Breaking Bad - Season 1 Edit

A 5,000 milliliter round bottom.

A 5,000 milliliter round bottom.

A baby shower gift.

A bad ass, from what I hear.

A bad ass, from what I hear.

A better comfort, is fine by me.

A cashier's check in the full amount,

A chemical supply place, south of town.

A couple of times a week, maybe more, after work,

A couple of times a week, maybe more, after work,

A crib, then, okay. A crib

A gateway drug.

A handful of nothing.

A handful of nothing.

A hell of a lot.

A junkyard? Let me guess, you picked this place?

A little more, that's all.

A little under the weather this morning.

A snitch?

A snitch?

A tiara.

A tiara. Yes.

A white gold tiara for a newborn baby.

A wire.

A.k.a. Krazy 8. Way smarter than your average cheese eater.

About a story that I'm writing, that's all.

About anything, to anyone.

About anything, to anyone.

About as good as you look.

About what you said to Dr. Delcavoli about alternative medicine.

ABQ, born and bred.

Absolutely not.

Absolutely.

Acting like you're all out for blood.

Active, inactive, good, bad.

Actually, I like it.

Actually, not at all.

Actually, now thinking about retiring.

Adam... No.

Adds up to...

After sitting and listening to you all talk about his future...

After we finish cleaning up this mess,

Ah, getting some of those items may be challenging.

Ah, I was thinking about driving up on Friday, coming back Sunday.

Ah, sodium.

Ah, well, sexual.

Ah! Tight, tight, tight, yeah.

Ah.

Aha. A gift. Mm hm.

Ahem. Seriously, tell my friend here how you got started.

Ahh.

Ahh.

Ahh.

All right what?

All right, all right, all right.

All right, all right, look, not touching, okay? Not touching here.

All right, hoof it, get lost. Get out of here.

All right, I've got the talking pillow now.

All right, look at it this way, okay?

All right, look, buddy...

All right, looking good.

All right, Operation TBD.

All right, so just listen.

All right, so just listen.

All right, you brought me some really clean crystal.

All right, you brought me some really clean crystal.

All right? I told you, that tiara was a gift...

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. All right, you know what?

All right. All right.

All right. All right.

All right. Hey, I want a beer.

All right. How much?

All right. How much?

All right. Let's see what the turn brings us.

All right. Let's see what the turn brings us.

All right. Well, listen.

All right. You know what? The RV is going to start now.

All the way down at the molecular level.

All those chemicals they had you working around.

All you all, house is not for sale.

Alone time can be helpful for some types.

Alone time can be helpful for some types.

Although he wasn't anywhere near as friendly in real life.

Although we'll prescribe an antiemetic

Always know that you have a family who loves you very, very much.

Am I supposed to leave you with all that debt?

An autopsy of a pot overdose? Come on.

An innocent pregnant woman in a dank storeroom.

And actually, we recently found out that it's a girl.

And adiós, huh?

And another 15 for my partner's pain and suffering.

And another 15 for my partner's pain and suffering.

And asked what kind of chemicals they use to bleach their paper.

And certain intestinal issues.

And destroy that gun forever.

And don't look at me.

And even resulted in remission.

And found the same 99.1 meth.

And fulminative mercury is a prime example of that,

And fulminative mercury is a prime example of that,

And get a couple boxes at a time and then sell them to me.

And had the same conversation over and over again?

And hands off the car.

And have you been in touch with Elliott?

And have you been in touch with Elliott?

And he could melt right through 4 inches of solid steel

And he's even more, um, physical.

And he's since been fired.

And her child will be born with horrible birth defects.

And hitting a target, accurately, 23 miles away.

And how we had instituted a new rule last year

And I believe, Hank, that that was around the time.

And I can tell them how my daughter in law remembers

And I couldn't find a decent enough weapon,

And I didn't have a snowball chance of that.

And I don't get, you know, lung cancer?

And I put it right into my credit union account, so..

And I put it right into my credit union account, so..

And I really enjoy the nature.

And I really enjoy the nature.

And I think everybody would like it

And I used to go in there a lot

And I was probably dumb enough to buy it.

And I will not hesitate to call him.

And I, um, l... I should've just...

And I... I really don't appreciate these sales calls.

And I... I think about you all the time.

And I'd like to take a moment to thank him for that

And I'm trying to... um...

And in a way that no one will ever find it.

And it doesn't really say it here...

And it weighed a thousand tons.

And it'll be good to...

And it's a delicate subject.

And it's getting warmer outside.

And it's not about you, really.

And it's not about you, really.

And it's the weekend,

And Joan Everman... You know Joan.

And just so you know,

And let me tell you something else,

And let me tell you something else.

And look, there you are, Esmeralda.

And me? What...?

And me.

And me.

And normally I'd say someone did the world a favor.

And nothing can stop you from getting it...

And now is your chance.

And now they're bringing us all these photos,

And now you waste my time with these Chiclets?

And once I caught on to that, I would do crossword puzzles

And once I noticed her,

And only you can get them for us.

And recently these afternoons,

And recently these afternoons,

And she also worked the cash register.

And some of them don't wanna spend their last weeks or months...

And start cutting deals, okay?

And start cutting deals, okay?

And tell them you'll start next week?

And thank you.

And that will cut through a lock?

And that's how you would remember me.

And that's maybe only good for, like, maybe a half pound worth

And the faster reactants, i. e., explosives,

And the faster reactants, i. e., explosives,

And the Gustav was capable of firing a 7 ton shell

And the next day they found out over half of the students were high on LSD.

And the river card.

And the river card.

And the theft of lab equipment from your school is also receiving our highest attention.

And the topic was senior class photos

And then all of a sudden, bam, we're... We're in that ditch.

And then the headaches. Honey, it wasn't that.

And then when I turned that down, he flat out...

And then you walk in here, and you bring me more meth?

And then you walk in here, and you bring me more meth?

And then you'll get your chance.

And then, when the coast is clear,

And then, you know, the killer in the basement,

And there's this stoner character in it

And they're getting a substitute for a few weeks.

And they're getting a substitute for a few weeks.

And this cancer thing...

And tonight we're lucky enough to have someone here to give us some specifics.

And try to counteract that.

And turn them down because they show cleavage.

And turn them down because they show cleavage.

And we are going to be watching a very interesting video

And we have got to do something about that soon.

And we see him on Friday.

And we spend all that money, and...

And we tore old Hugo's house apart.

And we tore old Hugo's house apart.

And we will tell this to no one.

And we'll get out of here.

And we're just left wondering

And we're just left wondering

And what'd I say, man? This guy can cook.

And what's best for both parties is we forget all about it.

And what's best for both parties is we forget all about it.

And whup your ass?

And why'd you go and tell her I was selling you weed?

And you play on our emotions

And you tell us anything and everything

And you want more.

And you.

And you're going nowhere until you do.

And your share is 13,

And your share is 13,

And your stuff is, like, so sweet.

And, hey, I was young once, you know.

And, in my case, they happen to be true.

And, uh, boy, I tell you, I was...

And, uh, I would appreciate it if you don't call here anymore.

And, uh, just:

And, uh, of course, there's the possibility of nausea,

And, uh, well, that got us talking,

And, uh... Heh heh.

And, what, that justifies stealing?

Angry at you?

Another pound next week?

Another pound next week?

Another year, we'd be okay.

Any decent acid's gonna eat right through this.

Anybody down here?

Anything that helps my patient have a better outlook,

Anyway, any respirators like that go missing lately?

Anyway, any respirators like that go missing lately?

Anyway, how about your dad here? That there's a good story, Walt.

Anyway, I mean, pseudo's getting harder and harder to come by and...

Anyway, I swear to Christ, he used to iron those patches...

Anyway, say hello to Domingo Gallardo Molina.

Anyway, see what I'm talking about? That's female perspective.

Anyway, th... That and I wanted to, uh..

Anyway, welcome to your baby shower, Esmeralda.

Anyways, so like I was saying,

Apparently there's some new type

Apparently, it don't take much. No doubt. Go figure.

Approval on checkstand eight, please. Thank you

Are going to have to be making do with me today.

Are mirror images of one another, right,

Are there any other respirators?

Are there any other respirators?

Are you asking me to come work for you at Gray Matter?

Are you even listening to the words coming out of your mouth?

Are you gonna help me clean this up?

Are you gonna help me or what?

Are you gonna stick me with that broken piece of plate?

Are you happy with your current long distance service?

Are you kidding? He looks younger than us.

Are you nuts?

Are you nuts?

Are you okay?

Are you on the pipe or on the needle?

Are you out of your mind?

Are you out of your mind? I totally would've smoked that.

Are you saying that they're stupid?

Are you saying there was a break in?

Are you smoking weed? Oh, my God.

Are you sure? She's bound to find out.

Are you up for having a visitor?

Are you up for having a visitor?

Arms around him.

Arms around him.

As far as I'm concerned, your chemistry education is over.

As far as our customers go, I don't wanna know anything about them.

As far as our customers go, I don't wanna know anything about them.

As it turns out, the insurance came through after all.

As mirror image forms of one another

As per the coin.

Ask him how long he's known.

Ask him.

Asshole.

At least once during every practice.

Atta man. That's what's happening.

Atta man. That's what's happening.

Awesome.

Aww.

Ay yi yi.

Back at Caltech, he was...

Back off, man. Jesus.

Bad ass, Dad.

Bad ass, Dad.

Bad enough. She didn't last long.

Bad enough. She didn't last long.

Badger!

Bam.

Bathtub, what? What do you mean, bathtub?

Be good to me.

Be that way.

Be that way.

Because he was out cold.

Because I could seriously go for a bowl right now, you know what I'm saying,

Because I haven't seen a check from him.

Because I haven't seen a check from him.

Because I love you, you little bastard.

Because I mostly remember

Because I think that we can do business together. We came to an understanding.

Because I think that we can do business together. We came to an understanding.

Because I told you.

Because I'm counting six. Inventory says eight.

Because I'm counting six. Inventory says eight.

Because I'm on probation, yo.

Because if you're not, I would definitely really, really love

Because it was close enough to the lab

Because it was close enough to the lab

Because it was illegal.

Because lately it's been kind of making me paranoid, so...

Because no matter how they divide it up, someone would be left out.

Because somehow it seemed preferable

Because that would be the way to do it,

Because they'll buy everything you got.

Because this is supposed to be one big ass lock.

Because you didn't follow my instructions.

Because you're being...

Because, you know, I've been...

Before he, too, wanders off down the damn street.

Before you hit that, man, you know what I'm saying?

Belonging to one of our snitches.

Belonging to one of our snitches.

Besides, I keep them right here in my pocket anyway, so...

Besides, I keep them right here in my pocket anyway, so...

Besides...

Best scante ever.

Best two out of three?

Better plan on being late if you're going in that direction.

Big ass beaker, huh?

Big lawns and shade trees,

Big lawns and shade trees,

Big savings This way and save

Bigtime, bigtime on the pipe.

Billy, you back from the crapper yet?

Billy? Billy?

Bit of a fixer, but this house has great bones.

Blue, yellow, pink.

Both of us are. We wanted you to know that.

Break out the ice.

Break out the ice.

Brilliant.

Brilliant.

Bring me some water, would you?

Bringing soup to some disgusting old person,

Buddy, why? I mean, why wouldn't you wanna tell anybody?

Bullshit!

Bullshit!

Bullshit.

But although they may look the same,

But as he's chair of the science department,

But as long as it doesn't interfere with our treatment,

But don't you have a real name?

But drop a commando,

But he didn't raid your chemistry set.

But he didn't raid your chemistry set.

But her wheelchair wouldn't fit in the RV.

But I did find some pros who will rip it off for us.

But I love you.

But I won't.

But I'm telling you, you really shine on that oboe.

But if a reaction happens quickly,

But if a reaction happens quickly,

But it... Is it?

But it... Is it?

But it's also important that we manage our expectations.

But it's so... It's really... It's...

But just look at all this space.

But make the mistake of giving that same pregnant woman

But maybe not.

But now that Elliott is more than willing to pitch in...

But one of the top 10 in the entire nation,

But our snitch's car, turns out we find two grams of meth in it,

But owing me money, that's bad.

But prepare for it to be on the midterm.

But probing and digesting of information about UFOs

But since our HMO's not paying for it, we can pay up front with a credit card.

But some meth monkey had a feeding frenzy in here, okay?

But some meth monkey had a feeding frenzy in here, okay?

But that's it.

But that's it.

But that's what I'm talking about,

But the treatments we have at our disposal

But the treatments we have at our disposal

But then all of a sudden we're off the main road

But there's...

But they got talked into it by their families.

But they possess an extremely high skill set.

But they want 10 grand.

But this Daddy Warbucks wants to chip in, man.

But this dude's like The Jeffersons,

But this methylamine...

But trust me,

But we're pretty sure he's, you know...

But we're pretty sure he's, you know...

But what good is it to just survive if I am too sick to work?

But what I can tell you is that we have some very good people working very hard on this case.

But what I want...

But would you be interested in a felony quantity of methamphetamine?

But you are alive. Obviously you wised up.

But you don't know jack about slinging dope.

But you don't know jack about slinging dope.

But you got a bum arm, right?

But you know that anybody in my situation

But you maybe got some crystal, man?

But you might wanna consider a different line of work.

But you've gotta convince me

But your mother would do them in ink.

But, honey...

But, um...

But, you know, I don't know, I've been thinking lately

But, you know, what I mean is that you and I should work together again.

But...

By a photographer of their choice.

By making g**** soda in class.

By mole, we're looking at 63 percent.

Bye, honey.

Call if the discomfort's too much.

Call if the discomfort's too much.

Call the fire people.

Called the Gustav Gun.

Calm down, damn it.

Calm down.

Calma. Calma.

Calma. Calma.

Can be very effective.

Can I get the pillow back? I agree with Marie.

Can I just try it? Fine, fine, go ahead.

Can you do that?

Can you handle 4 pounds?

Can you tell me why you'd do such a thing?

Can't hurt to know it, right? So...

Can't we just dump them here?

Cancer.

Cancer.

Capable of acting out of mutual self interest, yes?

Car was abandoned at what appears to be a cook site.

Carbon, 9 percent. Carbon, 9.

Carmen, the vice principal has the master,

Carmen, the vice principal has the master,

Certainly a second opinion, right?

Certainly not as far as I know.

Check

Check this out.

Check.

Check's in the mail.

Check's in the mail.

Cheers. Cheers.

Chemical reactions involve change on two levels:

Chemical reactions involve change on two levels:

Christ, these last 48 hours.

Cleaning up after me.

Cocaine? Heroin?

Coin flip is sacred.

Come back here, you bitch!

Come here.

Come here.

Come on, come on.

Come on, don't get hung up on money here.

Come on, I left you like 15 messages.

Come on, man, let me try it. How is it gonna be any different?

Come on, move your ass.

Come on, Wendy, let's see those pearly whites.

Come on!

Come on!

Come on! Save some money.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Take that.

Come on. You're good.

Come! What?

Comes and steals my drugs and leaves me bleeding to death.

Confidence and, uh... And persistence.

Congratulations to both of you.

Congratulations. Happy birthday.

Consider it a capital investment.

Consider this your first and last warning.

Continues unceasingly.

Cool.

Cool.

Cool.

Cool.

Cop and some football player messing with me.

Could be. Turns out he's missing too.

Could you not deposit this

Could you not deposit this

Could you please tell us more about the equipment that was taken?

Couldn't that mean that the chemo is working?

Crazy Handful of Nothin'

Cuban.

Curable?

Damn

Damn it, Hank.

Damn it.

Damn junkie. No, give me that. That's mine.

Damn, I never would've thought that.

Damn.

Damn.

Damn. They're so annoying, those people.

Data collection takes a fraction of the time.

Dead eyed killer that, uh...

Dear Krazy 8, hey, listen, if I let you go,

Debrief?

Defense Command in Colorado Springs issued an order...

Derives from the Greek word hand.

Did he, uh, try selling you that extended warranty?

Did you beat it out of him? Not even close.

Did you get enough pancakes, sweetie?

Did you hear me?

Did you work there too? Only my whole life.

Did you write that? Being the musician in the family.

Did, like, the ceiling fall down, or?

Didn't know about this guy's record.

Didn't know about this guy's record.

Didn't the invitation even say no gifts?

Dissolving in strong acid.

Ditch it, man. Call in sick.

Do I really have to call you that?

Do not sell marijuana to my husband.

Do not touch me.

Do not underestimate them. Big mistake.

Do not underestimate them. Big mistake.

Do we know exactly when this happened?

Do we let him stay?

Do you happen to have a receipt?

Do you have these in black?

Do you know anyone like that?

Do you know anyone like that?

Do you know how long I had to spin that sign?

Do you really want your money up front?

Do you really want your money up front?

Do you recognize that?

Do you recognize that?

Do you remember it having an effect on your mood?

Do you remember the professor who used to hate Robert Wilhelm Bunsen?

Do you think he already passed?

Do you think he is capable of listening to reason?

Do you wanna?

Does that, uh, come in handy in the drug trade?

Does the pope shit in his hat?

Doing her crossword puzzles, uh, but kind of hiding it.

Dollars to doughnuts, and I shit you not,

Domingo.

Don't call our house again.

Don't do this. Why are you doing this?

Don't forget to sign in.

Don't front, dude. Tuco's good for it.

Don't front, dude. Tuco's good for it.

Don't go near it, buddy.

Don't ignore it on my account. Answer it! C'mon, I got stuff to do.

Don't ignore it on my account. Answer it! C'mon, I got stuff to do.

Don't let shopping Strain your brain o

Don't mind if I call you Hugo... Hugo.

Don't mind if I call you Hugo... Hugo.

Don't tell him about the kid.

Don't think so hard, it's gonna hurt your brain.

Don't worry.

Don't worry.

Don't you dare put that on me.

Don't you think you owe me that?

Don't you wanna see your daughter grow up? I just...

Down where the magic happens.

Dr. Delcavoli's trying to talk him into taking some time off from work, but...

Dr. Delcavoli's trying to talk him into taking some time off from work, but...

Drive safe. Okay.

Dude, check this out.

Dude, play some, uh... Play some Jethro Tull.

Dude, you should check this chick out.

Each. Right on, man.

Easy, easy, easy. Okay.

Elliott told me about the cancer

Elliott.

Elliott.

Elliott.

Emeril here is gonna need a fresh pack.

Emilio Koyama.

Emilio.

Emilio. That's only because I knew him from, like, third grade.

Emilio. That's only because I knew him from, like, third grade.

Enough, Jesse.

Enough.

Environmental Consciousness Award.

Esmeralda, right after the party, your name was changed to Holly.

Esmeralda?

Esmeralda. That's your name and you heard it here first.

Especially when it's completely paid for.

Even as they did so, the military wondered whether

Even Goldberg Wayne. They'd make me a partner at Goldberg Wayne

Even the name of our company, it's half yours.

Eventually, I caught her looking over at me,

Eventually, I caught her looking over at me,

Every small time dealer he'd throw at us,

Every small time dealer he'd throw at us,

Every time you and me are on a stakeout together, all right?

Every time.

Everybody digs the meth we cooked.

Everybody gets to speak their minds, remember?

Everybody just wants to help you.

Everybody,

Everything's fine.

Everything's fine.

Exactly. Why wasn't there a background check?

Except, I'm always here for you.

Exciting.

Excuse me, hey...

Excuse me, his own mother seems to think so.

Excuse me, I'd just like to see the basement.

Excuse me, ma'am.

Excuse me, um, 14 across,

Excuse me?

Excuse me.

Excuse me. You. Yes, you.

Excuse us, we gotta say hi.

Explosions

Explosions are the result

Explosions are the result

Explosions.

Farley.

Feel free to go check it yourself.

Fifty two and a half, 25 points vig.

Figure we'll come over here and check out how the other half lives.

Fine. That goes double for me.

Fire there could have started by accident.

First the pot, then this.

Fit the profile.

Fit the profile.

Five thousand?

For a little more.

For a total of 98 percent. Right

For example,

For example,

For instance...

For the man who has everything.

For what time I have left...

Forty grams thorium nitrate.

Found his car out in the boonies.

Found that on some Indian land about 40 miles from here.

Found that on some Indian land about 40 miles from here.

Four and a half pounds puts us $44,000 ahead.

Four and a half, not 4?

Four grand.

Four pounds. Four pounds. Two pounds wasn't bad enough.

Frisky, actually. I mean, that's gotta be a good sign, right?

From here on out, I mean, things are gonna...

From the top of chapter 7, all right?

From the top of chapter 7, all right?

From those commercials.

Fucking die, already?

Fucking do it, already.

Fulminated mercury.

Fulminated mercury.

Furthermore, I'm not getting enough air back here.

Get money for meth. Cash up front.

Get money for meth. Cash up front.

Get off my ass?

Get off the toilet! No.

Get off the toilet.

Get off the toilet.

Get out before it's too late.

Get the hell off my property.

Get the hell out!

Get...

Get... What?

Girl?

Girl.

Girls gotta be lining up left and right.

Give it up. If this here's a trap car,

Give me the crutches and I'll go do it.

Glassware looking a little sparse.

Glassware looking a little sparse.

Go ahead. Just let it all out.

Go on, Hank.

Go on. Here.

Go on. Here.

God bless him.

God knows I'm no expert.

God, it takes me a week to get this stuff.

God, that would be hilarious, you know.

God, would you look at that. The invitation said no gifts

God, you have no idea.

God!

God! What?

God.

God. Jeez.

Goddamn it. See, you flooded it.

Going to answer that?

Going to answer that?

Gomey, it's a culture in decline.

Gone to your lymph nodes

Gone to your lymph nodes.

Gonna be thinking about some big ass ship

Good call, yo.

Good enough.

Good job on wearing the pants in the family.

Good morning, Hugo.

Good morning, Hugo.

Good morning.

Good morning.

Good.

Good.

Good.

Good. Scare him straight. Yeah, yeah.

Good. That's good news.

Got a couple of Dooley tracks headed away, towards the road.

Got a whole skeleton to account for.

Got anything to say?

Got messed up pretty good.

Got messed up pretty good.

Got my degree.

Got new patio furniture.

Got some busted ribs and like that.

Got some busted ribs and like that.

Grab that pipe.

Great to see you. You look beautiful, as always.

Great. Perfect.

Gretchen, I really appreciate the offer.

Grosses me out.

Guess what. It ain't happening either.

Guess you win the jackpot.

Ha, ha, ha.

Half the deals I've ever done went down at Taco Cabeza.

Hank, he respects you.

Hank, I've already got lung cancer.

Hank, would you like to start?

Hank.

Hank.

Hank.

Hank.

Hank...

Hank's about to deal.