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Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Soundboard

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back (2001) Soundboard

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is a popular comedy film released in the year 2001, directed by Kevin Smith. This movie revolves around the hilarious adventures of two iconic characters, Jay and Silent Bob, who were first introduced in Smith's earlier films, "Clerks" and "Mallrats."

The film portrays Jay and Silent Bob, played by Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith themselves, embarking on a cross-country journey to Hollywood in an attempt to sabotage a movie being made about their own lives. As the duo ventures into the world of Tinseltown, they encounter a multitude of absurd and zany characters, creating uproarious situations and comedy along the way.

The cast list of Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back is packed with talented actors who bring the film to life with their unique performances. In addition to Mewes and Smith, the movie features memorable appearances by Hollywood stars such as Ben Affleck, Matt Damon, Chris Rock, and Will Ferrell. These notable actors add a star-studded touch to the comedic charm of the film.

Throughout Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back, the viewer is treated to a plethora of hilarious and quotable lines that have become synonymous with the movie. Jay and Silent Bob's witty banter, filled with expletives and outrageousness, has contributed to their cult following over the years. Their outlandish behavior and crude humor are both endearing and comical, capturing audiences' attention and making them laugh out loud.

Not only does the movie excel in comedic moments, but Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back also satirizes the movie industry itself. The film cleverly and playfully pokes fun at Hollywood clichés, reboots, and the hype surrounding blockbuster films. This meta-commentary adds an extra layer of amusement for movie enthusiasts, making the film even more enjoyable for those who are familiar with the industry's behind-the-scenes nuances.

In addition to its comedic moments and industry satire, Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back also boasts an entertaining soundtrack. The film features an eclectic mix of songs from different genres that perfectly complement the film's vibrant and energetic atmosphere. The audience can enjoy an unforgettable musical experience while watching the adventures of Jay and Silent Bob unfold on screen.

If you are a fan of this iconic movie, you can play and download the sounds from Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back right here. Immerse yourself once again in the world of Jay and Silent Bob as you revisit their hilarious lines, memorable quotes, and the catchy tunes that accompany their journey. Relive the laughter and joy that this film brings, whether you are watching it for the first time or rediscovering it in all its comedic glory.

Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back remains a fan-favorite, loved by many for its crude humor, irreverence, and endless entertainment. The film's legacy continues to grow, and the characters of Jay and Silent Bob have become beloved icons within the comedy genre. So, grab some popcorn, sit back, and prepare to be entertained as you embark on this wild and wacky adventure with Jay and Silent Bob.

A tape of the terrorists who claim responsibility..
Aaah! Unhh!
Aah!
About Him and tHat Quick Stop boy?
Ah
All right, here's the deal. You and your men stay up here.
And he says you're the bitch, and you're the butch.
And he told us about the Bluntman and Chronic movie
And now you're like this little priss with a conscience.
And see if he thinks it's a good idea..
And sometimes W
And stop the movie from gettin' made
And tell you not to pull your dick out...
Anyone not harboring...
Applesauce, bitch.
As opposed to the guy who takes shaft.
Aw, cool
Bad medicine is what I need
Be Don Juan de la Nooch.
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I got high
Because I'm high
Because someone let a whole mess of animals...
Before I got high
Biggs, you even read the script?
Boys, we know you're in there.
But
But before we do any of that shit...
But I couldn't go through with it because l
But then I got high
But then I got high
But then I got high
But then I got high
But we bitch slapped that motherfucker..
But you can't spit out fuckin', Yo, Jay, I disagree...
But, since it appears inevitable..
CHAKA: Yo, lovely ladies!
Could be the fuckin' damn dirty ape...
Credit for the liberation of an orangutan...
Did you write... Fuck Jay and Silent Bob.
Does your daddy know that you give a ****** his coffee?
Don't spray that aerosol in my eye
Don't, motherfucker. Don't you ruin this for me
Don't.
Downloading scripts...
Drive it
Even sheep?
Excuse me. WHo's watcHing tHese babies?
Face facts, my friend.
Flee, fat ass, flee!
For the break in.
Fuck
Fuck beans! That was them, wasn't it?
Fuck them and their stupid asses?
Fuck.
Gay? What's gay about it?
Ghouls, you fuckin' moron, not girls.
Girl, I'd love to show you
Go, go, go
Good Lord
Gross experiments on animals.
Ha ha!
He just called Sissy Juggs.
He's got a pass. Let him in
Head for the sewer!
Hell, yeah, bitch.
Hi
Holy shit.
How 'bout trouser snakes?
How many people want to kick some ass
How the fuck do we know where that car's going?
Huhh!
I am, I am
I can't believe it. Months of planning...
I coulda cheated, and I coulda passed
I do not kiss guys
I do, I do
I don't get out to the movies much...
I hate how fake Hollywood is.
I knew that that wasn't a real little boy
I look so fucking good
I mean, it's for a good cause.
I messed up my entire life
I might add that's one fine looking boy...
I stick those little pieces of paper...
I want complete silence.
I wanted to go down, but this angel..
I was gonna pull right over and stop
I wasn't gonna gamble on the boat
I wasn't gonna run from the cops
I wish they were hitchhiking girls
I'd like you to hear
I'm busy.
I'm Morris Day, you're Jerome, bitch.
I'm Reg Hartner with an exclusive News Now bulletin
I'm serious, man
I'm trying to watch Clash of the Titans...
If there doesn't go one happy family.
Is actually a tiny offshoot of the L.A.B.l.A
Is Federal Wildlife Marshal Willenholly.
Is weed and dick and fart jokes?
JA Y: And after the fall ofman...
JA Y: ln this world gone mad, we won't spank the monkey...
JA Y: New Jersey, but we're on our way to Hollywood.
JA Y: What are we gonna do? How are we gonna...
JASON: A day?
Jay and Silent Bob are stupid characters
JAY ON TAPE: I am the clit commander.
JAY: Let me put my arm over yours.
JAY: The whole fuckin' world's against us, dude...
Jersey Local 404.
Jesus loves the little children
Jussy, come on.
L'll take a shot in the mouth.
La da da da
La da da da da da
La da da da da da
Ladies, ladies, ladies.
Leave tHem out Here like tHat and see wHat Happens.
Let him rip, boy
Let me just talk to the other girls...
Let's do, misters! You wanna get shot?
Let's go back and hang some more chickens, cuz
Ljust got a new promotion
Lncoming!
Lnside sources tell me...
Look, man, fuckin' maybe it ain't so bad up at that lab.
Lt's like I don't care about nothin', man
Lt's not a monkey.
Lt's really a fucking drag.
Make way today, and ifl may, I say
MARK: Ho ho ho.
Maybe one night me and Lunch Box are out...
Maybe they experiment on 'em by making 'em...
Me and Silent Bob modeled our wHole fucking lives...
Miramax is starting production this Friday...
Momma's gonna to try to score
Morris Day and the Time!
Motherfucker, man.
Move ass!
Myjungle love
Myjungle love, yeah
No
No pot, huh? What do you use this for?
No, bullshit!
No, it ain't all good!
Noise, noise, noise
Now who's stupid, you dirty sheep fucker!
O ee o ee o
Oh
Oh, fuck me!
Oh, fuck me!
Oh, my God.
Oh, really? And why is that?
Oh, shit. Don't tell me you're...
Oh, sorry I'm late.
Oh, the things I can do to you
Oh, wait a minute
Ohh
Ohh, jungle love
Ohh!
OK, that's a start
Ooh ooh ah ah ah!
Ooh, you little fuck.
Ooh. What's a trouser snake?
Or you will be fired.
PJ HARVEY: I can't believe life's so complex
Play it
Please give me more head
Present tense
Pull off their masks and let's see who they really are.
Reco'nize.
Remember, don't pull your dick out until she asks...
Roll another blunt
She is too fine.
She went for the setup.
Silent Bob!
Skippedy be bop doo wah
SlSSY: You know, I don't get you, Justice.
So all ofyou skins
So far we've been unable to get a statement...
So what's the deal here?
So you're saying you haven't gotten a monetary cut...
Someone like the mayor of Hollywood.
Someplace else, burn boy.
Sorry.
Sounds more like something out of a bad movie
Standing in front of a fucking store, rigHt?
STEPPENWOLF: I like to dream
Sure I do. I'd do anything for you.
Talkin' shit about us.
That girl that girl's in love with me.
That's my ex girlfriend's monkey!
That's one funky monkey.
That's right. That's it
That's what I thought. Can I use your
That's what you get for falling in love
The honeymoon's over
The monkey will spank us.
The one at the Unitarian church last week...
The sign on the back of the car...
The unwritten book of the road.
Then I rub my nose...
Then shit out our shit..
Then there's, like, fifty more posts...
Then you owe me, owe me, owe
There ain't no doctor that can cure my disease
There are two intruders on the lot.
There they are. There they are.
There they go
These are the fucks that are playing us here.
They can't make that movie, right?
They in?
They took my whole paycheck, and I know why
They won't get in the way, I swear
They're our stunt doubles, dumbass.
Think they're talking about us?
This investigation's now under my jurisdiction.
This is what I do I pinch it like this.
Time for me to get my black ass out of here.
To keep his name off of it.
To the stars away from here, well
To whom I am a constant victim of his folly..
Two reasons
UH, let me get a nickel bag.
Uh, the Liberate Apes Before lmprisoning Apes movement?
Uh...
Until we can get out of town.
Used to pay you likeness rights for the comic book?
Wait a minute
We ain't gonna sell none of these motherfuckin' albums
We call it...
We could buy a lot of plane tickets.
We have a very simple gang here, Justice.
We haven't seen a fucking dime for no movie.
We keep our eye on the prize and let nothing...
We love this monkey!
We rush these fucks and beat the shit out of 'em...
We'll take over from here.
We're the Kansas State chapter of SAAC
Well, do unto others. That's what the Book says
Well, I'm all the way live L.A
Well, I'm goin' first.
Well..
Wh you gotta take a shit.
What if there's more super monkeys up at that lab?
What is what is it what is it?
What the fuck are you trying to say?
What the fuck are you waiting for?
What the fuck, Serpico? What'd we do?
What, here?
What, you don't believe me? Let me show you.
What? I have a wiping problem.
Where do you think you're going?
Where the fuck did they come from?
Where you stand in your pansy red booties.
Who pretends to be Shaft...
Who would pay to see that?
Whoa oh oh, shake it up
Why don't you executive produce me a latte?
Will you shut up?
WlLENHOLLY: What are you talking about?
Wow, there's a lot of love in the room.
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah
Yeah, 'cause I got high
Yeah, 'cause I got high
Yeah, 'cause I got high
Yeah, and sometimes you do Reindeer Games.
Yeah, but I'll bury you with my Crouching Tiger
Yeah, I got a bearskin rug, y'all sing it
Yeah, I wasn't a big fan, either...
You both don't have to sit back there.
You fat fuck
You like that? You like that?
You maniacs!
You stay out of this, you weepy little chimp.
You whip your dick out.
You're not paralyzed. lt was just a tranquilizer.
Fuck you. Fair enough.
Jerome Morris?
l love gay people, OK? I'm sure you do.
lt means I'm kidding. Oh. Well, that's too bad.
R right? Of course.
Uh huh. [Sirens]
We don't know. [Squeals]
What, you're the director now? Hey, shove it, Bounce boy
Yeah. Really?
'Bluntman and Chronic.'
'Cause I'm high
'cause that's what's important, right?
[All laugh]
[Animal noises]
[Animal noises]
[Blows whistle]
[Chuckles] Meow.
[Clucking]
[Cracks neck] Ahem. All right.
[Deep laughter]
[Door closes]
[Exhales]
[Growls]
[Grunting]
[Gunshot on computer]
[Gunshots]
[Horn honks]
[Monkey squeaks]
[Music playing]
[News theme plays]
[Nun screams]
[Patrons scream and chatter]
[Quiet grunting]
[Ruff ruff]
[Sniffing]
[Squeaking]
[Thud]
[Whistle blowing]
[Whistles]
[Whoosh, whoosh, whoosh]
[WHoosH, wHoosH]

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