Gilmore Girls - Season 1 Edit

A bad storm's heading your way. It's already hit us here.

A beautiful girl from one county, a handsome boy from another.

A big, furry, purple thing that could either be a hat...

A boy? You let them go with a boy?

A chance to?

A crazy, evil spirit obsessed with bra size took over my body.

A cry for help.

A D at Stars Hollow is like an F at Chilton.

A D, however, that would be cause for concern.

A D.

A dangerous age for girls.

A different movie, of course, but the same basic plan.

A dinking brain isn't any less worrisome than a pinging brain.

A distinguished patron of the arts...

A Dixie chick

A double string of pearls with a cashmere sweater set.

A fabulous trip to the mall.

A flamethrower, 'cause it's so far.

A follower, a ticket ripper...

A full report on my desk one week from today. Any questions?

A future chiropractor. She's losing confidence in my prospects.

A good rule of thumb is you can never have too much ice.

A hero to many who aspire to the perfect feather flip.

A hundred clowns crammed into a Volkswagen.

A job application at McDonald's.

A job is enough, you're right.

A job well done, Mr. Adolph Eichmann.

A kitchen soap dish.

A lamb chop mashed potato dinner...

A lipstick, $5 bill, gum, hair spray, a book.

A little earlier than I had anticipated.

A little Kathy Bates?

A little muddy, that's all.

A little watery.

A little word of encouragement from you might help a lot.

A little. Here.

A locksmith's coming to the house today, like 5:00, and it could take long.

A lot of memories happened on these drums.

A lot of times they say fresh when they're frozen.

A lovely young girl at the store helped me pick them out.

A man can't choose whether he wants a picture of a fat, stupid bird on his wall?

A matching set.

A member of my family was being attacked.

A mistake is when the gardeners miss trash day...

A mistake is when you forget to RSVP to a dinner party.

A mistake is when you throw out your credit card bill.

A misunderstood artist. The Beatles would've broken up anyway.

A monastery is the male equivalent of a convent.

A Montblanc pen?

A mutual mistake was made many years ago by these two.

A mutual mistake? This whole evening is ridiculous.

A pantry and a canning room.

A parent, a teacher, a big guy named Moose?

A pastelly English country garden theme.

A peppy little cardboard pig announcing the specials.

A pizza for your thoughts.

A pop?

A quarter of an inch in five years?

A report on my desk in one week. You got it?

A ringside seat while Luke envisions strangling me with his baseball cap.

A Scotch, neat.

A sense of community is so important, isn't it?

A single celled organism crawled out of the primordial ooze...

A staple remover, and a folder.

A Stars Hollow extravaganza.

A stroke would be so good right about now.

A thousand of them. A thousand yellow daisies.

A three month anniversary is a landmark feat at her age.

A tiny, perfect Korean girl that his parents will love and approve of.

A toilet paper cover, or some kind of dirty hand puppet.

A town where high rubber fishing boots and spittoons...

A two for one toilet paper sale or your anniversary...

A very arcane aspect of international law.

A very good thought.

A wake. A funeral.

A weekend day with her grandfather.

A woman asking a man to come over late at night to her house. Come on.

Aaron, are you listening to me?

About all the warm and fuzzy family moments that went on tonight.

About Christopher and his great big business success in California.

About everything under the sun?

About having some chick loose in the house just to get him in bed?

About making enemies where you should've made friends.

About me not really having a chick in the house.

About now is when you start doing your getaway dance.

About that floppy haired jerk earlier, because if I had...

About the former owner.

About the polar ice caps melting?

About the way the Gilmore women would run their lives.

About the whole Liz Lucky kissing thing?

About your anniversary?

Absolutely not.

Absolutely not. When you're 21, I'll tell you the real answer.

Absolutely nothing.

Absolutely, by weighting him down with blankets.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Absolutely. Then we should go to Turkey...

Absolutely. We see each other most every day.

Actually, I did.

Actually, I don't have to go in.

Actually, I need to talk to Ms. Gilmore.

Actually, I'm sitting here with your girls.

Actually, I've been thinking about us lately.

Actually, it's because of you.

Actually, Lucinda Lester looked a lot like Errol Flynn.

Actually, on reflection, I think it was the floppy hairstyle.

Actually, Rory just started Chilton.

Actually, there is something missing. Wait a minute.

Actually, though very similar to both the Congo and Philadelphia...

Actually, you're right.

Actually, your birthday was on a Saturday...

Add some hair spray, and you've got my day.

After all, taking into account the maturity level of those involved...

After church we think about what we heard in church.

After five messages on my answering machine...

After he fell off the roof onto the porch rail.

After I told the waiter to wrap it up and everything.

After I've called everyone in here...

After that anatomically explicit epithet your wife yelled at me earlier...

After we finish here, we move on to phase two of the anniversary evening.

After we started going out and spending time together...

Again?

Al's food does not stink, Al stinks.

All because you seduced him into ruining his life.

All her really good friends are gone.

All I have to do is serve food.

All I know is that it matched the description.

All I'm asking is that the town troubadour laws be enforced.

All I'm expecting is a cup of coffee? That's it.

All large enough for you to stuff and fry up...

All major influences on Leo Tolstoy.

All of a sudden, they pull up, get out of the truck, and start sniffing around.

All of my bad girl moments happened with him.

All of the parents pitch in, so this is really important. You know that, right?

All of this soda is French.

All of us together again. I never thought it would happen.

All of you, please stay. Cinnamon would want you here.

All right

All right, everybody, I need your attention. Attention, please.

All right, guess what's in each hand, you get the soda.

All right, I should go. Rory's probably out of school by now...

All right, I'm sorry.

All right, l'll name him. Hi, your name is Stanley. Hi, Stanley.

All right, maybe he's on a break.

All right, now, let's see a show of hands. All those in favor?

All right, sweetheart. Daddy'll get you a golden goose...

All right, that's it.

All right, that's it. Bye.

All right, the nays have it. Let the record reflect it.

All right, well...

All right, your turn.

All right.

All right.

All right. I'll work on that.

All right. I'm just gonna keep it simple. I'll tell Rory.

All right. Since you said please.

All right. So, Henry James, the man of the moment.

All right. Strike the prison comment.

All right. Wait up!

All right. You'll have to entertain me until she arrives.

All the information...

All these years I've hoped this would happen...

All this can go in the dishwasher

All this is yours, as far as the eye can see.

All those crazy people saying horrible things were directing them at me, not you.

All those opposed?

All you kids and all you bowlers

Already noted.

Also means that I wanted to get him in bed.

Also tell him that Dean littered and walks his dog without a leash.

Also, I picked up a couple of shirty shirts...

Also, there will be no cars, no parking spaces.

Although I'm still finding that really hard to believe.

Although our chef is an amazing overachiever...

Although probably not tonight. We won't be back until late.

Although why he'd volunteer that freely, I don't know.

Although, life isn't fair, and the sooner those kids learn that, the better.

Although, the saddle shoes make it kind of difficult.

Always a plus.

Always a valid option.

Always sweet...

Am I all twisty back here?

Am I dressed okay?

Am I in trouble?

Am I more beautiful today than I was yesterday?

Am I not the head man in charge of floral deliveries?

Am I obsessing? Sookie? Hello?

Am I supposed to eat that cheese?

Am I trying to undermine their relationship?

American treats, and our Italian taste sensations.

An 'A' minus. I am very impressed.

An aisle where you get kissed by the new kid is a good aisle.

An amazing guy.

And 1,000.

And 200,000 tons of Jordan almonds have been delivered.

And a 'for sale' sign on the lawn, 'cause we're moving.

And a big test on the Wal Mart phenomenon coming up on Friday.

And a cape with a hood and...

And a clown?

And a junkyard which we'll get back to later...

And a masseuse who bears a remarkable resemblance to Antonio Banderas.

And a relative. That's so cool. I'm gonna ask for favors.

And a subtle buildup to the popping of the big question.

And about 12 other melancholy dwarves, for the past five weeks.

And achieve calm before enjoying a motion picture.

And after Sophia, we had Anton.

And all because of a lost golfing bet.

And all the produce grown in the future will be in his possession...

And all the uniforms will be supplied by me. The mother.

And an utter failure at one minute past.

And are not used to this highly competitive atmosphere...

And arrested the clown.

And Arthur had dreadful taste. Remember the library, Richard?

And as Executive Vice President, what do you do?

And as such, it can be your most valuable asset...

And ask you to dance six times?

And at least once as a combo.

And bad girls always wear red nail polish.

And ban all unwelcome strangers from crossing the border.

And before it's dark, they'll have every picnic basket that's in Jellystone Park.

And begged me to take her grandson. People are getting crazy, man.

And being a part of the social activities is really important at Chilton.

And being surrounded as I was by a hundred prominent doctors...

And breakfast is served 6:00 to 11:30...

And candles and a horse. I don't know what a horse is doing there...

And Christopher is Rory's dad?

And come to her party. That's what she needs.

And come up for air once in a while.

And commiserate about how they had a Gilmore girl...

And completely wonderful.

And did have to dress and act like that...

And dive into these really tiny lakes...

And don't forget to invite us to the wedding.

And don't worry. You'll have some role.

And drilled a hole and, well...

And dropped the pancakes.

And eat crap and watch a movie?

And ended with Rory and I up at 1:00 in the morning...

And enough stew to feed Cambodia all in one episode.

And even if they were much lower, you would still be poor boy out of luck.

And every single time, I come back to the same conclusion.

And everyone was like, 'What do you want with one meatball?'

And family stuff and your constant existence.

And find out that you never came home?

And finding it in the exact same spot, you know what I mean.

And five minutes for questions from the audience.

And flutter, flutter.

And focus on something more realistic.

And followed the path of the stars, until finally...

And for a touch of glamour.

And found a party that had ordered practically everything including...

And give him the book back yourself.

And giving me these lame apologies was weak, pathetic, and beneath you.

And glitter eye shadow: Trashy or trendy?

And go extra heavy on the chocolate?

And go see the Stars Hollow elementary school production...

And go through your underwear drawer.

And God knows she doesn't need anyone besides you.

And hair.

And have I done a gorgeous job on your face or what?

And have it look like my mom arranged a date for me? No!

And having to look perfect to do housework...

And he did it anyway.

And he ends up in a ball on the floor crying like a girl.

And he never saw that girl again.

And he said, 'You really have a baby chick loose in the house.'

And he sees his wife naked, but it's not his wife...

And he was completely in love with her. But he never talked to her.

And he was so special and nice and made me completely nauseous.

And he's agreed to let you do some extra credit work...

And he's also really cute, very funny, and surprisingly interesting.

And he's also really cute, very funny, and surprisingly interesting.

And he's always been so active in his community.

And he's gonna be a doctor. Once that happens, that's it.

And he's moved back to Hartford. It seemed like a nice idea.

And he's patronizing me. How lovely.

And help me buy her something for her birthday.

And here are your somber highlighters, your maudlin pencils...

And here. Take a picture for me.

And how did he know the bird was missing?

And how it sucked that he dumped you, and then he said he told you he loved you.

And how pretty it was with the lake and the swans...

And I am proud of who I have become.

And I am so tired of hearing about...

And I am stupid! I said, "Thank you."

And I appreciate you coming here for the very first time...

And I can see you really need it, so...

And I can tell her about all the horrible men I've known in my day.

And I can't believe you're being so small minded.

And I decide how we live, not you.

And I did it in front of Grandma, and she nailed you for it.

And I didn't know what to say because I can't lie to her.

And I don't care to be treated as such.

And I don't know how long it will be before I am.

And I don't know why I even spend my time thinking about anything else.

And I don't mind telling you...

And I don't really fit in there.

And I don't really fit in there.

And I don't want to force something on you that you don't want.

And I don't want you to be Donna Reed. That's not what I meant.

And I get kissed on the forehead by a Theology major...

And I go around the porch...

And I got sick of everything. I wanted to go anywhere.

And I got used to putting the milk someplace in the fridge...

And I had been home in bed for a week, and I was very sad.

And I had to repaint that one wall red to make it look normal? Wasn't it?

And I had to save kittens and small children and four baby chicks.

And I help out with special occasions. They have a lot of weddings here.

And I just kind of walked around pretending to shop for food or whatever...

And I just sort of massacred them a little bit.

And I just want you to know, if you want to talk, I'm here.

And I knew how to cook, so I thought a diner would be more...

And I know this to be true.

And I love you for that.

And I planned this whole big thing. So I thought we could do it Friday.

And I realize now that that was a very bad idea.

And I realized...

And I really...

And I said something at the table about the pate smelling like Clorox...

And I sent Caesar home since it was pretty dead.

And I shoplifted.

And I should let her fall in with the bad crowd...

And I think I've done a pretty good job.

And I think our imaginary kingdom is off to a good start.

And I think that they would really hit it off.

And I thought he might enjoy meeting you.

And I thought I could get away, but now I can't.

And I told her that she should wallow...

And I took a detour.

And I took a detour.

And I usually get what I want.

And I usually think this kind of thing out.

And I want to be home in case she decides to call.

And I want you to know that, that still stands, okay?

And I wanted blue.

And I wanted to make sure that you heard it.

And I was just babbling like a moron. What is wrong with me?

And I was screaming and swearing...

And I was sure that some fairy godmother had done it just for me.

And I was swearing like a sailor...

And I was walking through O'Hare, and I look up...

And I would hate for him to stay alone in the house.

And I would never ever do anything that would hurt her.

And I wouldn't have humiliated my daughter...

And I'll be very upset and will possibly cry.

And I'll do my damnedest to make sure she gets through Chilton in one piece.

And I'll get back to you. Thanks.

And I'm forgetting where that all started.

And I'm gonna put this table right in between us...

And I'm gonna sit over here on this chair...

And I'm in my office grading a paper entitled. ;

And I'm not gonna bother you anymore.

And I'm one of her mothers.

And I'm railing on him about what a great kid you are...

And I'm sure Mom's gonna call Child Protective Services.

And I'm sure she gets it from you.

And I'm telling him, "I've been coming here..."

And I'm telling him, "I've been coming here..."

And I'm thinking, 'There's a store full of people.

And I'm trying to read.

And I've been racking my brain for an idea.

And I've got all my ducks in a row.

And I've mastered the opening lick to Jumpin' Jack Flash.

And if I get all that done in time, some homework. You?

And if I get all that done in time, some homework. You?

And if I'm to fetch you like a dog, I'd like a cookie and a raise.

And if we go on a date, then it could lead to another date.

And if you have any questions at all, just please feel free to ask...

And if you're wearing that ruffled underwear, big crowd pleaser.

And if your mother's listening...

And if, God forbid, something actually is wrong...

And in an effort to further chronicle this balcony's history...

And in comes the seedy crowd. You got trouble, my friends.

And in honor of this very special girl...

And in mine. Here's to Mrs. Dominski's underalls.

And in that order...

And in the Gilmore house?

And in the morning, we can argue about how to best handle the situation.

And instantly memorize the contents in three seconds.

And it all came clear when I realized how much we could hurt Rory.

And it all started right here.

And it has to take a lot of thought.

And it hurt me. It's not your fault.

And it just keeps getting better.

And it just so happens there was an amazing sale in the men's department.

And it means a great deal to my happiness and yours...

And it seemed as if they would never find each other.

And it'll be nice to have friendly people to talk to there.

And it's a whole three hours of, "Who are you buying that for, Mom?"

And it's an awful night.

And it's barely even a color.

And it's Christopher.

And it's Christopher.

And it's not like I have to ask your permission.

And it's not too weird...

And it's so hard to believe that at exactly this time...

And it's your job to keep them happy.

And jellybeans. And chocolate Kisses.

And Jessica wants Shania Twain's I Feel Like a Woman.

And join a cult and shave your heads?

And just taking it one day at a time.

And just wallow. You need to wallow.

And just what am I supposed to tell my mother?

And just what is wrong with you?

And keeping things nice for them...

And keeps us from killing our crazy friends!

And kept talking how great it was to have her boyfriend back...

And knocked over a bottle of nail polish.

And land in a pool of alcohol than go to the club with you.

And lately, every spare moment has been spent...

And leaves.

And let him know what he'll be coming home to every night.

And listen to Air Supply. A very low point in my life.

And look how many. There must be at least...

And lost a Gilmore girl.

And Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds.

And make me feel obligated.

And make that 'I'm smart, you're dumb' face to me for the whole week...

And make them give up their wacky, crazy ways.

And make this a memorable day for her.

And might not be for her. I will now tell you the same thing.

And Mom put up this pretty curtain around the tub...

And murders Luke in his sleep, I'm not responsible, am I?

And my grandmother, who I haven't seen in years, will be there.

And my mom threw out our TV when she caught me watching V.I.P.

And my slip is now completely stuck in my skirt zipper.

And my taste in music and movies.

And Nico. She is amazing. Depressing, German, scary chick.

And no other troubadour may usurp his territory...

And no, it's been cold Pop Tarts for a week.

And none of them are getting the joke.

And not because you are in any way afraid, then this is the last time I'll mention it.

And not shaving my legs isn't gonna change that, is it?

And now I just can't remember what it was.

And now I've told you a story that would so mortify her...

And now it has, and I feel...

And now she's getting attached, and I'm afraid she's gonna get hurt.

And now, I guess this goes on the Boy, was I wrong list...

And now, my friends...

And now, you're dead.

And obviously, we are not gonna solve this...

And on Rory's first day of school.

And on that humble note...

And on that note, I have to get to work. I'll see you later.

And once again we miss each other.

And once more when the roof caved in one winter.

And one as she's getting ready...

And one by the front door.

And one of the few men who would proudly declare that.

And one of them is setting up a trust fund for Rory.

And one of those Fred Mertz, Golden Gloves pullover sweaters.

And one of those Hannibal Lecter masks.

And one thing led to another, and I wound up here.

And one.

And one...

And other than that murder suicide thing, which would be illegal and messy...

And painting each other's toenails...

And personally, I think you're wrong about the dress.

And pretend that you weren't what you are to me...

And pretend the damage that was done is over?

And put extra hairspray in everybody's hair.

And ran away as fast as they could.

And ransom is demanded at a certain time...

And reading a particularly difficult passage, but, alas, you're all saved.

And realizes what's lacking in her nomadic existence.

And remember to enunciate. I'm reading lips out here.

And ride big wild horses, and fly planes.

And Rory thought you might like to come.

And Rory weighs, like, 10 ounces.

And Rory's running around all excited. He's sleeping on the couch.

And saddle shoes are not the best all weather footwear.

And send two over there? I'll have mine here.

And serve to the desensitized masses who just want what they know.

And she came here.

And she comes first, and this her house, too.

And she humiliated me in front of all my friends.

And she insisted on buying us these dresses.

And she lived because of the risotto, the magic risotto.

And she looked like she was having a stroke.

And she needs to crash someplace sympathetic.

And she used mud. But they did look damn similar.

And she was also world famous for her masquerade balls.

And she was gone before I got up this morning.

And she'll be happy to prepare anything you want any time of day.

And she's crazy about you.

And she's walking around in this unbelievable pain.

And signed my name to it.

And since I'd just waxed the floor, she went shooting across the room.

And since I've decided that Max is probably not the guy for me...

And since you're her father...

And singed off my eyebrows?

And single handedly wrecked everything.

And so she spent hours trying to cheer it up.

And somehow he feels responsible for him.

And sometimes I am a little tired come Friday night...

And sometimes Lane.

And stand in front of other people, holding them.

And stare at me, and chase me through the streets.

And stay in that place from Midnight Express.

And stupid naked angels with their butts!

And such standards do foster highly competitive children

And suddenly find yourself thinking, "Oh, my God!"

And suddenly he comes in, empties out his sock drawer, and gives it to me.

And suddenly it's all about their dream.

And suddenly it's like my hand has a life of its own.

And swing it cleanly through the ball.

And take care of herself, because that's the way I was born.

And tell everyone how it feels to be a year older.

And that Chuck Heston chin of his!

And that here at Chilton, we try to beat that humanity right out of you.

And that his parole officer has high hopes for his rehabilitation.

And that I'm having Satan's baby? You pick the order.

And that is about what, pray tell?

And that pretty much led to Dean.

And that some of the Gilmores actually own clothing.

And that starts with ceasing work on the Winchester Mystery House here.

And that the pennies I am thrown each week...

And that woman moved in and completely wiped them out.

And that would be the end of the pudding.

And that you can put anything in that mouth that you want.

And that, my friends, is the story of how Stars Hollow came to be...

And that's what you do to crazy people to keep them calm.

And that's when I figure this whole thing started.

And the barrels are full for a week. This, my girl, was not a mistake.

And the concept of a woman ruling without man is politically correct...

And the entire kitchen was stained red...

And the expectations are higher.

And the Foo Fighters. Gods.

And the guy manning the giant oil vat would not let me through.

And the headmaster's office is at the end of the hall.

And the hits just keep on coming.

And the kissing part just happened.

And the kitchen has nothing in it...

And the lamp sort of... l'm gonna get going. I'm sorry about the...

And the landowner's power should be regulated more.

And the leaving him amazed part...

And the next minute she's manipulated my kid to spend her Sunday..

And the novelist Edna O'Brien has been quoted as saying...

And the one paramedic with a valid license. I feel safe. Don't you?

And the pants that slip down in the back, giving you that good plumber shot.

And the Parliament all seem to work. Agreed?

And the reason you're going to go to Harvard.

And the T shirt with the Farrah Fawcett face.

And the weird thing is she looks a lot like your mom.

And the whole concept that her one point in life is to serve somebody else.

And the whole thing would have been fine.

And the whole time we were at said dinner table...

And then at some point we buy some soup.

And then drag me back to your Porsche?

And then he bends over, and his hair falls forward...

And then he could save up some money, afford his own place, and move out...

And then he mentioned you guys hadn't talked lately.

And then he shows up.

And then I bought it, so it's mine now.

And then I called Luke to help me track her down.

And then I missed my bus. So I had to drive.

And then I realized that he was right.

And then it's all about school, and Jane.

And then it's,'I take thee, Jesus, to be my lawful wedded husband. '

And then just jump up and down really hard for an hour.

And then maybe you could ask Dean to ask him out.

And then my next thought was, 'Oh, my God. What if we break up?

And then one day I look over, and it's Rich.

And then she asked me how long it was before I got over you.

And then she goes, 'You're cheerleader material. '

And then she knocked over the lamp and she still didn't move.

And then she tried to eat them. Pass the artichokes, please.

And then somebody who happens to be Dean's friend...

And then they take your clothes.

And then we go to the movie...

And then you can accept it, and get over somebody...

And then you can pull out all your old boyfriend boxes, which is good...

And then you could keep your daughter from running around kissing boys.

And then you get auctioned off to a biker gang from Sausalito.

And then you pull something like this?

And then you say no to Luke's? Don't you know that's dangerous?

And then you turn around and spread stories about him.

And then, if you like, we can get some lunch.

And there should be no reason why you should not achieve all your goals.

And there waiting for her, was her one true love...

And there you are.

And there's a coffee shop across the street...

And there's a good chance you may never see it again.

And there's a plane leaving for Hartford in, like, 20 minutes.

And there's nothing in the Chilton Book of Ethics that prohibits it.

And there's pillows and blankets. The bathroom's through there.

And these are... These are mine.

And these kids at my school... Awful.

And these stupid girls are screaming at him...

And these were for the tics she developed from taking the stuff for the rash.

And they had to call someone for help and there's psycho killers...

And they have a new Lucky.

And they sell star shaped hot dogs.

And they won't move away.

And they're printing all the sordid details about it in the paper.

And thinks the local mental institution has bad padlocks.

And this big orange tush is just staring me in the face.

And this conversation is veering towards the subject of French kissing...

And this dress is all wrong.

And this father from Chilton.

And this guy had the nerve to say it was fine.

And this is all I could find. I blame Peg Mossley.

And this rotting, stodgy rathole could use somebody like her.

And this rotting, stodgy rathole could use somebody like her.

And those extensive notes I know you've been taking.

And those of you who are just starting tonight...

And those stories are replete with characters that let opportunities slip by.

And though l'll probably never get the feeling back in my little toe...

And to be a part of something big you have to be on TV?

And to make it interesting, we should come up with a reward system.

And to top off the whole fabulous fiasco...

And try and prove that the charge against him was not legal.

And twist it into something ugly. Why? What is wrong with you?

And two cocoas.

And uncomfortable, you'll be sympathetic?

And usually exactly 4:12.

And usually that is fine, but today, sorry, lady, I have ennui.

And walk like a chicken so she thinks l'm her mother?

And watch Harvey Fierstein impersonators rip up the carpet...

And we both knew there was no bat, but we pretended to look for it.

And we got ourselves a new baby.

And we lived at the Inn, but they have never been here.

And we would just sit outside at night when the inn would have parties...

And we'd just listen to music, feed the ducks and...

And we'll be eating onion dip for breakfast for a week.

And we're gonna sit here and talk about this calmly.

And we're still us. I got nothing.

And what year did Martin Luther address the Christian nobility?

And when I pass that Stars Hollow sign on the turnpike, I think. ;

And when I twisted around to get loose, the choking started.

And when Morey plays, I go into this trance...

And when that person accepts the first person's offer...

And while any one of them would work...

And while I love the ups and downs of motherhood...

And while normally I would look forward to a good verbal sparring match...

And while some have called it the most meaningful experience of your life...

And why we celebrate that fateful night...

And wish I could go blond without looking bad.

And with a straight face you said that.

And without whom I would have no reason to get up in the morning.

And woke them up, and Rory's on her way home.

And yet it looks so much like Beirut.

And you brought up Bush because...

And you can move on with your life.

And you could barely get it out then.

And you don't come behind my counter. Period!

And you don't have any perspective...

And you end up with Mr. Medina.

And you get dressed up and dance, and then there's chicken.

And you have to order it 45 minutes in advance.

And you just need to give this situation a fair chance.

And you know that no amount of money can change what Rory and I have.

And you know what? I like these shoes.

And you may have the first cut.

And you nurture horrible kids who treat each other like mortal enemies.

And you promised you would go.

And you put on that adorable show for us?

And you two couldn't keep your eye on the prize.

And you won't know what to do with yourself.

And you wouldn't make a complete idiot out of yourself.

And you'll push it back with your nose.

And you're a mom.

And you're comfortably great together.

And you're happy.

And you're like, "That's not the old Lucky"...

And you're not the president of the audiovisual club.

And you're the kid from Mask.

And your first breakup even more intense.

And your hearts are broken.

And your mom, who's not saying anything about as loud as a person can.

And your mom, who's not saying anything about as loud as a person can.

And, for the last time, the name is Rory!

And, I don't know, we've just been talking.

And, Rory, why don't you go say goodbye to Grandpa?

And, well, he has things in his life that are hard.

And, well, you know girls.

And, you know, dated.

And?

Andrew from the bookstore called, and Jackson, and the UPS guy.

Another cousin?

Another story for another time, possibly before your first trip to Mazatlan.

Answer me.

Answer the door before I even rang the bell?

Answer, please.

Any complaints?

Any more of this ugly little fight you two seem to be having.

Any particular reason?

Any preferences? Eggs, French toast, key to the dumpster?

Any reason?

Any second now, the moving will begin.

Any special requests for dinner next week?

Anyhow, as I sit here losing my faith in mankind...

Anyhow, I'm just thinking about you.

Anything else?

Anything under 100 is close.

Anything with our homemade ice cream is absolutely delicious.

Anything wrong?

Anything you want to leave me is fine.

Anything?

Anytime. It's fun.

Anyway, it's put me in a funk since then.

Anyway, just imagine it all in pastels. The whole thing.

Anyway, see you in class. Bye.

Anyway, yesterday Morey and I finally broke down...

Anywhere as long as you didn't have to be near us. Isn't that true, Lorelai?

Apparently they won't, dear. That's why they need the donations.

Apparently we do.

Apparently, Rune had a rough childhood.

Are at that table, over there.

Are in exchange for me dealing with these people in a nonviolent manner.

Are the lids tight on the paint remover? Because you're sounding loopy to me.

Are these new chairs, Grandma?

Are they chocolate eggs?

Are we clear?

Are we gonna get there before we freeze?

Are you enjoying your time here...

Are you getting a cut of the merchandising?

Are you going to the festival? We could meet you there later.

Are you gonna be home late?

Are you here to see my brother?

Are you holding that door open for a reason?

Are you insane?

Are you kidding? How often do you do things like this?

Are you listening to me?

Are you moving?

Are you nervous?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you ready for that moment when it happens?

Are you saying I should quit?

Are you scared yet?

Are you serious?

Are you seriously trying to act tough? You're wearing a tie, for God's sake!

Are you sure you are in the right place?

Are you sure you wanna go out tonight?

Are you sure you wanna go out tonight?

Are you sure you wouldn't like me to wait?

Are you sure?

Are you sure?

Are you sure?

Are you sure?

Are you sure? Because I could throw it away.

Are you surprised?

Are you surprised?

Are you telling me this was all worth it because he was the love of your life?

Aren't we early? Trying to suck up to parliament?

Aren't you supposed to be in Hartford?

Aren't you supposed to be in school?