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Strangers with Candy (1999) - Season 1

Strangers with Candy (1999) - Season 1

"Strangers with Candy" is a cult comedy television series that first aired in 1999. Created by Amy Sedaris, Paul Dinello, and Stephen Colbert, the show is a hilarious and satirical take on after-school specials. With its outrageous humor and bizarre characters, the first season of "Strangers with Candy" quickly gained a devoted following.

The show centers around the main character Jerri Blank, a 46-year-old former drug addict and ex-con who decides to go back to high school as a freshman. Jerri, played by Amy Sedaris, is an eccentric and clueless character who provides endless entertainment through her nonsensical behavior and inappropriate remarks.

The supporting cast of "Strangers with Candy" is equally impressive. Stephen Colbert portrays Chuck Noblet, a sarcastic and frustrated history teacher. Deborah Rush plays Jerri's eccentric and alcoholic mother, Sara Blank. Greg Hollimon portrays Geoffrey Jellineck, the flamboyant and flamboyantly gay art teacher. Paul Dinello takes on the role of the effeminate and sardonic science teacher, Geoffrey Jellineck.

Throughout the first season, the characters of "Strangers with Candy" find themselves in outrageous situations. From Jerri's attempt to become a cheerleader to her misguided attempts at romance with fellow students, each episode is filled with absurdity and over-the-top humor. The show cleverly parodies the conventions of after-school specials, tackling topics like drug abuse, sexuality, and peer pressure with a hilariously twisted twist.

In addition to its zany humor, "Strangers with Candy" is also known for its catchy theme song. The opening credits showcase a montage of Jerri and her unique antics, set to the tune of an upbeat and quirky song. The music, composed by Mark Mothersbaugh of the band Devo, perfectly captures the offbeat and whimsical nature of the show.

Fans of "Strangers with Candy" can enjoy the hilarious antics of Jerri Blank and her dysfunctional friends by watching the first season of the show. The entire series is available for streaming and downloading, ensuring that viewers can relive the bizarre and uproarious world created by Amy Sedaris, Paul Dinello, and Stephen Colbert.

Whether you're a fan of unconventional humor or simply looking for a good laugh, "Strangers with Candy" is a must-watch. Its unique blend of absurdity, biting satire, and unforgettable characters make it a true comedy classic. So don't miss out on the opportunity to experience the first season's outrageous misadventures of Jerri Blank and her hilarious crew.

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A "D"!?
A "Flatpoint High Home of the Concrete Donkeys" t shirt
A 46 year old high school sophomore
A baked potato? That hurt!
A bigot is racist, Jerri.
A boozer, a user and a two time loser.
A cock fight?
A crown that fits snugly around my heart.
A few rumors.
A few years back I was pretty down.
A great looking bacon strip for the dance.
A ha, ha..
A handsome prince showed up to the castle.
A long line of great musicians, Jerri.
A lot of them.
A moving vision of the future...
A pun, a play on words?
A racist!
A retarded little bird told me.
A river that Lewis and Clark had glory upon."
A teacher is upset!
A, um... "Mr. Puffmeister" and "Chief Big Bong."
Aaaarrrrrgggghh!!!
Aaahh!! Yaaahhhh!!
Aahhhhh!! [CRASH]
About 15 years ago.
About a... 32 years ago.
About Kimberly Timbers.
About retardation that you need.
About um... our Sadie Hawkins date!
About your resemblance to monkeys?
Absolutely.
Accidentally.
According to the vicious rumors I started,
Actually, it's gonna numb it wherever you apply it,
After a boot of scag or a snort of horse...
After cutting sugar cane all day,
After he died it was given to your father,
After the... incident
Ah ha ha ha.
Ah, "Problem"'s my middle name.
Ah, ah, arghh!
Ah, ha ha ha ha...
Ah, ha ha ha!
Ah, half sister.
Ah, in my country, you'd be a real queen.
Ah, Jesus...
Ah, she's a cave dweller.
Ah, the chief called?
Ah! De, de, de, the runner!
Ah! Yeah..
Ahem...
Ahh...
Ahh... I see some periodontal disease,
Ahhh, Jerri...
Ahhh, thank you Christopher Surles
Ahhh, what this has to say, huh?
Ahhh... it's beautiful!
Ahhhh!
Ahhhh.
All fists and elbows.
All right now?
All right, everybody for tomorrow
All right, everybody!
All right, he can stay.
All right, Jerri, you have one night to prepare for this test.
All right, let me grab the x rays.
All right, settle down, you jackals.
All right, what's the test on, again?
All right.
All set?
All the desks have been taken by real Flatpoint students,
All too well.
All you can eat.
All you need is some T.L.C.
All you need to do to fit in...
Alright, 1812.
Alright, alright, alright, in the old days I might have.
Alright, alright, it just threw me for a second...
Alright, everybody, for tomorrow
Alright, give way!
Alright, here's an easy one, 1776.
Alright, look, you guys don't need to show me anything,
Alright, so let's pop a cork in the chatter...
Alright?
Alright.
Alrighty, we'll just see.
Am going to keep it.
American History.
And a little less about parties.
And a very friendly Mexican donkey named Ramone.
And all these years I've wondered...
And all they hear is, "who wants cake?"
And also mood stabilizers.
And attach them to my own torso, I would.
And besides, you're not my real mother.
And bring it to school tomorrow, and uh...
And by audacity I mean hubris, overweening pride!
And collect myself.
And cooking my breakfast up in a teaspoon,
And discovering all sorts of things about my body.
And even if I'm spending more time with other people
And everybody thought she was ugly,
And everything I'm saying is the truth.
And expect me to change my lesson plan!
And finally Zeus, father of the gods,
And find out what makes you unique.
And focus it back inside,
And for dessert...
And for the inner beauty section...
And for the inner beauty section...
And frankly, I'd love nothing more
And hanging out with the gutter hypes
And he hasn't.
And I couldn't get away with it.
And I didn't get high last night.
And I don't wanna miss out on it a second time.
And I don't want this to affect our relationship...
And I had to have a laminectomy. Thank you, Jerri.
And I have a good chance of winning.
And I heard a sound, a spray can sound...
And I just don't have the heart to throw them away.
And I know what I'm talking about,
And I looked and I saw the word...
And I promise, in return, to take all the credit.
And I suppose a black woman
And I thought it might comfort you to hear her last words...
And I thought you might know her travel agent?
And I won't have it!
And I, in turn...
And I'll do it again!
And I'll make your pinky all stinky.
And I'm a 46 year old ex con, high school freshman.
And I'm a 46 year old high school freshman.
And I'm a 46 year old high school freshman.
And I'm a 46 year old high school freshman.
And I'm a 46 year old high school freshman.
And I'm a caribou.
And I'm a former grief counselor.
And I'm afraid it all adds up
And I'm gonna have a cheese ball.
And I'm not the same Jerri Blank
And I'm sure there's something I could bust
And I'm sure you think that I hate you.
And I've been pretty tough on you at times,
And if someone tries to make you their bitch,
And if you have any hopes for a happy life,
And if you need to have your memory jarred,
And in response to the query,
And infesting the healthy plants
And is it so strange to be different?
And it looks like you'll be moving on to sophomore year.
And it proves that Kimberly is retarded...
And live out the true meaning of its creed.
And make it mine.
And meanwhile, our cousins from the East were eating bowls of rice,
And most important,
And my new queen is...
And no one is there to see it,
And no remorse!
And now lies motionless in a coma.
And now, for the moment we've all been waiting for,
And personal information into a valuable...
And Puff would turn us on to a hot load of mescaline
And remember, I need permission slips
And right now I'm as moist as a snack cake down there.
And secondly, if Poppy Downes comes out of that coma,
And seeing as I have the munchies,
And sell it on the black market.
And she could be some stiff competition.
And she thinks she might have found a way,
And since they're dangerous
And since we only have 15 minutes...
And since you both basically cancel each other out on looks,
And since you're varsity and you guys get to vote for queen,
And some vitamin "P".
And sometimes it's important to help the process along.
And sooner still who Poppy Downes was,
And tell them your special story.
And that befriending new people
And that includes things I forced on a mule.
And that's all that matters, Paul.
And that's got to be worth something, right?
And that's the difference!
And the knowledge that I did right.
And the passenger side glass.
And the smell...
And the... the rest is hazy.
And then I came out and I saw the word.
And then if it turns out to be one of the violent students,
And then just go with what you know.
And then never ever tell anyone about it.
And then they turn out to be...
And then try to harness her tremendous strength
And then we can spend all summer
And they didn't believe me.
And they don't run in packs.
And this brace serves as a reminder of the power
And uh how would you characterize the stool?
And uh, I was walking down the hallway...
And watch the film.
And watch the film.
And we all know what happened to your father.
And we don't question those.
And we'll do the same to the charlatan conchs!
And we'll tell him all about this report of yours.
And we're both setting down new roots...
And what it's doing to us.
And what's that?
And while they may not be as strong as apes,
And who evidently feels he can just
And will never be.
And you could, umm... go to bed early.
And you here, after being ripped from the secure beauty
And you know what?
And you know where you're gonna end up?
And you left your tape recorder
And you're the only one I know
And your bicuspids seem to be all tartar.
And, uh well, then she died.