Notting Hill (1999) Soundboard Edit

All day long I can hear

And everyone keeps getting promoted above me.

And from break of day hundreds of stalls appear out of nowhere,

And got down on his knees and... begged you to reconsider,

And he is generally acknowledged to be the worst cook in the world.

And make them all my souvenirs

And most of her limbs work, whereas I'm stuck in this thing day and night,

And over here around Christmas or early in the new year.

And ready years

And so, this is where I spend my days and years...

And then I Right. Okay.

Any horses in that one?

Are you a fan of Henry James?

As I walked the thousand yards through the market to work,

Asking him... to love her.

Bedroom. There's clean sheets.

Bella, this is Anna.

Bugger this for a bunch of bananas.

But Anna, she is absolutely gagging for it.

Casually marries my best friend.

Certainly. And, uh, little Johnny?

Cheers. Ooh, yes.

Combination of factors really. Uh, no clean clothes.

Come and have a look.

Come on, Willie. Let's get sloshed

Did you identify with the character you're playing?

Do you know that in over 50% of the languages,

Do you mind me not saying?

Do you want to, um

For June who loved this garden.

For where she goes I've got to be

From Joseph who always sat beside her.

Gimme some lovin' every day

Good bye.

Have you got Winnie the Pooh?

He'll give you a pair of headphones so you can hear the dialogue.

Hello?

Hey, hey So glad we made it

How did I look? Not bad.

I die

I gotta say

I have to pay

I know. I know. Just get over here.

I may have told a few people down at the pub.

I only found out you were here yesterday.

I tell you what. Um, I'll call the police, and, um,

I will take this one.

I'll be everyone you need

I'll see what I can do.

I'm sorry about that

I'm sorry. Can you just give me a second?

I've had a series of not nice boyfriends, one of whom hit me.

Inform the Pentagon we need Black Star cover.

Is this important in comparison to, let's say, whether they should cancel Third World debt?

Is this your first film?

It takes place on a submarine.

It turned out that this person, uh

It's my sister's birthday. Shit. We're meant to be having dinner.

It's not yogurt. It's mayonnaise.

Just in case, you know, browsing turned to buying. You'd be wasting your money.

Kensington Park Road. Kensington Garden. Kensington bloody Park Garden

Let me just have a quick look.

Made of

May be my treasure or the price

May be the famine or the feast

Meg Ryan

More, uh, horses in it.

My God. And they got a picture of you dressed like that.

My place is just, um

No time at all. I leave tonight.

No, I don't think I do.

No, no matter

No, straight down to the Cromwell Road, then left.

No.

Nothing.

Now down to business. The end of the scene.

Now what in the world in this garden could make that ordeal worthwhile?

Of my dream

Oh, Belle.

Oh, holy fuck!

Oh, it's in the way you hold me

Oh, right, right

Oh, right.

Oh. Hi.

Oh. Shittity brickitty.

Oh. You abide by rules like that?

Once again cast aside, as I would absolutely expect to be.

Perfect.

Right

Right! Dominic.

Right.

Right. Vicious circle.

Saying you'll never leave me

See, I been gettin' a female vibe. Good.

She

She may be the face I can't forget

She may be the love that cannot hope to last

She may be the love that cannot hope to last

She may be the mirror of my dream

So could you get a message to him that I may be late.

So there were two. There were two messages? Right?

So we think cooking is cruel

So what did you think of the film?

Some genuine and some... not quite so genuine.

Sorry.

Speak on, dear friend

Spike!

Stop! Stop! Stop! Stay there! Go! Go!

Taken of you with a young English guy.

Thank you.

Thanks for your, uh, help.

That's not an excuse. I just

That's very good news. Um

The meaning of my life is

The one I'll care for through the rough

The thing is,

The touch of your hand says you'll catch me wherever I fall

The two of you...

The why and wherefore I'm alive

There's a truth in your eyes

There's the market on weekdays selling every fruit and vegetable known to man.

They will discover I can't act,

They're scraping by on seven, eight thousand a year

This is work, by the way, my little travel bookshop,

Time for bed.

Uh

Uh, excuse me.

Uh, why... are you wearing that?

Uh, yeah, yeah. That's right.

Um, I mean, I know she's an actress and all that...

Um, it it it's a hat. You don't have to wear it or anything.

Um, right. Right. Come in

We believe that fruits and vegetables have feelings,

We could have you spick and span and back on the street again.

We're lucky enough to be talking to Anna Scott,

Well, no, 'cause that's, uh that's a novel too, isn't it?

Well, this is, uh

Well?

What is a fruitarian, exactly?

Which is here, Notting Hill, my favorite bit of London

Which is why we have to round things up now, so final questions, please.

Who... looks a bit like someone who was famous for a while.

Whoa! Down boy.

With a goat, playing a violin.

With at least ten other women and still be big bottomed.

Without saying a word

Wonder this time where she's gone

Wondered if I didn't...

Would you? 'Cause it's all talk, talk, talk.

Yeah, well, it seems they're shifting the whole outfit...

Yeah. Well, my pleasure

Yes, and you.

Yes, enormously.

Yes. Gentleman in the pink shirt.

You actually have... clauses in your contract about nudity?

You heard me saying a prayer for

You want me to write down all your messages?

You will want to hug me every day for the rest of my life.

You'd go and I'd be, uh,

You're certainly not going to be coming back to the shop.

You're right. Of course, you're right.

I'll get it.

Turn right!

Absolutely not. Do you believe the rumors?

Absolutely. It's delicious.

And Cartwright goes.

Awards, glory. Oh, no.

Floppy, huh? It's the hair.

Go away. Right.

Good night. Night.

Hey Sorry.

Hey. Hi

How can you be so interested in them? Well

How have you been? Fine, fine. Everything much the same.

I can't. It's one way. Do a U turn

I forgot my other bag. Oh, right. Right.

I know I know no matter what

I thought you were leaving tomorrow. I was.

I'm looking for Anna Scott. Does she know you're coming?

Is he financially viable?

No one else? Absolutely no one else.

No, I didn't. You said, Whoopsidaisies.

No, I'm sure it's fine. Thank you. I

No, sir. How 'bout Miss Flintstone?

No. No.

Nothing. Yes, you did.

Shame. I'm not saying it's a bad thing

Thanks, thanks.

That's all that matters to me No, no matter what

That's not true. Really?

There's this girl Aha

Uh Here.

Uh Uh, room service

Um, nearly, nearly. Well, maybe just one last question.

What I hear when you don't say a thing

Yes, I did. Good.

You know, Toppy. Topol.