Ant-Man (2015) Soundboard Edit

All right, just one step at a time.

All right, princess. Let's get back to work.

And can I go back to jail now?

And for twice the price,

And Hank explained the science of the suit to them.

And I've transcended the laws of nature.

And radio ahead

And she was gone.

And still know absolutely nothing.

And there's not a day that goes by

And they get to talking, right?

And what does he do?

And you are very beautiful, ma'am.

And you have to get engaged to a cop?

Ant thony! A little help!

Are you sure they can handle this?

But all I learned was we know nothing

But I got the van!

But I think I am now!

Call 911!

CASSIE: Daddy, where are you?

Come back, Daddy!

DAVE: (STAMMERING) That's witchcraft.

DAVE: Considering the Crown Vic's the most commonly used car

Did you think you could stop the future with a heist?

Do you have any idea what he's asking you to risk?

Don't worry.

Ever since you robbed Vista Corp

Every single time I asked you,

For undercover cops, man,

Full sensors at all entrances

Get away from us!

Get me to the roof.

Get off! Get off!

Get out of here before this place blows!

Go! Go!

Good boy.

Got a Crown Vic right outside there

Great job, guys. I'll take it from here.

GUARD: All right, break it up.

HANK: Gotta hand it to you, Darren

HANK: I am controlling 247. He is not listening to you.

HANK: I told you I'd be in touch, Scott

HANK: Sit down.

HANK: So they can give you a lift past their five block perimeter

He heard rumors about what was called the Pym Particle,

He never believed in you

He said, Yes

He still can't shrink a live subject.

He was in grief

He's inside my pack!

Here we go

Hey, look..

Hey, Scotty

Hey!

Hope trained in martial arts at a difficult time.

HOPE: Camponotus pennsylvanicus.

HOPE: Paraponera clavata

HOPE: Paraponera clavata.

Hope. Look at me

How was the party?

How you managed to get past my security system.

How's your face?

I already have.

I always suspected you had a suit stored away somewhere.

I can't.

I chose my mentor poorly.

I devoted my genius to him.

I guess some old wounds never heal, huh?

I had a lot of time to think about it and I love her.

I have Cross' complete trust.

I knew I had to shrink between the molecules to disarm the missile.

I love him!

I love you so much

I love you, too

I need a snooze button.

I realized you can't destroy power

I took a detour...

I was in prison for three years. I know how to punch

I'm doing this for her

I'm gonna miss you, too, Peachy.

ID?

If that regulator is compromised,

If you want the fuel, you'll have to come to me.

In the bug zapper. There..

Is it possible?

Is that where our focus should be?

It's gonna be chaos.

It's got what? Ernesto didn't tell me nothing about that.

It's gotta be airtight.

It's not a suit, it's a vessel.

It's some retired millionaire living off his golden parachute.

It's time to return to a simpler age.

It's too loud, there's a tank

Janet! No!

Just for a few days. I'm gonna return it.

Kill anything that comes out of that vault!

KURT: No, I will not move! Go now!

Let's go get 'em, buddy!

Like a whistling. You know what I'm saying? To like, blend in.

Like crazy stupid fine

Located the breach.

Look, man, I got a master's in electrical engineering, all right?

LUIS: Hey, what's up, hotshot?

LUIS: Okay.

LUIS: Scotty, what's up, man?

LUIS: So, uh, he tells me that she's working as a housekeeper now, right?

Luis!

MAN: What's going on down there, Sam?

Maybe not

Neither do I

No one will be making for distress call tonight.

No, I love this one.

No, I'm serious, man. I'm not going back

No, you wouldn't have heard of me.

No!

Not necessarily.

Nothing's happening.

Now, before we start, I'd like to introduce a very special guest.

Number 1 on the Schmidt pain index?

Of course Ernesto comes to me because he knows I got mad thieving skills.

Of course, I ask him...

Of course, sweetheart. It's your birthday.

Oh, no, no. Daddy don't get scared.

Oh, no.

Oh. Oh.

On the geopolitical landscape

One where the powers of freedom can once again operate openly

PAXTON: I know this van.

PAXTON: Scott, I met with my captain today

Peanut! Oh!

Practical applications include surveillance,

Propaganda.

Red shrinks

SCOTT: (FAINTLY) Luis, down here!

SCOTT: All right.

SCOTT: Guys? We might have a problem

SCOTT: I'm deploying the bullet ants.

SCOTT: Well, here's the thing. It doesn't do so well in the cold.

SCOTT: What?

Scotty!

Set up a five block perimeter. Now!

Silly, I know.

SIRI: Playing Disintegration by the Cure.

So we expand our team

Stop cheating

Sweetie, that's pretty amazing, peanut.

Take it easy!

Thank you.

That could change the distance between atoms,

That depends if you think it's a poor attempt to replicate my work.

That was a lot scarier a second ago.

That your mother and I worked on together.

That's a good boy, Ant thony.

That's a messed up looking dog.

That's enough!

That's good!

That's what they called you. Right, Hank?

The Pym Particle is a miracle. Please

The relationship between man and suit is symbiotic.

The ultimate secret weapon.

The Yellowjacket is an all purpose weapon of war

The Yellowjacket.

Then why are you here?

There you are

They don't run on diesel.

They were really rooting for you.

Think about Cassie.

This company's founder and my mentor,

To tell you to tell me, because I'm tight with Ant Man,

Vista job, yes.

Wait a minute, I know this guy

Wait a minute! Get out of that van!

Water.

We can't do this without her.

We gotta set her down somewhere.

We have to call it off

We need to start everyone working around the clock.

We're working, here.

Well, if that's the case,

Were you watching me?

What do you call the only man

What does that mean?

What if he saw me here?

What's the occasion?

Where are you?

Who knows if the Accords will let him help.

Wish me luck.

Yeah.

Yeah. Well, uh...

Yes.

Yes.

Yo, I'm looking for this dude who's new on the scene,

You can do it, Scott. Come on.

You charge big, you dive small, then you emerge big.

You didn't even move

You haven't paid a dime of child support.

You know that he was arrested for stealing a smoothie machine, right?

You know what I'm saying?

You know what? I'm still the only one who knocked him out.

You like that?

You mean you're a pussy.

You proud of me yet?

You really stuck it to those billionaire SOBs.

You seem like a really great guy

You tried to hide your technology from me.

You turn right back to crime

You wanna tell me what you want?

You were instructed to go to Russia.

You're gonna be on your feet in no time. Watch.

You're gonna need to signal the crazy ants to blow the servers,

You've learned about the suit,

Your mother,

(MACHINE WHIRRING) Distinguished guests,

(SIRENS BLARE) POLICEMAN: Get down on the ground!

(SQUEAKS) Hey!

(THUDDING) Ahhh!

All right, let's fly, Ant thony. (CHITTERING)

Back it up. Okay.

Bringing him in. Sorry about this!

Dave? Wheels on the ground.

Don't move. Let me help!

everything you love. (SCREAMING)

Get out of the van! DAVE: Okay, I'm coming.

HANK: Hang tight. Oh, God.

HANK: No, I think it's 247. Wait

industrial sabotage, (PEOPLE SCREAMING)

Look, it's okay. They can handle this. Yeah, we can handle it.

Luis? Oh, man, you know it.

Luis. Okay, sorry. Sorry

Oh. Yeah, my ma died, too.

Scott, get out of there

We're the good guys, right? Yeah, we're the good guys.

...all concepts of time and space become irrelevant.

(AUTOMATED GATE OPENING)

(AUTOMATIC LOCKS CLICKING)

(BLEATING CONTINUES)

(BLEATING)

(BOTH SHUSHING)

(CAR ROOF CLANGS)

(CHITTERING)

(CHUCKLES)

(CRACKLING)

(DEVICE BEEPING)

(ELECTRICITY CRACKLING)

(ENGINE STARTS)

(FAINT BEEPING)

(FLY BUZZING)

(FOOTSTEPS RECEDING)

(GASPS)

(GIRL SCREAMS)

(GROANING)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GUN CLICKING)

(INAUDIBLE)

(MACHINERY POWERING UP)

(MEN JEERING)

(PANTING)

(PEOPLE MURMURING INDISTINCTLY)

(SCOTT GASPS)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SIRENS BLARING)

(SNORING)

(SOFT WHIRRING)

(THUDDING)

(TRAIN WHISTLE BLOWING)

(WATER FLOWING)

(WHIRRING)

(WHIRRING)

(WHOOPING)

(YELPS)