Adventure Time with Finn and Jake (2010) - Season 4 Edit

A falling star.

A Martian transporter.

Aaah!

Aaand this stuff.

Aah!

Aah!

Acting like a jerk for 200 years.

Actually, my Ancient Scholar's been studying

Ah, it's gross!

Ah!

Ah!

Ain't nobody gonna pardon these crimes on my head

All right, Jake. Prepare for my ultimo attack!

ALL: Arise.

ALL: Hey, what? Where did they go?

ALL: Ready.

All... right.

And activate my legion of ear lings

And Ancient Scholar defeat your Husker Knights?

And get the game over with!

And help Finn find his precious sock!

And I also move my pig to the Cave of Solitude

And I knew just the lady who could lead me to him.

And I still have my battle phase.

And I think it would mess him up if I wasn't around.

And I'm the cool guy.

And Lorraine skedaddled with the loot.

And once he's dead,

And once he's dead,

And pick up a new one first.

And since I'm not actually attacking,

And snatched the treasure. [ meows ]

And that someone would miss you?

And the five winds waft the smell of victory

And the winner is a cool guy?

And then it won't be empty!

And then you'll hate the game. And then you'll hate me!

And then, and then

And think stuff about people.

And we all got so thirsty, we drank it?

And what about that one time

And when we drank it, we went bald?

And why would Lorraine finger Bebe?

And why would Lorraine finger Bebe?

And your soul will meet with death.

And, I'm casting Cerebral Blood Storm.

Are you all right?

Are you guys talking to me?

Arrgh!

As we gathered to hold hands and sing our community song,

Aw, man!

Bang, bang! Pyoo! Pyoo! Pyoo!

Barn!

Bebe doesn't know anything about Finn's sock.

Bebe owned Bebe is, a dance club downtown.

Bebe stole the sock! Okay?

Bebe!

Bebe?

Bebe?

Bebe?!

Bebe's dead?

Beemo chop!

Beemo! Beemo!

Beemo! Jake's acting boonoonoonoos!

Before that night you spent on Olympus Mons with Margles.

Black mold...

BMO: It' looked like a tough case to crack,

BMO: Let me out, you!

BMO!

BMO!

BMO?

But also, you could put something in the box.

But BMO solved the case!

But Grod's pretty good at drawing, so...

But I had no other leads.

But I just couldn't shake the feeling that, somehow,

But I still totally want to play it.

But I'm a Card Wars super Amadeus.

But if you don't know the rules,

But it's broken. Hasn't worked in 200 years.

But Lorraine Chicken set him up to kill Bebe.

But maybe it would have been more fun with two socks.

But my new prison is shame.

But now my sensors indicate

But the flatfoots busted Ronnie,

But, well... oh, it's kinda stupid.

But... I hate to see good friends fight.

But... it has to work.

By which I judge my peers.

Calm down, big guy.

Can't you just forget about it?

Check the pantry.

Citizens of Mars,

Coffee grounds, beetle butter,

Come on, Bebe. Let's get you cleaned up.

Come on, Bebe. Let's get you cleaned up.

Cornfields are awesome!

Cornfields give the immortal maize walker triple damage.

Dark off, please.

Dead!

Deal.

Death.

Did it work? Is he gone?

Does that make you feel better?

Does this mean you still remember... us?

Doesn't matter. Let's just play.

Don't be afraid.

Don't count on it, Lorraine.

Don't play dumb with me.

Don't play dumb, Bebe.

Don't worry, buddy. You're off the hook.

Dream on, honey.

Eat my skids!

Everybody stop what you're doing

Everyone is welcome to share this magic kingdom

Ewww! Ew!!

Except ohh I would really miss my best friend.

Except I don't!

Except me, you, and Ronnie.

Face it, man. I'm the cool guy.

Finn, you must take a dive.

FINN: Jake?

FINN: Magic Man!

FINN: Why don't you just help me find my sock?

FINN: Yeah, what's the deal? This place is wrecked.

Finn! Finn! I know where your sock is.

First of all, you don't floop a creature to make it fight.

First, I'll play Reclaim Landscape.

Flowing through me like moonlight

Fly me there and help me save him!

For Jake.

For the glory of Jakoria!

For the gloryyyy!

For us on Mars.

Forget the sock, BMO. The case is closed.

Forgetting ain't in my job description.

Geez. What?

Get back here with that treasure, Lorraine!

Glob, can you see Magic Man on the sensor?

Go! Get out of here, tiny manticore!

Good. 'Cause I would be so jealous.

G**** jelly, kimchi,

Ha ha ha! The pig is mine!

Ha ha ha. Take that, Master Chen.

Ha ha. Same old Lorraine.

Ha! Then the seas have aligned

Ha! You think it was Ronnie?

Have you seen any down here?

He had to whack Bebe to keep him from squealing.

He is here somewhere, my brothers.

He said, "my new prison is shame."

He yells at ladies.

He's eating all my cornfields!

Heh. You got me.

Hello, Ronnie.

Hello?

Hey, BMO. Wake up, buddy.

Hey, friend.

Hey, it's not that bad! I like it!

Hey, Jake. What's wrong?

Hey, were you asleep?

Hey! I'm alive!

Hey! You're ruining that pop with weird taste!

Hey.

Hide our loss behind groovy headgear.

Hiding from sincere expressions

Hiding in the useless swamp, the Immortal Maize Walker!

His name is Finn.

Hmm.

Hmm.

Hmm. Ah.

Hmm. No!

Hmm. Then I floop the pig..

Hmm. What about the sock?

Hmm. What will you give me for him?

Hmm...

Hmm...

Hmm...

Hmph! Maybe on! '

Holy crepes.

Hominy hominy hominy!

How about the loser...

How come you never talked about it before?

How do I do it?

How do you know it was Finn's sock?

How is Lorraine?

How long have you had this house?

How? You don't have any creatures that can touch him.

Huh duh?!

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh. Oh, yeah. Cool.

I activate my ancient scholar to begin studying.

I activate the pig

I always beat her.

I am the true coward.

I can probably barely float.

I cannot lose my brother, as well.

I cast "Field of Nightmares"

I didn't do nothing. Leave me alone!

I didn't listen to that cop.

I do not play such games...

I don't care none for that mess!

I don't know nothin' 'bout socks!

I don't know what you're talking about, BMO.

I don't know, man.

I don't know, man. I don't know.

I don't know! Have you seen my trash palace?

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't really get it.

I feel like I got hit with a Dracula by King Kong.

I fell right into his trap.

I floop the Pig

I floop the Silo of Truth!

I floop the volcano.

I got to take what's coming to me.

I heard it on the TV news.

I hid that where no one would ever find it

I Is it because of that metal box?

I knew that lipstick anywhere.

I love corn!

I mean, yeah, I'm like way into that.

I need this one back.

I needed to find Ronnie.

I never said whose sock was stolen, Lorraine.

I only played so he wouldn't be bummed!

I remember when you were really cool,

I saw your lipstick on his fur,

I talked to Lorraine, Bebe.

I think I see him.

I told you I don't do that kind of stuff anymore.

I told you cornfields are awesome!

I was freed from bottle jail,

I will retrieve your friend from the 37th dead world.

I win again! Just like always!

I wish I could help...

I wouldn't have spent my nights with Bebe.

I, um, um...

I... wasn't

I'll attack on a different turn.

I'll have to explain it all over again!

I'll take the Cerebral Blood Storm, though.

I'm a gypsy child like you, running wild and crazy.

I'm attacking your schoolhouse with my Husker Knights.

I'm gonna activate the thingy that drains his magic juice.

I'm gonna crush you party dance style, dweeb!

I'm gonna go find Ronnie.

I'm gonna go wash this schmutz off my grabbers.

I'm gonna slay that pig, though.

I'm Jake the dog. Listen.

I'm worried about BMO.

I've got a score to settle.

If Jake loses that game, he gets super depressed!

If this were a real attack, you'd be dead.

If you had just learned to care about living things again,

In our secret grown up kissing spot.

In that case, I offer my immortality.

In these past 200 years?

In your face!

Instead, you bummed around Ooo

Into the infinite cosmos

Is a dweeb,

Is a reflection of your sick brain.

Is it too gross for you, man?

Is something sad inside?

Is that just a cute way of saying you took it?

It has to.

It just magically disappeared?

It looked like I had a guilty mouse.

It looks like a g**** juice stain on his sock.

It says I can floop the pig. See?

It sounds cool. Really?!

It sounds like somebody's jealous, no?

It was a setup!

It was good to see you again, BMO.

It was in your pillow this whole time. See?

It was Ronnie!

It was totally silent for like a whole second.

It wasn't adding up.

It wasn't me! I swear!

It's a fantasy card game

It's downstairs.

It's time to drink up!

It's too far, though.

Jake, did you hide my sock?

JAKE: Hey, has anyone seen BMO?

JAKE: It looks like you are the dweeb

JAKE: No, man.

JAKE: No!

JAKE: What?

Just as I thought not even opened.

Just attack with Immortal Maize Walker

Just put an innocent dog to deads!

Just tell me where the sock is, and I will let you go.

Keep those honeys hidden,

King of Mars. What's your business?

King of Mars...

L it is, man.

Lady Rainicorn doesn't want to play

Let it go, buddy. It's over.

Let's play the game!

Like a vampire in the nude

Like Lady always does.

Lipstick?

Listen, N.E.P.T.R., you better lay low for a while.

Look at this. Yuck.

Look at you. You're a babe in the woods.

Look. My tower's doing a thing.

Looking for Finn's sock same as you.

Lorraine!

Lorraine! Wait!

M'boys!

Magic away!

Magic Man brought our shadows to life.

Magic Man cast an evil spell

Magic Man, I give you two choices

Magic Man, it bums me out to see this.

Magic Man, what is your deal, for real?

Magic Man, you caused nothing but turmoil and chaos

Magic Man! Get up!

Many of us did not recover and, to this day,

Maybe he was right,

Maybe if he was man enough to steal a sock,

Maybe it' was time to out my losses.

Maybe the g**** juice had some secrets to tell me.

Maybe.

Me and Lorraine are... dinosaur bones.

Much suffering ensued.

My Ancient Scholar raises the dead.

My Husker Knights draw energy from corn!

My Husker Knights, revive!

My judgment was less than the standard

My magic juice will return to my body

My new prison is shame!

My pig!

My pig's in the Cave of Solitude.

N.E.P.T.R.: Hello? Hello? Hello?

N.E.P.T.R.: Hey, BMO.

N.E.P.T.R.?

Nah. No one's been down here all day,

Never mind.

No dice, sweet beak.

No o o o o o!

No o o o!

No way!

No, N.E.P.T.R. I am not like you.

No, no.

No! I do not play such games... with Jake!

No! She she wouldn't do that!

No. I lost a friend.

No. It's nothing.

No. it's...well...

Not even the King of Mars!

Not even the King of Mars!

Not... flowing... right.

Nothing. Never mind.

Now I reconstitute my cornfields

Now my battle phase begins.

Now we must return you to Mars,

Now, let me explain the rules.

Now, tell me where Ronnie is.

Now, tell us what have you learned

Now! Ready the Wand of Disbursement!

Of course not!

Of course, I didn't trust Ronnie.

Of which I have none.

Officer Davis has this case under tight wraps

Oh ho! Oh! Oh, yeah!

Oh, BMO

Oh, Finn lost his sock!

Oh, glob.

Oh, gross.

Oh, hey, Beemo. You want to play, too?

Oh, I'm sorry, but I can't.

Oh, Lorraine.

Oh, man.

Oh, Margles.

Oh, no! Are you winning the game of Card Wars?

Oh, no.

Oh, right.

Oh, snap!

Oh, zang.

Oh! Hmm...

Oh.

Oh. Officer Davis. Thank goodness. I

Ohh! Ohh!

Ohh...

Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

Okay, I go first.

Okay, I'll try.

Okay, now it's the battle phase.

Okay, so we don't have footage of these crimes,

On an endless journey of wonder and discovery!

On your own creatures? You're right

On. That old thing?

One is total annihilation.

Oof!

Ooh!

Ooooooooooooooooooooaaaaaah!

Or I'll get a strategic advantage!

Or maybe Ronnie was just pulling my hair.

Or you will be the one behind bars

Our chicken's name is Lorraine?

Our chicken's name is Lorraine?

Outside of the nerd universe.

Pfft! You got really lame cards.

Pfft! You think you're gonna win?

Piece of you, Ronnie!

Pigs can't leave mud landscapes once they're on them!

Pigs eat corn, dude. Cornfields stink.

Play... the... game.

Poison ivy...

Remember? [giggles]

Right on, BMO!

Ronnie the Mouse stole it,

Ronnie? But why?

Ronnie.

See the light of our utopian super society.

See ya! [laughs]

See you around, BMO.

She looked as beautiful as ever.

She sold you out, dum dum.

She's red hot like pizza supper.

She's with me now. Do you hear?

Shhhhhh.

Should we go get Magic Man?

So don't act so cute.

So he can take a nap.

So I can attack him!

So I decide to take the case.

So I just got to wait 'til they kill your friend.

So Jake can reconstitute his cornfields.

So no more moping, okay?

So once we have our kingdom set up...

So she says, "no more card warring."

So you are saying Bebe is man enough?

So, how do I get my land on the map?

So, what do you use to defend?

So, what kind of stakes do we play for?

So, what?

Sometimes we get so wrapped up battling stuff.

Sorry, BMO. I earned this loot.

Sorry, lady.

Sorry! I gotta use the boy style room.

Sorry. I gotta run. The cops are after me.

Space dome, open!

Spirit Tower! And the Cave of Solitude?!

Squirrels...

Stands before us Magic Man.

Stay out of police business,

Sure, he's a dirtbag born out of a mother, but who's not?

Sure, he's a dirtbag born out of a mother, but who's not?

Ta da! Come on.

Thank you, brave hero.

Thanks, bro.

Thanks, Finn.

That can help me save Jake.

That made our arms grow together.

That some treasure is missing.

That was really fun.

That'll destroy your kingdom, too, won't it?!

That's basically the basics.

That's it? You're not attacking?

That's not

That's stupid.

That's super complicated and awesome,

That's the game, boy!

That's the thing my special thing.

That's where I blow my nose all day.

That's why Ronnie took the sock

The "Raise the Dead" ability.

The five winds blow through cornfields once again

The game Card Wars with me.

The one you were prophesied to meet.

The pig is dead.

The second is to use the power of the wand

The wand will touch you,

The wisest, most honest super being of all time

Then I cast "Summon Archer Dan."

Then you're gonna lose in the first couple rounds,

Then, he pinned the rap on me.

There is, but you'll never make it work.

There.

There's lots of boxes that have nothing in them.

They attacked us and ravaged Mars.

They thought I'd learn love and use it to go back home.

They took my friend to Mars!

They're gonna put him on trial for my crimes.

This case had slipped right through my fingers.

This doesn't look good. I better hightail it!

This is real.

This wouldn't have glomped if you'd just listened to my bro!

Those are good stakes.

Those chumps were not framing themselves.

Through the ghost dance.

Tiny manticore.

To attack your Wandering Bald Man.

To carry stolen treasure in with!

To convert your body to living stardust,

To move your pig to the empty field

To my palace doors!

To scare your pig to death!

To the "Plague of the One ness."

To your own kingdom's troops.

Today, the most notorious fiend in Martian history

Turn on the dark.

Ugh!

Ugh!

Ugh!

Ugh! Ugh!

Ugh.

Ugh...

Uh, maybe we should take a break?

Uh, uh... fine!

Uh...

Uh...

Uh... [coughs]

Uh... can my Cool Dog

Uh... wouldn't "Teleport" only work

Um...

Um... I cast "Teleport"

Using the "Reclaim Landscape" spell.

Very impressive, Grod.

Waaa... zoo!

Wait did you say you would miss someone?

Wait.

Wait. Wait. Shh, shh! Shush!

Wake up, brainiac.

We drink when the game is over.

We forget to

We found this confession on him after the shootout

We got this under control.

We know it was Ronnie who killed Bebe

We should hang out more.

We thought banishing you to this world would help you

We're both robots.

Well, don't tell Ronnie about me and Bebe.

Well, for one, I think this house

Well, I bet there's something here

Well, I thought you'd say it was for nerds

Well, I'm gonna keep digging through this stuff

Well, I've still got my Wandering Bald Man.

Well, let me make it a little hot for you, then.

Well... you guys are missing some important details.

What about the sock, Lorraine?

What am I stepping in?

What do you expect if all your power units come from corn?

What do you mean "kill"?

What happened, Magic?

What if I put some knuckle in your eyeballs?

What makes you think you know so much about Card Wars?!

What? No.

What?!

What?!

What?! [ laughs]

What?! What was Ronnie doing down here?

What?! Where is it?!

What's Card Wars?

What's he saying?

Whatevs! I didn't need your pity help!

When he turned all the water into hair

When I beat him, he wouldn't talk to me for a month!

When I get back, you better start talking sense.

When they banished me to Earth.

Where is Finn's sock?

Where is the sock, Bebe?

Where is the sock, Lorraine?

Where vengeance awaits thee.

Where your consciousness will be jettisoned

Where's BMO?

Who do not know how life is

Who hides from the light.

Who's BMO?

Who's this you're standing with in this picture?

Whoa, math...

Whoa!

Whoa! [ laughs]

Whoa! [ screams ]

Whoa. Sorry, man.

Whoop!

Why did you go crazy?

Why would Ronnie swipe the sock?

With the lipstick, she looked as beautiful as ever.

Won't survive this time.

Worms...

Would that help you think?

Wow. That second one sounds pretty cool.

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Yaaaaaaaaaaaaah!

Yaaaaaaaah!

Yay, BMO!

Yay, BMO!

Yay, BMO! Yeah! Yeah!

Yay!

Yay! King of Mars saved you!

Yeah, that's me, you dishrags!

Yeah, that's true, except I'm not Magic Man!

Yeah.

Yeah. I guess.

Yeah. My brothers gave it to me

Yep. [grunts]

Yes, but at what cost?

Yes, Gob. Our little brother is very close.

Yes, I see him, as well.

Yes, that is true!

Yes, welcome to my tower of light.

You activate a creature.

You are putting words in my mouth.

You bunked up, King of Mars!

You can't catch this.

You could have come back whenever you wanted.

You don't need two socks to have fun.

You ganked my Spirit Walker!

You have no creatures left.

You hear that?

You just wiped out my entire attack!

You know how he gets when he's jealous.

You know you made life on Mars a nightmare.

You look dumpy. How come?

You play!

You play!

You put your hands on those thingies

You sad Magic Man.

You see, man?

You see? The transfer drained me.

You stay away from her!

You succubutt!

You tell me.

You want some pie or something?

You, uh, floop your land cards.

You're a charmer, Finn human.

You're right, Finn the Human.

You're supposed to discard a card

You're welcome.

You've underestimated me and my pig all day.

Your Ancient Scholar and Cool Dog

Your beginner's luck ends this round!

Your Cerebral Blood Storm only does damage

Your turn.

[ Meows] Huh?! The cops!

Hey, flip me. Okay.

Hey, guys. BOTH: What, Glob?

Huh? What? My special thing.

It's just logic. Your turn.

No! Whoa!

Ronnie? Evening, BMO.

So what? So...

Squeeze! [groans]

What? Okay, okay.

What?! You want a taste?

What's that mean? JAKE: Ah, whatever.

Yeah! That's terrible!

...it's time to start to play...

...with Jake.

'til I find what you're talking about.

'Til next time, Lorraine.

'Til next time.

"Plague of Shadows."

[ Barking ]

[ birds chirping ]

[ BMO's voice, deep] BMO, what are you doing here?

[ BMO's voice, deep] BMO? Aah! Aah!

[ BMO's voice, deep] What do you want, BMO?

[ Both laugh ]

[ Breathes deeply]

[ Chuckles ]

[ Chuckles ]

[ Dig snorting ]

[ Dig snorts ]

[ Dig snorts ]

[ gasps ] Look.

[ gasps] That's it!

[ Growls ]

[ Horse snorts]

[ Horse snorts]

[ laughing ] Whoa!

[ laughs triumphantly] Bring it!

[ laughs]

[ laughs]

[ laughs]

[ laughs] In your face, dweeb!

[ laughs] Not this time, your majesty.

[ Muffled ] Help me, you coward!

[ Muffled ] You're back, coward!

[ Munch! munch! munch! ]

[ Panting ]

[ Panting ]

[ Panting ]

[ Panting ]

[ Poof! ]

[ pshew! ]

[ Rattle! ]

[ Screeches ]

[ Screeches ]

[ Screeches ]

[ Shimmer! ]

[ Sighing ]

[ Smack! ]

[all cheering]

[all cheering]

[all cheering]

[all groan ]

[all grunt]

[bang!]

[BMO's voice, high] What makes you think I know?

[camera shutter clicks ]

[cheering]

[chuckles evilly]

[chuckles smugly]

[Clucks]

[Clucks]

[Coughing gagging]

[deeper voice ] Hello?

[Dig squealing]

[door creaks ] [ gasps ]

[door creaks, closes ]

[echoing ] Hello? Hello?

[electronic beeping ]

[electronic beeping ]

[exhales sharply]

[gags]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[gasps]

[gasps] Finn's sock?

[gasps] Hey!

[gasps] Hold on. Wow.

[gasps] It's the dog.

[gasps] Jakey, no!

[gasps] No!

[gasps] Oh. Oh, no.

[gasps] Stop!

[gasps] This can take me to Mars?!

[gasps] You're the cool guy, huh?

[groaning ]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans]

[groans] Huh?

[groans] My juice!

[grunting ]

[grunting ]