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Scary Movie 3 (2003)

Scary Movie 3 (2003)

Scary Movie 3 is a hilarious and satirical comedy film released in 2003. It is the third installment in the popular Scary Movie franchise. Directed by David Zucker, this movie parodies several well-known horror films and features a star-studded cast that brings the laughs.

The film follows the story of a young news reporter, Cindy Campbell, played by Anna Faris. Cindy finds herself in the middle of a bizarre and supernatural phenomenon that threatens the world. As she investigates strange crop circles and ghostly encounters, Cindy uncovers a conspiracy involving an alien invasion. Along the way, she crosses paths with a variety of eccentric characters who enhance the comedic aspect of the film.

The cast of Scary Movie 3 features many renowned actors and actresses. Anna Faris showcases her comedic talent as Cindy Campbell, delivering one-liners and physical humor with finesse. The legendary Leslie Nielsen portrays the US President, bringing his signature deadpan delivery to hilarious effect. Charlie Sheen portrays Tom, Cindy's love interest, adding his own peculiar charm to the mix.

Other notable cast members include Queen Latifah, playing the role of an Orpheus-like psychic, and Simon Rex, who portrays George, Cindy's next-door neighbor. Anthony Anderson, Kevin Hart, and Camryn Manheim also join the ensemble, providing their unique comedic talents to the movie.

The film is known for its clever and playful references to a multitude of classic horror movies, including The Ring, Signs, The Others, and 8 Mile. Scary Movie 3 expertly blends elements from these films, creating a hilarious and exhilarating experience for both comedy and horror lovers.

With the right music, a film's atmosphere is enhanced, and Scary Movie 3 does just that with its superb soundtrack. While the band members are not explicitly mentioned, the film's score perfectly complements the comedic and suspenseful moments. It adds another layer to the movie, elevating the already hilarious scenes to greater heights.

For those interested in reliving the laughs and suspense of Scary Movie 3, you can easily play and download the sounds, including the soundtrack and iconic quotes, of this film. By visiting the appropriate online platforms, viewers can dive into the comedic genius and parodied horror of this movie once again.

True to its nature as a comedy film, Scary Movie 3 offers a delightful cinematic experience that keeps viewers entertained from start to finish. Its tongue-in-cheek humor and witty satire make it a fan favorite among lovers of the genre. With a star-studded cast and clever references to iconic horror movies, Scary Movie 3 continues to bring laughter and entertainment to audiences worldwide.

So, gather your popcorn, get comfortable, and prepare to be amused by the outrageous and uproarious world of Scary Movie 3.

A family.
A great mystery lies ahead of you,
A mysterious crop circle appeared
A naked couple was brutally murdered.
A week ago tonight.
A week ago.
A year ago, a UFO crash landed in New Mexico.
A.K.A. I hope he ain't the one you fight with
Aaaah!
Aaaah!
Aaaah!
Aaah!
Aaah!
Aaah! Help!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah! You're hideous!
About you the day you were born?
Actually, drugged.
Actually, I didn't really mean anything I just said.
After all, she was drunk.
After you watch the tape, the phone rings.
Ah, ah, ah, ah
Ah, good. The Air Force is here with those new round planes.
Ah!
Ah! She's scrambling my brain!
Ah. Well, it is therefore my honor
Ain't no jokes in here
Ain't no jokes in here
Ain't no jokes in here
Ain't no jokes in here
Ain't nothing but grown folk up in here
Ain't nothing but grown folk up in here
Ain't nothing but grown folk up in here
Ain't nothing but grown folks up in here
Alien forces threatening the world.
Aliens, sir.
All a child ever really wants is a family.
All I know is my crops are gone.
All right, all right, all right! That was hot!
All right, there's spare fuses in the crawl space.
All right! That was hot!
All right. Deejay, spin that shit!
ALL: Bye!
Also, he has a little rash on his behind.
Amazing grace
An alien invasion?
And a creepy voice says...
And a father.
And ain't got no skills, 'cause he's all right
And an evil videotape
And as soon as it's over, your phone rings
And baseball cards in my room
And convince the people that there is no such thing as a UFO.
And don't worry about that vase.
And drowned her in the well.
And drowned her in the well.
And hang out with me?
And here's the 6 1 1 on that.
And I miss that cat, Cody.
And I needed something to pet and feed.
And I told you, Campbell, no more paranoid on air rants
And I took you.
And I'll park your truck dead in your ass.
And I'll worry about... Aah!
And I'm caught up in something I can't even...
And if you're not alone, then you better find the door
And knowing your Brenda like I did,
And Martha Stewart happens to be my hero
And my fam got the same blood running through them, too
And no sex, either.
And nothing's ever gonna change that,
And now a News 8 exclusive.
And now our entire race will die unless the girl is destroyed.
And now reports of lights in the sky.
And now this stupid hip hop thing.
And she fine as shit! That's my sister! What?
And start living down here?
And take a look at what being broke gonna mean
And that's word from the ill crowd
And that's word from the ill crowd
And then I looked down.
And then in the bathtub?
And this just in from Sao Paulo, Brazil.
And this just in from South Texas.
And this really cool model airplane.
And this scary voice comes on and says you're gonna die in...
And twins!
And we're showing it all night.
And when I get through with them,
And who the hell is this Cindy Campbell?
And with really bad teeth.
And you can die but not be in a bed.
And you're that reporter, Cindy Campbell.
And your mom screamed and screamed in pain.
And... And twins
Annie?
Annie? Annie!
ANNOUNCER: And now...
Another little white girl done fell down a well.
Anyone new in your life, Cindy?
Anything.
Anyway, I left a number where I can be reached on the table.
Anyway, there you were.
ARCHITECT: My wife took her to the family farm
Are they aliens?
Are they gone?
Are you having one of your visions?
Are you in key on your life's piano?
Are you mad? I am your daughter.
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
Are you okay?
As long as the truck has her pinned, she'll stay alive.
As long as we have each other, that's all we need.
At the waist.
Aunt ShaNeequa?
B X! What? What? What?
Baby, no! No! Let her go! Let her go!
Back away from that window!
Be careful.
Because of TV and television, we're losing
Behind the wheel of a car.
Bet this ****a end up having kids with his cousin
Better not sleep on the beats, capisce
Big house, only one phone.
Bingo.
Bitch
Bludgeon me with a bedpan.
Bonecrusher, homey, you heard
Boy got flame, man, I burn like your candles
Breathe!
Brenda was a good friend when she was alive.
Brenda was my bitch.
Brenda, hi!
Brenda, is something wrong? You look scared.
Brenda, it was Mardi Gras.
Brenda, you want to tell me what's really bothering you?
BRENDA: Thanks for coming over tonight, Cindy.
Brenda! Oh, my God!
Brenda?
Brenda?
Brenda?
Brenda.
Brenda's gone. Cody resents me.
Broads is into major humpin', I'm livin' for somethin'
But either way, it's clear something strange
But I been hitting it with his woman for 12.
But I can tell when danger's near.
But I don't want to screw your life up, too.
But I love you.
But I'd rather stick with the crop circle story.
But if it had been that night, I might have missed her.
But if you could please hold on to your gunfire
But if you're not too busy tomorrow night...
But it seemed so real!
But maybe all you need is a mother.
But no father.
But not too late to make an old man happy.
But sometimes she talks to me.
But Tabitha imprinted her evil on a videotape.
But that bitch got evicted.
But the last thing you need now is a screw up like me.
But the whole world got to stop
But there's a holiday coming up. Do you count the holiday?
But they can't get through a wooden door?
But we have to get down to the cellar.
But what does this have to do with aliens?
But what?
But who will take care of Cody?
But you are in a bed, man.
But you can call me the Oracle.
But you can't talk smack
But you must not shy away from the challenge.
But you'll never get a deal
Bye!
C. J: I can't get around!
Call it women's intuition or ESPN or both.
Call me "bitch" again,
Campbell, are you insane?
Can I squeeze in a few minutes with that?
Can you feel it?
Can you feel my love on your hip?
Can you hear me now?
Can you see them?
Carson, I have to do this.
Charles! Charles, stop them!
Cindy Campbell.
Cindy, after the show, you think you could come back to my crib
Cindy, are you okay? What's going on?
Cindy, come outside.
Cindy, did Brenda ever talk to you about a tape?
Cindy, George, wait!
Cindy, help me!
Cindy, it's sweeps month. Ratings mean everything.
Cindy, please help me!
Cindy, something's wrong here.
Cindy, the news is on.
Cindy, there's no such thing as a killer videotape.
Cindy, this bitch is messing up my floor!
CINDY: George, something terrible has happened!
Cindy!
Cindy!
Cindy!
Cindy?
Cindy?
Cindy.
Cindy.
Cody and I were playing a fun game,
Cody really likes you.
Cody, did I ever tell you what your mom said
Cody, don't you understand?
Cody, I'll be right back, okay?
Cody, the point is you can't just run away like that.
CODY: George, we're gonna have so much fun.
Cody!
Cody! Oh, my God!
Cody?
Cody?
Cody?
Cody? Cody, where are you?
Cody.
Come here! What did you do with Sue?
Come on
Come on, baby!
Come on, dawg! That's what I'm talkin' about!
Come on, everybody! Put your hands...
Come on!
Come on!
Come on! Come on! Everybody!
Come on! Let me see what you got!
Come on.
Correction, there really is no danger.
Could you just cut to the chase? I'm kind of in a rush.
Crop circles.
CROWD: Joe! Joe! Joe!
Damn it, when are you going to do something with your life?
Damn, homey!
Damn, you might have just made a fact just now.
Damn!
Damn! That's some quantum shit right there, man!
Deejay, spin that shit!
Did I say stop drawing?
Die!
Died a horrible, painful death!
Ding, bing, wing.
Disturbing home video tonight
Do you know who she is?
Do you know why?
Do you mind if I go upstairs and look around?
Do you mind?
Dogs that love cats
Dogs that love cats
Don't be too nervous, buddy, 'cause I'ma get to dissin'
Don't call me dude.
Don't call me Father.
Don't come poking your nose in here
Don't come poking your nose in here
Don't come poking your nose in here
Don't come poking your nose in here
Don't mean to hurt your feelings
Don't sleep on the beats
Don't spell in front of me, damn it.
Don't talk like that.
Don't try to drop us
Don't worry, Cody. I'll save you.
Don't worry, Sue.
Doo doo like tore sandals
Dr. Phil's my uncle, and I like to hang with him
Draw your family and friends.
Dude!
Eight miles down the road
Elaborate prank or extraterrestrial phenomenon?
Enjoying your last week? I can't wait to see you.
Ergo, I haven't been with anyone in a very long time,
Especially after what happened to...
Even...
Everybody put your hands up
Everybody, clear!
Everyone watching this could be dead in a week.
Everyone you love around you is dying!
Everything that I spit is true
Family.
Father Muldoon here. We're getting along famously.
Fellas, what are you guys talking about?
Finally we're a family.
Finally, the white man is gonna school the black man
Fine.
For 10 years.
For a long time.
For all this so called phenomena.
For one little whitey down a hole.
For our top story, we turn now to Cindy Campbell.
For that exact 20 minutes.
For your favorite rapper.
For your information,
Forced to live like this
Forget cows and milk your moms
Forget hours. This day seven days from now.
From a ranch outside Sydney, Australia.
From now on, I'm gonna be thinking about you 24...
From the stage in the park, I'm gonna bite if you bark
George, all you've done is chase adolescent fantasies.
George, don't get down on yourself.
George, stop! She's dead!
George, you have to help me.
GEORGE: Mahalik! She's alive! Brenda!
GEORGE: Oh, my God.
George!
George!
George!
George! George! The hood!
George! What about Sue?
George?
George? Cody?
George. Swing away, George.
Get down! Get down!
Get me the president.
Get off my planet!
Get out of that TV!
Get up, you little ugly bitch,
Get up!
Get your ass out of the TV! What's wrong with you?
Ghastly.
GIGGINS: After today's incident in the East Room,
GIGGINS: Meanwhile, a tornado in Charleston
Girl, you are too easy.
Girl, you were scared!
Give it up! Give it up!
Glimpses of spacecraft.
Go to her.
God, I have been so selfish. Always putting my career first.
God!
Gone forever!
Gone, gone, gone, just like your dog!
Good God! The small ones have metal teeth!
Good morning. I'm Ross Giggins.
Good work, sir!
Good work, Sue.
Good. Then I already know about this.
Good. They couldn't get in.
Goodbye, then.
Goodbye, Tom.
Goodbye.
Grotesquerie? No?
Gynecologist to the stars."
Hailing from Fort Apache in the Bronx.
Half retarded, my number one fan be like
HARRIS: An evil videotape that kills people in 7 days.
HARRIS: Are you sure this is necessary, Wilson?
Have you heard about this videotape?
Having an awards ceremony at a time like this?
Having fun?
He doesn't know you're a guy.
He gulp when he swallow
He must be back in his room, playing.
He showed up about an hour ago. I tried to call.
He's a dead man.
He's a farmer rapper.
He's like, "Baby, I love you." And she's like, "Where are we?"
He's our friend.
Heads or tail, playboy, what's it gonna be?
Heads or tail, playboy, what's it gonna be?
Hello, Cindy.
Hello, Father.
Hello, I'm calling from "Reader's Digest"
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Hello?
Her and her man into this weird shit.
Her titties give ya that elixir
Here today but then you're gone tomorrow
Hey, ask her which bathroom has the vibrating showerhead.
Hey, awesome. Yeah, you got it.
Hey, baby. How's it going?
Hey, congratulations, George!
Hey, how are you?
Hey, look, before we get on with the battles tonight,
Hey, sweetie! Come here!
Hey, yo, this ****a's mad corny
Hey, you got to try this shit, George.
Hey!
Hey! You put cameras in my bathroom?
Hi, Mom.
Hi, my name is Dame Lee
Hi, precious. Having fun?
Hid the remote.
Hmm.
Ho
Honey, I'm gonna be leaving soon, so...
Honey, what is it?
Honey, you're not speaking clearly.
Honey?
How about I just leave a message for him?
How am I gonna know the exact hour?
How are you? Oh!
How could you let him watch the tape?
How dare you want to joust with me?
How do you like it, huh?
How in the hell do you wake up dead?
How many bitches have I slapped?
How many people are here, you think?
How sweet...
Human beings and aliens working together.
I ain't never seen no mouse outside.
I am the Architect.
I am the truth, plus I'm hungry
I call her...
I can come over now and kill the shit out of you if you'd rather.
I can get these lights back on.
I can't believe they leave it out here like this.
I can't believe what I just saw.
I can't believe you fell for that fake seizure!
I can't believe you let that happen.
I can't break free!
I can't dance, I wear khaki pants
I can't help it. It's very lonely in here.
I can't see anything.
I catch shit about women I ain't slept with yet.
I could really use a friend right now.
I count cash, you count sheep
I didn't mean to upset you, Father.
I didn't touch her. I swear.
I do it 'cause I can, do you blame me?
I don't believe you!
I don't discriminate, I'm who they women love
I don't hear anything.
I don't know what I'm doing here.
I don't know what stupid, idiotic thing
I don't know, man.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I don't know. All that stuff you was saying on TV...
I don't know. Magnetic waves, brain cells.
I don't mind filling in now and then.
I don't see what any of this has to do with Annie.
I don't understand the connection between that stuff.
I don't understand.
I doubt you'll be seeing anything strange on this farm
I envied nothin', I never be frontin'
I felt a simple time out would have been sufficient.
I found it!
I got 60 days to come up with $ 1.50.
I got a couple announcements to make.
I got a dream!
I got another one, y'all.
I got nuts bigger than him.
I got something! I got something!
I got the boys with me. Get out the car, man.
I got to go against him?
I got you with the old fake hand!
I got your back, George! I got your back!
I guess I'm just going through a rough time.
I had just lost my cat in a fire,
I hate television. It gives me headaches.
I have some puzzles and board games
I have this all on tape if you want to see it someday.
I have to warn the world.
I haven't been a clergyman since...
I hear they can't open doors.
I hear you giggle but you know it's the truth
I heard Jamal from 90th street watched that tape last week.
I just got a weird feeling something bad is heading my way.
I just love the look on your face when you are scared!
I just ran him over with the car when I drove in!
I just want to let you know no matter what goes on
I just want to tell you both good luck.
I just watched the same tape that killed Brenda.
I keep it real street 'cause I'm bred from the street
I knew that was gonna happen.
I knew you'd understand.
I know somebody who can help you.
I know things have been tough for you since your mom died.
I know what happened to you, Tabitha.
I know what your mom did. That was wrong.
I know why you've come.
I know y'all want to bust a cap in the air
I know you were only trying to help.
I know you.
I know you'd never consider going out with a guy like me.
I know.
I know. I'm sorry. I screwed up.
I lost my faith that terrible night.
I love burritos at 4:00 a.m.
I love parties that never end
I love you, man. Can you feel it?
I mean, come on.
I need you back here tomorrow night after you pick up Sue.
I never drank vodka before, and I was out of beads!
I never meant for it to get out, but...
I never reach, I got pull like door handles
I never thought of that, sir.
I promise.
I put it in the wrong box and returned it to Blockbuster,
I put Miracle Whip on my Wonder Bread
I said the same thing about getting with C.J.'s sister.
I saw a tape.
I see a little boy and a grown woman.
I see you kneeling in dog shit.
I still don't get it.
I think you should know about it.
I thought I was hitting the brake.
I thought you were both absolutely dreadful.
I thought you were dead!
I told you the 'hood always got your back.
I told you the hood's always got your back.
I want to see Annie.
I wanted to be with George.
I was going to say lighthouse.
I was in the delivery room with her.
I wonder what President Ford would've done.
I wonder what they're trying to tell us.
I'd say she wishes the same thing.
I'll be happen ing.
I'll be rappin', I'll be cappin',
I'll be tappin', I'll be flappin',
I'll find one, sir.
I'll get her!
I'll never have to kill again.
I'll save you.
I'll see you guys tomorrow night.
I'll tell you what!
I'm a beast
I'm a beast over beats
I'm a shogun
I'm a white boy, but my neck is red
I'm cool. That's what I do.
I'm going to die, aren't I?
I'm gonna go bring you on.
I'm gonna go get the rest of the popcorn.
I'm gonna leave for good.
I'm gonna spit from the heart, spit till it's dark
I'm gonna teach you!
I'm gonna win that rap battle.
I'm great with kids. Heads up, Cody.
I'm looking for Cindy Campbell.
I'm looking for something more than just good sex.
I'm not a stoner anymore. Not since...
I'm not listening.
I'm not sure what you mean.
I'm not talking to him, I'm talking to all of them
I'm scared!
I'm signing you up for another rap battle.
I'm so grateful you could come.
I'm so sorry, Mr. and Mrs. Meeks.
I'm sorry about that night.
I'm sorry, dude.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I didn't catch that.
I'm sorry. I was stuck in traffic.
I'm sorry. I wasn't listening.
I'm sorry. Those were other nights.
I'm the don, the city slicker
I'm the rapper.
I'm watching the game.
I've been thinking, Thompson.
I've been watching you for a very long time.
I've called all over for babysitters.
I've had to spend more and more time at the station.
If a rat is in the house, is it a mouse?
If I got beef with more than one problem
If I hadn't fallen asleep while driving
If only God had taken us instead of our daughter.
If only I hadn't killed that hooker.
If they're so peaceful, why were they choking us?
If we say we'll come, will you shut your ass up?
If what she says is true, we're facing an unprecedented crisis.
If you think that's strange, you should see how we pee.
In local farmer Tom Logan's cornfield.
Instead of my copy of "Pootie Tang."
Is at a lighthouse.
Is happening in that small town.
Is that a yes?
Is to just get out of here.
Is y'all ready to go step?
It ain't no slick talkin' your way out the battle
It doesn't matter. I'm done.
It had these really shocking images, Cindy.
It was great catching up. Can I speak to Cody?
It was just 10 minutes of topless women.
It was probably just the Kreisels.
It was Thanksgiving.
It was the chair.
It's a boy. He's going to be an asshole.
It's a horrible fate.
It's a hot night.
It's already begun. You're too late.
It's backwards!
It's been circulating and killing ever since.
It's gonna be okay, Cody.
It's happening. I knew it.
It's just the open coffin.
It's like I've seen it before.
It's like that feeling that something's not right.
It's not working!
It's on my list of things. Right after we get TiVo.
It's on the left side of the gun above the trigger guard.
It's true. We're all in danger.
It's your wife, Father.
Jam it against the door.
Jerry's kids, my ass!
Jesus Christ, lady. I'm giving you seven friggin' days.
Jesus!
Just as sure as the sun will rise.
Just check how a be coming
Just like "Pootie Tang."
Just look at this.
Just shake and break and roll it up
Just shake and break and roll it up
Just stay and blaze and smoke it up
Just stay and blaze and smoke it up
Just tell George, swing away.
Just to show him that it's fun to me
Just...
Katie?
Katie?
Katie?
Keeping everybody deeply disturbed.
Ketchup!
Kill your ass quicker than I died in "Empire"
Kind of.
Kiss me one last time.
Knew he was lying by the way his eyes twitch
Know what I'm saying, ****a?
Leave us alone!
Let her go! We gonna get another lawsuit.
Let him down easy.
Let me open her windpipe!
Let's do it, baby. We hyped!
Let's give it up for my man, George!
Let's go do this, 'cause I'm hyped right now!
Let's just put the safeties on.
Let's order lunch.
Let's say this is her bottom half.
Let's see that again.
Let's see that again.
Lifestyle is "Sopranos"
Like a fox.
Like an electric box during a storm
Like the one you did yesterday.
Linda.
Linda's built for two, and she vibrates.
Listen and observe me
Listen to me, I ain't scared
Listen to me, I ain't scared
Listen to me, I ain't scared
Listen to me...
Listen, we can still save him.
Live, damn it! Live!
Live, damn it! Live!
Look what happens to the taco.
Look, Cindy.
Look, I don't understand all this fancy medical lingo.
Look, it's a...
Look, there's always an explanation
Look, when I meet Mr. Right, I'll know.
Look!
Look! You still got it! See?
Look.
Looking like you dying of SARS or mad cow disease
Lose the hood!
Made the horses crazy, killed our puppies,
Made these lights go off.
Magnetic waves shrink silicone molecules.
Mahalik, help!
Mahalik, I told you. That part of my life is over.
Mahalik, what are you doing here?
MAHALIK: Give it up for George!
MAHALIK: Whoo! All right!
MAHALIK: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's getting thick up in here.
MAHALIK: You can't go to bed dead!
Major bubblin' major fumblin', be troublin'
Making you want to slip out those clothes and get...
MAN: Wow!
Maybe Cindy was right.
Maybe my brother was right. Maybe I should just settle down.
Maybe you're right.
Me and Buffy spend every winter at Vail
Me and my boys, we gonna take care of this.
Might be boozy but I ain't bankin' no curves
Mm hmm. Word.
Mmm! Go get your stuff, okay?
Mmm.
Monday. That would be seven business days.
Mother...
Mount up, unh, yeah, get your jollies
Mr. President, have you gone completely insane?
Mr. President, what are you doing here?
Mr. President!
MRS. MEEKS: No! Oh, God!
My Aunt ShaNeequa used to live over there, man.
My Aunt ShaNeequa.
My balls!
My brother's the farmer.
My dog's dead?
My face is pale, Nah, I've never been in jail
My first thought's to slap him up, but I'm grown
My God.
My middle name's Lance, my grandma's from France
My penis?
My wife and I wanted a child, but she couldn't get pregnant.
My wife took her to the old family farm
Nah! I'm just screwing with you!
Naw, we smokin' good, should be chillin' with me
Neither could I.
Nephew, Cody.
No, but what if we stop living over here and move over there?
No, he didn't.
No, he wasn't.
No, I want great sex. And when I meet that guy...
No, I'm telling you, I sense something about that cornfield.
No, man, they're saying, "Go! Go! Go!"
No, man. Rats are outside. Mice are inside.
No, no, no. I can do it.
No, not that tape, Cindy.
No, scratch that.
No, sir. It's just a feeling I've been having
No, you're not!
No, you're not! You're that evil little girl from the tape!
No!
No!
No!
No!
No! We won't lose you again!
No.
No.
No. Don't hurt him!
Not counting myself.
Not even the very painful death we're about to experience.
Not that stupid hip hop stuff again.
Nothing!

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