All right, I'm listening. Where'd you meet her? from Sex Drive (2008) Soundboard
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I'm just busting your balls, man. I know what the lnternet is. from Sex Drive (2008) Soundboard
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Kids. from Sex Drive (2008) Soundboard
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Lan, I'm gonna ask you a question, and I want a straight answer. from Sex Drive (2008) Soundboard
Lan, I'm so sorry, it's... from Sex Drive (2008) Soundboard
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Lt actually says Purple Soda from Sex Drive (2008) Soundboard
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No coaching. from Sex Drive (2008) Soundboard
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Purple Soda! from Sex Drive (2008) Soundboard
Rex, I'm not gay. from Sex Drive (2008) Soundboard
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That's our song now. That song represents our bond. from Sex Drive (2008) Soundboard
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Yo, stage fright, how're we doing? Damn it, Lance, just give me a minute. from Sex Drive (2008) Soundboard
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