Better Call Saul (2015) - Season 6 Edit

A [Clears throat]

A A little fender bender type deal, no no big thing.

A '98 Econoline. We ran the plate.

A "person of substance."

A "protracted timeline," if you know what I mean.

A 1978 Côte Rtie?

A Admittedly, i it all sounds a bit baroque,

A And a heads up would've been nice, by the way.

A And why don't you turn yourself in, seeing as how

A bet's a bet. With gusto!

A big one.

A bottle of Jagermeister.

A boyfriend or girlfriend, that's a good thing.

A cathedral of justice.

A cave in?

A cave in.

A collared shirt...?

A couple months from now, there are people whose lives

A couple years back, Jimmy McGill represented

A delivery?

A dog barks too loud, you are on the phone with me.

A fake? That sneaky little jackass.

A freaking exercise bike.

A ghost.

A gift? What's the occasion?

A glass of the Dressler & Vaughn, please.

A golden opportunity like this only comes Craig?

A good "shot"? You have more than a shot.

A gun?

A happy ending.

A hat man.

A hearing change request form.

A hot cup of chamomile tea, a touch of honey?

A justice system that works for everyone.

A lawyer should be able to play golf.

A legit lawyer.

A lot of it.

A major drug trafficker.

A massive, systemic problem,

A month after you joined us?

A new guy? Huh.

A one in a million chance that he'd come for us.

A person of substance... The substance in question

A preliminary hearing rescheduled.

A reduced sentence on an assault and battery charge

A retired judge,

A seventeen year old kid I knew since he was knee high.

A situation I'm dealing with.

A spoonful of sugar, y'know?

A system that works for everyone.

A thief.

A thousand years from now?

A to Z Fine Upholstery.

A, B, C...

A...

A... We're making a real difference.

Aaah, the red ones could maybe pass for garnet.

Abe, would you mind watching my stuff?

Abe, you don't want to go back to county, do you?

About a year ago,

About half the proper amount, and then pocket the difference.

About how we might keep the peace...

About our rights, Mr. McGill.

About replacing the mattress out there?

About that. I I just had a couple of questions.

About what?

ABS or PVC?

Absolutely.

Absolutely. [Sighs]

Absolutely. Whatcha eating?

Abuela...

Accidental or otherwise.

According to Officer Connell's report,

Aces on the foli age.

Aces. Send him in.

Across state lines.

Across the border and track Varga down.

Action!

Actually, I'm as clear headed as I've ever been in my life.

Actually, Mesa Verde calmed down.

Addiction is a disease.

Adios.

After all this time? C'mon.

After everything went down.

After he was probed by aliens.

After that, another four clients.

After that, we need to get our hands on some barbiturates.

After that, you're all set.That's such a relief.

After what happened to me here today.

Again, I I'm sorry for your time and trouble.

Ah di di di da da da da da da da da da.

Ah di di di da da.[Sighs]

Ah, don't tell me... Laser tag?

Ah, good for you. Keep it up!

Ah, great.

Ah, it's excellent. (CHUCKLES)

Ah, it's no problem.

Ah, just one more thing good ol' Howard has to work through.

Ah, love the 'stache.

Ah, okay.

Ah![Dominoes clattering]

Ah.

Ah.

Ah.

Ah. [Chuckles]

Ah. Appreciate that, but I'll pass.

Ah. I recognize you.

Ah. It was my fault. [Sighs]

Ah. Welcome.

Ah. You do. I'm looking at it.

Ahh! Ugh!

Ahh.

Ahh.

Ahh. Ahh.

Ahh. Be still my heart.

Ahh. Oh, man.

Ahh. Okay.

Alameda is a long shot.

Albuquerque, huh? Never been.

Alfred Hitchcock in a fez.

All due respect,

All his drug purchases,

All I need.

All I'm saying is just just

All I'm thinking about is

All is well.

All of it.

All of that gets on the record during discovery.

All of you in the room

All quiet, sir.

All quiet.

All right, all right, all right.

All right, all right. I know why.

All right, here's what's gonna happen.

All right, hold the perimeter.

All right, I'm going to figure out

All right, I'm gonna go out there

All right, so, what're we doing here?

All right?

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right.

All right. (SIGHS)

All right. Here you go.

All right. I need to know where Salamanca went

All right. You hunker down here.

All roads lead back to you.

All set.

All the boxes of folders, his papers.

All the dirty laundry comes out in discovery.

All the parties are here,

All the parties are here?

All the way, guys.

All the way.

All we got to do is get the ball rolling.

Almost as much as you were.

Almost ready.

Almost there. Keep it steady.

Almost?

Along with your class representative,

Alright, alright...[Chuckles]

Alright, how about Huell?

Alright, I think.

Alright, I want you to start

Alright, let's move.

Alright, Marion, I'm calling the police.

Alright, part of a high end crew

Alright, we ready?

Alright, well, as you've been advised,

Alright, well, um...

Alright, well, we are officially in business.

Alright, yeah. I think we, uh

Alright? Today is our day.

Alright? You just walk into the station

Alright.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright.

Alright. Aaand...

Alright. Come here.

Alright. First.

Alright. How are we doing?

Alright. Let justice be done though the heavens fall.

Alright. Let's give it another 10.

Alright. Never mind, just No details.

Alright. One more and that's it.

Alright. We're working on getting you out.

Alright. Well.

Alright.Be back. [Smooches]

Alrighty.

Also, two cokes and a side of coleslaw.

Also, your sink is full of stems and seeds.

Although I distinctly remember

Although I still think you would make one hell of litigator.

Alvarez has been paying me for years...

Alvarez, we know.

Always hassling me.

Am I reading this right?

Am I talking too much?

Amber: Wait. That That man where is he going?

Amigos...

Ampuis.

An air of mystery, intrigue, conspiracy...

An egg. I knew it.

An hour or two.

An intern at the hospital up there, had a bunch of DUIs?

An offer's been made and accepted by Mrs. Irene Landry,

An operation on you in like a

An overseas account, um, Antigua and Barbuda

And And And stuff is missing, which I did not do.

And And that makes you

And And what leads you to believe this?

And and...energetic.

And I don't know something got into him.

And what so you can just wimp out?

And [chuckles] I'm gonna laugh at him.

And [whistles] clean slate.

And a crew to do the work.

And a human being.

And a preliminary hearing with Flaherty first thing.

And age discrimination if he fires you.

And apologize to everyone for what you just did. Of course.

And at eight o'clock I am done.

And before that, just for the driving work,

And by my count, over a third of the vehicles

And Cinnabon would just hire a new manager.

And does that come in a three inch riser,

And don't worry, I'm gonna make it work.

And eight.

And Erin has the out of state reps dialed in on the Polycom.

And everyone he talks to.

And everyone he talks to.

And everything will be back the way it was.

And explain everything I've seen.

And flags down the cops the the police

And fled to Mexico.

And for what?

And for you, it goes under the armpit.

And found in possession of a felony quantity of marijuana.

And free of disease or be left behi

And Gene here was putting up posters.

And get in line with all the other worthy causes.

And go!

And grab your bag!

And guess what he's gonna get for his next birthday.

And guess what? I know why.

And he didn't he didn't suffer.

And he sees me?

And he walked through that door!

And he was snorting something.

And he's got a pretty nasty coke habit,

And help with that? Not a paralegal, Saul.

And here she is.Oh, my God.

And here they are.

And him thinking you're alone.

And his name is Saul Goodman!

And how does Howard come up?

And how long is it gonna last?

And Howard Hamlin? Please.

And Howard was there at his desk,

And I nngh! jam it in the dirt in front of the Jag.

And I am your mediator for these proceedings.

And I believe we're just moments away.

And I bet you do, too.

And I did.

And I didn't go to a park. You're sure.

And I didn't know what the hell to do with it,

And I found a spirit gum that isn't so gunky,

And I got a little enthusiastic with my Eurail pass.

And I got a partial plate.

And I got to tell ya,

And I had to watch this asshole bring you back.

And I heard they found his car down at the border,

And I just checked all the pictures,

And I just go ahead and roll out the sleeping bag.

And I just think, with the right management

And I know I don't need to tell you this,

And I look up

And I make it to Europe, my first time.

And I mean everybody.

And I mean really lost.

And I might have to grease some wheels over at MVD...Do it.

And I must say, you paint a compelling picture.

And I need a lawyer.

And I need to ask you a question,

And I need to know exactly how long he's been gone.

And I need you to answer it quietly. Got it?

And I saw a light on in Howard's office.

And I start scrapping with this hunk of metal.

And I still don't understand how you're going to pull it off.

And I tell him that, right?

And I tell him, "Yo, Emilio, you know, a funny TV commercial

And I tell you, you know who I'm not bitching about today?

And I think he knows what's right.

And I think he'll deliver.

And I think I can talk the landlord into a month to month.

And I think Jimmy does, too.

And I think you knew it the whole time.

And I told myself I was protecting you.

And I want her to see stars in her eyes.

And I wanted to check with you

And I was sure the office was empty, so I didn't knock...

And I will answer any questions I can.

And I wish I'd killed him with my own hands.

And I won't blow it off the back of your hand.

And I won't sanction that decision.

And I would be allowed to go in there?

And I would do it again.

And I... Zip, I just drive right past ya...

And I'll call you, tell you where to go.

And I'm glad what they did to him.

And I'm guessing that wasn't chump change.

And I'm here with some good news.

And I'm just a, quote, "pre pubescent intern."

And I'm like, "Okay, I got to make sure

And I'm not waiting six weeks to start looking for him.

And I'm still paying for that one.

And I've already been in touch with another attorney.

And if it turns out that Jimmy's made mistakes,

And if that's true, if Salamanca duped him,

And if there's a blood test?

And if they even make such a thing, you'd probably get flipper hands

And if you get greedy and you decide

And if you hear a deal of your liking today... Oh, no, no, no, no.

And if you try throwing any of this crap around

And if you're not gonna identify yourselves,

And it doesn't matter what you force us to sign.

And it has to make sense.

And it looks like our mediator has arrived, so we'll get started.

And it turned out that Mike Ehrmantraut

And it was nice meeting you, Pilar.

And it wasn't an act. He genuinely cared.

And it's all going to be very polite and professional,

And it's clearly an international flight,

And it's my fault you can't keep track of Lalo?

And it's not even that much.

And Jeff and I take our drink to go?

And Jimmy could help.

And just keep pulling the string,

And leave him standing

And leave us the heck alone!

And let me give you two free words of advice.

And listen carefully when the judge addresses you.

And looky here.

And Macky, to ref.

And make the kind of magic

And me on the telephone for hours, long distance,

And my clients and peers will whisper

And my wheels got stuck in the snow.

And never sacked once.

And nine.

And nobody said nothing to nobody

And now here he is, representing Eduardo Salamanca

And now you're asking me to throw out this evidence?

And now you're taking away the punchbowl?

And now you're trying for a do over.

And now...

And now... Jimmy...

And of course, got the actual agency.

And Officer Connell's record shows

And only the pricey stuff.

And pretty soon they won't be.

And put a pacifier in your mouth?

And Rocco Kubler. Okay.

And Saul Goodman has an office.

And say that Saul Goodman is outraged

And says, "Hey, you know, I got robbed!"

And sends it back.

And she may not.

And she's waiting for you.

And smack somebody in their face there.

And so we just need to let it cool down.

And some teenager came in your store

And somehow that's on me?

And sure enough, the police?

And tell 'em I'm swamped.

And tell me what you see.

And tell you what? You just said Salamanca's dead.

And that means you're fired.

And that's all there is to it.

And that's great. Thank you, everyone.

And that's what I wanted to talk to you about.

And that's when we'll know.

And the contracts office they pay...?

And the last time I gave you two advice,

And the man with the moustache?

And the next morning I wake up

And the next morning when we saw each other,

And the other side's fighting hard for their clients,

And the people come

And the pickings are slim.

And the police? Will they search again?

And the truck you used to do it was rented in Council Bluffs,

And then you just you have to set it up,

And then another million the day after that.

And then call the newspaper

And then get it painted.

And then get the kid with the camera.

And then I'll consider late arriving petitions.

And then switched them after I left the office.

And then take a photo and then get back. That's it.

And then there was a homeless woman

And then we're done.

And then we're gonna get the hell out of here.

And then you are gonna tell me the whole story.

And then you bring it back here,

And then you realized you don't need new members?

And then you're done!

And then, after that... you're going to forget

And then, all of a sudden something changed...

And then, uh...

And then...

And then...

And there's a gun.

And there's nothing to be nervous about.

And they all said the same thing.

And they're changing their name.

And they're trying to dump the whole thing on my guy.

And this Cadillac cowboy is rolling in,

And this guy will already be dead.

And this is my co counsel, Cliff Main.

And this is the moment you choose to withdraw?

And this is where he wants to go.

And this morning, around 7:00 a.m.,

And this whole place smells funny.

And this? This is some bullshit.

And those listening from various locations

And to make sure it stays polite and professional... Mm hmm.

And tomorrow, we reduce it by a million,

And tried to buy a pacifier,

And up you popped, big as day.

And used the dangler as a pretext

And very slow step towards justice.

And we are going to live to fight another day.

And we can hash this out?

And we didn't deserve any of this.

And we will update you as soon as possible.

And we'll come back with the rest.

And we'll go to work...

And we'll re group when you get home tonight.

And what about your husband, ma'am?

And what about your husband's men?

And what happened last time, I I I wanna make it up to ya.

And what is more important than that?

And what truth is that?

And what was so wonderful that you just had to steal it?

And who did Ignacio introduce me to?

And who do you work for?

And who is Eduardo Salamanca?

And who is this Saul Goodman?

And why come to me with this?

And why do I gotta run around like an asshole?

And why do I say that?

And why is that, Ms. Wexler?

And why would they think that?

And yet their mission was a success.

And you are a man of very few.

And you can see his arm in every single one of them.

And you didn't know about the pseudonym,

And you do the same.

And you don't have to worry about a bondsman, either.

And you don't seem to have regular employment.

And you give me back my money.

And you guys just delivered something

And you keep on pulling that trigger until it's empty.

And you know what else, Hector?

And you know what happened?

And you know what they did?

And you let it happen.

And you need to go home.

And you pay a straight cash bail.

And you remember Julie, of course.

And you want to play it casual,

And you will, too.

And you witness a Jaguar speeding past.

And you, sir.

And you'll get what I promised.

And you'll jump right back in.[DOOR OPENS]

And you'll see a, um, soda can tab.

And you're going to leave.

And you're gonna get ready.

And you're gonna need both.

And you're gonna write letters.

And you're suckin' down on your Jell O

And your mom was on her way back from Hansen's.

And, bam, it suddenly occurred to me it's been six years.

And, fair warning,

And, I mean, we're talking the full deal.

And, Jimmy, pass it back to him?

And, no surprise,

And, uh [clears throat] I'm callin' shotgun.

And, uh, how does it work?

And, uh, I have some very important responsibilities

And, uh, yeah, Cliff thinks I have a good shot.

And, uh...

And, uh...yeah. Like that.

And, um, might be nice to catch up.

And?

And?

And?

And?

And...

And... And I will set your boss straight

And...justice for all!

Animals are my life.

Announcer: Better Call Saul.

Announcer: On the final season of "Better Call Saul"...

Another good one.

Another prostitute.

Another public masturbator? Which one?

Answer him.

Anti Semitism! Alive and well right here in Albuquerque.

Any of us will be in this building.

Any time he opened a can, almost unconsciously.

Any time.

Any traffic?

Anybody else hot?

Anybody see you?

Anybody talks to you,

Anyone comes through that door, you shoot.

Anyone who goes after him is gonna have to come through me.

Anyone who goes after him is gonna have to come through me.

Anything in particular you want me to look for?

Anything you want to say to me,

Anything?

Anything?

Anyway, a guy's gotta know when he's bagged his limit.

Anyway, he clearly wants to impress his date,

Anyway, I need a lawyer, blah, blah, blah.

Anyway, I'm sure it's a lot.

Anyway, on the topic of your hiring binge

Anyway, your 12:30 just walked in.

Anyway...

Anywhere but the desert!

Anywhere he might turn up this side of Mexico,

Apart, we're okay,

Apparently.

Apples and oranges, my friend.

Approved that color.

Are able to "discover," if you will,

Are flying in next week to meet the Lieutenant Governor

Are fully looped in.

Are gonna be way better because of this.

Are we on a roll or are we on a roll?

Are we talking about a health issue?

Are you building some kind of case against Jimmy?

Are you building some kind of case against Jimmy?

Are you building some kind of case against Jimmy?

Are you following me?

Are you following me?

Are you going to do it again?

Are you hearing all of this?

Are you hot?

Are you in or out?

Are you kidding me? Dude, c'mon,

Are you kidding?

Are you lost?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?Oh, yeah.

Are you sure you don't want a push?

Are you sure you used enough?

Aren't you? It's exhausting.

Armani, Armani, Armani.

Armani?

Armani.

Armani.

Armed men,

ARTHUR: North corner, clear.

As a starting point for negotiation.

As big as a Volkswagen.

As easy for you as possible.

As for if he understood me, quién sabe.

As for the Salamancas...

As in, H.O. Ward.

As long as there's an image, it doesn't have to be perfect.

As scheduled.

Aside from that, it's all hands on deck at your house.

Ask Jeeves told me.

Ask yourself if the state's version of events

Asked if you were alive.

Aspersions.

Assuming he's still alive.

Assuming they're playing nine,

At a luncheon in Santa Fe.

At any crash meeting with Parson.

At around 1:30.

At home, things are more or less the same.

At least flush it down the toilet,

At least hundreds.

At least you won't be rolling around

At some point, you're gonna hear about it.

At some pretentious Santa Fe white shoe law firm.

At the "Fiery Fiasco on the Forty."

At the cab company? Yeah.

At the officer's statement.

At your old stomping ground, with Schweikart.

At, uh, 17 Del Mar Place.

Auto insurance won't pay for your fender bender?

Automated voice: Time has expired.God damn it!

Autopsy report.

Aw, what's the matter, wittle fella,

Aw. Oh, come on.

Awww... You're fun.

Ay, ay, ay.

B 12?Did it.

Back out on the street?

Back to one.

Back to the MVD.

Back when he was living in Albuquerque?

Bad day, huh?

Bailiff: All rise.

Balance this book of matches on the back of your hand

Barb's gonna have a cow.

Barbara? Yes?

Barely made it out of there by the skin of my teeth.

BARTENDER: From California?

Bartender: Mr. Fring. Welcome back.

BARTENDER: Vodka or gin?

Be careful, okay?

Be nice.

Be right with

Be seeing you.

Bear with me.

Because anyone who goes after him

Because at three minutes, that's when security sees you

Because guess what?

Because he wanted to get me out of there.

Because he's a child.

Because he's completely in the dark about the robbery.

Because Howard had the, uh, respect of my brother.

Because Huell came through.

Because I could stand here and go through the ins and outs

Because I hate every last one

Because I live in the 21st goddamn century, alright?

Because I think you're made of sterner stuff.

Because I was having too much fun.

Because I'm going to dedicate my life to making sure that everybody knows the truth.

Because I'm no longer an attorney.

Because it will be.

Because it's on the menu, alright?

Because it's what you deserve.

Because it's when both parties

Because none of it makes sense to me.

Because of these macro issues.

Because of who you represented.

Because of you, we lost everything.

Because of your record...

Because reward money, blackmail

Because the best solutions mean compromise.

Because they want to sue his former lawyers.

Because this isn't just a prank.

Because this isn't just about money.

Because we got away with it.

Because we're in this together, okay?

Because we've been down this road before,

Because whatever it is you're up to

Because you didn't steal anything.

Because you would never do something like that

Because you're right. I do have a problem.

Because, uh, caffeine jitters

Because...

Been more considerate to Howard

Before he dies, he will know

Before I officially turn him away.

Before I shut that door,

Before the Salamancas have you.

Before they even realize they've been taken,

Before you know it, you'll forget all about it.

Before you know it, you'll forget all about it.

Being a certain illegal white powder.

Being tossed around.

Believe it.

Ben.

Bernalillo County has my affidavit.

Besides, gold food coloring?

Besides, it'll be months

Besides, we are going to beat you on the merits.

Best case scenario,

Best decision you've ever made.

Best of luck, Cliff.

Best of luck.

Betsy, you'll probably get 24 months...

Betsy: Oh, yes, you are. No. No!

Better Call Saul!

Better get a move on.

Big smile, guys...

Big talk.

Big Ten?

Big.

Bike at 5:40?

Bill us.

Bingo.

Black book?

Black, medium height. Short hair. Glasses.

Blinds are down...

Bodily.

Bolsa will want to hear the truth from you

BOLSA: Today, you are going to die.

Bolsa: We'll be in touch.

Boosh.

Boss says he looks too pretty.

Both of you, sit.

Boy, I I sure do.

Boy, you gotta be in shape to be on this show.

Bravo.

Breakfast bar, go ahead, take one.

Breathe deep and sit tight.

Brett: Of course, Mr. Fring.

Brett?

Brett.

Bring him back before the Salamancas sweep him up.

Bring it to me, quickly.

Bruised, maybe, but still standing.

Brunch? With just you and me, right?

Buckle your safety belts, boys and girls,

Buddy: [Speaking indistinctly]

Bueno.

Built Clifford Main his vacation house.

Bullshit.

Buongiorno, ladies!

Burn you to the ground? [CHUCKLES]

Bus trip from...

Business as usual.

Bust the speed limit, and you'll still make that lunch.[SIGHS]

But [Clears throat] if you're feeling slighted,

But a couple hours ago, I smelled cigar smoke.

But a personal injury suit?

But all the signs are in a language I can't read.

But also has interchangeable XL lens capability.

But as my wife always says,

But ask me what I had for dinner last night

But buckle up. I don't wanna lose you through the windshield.

But check it out. Center stage.

But close, right?

But Craig? You are a two time loser.

But did he listen to me? No.

But did you ask yourselves why?

But do it far away from here.

But don't be fooled.

But first, we have to fix this.

But first, we need a few little signatures...

But for all practical purposes it's over.

But for centuries, they, uh...

But from what I can glean, their clients always end up

But he just he just wouldn't.

But he knows people.

But he played a tough game and he played it on the square.