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Jeff Sessions Gump Cold Open - SNL The "Jeff Sessions Gump Cold Open" is a sketch from the television show "Saturday Night

Jeff Sessions Gump Cold Open - SNL

The "Jeff Sessions Gump Cold Open" is a sketch from the television show "Saturday Night Live" (SNL). This parody, aired on October 14, 2017, mocks former Attorney General Jeff Sessions, imagining him as the character Forrest Gump. The sketch features the talented performer Kate McKinnon as Sessions/Gump, showcasing her impeccable impersonation skills. The SNL cast members join her in this hilarious portrayal of Sessions navigating various politically charged situations. To recreate the amusing sounds and download the sketch, you can visit the official SNL website.

CARROTS. SHE IS THE BEST TALKER YOU EVER
EVER TALKED TO THEM. I GOT SO NERVOUS AND CONFUSED I
GOT ABOUT AS WORKED UP AS A DOUBLE DONGED PIGGY IN A ROOM
HE SHOOK MY HAND LIKE THIS. BEING IN THE GOVERNMENT IS SO
HEARD. THEY SAY SHE COULD SELL STINK TO
HELLO. MY NAME IS JEFF, JEFF SESSIONS. WOULD YOU LIKE A CHOCOLATE?
HIS NAME WAS SERGEI KISLEYA. I REMEMBER ANY NAME WITH GAY
I ALWAYS SAY, LIFE IS LIKE A BOX OF CHOCOLATES.
I AM THE ATTORNEY GENERAL OF THE WHOLE UNITED STATES.
I JUST GOT TO PROVE TO EVERYBODY THAT I DON'T HAVE ANY TIES TO
I MET WITH A FELLOW WHO TURNED OUT TO BE RUSSIAN ON THE ACCOUNT
I STARTED RUNNING, AND RUNNING. I ENDED ALL THE WAY SITTING AT
I WAS ON THE COVER OF "THE NEW YORK TIMES," YOU WANT TO SEE?
I WISH I COULD GO BACK TO THE WHITE HOUSE AND SEE MR. TRUMP.
I'M GONNA HAVE ANOTHER OF THESE CHOCOLATES.
MESSAGES AND PHONE ALERTS, SAYING I WAS A SNEAKY LITTLE
MY NAME'S MINNY, YOU DON'T KNOW ME, I AM FROM A DIFFERENT MOVIE.
ROLL FOR A WHOLE HOUR. WE WAS ALL AS HAPPY AS A MONKEY
STARTED ASKING ME ALL THESE QUESTIONS ABOUT, RUSSIA, IF I
THIS BUS STOP WITH YOU. >> WELL IT IS A NICE DAY FOR IT.
WITH A CONGRESSIONAL HEARING. THIS SENATOR FROM UP NORTH
>> ALL RIGHT, WELL I AM GOING TO HAVE ONE.
>> I WASN'T GOING TO REMEMBER IT ANYWAY.
>> OH, A LOT OF PEOPLE IN ALABAMA REMEMBER THAT, SIR.
>> OH, A LOT OF PEOPLE IN ALABAMA REMEMBER THAT, SIR.