Prank Call Sounds: Jay & Silent Bob Strike Back Soundboard Edit

All you motherfuckers are gonna pay.

All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball lickers. We're gonna fuck your mother's while you watch and cry like little whiny bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find t...

All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little whiny bitches. Once we get to Hollywood and find th...

And then all you motherfucks are next.

Became a Hollywood. I fell in love fucking. We stole a monkey, we got shot at and I got punched in the motherfucking nuts by a guy named cock knocker.

Bitch.

Bong.

Bonging.

Boo Boo Kitty fuck.

Call me Darth balls.

Chainsaw Bob.

Did you see that shit, man? Bitches love me.

Don't pull your Dick out till she asks.

Fuck Jay and silent Bob. Fuck them and their stupid asses.

Fuck that bad fuck.

Fuck the police. Fuck fuck, fuck the police yo-yo. Fuck the police. Fuck fuck fuck the police yo fuck up.

Fuck them.

Fuck you, fatty.

Fuck you.

Fuck, fuck, fuck. Mother, mother, fuck mother, mother, fuck, fuck mother, fuck mother fucker no 1212349. Each working with Coke, drinking beers, drinking beers, beers, beers. Books. Books. Let me g...

Fuck. Fuck.

Fuck. Fuck.

Girls like that kind of shit.

Have.

He loves the cock.

He loves the cock.

He'll suck my Dick while you watch and jerk off.

Hey, I wanted to go down, but the singer popping my shoulder was like, listen, I was like, what's up?

Hey, I'll make you a deal. This guy will suck your Dick off if you let us go.

How about fine piece of ass?

How about this deal?

I am the clit commander.

I am the master of the Clinton. Remember this fucking face. Wherever you see Clint, you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. No one rules that clit like me. Not this little fuck. None o...

I am the master of the clit.

I don't know.

I get that a lot.

I gotta go beat the shit out to sucker punch and little bitches.

I make that shit work.

I was just about to jump in and fucking get your back.

I'll fuck anything that moves.

I'll kick your fucking ass.

I'm going to kill all these folks.

I'm gonna fuck this bitch. I'm gonna fuck this bitch. I'll fuck anything that moves.

Jane Silent Bob recognize.

Keep this shit so later me and Jesse could shoot each other with a fuck like stone test bunnies.

Ladies, ladies, ladies. Jay and Silent Bob are written to his heels.

Like pinch it like this.

Love Jay and silent Bob.

Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt, Matt. Meow.

My nose.

No one rules that quit like me.

Not this little fuck. None of you little fucks out there.

Ohh I wanna suck yours guys Dicks off.

Ohh shit.

Paul's been busted, bitch.

Pressing charges.

Reaching your pants and pull your cock out.

Relax, brother.

Remember this fucking face. Wherever you see Clint, you'll see this fucking face.

Remember.

See you in hell, cock smoker.

Snoochie booties.

Snowguns.

Still be a dirty shit fucker.

Stop.

Sucks balls, man.

Talk to the police.

That means you gonna fuck me, right?

That smoker.

The fuck you waiting for a bitch start sucking.

They don't.

This shit fucks you up like Percocet.

Thought you blew up Boo Boo Kitty fuck.

We're gonna fuck your mother's while you watch and cry like little whiny bitches.

We're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit and then eat their shit that's made-up of our shit that we made of meat.

Well, fuck that.

What the fuck am I supposed to call you then?

What the fuck are you waiting for?

What's that mean?

What's twisting this bitch's tit?

What's your nails?

When it comes down to business, this is what I do.

When you fuck me when you get out.

Who the fuck are you?

Who's your little fuck?

Why?

Yeah.

Yellow.

Yo baby, you have your asshole licked by a fat man in overcoat.

Yo-yo.

Yo, dude, you were really gonna suck my Dick.

Yo.

You are the ones who are the ball lickers.

You can't take it back.

You don't fuck.

You fat fuck.

You gay bitch.

You know what I say.

You know, maybe one night me and lunchbox shop where Mac and some chicken shit, she's like ohh I wanna suck those guys Dicks off and she's like what's your nails? And I'm like Jane silent Bob recog...

You mean you're more of a cook than I am?

You think good, you fucking ninny shithead.

You'll help one itself. The other one shirt and we see some fucking titties flopping around and shit in the air.

You're my fucking bitch.

Your approval, Kitty fuck.

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