Better Call Saul presents: Slippin' Jimmy (2022) - Season 1 Edit

A couple more blocks and then bingo.

A pair like you could find a lot of

A pizza pierogi. Yeah!

A yo yo, a toothbrush, and a surprising amount

Aaah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah!

Aah! [Indistinct]

Aah! Aah! Get away! Get away!

Aah! Ow, ow, ow!

Aah. Ooh, ooh, ow.

Abraham!

Absolutely inevitable. It's gonna happen.

Admit that I am a higher power.

Ah, comics. Is there any problem they can't solve?

Ah, do widzenia, Lady Labyrinth.

Ah, I know the difference, alright?

Ah! [Grunts]

Ah! Marco, quick!

Ah! Who's there? Huh?

Ah![Twig cracks]

Ah.

Ah. I'm coming, Lady!

Ah. You're good.

Ahh.

All God's children are welcome here.

All hail the wolf of Wall Street.

All the nerd germs!

All: Grant me the serenity to accept the nerds I cannot beat.

All: Huh?

Alright, we've got 20 meat sticks,

An awful lot of embarrassment, for one thing.

And and and I just couldn't take

And Albert's on both. He's the key.

And day one, you think you can just get out of work?

And eventually they started sending me to Camp Reformation.

And I had it. I had it under control.

And if everything goes to plan, at midnight oh one,

And it doesn't make a sound, did it even happen?

And it was during my third stint.

And it was only the beginning.

And now it's 20 times. Up and down. Look!

And some of us have been busting our butts for weeks out there.

And the debate team.

And the drama club won't listen to the pros and cons.

And the wisdom to always know the difference.

And then I take three of you out,

And then I tripped a motion sensor.

And then one, uno, a me takes one

And tried to break into my cooler.

And why are you covered in goo, Mr. Titweiler?

And why would I do that?

Andthe comics.

Anyway, you could hurry this along?

Are we gonna die, Jimmy?

Arrr. Ah, okay, okay.

As for the rest of you look y Lous, back to work.

At least not since Vatican II.

Aw, mm.

Aw, nuts.

Aw, nuts.

Back then, I was nothing but a three time loser.

Because I am not wearing the right underwear for that.

Because if not, maybe we can go to the dance together.

Because you got nicked on a B&E?

Bingo. Let me see.

Blah!

Bought way too many dolls.

Boys, I can tell the state of this room

But how was I supposed to know

But I only need one, so there's two extra.

But I really want to pound them!

But it's not safe.

But Jimmy, Jimmy was different.

But listen, you've got three sleds,

But no, I can't go to the dance with you.

But on the inside? Jimmy Carter.

But that would be a hat on a hat.

But then then he sat in my seat

But to me, it was everything.

But we could pay you in delicious meat sticks.

But you don't know what it is?

But you should tell him how you feel.

Bye, guys.

Can I have a bathroom pass?

Can we just get the tokens, please?

Capital cannot be created by printing fiat currency.

Carris came out so fast, I barely got away.

Chop down extra trees since you were "hurt."

Clearly, detention isn't severe enough for you.

Come on, Donny. Sit up straight, now.

Come on, Father Karras.

Come take a seat, boys.

Come with me.

Confess, McGill.

Congratulations. You're halfway to expulsion.

Connected to something bigger than myself.Did you hear that?

Copy that. [Grunts]

Corporations are people, too.

Creamed spinach, and deviled eggs.

Crypto is the future of money.

Dang it!

Depends on reasonable government regulation.

Deserves better than a sub literate orangutan like you.

Did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?

Did you know that Trent told Warren,

Did you say your prayers, Nancy?

Do you know what displeases Jesus the most?

Don't hate me.

Don't worry, Marco. Sister Beth loves me.

Don't you? Your time's going to come.

Driver: Land ho!

Erasers.

Especially around Carris. Got it?

Ew, gross.[Gags]

Felt like it was my destiny to let the world walk all over me.

Fiddlesticks.

Fine. Go to the infirmary.

First we head down Roosevelt three blocks to the M,

For heaven's sake, Sister Beth, gain some control.

For I am Theseus,

Force everyone into the same room.

Fortunately for the rest of you, I already know the culprit.

Four tokens, please.

Frederick, pull your pants up.

Frogs? [Gags]

Gah! Squirrel armor.

Get him!

Get off. Cut through Humboldt Park.

Get out of here. Shoo! Shoo!

Getting you a hall pass to hell.

Giddyup!

Give it Tit Wyler, Dawn Marie

Go for it. No time like the present.

Good chat. Night.

Guess I'm a sucker for ice cream.

H How could you possibly survive that?

Ha!

Ha. What'd you do this time, McDillweed?

Hallelujah.

Hard to starboard!

Hate that ice cream teasing butt face Carris.

He has a name.

He who smelt it dealt it.

He'll think one of the squirrels got to it.

He's the one making you chop trees.

He's trying to make us do math!

Heh, as long as we don't have to work as hard as that belt.

Help, Jimmy! Aah! She's got me!

Help, please!

Help! It fell on me.

Henrietta, your sausages are getting cold.

Here, I was hoping it was a bridge I could jump off.

Here, we know what to do with hoodlums,

Here's how I see it.

Hey, fellas. You seen Marco around?

Hey, I got a question.

Hey, I was wondering, would you like to go to the dance with me?

Hey, isn't it a school night?

Hey, Marco.

Hey, Mrs. Brockfrater?

Hey, Sister B. What's good?

Hey, what's going on?

Hey. Can I help you?

Hey. Do me a favor and sit like this.

Hey.[Gasps]

Hi. I think you're going the wrong way.

His name. [ Growls ]

Hmm. Was it "The Exorcist"?

Hmph. That's your third detention this month, McGill.

Ho ho ho Sounds like a party.

Ho ho, look at this view!

Hot, hot, hot, hot.Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.

How about we get you out of there?

How did you know all that Greek stuff, Jimmy?

How do I get to Dawn Marie with Mrs. Butt Raider

How we lookin' HQ?

How? Well, you might want to do it soon.

HQ, specs on Trent. Enemy neutralized?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh?

Huh? [Grunts]

Huh? Peas and carrots.

Huh?Let's run away to Paraguay.

Hup.

Hurry up, Jimmy!

Hurry up, Marco. Get your fanny down here.

Hyah![ Horse whinnies ]

Hyah![ Horse whinnies ]

Hyah![ Horse whinnies, whip cracks ]

I can't believe you really just missed me.

I command you to return to the foul place you came from.

I couldn't wait for this camp to take him down a peg.

I dunno what you're talknin' about, Boss.

I got to come clean.

I guess we're shy one sled.

I have seen the face of evil.

I heard Trent's going to ask her before class today. Oh.

I know he's all Charles Bronson on the outside,

I know his name, it's Yo, Jimbo.

I know they're strapped for cash.

I know what you're going to say,

I know you felt the way I do.

I look forward to working with you.

I mean, weren't you sent here

I mean, you didn't need to take the rap for me.

I might even throw in the Marco Reyna if you're lucky.

I read your file, you thief.

I see it!

I should have known.

I still got the Bible. Marco, you got the cross?

I think it's just a car that's yellow.

I think we can make it.

I think you brought two too many.

I thought we didn't have enough money for a cab

I travel amongst you today to test your fidelity.

I used restraint.[Both gasp]

I used to love watching the fresh meat arrive.

I want to see.

I wanted a break. I took a break.

I was a problem child, a troublemaker.

I'll have us out of here in 15 minutes tops.

I'll have you sifting the lunch trash for lost retainers

I'll sub literate your face.

I'm a good boy, Jimmy!

I'm going to wedgie you into next week.

I'm Marco, by the way. Marco Pasternak.

I'm this close to the talk between drama club

I'm wearing my gloves, Mom.

I've got a shortcut.

I've got an idea.

I've got two more of creation's...misfits for you.

If a crime falls in the woods

If I told you that you had a nice body,

If we cut straight through the park,

If you cause a smidgen of trouble for Sister Beth,

If you so much as pick your nose the wrong way

If you tell anyone,

In the fullness of time, you will be mine,

In the morning, Carris will be all like...

Is a direct result of your deviant behavior.

Is that Trent?

Isn't that a little Kafkaesque?No, it's Sisyphean.

Issue 100 of "Lady Labyrinth" goes on sale at midnight sharp.

It barely touched you.

It does look cozy. You want to swap?

It is incredibly important

It ischeese.

It seems we have a weasel in our midst.

It was clearly meant to be a compliment.

It was freedom.

It was friendship.

It was me. I tried to steal the ice cream.

It will be if you ever get down here.

It'll save us all from the wrath of the sea.

It's 10:46.

It's a little late for you to be out.

It's life or death.

It's like a threat, get it?

It's like Churchill at Yalta.

It's not what I'm going to tell my parents

It's really high up.

It's the spitting image of him.

It's time, it's time for a little ice cream.

It's worth a mint on the white market.

James McGill.

Jesus!

Jimmy McGill.

Jimmy wait!

Jimmy: Oh, man. Number 100 is ours.

Jimmy!

Jimmy's moving in the aisle!

Just to be sure.

Just you and me, Jimbo.

Keep your head down and do the work.

Let him go, Trent.

Let's go into the breach.

Liars.

Lights out.

Like lost children looking for their mommies.

Like, uh, alone, man.

Listen, the comic shop is gonna be packed,

Listen, we already wasted, like,

Listen, you didn't hear it from me,

Little cold, little hungry.

Logan Square, please.

Look at her.

Look at this fist!

Look, the line's not long.

Man: Alright. Who's up first?

Many a ship's gone down there.

Marco ain't coming. He got a little sidetracked.

Marco, come in. Marco.

Marco, just close your eyes and think of the mission.

Marco, you think everything smells like pizza.

Marco: It is everything I imagined it would be.

Marco: Ow! Hey!

Maybe we'll get lucky again.

Maybe.

McDweeb!Ah, control your anger, Trent.

McDweeb.

McGill! Stay in your seat.

Me or the boy with no name?

Merge, baby.

Merge.

Miscreants and assorted scum.

Mm. Rocky?

Mmm, hey, kinda smells like Gino's in here.

Mmm.

Mmm. Cinnamon.

Mom, I'm right in the middle of something.

Mr. McGill. Mr. Pasternak,

My dancing shoes are only for me.

Nah, I got all the way to the cooler,

Nah. But it was an asterisk in Lady Labyrinth number 87.

Narrator: It was summer when I first met Slippin' Jimmy.

Narrator: The heist worked of course.

Narrator: The nerve of that kid.

Next train's not till like 1:15.

Nice.

Nicely done. Judges give you a 10 for the dismount. Come on.

No one wants to see that.

No one's dying tonight. Alright?

No problem, Sister B. Glad to have you back.

No talking!

No time to walk.

No tumblin' on the bus!

No wrappers are missing, so he'll be none the wiser.

No, boss.

No, it's not worth it.

No, Marco!

No, mortal.

No, Trent, just just say the words with us. God...

No!

No!

No!

No! Get off of me! Get off of me!

No. No, I know it.

No. No, ma'am. I mean, not anymore.

No. No, you wouldn't. Of course not. Okay.

No. What? Sorry. Not you, Roger.

Nobody stopping you.

Nope.

Nope.

Nope. [ Laughs ] Just me.

Nosdrovia.

Not yet! Warren, no!

Now I can't make amends!

Now it's 30 times.

Now let us out,

Now, it may have just been an ice cream sandwich,

Now, there's got to be something we can use to make a cross.

Of baby powder. What exactly did you think

Of the Maze of Malice.

Oh ho, Bible.

Oh ho, yeah.

Oh, boy, must'a Dozed off. This seat is just so dark and cozy.

Oh, cherry.

Oh, darn it!

Oh, did I?

Oh, don't worry about that young dude.

Oh, Dr. Quackenbush said your rash won't go away

Oh, excuse me.

Oh, Fernando, you bad boy. Oh, run that yellow.

Oh, hi, Jimmy. What's up?

Oh, it's cheese. I can feel it.

Oh, it's okay. I'll go to the dance with you.

Oh, Jimmy, I can't quit you.

Oh, Jimmy, you did it. You're a genius. Mwah!

Oh, Lord, she took the emergency Bible.

Oh, my mom's got hot chocolate and pierogis for us

Oh, my. Oh.

Oh, oh, I see it, Jimmy!

Oh, quite the imagination on this one.

Oh, really working the steps, I see.

Oh, shut up. Really?

Oh, that's genius.

Oh, that's it for old Seth.

Oh, totally.Yeah, totally.

Oh, Trent, I knew it!

Oh, wait, wait, wait, wait.

Oh, we just missed our turn.

Oh, what can I say?

Oh, yeah.

Oh, yeah. Yeah. Could you let us out here?

Oh, you still got those walkie talkies?

Oh! Father Karras, you got to help us.

Oh! Last straw McGill!

Oh![Bullies coughing]

Oh!Ah, I got her, Jimmy.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh.

Oh. Hey, Trent, Sister Beth was telling me

Okay, it's almost 11:30.

Okay, sweetie. All right. Have fun with your friends.

Okay, yep. Maybe we aregoing to die tonight.

Okay. Go!

Okay. Got it.

Okay. I think we're good.

Okay. Notebooks.

Okay. What do we do now?

Ooh, maybe we can bribe them with peace talks.

Ooh, ooh, that's Humboldt Park.

Ooh, that's a lot of cabbage.

Ooh!

Or be washed away by my father's power!

Or would you prefer I called you Rashamine?

Ow!

Ow. Oh, I'm dying.

Patricia, those Bibles aren't going to study themselves.

Perhaps a strip of spearmint.

Please, Father. There's a demon inside of Sister Beth.

Plenty of time, bro.

Pretty sure I did get out of it.

Problem McGill?Nope.

Psst. Hey, Sue.[Gasps] What?

Push the boulder up to the top, then carry it down ten times.

Quick, quick, quick, push the desks out of the way.

Really time for that squirrel proof fence.

Remember that time we found a fiver in your pencil case?

Right on, right on. Okay, uh, there's one, two.

Right.

Run it so fast. Squeeze the lemon.

See you tomorrow.

She took down the cross.

She's dragging me to hell. I'm a good boy.

She's got me!

Shh! Get down!

Shield me with your beautiful, beautiful body.

Shoot! Okay, I'm doing it. Doing it right now.

Sister Beth is possessed.

So he has a name.

So how'd they catch you again?

So it was me. Thanks.

So we got to be there in line early.

So what kind of pierogis did your mom make?

So you bring a sled for me?

So you're really not going to the dance?

So, did you actually get the ice cream?

So, how's the ankle?

So, uh, hot chocolate and pierogis?

Somebody had a little fun last night

Someone's left a piece of gum over here.

Son of Poseidon, master of water.

Sorry to interrupt, Sister Beth.

Sorry, boss. Couldn't help myself.

Sort of makes me feel like you don't know

Stagflation?

Stagflation. Stagflation. Stagflation!

Stay in your seat!

Stupid squirrel.

Sure. One sec.

Switch with me, nerd.

Thank you, boys.

Thank you, Ms. Retch.

Thanks.

That a trail of peanut butter cups

That a well functioning capital

That first step is where the light went off.

That is not how new popes are elected,

That seat belongs to me.Aah!

That smells worse than the deviled eggs.

That we get to this comic book shop on time.

That wind's a fickle mother.

That's a calzone, Marco.

That's in the exact shape of Saint Anthony.

That's why my mom says we got to eat them on the porch.

The angels are watching you, boys.

The bubble will rise. World without end.

The debaters are being drama queens,

The future Mrs. Jimmy McGill, Marco.

The Kuznets curve tells us the ban is inevitable.

The no name thing is like a nickname.

The patron saint of lost things?

The spring production of "Guys and Dolls"

The vengeful, vengeful angels.

Then let's ride.

Then sit down!

Then take the train east to the Loop.

Then we'll chew up the cord and kill the freezer.

There are larger geopolitical forces at work.

There was nothing Jimmy couldn't do.

There's four of us,

There's no place for imagination here.

There's no point in arguing. I know it was you.

There's something wrong with the thermostat!

These boys are little devils. Am I right?

They caught you red handed at your last school

They only caught me once.

They used, like, crosses and Bibles and stuff, right?

They were always so nervous,

They're always at the bottom.

Think he'd share if we asked him real nice?

Think, think, think.

Thinking I might need to keep it elevated tomorrow, too.

This is a school, McGill.

This is Bullies Anonymous.

This is the best night of my life.

This is where it begins. I ask her to the dance.

This isn't summer camp, new kid.

Those ice cream sandwiches are mine.

Three?

Three. Right.

Through the age old curative of hard labor.

Time for you nerds to work step two

To beat the nerds I cannot accept

Today I prove once and for all

Today was chili dogs,

Took you long enough.

Treasure out in that ocean.

Trent: I paused when agitated.

Trent: What the heck?

Trent. Huh? Hmm.

Trent's got another snowball!

Trent's not making any sense.

Trenton Wyler.

Trying to steal Wite Out.

Two, two, two, two, two, two, two, two.

Uh huh.

Uh, excuse me. Y Yes. Hello.

Uh, it's cabbage and kraut night.

Uh, Jimmy, I don't think this is a cab.

Uh, like nine bottles of Elmer's, for some reason.

Uh, maybe Trent's got something we can use.

Uh, no, sir.

Uh, Richard Nixon?

Uh, Sister Beth is, like, possessed, right?

Uh, yeah, she is definitely possessed.

Um, hey, Dawn Marie,

Um...I don't get it.

Unless you wear your special mittens, Trenton.

Until Christmas break.

W Whoever made the rhyme did the crime.

Wait, take off the wrappers and put them back.

Wait. Are you the son of a sea god?

Wait. He doesn't have a name?

Wait. What do you know?

Was that Sister Beth?

Watching our every move?

We buildin' Fort Carris or somethin'.

We don't have money per se,

We don't want to miss our train.

We got you outnumbered, Jimbo.

We have a magical night and the rest is history.

We make them work.

We were going to be doing tonight, Marco?

We'll finally know what's at the end

We'll have it in our hands.

We're going to get in.

Welcome to Camp Reformation.

Well, at least I got your little friend.

Well, I sure could go for a calzone, then.

Well, let's find out.

Well, tonight's your lucky night. Hop in.

Well, we won't know if you stay on this rope.

Well, well, if it isn't Trent Titweiler.

Well, you could spare yourself

What a whiff! Nice miss, Mrs. Mississippi.

What are you doing here, Titweiler?

What do you think you're doing?

What if we take a cab?

What in the name of Maximus the Confessor is going on here?

What in the name of Simon the Zealot.

What in the name of St. Catherine's severed head?

What the...

What would Talleyrand do?

What? Oh! Hallelujah. Hallelujah.

What? There's a wrong way to pick your schnoz?

What? Whoa! [Grunts]

What? You never know.

What?!What?!

What'd they do in that movie we saw

When do they do school again?

When they ask me why I have a limp.

When we're done here.

When you punch down, you punch beneath yourself.

Where are you boys headed?

Where they gave that girl an exorcism?

Who told me that Trent likes you.

Who told Percival, who told Bobby,

Who's the fastest snowball slinger in town

Whoa!

Whoa!

Whoa!Wait, wait, wait, wait.

Whoa!Yeah, he seemed like a one, two, three kinda guy.

Whoa.

Why are we chopping these trees for?

Why didn't you just say something?

Woman: Roger, dinner's ready!

Woman: Trenton!

Woof. Sulfur.

Would lead to trouble?

Would you go to the dance with me?

Wouldn't dream of it. [Grunting]

Wouldn't have mattered. Carris wanted it to be me.

Ye could drown.

Yeah, actually, this seat belonged to Al Capone.

Yeah, bud?

Yeah, I figured.

Yeah, I know.

Yeah, I was getting there.

Yeah, it is.

Yeah, just for a sec. Great.

Yeah, listen, Sister Beth, I I got to take a leak.

Yeah, with supplies. This is an adventure, after all.

Yeah? Well, that's a lot of trees.

Yeah.

Yeah. Go back to Gary, Indiana.

Yeah. Sorry, Mrs. Brockfrater.

Yeah. Well Wait.

Yee haw, partner.

Yep, that's the one.

Yes, boss. Less yap, yap and more chop, chop.

Yes?

Yes.

Yo, taxi, over here!

You are hoodlums, miscreants and other assorted scum.

You are not talking your way out of this, McGill.

You be my eyes.

You boys ever scuba dive?

You boys got hemorrhoids?

You can take what you want too.

You don't have to yield for me.

You good?

You got some Trenton!

You have until the train passes.

You just think you're so much better than everybody else,

You know what would be good?

You know what you're doing, right?

You know, I'm thinking you ought to work through dinner tonight,

You know, they made us

You left your mittens on the counter.

You mean the lake? Like Lake Michigan?

You might not want to be so cocky.

You ready to do this, Mittens?

You see, it's not just for chafing.

You shoot to kill, you better hit the heart.

You still want that ice cream?

You will have your deviant instincts beaten out of you

You.

You'll be tasting shorts for a year!

You'll do the Marco mambo?

You'll droooown!

You're building character.Darn.

You're going to deprive the world of your magnificent moves?

You're right. He is my destiny, thanks, Jimmy.

Young man, I think you mean [Demonic voice] "may I."

Your mother plucks socks to sell.

10 minutes for you to stuff your backpack.

11:56, Marco.

14. Nearly halfway through. Had enough?

Ah! [Gasps]

Hmm. Listen.

I can take Albert to the dance,

Ooh, I don't know.

The dance! Rocky, the dance.

The, the dance?

We're going to find out. Oh, yeah, yeah.

"Feel the burn from sins to"

"How to Exercise Demons."

"No, boss."

"Yes, boss" and "no boss."

[ All gasp ]

[ All yelp ]

[ All yelping ]

[ Dramatic music plays ]

[ Eagle screeches ]

[ Evil laughter ]

[ Horse whinnies ]

[ Humming ]

[ Ice cracking ]

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughs ]

[ Laughs ] Oh, no.

[ Laughs ] Okay, buddy,

[ Laughter ]

[ Laughter ]The special mittens with the ointment in the lining.

[ Ominous music plays ]

[ Squirrels chatter ]

[ Squirrels chirp ]Oh...

[ Train horn blows ]

[ Train horn blows ]

[ Western music continues ]

[ Western music plays ]

[ Western music plays, eagle screeches ]

[ Whimpers ]

[ Wind howling ]

[ Yelps ]

[Bell rings]

[Both gasp, scream]

[Both groan]

[Both sigh]

[Buzzer sounds] Gotcha! Huh?

[Car alarms blaring]

[Cat yowls]

[Chase music resumes]

[Chatters]

[Chatters][Tires screech]

[Cheerful music resumes]

[Cheerful music resumes]

[Cheerful old time piano music plays]

[Children gasp][Clears throat]

[Choir vocalizing]

[Chuckles] Baby powder. Who woulda thunk?

[Chuckles] You know, I'd make fun of your name,

[Clears throat] Hey, Dawn Marie.

[Clears throat] Uh, hey, Dawn Marie.

[Crunching]

[Debussy's "Clair de lune" plays]

[Demonic voice] Bethie and Satan sitting in a tree.

[Demonic voice] Now you're dead!

[Demonic voice] Now, get this room back in order.

[Demonic voices]

[Door closes]

[Dramatic music plays]

[Dramatic music plays]

[Dramatic music resumes]

[Dramatic note plays]

[Driver laughing]Um...

[Exhales sharply]

[Farting sound]

[Farting]

[Farts]

[Fast paced dramatic piano music plays]

[Fingernails scraping]

[Fly buzzing]

[Gasps]

[Gasps] Dawn Marie.The class president?

[Gasps] Oh, It must be a sign. I can't believe it.

[Gasps] Your Holiness.

[Groaning]

[Groans]

[Groans]

[Growls]

[Growls]

[Growls]

[Growls]Trent, come on.

[Grunting]

[Grunting]

[Grunting]

[Grunts]

[Grunts]

[Grunts]

[Grunts] Trennt!!

[Hisses]

[Hisses]