Mary Tyler Moore - Season 1 Edit

A bunch of us are going on a camping trip this weekend.

A camper. You told me.

A car? He gave you a car?

A farewell party with punch and cupcakes.

A forest ranger? Uh, why?

A great distillery.

A guy like that walks in here and admires the place, you want me to tell him it's not mine?

A hotel.

A little something to help you rebuild, Mar.

A little?

A major clue. To have a license plate and the color...

A mimeographed wedding invitation.

A more miserable lot I've never seen.

A pattern's beginning to emerge.

A person in this room.

A sincere looking chimp could take over his job.

A vice president of the Hercules Lawn Mower and Snow Blower Company.

A wonderful weekend, and to all my German friends, auf Wiedersehen.

About a week ago, I asked if you and Mrs. Grant...

About bad things coming in threes.

About Lou and his wife breaking up?

About what?

About whether or not you should go out with Chuck,

Acting like I agree with everything you've said.

Actually, I didn't say that I was definitely not gonna call Howard.

Actually, I think I'll like it worse.

Actually, Phyl, uh, the four of us are, uh, going to a large dinner party, so...

Actually, she didn't, you know, look that bad.

Actually, that's why I'm calling.

Actually, we were just, uh, kidding about the gunman part.

Add to that the fact that when some of us thought our jobs were in jeopardy,

After 18 years, uh, what do you say?

After all, it's just a lunch. Come on, John. Come on.

Ah hoo! Wahoo!

Ah, don't answer me. I promised myself...

Ah, Mary.

Ah, yes, you will. You always do.

Ah. Now, that... that's beautiful.

Albania? That's the capital of New York, isn't it?

All I have to do is go upstairs to my apartment.

All I have to do is just pick up the phone.

All last year I had the feeling I was in the wrong place. Not now though.

All of'em.

All right, all right!

All right, all right. What's the number?

All right, bye bye.

All right, extension 1636.

All right, let's see here. Uh, Richards, Richards...

All right, look. Mr. Phelps isn't the last word around here.

All right.

All right. I did blame Lou for our low ratings.

All right. Let's try to figure it out

All right. Okay. I will go see Wild Jack Monroe.

All right. So it isn't one of those big, electric fancy ones.

All right. What's yours?

All that love just rushing at you.

All those tall, Nordic, Amazon girls...

Allow me to introduce myself. I'm another person in the room.

Also, I had a very big breakfast

Although his briefcase was totaled.

Am I smiling, Mary?

Amazing. Forty five.

America, by someone who hasn't seen it for three years.

American cheese.

American society..

An autographed copy of Winston Churchill's memoirs.

And am already dialing Armond's number, I'd say, of course, sure

And an artificial log.

And at her age.

And everybody will chip in and buy me a shaving kit for a going away present.

And exchanged phone numbers... ah, here it is.

And find a 43 year old woman doing homework?

And for a cute touch, we could get sticks and roll them alongside of us.

And for those two weeks he was separated.

And get fresh maple syrup for our pancakes.

And he chose me. That doesn't happen too often.

And he doesn't seem to do anything for a living.

And he is about to be fired by a man who knows absolutely nothing about news.

And he never seems to work.

And he says, "Hey, old fisherman!"

And I can only come up with two occupations:

And I can only say that my fan mail is up 28 percent.

And I don't need any favors from you. I don't want this job.

And I don't...

And I feel great just seeing you feel great. What's so great?

And I know what you mean. Why?

And I made a decision to come here and listen to your arguments.

And I really put out a great gourmet spread.

And I was upset. I mean, I was really upset.

And I won't be able to watch it. They stole my TV.

And I won't be there. My mother's going to take care of the kids.

And I would be delighted for her, except that one thing bothers me.

And I'd say, " No, Rhoda! Put it out of your mind! It can't be! Not that!"

And I'm aware that all over the country...

And I'm supposed to call up someone I hardly remember?

And I've appreciated it.

And if they're strong enough, I'll stand with you a hundred percent.

And if you need any help, just call and ask for 1636.

And is going back to college to become a forest ranger.

And it was a great wedding.

And it's not really terribly appealing to a girl like you...

And John managed it! That's what I call a newsman.

And lives on a ranch right outside Minneapolis.

And look through, uh, you know, for forest... fires.

And looked in my closet and noticed that there was nothing in it.

And Mr. Phelps fired him.

And my alleged clothes! Oh, great!

And my TV!

And my whole thing is crazy.

And Nancy. Oh, and Howard.

And now you come in here and tell me some other girl...

And once in a while, one of'em would bring home a boy...

And plenty of free time and can't even mention what his work is?

And Rhoda's nice looking too.

And see what happens.

And shows cartoons to three year olds.

And slower.

And sopped up his stories.

And suddenly I didn't have rank on them anymore.

And suppose now he's happily married?

And that was an unfortunate choice of words.

And the bartender got him the sake.

And the situation is that...

And then my aunt found out, and they were separated.

And then the person next to them has to use a word...

And then you strike it like this and voila.

And there are so many things to talk about.

And this apartment... Why did you tell him it was ours?

And this car goes by, and this little boy sticks his head out the window...

And this is it. I haven't got a thing to wear.

And this is my date, Mr. and Mrs. Armond Lynton.

And this is the family room. The tour is over.

And unbeknownst to me, he'd been investing my money for me.

And we had nothing left to say to each other.

And we haven't seen each other in, what... 18 years.

And we were cruising when we spotted the truck.

And won a lot of awards, don't make a big deal over him, okay?

And you recognized it from Phyllis's description?

And you weren't, and neither is Lou Grant. That's why I came to see you.

And you're both miserable.

And your personality is definitely blond.

And yours truly, Ted Baxter. See you then.

And, of all things, it's not.

And, uh, I don't know where she keeps her key.

And, um, I got a new car, and I'm getting married.

Anybody else want to take the tour?

Anything as recent as high school, even.

Anything at all, what would you do?

Anyway, her best friend from California...

Are they still going to those expensive places for lunch and dinner?

Are you all right?

Are you busy Thursday night?

Are you kidding? With a name like that, he must really be a weirdo.

Are you sure you know what you want, Mr. Grant?

Aren't they usually engraved?

Armond and I think it's just wonderful of you to have us over.

Armond is bringing his wife.

Armond, this is Rhoda Morgenstern.

As maid of honor, I get the special added attraction...

As maid of honor, you have to go running here and there,

As though she couldn't believe I was real.

Associate producer. What do you think you're doing?

At least they didn't take your records.

At the reception area, if you know what I mean.

Aw, gee, that's too bad.

Aw, Mary, let's face it. I just didn't fit in with that group of Chuck's friends.

Awfully sorry that I... bothered you.

B B 7...

Back home in New York, anybody out on bail was considered to be a professional man.

Bacon.

Barry, I've been giving the problem serious thought,

Barry... Mr. Phelps... wants to see us all immediately.

Because he and I spent a few hours before the wedding working on that glow.

Because he just gave up a vice presidency of a big company...

Because I am the father of three daughters.

Because I know you won't do anything stupid like try to give me advice...

Because I thought you were my friend,

Because I want to have you and Mrs. Grant to my house for dinner.

Because I was trying to console Big Chicken.

Because I'm genuinely concerned or, you know, a little jealous.

Because I've got just enough money left to do...

Because the only hope of getting my things back is if you can remember.

Because we've eaten. We had a late lunch before we came here. Seriously.

Because yellow begins with "Y."

Before you say another word,

Beginning with the last letter of your word.

Being hysterical will not do you any good.

Being our place?

Believe me. Okay. I won't interrupt you again, Chuck. I promise.

Besides that, he's always going off to meetings somewhere.

Besides, I don't think Barry likes me.

Bess came home from school the other day and she said,

Better. Much better.

Big Chicken had a higher rating than I do.

Bourbon and Seven.

Box.

Boy, did she wipe you out pretty good!

Boy, did they eat it up.

Boy, I wish they'd get here.

Boy, oh, boy, is she wonderful? Ahh.

Boy, you had to be a real fighter to get that one

Break my diet the day I see Armond?

Breathing heavily and pawing at my things with his hairy arms.

But don't feel bad, Mary. It's something guys tell guys.

But everybody is so happy and filled with love.

But for those of us who have taken the exam to be a detective, as we know,

But he hasn't thanked me for my gift yet.

But he wasn't hurt. His arm was just a little grazed.

But he's an old friend of the family... my godfather.

But he's good looking in that...

But I didn't hear my name.

But I do! I'm still a bridesmaid!

But I don't agree with everything you've said.

But I guess nobody's really interested in simple, old fashioned girls anymore.

But I haven't said anything.

But I never thought it would be mine

But I think that offering you a car is not normal.

But I would like to get a little constructive hysteria going.

But I'm not. I just honestly don't want to see her get hurt.

But I've got an aunt from my hometown coming in. I'm gonna take her to dinner and a movie.

But if it continues this way, I could lose my job.

But if you were, what would you do?

But it is fun catching up with old friends.

But it was those mergers that was driving me nuts.

But it's kind of a personal matter and I can't tell you.

But it's only a wedding. That's not such a big deal.

But let me just kind of twist it around in my mind a while.

But Mary and I have the same taste... good.

But mind you, I likeJohn.

But my cheeks do get a little rosy, don't they?

But not as tricky.

But now it's different. I just don't want to do it.

But now that you and Mrs. Grant are back together again,

But she would like you to come to our place for dinner tonight.

But the important thing is, I'm just not interested in him.

But the inside stuff... wardrobe, makeup,

But they took my stereo. Oh!

But this little gal here, I'm telling you.

But under the circumstances, call it off?

But wait, it gets better.

But was it really that bad?

But what I really would like is to be alone.

But what I was talking about was the Grants...

But when I first hit him, I thought he was boring.

But you can really get close to someone fast when you hit him with a car.

But you need all the practice you can get.

But you'd rather have me be honest, wouldn't you?

But you're right, Mary. They didn't enjoy it.

But, Mr. Grant, don't do it again, okay?

But, you know, if I don't,

ButJohn just stands there, looking him straight in the eye.

Buy out a candy store. Don't do it.

By going back to school.

By now I could have had him so far in debt...

By the way, I can't strike.

Bye bye.

Bye, Twinks.

Bye.

Call off a cleft chin?

Camp Adelman.

Camp Owmwuk. Didn't you go to Camp Owmwuk in 1950?

Camp Owmwuk. It's me... Twinks.

Camp.

Can I get somebody for you then?

Can you describe this, uh, big truck?

Can you imagine me living up in a tree house with a guy in a Boy Scout hat?

Can you make that last word out?

Can't come out to be in the wedding, so what could I say?

Can't face her, huh, Mar?

Can't it wait?

Chances are if we do it again, you won't like it any better.

Charming, good looking, really polite.

Choosing things, arranging this... well, you know.

Chuck, I would love to have dinner with you.

Chuck? Isn't that the same guy you were so suspicious about?

Chuck. It would have to be pretty bad.

Chuckles gets laughs no matter what joke he tells.

Come and go.

Come in.

Come in.

Come on in. I was, uh, just leaving.

Come on out to the ranch house sometime;

Come on, tell me. I insist. Ten, twenty. Twenty eight.

Come on. We both said we have nothing to do tomorrow night.

Come on. What's happening on the 12th?

Come on. Who's more gorgeous than you?

Come on. You must have been alone together when you were first married.

Could be his wife, Mar. Maybe she can't stand you.

Course, hanging around the park doesn't help.

Crème de menthe frappé for the lady.

Criminals are misunderstood enough to begin with.

Did Officer Tully tell you you'll have to leave one of your dresses for evidence?

Did you hear me say that? I don't think a person in this room heard me say that.

Did you notice any strange people around here today?

Did you write up that story, the South American revolution?

Didn't you and me have a hoop de do one time or other?

Didn't you go to camp when you were a little kid?

Do me a favor. Don't tell Mary that.

Do we just keep on doing this, or does the game have an end?

Do you always have to put me down in front of people?

Do you ever take gifts from the guys you're dating?

Do you have any turpentine at your apartment?

Do you know how much money there is in lumber?

Do you know that she still hasn't told him that we're not roommates?

Do you know what it's like to come home...

Do you know where Florence keeps her key?

Does anyone else have a key to your apartment?

Does he really believe that?

Does it make any difference what he does for a living.

Does this look like a celebration?

Don't bother, we have all the wine we need.

Don't get any ideas about taking over my job.

Don't miss the master bathroom. It's the highlight.

Don't worry about being preempted, Ted.

Don't worry about me. I'm not even listening.

Don't worry. We'll get a hundred Indians and come back.

Don't you guys have some work to do?

Don't you just love Minneapolis?

Don't you know enough not to affiliate with charmers likeJohn Corcoran?

Don't you know me?

Don't you know me?

Don't you know what standing up for a wedding means?

Don't you remember, Lou? Last night, sitting on the curb in front of the Lucky 7?

Don't you think this is a nice apartment, Nancy?

Earlier back at the office.

Edie?

Eh, that's bad. A lot of that going around.

Either chicken in pineapple shell or duckling with wine sauce.

Enrolling at the University of Minnesota.

Especially if he wears it.

Especially in my apartment. Huh! Happened to me twice

Especially when that student's determined to become a forest ranger.

Ev is one of the top men in his field.

Even my brand new cape that I haven't finished paying for yet.

Even the sound of your voice makes me crazy.

Even though he hasn't told us whether or not he is.

Ever since I was a little kid, I've seen old men sittin' on park benches.

Every time I mentioned we were planning a strike, he hung up.

Everything'll be all right, Mar... l...

Excuse me, please.

Excuse me.

Excuse me. I strained my arm.

Excuse me. Rhoda.

Extra.

Fan mail. Only in America

Fell down and met Wild Jack Monroe under a table.

Finally it got so bad, I had to lay down the law.

First impressions can really be so wrong.

Five mornings in a row.

Follow me.

For a bus company?

For about 20% of what my clothes were worth.

For dinner one night this week.

For eight and a half months is it, now?

For my butter! Oh, you think...

For one thing, I don't want us to be introduced as Mr. and Dr. Grant.

For some new features for this show...

For the first time in our lives, we can be alone together.

For the next few weeks,

For years, when people saw my messy desk, they knew I was working.

Forty five years old.

Frankly, that's just not my idea of friendship.

Fun? They booked this big room in a hotel.

Game's over.

Gee, he got such a big laugh this morning when he told it on his show.

Gee, I'm sorry to hear that. He's really a nice guy.

Gee, Murr, Friday's the night I tape Sunday's News In Review.

Gee, Twinks, all we've talked about all night long is camp.

Geronimo.

Get me Sid Winnick.

Get that stuff away from me. I'm fainting from hunger.

Get this... a forest ranger.

Get up and go over the park and sit on a bench.

Gives you an idea of the fantastic conversations they have at her house.

Giving her a shower, buying gifts,

Giving showers and gifts and everything...

Go on

Going to their corners between rounds.

Gonna keep it to yourself or tell your fellow worker?

Good bye, Chuck. I should have known.

Good bye.

Good bye. Oh. Ohh!

Good evening. I'm Armond Lynton, and this is my wife, Mrs. Armond Lynton.

Good girl.

Good looking way.

Good luck.

Good morning, Mr. Grant.

Good night.

Good night. See you all Monday.

Good point. Okay, kid. I'm gonna try it... the hike.

Good try, Mar.

Good. I'll put in an alert for this big truck.

Gordy Howard with the latest in spor... weather.

Gordy, I didn't know you had twins!

Gordy, we haven't heard from you yet. Oh, by the way,

Great day, isn't it?

Guess how long it's been since Mar and I saw each other.

Guess what this is.

Had his choice of asking two women out... you and me.

Happy hour is over in four minutes.

Has declared me officially over the hill.

Hawaii! Oh, how fun.

He always looks to me like he's posing for a postage stamp.

He asked if I could spare you to help him on some research. I said okay.

He can't stand it when I'm away from him for one second.

He comes over to me and he calls me "ma'am." Ma'am!

He couldn't even think about being a forest ranger.

He don't go, they go.

He drives a foreign car... black.

He got the "wild" just for being himself.

He had a cleft chin. Oh, he was adorable

He likes me!

He must have been 21 or 22 years old.

He offered me a car. A used car.

He says since I've been here, I've spent so much time with all my new friends...

He took it black at lunch.

He was positively glowing.

He was probably busy for the night you asked him for.

He, um... He just bought one of those, um, eh...

He... He wants me to forget him.

He'd enjoy it too much.

He's 45.

He's a forest freak, that's what.

He's a friend of mine, and he needs some help.

He's never been able to figure out why we always have our parties on Friday nights.

He's only been here a couple weeks. It takes three weeks not to like you.

He's probably afraid he's being followed.

He's spending a lot of money. A lot.

He's talking about the Minnesota Twins.

He's what you call a man's man.

Heigh ho, everyone.

Hello, Armond?

Hello, I'm Mary Richards.

Hello, Mr. Phelps, sir.

Hello, Mrs. Grant. Good morning. Hi. Mr. Grant's calling.

Hello, police. There's a man with a gun trying to get into my apartment.

Hello, uh, Mrs. Grant. [Clears Throat]

Hello, uh, Twinks?

Help!

Help!

Her schoolwork, uh, takes up most of her time.

Here is a waffle iron, in case you have any waffles you want to iron.

Here it is. It has 10,000 miles on it, but it's just back from the cleaners.

Here, I got it.

Here, Mar, I'll show you how it works. You put an ice cube in your hand,

Here.

Here...

Here's the last order I can give you, Mary... Lay off.

Here's the second round.

Hey, 'bout 20 years ago, you and I were both in camp.

Hey, Chuck?

Hey, everybody, come on. Let's all have a meeting.

Hey, fellas, let's look at the positive side.

Hey, Gordy. How are things in the world of sports?

Hey, hey, wait a minute, wait a minute... the game. It's my turn.

Hey, I do not need an interpreter.

Hey, I'm sorry about that, Ted.

Hey, if any of you other guys wanna join us for a few blasts tonight,

Hey, if they accept, tell them to bring their own pizza.

Hey, is he as great looking as he looks?

Hey, Johnny.

Hey, listen. I've got some ideas...

Hey, look what you wrote here.

Hey, look. It's not as wild as it sounds. He had a reason.

Hey, Lou, I got a great idea.

Hey, Mary, call her and tell her something came up.

Hey, not bad for making up a quick excuse.

Hey, Rhoda, this is really a guy you like, right?

Hey, Rhoda, you want to come in?

Hey, Rhoda. How much longer is this gonna go on...

Hey, say, Murray, is it all right if I ride with you to the wedding?

Hey, Ted? Have you got a dime?

Hey, that was a pep talk.

Hey, that's great. Now that you know the guy's been caught, maybe you won't be so nervous.

Hey, that's terrific! No kidding!

Hey, wait till you see what I got here.

Hey, what did he say?

Hey, what's taking you so long, kid?

Hey, you, Slim.

Hey. Hey, hey, hey, hey.

Hey. Hey, that sounds like fun.

Hey. The little lady tells me you're getting fired.

Hi, again.

Hi, again.

Hi, all. Mary, here are the dresses for you and Rhoda.

Hi, gang. I heard there was a big powwow going on here.

Hi, guys.

Hi, guys.

Hi, kid. I got the brochures from the travel agency.

Hi, Tommy.

Hi. Sorry I'm a little late.

His car... used.

His expensive car used...

His godfather.

Hittin' a home run with the bases loaded.

Hm! I've been mugged 13 times.

Hold it, hold it, hold it! I have a simple solution to the problem.

Hold it!

Home economics.

Honestly, how much do you know about him?

Hors d'oeuvres, babies... This isn't a protest meeting, it's a party.

Hot dang, I got one there. Hey, and another one bit the dust.

Hot dang! That was the best dang fight I ever had.

How 'bout lunch tomorrow?

How 'bout the viciousness when Twinks threw the bouquet?

How are you gonna do that?

How can you gorge yourself like that and stay so skinny?

How can you help a man who refuses to beg?

How could I possibly take that the wrong way?

How did you do it? That's terrific.

How do you do?

How do you go about giving back a shaving kit?

How great we are together.

How long have you lived here?

How old is this here, uh, Grant feller?

How would I know? I'm the weatherman.

How would you judge Lou Grant's work?

How you doin'?

How's Mrs. Grant doing?

How's the social event of the season coming along?

Howard Arnell!

Howard, it's sweet of you to offer, but no, I have enough chairs.

Howard, listen, I really... I must go.

Howard, listen, I've got to go. My bathwater is running over.

Howard, please, just take it.

Howard, that's sweet of you to offer. At your place?

Howard, they're not interested in guessing how long it's been.

Howard, you really wanna do that now?

However, it might have been more effective had she heard you!

I admit it occurred to me. Sometimes I'd wake up in the middle of the night.

I already got me a TV news director in Boise, Idaho.

I am on duty here.

I am walking."

I asked her if she'd still do them for me.

I better go.

I better tell him to wait while you take off the dress.

I came to see you about Lou Grant.

I can even smile tomorrow night when you and I have our little fivesome.

I can just tell by the way you talk.

I can whip up a baked potato. Nothing! Nothing!

I can't believe it!

I can't get over...

I can't hear you, Rhoda.

I can't. I gotta lose ten pounds by 8:30.

I did it last week. It's not all it's cracked up to be.

I did! I went to Camp Owmwuk one year. That's where I know you...

I did. They were all from Sid.

I didn't affiliate with him!

I didn't know how late you'd be. Lars and I are going to the SCARD convention.

I didn't know you had company.

I didn't need them after all.

I didn't think anything about it at the time.

I didn't think so. Jackson!

I didn't, but those guys really know how to throw a bash.

I do not remember asking you for any help.

I do the vacuuming and laundry; she turns on the record player.

I don't agree with anything you've said.

I don't blame you.

I don't eat all week. And I fast on weekends.

I don't feel strange in the least about going out with a divorced person.

I don't know how the subject got around to your house for dinner,

I don't know how to apologize.

I don't know how we ever had the third kid.

I don't know what anyone sees in anybody.

I don't know what I'm being so picky about.

I don't know what I'm gonna do about that car, Mar. Three new batteries in two weeks.

I don't know what she'll be cooking.

I don't know. I didn't see it.

I don't know. I haven't given it much thought.

I don't know. I've never had one as a gift.

I don't know. It must've been while I was at work.

I don't know. Maybe a little kissin', foolin' around. I don't know.

I don't like it straightened up. I like it unstraightened up.

I don't like the coffee it makes.

I don't love him.

I don't see what your big gripe is about Howard. I mean, so he likes you.

I don't think I've ever been in a group of eight...

I don't think that's it. When Marie and I had the Grants for dinner...

I don't think there are a lot of famous TV shows done here in Minneapolis.

I don't think we'll be back too late, Mary. Bye, kid.

I don't trust warm and friendly people.

I don't understand. What's wrong?

I don't want to spoil my dinner.

I don't want you to bow out. Is that clear? I want you to bow with...

I feel likeJ. Edgar Hoover watching presidents of the United States...

I felt sure was up to no good.

I figured she'd call my name, and that would be it.

I found one great moment of satisfaction during that ceremony.

I get furious thinking about you.

I get the desire to jet up to Duluth,

I get the urge maybe to spend a weekend in St. Paul,

I give you job security, and right away you start taking advantage of me.

I got tired of telling people I worked for the Times Globe Herald . Journal Chronicle.

I gotta have my freedom. I gotta!

I guess I'd be a king.

I guess I'd be a king.

I guess I'll just ask Chuckles the Clown

I guess it was blue green...

I guess it's the way I put things.

I guess not.

I guess to get it off, I'll have to cut it off.

I guess we all have to go. We see her every day. She does lots of favors.

I guess we talked about camp enough for one night.

I had an uncle who used to go to a convention for two weeks every year,

I happen to have a duplicate.

I hate to tell you this, but when the Teamsters have a strike meeting,

I have an idea for someone, but, nah, it's too crazy.

I have been sitting here like some kind of idiot,

I have something in the stove, so, uh...

I have to get up early in the morning anyway. I'm playing golf.

I have to say a word that begins with the last letter of your word.

I haven't been thrown out of a saloon in years.

I haven't gone camping in years.

I haven't slept more than a couple of hours the last few days.

I heard!

I hope your aunt doesn't think that's a maternity dress.

I imagine you all know why we're here.

I just assumed that when you called Mrs. Grant...

I just came up to bring back the ice cubes I borrowed.

I just came up to get my dress. I need it for tonight.

I just can't seem to get it off.

I just don't feel close enough to Twinks to be her maid of honor.

I just don't like this strike business.

I just figured out what Twinks must be short for..."Tiddledywinks."

I just fill in the name of the country, the names of the generals, et cetera.

I just found out we're gonna be preempted tonight.

I just got hugged out there!

I just had to get that on film after all these years.

I just love everyone I've met here!

I just never saw Mr. Grant so happy.

I just want you to know that I have an open mind.

I just wanted to give you this little token of my...

I just wish I knew why Mr. Grant keeps turning me down.

I just, uh, can't think what it is.

I keep thinking he's gonna come back and steal my sofa too.

I know exactly what I want.

I know John, and even though he is kind of a famous guy...

I know the punch line. I just have to get all that stuff up front.

I know we'll have lots in common.

I know what you mean about Chuck's friends, though.

I know what you mean.

I know what you mean. Looks, intelligence, charm...

I know why she's calling. Remember inviting Mrs. Grant and me for dinner?

I know you're gonna think I'm insane.

I know, and he has cheap thoughts.

I know, and I am very, very happy.

I know, but last week when you went home to your wife...

I know, I know. It's just, I never use a desk. Really.

I know.

I know.

I know. I had to walk up ten flights of stairs.

I know. I stood up for 11 weddings in college.

I know. You think I'm afraid to join in with you, don't you?

I learned about survival in the New York subways

I learned how to follow somebody in a car without being spotted.

I learned that I was wrong about almost every suspicion I had.

I learned that you have to let people make their own mistakes

I lied. I want to try your fettuccine.

I like the show. I watched it even before I came to work here.

I look at a separation like I look at two boxers...

I make it a point not to butt in to the way my businesses is handled,

I mean, considering how you met.

I mean, I don't know why you even bring it up. This is just a lunch, right?

I mean, I really hate the news, but, oh, the way you do it...

I mean, it probably took about a hundred years for it to get that way.

I mean, it really doesn't matter because... because, uh...

I mean, it's been four years.

I mean, Mary is great looking, and Nancy's gorgeous.

I mean, not just reading the news,

I mean, she already thinks that I'm a little jealous.

I mean, to us!

I mean, what's the difference how many Hercules mower/blowers are sold in Minneapolis?

I mean, wow!

I mean, you are really something.

I mean, you're sitting here, your wife is sitting at home,

I mean... stay.

I meant getting married.

I meant how is she doing living alone?

I might have been kind of bowled over by his good looks in the beginning,

I must say you're doing crackerjack work handling sports.

I never have either. I think I'll keep this one.

I never knew anyone who saved me from so much hurt.

I never realized what a hassle being robbed could be. The man at the insurance agency...

I never should have left that old newspaper.

I never thought I'd say this, but you're the strongest weapon we've got.

I plan to be burning a lot of logs this week.

I predicted rain.

I probably still wouldn't do it

I quit a couple months ago, and now my vacation is almost over...

I really do.

I remember why I broke off with Howard.

I remember. I remember.

I said I liked it.

I said, " Edie, if you don't quit school right now,

I said, "Of course not"... lying through my teeth.

I said, that rehearsal...

I saw a big truck parked right out in front.

I saw the police car downstairs, and I wondered what happened.

I see nothing happened while I was gone.

I should have known.

I sorted all your papers and put them in your drawer.

I still put out the camp alumni bulletin.

I still should have stayed there.

I stopped downstairs to talk to Mildred for a few minutes.

I suppose you feel like Mary Poppins or something.

I suppose you have to get somewhere too?

I think he raises snow.

I think he's about finished.

I think I need a shot of who hit John.

I think I'll go join the tour. I'll see you soon.

I think I'll just go see if there are some more bacon curls.

I think it's just super that we should all be good friends.

I think she had it notarized.

I think she'd find it inspiring to watch a topflight newscaster in action.

I think so far you and I are probably the only ones aware of what's going on.

I think that it cleared the air.

I think that there is a person in this room who uses the word "love"...

I think that's what it's called. You must've played it.

I think there might be an idea for a good documentary in this...

I think there might be an idea for a good documentary in this...

I think this pile was here. This was here.

I think you can quit worrying. The third bad thing just happened.

I thought I was next in line for your job.

I thought I'd give you a buzz and see how you and your arm are getting along.

I thought we were gonna spend the night in the gas station waiting for her car to be fixed.

I thought you'd like to talk.

I understand it's a pretty "risky" show.

I used to think he was boring.

I walked into my apartment last night, I looked everywhere, even the refrigerator.

I want 'em to know I'm working.

I want to say good night to my kids.

I want to see how she looks in it.

I want to see the dress.

I want to tell you all now that not one of you is gonna be fired.

I want to. I don't know if I can.

I was 12 years old before I knew Adelman wasn't an Indian name

I was 12 years old.

I was hoping to get here before you opened the box.

I was in Mr. Phelps's office.

I was just wondering if you and Mrs. Grant would like to come to my house...

I was looking at the maple tree out there.

I was only kidding.

I was really looking forward to being alone with my wife.

I was so worried they wouldn't get here on time. I sent to Detroit for them.

I was taking my fourth antacid pill when it hit me.

I was thinking of it as a little more than just a lunch.

I was wondering if you'd like to come over, uh, tomorrow night.

I was wondering if you'd like to come over, uh, tomorrow night.

I wasn't at the bank.

I wasn't drinking it. I just spilled it on my person. Uh...