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A finger's width of the rope that ties me to life
A particular sort of therapist
After all, I was in bed with a naked woman
After all, sex sells
And he struck him out! I don't think he was expecting that.
And she gave thanks, saying, my soul doth magnify the Lord..
And this is what you wanted my advice on? Fornication.
And what happens next?
Anything, really
Are they happy now you have a Chinese boyfriend?
Are you married? No.
Be romantic
Beautiful weather
Boom, just like that. That's very funny
Boy, am I glad to see you.
But, you know, we should keep in touch
Could you press that button and put it on speakerphone, please?
Couldn't have wished for nicer weather
Day by day by day...
Describe some of your feelings
Do you have a steady boyfriend?
Do you have other questions?
Do you want to know what I think?
Do you want to talk to someone or..
Does that come close to masturbation?
Emotional and physical love.
Every day, somebody breaks somebody else's heart.
Get over it
Go for it.
Great karma for the house?
Have you had any experience?
Hello. I don't think we've met.
Hello. This is Cheryl
Her perfect, pale skin..
Here among the...
Hey! Ha!
His was a dynamic voice in a paralyzed body.
Hold on
I can recommend you to someone, if you like.
I can spend a few hours outside of it with my portable respirator..
I can't stand her. Well, then get rid of her.
I couldn't believe it.
I didn't say a word.
I do
I don't believe you
I don't know, but I think there's a difference
I don't think about God very much
I don't want you to tolerate anything. Okay
I feel like an anthropologist interviewing a tribe of headhunters.
I forgot
I guess you might as well save that money. Buy yourself a futon.
I knew Father Seamus very well.
I know
I liked some of the other stuff just as much or better, but I'm glad it's behind me
I love you, but I'm not in love with you
I really feel proud of myself.
I typed my skinny novel in my head
I understand even among nonbelievers..
I'm a housewife. Why shouldn't I understand?
I'm f..
I'm Father Brendan.
I'm interested in the opinion of an asshole.
I'm really honored that you asked me. It'll be great karma for the house.
I'm sorry
I'm sorry that he's not here any more.
I'm sorry to have bothered you.
I'm, um..
Ignore my wishes and stubbornly refuse
In fact, better than usual. That's great.
It was a real drag that I was no longer allowed to use my other gurney
It would involve interviewing people in the Berkeley area.
It's a way of living inside your own head, which is where I spend most of my time
Let me
Let me what?
Let me..
Let me..
Look, you
Love Poem for No One in Particular.
Love Poem for...
Mark O'Brien teaches us that courage and perseverance overcome obstacles.
Mark was able to achieve an erection..
Maybe she forgot
Not in my case, that's for sure.
Oh, thanks. You're welcome
Okay? Okay.
Rod. I need your help
Salem. Small world. Oh
She complimented me on my shirt, my hair.
She left.
She took me on a picnic once
Slide down your back and tickle your belly.
So from now on...
So with a gentle, fearless heart she took me in
So, what does your boyfriend think of me?
So, what should we talk about? You know, we don't have to do much talking
Tell me..
That fills most of the cup.
That would be it.
That's a long time for some people
That's correct
That's good
That's it. That's all I've got. I told you, it's short.
That's what I want.
The meaning of love.
The same old story.
The thing is..
Then maybe we should pull the plug now.
There was no escaping it
They say there is a cup of life...
They stand at the edge of this pool with nothing to cling to but themselves.
This is not exactly a confession. I haven't yet done the deed.
This is your body.
This therapist...
Uh huh
Uh, uh..
Uh... Maybe
Very easily
Very small to minute
Welcome to the human race
Wet sand between my toes.
What are body awareness exercises?
What do you mean?
What's the chemistry in it all?
What's up?
Who are these people?
Why do you call it a dick instead of a penis?
Would you like me to visit you?
Yeah, I, whew, heh..
Yeah? Why not?
Yes, I would
Yes. In fact, I've come around to your point of view.
You forgot this.
You know, being with the person you love...
You polios are screamers. Always were.
You're serious about this?
You're still not getting it. I threw it out.
Your advice as a friend
Hi, Sandy. Hi, Mark. How you doing?
Thank you for sharing that with me. Sure.
...but it wasn't.
...everyone else in the room is always dressed.
...for one of the therapists who used to work there.
...her strong, fleshy legs Drove me to ecstasies of despair.
...I'm scared. a prostitute wants your return business was all over so damn quickly.
...just to touch her.
...long after he should have been dead.
...mysterious logic or... way or another, it's a long story, I ended up seeing a therapist
...that I think might interest you.
...there was this... can just let yourselves out. Okay.
...your fingernails and your toenails.