Rock Star (2001) Soundboard Edit

All right, boy

All right, matey. Time to go to work.

All right, you're gone. Just go!

Amazing! You were demented out there.

And that is the essence of rock 'n' roll.

Better. Now you're looking cool.

Break a leg!

Can I get a picture, Izzy?

Chris, don't lie to me. Please don't lie to me.

Chris, you are taking this shit too seriously.

Chris! Telephone!

Come on.

Come over here. Stand over here for a second, all right?

Copied every outfit, every move, you know, every look

Did you really think that Kim was a girl?

Em, what the hell is going on in Seattle?

Fine. This is my mike stand! I'm taking it! These are my cables.

Follow your dreams, because we all die young

For Izzy!

From the top.

Get a grip on reality. You don't know where Bobby Beers ends and you begin.

Get your ass out of bed.

Give me attitude. Two double platinum records.

Give me rock star attitude. Hold that. Here we go.

Go on, my son.

Having lunch, me and the wife.

Hello, Wichita.

Hey, fuck this concert!

Hey, Izzy, let's try one with attitude. No smile.

Hey!

Hold on!

Hold on. Oh, shit! I eat pussy!

Holy shit

Honey, she's 23.

How do you keep your voice in such great shape?

How's it feel to know that everyone in here...

I can't stop touching you. I can't keep my hands to myself

I did not write them.

I know how the song goes.

I know.

I missed you.

I never touch drugs. No one does a gig like I do half cut.

I said to myself, Oh, my God, that guy's got it.

I wanted something more cerebral, eloquent and dignified.

I was wearing the clothes and singing the songs.

I wrote this one for someone who ripped out my heart.

I'd study the music note for note. I read every interview.

I'm beginning to have a couple of my own.

I'm Chris Cole.

I'm gonna go take a piss.

I'm gonna go to the dance floor.

I'm just a regular guy...

I'm mental, because I don't want to be in a cheesy bar band...

I'm not in the mood to look on the bright side now.

If you still want to manage us, then it's okay with us.

If you'd like to wait just....

Is that mascara?

It's all bling bling, pinky ring, word about, bling bling.

It's me they're looking at and want to learn from.

It's not about the car.

It's the new P.A. he brought with him. And that's the new mixing board.

Izzy! Is that your name? Izzy?

Like a fear that my whole life had already been laid out for me.

Listen, our fans, right, our loyal, die hard fans...

Live the life.

Loads of it.

Look in the lens, guys. Go. Get in there more.

Look who's here.

Maybe this is just a sign.

Nina and Samantha!

Oh, my God.

One day we were sitting in the park.

Peace to you too, dude. Try it like this.

Quit it!

Right, okay. I'll get that one going.

Rob, I'm a businesswoman.

So while I understand your impulse to do your own thing...

So, when do we get there? Tania, is it?

Sorry about that.

Sorry about that.

Sorry.

Sorry. I know who she is. l've got things on my mind.

Stand up and shout!

Sunshine Daycare.

Tell me something.

Testing, testing. One, two.

Thank you.

Thank you.

That was something really....

That's right.

The second wife, too. It's why the third left.

There you go.

This is your coronation, my dear

Tons.

Wait. I did not forget you were coming. Mats

Watch out!

We'll see

We're done.

Well, you know, I don't remember.

What are you talking about?

What was that?

What was that? Did you see that?

What?

What's so fucking funny?

When this guy sings, you'll forget about Bobby Beers. I promise you.

Why?

With you. I'm gonna go to Seattle.

You aren't just expecting me to be some singer for hire, are you?

You can have a good time as well. It's allowed.

You can travel with the wives. They're nice.

You fantasize about being somebody else.

You got these birds dreaming about having it off with you.

You know how much I can get for it?

You know, it's wanting a life.

You know, just time to move on.

You know, you've turned me into a silly little groupie.

You think I could have one?

You were terrific last night.

You'll be great. Nobody knows these songs better.

You're serious?

You've ruined your performance. Do not ruin mine!

Your breasts. Are they yours?

got any body to it.

Are you all right? I am so good.

Go on. I'm his mother.

God, that had to hurt. Yes, it does. Oh, God.

Have a good one. I'll see you up there.

He's fine. You look nice. Thank you.

Hey, Rob, you wearing underwear? No.

I don't think so. Mats, the road manager.

I love you! Love you too.

Know the rest of it? Know them all.

So you think.... Let's not.

Sorry about that. Relax, lover.

The freaks were out in force. Why weren't you busting heads?

This is all me, baby. You and a few ballet slippers.

Tribute band. Right.

What? Just sing it like it's written.

Where are you going? Oh, sorry. l've got....

You went out with Bobby. You look like Bobby.

...and you want it bad enough, dreams do come true

...are you guys done? Because l

...I'd like to dedicate to someone who, when I first met...

...to the metal created by none other than Steel Dragon!

...to write your own songs.

...we're playing to a half empty hall.

...who grew up with posters of these guys on my walls.

...who grew up with the posters of these guys on my walls!

...worrying about things that didn't matter.