it is

Guess who's late for their video chat?

Guy drops one piece of ham in the snow and he never hears

Ha ha!

Help me out.

Help me track her down

Her dad said she was evil!

Her elemental matrix can't handle extreme romance.

Hey, I like your fireballs.

Hey! Don't you judge me!

Hey! No! Wait!

Hey. [gasps ] What's wrong?

Hmm.

Hmm. Weird.

Hmmmm

Hold on!

Hold still, burning lady.

How did it feel?

How much he's cried over you?!

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh.

Huh. This doesn't hurt as bad as it used to.

I [grunts] I have to go.

I am ambushing you!

I am finished.

I am the ultimate hide and seek champion.

I can take it.

I can't explain why, but...

I can't fight her, man.

I can't fight her.

I don't know anything about you, but I just...

I feel like I could touch the heavens...

I got about five hugs. Does that count?

I got to get back to her!

I guess now I'm technically chasing you.

I had to see you again.

I have something important to tell you

I I don't know what happened, but I just...

I I I don't usually do that.

I I mean, can't we try?

I I was just worried about you.

I just hope you'll understand.

I just like you.

I just never thought... Flame Princess.

I know exactly what'll get you to tier 2

I missed you, creator.

I need your help, Finn!

I peeped beyond her burning gaze

I really didn't...

I really like her. Help me out.

I really like you.

I saved them. Everyone's fine.

I see what's going on here.

I sure hope Flame Princess is okay.

I swear!

I think I have a crush.

I think I... I think I like like you.

I thought I'd be ready for this.

I understand now.

I wanna see inside.

I want to chat it up with you!

I was born in that cart!

I was in love with you, okay?!

I was trying to help you get over your Princess Bubblegum

I will extinguish her using our suit's foam blaster.

I will solve this, creator.

I..

I'll put it out!

I'm done.

I'm gonna bounce out.

I'm just kidding.

I'm not following...

I'm not trying to!

I'm okay. I'm okay.

I'm so happy

I'm sorry!

I'm still into her

I'm trying to say that you're a hero, Finn.

I'm, uh, writing something for Jake.

I've failed everyone.

I've heard this all before.

I've never felt this way, and I think we should be together.

If you stay on the hole for 24.8 seconds,

Inspiratio.

Is bags of old bread fireproof?

Is he with Flame Princess?

Is he with her or not?!

Is it because she's so dangerous?

Is that bird...

Is that why you're following me?!

It hurt.

It was that fire chick down there that done this to me!

It's really starting to come together.

Jake

Jake didn't mean that!

Jake, Flame Princess is waiting for me.

Jake, help me out.

Jake, help me! Jake!

Jake, help me!!

Jake, I'm going to see Flame Princess.

Jake, you think Flame Princess is okay?

Jake, you want to check out the new house?

Jake, you're president now.

JAKE: Finn! Oh, my glob, man!

Jake!

Jake.

Jealous?

Jump. Punch. Kick. Kick.

Just let things naturally move to tier 2.

Let's go build fireproof suits!

Let's see...

Like I can't breathe.

Like something's filling up my chest.

Listen, when I look at you, my brain goes all stupid,

Listen, you got to stop burning the Goblin Kingdom.

Look, I I'm sorry about before.

Look. Look, let me explain some junk about dating.

Looks like your date went pretty good, buddy.

Mmm!

Mmmmm...

My bad, Jake!

My cart!

N no! No!

N o o o o o o o o o o!

N o o o o!

Nah, don't let me interrupt you.

Nah, man.

Needs more...

Neptr.

No more! No more!!

No, Jake, stop!

No, Neptr!

No, really, man!

No!

No! No no no no no no!

No! W we don't have to!

No.

No.

No. No.

No. This isn't possible.

Nope!

Not true, creator.

Now do the thing that /like.

Now I'm ready to move on, and it's like...

Of her long, beautiful stomach.

Oh, and, um... you need a shower, dude.

Oh, come on. You can tell me.

Oh, Finn.

Oh, glob!

Oh, gob! Oh, gob! Oh, gob!

Oh, gob.

Oh, gross!

Oh, it's possible.

Oh, Jake. Look at her.

Oh, man.

Oh, my gosh!

Oh, my.

Oh, no! Are you okay?

Oh, no.

Oh, plops.

Oh, we lost her!

Oh!

Oh!

Oh! Do the thing that I like.

Oh.

Oh. Ohhh!

Oh. Uh, hi, Princess.

Okay, bro, tinfoil's on.

Okay, Princess, you need to stop breaking in here.

Okay, you're right. I'll respect it.

Okay. Tier 2, baby.

One, two, three, four, five...

Ooh!

Ooh! A lady friend. Do tell.

Ook!

Or being a hero and saving the lives of innocent goblin folk?

Ow!

Ow!

Ow!

PB is totally jealous of Flame Princess!

Please say something.

Please, I need you...

President Porpoise!

Princess, do not inhale!

Relationships are like layers of sedimentary rock.

Right now you're at tier 1, which is hugging.

Rrah!

Rrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Rrrrrrrrrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Sad times by hooking you two up.

Say something about her spectrum.

Searching for ham in the snow.

See?

She ain't evil.

She doesn't want you to see Flame Princess anymore.

She hugged me, then left.

She is like a cute, little flower.

She makes me feel... confused.

She seems okay.

She'll burn so hot,

She'll go out.

She'll melt right through the planet's crust,

She's beautiful.

She's bright.

She's burning cute little flowers!

She's crazy jealous.

She's headed for the Goblin Kingdom!

She's innocent... like the steam off a puppy's nose

She's passionate.

She's small and plump.

Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Shut up.

Smoking?

Snap out of it!

So I'm going to turn this land into my fire kingdom!

So, how'd everything go with Flame Princess?

So, I'm glad you understand

So, what did PB want?

So, you at tier 2 yet?

Superstratum of igneous rock to form.

Thank you for building my new home, Finn.

That is the last time you hurt me.

That must be your purpose.

That they not see each other.

That's his personal biz.

That's your power.

The end of it!

The magma will erupt, causing a catastrophic

The reaction will be deprived of oxygen.

Then down the road, you'll make it to tier 5,

Then she'll be thrown back and forth by gravity

There she is.

There's barbecued bods everywhere!

They're all burned!

This is good.

This isn't about some petty love triangle!

This one's too big!

This party is so crazy!

To be okay.

To count to 100 while you hide?

Turn it off, Neptr!

Ugh! Enough!

Uh, I shouldn't say. It's his business.

Uh, that's okay, Princess.

Uh... yeah.

Until she burns out the world from the inside!

Very special.

Wait! Wait!

Wait. Wait! Don't move.

Was the hug okay? Give me some tips, mang.

We are as one, creator.

We forgot about the game.

We need to defeat this fiery she beast!

We're coming up on the Goblin Kingdom!

We're going to hurt each other.

We're safe...

Well, I guess technically I am following you...

Well, I'm done!

Well, looks like your new house is clone.

Well, speaking of Jake, did he explain everything to you?

Wha a a t?!

Wha...?

What about tier 15?

What about Wildberry Princess?

What am /talking about?!

What are you doing here?

What are you trying to say?!

What do you know about her, Jake?

What?

What? Cry? No, I ju...

What? Where am I?

What?!

What?!

What?!

What's more important...

What's that all about?

Whatcha doin'?

Whatevs.

Where are you?!

Where she'll let you discover all 15 feet

Where you touch her horn for the very first time.

Which hurt!

Which is smooching

Who was that?

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa! [Clang!]

Whoa.

Whoa. Hold on, mama.

Whoo! All right!

Why can't I just like a girl?

Why do you think I had her father keep her locked up?!

Why do you torment me?!

Why y y y y y y y y y y?!

Why you can't be with Flame Princess.

Will you help us build fireproof suits?

Will you take me to them?

Will you tell him why he can't see Flame Princess anymore?

With his lady friend.

Wood for sale!

Wood on fire for sale!

Word.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Aah!

Ye e e e a ah, okay.

Yeah

Yeah, we're alive.

Yeah!

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yes, creator.

Yes! That's all you've done!

Yes.

You can hug now.

You cannot tell, but I am giving a thumbs up

You could sleep on her like a pillow.

You create water.

You cry and cry all the time.

You found Neptr!

You gotta respect a man's p biz.

You guys weren't home, so I let myself in.

You haven't failed Neptr.

You heartless monster.

You know, you're... you're so...

You meanie!

You should be ashamed!

You should not toy with the emotions of a fire elemental

You shut your dirty mouth!

You stay away from that!

You sure you're not into any other Princesses?

You told me you liked me, and you made my flame grow brighter.

You two have fun.

You want a hug?

You would defy nature for me?

You're a water elemental.

You're hurting her!

You're my hero.

You're my opposite.

You're trying to impede me.

Your emissions are what I've been missing.

Your love for that screwball dame

Yowwwwwwwwn! [ grunts ]

15 months, 4 days, 9 hours, and you guys did not find me.

'Sup, man? Yo, dude.

And you understand? Yeah, I understand.

Finn! [ high pitched ] Aaaah!

Jake, where's Finn? He stepped out.

Oh. I'm gonna take a shower.

Probably. Crup

Wake up! [groaning ]

What? Now you like me?!

What? Why? Just don't!

You're sick! What are you

...you're gonna build me up all over again.

'Sup, guys?

[ Birds chirping ]

[ Chuckles ] Classic.

[ Clears throat]

[ Click ]

[ Crash! ]

[ Crinkle! crinkle! crinkle! ]

[ Grunting ] It's hot!

[ High pitched ] Aaaah!

[ Inhales deeply]

[ laughing ]

[ laughs] I love it!

[ laughs] I'm okay!

[ Panting ]

[ Panting ]

[ Panting ]

[ Panting ] Finn!

[ Screeches ]

[ Shrieks ]

[ Sighs ] She's stabilized.

[ Sizzling ]

[ Squirt! ]

[all cheering]

[All cheering]

[applause]

[Beeping] Locked on target.

[Bird squawks]

[blam!]

[both giggle]

[Both grunt]

[chirping ]

[Chuckles nervously]

[Chuckles nervously]

[chuckles] Well, still at tier 1.

[Clank!]

[coughing]

[Coughing]

[Coughs]

[creak! ]

[Crying]

[electricity buzzes ]

[foosh!]

[foosh!]

[foosh!]

[foosh!]

[Foosh!]

[foosh!]

[foosh!]

[foosh!]

[Gasps, coughs]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[Gasps]

[Gasps]

[Gasps]

[gasps]

[Gasps]

[Gasps]

[Gasps]

[giggles]

[giggles]

[Goblins laugh, murmur]

[Goblins screaming]

[groaning ]

[groaning ]

[grunting ]

[grunting ]

[Grunting]

[Grunting]

[Grunting]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[Grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[grunts]

[Grunts]

[grunts]

[Gurgling]

[Hip hop music plays]

[Hiss!]

[Hiss!]

[Hiss!]

[Hiss!]

[Hiss!]

[Hisses] Aaaaaaaaaaaaah!

[Laughing mechanically]

[laughing]

[moaning]

[moans]

[Monotone] Jake!

[Mouse squeaks]

[mouse squeaks]

[Munching]

[Panting]

[penguins wenk]

[Penguins wenk]

[plomp!]

[plomp!]

[plomp!]

[Rapping] ♪ Working for the master ♪

[Screeches]

[Sighs deeply]

[sighs]

[Sighs]

[sighs] PB, I was

[sizzle!]

[sluuuuuurp!]

[Smacks lips]

[sniffing ]

[Sniffs]

[snoring]

[snoring]

[Squish!]

[straining ] What about Finn?

[straining]

[Terrified] The Princess of the Fire Kingdom.

[thud!]

[video game music plays]

[Voice breaking] Toasty buns!

[wheezing ]

[Whimpers]

[Whirring]

♪ 'Cause I live to please you, father ♪

♪ Adventure time ♪

♪ Adventure Time ♪

♪ And do so as we please ♪

♪ And the butterflies and bees ♪

♪ Bacon panca a a a ke ♪

♪ Bacon pancakes, making bacon pancakes ♪

♪ Bacon pancakes, that's what it's gonna make ♪

♪ Building giant robots from aluminum and plaster ♪

♪ Building giant robots from aluminum and plaster ♪

♪ Come along with me ♪

♪ Come along with me ♪

♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪

♪ Faster, a cast to build the blaster ♪

♪ I've got it, it's no bother ♪

♪ It's Adventure Time ♪

♪ It's Adventure Time ♪

♪ Preventing a disaster ♪

♪ Take some bacon, and I'll put it in a pancake ♪

♪ The fun will never end ♪

♪ The fun will never end ♪

♪ To a cliff under a tree ♪

♪ We can wander through the forest ♪

♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪

♪ We'll go to very distant lands ♪

♪ With Jake the dog

♪ With Jake the Dog and Finn the Human ♪

♪ Yes, for foam and water ♪

♪ Yes, for when it's hotter ♪

♪ Come on, grab your friends ♪