Devious Maids - Season 1 Edit

A barbecue.

A barbecue.

A boner.

A bruja, padre.

A bunch of us are going to see "White Heat" at the Music Hall.

A couple of times, but that's it.

A couple of weeks later, I saw them go out together.

A couple of weeks later, I saw them go out together.

A few weeks after the wedding, after we're legally joined,

A friend of mine will be 'at this party and 'a little' down 'lately.

A friend of mine will be 'at this party and 'a little' down 'lately.

A friend recommended it.

A friend who has gotten himself into some trouble.

A friend's having a party. I thought I'd stop by.

A girl was stabbed, and Eddie had the knife.

A guy who ****s is more likely to kill.

A later one. Those people are always arguing, right?

A little present from

A little.

A long time ago, before you were born,

A long time ago.

A lot of time together lately, and, uh,

A lot.

A minute ago, I knew that my son would never do a drug dealer,

A minute ago, I knew that my son would never do a drug dealer,

A party?

A party?

A quick and easy way to get that money?

A rat infested apartment.

A son. Just finished college.

A spokesman for the department

A surprise birthday party for her.

A talk?

A tape of what?

A terse note left on the kitchen counter

A toast is a blessing, and I will not bless that man.

A woman from... a similar background,

A woman shouldn't want to marry a man

A woman?

A Xanax.

A year from now she'll know the truth.

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! Thank you!

Aah! You're hurting me!

About all of it.

About Flora? No way.

About Phillipe.

About school or money... or relationships?

About the crazy lady that wants my kid?

About the crazy lady that wants my kid?

About what happened the other night.

About what happens to you.

About what she saw here.

About what?

About what?

About what?

About what?

About what?

About your dress? Of course!

About your trust fund...

About?

Absolutely not.

Absolutely not.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Absolutely. (Chuckles)

Abuela?

Abundio, por favor!

Abundio?

According to the article.

Across the street from Paramount.

Actually,

Actually, I'm a chef.

Actually, I'm a college professor.

Actually, I'm happy doing what I do.

Actually, it would.

Actually, Remi has several girlfriends.

Actually, uh...

Actually, what I have to offer comes in the form of advice.

Actually... I think they were trying to shoot me.

Admit it, Henri.

Adopt?

Adrian and I agreed a long time ago

Adrian has something that belongs to me,

Adrian hired Taylor?

Adrian kept it in his safe.

Adrian Powell and his prostitutes.

Adrian Powell uses prostitutes?

Adrian Powell you boarded?

Adrian Powell you boarded?

Adrian wouldn't do that.

Adrian, I told you we...

Adrian?

Adrian?

Adrian.

Adrian...

Adrian's introducing me to someone.

Africa of all places.

After a week, if you're not satisfied with my work,

After a while, I started to think,

After all I've said...

After all these years,

After all these years,

After all these years, I know exactly who I am.

After all these years?

After all, if I'm mixing my D.N.A. with hers...

After an hour or so, a signal is given.

After Ernesto died, I was so sad.

After I lost my leg, all I heard was,

After I spend 20 minutes in this pool...

After I'm finished,

After I've been on my own for a while...

After I've gotten up and purged the aspirin, we can chat.

After meeting you, I may have lost the other resumes.

After ruining someone's life.

After ruining someone's life.

After she was shot last night

After we made love, I seem to recall

After you chose Sheila.

Again, Adrian, I'm sorry for what I did.

Again, I am so sorry.

Again, I...

Again, I'm sorry so ' so, I did not mean ...

Again, I'm sorry so ' so, I did not mean ...

Again, just a dinner party.

Again, shouldn't be a problem.

Again?

Again?

Again.

Again.

Ah, ah. My turn

Ah, here we go. Come on, guys.

Ah, no. I'm sorry, hon. I haven't gotten around to it.

Ah, of course I did.

Ah, that lovely woman. I'm a little 'angry with her.

Ah, that lovely woman. I'm a little 'angry with her.

Ah, the cavalry has arrived.

Ah, yes, well...

Ah!

Ah!

Ah! (Laughing)

Ah! Here we go.

Ah! Thank you so much. You are so sweet.

Ah! Thank you! Thank you!

Ah! Yes. The word that best describes

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. After 6 miles?

Alejandro is having his maid break up with me?

Alejandro is not just a friend to me.

Alejandro Rubio is into guys?

Alejandro tell us you're a very talented singer.

Alejandro wanted to be here,

Alejandro, did you ever listen to my demo?

Alejandro, do you have a minute?

Alejandro, I had no idea.

Alejandro, I had no idea.

Alejandro!

Alejandro.

Alejandro...

Alejandro...

Alejandro's iPod.

Alejandro's never here.

Alfred doesn't want some anonymous donor.

Alfred gets a family. I get to stay rich.

Alfred has agreed to marry me.

Alfred is not stupid.

Alfred thinks Valentina is bright and lovely

Alfred will be a doting father. (Bowl thuds)

Alfred will be a wonderful father.

Alfred will leave me.

Alfred will leave me.

Alfred, please.

Alfred? We should start planning our wedding.

Alfred...

Alfred's lawyer knows

All by yourself. (Chuckles) You were so cute.

All for a couple of gold records?

All gone.

All his things are gone.

All I do is cook and clean

All I know is you don't have proof.

All I'm saying is, you don't walk out on your boss.

All I'm trying to do

All I've ever done is try to protect you.

All of it.

All right, people. Pack it up. Let's get going.

All right? Now come on.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. (Chuckles)

All right. Enough of that.

All right. Well, let me make it up to you.

All right. Well, you take care. Bye.

All right... What about the prostitution?

All that, and you still had time

All the people that never dance.

All the suits have listened to the new CD.

All this talk about money is giving me a migraine.

All we can be sure of is that Olivia is now aware

All you gotta do is grow up and be happy.

All you had to be is pretty.

All you had to do was ask.

All you have to do is ask.

All you talked about was being a famous singer.

All you've done all morning is wash my sheets

Allez venez...

Allison is not my girlfriend.

Allison says you tried to kill her.

Allow you in this house again.

Almost immediately.

Almost.

Almost.

Almost.

Along with crumbs from a dog biscuit.

Always includes a beautiful young woman.

Always insulting him, screaming at him

Am I buying a gift for my dead son?

Am I gonna find ecstasy in your bedroom?

Am I interrupting something?

Americans... they like Latinas

An affair with Spence Westmore

An apology?

An Armani tux.

An ex wife's throw pillows aren't much of a problem.

An extradition treaty with Brunei.

An Ivy League coed who might do it.

An obvious solution to this problem?

An obvious solution to this problem?

And 'beautiful as a movie star.

And 'beautiful as a movie star.

And 'cause I do that?

And 'cause I do that?

And 'cause I?

And 'cause I?

And 'damn gallant.

And 'damn gallant.

And 'Diaz.

And 'Diaz.

And 'Mexican food.

And 'Mexican food.

And 'right.

And 'right.

And 'shopping.

And 'shopping.

And 'small but we like it.

And 'small but we like it.

And 'so' nice to see you.

And 'so' nice to see you.

And 'so' vulgar.

And 'so' vulgar.

And 'the truth'.

And 'the truth'.

And "North by Northwest."

And "Strangers on a Train,"

And a better husband for you.

And a better husband for you.

And a billion dollars.

And a C.E.O. Phillipe knows is lending us his private jet.

And a hat.

And a lot of wine.

And a man shouldn't want to marry a woman

And a witness to the victim's last words.

And a world class Psycho.

And a world class psycho.

And after all I've done for you,

And all we've done for their lives?

And all you'd have to do is tell us the truth.

And apparently, she's never gotten over it.

And as far as I'm concerned,

And before you know it, you'll be the belle of the balls... ball.

And bring a ridiculously expensive gift.

And couldn't live with himself anymore.

And Courtney Love?

And cruel.

And do I smell asparagus?

And do not tell anyone yet to reasons that will soon be obvious.

And do not tell anyone yet to reasons that will soon be obvious.

And don't let her know that things have changed.

And don't worry about Remi.

And during one of those encounters,

And end up in the gutter?

And especially ... not with me.

And especially ... not with me.

And even his finger.

And even his finger.

And even his finger.

And even though you'll fall asleep exhausted every night,

And every sinner has a future."

And everything is going really good.

And floors to mop.

And Flora seemed to be having fun in all of them.

And for that...

And for what it's worth,

And for which I do not trust anyone else.

And for which I do not trust anyone else.

And for years, I was a rope in a very nasty game of tug of war.

And Gary is my... my lawyer.

And get my pill case. Forgot to take my meds today. (Chuckles)

And get to the part where I write you a check?

And get your stomach pumped, all right?

And go straight to the ulterior motive.

And good bye.

And good people do stuff like this.

And have a house full of babies.

And he barely reacted.

And he cried like a little girl.

And he did something

And he died.

And he does just what I tell him.

And he gave her his card

And he has lousy taste in music.

And he hated it, but he did it to support his family.

And he kept your secret.

And he left her.

And he means no disrespect.

And he performed the autopsy himself.

And he said, "You're my wife.

And he seemed so nice.

And he went away.

And he will use me to do it.

And he would assume the worst.

And he would never have done.

And he would never have done.

And he'd prefer you don't do that anymore

And he's all, "Wow. You've learned some stuff

And he's already dropping hints about moving in here.

And he's coming to your party.

And he's looking for a girl singer on weekends.

And he's off to a good start.

And hear him call me "mama."

And helping you.

And her eyes just light up.

And how are you doing that?

And how can I leave early if it's in my house?

And how do I do that?

And how is that going to work?

And I 'better for you to go. i>

And I 'better for you to go. i>

And I 'drunk. He does not know what he wants. I>

And I 'drunk. He does not know what he wants. I>

And I also know that he's going to be smart and talented and funny

And I also know that will be 'intelligent and with great talent, and fun,

And I also want to adopt Miguel.

And I am honored to to be here sir ...

And I am honored to to be here sir ...

And I am ready to give you and Phillipe my blessing.

And I am thrilled to be working with you.

And I blamed myself.

And I can't afford not to get paid.

And I can't argue with any part of it.

And I can't be late.

And I can't see a thing 'cause I forgot my contact solution.

And I can't wait to find out

And I can't wait to find out, what you're really doing here.

And I can't... miss this appointment,

And I could never make ends meet.

And i deserve to be happy.

And I don't feel comfortable bringing Tucker into that house.

And I don't feel comfortable bringing Tucker into that house.

And I don't have to feel guilty about loving you.

And I feel bad about that.

And I found a pregnancy test.

And I found this...

And I got calls to make in the morning.

And I got to hear the baby's heartbeat.

And I have defied.

And I have defied.

And I hear Taylor lost the baby.

And I hope with all my heart you will give it to me.

And I just got a call from our pool guy

And I just knew I was gonna be in the movies.

And I just know we can find someone wonderful.

And I know I'm laying a lot on ya,

And I know she likes to make her own clothes, so...

And I know that doesn't mean he's a bad person,

And I know what he was saying that finger!

And I know what he was saying that finger!

And I know what he was saying that finger!

And I like you a little too much.

And I like you...

And I need her to be on my side.

And I need the money.

And I need you so much,

And I need your help.

And I needed to know the truth about her

And I needed to know the truth about her.

And I only took this job to become friends with all of you.

And I ran into her.

And I ran into Remi.

And I realize I was completely in the wrong.

And I see your glass is half empty.

And I start shooting a movie in two weeks.

And I think I was pretty convincing.

And I think it's time for you to stop.

And I think it's time for you to stop.

And I think you're feeling it, too.

And I thought he might be thirsty

And I thought we might as well have it

And I told her she would have to choose.

And I tried to swerve, but he was right in front of me.

And I want him back.

And I want to do something nice for her.

And I want to do something nice for her.

And I want to help her, but I ...

And I want to help her, but I ...

And I want to help him.

And I want to make sure that she knows that I am not.

And I want to run this marriage.

And I want to run this marriage.

And I was teaching her to love me.

And I was thinking...

And I went to a club to blow off some steam

And I will die if I have to wait on him.

And I will forgive you

And I will miss you very much.

And I wish I could tell you about it. I really do. But...

And I won't allow that.

And I would do everything I could

And I'd be helping out your friend.

And I'd be thrilled to have my son be with you.

And I'll agree to anything. Right?

And I'll be the one she won't forgive.

And I'll give her the letter.

And I'll make sure 'that ... leftovers you something.

And I'll make sure 'that ... leftovers you something.

And I'm beyond grateful.

And I'm Cody.

And I'm doing this for both of us,

And I'm feeling... I don't know...

And I'm going to be somebody

And I'm going to find this wonderful stranger

And I'm going to fix it.

And I'm going to the D.A. tomorrow.

And I'm gonna be a part of his life whether you like it or not.

And I'm gonna be happy...

And I'm gonna be thinking about how happy I am

And I'm gonna do everything I can to...

And I'm gonna get you help.

And I'm like, pfft, "You don't know the half of it."

And I'm never gonna marry a butler.

And I'm not 22 anymore.

And I'm not a maid.

And I'm not leaving until I get it.

And I'm not speaking metaphorically

And I'm not that crazy about music. I mean...

And I'm not the only one who knows.

And I'm pretty sure I smell like bug spray.

And I'm sorry for lying.

And I'm sorry I told you.

And I'm sorry, but I need to be loved.

And I'm sorry, but...

And I'm sort of his butler.

And I'm starting to feel like I'm using them.

And I'm starting to realize how much I've missed him.

And I'm telling you that it's okay for you to fall

And I'm thinking, if he hurt her once...

And I'm thrilled he's finally found someone.

And I'm totally happy to let you visit him.

And I'm trying to create an image...

And I'm... I'm dying to know if this is a Chippendale.

And I've become very fond of her.

And I've been getting some interesting answers.

And I've got too much time to think about my life.

And I've gotta deliver it like a big girl.

And I've had some crazy stuff happen to me. (Chuckles)

And if Adrian hadn't made those videos...

And if I haven't said so yet,

And if I wanted her dead, she'd be dead! (Snaps fingers)

And if it keeps going this well, we'll definitely have a second.

And if memory serves me,

And if that means changing the rules of our relationship,

And if that means changing the rules of our relationship,

And if the first album sells over 100,000 copies,

And if us hanging out all the time

And if you and '...

And if you and '...

And if you back him into a corner,

And if you can't get this for me,

And if you could find it in your heart

And if you don't start making a choice soon, I will.

And if you don't tell Alejandro the truth,

And if you keep it up, I swear to God,

And if you say "no,"

And it 'been a while.

And it 'been a while.

And it cleans up all the pantry.

And it cleans up all the pantry.

And it doesn't,

And it is so amazing. You'll want to hug me.

And it is so on.

And it left this huge stain. Can you get that out?

And it makes me happy to know the two of you are a couple

And it occurs to me I know so little about you.

And it should, because it's brand new.

And it took Flora.

And it was really hot that day,

And it was spelled that way

And it was worth that much money for...

And it will not matter one iota

And it would be nice to have someone in life,

And it would be nice to have someone in life,

And it'll all be over.

And it's all over my sheets,

And it's been so long since Peri and I...

And it's in Burbank, which is 20 minutes away. So...

And it's not working.

And just 'cause I forgiven for the past ...

And just 'cause I forgiven for the past ...

And just tell me what it is?

And leave the photo.

And let the world know you're a happy gay boy.

And lying to us.

And make love to me with wild passionate abandon.

And make sure we have enough gift bags.

And make your life better.

And Mr. Spence doesn't wanna get a divorce.

And my choices were either vacuuming or Ambien.

And my client wasn't the father.

And my partner in crime.

And my son was blamed for the death of a girl he loved.

And never bring him back here.

And no one can touch him.

And no one could ever deport him.

And no one knew what he had planned.

And none of it is important.

And not what's comfortable for you.

And now a maid is going to take yours.

And now he's offering to pay my tuition if I help them.

And now I know what I dream of

And now I know what I dream of.

And now I'm gonna talk to you.

And now I've ruined the surprise.

And now she has.

And now that I met her, I think she is wonderful, and I really like.

And now that I met her, I think she is wonderful, and I really like.

And now you've ruined it with your melodramatic accusation.

And Odessa cut her hand helping me clean it up

And one stupid answer.

And our host begged off.

And patterns and fabric.

And Phillipe took her from you.

And Phillipe went white as a sheet.

And Phillipe will foot the bill.

And pick up Miguel.

And play him my music, but that's never gonna happen,

And pray to God he's not.

And put the knife in his hand.

And remember, Michael really loves you.

And Remi can invite as many friends as he wants

And Rosie was somewhat insulted.

And Saturday, I'm being interviewed by "Showbiz L.A."

And second of all, I love your father.

And second of all, no.

And set up clinics and hospitals.

And sewn buttons on your shirts.

And she freaked out.

And she had nothing good to say about them.

And she is scared to death.

And she still comes first.

And she straightened me out.

And she told Alejandro she was sick,

And she was demanding millions to keep it quiet.

And she was right outside your office door.

And she was using this DVD for blackmail?

And she's already been through so much.

And she's brought disinfectant

And she's not happy about it.

And since I'm not stupid,

And since there are no old people around,

And since you are incapable of doing that,

And so does Mr. Spence.

And so the games begin.

And some immigration specialists and...

And some spindly little orphan gets a fabulous life.

And someone may point a camera at you by accident.

And someone who adores you.

And Spence and I will be happy again.

And spend the next 20 years of my life

And still, you dare to dream of a better life.

And taken all of your money with him.

And taken all of your money with him.

And tell them what?

And tell you 'your small business unless you have some answers.

And tell you 'your small business unless you have some answers.

And thanks for not judging me.

And that '?

And that '?

And that 's just my opinion ...

And that 's just my opinion ...

And that cute black guy said I could borrow some eggs.

And that gets me a hell of a lot more

And that girl who got murdered.

And that is a picture of us at his place in the mountains.

And that is me waiting for him. (Chuckles)

And that is unacceptable

And that means we've got your back.

And that personal shopper we both despise.

And that your client was arrested,

And that's the tricky part.

And that's what I'm gonna do.

And the baby will be left with you.

And the baby?

And the bitch parrot bit my hand.

And the boy who was arrested.

And the carpeting...

And the day I'll hold him again

And the final score

And the guest list

And the last thing I wanna do is give that bitch ammo.

And the people at this party,

And the people we work for deserve our discretion.

And the sad truth is,

And the sandwiches!

And the stocks and the art and the summer home,

And the stocks and the art and the summer home,

And the temperatures are gonna warm up again.

And the temperatures are gonna warm up again.

And the temperatures are gonna warm up again.

And then 'offered to buy me a dress.

And then 'offered to buy me a dress.

And then a lot of clouds start coming in

And then a lot of clouds start coming in on Wednesday

And then he asked me if I'd like to make some easy money.

And then he had a heart attack

And then he jumped out the window.

And then he shouted something to the effect

And then Henri got married and moved away.

And then I ask for a rise so 'great ...

And then I ask for a rise so 'great ...

And then I found out she was dead

And then I realized vacuuming is nature's Ambien.

And then I slept with your sister.

And then I'm going to bring him back here to America.

And then milk him for everything he was worth.

And then once we were parked

And then one day this man walks in,

And then she asked me if I'd like to move back in here again.

And then she would blackmail him

And then the salesgirl called me fat.

And then there was a splash.

And then this weird thing happened.

And then to have your maid murdered in this very room...

And then we blow out his candles,

And then we went to the hospital.

And then we're gonna put this nasty little mess behind us.

And then we're gonna put this nasty little mess behind us.

And then you get all the glory?

And then you'll go on tour, appear on talk shows...

And then you'll have irreconcilable differences,

And then, will you?

And then, will you?

And then... I will beg for your forgiveness.

And there is some kind of connection between them.

And there was a kind of bond between the two.

And there was a kind of bond between the two.

And there's a button in the niche.

And there's something I need to ask you.

And these are his words...

And these are people you work with?

And they are considered the best in the state.

And they are very close.

And they are very close.

And they can't hear it...

And they like me, too.

And they see those films while dating other young men.

And they start kissing it...

And they still come home to each other.

And think of what you're getting in return.

And this darling woman... Girl.

And this is a good thing.

And this is all guaranteed.

And this man just came out of nowhere.

And this money would change our lives.

And this whole thing to ask permission or 'very ...

And this whole thing to ask permission or 'very ...

And throw it at you.

And Thursday. (Click)

And to think you wanted me to wait.

And to think you wanted me to wait.

And Usher?!

And usually, it's a bargain.

And waded through a bunch of red tape.

And wait for my son to come to the States.

And wash your own clothes.

And we all heard a man yell,

And we are not friends.

And we are not poor enough for financial aid.

And we can't have that, now, can we?

And we don't speak of him again until his next birthday.

And we have a suspect in custody.

And we have to dance while we can.

And we have to protect her.

And we haven't seen them

And we looked like bad people.

And we looked like bad people.

And we should be out of your way in a few minutes.

And we talk about what he would have been like,

And we would be a family.

And we would be fools not to accept it.

And we'll need someone to give us an egg.

And we've become close.

And what about the important things

And what are you doing?

And what do you do in those situations?

And what happened the other night was wrong.

And what if he doesn't love you back?

And what if I can't give that to him?

And when he left, he must have asked a million times,

And when I deposit this thing,

And when I introduced myself, she realized I was your father.

And when I'm with him,

And when the D.A. asks why?

And when would he leave?

And while he's away, Phil's allowed to do the same thing.

And who do I see?

And why are we talking about my love life?

And why is that?

And why would he wanna be friends with the maid?

And why would Olivia talk to you?

And why you needed to leave without saying good bye.

And why you needed to leave without saying good bye.

And with his friend?

And without a motive,

And wouldn't that make for a pleasant afternoon?"

And yet... he did.

And you all knew this?

And you are an amazing woman.

And you are an amazing woman.

And you are beautiful.

And you are forbidden from saying a word of this

And you battled aliens in two of them.

And you broke it.

And you broke the rules when you crossed the line

And you brought them into my home.

And you came so close.

And you can go to bars and clubs.