Breaking Bad (2008) - Season 2 Edit

A $10 US Savings Bond.

A 30 minute discourse...

A battery is a galvanic cell.

A bed?

A big opportunity.

A cautious man.

A cockroach comes out from under a fridge, what do you do?

A couple hundred dollars here, a few thousand there.

A couple hundred dollars here, a few thousand there.

A DEA agent came looking for you, Jesse.

A favour?

A flower van.

A gold mine we can't sell.

A hundred more a month. That's the cash price.

A job? Why?

A little culture won't kill you.

A little mercury switch, 9 volt battery...

A little skinnier, which is definitely no tragedy.

A panini. There's another one in the freezer if you want it.

A savings bond printed on carbon based paper...

A second cell phone?

A shootout?

A simple explanation...

A strong force of attraction.

A ways down the road?

A week ago you talked like you were all ready to hang it up.

A.P.D. sent this over. This was about eight or 10 days ago.

A.P.D.'s been known to sit on this place...

About a hundred cops looking for me.

About another 15 miles.

Absolutely not. No way.

Absolutely.

Absolutely.

Absolutely. Get to see what you're supporting. Thank you.

Absolutely. It's included.

Absolutely. That's all I need.

According to your scan, Walt, you have radiation pneumonitis.

Actually, I think our next move is to schedule a psychiatric evaluation.

Actually, I think the very fact they haven't found him yet...

Actually, I want it in a money order.

Actually, I...

Actually, I'm at work, so... Oh, hey.

Actually, it's not as bad as it sounds.

Actually, may I see Ted Beneke? I I think he'll remember me.

Actually, the money laundering aspect is fairly straightforward.

Actually...

Adjusting for inflation...

After a certain point, time off doesn't help...

After completing my first round of treatment...

After you gonna make up some new magic number?

Again I instructed him to show his hands.

Again?

Again.

Again. Again.

Agent Schrader, can you spare a moment?

Agent Schrader, I'd like you to meet Andrew Coffman of the Adobe Hotel.

Agent Schrader...

Agitated?

Ain't got no confusions and interpretations...

Aircraft calling, please stand by.

Aircraft calling, say again.

Albuquerque Police! You're under arrest! Get on the ground!

Albuquerque Police. How may I direct your call?

All I ever managed to do...

All I know is my contact said he was there.

All I know is there's a whole world of them out there.

All I'm saying is everything's fine.

All it would take is one friend...

All Jesse wants is what's coming to him.

All of it.

All of it.

All of it. The whole damn place.

All of whom think that I am right on the edge of bankruptcy.

All right, 16, 000 laundered at 75 cents on the dollar...

All right, 16, 000 laundered at 75 cents on the dollar...

All right, all right.

All right, all right. No, I understand.

All right, chief. Yeah. Thanks a lot.

All right, come on. On the table.

All right, everybody. Listen up.

All right, everyone. Eyes on your paper.

All right, fair enough. I can appreciate that.

All right, first off, everything you did, you did for your family.

All right, guys. Here we go.

All right, I really just need you to go.

All right, I swear to God I will shoot you both in the face.

All right, I will admit to a bit of a learning curve.

All right, I'll let you go. So call me.

All right, just go down that road for like 15 more miles, all right?

All right, listen to me very carefully.

All right, look, just make it snappy.

All right, look. We got...

All right, now you, ski bum. Come on. Give with the dollar.

All right, pal?

All right, ready? Let's put it in gear.

All right, so how about we get, you know, down to it?

All right, so we need to jump the battery somehow.

All right, so you ready?

All right, so you're gonna head west on the 40 for like, what, 30 miles?

All right, so you're on the dirt road?

All right, so, what, you hold the crystal and she holds the H, huh?

All right, tell you what.

All right, that's 40 times 42...

All right, the usual drill. I'll need a W 2 or recent pay stub, current employer...

All right, there's maybe an 8 ball here.

All right, turn around.

All right, we have a turn coming up here, so prepare to apply the brakes.

All right, we have to act fast, before it goes to waste.

All right, you know what?

All right?

All right? Badger will not identify anyone to anybody.

All right? Cut out the middleman. Run our own game.

All right? Everybody and their mother's gonna want a taste. And second...

All right? I got civil rights.

All right? Look, this is my RV.

All right? So you'll be hearing from me.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. All right. Hey, how about this?

All right. All right. Hey, how about this?

All right. All right. Now...

All right. Dig in, dig in. Pancakes are not getting hotter.

All right. Don't freak, all right? We didn't get ripped off.

All right. Empty your pockets.

All right. Got one. Steely Dan.

All right. Here. You take the good one.

All right. I just had to get a beer.

All right. I'm coming.

All right. I'm gonna stand up, all right? Because I got bad knees.

All right. I'm hitting it.

All right. Just let me think about it, okay?

All right. Lame ass TV ads aside...

All right. Let's all get back to work, for chrissake, okay?

All right. Let's lay them out flat.

All right. No, I'll just keep looking.

All right. Now, this is our territory, right? Currently.

All right. Other than Gomie here pees sitting down...

All right. Shoes. Give them here.

All right. So where's my money?

All right. So, what's DBAA?

All right. Thanks a lot, man. Appreciate that.

All right. There's our boy.

All right. Time to clean the menudo out from between your ears

All right. Two grand. Okay?

All right. We are witnesses. We are loose ends.

All right. We'll get this. I promise. Now let's just try again. All right?

All right. We'll take care of that tomorrow. Okay, good night.

All right. Well, then if that's the case, he must have a second phone.

All right. You keep them closed just like that.

All right. You might wanna go easier on the brake.

All right... No, big arrows, giant arrows.

All the lies.

All the old timers I know are either dead or in prison.

All this here, we're not gonna just shoot this up our arms, Jesse.

All we did, we just walked in all smooth like.

All you need to know is I ain't cooking or shopping or whatever the hell.

All's I saw was that knife he stuck in my face, like that big.

Almost as if somebody wised up, stopped shitting where they eat.

Already done it.

Also fairly easy to overlook during an autopsy.

Also his last known address.

Also, we're pretty sure he knifed a Mexican national in '03.

Always a relief to say that and actually mean it.

Always acting like I'm his indentured servant.

Always nice to see you. What a nice surprise.

Among the gangsters The gringos' fame is inflated

An isolated episode of transient global amnesia.

An offer which still stands, by the way.

An unrelated family matter.

And after that, we can discuss Visa or MasterCard...

And after we sell him our usual four pounds, then we'll pull this out.

And all he keeps saying is, "I'm fine. I'm fine. Leave me alone."

And all these big banks and Fannie Mae and...

And B: I have enough trouble working around your zits."

And being off all of them for the past few days, I have to say...

And believe me, I'm gonna earn every penny of it too.

And by extension, you know, neither are you.

And by the way, I'm sleeping with him"?

And do I need to state the obvious?

And don't buy everything in one place.

And enjoy.

And even worse, El Paso says he's got some kind of cartel connection.

And five minutes of your time.

And for my money, seeing how he customarily deals with rivals...

And for the first time in a long time...

And gals. And gals. Guys Guys and gals.

And Gustavo Fring of Los Polios Hermanos.

And he always does the right thing.

And he barely even speaks to me anymore

And he made them a fortune. I mean, incalculable.

And he was so drunk, he was practically slurring his words.

And he's coming to the end and he takes second.

And how are you sleeping?

And how has my cancer responded?

And how many cells will we need?

And I apologise deeply.

And I came to realise it's that fear that's the worst of it.

And I can be a bush pilot.

And I don't know you. I don't know jack.

And I don't look anything like her anymore.

And I don't need you telling me that it won't.

And I figured the less he knows, the better.

And I got no game, all right?

And I just...

And I just...

And I love this family.

And I need that in a cashier's cheque or a money order, doesn't matter.

And I need to get involved like I need a second hole in my ass.

And I really hope we didn't worry you.

And I said bye.

And I think having her mother around for at least the first few years..

And I wasn't even putting two and two together. I was just thinking:

And I would like to be a small and silent part of it.

And I, for one, am gonna be much better about keeping in touch.

And I'll get my stuff too, okay?

And I'm doing them, Hank.

And I'm enormous now.

And I'm like, "A: This ain't the Sistine Chapel.

And I'm sorry.

And I'm sure you'll be very glad to hear that, yes, I feel ashamed.

And I've only just started to look into it.

And if he doesn't go, I don't go.

And if I can find you, how far behind can the cops be?

And if it's a yes, we need to schedule it.

And if it's all copacetic, I'll call.

And in addition to first and last, I want two more months.

And it will.

And it's all real, actual money.

And it's just an office job. I'm just sitting on my butt.

And it's only his first dealing rap...

And just Just take a deep breath.

And let's make that left hand turn.

And look what they're saying.

And make it out to "Ice Station Zebra Associates."

And Marie won't admit it. She won't apologise.

And McDonald tabletops it, lands it.

And mother's maiden name and place of birth.

And my SAC in El Paso sends me home.

And no Federales are gonna mess with us...

And no idea what caused it?

And no one could stop it If they wanted to

And no. I'm not. I'm not having an affair, okay?

And not because anybody is telling us to.

And now my son created his own website...

And perhaps I was overly ambitious.

And right then, I got sick.

And she had this...

And she's all like:

And tell him to let them air dry this time.

And thanks, Daddy Warbucks...

And that guy you met...

And that was it.

And that way, we can just dune buggy or...

And that way... That way he just kept staring at us...

And that's all I'm saying about that.

And that's church, yo. For real.

And that's exactly how we should have kept it.

And that's how he teaches me to be.

And that's very nice.

And that's why I fight for you, Albuquerque.

And that's you. You are a blowfish.

And the Dolby six point whatever.

And the energy savings. I mean...

And the husband with the lung cancer...

And the lukewarm water heater that leaks rusty looking crap...

And the overdrawn checking account.

And the RV?

And the... And the meth.

And then again...

And then everyone quit on us.

And then he says, "Give me a four, " you know?

And then they came in and busted her.

And then you can get whatever you want. Great.

And then your cell phone rang.

And then...

And then...

And then...

And they did.

And they know it.

And this guy? What's his superpower?

And this is every quarter for the last two years.

And washers and nuts and bolts and screws...

And we can just send up a signal flare.

And we're sure of that?

And we're talking about an amount not bigger than the head of a pin.

And what about this Pinkman? What was his car doing at the crime scene?

And what happens when he finds out that my brother in law is a DEA agent?

And what if he doesn't?

And what would that be?

And what's your end of this?

And when Hank checked your phone records...

And when they're gone...

And while you're at it, explain it to me.

And who's this? This guy can surf without a board?

And why do you think my son and Mr. White would be in touch?

And why? Why does he do that?

And yet, I can't spend it. I can't tell my family about it.

And yet...

And you and Elliott are welcome anytime. Really.

And you are...?

And you ask why I ran?

And you kick that bastard as hard as you can right in the teeth.

And you know what?

And you made me miss the birth of my daughter.

And you should have seen the coffin.

And you sit here and tell me that that is none of my business?

And you turn us down out of pride, whatever...

And you waving your chequebook around...

And you, as a medical practitioner...

And you...

And you're all tucked in at night with your precious family.

And you're gonna go past the casino with the big arrows in the parking lot.

And you're good with NP, NS?

And you're the one that made me move the keys.

And you're thinking this is acceptable?

And your hair should start to come back.

And, folks, the knockout is only...

And, I mean, I really studied. Like, really, really studied.

And, I mean, I'm so into chemistry for, like, the concepts.

And, oh, she's counting every one of them, you know.

And, well, I've been thinking about that a lot...

And, well, the weird thing is that...

And, wow, handsome. Oh, my God.

And, you know, pot is like stepping stones.

And, you know, probably talking about how to get published...

And...

Anode.

Answer me one thing.

Any bags left unattended will be confiscated by...

Any bags left unattended will be confiscated...

Any other drugs in the house?

Any questions?

Anybody. He's a great father, a great teacher.

Anyone wanna see the photos, they're on my website. Hilarious.

Anyone? Anyone?

Anything else you can think of?

Anything else.

Anything falls into it, it sets the alarm off.

Anything that gets the DEA's panties in this big a bunch...

Anything we can do to help.

Anything we can do.

Anything you say to me is totally privileged.

Anything. Just tell me what you need.

Anyway, guess you had something bigger going down.

Anyway, I have got to go.

Anyway, I just wanted to welcome you.

Anyway, it doesn't matter now because my contact says it's a no go.

Anyway, it was probably just as well that I lost it.

Anyway, she was saying that when they were there...

Anyway, we'll stay on it.

Anyway, which is why I'm going around...

Anyway, within the next 48 hours, maybe 72...

Anyway.

Anyway.

Anyway.

Anyway. The upshot is...

Anyway...

Anyway...

Anyway...

Anyways, he goes backwards.

Apologise.

Apologise.

Appearances, Gomey. It's all about appearances.

Apply a little elbow grease.

Apply yourselves.

April...

Are already married...

Are they here now?

Are they punking me?

Are those donations?

Are we just gonna grow a magic beanstalk?

Are we just on mañana time?

Are we on the planet Earth?

Are we on the planet Saturn?

Are we...?

Are you a police officer?

Are you basing that on that he's got a normal, healthy brain or something?

Are you ducking me, or what? This makes the third time.

Are you familiar with my product?

Are you following me here?

Are you going to work today?

Are you gonna do right?

Are you mad dogging them, Tio?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you saying that they're stupid?

Are you saying what I think you're saying?

Are you serious?

Are you still having mad relations out there?

Are you sure about that? I mean, I...

Are you sure you were at the right restaurant?

Are you there? Hello.

As a matter of fact...

As big as you are?

As for now, no contact. Understood?

As I said, I would like if you let me inside here...

As of right now, we really...

As of the 1st, I want you to split your time between here and El Paso.

As totally productive.

As you know...

Ask it, like, official.

Asked and answered, right?

At least I got persistence.

At least I tried something.

At least since this.

At the time, Dr. Hall worked for General Electric.

At the time, he'd been missing for hours...

At this point, how many shots fired?

At this point, I identified the suspect as Mr. Salamanca...

At this time, $16,000.

Attention, passengers: Please maintain visual contact...

Attention, passengers: Please maintain visual contact...

Awesome.

Awesome. DEA all the way. Yes.

Babe, relax.

Baby, get up and help me.

Baby, I gotta go.

Baby, not now.

Baby, that don't make any sense.

Baby. Baby, wait up.

Back at work soon?

Back in the late '70s, ricin was used to assassinate a Bulgarian journalist.

Back when everyone thought you killed Spooge...

Bad, huh?

Badger got busted.

Badger is way too loyal to roll.

Badger looks like he's gonna throw up.

Badger, listen.

Badger, what is this?

Badger! Brandon Mayhew.

Badger's cousin took it to his garage. It's safe.

Balance for the tow, the repairs...

Bathroom, cool tile.

Bean speak for tortoise. Okay?

Beat you.

Because God knows she's the one with the really important problems.

Because he does what I say.

Because I actually really like it here.

Because I can trust him.

Because I really screwed up.

Because I said I would...?

Because I sure as hell didn't find myself locked in a trunk...

Because that's exactly what I need, to be judged all the time!

Because the DEA will come down on your boy...

Because the other day, I was coughing up some blood.

Because these two, they need to get got.

Because they have three sets of teeth and will take a bite out of anything?

Because this isn't you.

Because we do things my way this time...

Because we like you and all.

Because what I know about you, high school teacher...

Because you don't think. That's why.

Because you're a liar, Walt.

Bedroom.

Bedtime.

Been around someone who smokes?

Been making the girls breakfast in the morning.

Before your surgery, I asked if you had packed your cell phone...

Before. With your dad.

Being that rock.

Beneke.

Beneke.

Besides, I want you well for the weekend.

Besides, you might like it. A lot of her paintings look like vaginas.

Better call Saul.

Better known as Jimmy In 'N Out.

Better late than never, huh?

Better not get too close.

Better not let your mom see.

Better safe than sorry. That's my motto.

Better?

Better.

Big Gulp? Slim Jim?

Big lunch.

Big stuff here was moving this guy's body...

Big yawn, Holly.

Biggest donation...

Bishop.

Bitch.

Blasted out of your mind on whatever the hell that was.

Blind drop. I will let you know when and where.

Blowfishing this up.

Blue, yellow, pink, whatever, man, just keep bringing me that.

Blue's better than black, right?

Bodega. Way across town.

Bonds are what hold the physical world together.

Bonds.

Both of you pull it out of your butts right now...

Both times, they had him dead to rights, yo. And then, poof.

Bounce, little man.

Boy or girl? Or are you keeping it a secret?

Brandon Mayhew.

Brandon Mayhew.

Brandon Mayhew. All right.

Breathe in, breathe out.

Breathe into his mouth.

Brewing is an art form, Marie. I think you'd appreciate that by now.

Bring him what you owe him.

Bring it back.

Bring me brake pads.

Bring me up to speed on Tuco Salamanca.

Bring the bottle back.

Brownie points for taking a nap.

Buddy, we're gonna be here. You kidding me?

Buddy, you might as well be asking me about the roaches.

Bueller?

Built in corrosion resistant draught reducer...

Burns about 5000 degrees.

Business as usual.

But Hey, hey.

But all right, here we go. Slow it down just a little bit.

But Badger hasn't kicked in his full amount.

But by now, the big guy, Gonzo...

But considering all the polyphenols and the limonoids, can't hurt.

But couldn't we just cook one quick batch?

But don't worry. I'm also doing all the dishes.

But first, we gotta get clean.

But for now, I'd say that you folks have earned some celebrating.

But good luck arguing that in court.

But he can be on his own?

But he helps out, though.

But his phone rang. I heard it.

But how is he? Really?

But I am earning double time, so there's a bright side.

But I can pay you this week, all right?

But I can pay you this week, all right?

But I can't be a part of it.

But I can't just let you break this down.

But I gotta tell you, the not telling your wife aspect?

But I guess I'm good anywhere as long as it's the two of us.

But I have picked up the phone about a hundred times. I just...

But I have to say Walt's come through it like a champ.

But I kept up, right?

But I made it. I really made it.

But I make what I make. Two large. No exceptions.

But I mean...

But I think you know the badass who did.

But I thought, you know, maybe she has some money...

But I will not contribute to his overdose.

But I will, soon.

But I wouldn't wait any longer.

But I'll be back before you know it...

But I'll, you know...

But I'm just so glad, the way it all worked out.

But I'm not thirsty.

But I'm sure he'd be glad to, you know, write some

But if not, Saul will take care of things.

But if you could do me this huge favour and just return her phone calls.

But it is a big deal. Yeah.

But it seems to me that what you call breakage...

But it... It killed him?

But it's an ongoing process, Sky...

But it's true. It really is.

But lately, it just feels like...

But make sure you bust up your cell and toss it, all right? We'll figure it out.

But no deals with the DEA.

But no more, like, in the house.

But now at least we have some options...

But of course, they don't.

But outside, I've got reports of the blue stuff...

But please turn your life around.

But seeing as throwing in the towel is not an option...

But still, I mean, there is that frustration.

But that didn't make sense...

But that homey's dead

But that homey's dead He just doesn't know it yet

But that's what he looks like now.

But the picture's, like, way sharper. Blacks are deeper too.

But then again...

But then, a short time after, he wandered out of the bathroom.

But then...

But there's been a significant reduction in the tumours.

But there's more coming in all the time.

But they can occasionally adapt to other local areas...

But they send their regrets and their warm wishes.

But they're gonna run a whole series of tests, so...

But until we know what caused this incident...

But wait. It gets better.

But what could it be? I mean, did they give you a worst case scenario?

But what they were truly saying, in my opinion...

But when you start to feel overwhelmed...

But with some sound advice...

But you can't infantilize them, you can't live their life for them.

But you cannot take it out on me.

But you know what?

But you know what? I'm a good person and I work hard.

But you were way faster than him.

But, like...

But, oh, I see.

But, son, I owe you an apology most of all.

But, yes, that's what I'm soaking the sponges in.

But, you know, it's definitely a dude.

But, you know, we've all been thinking about you, and...

But... What about the phone call?

Buzzards and rats and all that.

By "anything stupid," I mean anything at all.

By the way, where do you keep the money?

Bye.

Bye.

Bye.

Call him back.

Call me a bad mother. I'll show you a bad mother, bitch.

Call me if you can, whenever's convenient.

Call Skyler.

Called in sick three days in a row.

Can he get it running again?

Can I help you, sir?

Can I help you?

Can I trust you?

Can I try?

Can this person identify you? Can she identify you being there?

Can you get the phone, please?

Can you go peekaboo like this? Can you keep your eyes closed?

Can you meet?

Can you not do or say anything to anyone until then?

Can you tell us a little about your work here?

Can you.? Can you please explain to me...

Can't you at least be original?

Carbon is at the centre of it all.

Care to try it?"

Careful when you hit it.

Carmen is carbon.

Cash on hand.

Cathode.

Celebrate. I won't have to look at your ugly mug six days a week.

Change, I mean. Coins.

Check it out, huh? Good likeness.

Cheddar, Mr. White.

Cheers.

Chem students trying to make a big score.

Chemical bonds are what make matter matter.

Chemotherapy and marijuana go together...

Chilli powder.

Chilli powder.

China's undercutting us at every turn. I'm at a loss.

Christ! Today of all days, huh?

Christian Ortega, a.k.a. Combo.

Christmas came early to the Schrader household.

Christmas, batch of '06? Come on.

City, state and federal, he's spent 44 of the last 58 years inside.

Clear direct to Albuquerque via the

Climb and maintain 13,000.

Climb it and escape?

Close your eyes and go to sleep.

Clovis, come on.

Clovis, he'll pay you the rest later.

Combo rang me before it went down, said dudes were mad dogging him..

Combo's dead.

Combo's people, his ma, grandma, cousins...

Come here, baby. Come here, baby.

Come here.

Come here.

Come here. Give your old man a hug.

Come in and say hello.

Come on in, Dad.

Come on, 2800.

Come on, already. Come on. Be cool.

Come on, baby.

Come on, big 28. You can do it.

Come on, can we at least just take the night off?

Come on, come on.

Come on, come on.

Come on, damn it.

Come on, do it.

Come on, Granddad.

Come on, just tell me what you want. Jesus!

Come on, let's get him up

Come on, make it official.

Come on, sit down right here.

Come on, Walt. Speech.

Come on, where you towing it, man, Seattle?

Come on, yo, can you please, please just help a brother out?

Come on, you bitches.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Chop chop.

Come on. Come on, baby.

Come on. Come on. Point made, man. Point made. Yes.

Come on. Damn. No, please, God.

Come on. Don't be like that.

Come on. Have you seen my hourly rate?

Come on. I was joking. Come on.

Come on. Inside.

Come on. Look. What?

Come on. Please.

Come to me, beautiful baby. I'm gonna be so good to you.

Come to think of it...

Come...

Communication. Communication, right? Back and forth. Come on.

Complaining about her nurses the entire time.

Congratulations, Walt.

Congratulations, you just left your family a secondhand Subaru.

Congratulations.

Congratulations.

Connections.

Conscience gets expensive, doesn't it?

Considering it's our only set...

Constitution of America?

Contact Albuquerque Center, 134.6.

Continue to descend through 1500.

Copper.

Cops bust Jimmy, Badger gets out, everybody's happy...

Cops!

Cops.

Cost of living, food, clothing, utilities...

Coughing up blood, giving speeches, you know, like:

Could you...

Couldn't get out of bed, I couldn't move.

Couldn't you please just let this slide?

Count down from 20, and then you dial.

Couple of local bulletheads.

Covalent bonds, ionic bonds.

Crack him over the head with something?

Criminals, like the one you...

Crushed his arm, pinned him here, and he bled out.

Cue ball son of a bitch laughed in my face.

Cut it, you're out.

Cyber begging. That's all that is.

Dad, come on.

Dad, he's our tenant.

Dad, it's not what it looks like.

Dad, no! Okay!

Dad, no.

Dad, no. No, stop it! Don't touch him, Dad!

Dad, no. Stop it! Stop it, Dad! Stop it!

Dad, notice anything?