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Clerks. (1994) Soundboard

Clerks. (1994) Soundboard

Clerks (1994) is a cult classic film that delves into the monotonous and mundane lives of two store clerks, offering a hilarious and thought-provoking look at the everyday struggle of working a dead-end job. Directed by Kevin Smith, this independent black-and-white comedy serves as a platform for sharp dialogue, witty banter, and a cast of memorable characters.

Centered around Dante Hicks, the film's protagonist, played by Brian O'Halloran, and his slacker best friend, Randal Graves, brought to life by Jeff Anderson, Clerks takes us on a journey through a day in the life of these two clerks. Dante is a twenty-two-year-old who works at the Quick Stop convenience store, while Randal mans the adjacent video rental store. Throughout the film, we witness their humorous interactions, discussions on pop culture, and their shared disdain for irritating customers.

The film also features a colorful supporting cast that adds to the hilarity of the story. There's Jay and Silent Bob, portrayed by Jason Mewes and the director himself, Kevin Smith, respectively. These stoner buddies serve as a comic relief, offering outrageous statements and nonsensical antics throughout the film. They have become beloved characters within the View Askewniverse, a shared universe that includes other Kevin Smith films.

Additionally, Clerks introduces us to a myriad of quirky and often eccentric customers, each bringing their own unique chaos to the store. From an old man discussing the intricacies of adults only videos to an ex-girlfriend causing emotional turmoil, these encounters serve as comedic building blocks that drive the narrative forward while providing insight into the lives of Dante and Randal.

Apart from the brilliant writing and comedic timing, Clerks also captures the essence of 90s slacker culture. The film's soundtrack, featuring bands like Soul Asylum, The Jesus Lizard, and Alice in Chains, embraces the grunge era of that time, further immersing the audience in the atmosphere and setting.

If you're looking to relive the hilarity of Clerks or become acquainted with this indie gem, you're in luck! You can play and download the iconic sounds and dialogues from the movie right here. This vast collection allows fans to dive deeper into the witty exchanges and memorable moments that have made Clerks an enduring cult classic.

Clerks (1994) has left an indelible mark on cinema, not only because of its wit and humor but also because it proved that anyone with a passion for storytelling can create a film that resonates with audiences worldwide. Kevin Smith's ability to transform the mundane into something extraordinary and relatable is what makes Clerks a must-watch for any movie aficionado.

So, grab your snacks, settle into your favorite couch, and prepare to laugh, cringe, and reflect on the absurdity of everyday life with Clerks. Experience the film that kickstarted Kevin Smith's successful career and ushered in a new wave of independent filmmaking. And remember, you can always play and download the timeless sounds of Clerks for your listening pleasure here.

Ah, screw it. I'll close up and leave him a note.
And a warrant will be issued for your arrest.
And I'm gonna play like shit because I didn't have a good night's sleep
And l believe I'm the impetus behind your refusal to wed
Because they always pay for whatever they break, and they never bother anybody
Bunch of savages in this town
Do we have to actually throw hard earned dollars down on the counter...
Doin' shit for you all the time.
Feel that
He's just a boyfriend, Dante, and in case you haven't gotten the drift..
Hell, yes, whatever that means.
Here. Take my card
Hey, it's not like it's a demanding job over there
Hey, wait a minute !
Hit 'em !
Huge Black Cocks With Pearly White Cum,
I appreciate it
I choose you
I did understand !
I don't want to marry anybody. Not for years.
I have come way too far and studied too damn hard..
I know l can bench more than that
I like the way you think
I love women !
I thought I'd give you a hand.
I wanna be your boyfriend, yes.
I'm easy, but I'm not that easy
I'm going to put the hookers in Times Square to shame with all the guys l go down on now !
I'm gonna fuck this bitch, I'm gonna fuck this bitch
If I'm so nuts about you, then why am l having sex with an Asian design major ?
In which case, you're gonna lock up the store tonight
Jesus, will you leave me alone ?
Like 10:00, or ten after.
My ex girlfriend is catatonic after fucking a dead guy,
My friend wasn't so lucky
No, l might be leaving early to go out with Caitlin,
Nope
Not pussy out when it comes to free shit to drink
Now, making a woman come, therein lies a challenge
Now, renting videos, that's gratuitous, not to mention illogical,
Oh, that was so cute.
Oh, this is just great. I can't fucking believe this
Oh, what, the dead guy ? She'll get over fuckin' a dead guy.
Party at John Kay's, senior year; I get blitzed, pass out in his bedroom
Randal [ Sighs ] Forget it.
Say, young fella, I hate to bother you again,
She thought it was me.
She went home and she's getting ready and we're going out.
So where you been, man ? Still going to Seton Hall ?
The women that go through every gallon of milk, looking for that later date,
Then my mother told the paper we were engaged.
Theoretically, people see money on the counter, no one around,
There are, but for some reason they stop working at 5:14 every night
They put up the least amount of struggle
They'd love that.
To get it built quickly and quietly, they'd hire anybody that could do the job
To go back to college if l was with you.
Vegetable, meaning paraplegic
What the hell is that, ""resting his eyes"" ?
Which would give me no reason to work
Who closed the store to play hockey ? Who closed the store to go to a wake ?
Who eats cock ?
Who was on your phone this morning, like, 2:30 ?
With this fuckin' faggot Dante
Women as lovers are basically the same; they just have to be there
Working on my day off.
Yeah !
Yeah, right. Who was it, then ? Randal ?
Yeah. So, Bob, you're a rude motherfucker, you know that ?
Yep. A little girl, maybe four years old
You go into this booth, and there's this glass between you and these chicks.
[ Scoffs ] No. Come on. Just wrangle out the door.
<MUSIC> it just brings me to laughter <MUSIC> Shit !
A few ? One of those guys was you. The last one, l might add.
Aah. Aah. Watch, he's gonna sing it. It's too funny
Are you serious ? How long you been smoking ?
comes into play heavily when choosing jobs
Cute cat. What's its name ? Annoying customer
Excuse me ? l heard you strain when you picked up that milk
Five hundred dollars. You're bullshittin'
Fuck you ! it's true, man.
Get to work. Hey, what'd you rent ?
I'll bet you a million dollars he's a guidance counselor. [ Dante ] Why do you say that ?
I'm happy. You're happy to get a fine ?
it's probably from being around all this food every day. Oh, l know
Know what Sanford told me ? l can't believe Caitlin's getting married.
l don't want Caitlin. You don't know what you want !
l knew this was a bad idea to close the store. Listen to you.
Like you're any better ? l can whip your ass any day, pal
Need a ride home ? No, l got one. Just pulled up.
Oh, for God's sakes ! See, you're ashamed
Pack of cigarettes
Silvan ? No, l snowballed him. Yeah, right.
The ostrich syndrome: If you don't see it it isn't there. Yes.
Then l realized whose house it was
Uh... 37
Used to put the cigarette in this and smoke that way
What's it called again ? Happy Scrappy Hero Pup.
Yeah, that's right. Friggin' Nazi.
You'll never believe what this unruly customer just said. Wait
You're closing the store to play hockey. He's blunt, but he's got a point
You're lyin'. No, I'm not.
I'm not even supposed to be here today! l know.
[ Door Opens, Closes ]
[ Jay ] About the biggest pair you ever seen, dingleberry
[ Siren Blaring ]
[ Slurping ]
[ Sounds Stop ]
<MUSIC> And now just when l know what I'm after <MUSIC>
<MUSIC> And now just when l know what I'm after <MUSIC>
<MUSIC> Are you more than dead <MUSIC>
<MUSIC> But l miss you smilin' <MUSIC>
<MUSIC> Close your eyes <MUSIC>
<MUSIC> Do you know your place <MUSIC>
<MUSIC> Got no time for the forgotten glory <MUSIC>
<MUSIC> He's a Berserker <MUSIC>
<MUSIC> Hear what l say Oh, yeah <MUSIC>
<MUSIC> Hell, yeah <MUSIC>
<MUSIC> I guess I'm livin' day to day <MUSIC>
<MUSIC> I guess I'm livin' day to day <MUSIC>
<MUSIC> I know you know l want to know <MUSIC>
<MUSIC> In the big charade <MUSIC>
<MUSIC> it just brings me to laughter <MUSIC>
<MUSIC> it's a meaningless end to the story <MUSIC>
<MUSIC> it's a meaningless end to the story <MUSIC>
<MUSIC> it's making me sick <MUSIC><MUSIC>
<MUSIC> Just save up all your nickels and dimes <MUSIC>
<MUSIC> Just save up all your nickels and dimes <MUSIC>
<MUSIC> Just so glad to be led astray Hell, yeah <MUSIC>
<MUSIC> My love for you is like a truck, berserker <MUSIC>
<MUSIC> Never want to be a haystack <MUSIC>
<MUSIC> No one knows nothin' about me <MUSIC>
<MUSIC> Our problems seem a world away <MUSIC>
<MUSIC> Stuck out here, stuck in here <MUSIC>
<MUSIC> Suddenly everyone loved to hear him play his songs <MUSIC>
<MUSIC> Take a number, knock on wood <MUSIC>
<MUSIC> This song is the reason why I'm now going deaf <MUSIC><MUSIC>
<MUSIC> We'll find a reason to feel good <MUSIC>
<MUSIC> Well <MUSIC>
<MUSIC> You can call it another lonely day <MUSIC><MUSIC>
<MUSIC> You'll all be replaced <MUSIC><MUSIC>
<MUSIC><MUSIC> [ Hip Hop ]

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