Better Call Saul - Season 1 Edit

A deal is what they got O.J.

A deal they should feel lucky to have.

A few more early retirements.

A flight risk? We...

A good magician never reveals his secrets.

A measly 26 grand?

A retainer.

A stipend... There's gonna be one every week.

A what?

A... Absolutely.

Aah! Son of a bitch!

Absolutely. That's a ball. 1 1.

Accusing him of petty theft.

Actually, he's about your age.

Actually, I do owe them...

Actually, I don't have Mr. Mcgill at the moment,

Actually, it's getting arrested that makes people look guilty,

Address unknown.

Admitted to us that he keeps most portions of his business

Admitting wrongdoing and

After I worked my ass off finagling with the D.A.,

After the misunderstanding about your, uh,

After.

After. After.

Again? Really? There's no other way.

Ahh.

All of it.

All of them, out on the street.

All right,

All right, all right!

All right, g... I'm though the neck bone now, dude.

All right, we've got G 48...

All right, well, I got a job for you.

All right, what do we have here?

All right.

All right.

All right. All right, fine.

All right. Oh, my God.

All right. Wait, wait.

All right. Well, there you go. She slows down.

All right... which you should be taking.

All the corner boys would give him the high five.

All the finest babes would smile at him

All the more reason not to tear it down

Am I correct in assuming we're now square?

An underdeveloped 19 year old brain.

And Anderson leads things off

And boom!

And carve you up like a Ginsu knife.

And clearly, you know how to take a header, right?

And Craig goes to prison for decades.

And everybody wanted to be his friend.

And everything else so long.

And figured that some day, you'd be solid gone.

And for Christ's sakes, take the deal.

And frankly, I don't go looking for guilty people to represent.

And go to jail for a year and a half.

And he'd feel that first cold wind

And he's had a great start this season.

And here it comes.

And hope that he would smile back.

And I bet if we were in church right now, I'd get a big "amen!"

And I can't even challenge their admission into evidence

And I get it...

And I got the whole thing on video.

And I no longer require your services.

And I won't have it!

And I, for one, believe he's gonna lick this thing.

And I'd be in a mess of trouble... a real pickle...

And I'm gonna pay you back, too.

And I'm picking up where I left off!

And I'm sorry, boys, but that's what you are...

And I've been trying to get acclimated to it.

And if they choose to stack charges,

And in Cicero, he was the man.

And innocent people get arrested every day.

And it's just like... whatever.

And makes the grab.

And Maui Wowie right through labor day.

And once she's seen the fireworks,

And she's coming into holiday park.

And since that person is, uh...

And summer's gonna last forever.

And thank you for restoring my faith in the judicial system.

And that puts one away here in the second inning.

And that's really gonna knock down visibilities.

And the action never stops.

And the current political environment,

And the expiration is 11/04.

And the fumes are quite horrid.

And the hospital,

And the reason why, as that hard, compacted layer swells

And the two of you agreed that since, as everybody knows,

And then it breaks up in the spring,

And then, in the spring, thaws back out and settles back down.

And there's a big difference.

And there's horizontal compaction.

And there's nothing you can do about it.

And these are not up for debate.

And they find themselves in a little room

And they just... Went a little bananas.

And they refuse to play it.

And this is the most important part... You don't know me.

And typically, when money goes missing

And walking across the parking lot, just now... boom...

And when September finally rolled around

And when you come back, cover... yeah?

And where it won't during today's iron talk.

And why was it made out to me... Why not Chuck?

And you certainly will never be able to spend any of it.

And you get an additional sticker.

And you most likely wouldn't serve all of it.

And you... Will... Atone!

And you're gonna fall on her mercy and take that deal.

And your can do attitude...

And your family is worth it.

And, again, snow covered roads

And, most importantly, win!

And, uh, I want you to see this one.

And, uh, I'll be out of your hair.

And, you know, given your passion

Anything you want to say to me about what you found in here? Hmm?

Anyway, as you well know,

Are gonna be definitely likely this evening,

Are you all right?

As good as the one she already has.

At Kit Carson Elementary.

At the time, but

Awesome. Where do they put it?

Backing up!

Because he wrote them to himself.

Because I was in that court back there

Because I'm Saul Goodman, attorney at law.

Because we were told you win cases.

Before I do any more P.D. Work for this shitty court!

Best case scenario is my 2 year plan

Betsy Kettleman's her name.

Betsy!

Better call Saul.

Better... It was slip 'n fall season.

Big swath of light to moderate snow

Bingo!

Bottom line here...

Brenda, looking good. Nice do.

Buddy, look at me. Are you okay?

Buddy, say something. Cal, what are you...

Business is that good?

But before we get to the nitty gritty,

But he would have to say he was guilty.

But I got to ask you... Your best day ever,

But I know he'd...

But if you're being honest... I mean, well, really honest,

But instead of going after them,

But it looks like it's gonna be clear tonight.

But it must have been good.

But it's a nice thought, Jimmy.

But nevertheless straightforward choice to make here.

But not Jimmy.

But one to which I'm very much committed.

But otherwise, you know, open season.

But really, you're calling for me.

But so would you, Mrs. Kettleman.

But the bribe... w... we're back to calling it a bribe?...

But the day of reckoning is here.

But they can't.

But think about what you just said.

But typically, when that happens,

But we came to you people

But we've already paid you a retainer.

But you have to convince them to come back to HHM.

But you know I've got a lot invested at HHM.

But you're missing the bigger picture.

But you're tough people.

But your other choice...

But, dude... but, dude, pipe down. Chill out, would you?

But, I mean, you said that you would fight for us.

But, Jimmy...

But, man, oh, man, not having it... No.

But, you know, aren't.

But...

By a momentary, minute,

Cal, Cal! Look at me!

Cal? Lars? Whoever... Oh, damn it!

Call 911.

Call me crazy, but I don't think they deserve

Camping trip, the D.A. was concerned you might be a flight risk.

Can he make his way to the bank?

Can we dial it down, you know, just a notch?

Can we talk?

Cases at 700 bucks a shot.

Cases like these is a big factor.

Chao chi c'ung, ladies! Chao chi c'ung!

Chao chi c'ung, Mrs. Nguyen.

Chao chi c'ung!

Chill out.

Christ, you should see my office.

Chuck doesn't work here anymore.

Chuck, whose side are you on?

Chuck, you there?!

Chuck, you up there?

Chuck?

Chuck?

Chuck?

Chuck...

Claustrophobic, little closet that smells like acetone.

Close your eyes. What color is it?

Cocobolo desk.

Come on already.

Come on!

Come on!

Come on! Yeah, baby, yeah!

Come on.

Come on.

Come on. Come on!

Come on. Come on.

Come sweeping off lake Michigan, he knew it was coming.

Come what may.

Coming up after more news.

Congratulations, Miss. You've won a, um...

Could be the altitude.

Could be the most profitable 30 seconds of your lives.

Could you excuse me for a moment?

Count is 0 1.

Craig is innocent, and we expect you to prove that.

Craig,

Craig...

Created by doing some tillage

Criminals have no recourse. And you two...

Crochet a runner for the table.

Cucumber water for customer only!

Damn straight. Go with God.

Déjà vu. Hello, again.

Designed to make it look like Chuck still works here.

Didn't rub off on the rest of your family.

Disagreed with their defense strategy.

Do good work, and the clients will come.

Do you feel doomed?

Do you have news about our case?

Do you like cats, Miss, uh...

Do you need us to sign that little paper?

Do you remember 19?

Do you want me to call security?

Don't call the police.

Don't call... don't call the police. Don't call the police.

Don't do anything, guys. Just relax, all right?

Don't have enough stickers!

Don't let false allegations bully you into an unfair fight.

Don't look back.

Don't you think, Mr. Mcgill?

Down from 30 years.

Dream big, I say.

Duck your heads, 'cause here comes another number.

Dude, get off!

Dude, he's dead. They suck it all out, dumbass.

Dude, I dare you to stick your wang in the throat hole.

Eh, I was saving it for someone.

Either way, that's up to her.

Elder law?

Elder. Do you think...

Employee of the month over here!

Ergo, a falsis principiis proficisci.

Even at your age, that's got to hurt.

Even on a good day, you and logic are...

Even the innocent ones,

Every penny would have to be present...

Every single penny.

Every weekday between 2:25 and 2:50,

Fact one... Nobody got hurt, not a soul.

Fact two... Now, the prosecution

False principles, but it's not...

Felix can wash himself.

Figure this may be just the place.

Financial Times.

Fine.

Fine. You win. Hooray for you.

Finnish, uh, translating into...

First pitch... curve ball for a strike.

First thing tomorrow...

Five stickers, six stickers... I don't know from stickers

For Christ's sakes, guys.

For our clients, given each individual case.

For returning lost property? Wow,

For some of the stupid decisions I made

For starters, they've got reams of checks

For the kids.

For the third time with these bull crap contract counsel...

For the whole embezzlement kerfuffle.

For what we did when we were 19...

For which you are clearly the prime suspect.

For your hasty decision to terminate her services,

Four of these chairs are Chuck's.

Frankly, we've worked very hard to stave off an arrest.

From a jury are very slim.

From practically nothing, I might add...

From the broken bow area down toward Kearney, Hastings,

From the county treasury... And the number here is,

Funny story.

Funny to run into you, Betsy.

Furthermore, does... Does this steaming pile of crap

Get some French tips.

Get you a big, fancy desk in here.

Gets bigger every time I look at it.

Getting a favorable verdict at trial.

Give Chuck my love, would you?

Give me your phone.

Give those gentlemen a gold star.

Give you back some of the razzmatazz.

Go ahead... Reimburse yourself.

Go talk this thing out."

Go!

God, I... I'll be right back.

Good morning.

Good morning. Come on in.

Got a decent size conference room...

Got it.

Got my mail?

Got to look successful to be successful. Am I right?

Grand Island... That is all moving in our direction.

Great view.

Ground yourself?

Guys, that's... that's all we know.

Hamlin owes you everything.

Hamlin, Hamlin, Mcgill?

Hamlin's making you a chump!

Hand it over.

Hand to God, I wasn't gonna say this, but you are broke.

Happy ending.

Happy to be of help, Betsy. May I call you "Betsy"?

Have opponents of freedom wrongly intimidated you?

He didn't... he didn't mean to. Let me just... Aah! Aah! Oh!

He doesn't. He never will again.

He is. He's a stickler with the money.

He just got his bell rung a little.

He lived a long way from here

He says we fell in the honeypot. He says "more money."

He understands the situation.

He would biff it so hard,

He wrote for false expenses.

He'd find a nice, smooth patch of ice.

He'd pick his spot, wait for it to get busy,

He's all right.

He's concerned.

He's concerned.

He's getting threatening voicemails from you

He's guilty as sin.

He's just got to learn, that's all.

He's young, looking to make his mark.

Hello?

Help break up the compaction issues

Here are your files.

Here we are.

Here you go. Just bring them back when you're done.

Here, let me do it.

Here.

Here's what I know...

Hey, Chuck, um, can you not read that for a second?

Hey, Jack. Hey, Nate. Hey, Aaron.

Hey, Mrs. Watson's fourth period biology class,

Hey, not my client anymore...

Hey, that's when it all goes south.

Hey, there.

Hey, yeah, you... What is the matter with you?

Hey, yo, hold up.

Hey.

Hey. Hey, your leg. Oh, I'm gonna do this one.

Hi, I'm Saul Goodman, and I will do the fighting for you.

Hi. Okay.

His secretary's still on payroll.

Hit and run? That's very serious.

Hmm.

Hmm. Oh, the kid will be fine. Don't worry.

Hoffman, too.

Holiday park.

Honey child, I ain't even got a trace of ya.

Hooray! Give him a medal!

Hope you didn't promise them too much.

Hopefully, whatever you are

How about I don't?

How about Vanguard law?

How about we go to my office and discuss this?

How about you wait out here?

How could you not recognize the mind games, the scams, the...

How did you find us?

How did you take it?

How does the license plate start?

How may I direct your call?

How may I direct your call?

How much did you clear?

How was that?

How would we proceed

How you gonna fix this?

How's 2 grand sound?

Howard brought this.

However,

However, after much discussion with the D.A.,

However, circumstances have changed.

However, I would like you to remember two salient facts.

I almost forgot... This month's filings.

I almost lost everything, Jimmy.

I am so proud of you.

I am very sorry, but I'm afraid I can't take your case.

I am...

I appreciate your help. Go home. Go to bed.

I can get started on that defense strategy of ours

I can... I can mediate.

I can't carry both of us.

I can't go on like this.

I can't... I don't... These three young men...

I didn't want to take anything, but Howard was very insistent.

I do all the talking.

I do, in fact.

I don't care what the hell time it is. We're gonna

I don't even have stainless at home.

I don't honestly know.

I don't know what it means, but I just like saying the word

I don't know what you did to piss them off,

I don't know, fellas.

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't know. A station wagon?

I don't know. Just stand... Tighter.

I don't think I exactly promised that.

I don't want to leave them in the car.

I doubt I could get you a deal

I doubt you'll be able to do more for them than we were offering.

I feel like I can breathe in here, you know?

I feel like I owe them.

I found something that belongs to you... again.

I get a call from Mr. Ehrmantraut.

I got it.

I got nothing to lose.

I got to get a few more things out of the car.

I got up to two minutes today.

I guess that's what this is.

I hate that terminology.

I have to back up! I need more stickers!

I have to be.

I have to find a way to get better.

I have to get back to work.

I have two siamese cats...

I highly encourage you to go back to HHM.

I hope you all took your heart pills,

I investigate, advocate, persuade,

I just "happen" to be driving by.

I just assumed it was best

I just had a case, Chuck, with three clients...

I just need to file the 4 13s on some of these wills,

I just think a little proactivity may be in order.

I keep telling you... Have patience.

I know it's a big decision.

I know that you don't want to hear it, but you've got to.

I know this is a lot to ask,

I know this is the last thing you want to hear.

I know we're never supposed to say our clients are guilty, but,

I know what I'd do.

I know you're trying to help me,

I know...

I know... Eerie, right.

I like him.

I love it.

I managed to sc**** together...

I mean who needs that aggravation, right?

I mean, Craig, the way you run your office is beyond reproach.

I mean, he's certainly not guilty of some...

I mean, there's no rush.

I mean, we'll know

I mean, when he strolled down the street,

I mean, you got to figure she wouldn't reach out to us

I need to be useful again.

I never asked you that. You didn't have to ask, okay?

I quit already.

I remember what it was like to be a kid. Think back.

I see you hit him. Wham! Aah.

I should have been diplomatic

I stop to see what the trouble is,

I talked.

I tell him,

I think maybe we should sleep on it.

I think we should chat about your deal.

I think your chances of getting a favorable ruling

I understand that you're trying to look out for me,

I understand.

I was a fool to stay away from you,

I was just, uh, strolling the neighborhood.

I was making a turn! He came out of nowhere!

I was speaking to a friend.

I will beat this.

I wouldn't think of, uh, taking your money for this.

I, uh, had a big gulp on the way over.

I... I can see how upset you are, and,

I... I'm closer than ever to partner...

I... it's big... lot of offices.

I... It's just not all there yet.

I... want to see the kitchen.

I'd give anything in the world just to see the face of ya.

I'd like to emphasize again that

I'd say we should expect it.

I'd take the deal.

I'll get you next time.

I'll get your case dismissed.

I'll give you the defense you deserve. Why?

I'll make sure everyone knows that.

I'll take a check!

I'll... I will take that as a "yes."

I'll... I'll handle that. Oh, no.

I'm a lawyer.

I'm certain they would welcome you with open arms.

I'm fine. Please, just sit.

I'm going to get better!

I'm gonna give you a 9.6 for technique,

I'm gonna go back to work,

I'm gonna need some help here.

I'm gonna pay them back... Every penny.

I'm gonna play it cool,

I'm just doing what's in his

I'm not gonna discuss my employee policies with you.

I'm number one on your speed dial,

I'm out here!

I'm practically sleeping on these things back at my place.

I'm Saul Goodman, and I'm here to tell you that they're wrong.

I'm sending...

I'm sorry, okay? I tried. I r... I really did.

I'm sorry. I think, under the circumstances,

I'm sorry. It's... It's this table.

I'm sure Howard would gladly pay the cost

I'm sure there's a solution.

I'm sure there's someone at UNM who can do that.

I'm talking cold that'll freeze the snot right in your nose.

I'm talking wind that'll cut through your jacket

I'm the rising tide that raises all dinghies.

I'm trying to get up to five minutes by next week.

I'm validated for the entire day, okay?

I'm your lawyer. You got that? I'll meet you at the school.

I'm... I'm getting it. Get... Get... Get this out of here.

I've been attempting

I've been doing my damnedest,

I've been meaning to expand, you know?

I've been trying like hell, but I can't.

I've changed my area of specialization,

I've got to.

If Chuck can call this an extended sabbatical,

If I were to guess, I'd say she wouldn't tell you much.

If she had nothing to say.

If the prosecution decides to file,

If there were any money,

If you go to trial, you'll most likely lose,

If you're unhappy with what we presented to you,

Imijo!

In a town called Cicero, Illinois.

In any case, I think we've managed to come up with a deal

In fact, most folks in Cicero were scared of winter,

In misappropriated funds.

In order to pay out my share,

In right center field.

In the top of the second inning here tonight.

In the upstairs bathroom, under the sink?

Is certainly not. He's innocent of any wrongdoing.

Is if there's a $300 hooker sitting in it.

Is she making a sandwich?

Is supposed to be for.

Is this it?

It does not.

It exists. S shh. Now, just...

It includes the stipulation that you return $1.6 million

It was an accident. It was an accident.

It was hand pulled from a copper plate in Paris in 1919.

It was textbook, man.

It...

It'll be a long process,

It'll just be for a little while, okay?

It's a clean slate.

It's a corner office. You got to go with the corner office.

It's a discrepancy, absolutely.

It's a Mercury sable wagon, sure.

It's a Mercury, a 1988 Mercury sable wagon.

It's a real thing.

It's an accounting discrepancy.

It's an experiment, really.

It's been nearly a year since he's set foot in here.

It's booming streets of gold.

It's cozy. Our elderly brethren prefer that, I find.

It's in someone else's hands.

It's just a start. There'll be more...

It's just some case files. I'm out of room at the office.

It's kind of busy here, don't you think?

It's me... your friendly neighborhood ice man.

It's my leg.

It's Ned Beatty, from "Network."

It's never too late for justice. Better call...

It's not like I'm a recluse.

It's not some

It's not that, Jimmy. It's a loser case.

It's okay, Brenda, we got it.

It's okay.

It's okay.

It's okay. It's okay, Betsy. It's got to be...

It's painful, I know...

It's right on here. Take a look.

It's simply a matter of professional courtesy.

It's the lovely young lady in the back.

It's the only chip those Kettlemans have,

It's there.

It's time to do right by him and cash him out.

It's time to invest in myself.

It's tough, I know...

It's very simple, straightforward.

It's, uh... It's got my phone number on it.

It's... I represent their parents, so...

James McGill.

James Mcgill."

Jesus, you're like Peter Minuit with the Indians.

Jesus.

Jesus.

Jimmy waited around all summer,

Jimmy, I'm serious.

Jimmy.

Jimmy.

Jimmy... There's nothing to worry about.

Just 'cause you lost those two batshit Kettlemans?

Just as lovely as can be.

Just became a 10 year plan.

Just don't do anything.

Just for a little bit of cash.

Just give me a second.

Just like the vitamin...

Just like you.

Just lucky, I guess.

Just offered me the plum job of defending them.

Just, uh, you know,

Justifying your possession of said money.

Keep things moving in the old G.I. tract.

Keep your elbows to yourselves, okay? No body checking.

Keeps bandying this term "criminal trespass."

Keith, Karen, yes.

Kettleman did a terrible job covering his tracks.

Kim Wexler is a fine attorney.

La policia gonna be pissed.

Ladies and gentlemen, you're bigger than that.

Lady luck has struck again.

Last time I was here, it was, uh,

Law offices of James M. McGill. How may I direct your call?

Law offices of James Mcgill.

Lawyers... You know, we're like health insurance.

Leave the hair alone.

Let me tell you about a young guy...

Let me tell you something, Slick...

Let me tell you... The juices are flowing.

Let's dance.

Let's find another lawyer.

Let's go,

Let's go.

Let's not exaggerate. I helped. You helped.

Let's see a hand so we know who's won.

Let's take this to its logical conclusion.

Letter of engagement.

Like the kid.

Like, maybe two years, and I'm in.

Listen, starlight express,

Literally, you know?

Look at me! Are you okay?!

Look at the soft, delicate shading. Very feminine.

Look on the bright side, you know?

Look, 45 minutes ago, I'm sound asleep.

Look, all I know is what I read in the paper.

Look, didn't nobody tell you to try all three of them together.

Look, he's even got the spurs on the back of his boots.

Look, Jimmy...

Look... Chuck, I'm going under, okay?

Lucky B 6,

Lying on the asphalt, where I can only surmise

Make it look like the front of a cracker barrel, huh?

Make them understand it's better for them if they come back.

Making it even slippier... Or more...

Making the county whole again goes a long way here...

May I ask why?

Maybe it won't be all bad.

Maybe it's the altitude, huh?

Maybe not.

Maybe she's got something to tell me.

Maybe the dementia's contagious, huh?

Maybe they told you that you're in serious trouble

Maybe we should sleep on it.

Maybe you could embroider some little cushions,

Maybe your daughter in law...

Maybe.

Me, personally, I... It... If I were held accountable

Might be a good thing... new blood.

Might I suggest that you go check on that money

Mijo...

Missed it, so I figured, "what the heck?"

Mm hmm.

Mm, yes, I'd... I'd be happy to talk it over.

Money is not beside the point... Money is the point.

Money which we then discussed at length.

More slippery than it is out there at this time.

Morning, noon, or night, and...

Mr. and Mrs. Cuckoo Bananas

Mr. Spinowzo, the property owner,

Mrs. Kettleman, Betsy.

Much as I'd love to sing my own praises,

Murderers and rapists, and this is how they tr...

My cases are scattered to the winds.

My clients are out in the cold.

My schedule is just... it's just chock full right now.

My, don't you look...

Never heard it called that before.

Never to be repeated lapse of judgment.

Next up, the always imposing Lee.

Nice boat.

No charge is too big for me.

No one likes that. But

No, I mean "thanks," as in "three's a crowd."

No, I'm talking about Kim Wexler.

No, it's medium sandalwood. Keep your eyes closed.

No, no, no. "Defendant." "...dant."

No, no, no. Screw that, man.

No, no. That's broke. That's broke. You broke his leg.

No, she's way past the school.

No, we're not going back there. They were...

No, you can get closer than that, you bitch.

No! No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! No!

No.

No.

No.

No.

No. Hey. I've got it right here.

No. It's got to be in there somewhere.

Nobody wants to create an adversarial situation.

Not as big as Hamlin's, but, you know,

Not much, just, uh,

Not without the money.

Notebook.

Now

Now that it's all out in the open?

Now you either pay the $3, or you go back inside

Now you're talking.

Now, do you remember?

Now, here's what we're gonna do.

Now, I'm Mrs. K's white knight. We go mano a mano.

Now, let's talk about what you owe me for the windshield.

Now, once you've got her good and rattled,

Now, please, please, picture that,

Now, pop quiz... What's the car?

Now, see, I look at you guys, I see potential.

Now, these three knuckleheads...

Now, you need a place where she's gonna slow down...

Now, you're gonna go back to her,

O 70! O 70! Oh, yeah.

O... okay. Just stay where you are. I'll come get you.

Of electromagnetic fields on zebra fish... And, oh!