Star Trek (2009) Soundboard Edit

A solar flare might crop up, cook us in our seats.

All rise!

An ellipse.

And Captain Pike.

And if all else fails, fall back

And rendezvous with the fleet in the Laurentian system.

And, if possible, bring back Captain Pike.

Approaching the platform at 5,800 meters.

Arm photons. Prepare to fire on the Klingon warbirds.

As acting captain of this vessel, l order you to answer the question.

As always, whatever you choose to be,

As he was helpless to save his planet,

As you can see by the rest of your armada, you have no choice.

Away team is entering the atmosphere, sir.

Aye, Commander. Captain. Sorry. Captain.

Bones! Buckle up.

But what was years for Nero

By Nero.

By Starfleet Order 28455,

CADET 2 : Can you believe this? CADET 3 : lt's not really fair.

Captain, the Romulan ship has lowered some kind of high energy pulse device

Captain, they're locking torpedoes.

Careful with the ship, Spock, she's brand new.

Chanko? Cherpov?

CHIEF ENGINEER ON COMLINK : Warp drive's been knocked out!

Christopher, answer my question.

COMMUNICATIONS OFFICER : Our gravitational sensors

COMMUNICATIONS OFFICER ON RADIO : Starfleet Base,

COMPUTER : AutopiIot function has been destroyed.

COMPUTER : What is the formuIa for the volume of a sphere?

CREWWOMAN 2 : The black hole's expanding.

Dimensionality equals the logarithm and divided by..

Do it, do it, do it!

Do you know the location ofAmbassador Spock?

Doctor, l am no longer fit for duty

Don't pander to me, kid. One tiny crack in the hull

Excuse me, buddy.

Fear in the face of certain death

Fire back?

For duty as his relief.

Forty six hundred meters from the platform.

GAILA : Yeah, l thought all night.

George, l can't do this without you.

Go after him!

Going back in time, you changed all our lives

He said he wanted me to see something,

He's a traitor, you know. Your father. For marrying her. That human whore.

He's completely delusional, and l take full responsibility.

Hell, it's that pointy eared bastard.

Hello!

Hey, Johnny!

Hi, Christopher. I'm Nero.

Hi, l'd like a Klabnian Fire Tea, three Budweiser Classics,

How the hell did that kid beat your test?

How you were able to beam aboard this ship while moving at warp.

I married her because l loved her

I want all departments at battle stations and ready in 10 minutes.

Into the Vulcan atmosphere.

Jim. Okay. Jim it is.

KIRK : Beam us up!

Kirk to Enterprise! We're falling without a chute! Beam us up!

Kirk, l'm promoting you to first officer.

Kirk, you're on academic suspension.

L am hardly anxious, Mother

L can do that. l can do that!

L cannae promise anything, though!

L could do it with a life form.

L got you! Now pull my chute!

L have a reading

L presume you've prepared new insults for today

L see that you have applied to Starfleet as well.

L should be putting you somewhere in the Cargo Bay.

L'm on my way!

L'm sorry.

Launch the red matter.

Lf l don't report in 1 5 minutes, evacuate the crew.

Lieutenant, where is Helmsman McKenna?

Logic offers a serenity humans seldom experience

Lt was logical to cultivate multiple options.

Lt's yours.

MALE NURSE : Right here. Go ahead and sit back.

Manual operation only.

May be the only way to earn peace with Romulus.

McCOY : Jim! UHURA : What's going on?

McCOY : Three more Klingon warbirds decloaking and targeting our ship.

McCOY : We can't just go in there guns blazing, Jim, not with their technology.

MESSENGER : Excuse me, sir.

Move, move, move, move, move!

Move!

No, wait! We can't go yet!

No, we're not. Not yet

No, you answer for the genocide you just committed

No!

No!

No. No!

Now we've got no captain, and no goddamn first officer to replace him.

Now, now, now! Do it now! Now, now, now, now!

Of a friendship that will define you both in ways you cannot yet realize.

OFFICER PITTS : lt's still out of visual range.

Oh, my God, my roommate!

Olson had the charges.

Olson!

On the issue of relativistic physics and how it pertains to subspace travel.

Once we have transport capability and communications back up,

Our minds, one and together.

Our mission is to assess the condition of VuIcan

Out of the chair.

Pardon me, l do not believe that you and l are acquainted.

Permission to speak freely, sir.

Petrovsky, U.S.S. Antares! Go to your stations and good luck.

PIKE : All stations! Engineer Olson, report!

PIKE : Russian whiz kid, what's your name?

Please stop! Stop!

Please, l apologize, the complexities of human pranks escape me.

Quick, give me manual control! l can lock on!

ROMULAN OFFICER : He went to warp, sir.

Romulans and Vulcans share a common ancestry

She is one well endowed lady.

ShuttIe commander, you are cIear from U.S.S. Enterprise airspace.

Sir, if you ignite the red matter,

Sir, we've arrived at the coordinates you calculated. There's nothing here.

So do l.

So, l tested it on Admiral Archer's prize beagle.

Something special?

Speak your mind, Spock.

Specifically those surrounding Earth.

SPOCK : Acting Captain's Log, Stardate 2258.42.

SPOCK : Maintain standard orbit. CREWWOMAN : Yes, sir.

SPOCK PRIME : What if l told you that your transwarp theory was correct,

Spock, come here, let me see you.

Spock!

Study, my ass.

Suggesting that you violated the ethical code of conduct

SULU : Arrival at Vulcan in five seconds.

That doesn't frustrate you, does it? My lack of cooperation?

That is correct, and why l'm instructing you to accept the fact

That means you're grounded until the Academy Board rules.

That's the name l was gonna make up for you

That's why we sent it.

The contrary, Nero's very presence has altered the flow of history,

The Slusho mix. Thank you.

The transmission from the Klingon prison planet. What exactly...

There are so few Vulcans left. We cannot afford to ignore each other.

Thereby creating an entire new chain of incidents

These are the orders issued by Captain Pike when he left the ship.

They called you a traitor.

They have activated the drill.

This is Captain James T. Kirk of the U.S.S. Enterprise.

Through the hole they just drilled.

To avenge the death of the woman who gave birth to you?

To observe and understand human behavior

To re establish communication with Starfleet.

TRAFFIC CONTROLLER ON COMLINK : Shuttle command,

TRANSPORTER CHIEF ON COMLINK : I can't lock on to you.

Uh...

UHURA : Guys, stop it.

Under no circumstances can he be made aware of my existence

Use autopilot.

We won't reach minimum safe distance if we don't leave immediately.

We've received a distress call from Vulcan.

Weapons systems and shields on standby.

What about you? Do you speak Romulan, Cadet...

What is it like not to feel anger? Or heartbreak?

What is necessary is never unwise.

What is the electrical charge of an up type quark?

What you must do is get me to show it.

What?

What's he doing?

Which makes Earth the only home l have left.

WhiIe the essence of our cuIture has been saved

Whilst wearing a blindfold, riding a horse.

Who said fear was necessary for command.

WINONA : Yes. GEORGE : Everything's gonna be okay.

Yeah!

Yes, sir!

You fire on that ship, even if we're still onboard. That's an order.

You have surpassed the expectations of your instructors.

You know, l haven't seen a reaction this severe since med school.

You often spoke of him as being your inspiration forjoining Starfleet.

You understand what the Federation is, don't you? lt's important.

You will come aboard our ship via shuttIecraft.

You will land on that machine they've lowered into the atmosphere

You'll contact Starfleet and report what the hell's going on here

You're 75,000 kilometers from...

Your argument precludes the possibility of a no win scenario

Your planet was just destroyed, your mother murdered,

against a peaceful planet. No, l prevented genocide.

all channels, all frequencies. Spock, wait!

Chekov, you have the conn. CHEKOV : Aye.

Clear the area! Go! MAN : Yes, sir!

Commander? Cadet Kirk, you somehow managed

from Melvaran mud fleas

GAILA : How are you? Good.

I'm trying. I can't lock on to your signal. KIRK : Beam us up!

Jim, come back! Kirk!

Jim, look. What?

l don't believe in no win scenarios. Then not only did you violate the rules,

l get it. You're a great arguer. By Regulations...

l'd love to do it again. ...that makes him a stowaway.

Lights. COMPUTER : Lights on.

Look, l don't know you. l am Spock

MAN : Seventeen more out! l'm initiating General Order 13!

No! Good night. l think the fact

Olson, open your chute! KIRK : Olson, pull your chute!

Our baby, it's coming now. I'm on my way

Retract the drill. Let's move out. Yes, sir. Pull it up!

Romulan? Yeah!

Spock to Enterprise. Get us out now. Locking volume.

Sulu, let's go home

Take us out. Aye aye, Captain

The hull. Magnify. Yes, sir.

They've locked weapons on us! Red alert!

Warp 3, sir. CHEKOV : Course 1 1 , mark 3.

we cannot contact Starfleet. There's got to be some way...

We're evacuating! Yes, sir!

Were our shields even up? Oxygen failing, Decks 7 to 1 3.

What are your orders? We wait.

What else you got? Okay, if we eject the core and detonate,

What the hell's this? A reaction to the vaccine, damn it!

who only has sex with farm animals. Well, not only.

Why aren't we at warp? We are, sir.

Yes, of course l did

You're moving too fast. Beam us up!

...and damage to subspace communications, without which

(ALARM BLARING)

(CELL PHONE RINGING)

(CHARGING)

(CHOKING)

(CHUCKLES SOFTLY)

(CLUB MUSIC PLAYING)

(COMLINK BEEPS)

(COMPUTER QUESTIONING)

(COUGHING)

(CRASHING)

(CREW CHATTERING)

(CREW CLAMORING)

(CREW CLAMORING)

(CREW SCREAMING)

(CREW SHOUTING)

(CRYING)

(DISMAYED GURGLE)

(DISTORTED) last of the Romulan Empire.

(DOOR CLOSING)

(DOOR CLOSING)

(DOOR OPENING)

(DOOR OPENING)

(DOOR OPENING)

(DOOR OPENING)

(GASPING)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(GROANS)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTING)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(GRUNTS)

(HUFFING)

(INAUDIBLE)

(KIRK AND SCOTTY PANTING)

(LASER WHIZZING)

(LOUD RUMBLING)

(MUFFLED GRUNTING)

(OLSON, KIRK AND SULU BREATHING HEAVILY)

(PANEL BEEPING)

(PANTING)

(PANTING)

(PANTING)

(PANTING) That's George's voice. What's happening?

(PEOPLE EXCLAIMING)

(ROARING)

(ROMULAN GUARDS SHOUTING IN ROMULAN)

(RUMBLING)

(RUMBLING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMING)

(SCREAMS)

(SCREAMS)

(SCREECHING)

(SHRIEKING)

(SIGHS)

(SIGHS) Yeah, well, l got nowhere else to go.

(STOPS CRYING)

(THUDDING)

(TIRES SCREECHING)

(TIRES SQUEALING)

(TIRES SQUEALING)

(VULCAN WOMAN SCREAMS)

(WHOOSHING)

(WOMAN ANNOUNCING ON PA)