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A cute pink smudge wearing a childish green smudge.
A little.
A lot of lectures?
A stranger just lured Sheldon away with a candy bar
Abandon all ground rules in the name of science,
About how Haiti and Liechtenstein discovered they had the same flag
Absolutely not.
Actually, he warned me.
Actually, I want to hear about you.
Actually, never mind, don't answer.
Actually, we got in a pretty nasty fight.
Ah, I gave her an Imodium. That's tomorrow's problem.
All right, either blow your nose or teach it to play Camptown Races.
All right, got Halley to sleep.
All right, let me start again. Uh, you and Amy...
All right, we're about to go live.
All right.
All right.
All right. Can you please just go and we'll talk about this tomorrow?
All right. Go ahead.
All right. Um, I came up with an elegant solution
All she's got to do is tip it over and point it at her fries!
All we need to do is plot out
Along with the slight concavity of the mirror
Although, as I'm saying it I may need to add Dr. Fink in here.
Although, unlike your date, she actually showed up.
Amy is free.
Amy rubbing Vick's on my chest.
Amy, quick, lock the door!
Amy. Amy. Amy.
And a lunch lady in the cafeteria.
And before you start, I am not interested in you arranging a marriage for me.
And don't get discouraged if the phone lines are jammed, just keep trying
And feel free to honk during the boring parts.
And for your information,
And forcing Raj to adhere to it without an ounce of compassion.
And he kept trying to force me into uncomfortable situations.
And he offered me their spare bedroom.
And he's not gonna wanna come over if I'm there.
And Heisenberg says, 'Darn it, now I don't know where I am.'
And her hands were like two frozen chunks of tundra.
And I can also free up extra hours with simple tricks,
And I don't need to bring you,
And I hate you for bringing me here.
And I need to update my resume to include swimming as a special skill.
And I was hoping I could go with the guys
And I'm glad he's making changes to improve it.
And I'm proud of you for reasons I'm sure have something to do with my father.
And if I'm screwing it up, I don't have to go.
And if you don't like that machine, get rid of it.
And in the event of redness and swelling, Dr. Fink.
And it represents subjects that we only share with each other,
And it's just the way you like it.
And just remember, I'm proud of you and I support you in all that you do.
And move yourself across the room in a harness?
And my mate thinks I'm incapable of running my own life.
And now I understand that some things are just between you and me,
And now that I'm moving out, your old room is empty,
And put it in your sleeping bag, it helps keep you warm.
And regarding your gift, you said, 'Surprise me,' and boy, did I.
And she brought me this duty free Toblerone.
And somehow leaving me out of the conversation!
And sorry about the suitcase.
And stealing joy from their lives?
And tell the kinds of jokes only physicists get.
And that 'the best thing to do is reassure them
And that someone else is not me,
And that's exactly what I did.
And that's the same man who complains
And the way birds look at me does not mean I'm sensitive!
And their Sherpas.
And then I added, 'Recent $625,000 MacArthur Grant winner,'
And then I generated flow vortices...
And there is the love of which I speak.
And there's this cool button that makes an entire wall go up and down.
And those who ask them can be told so right to their stupid face.
And to be honest, I'm not the biggest fan of your meatloaf.
And two plucky nations...
And we want you to come back and stay with us.
And what do I do? I choose my career over my child!
And what special circumstances are those?
And with whom they can be discussed.
And without it, you're forced to confront
And you know how I feel about people who aren't me.
And you're ruining it with your delight and relief.
And Zack's engaged, Leonard has no reason to feel threatened.
And, hey, just to be clear, a train engineer.
Anyway, Sheldon, we're at a decision point to run the xenon stream
Are you gonna be naked for your massage?
Are you gonna laugh at the answer?
Are you really worried about revealing secrets to Stephen Hawking?
Are you serious?
Are you sure you should be going there?
Are you sure, 'cause I'm feeling a twinge.
Are you sure?
Are you sure? We're celebrating our new ADD drug.
As we like to say, 'It's off the chain mail.'
At least Hailey's not
Aw, I'm sure that's not true.
Aw, man, did you see this post from Raj?
Based on the glowing reception of our recent Behind the Flags Retrospective,
Basically, she traded you for a Bruce Wayne.
Because I already told her we were.
Because I am
Because I love you exactly the way you are.
Bert, I insist that you join us.
Bert, Rebecca, I'd like to apologize for my insensitive comment earlier.
Better than I feel in their steam shower? I don't think so.
Boy teenagers.
Boy, I'm just playing tennis against the d****s here.
Boy, when you take an interest in people you really uncork a geyser of nonsense.
BRB. You know, that's short for 'Be right back.'
Bring it in
But before you say anything,
But clearly, your old room represents an escape hatch,
But he was just trying to see the Rose Parade.
But I didn't say anything 'cause you're so sensitive!
But I need to earn enough money so I can go to Comic Con.
But it turns out I was being offensive.
But keep in mind, I felt extremely important.
But one that's tailored to us, okay? We don't need a bathroom schedule.
But see this space here, between Sheldon's feet and my head?
But since Raj moved in, I've been feeling a little left out.
But staying here with you guys has really helped take my mind off of it.
But that's just poodle politics.
But we did find your underwear in a pot on the stove.
But when I was studying that railway guide,
But with our apartment switch, it's unclear whether it's yours or mine.
But with Raj moving in there, I'm feeling a bit replaced.
But you don't live here anymore, so it's basically my girls' night?
But you said you were working with me.
But, actually, our friendship group is at capacity
But, of the two of us, you're clearly more sofa sized.
But, uh, Raj figured out that if you pee in a bottle
But, you are, aren't you?
By the way, if anyone asks,
Bye, cutie. I'm gonna miss you
Can I hear one?
Can I just say something?
Careful, I saw this on Star Trek. Smoke's gonna come out of his ears soon
Careful. The sound of crying can make me lactate.
Clickety clack and here we are.
Come on, be honest.
Come on, you know you're not leaving physics.
Comic books aren't just for sad nerds anymore.
Could be sharpening our cognitive processes.
Delta T could equal alpha subzero.
Details of physical intimacy, bathroom habits...
Did you have anything to eat?
Did you say you guys are working on the guidance system tomorrow?
Did you tell her I tried her breast pump?
Dig deep! Like when they bet you couldn't fit into Howard's pants!
Do not adjust the dosage, you nailed it.
Do not touch that phone.
Do you actually pay for that haircut?
Do you happen to recollect if I left a notebook
Do you have a bodyguard to keep spies away?
Do you have time? Leonard says you're very busy these days.
Do you want to play Jenga? Or Ticket to Ride?
Does this mean you're okay with me going?
Does this place look familiar?
Don't make me cry, either.
Don't worry, we won't be doing much sleeping, anyway.
Don't you have any friends he can date?
Down here.
Drag out our mattress and put it over here.
Educational pedigree, scientific field, intellectual prowess and mamas.
Even at the risk of being humiliated. And I, for one, think that's very brave.
Excellent. Excellent.
Excuse me, I have a girlfriend. I'm already king of the train store.
Excuse me, may I have your attention, please.
Excuse me, they took out my spleen and gallbladder, not my feelings
Excuse me.
Feynman says, 'It appears we're inside a joke
Find the biggest baby and knock 'em out
Fine, hundreds.
Fine. Two years ago...
First thing you can do is put price tags on these.
First time you told me you loved me was in that room.
For every action, you have a gigantic and annoying reaction.
Four thousand dollars, worth every penny
From spending your money on foolish expenses.
Get in a little family time before you go back to work.
Go ahead, make jokes.
Go ahead. It's fine.
Going out with Raj
Going smaller would require weeks' worth of new computations.
Good Lord, I made you tea, just drink it.
GPS says we'll be at the railway in three hours.
Great, anybody's better than...
Great, so you want me to stay at a job I'm not happy at.
Guess who's home from day care?
Guess who's home from the aquarium?
Guys, focus. Should we do something about Nowitzki?
Guys, I'm not living in a garage.
Ha, I'm worth it.
He also has a remarkable amount of credit card debt.
He asks about my day, takes an interest in my life.
He didn't know it until he was cuffed, but yeah.
He doesn't, he just likes looking at them, bring a book.
He is an indoor cat.
He pays for my car, my rent and my credit cards.
He said the only way to really fix an old floor like that
He took the day off
He's been in there a long time.
He's just doing it to make her happy
He's losing his apartment, he's in debt, he's probably humiliated.
He's my brother, I didn't think I needed your permission.
He's worried about looking foolish
Heads up. Both of you are named Emily,
Hearthstone? What would you be the happiest losing at?
Hello, Father, we need to talk.
Hello. I'm Dr. Sheldon Cooper.
Her name's Rebecca.
Here. You're sad, so I made you tea.
Hey, Bernadette, let's test this theory. What do you think I'm feeling right now?
Hey, can I ask you a question? You've been married for a while.
Hey, hey. I just found a farm where they let you chop down your own tree.
Hey, how's it going?
Hey, I was thinking maybe we take Halley to the zoo this weekend.
Hey, I was thinking, if you wanna do a couples costume,
Hey, Leonard, if you're not busy tomorrow,
Hey, Olsen twins.
Hey, Raj, do you wanna go with me tomorrow?
Hey, Raj, I owe you an apology.
Hey, Sheldon. Hey, Amy. It's Bert.
Hey, the circus arts are very physically and mentally demanding.