Weird Science (1985) Soundboard Edit

And I'll change you back.

And if they do, I'll be grounded till I'm 45

And my mother almost had, like, a cardiac arrest.

And you wouldn't tell your own mother!

And, look, here's the final touch.

Another invention?

But whatever happens, gotta give Lisa a shot.

Can we come in?

CHET: Not having a good time?

Come to what?

Deb, Lisa is everything I ever wanted in a girl

Difficult, demanding and totally bizarre.

Doesn't he have anything to read?

Drink it

Due to occasional stomach upset

Everyone to redefine their terms

Everything's cool! Everything's cool.

Excuse us.

Five bucks?

Gary, you look good, though, all right?

Give him the knee shooters. I don't care.

Goddamn. We know there's a telephone, boy

Good.

Hang up the phone!

Have you ever wondered how sad it is

Have you met Gary and Wyatt?

Haven't you guys been by? Or...

He's in charge.

Here in this machine, I have discovered the great ray

Hey

Hey, what are big brothers for?

Hey!

Hi, girls.

Hit the lights out! You get it out!

Holy shit. Gary, I don't know what's going...

How the heck did we miss these two, Wyatt?

Hurts so good.

I can't believe... You know...

I could be wrong, but I think these ladies are stoked for us, Wyatt.

I do whatever they say.

I don't know, Wyatt.

I don't know!

I don't know.

I don't know.

I don't need you.

I hate to think of his being alone at home tonight.

I haven't done anything to you.

I know that, but, you know, we can use it, Wyatt.

I mean, none of those people were my friends.

I think the girls are looking for a long, lean bone job from me.

I was kind of counting on you to be human about this

I wasn't expecting you to kiss me. I mean, I was just...

I'll just hurt him real bad.

I'm in love.

I'm just being practical.

I'm shitting in my pants!

I'm so very honest. I mean that.

I'm sorry, Wyatt.

I'm telling Mom and Dad everything

If you don't mind. I mean, yes, please, ma'am

If you get the chance,

In the family jewels?

In your race for power and glory,

Insane? Crazy?

Is this your party?

It's a little better.

It's Art. Excuse me, Art.

It's live! All Dave, all night!

It's not that bad. I mean, we can hear the music.

Just give her a brain, okay?

Just like Frankenstein,

Ladies. Hi.

Lan...

Lisa, you don't understand my parents.

Look, we're sorry about..

MAN: Party!

MAN: You're crazy!

Movie party is what it is, folks.

My parents are never going to let me in the house,

Nice relationship.

No. I think I'm looking at about 50 tickets.

Nobody likes us. Nobody

Oh, come on, don't be such an old lady. Everything's cool.

Oh, it's my house

Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit!

Oh, shit!

Okay, you guys ready to rock?

Okay. This is war.

Okay. You die.

Out of here, you disgusting tramps!

Over at his friend Wyatt's house

Probably.

Quit screwing around!

Screw the house. Screw the house.

See you guys in the emergency room.

Shake on it, huh?

She lives in Canada. This girl has no morals

She walks out of here with a severe limp.

So, did you steal this car?

So, what did you guys do this weekend?

Something in leather or rubber, or barb wire?

Sometimes do the weirdest things.

Sounds good.

Thank you, really, thank you.

That first brought life into the world.

That's Chet, Gary.

That's my boys.

That's pretty sick, Lis

The problem is, this is a lame idea, okay?

There he goes

They're fine.

They're toads.

This is all your fault!

This is Max.

This is so beautiful

Those are women's underpants!

Those guys are weird, but they're kind of cute.

Tossed off into any good books lately, have we?

Very nice

We got her, we got her, we got her

We saw you on the escalator.

We'll try it again some other time, okay?

We're going to a movie party.

We're heroes. This could mean a guest shot on Phil Donahue.

We're in trouble, Gary.

Well, I don't know, dear,

Well, let me see

Well, so are you if you don't deal with this situation.

What a weird night, huh?

What are we going to do with her?

What's a beautiful broad like you doing with a malaka like this?

What's on your mind?

Where do you think you're going?

Where's Eddie?

Why are you telling me all of this?

Women's gymnastics.

Would these turn you on?

Would you mind if I came in and checked my face?

Wyatt "Tense Up" Donnelly

Wyatt, what's going on?

Wyatt, you'll have plenty of time to clean up tomorrow, okay?

Wyatt, you're going to have a heart attack by the time you're 40

WYATT: Gary, do you feel like a chicken?

WYATT: It is off!

WYATT: Lisa, I created you.

WYATT: Shit!

Yeah, neither did we. Neither did we.

Yeah, that's where we'll... Yeah

Yeah, yeah. My dad's going to castrate me.

Yeah?

Yeah.

Yeah.

Yeah. Yeah

You can forget that other one.

You can say that again!

You get it out! It was your idea!

You guys have girlfriends?

You guys looking for something for your mom?

You, you, you hosers!

You're Deb. Hi. I'm Gary. I'm Wyatt.

(ALL GRUMBLING)

(ALL LAUGHING)

(ALL LAUGHING)

(CHATTERING)

(CLEARING THROAT)

(DOORBELL RINGS)

(HEART POUNDING)

(LAUGHING)

(LOUD ROCK MUSIC PLAYING)

(PEOPLE SCREAMING)

(PLAYING PIANO)

(SCREAMING)

(SIREN WAILING)

(SLOW BLUES MUSIC PLAYING)

(STUTTERS)

(THUNDER RUMBLING)

(TIRES SCREECHING)

(TIRES SCREECHING)

(WYATT AND GARY YELLING)