Devious Maids - Season 4 Edit

A big fashion exec just bought this place,

A blow up mattress, a cot?

A decaf latte would be nice.

A few years ago, you all went through a very public divorce,

A film being directed by the Hugh Metzger!

A film being directed by<i> the</i> Hugh Metzger!

A horrible choice...

A lot could happen in 10 hours.

A man with a puppy could lure her into his car.

A man.

A migraine.

A million a year? Less?

A one time thing.

A parting gift?

A simple no would have sufficed.

A token of our time together.

A, Spence was drugged

About Jesse.

About my soon to be ex husband.

About Spence.

About the situation with Peter.

About what?

About what?

About your meeting with Hugh and Trey.

About your movie being back in production.

Absolutely not.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Actually, I feel for all of you.

Actually, I was gonna ask you,

Actually, I'm coming as a guest.

Actually, I'm on my way out to see him now.

Actually, I've got a pretty full plate with Peri at the moment.

Actually, it's a beautiful day.

Actually, that's why I'm here.

Actually, the front door is over here.

Actually...

Adrian has left me destitute.

Adrian is free to do anything or anyone he pleases.

Adrian Powell saw me.

Adrian Powell, have you ever met my dear friend Zoila?

Adrian Powell, have you ever met my dear friend, Zoila?

Adrian, hello.

Adrian, how are you?

Adrian, how do you feel about the placement of these sofas?

Adrian, I've spent my entire adult life with you,

Adrian, would you like to have dinner with me tonight?

Adrian, you're so funny.

Adrian, you've met my friend Zoila.

Adrian!

Adrian!!

Adrian's hidden all the money.

After a day like this, it would be really nice to see you.

After breakfast, I took a stroll

After breakfast, I took a stroll

After everything you've been through.

After I left the party last night,

After knowing her, what, a month?

After the loss of mobility in the limbs, the body...

After we volunteered in Africa.

After what you two did to me?

After you called my dinner invitation

After you struck me with a Dustbuster for<i> not</i> remembering.

After you.

Ah

Ah, here it is.

Ah, I'll do my best.

Ah, if you get called into the big boss' office,

Ah, Peter, please.

Ah, thanks, Cinnamon!

Ah, that would be great. I would love to see him.

Ah, the sparkly heels with the pointy toes.

Ah, well, let's... Let's put a pin in that, too.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. Look at your hair.

Ahora voy a perder mi vuelo!

Albeit blown up, mansion, and now...

All her deepest and darkest.

All her life, I worried that this would happen.

All I did was politely suggest she not perform the scene

All I want is to be free of this marriage.

All mothers and daughters fight.

All of the subtlety of a Kardashian wedding.

All of this has to go back!

All right, all right!

All right, I let myself get personal with a boss before,

All right, Spence is in the dining room.

All right, take this to the truck

All right.

All right.

All those g****s at my friends' vineyards.

Alleged celebrity murderer.

Almost a year.

Almost like he's scared of her.

Alone?

Alone.

Am I right, chicas?

Am I?

Am I? Mmhmm.

An idiot.

And a cater waiter lent me her clothes.

And a little bit crazy,

And a little lip gloss wouldn't kill you.

And a piece of my soul has died.

And all I want is to go to a celebrity party.

And also new sheets.

And also your door.

And Andrew Sosler from development.

And as soon as Adrian can walk...

And as your friend, I need to point out

And ask Rafael to help with the rest.

And assumed I owned the house, so I... just went with it.

And became such a devoted mother

And being poor is horrible!

And besides, you want to be a singer,

And brainwashed against his will,

And can you believe Kill Face built all those sets himself?

And changing all your furniture made me so happy.

And come back in a few months?

And cults are a great place to meet new people,

And diets.

And dinner's on me.

And don't worry. Your family's gonna love it.

And each one deserves love.

And even when I get a glimmer, it turns out to be wrong.

And even you don't think I'm hot anymore!

And even<i> you</i> don't think I'm hot anymore!

And every time I lead him on, I get a free coffee.

And everything inside me hurts,

And find me in bed with her son.

And for your own good, don't come back.

And free scones and muffins.

And get some help for yourself.

And get the hell away from that man for good.

And get the hell away from that man for good.

And good genetics? Not a big secret.

And he and Spence are, uh... good friends.

And he did feel a tingle in his toes today,

And he made me realize that life is too short.

And he saw Adrian kiss me

And he thinks I'm the crazy one?

And he wouldn't quit until he broke me.

And he's an excellent driver.

And he's been talking a lot.

And he's coming this way.

And he's right... you are still hung up on him.

And he's showing up shirtless?

And her looks are starting to fade.

And her very lucrative account will have to wait.

And hot girls get into parties.

And how did you get this stripper

And humble.

And I am not gonna let you destroy our family again.

And I am...

And I bet he was looking for a place to drink.

And I bet her toilets are sparkling clean.

And I can't get free coffee because I'm 40,

And I couldn't leave because these two people came in

And I didn't see him again

And I do mean anything.

And I don't know how to feel okay again.

And I don't want to hurt her.

And I gave birth to her!

And I gave birth to her!

And I had to tell somebody.

And I hate to impose,

And I heard the talking car lives with him, too. You in?

And I just befriended a prostitute

And I know I shouldn't blame you,

And I know just the one to call.

And I know just the thing to make us feel better.

And I know the perfect one.

And I need you to do something about it.

And I never have to pay for my drinks.

And I noticed you weren't wearing a wedding ring.

And I paid the driver to run out of gas

And I still don't remember anything,

And I suppose it was a lot of me to ask of you anyway.

And I think she'd be really happy for us

And I thought it was an exercise class.

And I thought it was really interesting.

And I thought it would be cool to meet you.

And I thought you could help.

And I want to explain.

And I wanted to see it for myself.

And I was in my early 40s,

And I was supposed to be a star, you know?

And I wasn't being serious, 'cause it's not a thing

And I worked on Desperate Housewives.

And I, you.

And I... I just talked to Marisol,

And I'll call a hundred more.

And I'm going to lose him forever.

And I'm going to make it my life's work

And I'm right next door if you need another one.

And I'm sorry.

And I've been around the block enough to know how this ends.

And I've been keeping Tucker away from it all.

And if I out you,

And if I'm there with Bartholomew

And if she figures out the truth,

And if she finds out, it's gonna mess up her whole life.

And if you ask me, it sounds like a cult.

And if you really want to win him back, do something about it.

And if you tried to sneak out, I should tackle you.

And is everything okay? [Sighs]

And it accidentally turns on.

And it didn't work.

And it nearly killed me to say that, so you know it's true.

And it was a mistake.

And it's on the New York Times Best Seller list.

And Jesse's our houseboy.

And judging by your tone and bulging forehead vein,

And let it go.

And let's be honest, no one is ever going to choose you.

And look at these guys.

And make fun of people's clothes.

And Mrs. Genevieve is the nicest boss I ever had.

And my manager's right over there.

And neither is yellow.

And never eat a portion larger than a nickel.

And nobody would fault you for leaving.

And not some ridiculous whale or manatee

And now he wants to shiv me...

And now I know I can wear my cape

And now it all makes sense.

And now Mr. Powell's trying to sleep with me?

And now what?

And officially my new best friend.

And officially my new best friend.

And our maid was a... was a nasty, mean,

And our news team...

And please no TV for Miguel.

And prison food, hospital all the way.

And promise me you won't tell Carmen where I am.

And read it cover to cover.

And right now, I wish I had.

And right when I need it most.

And seeing you every day...

And she can help you decide where to get started

And she doesn't know anything about The Circle?

And she doesn't know anything about The Circle?

And she has a lead on a job for me.

And she introduces me to a music producer.

And she needs a maid to help her unpack.

And she's great company,

And since we're friends, I know you won't mind me asking.

And smart...

And someone's husband was severely injured.

And sometimes their bodyguard,

And Spence still doesn't even remember me.

And started having sex right on top of me.

And tell her you're her mother.

And that she would pick you over me.

And that was your takeaway?

And that's not true, 'cause I'm...

And that's why I didn't say anything.

And the Alzheimer's Violet Ball.

And the delicious irony is, I'm the one with a date.

And the guests were playing tic tac toe

And the machine tells me whether you answer honestly.

And the only thing she cares about in the whole world

And the other script got so much wrong,

And their ideas stink. I don't even know who Trey is.

And then cancel at the last minute.

And then he said I destroyed his family.

And then they took Spence away in handcuffs,

And then when they test your blood,

And there are some drugs

And there is no way I would ever date Adrian Powell.

And there were 15 missed calls from Spence!

And they were not sad.

And they're gonna get her to behave.

And things have been hot and heavy ever since.

And this is Kirsten and Kiersten.

And this is my first showcase, so... here goes.

And this ordeal has made me realize

And this promises to be positively... scintillating.

And truth be told, I've been a bit depressed lately.

And trying on the owner's gowns,

And we shared beauty secrets.

And we're gonna go see George Clooney's house.

And what about the leading man?

And what would people think if I left?

And whatever these are for you guys.

And when he got drunk, he was a totally different person.

And when I ask one of my children to handle a situation,

And when she found out, she...

And why can't you talk in front of us?

And why would I do that?

And work takes priority. I'm starting to get that.

And you are the sweetest, most gentle man in the world.

And you know how Mother gets.

And you know how Mother gets.

And you made the wrong one.

And you made the wrong one.

And you think people will buy it if it's a woman?

And you'd have to go through withdrawal again,

And you'll never believe this.

And you're a good man. That's why I love you.

And you're gonna pay for what you did!

And you're impossibly thin.

And you're keeping an eye on her, right?

And you're old.

And you're old.

And young Daniela can get to know her... cousin.

And your enemies even closer.

And your soup.

And Zoila and I will clean up in here?

And, as always, you look beautiful.

And, Ben, don't disappoint your mother again.

And, of course, there's tomorrow's Hamilton House Gala.

And?

And... and facials

And... and you're there alone, you'll be horribly embarrassed.

Another reason to fire her.

Any chance this stays between us?

Any luck tracking down Spence's alibi, the stripper?

Any maid sleeping with their owner?

Any steps forward?

Anyone has ever said to me.

Anyone there?!

Anything you say can And will be used against you.

Anyway, he's involved with something called The Circle,

Anyway, his mind is getting clear now,

Anyway, I love you, and I'm gonna do

Anyway, I think she's gone for good.

Anyway, I thought I heard some shouting.

Anyway, I told Peri's agent how difficult she's being,

Anyway, in the past, I've attended with my wife,

Anyway, it's the Hamilton House Gala,

Anyway, Mr. Powell gave me the job.

Anyway, um... boy, it's really great to see you,

Anyway...

Anyway...

Anyway...

Apparently not all the way.

Apparently your friend knows people in high places.

Apparently, Spence's brain injury

Apparently, this kind of memory loss

Are the tests back?

Are there reporters still all down the block?

Are they all as much fun as you?

Are we clear?

Are we still on that?

Are you actually defending your mother?

Are you all right?

Are you allowed to be here?

Are you asking me out on a date?

Are you attracted to him?

Are you awake?

Are you Carmen?

Are you certain?

Are you even listening to me?

Are you having fun

Are you having fun watching your book get made into a movie?

Are you having fun watching your book get made into a movie?

Are you having fun watching your book get made into movie?

Are you here to volunteer?

Are you James Hamilton?

Are you keeping tabs on me?

Are you kidding me?

Are you kidding? Everything's changed.

Are you kidding? We're on the second floor.

Are you okay, man?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you reading the Bible?

Are you still hungry after all the scenery you just chewed?

Are you sure nobody's home?

Are you sure?

Are you sure?

Are you turning 40?

Are you washing dishes?

Aren't you friends with all those rich people at the club?

Aren't you gay?

Aren't you Genevieve Delatour's maid?

Arm candy?

Around 11:00.

As a challenge.

As a common day laborer.

As great as that sounds,

As long as Frances is picking up the tab,

As long as I'm in this chair, she won't leave me,

As long as I'm working for you, I am happy.

As long as we're being candid and everything,

As much as the next fellow,

As that outfit.

At a fancy house with no boss.

At first, but...

At least grant her access to her money.

At least I hope we still are.

At least one of us will be successful in our scheming.

At least somebody's doing their job.

At the America's Choice Awards,

At the club, they have a little man named Jean Claude

At the Hamilton Gala?

Aw, I didn't know they were casting the mom in this video.

Aw, is someone upset about turning 40?

Aw.

Aww.

Ay, again with this singing nonsense.

Ay, mija! You're alive.

Ay, Virgen Santa.

Ay!

Ay! That girl can hold a grudge.

B.T. Chill?

Back me up here, Eva.

Bartholomew. Mm.

Because I didn't give it to you.

Because I didn't want people to think

Because I know you.

Because I need her to come home unexpectedly

Because I think I know something

Because I think there's something between us.

Because I will be there with someone.

Because I'm a hairdresser? Is that the reason?

Because I'm not a crazy person.

Because I'm whining again?

Because if you do, I'll roll on down to young Daniela's room

Because it comes from... you know... America.

Because it's my life!

Because it's not this!

Because it's your birthday.

Because keeping a secret is sexy.

Because now she knows the truth,

Because sometimes I sit when I clean the TV remote

Because that barista thinks I'm hot,

Because they're both brown?

Because you're in that stupid chair!

Because.

Before I screwed everything up.

Before they get back,

Before they get into The Circle?

Before they go to work every day?

Before we start, I want to apologize for yesterday.

Beg your pardon?

Being around you makes me seem racially sensitive.

Being in this place all the time

Believe me, I would if I could, but...

Believe me, this is the funnest table here.

Ben drugged you, and now you're going through withdrawal.

Ben is washing Spence's brain.

Ben, are you aware that Tucker Westmore was in the car?

Ben!

Ben!

Ben!

Ben!

Ben!

Ben?

Ben.

Benjamín. It's a pleasure.

Bernie!

Besides, he's involved with that awful cult.

Besides, they're expecting a 20 year old.

Besides...

Best man in the entire world

Between the life of a baby and my life,

Between the life of a baby and my life...

Big black stallion?

Black, like my American Express.

Blame it on the imbeciles in this city

Boring?!

Born in the last two decades.

Bottoms up.

Breakfast is on me.

Brentwood Dusk was incredible.

Brought you coffee... old time's sake.

Buds.

Buenas noches.

Buenos días.

But at least this one benefits underprivileged children

But Beverly Hills is such a good backdrop

But bit of a busy day for me.

But can we catch up at a later time?

But could you please keep it down?

But Danni's an artist.

But did I get the date wrong?

But do you really think prison is the best place for children?

But don't worry, my assistant, Evelyn,

But don't worry... I took his keys,

But don't you want me?

But everyone in The Circle is my child.

But first, tell me... how was your trip?

But for another $50, you can spank me.

But friends don't go out with each other's exes.

But he didn't.

But he insulted me.

But he's going through withdrawal from drugs.

But here. Have some screen time. It's good for you.

But hopefully soon.

But how could I tell the shareholders

But how is this working out?

But I appreciate everything you've done for me.

But I can relate.

But I can't get involved.

But I can't tell Frances directly, so...

But I do.

But I don't have your phone number.

But I don't know the first thing about them.

But I don't think a job is the answer.

But I don't want you to live my life.

But I got a text asking for an at home appointment.

But I have a friend who needed my help.

But I have an idea.

But I just felt it best to be up front and honest.

But I just landed a meeting with Cece Sheffield.

But I know the truth.

But I need to trap Adrian into doing something underhanded.

But I need you.

But I really think this pink makes my toes pop.

But I really want to find out.

But I recently had a falling out with my previous stylist.

But I stood up to her, just like you said.

But I think he was wearing more lip gloss than I was.

But I thought we had a pretty good time.

But I thought you wanted her back.

But I was just the maid,

But I was planning to ask you to come as my date.

But I'm a grown ass man,

But I'm great with houseboy.

But I'm not gonna date somebody who's hung up on their ex.

But I'm not gonna have a relationship with you.

But I'm pretty sure you're a better kisser.

But I'm seeing someone.

But if it shows up,

But if it's making Kyle jealous?

But if you feel like discussing it...

But in the end, I know you'll make the right choice.

But it happened.

But it's also a blank slate.

But it's hard to ask her for things.

But it's my apartment.

But it's not right for Maria. She's trying to save her son.

But it's weird he's acting all jealous.

But it's you and me now.

But Kyle asked me not to tell her.

But Kyle is weird about his mother,

But look at you.

But lying to my husband... Isn't that a tad bit immoral?

But maybe you're right. Maybe I should go visit Spence.

But must I also listen to your insipid pillow talk?

But nobody cared.

But not for you.

But nothing I say seems to be right.

But now he must be at least 50, and I'm still in my 40s.

But now it's never gonna happen.

But now it's not.

But now that he's an invalid I can't,

But now you're back together.

But obviously that's not possible anymore?

But out of all people, I thought you did.

But people assumed I was the owner, and I thought...

But perhaps it's time to explain what's going on.

But really, he was just avoiding me.

But she can still kill you.

But she was always living in Peri's shadow.

But she wasn't! She lied to me my entire life.

But she's always been my closest confidante.

But she's living here with her son.

But she's not around, so I'm gonna go in as her.

But so did everyone who's ever met her.

But somehow he's always one step ahead of me.

But sooner better than later, right?

But Spence was really mad at Peri.

But surely you have time for dinner?

But that tragic event brought us back together.

But that would be the worst case scenario.

But that's a good idea.

But that's just it. It's only a dream.

But that's not what happened.

But that's the process.

But that's why I needed to talk to you.

But the character of Maria is based on me.

But The Circle doesn't want me, because I'm not rich...

But the doctors are optimistic.

But the flight's not till tonight.

But the house was a total loss,

But the truth is, I found it kind of boring.

But the truth is...

But the way she's written... I mean, she's just no fun.

But then he sees Adrian at my house,

But then I started drinking and I blacked out.

But there is nothing in the world I enjoy so much...

But there's one other thing that I have to do.

But they've got the wrong guy.

But this year, I thought, Why not enjoy myself?

But Tía Yolanda told me where to find you.

But usually I have to...

But wait a second.

But we all agree that it needs a new script.

But we can still have the goodbye sex, right?

But we do.

But we fell in love, so we got married.

But we're both so deliciously twisted.

But what if Mr. Powell said yes?

But what kind of drug would make a man confess to murder?

But what?

But when I let your studio option my book,

But which girl?

But why don't you two have dinner anyway?

But why else would he leave her?

But why would Ben kill Peri?

But why would she do that?

But would you mind killing yourself?

But you can not mooch off the Powells forever.

But you could stay here...

But you could still take our dinner order, right?

But you don't love her.

But you pull it off.

But you said that you had my back.

But you were so angry before about your memory,

But you were the loving one.

But you've been to my home.

But your mom is just looking out for you.

But your wife isn't home.

But Zoila makes me happy.

But, Jesse, I don't think it was an accident.

But, um, you know, you should go introduce yourself to Candy.

But... shouldn't you check with Mrs. Powell first?

But<i> I</i> can't tell Frances directly, so...

Buy yourself something pretty...

By calling you a monster.

By the way, you are the meanest person I have ever met.

By... by cutting off her money and making her miserable?

Bye, now.

Cajole or trick or pay for this sort of thing.

California doesn't even have the death penalty anymore.

Call me back, please.

Call me, please.

Can happen with severe head trauma.

Can I ask you something?

Can I come in?

Can I join?

Can I just say that you are very good at divot stomping.

Can I see you again this week?

Can I talk to you?

Can we focus on that?

Can we just get along for one more scene?

Can we speed this along and order, please? Thank you.

Can you believe that?

Can you guys fight later?

Can you take over?

Can you?

Can, um... can we meet for dinner?

Can't you go tomorrow?

Candy was one of them.

Candy, Kiersten, and Kirsten.

Candy?

Careful.

Carmen Luna. Lucy Nestor.

Carmen, after all these years, you're still chasing your dream.

Carmen, clear the stage.

Carmen, I think I might really like him.

Carmen, I've been thinking.

Carmen, please stop yelling at the screen

Carmen, the showcase is in two hours.

Carmen, the woman just died.

Carmen, this house is absolutely filthy.

Carmen, you're being very strange toward your cousin.

Carmen!

Carmen! Callate!

Carmen! The door won't open!

Carmen! There you are.

Carmen?

Carmen.

Carmen. Carmen, look at me.

Carmen. The phone.

Carmen...

Carmen's a mother!

Carmen's a singer.

Casual.

Certainly.

Chairperson of the studio.

Children's...

Cinnamon.

Cleaning!

Clearly he's just a chauvinistic Hollywood type

Clearly he's still very attracted to me.

Clearly my dinner invitation meant nothing to you.

Coffee smells pretty good.

Come here.

Come here.

Come in.

Come on in.

Come on in.

Come on, bud. What's the big deal?

Come on.

Come on. Go.

Come on. Kids say stuff.

Come on. Please?

Coming right up!

Consider it a passing of the feather duster.

Could I trouble you for some oysters Rockefeller to start?

Could you take Tucker to the park?

Could you tell the doctor Spence is awake?

Couldn't agree more. Me too

Custody of what?

Daily exercise, good genetics,

Damn it!

Daniela Mercado.

Daniela told you?

Daniela, apurate.

Daniela, what's happening here?

Daniela, where have you been?

Daniela, you've been gone all night, and I'm worried.

Daniela.

Daniela. Carmen?

Danni begged me to let her sing, and I couldn't say no.

Danni leaving was a relief. I never wanted to be a mom.

Danni, excuse Mr. Powell.

Danni, I know you're mad about the showcase,

Danni, I'm so sorry.

Danni, please, please, don't... Danni.

Danni, you're an adult. Who cares what your mom wants?

Danni, you're gonna have to talk to them eventually.

Danni, you're my...

Danni? Do you want to grab some dinner?

Danni.

Danni's more mature than you think.

Deal

Deal.

Dear, it's very early.

Definitely not.

Delightful? Why?

Detective? I need to talk to you.

Did he say where he was going?

Did he somehow figure out what we were up to?

Did I do something wrong?

Did Peri ever talk about The Circle?

Did they ever fight?

Did you ever see Shannon get violent?

Did you ever see Shannon get violent?

Did you give her money?

Did you give up?

Did you guys like the play?

Did you hear that? Peri was in The Circle.

Did you just throw in the towel?

Did you put all of this on my credit card?

Did you really think you could come here and socialize?

Did you say The Circle?

Did you wear earrings to bed?

Did... Cinnamon, please. Do... Do...

Didn't you call me that when we were first dating?