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Baywatch (2017) Comedy Soundboard

Baywatch (2017) Comedy: A Must-Watch Summer Blockbuster!

If you're looking for some good old-fashioned fun in the sun, coupled with hilarious comedy and a star-studded cast, look no further than Baywatch, the 2017 action-comedy film based on the iconic television series. Directed by Seth Gordon, this modern-day reboot of the beloved show takes beach bum lifeguards to a whole new level of excitement and laughter.

Leading the pack is none other than Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson, who effortlessly embodies the role of the tough and charismatic head lifeguard, Mitch Buchannon. Johnson's larger-than-life presence and impeccable comedic timing keep audiences entertained throughout the film. Joining him is Zac Efron, who plays the confident yet cocky Olympic swimmer, Matt Brody. Efron's combination of charm and physical comedy adds a delightful touch to the film.

The ensemble cast of Baywatch includes a fantastic lineup of actors who bring their A-game to the screen. Alexandra Daddario shines as Summer Quinn, a smart and determined lifeguard, while Kelly Rohrbach steps into the iconic role of C.J. Parker, originally made famous by Pamela Anderson. Additionally, Jon Bass delivers plenty of laughs as lovable nerd Ronnie Greenbaum, who desperately tries to prove himself amongst the buff and beautiful lifeguards.

Baywatch does not shy away from embracing the classic elements that made the television series so popular in the first place: stunning beach scenery, slow-motion running, and, of course, the iconic red bathing suits. However, this film takes it one step further by masterfully infusing these elements with modern comedy and thrilling action.

The plot follows the lifeguards of Emerald Bay as they uncover a criminal plot that threatens the future of their beloved beach. As they attempt to stop the nefarious activities, hilarity ensues, resulting in a rollercoaster ride of comedy and adventure. The film strikes a perfect balance between tongue-in-cheek humor and heart-pumping action, making it an enjoyable experience for all.

With a screenplay written by Damian Shannon and Mark Swift, Baywatch succeeds in delivering punchlines that consistently land. The comedic timing is excellent, and the jokes range from clever quips to outrageous physical gags. The chemistry between the cast members is palpable, resulting in memorable and genuinely funny moments throughout the film.

One cannot talk about Baywatch without acknowledging its fantastic soundtrack. The film features an electrifying mix of high-energy songs perfectly suited for a beach-based adventure. From catchy pop tunes to nostalgic throwbacks, the soundtrack complements the film's energetic atmosphere, enhancing the viewing experience.

Whether you are a fan of the original television series or discovering the Baywatch brand for the first time, this 2017 comedy film is a delightful addition to the franchise. It brings together a stellar cast, brilliant writing, and breathtaking beach vistas to create an unforgettable movie experience. With non-stop laughs and an engaging storyline, Baywatch is a must-watch summer blockbuster.

If you're already feeling the urge to hit the beach, why not dive into the world of Baywatch by playing and downloading these sounds here? Relive the exhilarating moments of Mitch and his team as they save lives and crack jokes on the sandy shores of Emerald Bay. Baywatch (2017) will undoubtedly satisfy your craving for both comedy and beach vibes.

Ah!
Ah..
All right
All right, let's go
All right. I'll give you another shot.
All right. You're just slowing me down, anyway.
All you had to do was be a lifeguard
Am I gonna be in the sequel?
And helping me blow up the bad girl with a Roman candle,
And I heard you were a charmer. Guess that's an understatement, too.
And instill a toughness in you that will carry you through birthdays,
And now you're trashed.
And the girls on that boat had the same drugs on them
And then we're...
And this better not come back to me.
And you handled it really smoothly
Aw.
Back home, my younger brother was given the family business to run
Because you are gonna kill someone with that technique.
Black market organs from the Boogie Board Bandits?
Boom
Both of these bodies were dead before they hit the water.
Broken neck in multiple places.
But Mitch hasn't answered the phone since he was fired
But there is a "me
But who's to say anymore?
But you got a lot to learn.
By this time tomorrow,
Can you help me?
Check it out. I'm undercover.
Check this out.
Come and see where you're gonna crash.
Come on!
Come on.
Cool, cool, cool.
Do you want breakfast?
Do you want me to help you?
Don't ever do that.
Don't you know he's a friend?
Dude, we are penetrating the shit out of this place.
Eh... All right, C.J
Ellerbee, you got to get down to the Huntley ASAP.
Everyone says hi. Come back, man.
Excuse me, ma'am...
Feels very comfortable letting her two kids run
Fuck it.
Fuck it. Mitch, can I please turn the C.B. off in my room?
Get a stretcher ready.
Get off that boat, Mitch.
Get the fuck out of here! This is my beach!
Go, Baywatch
Go, go, go!
Good luck out there, man. Good luck
Got it?
Grown man wears spandex to work
Guys, if you want to find drugs at a party,
Hebrew school.
Help!
Help! Please!
Here. Keep the whole bottle.
Hey
Hey, other than him, we did good, right?
Hey, technically, these "technically's" are wasting a lot of time, technically.
Hey, um..
Hi, Mitch.
His neck was broken in multiple places.
His presence in your life is brief, but it will scar you
Hit it.
Holy shit!
Holy shit! That's it.
How do I define myself?
Huh.
I couldn't sleep last night. I am so excited
I dare you to say one thing without the ocean in it.
I dare you.
I don't like confined spaces
I eat fire coral and I piss saltwater!
I got my dick stuck in a chair earlier.
I got us to the morgue.
I got where I am today completely by myself.
I heard he invented Google and gave it all to charity
I know. It's okay, you're not.
I legit needed those for my taxes
I lost way more than they did.
I made it onto..
I told you, you don't have to do this every day
I want to help.
I want to introduce you to our new captain
I was hoping we'd see you here.
I will start combing the beach first thing at sunup.
I'll bet Lurch over here knows where Chen is
I'll get the car.
I'll meet you at the top
I'm actually already on the team
I'm an animal lover, but I will put you down
I'm Matt Brody
I'm more motivated than ever
I'm so glad you came
If you put other people in danger. Okay?
Impulsive, but incredible.
Is much more than you expected, right, the stakes are higher.
It's a way of life
It's all good.
It's just ready for action
It's like Breaking Bad in there.
Just know that Baywatch is more than a job.
Just like C.J., always picking up strays.
Just..
Kinda feel like this is your year
Ladies and gentlemen.
Lady, get out of the way!
Leeds is right there. I'm gonna go check it out.
Let me tell you something, man,
Let's check it out.
Like calling a tall guy "Shorty"?
Listen to what she's saying
Listen, I know where the flakka is.
Look, I know that the club's kind of "fancy"
Look, you're on the team,
Looks like you got your beef and your biscuits
Man, I heard he invented the cure for the common cold.
Maybe this is why we keep losing recruits.
Miss Leeds, I'm approaching the barge.
Miss, are you okay?
Mitch, I can't get the swelling to go down
My balls are talking..
Nah..
Nice and easy.
No one wants to see that
No shit. I couldn't agree more.
No, I don't know.
No, no, I got the council to sign off on your real estate proposal.
No, not C.J. Not C.J
No! You're looking big
No. God damn it!
None of them are working anymore. I think it's over
Oh, could I...
Oh, God
Oh, God.
Oh, my God
Oh, my God, I got it!
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God.
Oh, shit.
Oh, yeah
Oh, yeah, right up that way.
Oh!
Oh?
Okay, that ocean out there has riptides
Okay. Let's see what we got here
On Devil's Urchin
On your little motorcycle, thinking you're cool,
Ooh!
Over here!
Owe you an apology
Please don't die
Please! Help!
Portside!
Portside.
Refrigerators?
Right now I gotta deal with your new publicity nightmare.
Right, Phil, Sarah?
Rodriguez, that's it. The dead guy.
Ronnie, C.J., right now. Let's do this
Sand grifters.
She came up to you, she was very nice and warm
She smells like cheese toast and chowder.
Shit, shit, shit!
Shit! Oh, my God. I can't believe I just did that.
Smile
So we gotta make it right
So you are being serious
So you can't blame me for celebrating.
So you just need to fill out this form and take off your shirt
Start out on the right foot. That's it.
Straight over the firewall.
Summer, this is your day today.
Take that, motherfucker!
Tell me, where are your friends?
Thank you.
Thanks, Mitch. That's right
That must be my phone. I probably left it in the, uh, nap room.
That system is so stupid and flawed
That was a cheap shot, man!
That's how he was killed. Broken neck.
That's how we roll
That's not nice
That's not our job. That's not what we do.
That's polluting.
The big red button
The lady that I saved, she didn't seem to mind.
The only way this whole thing is gonna work out
The rescues don't mean a thing
There's more to this job than just swimming
There's no "I" in "team
There's not a problem for me.
They need you.
Things could've gone a lot worse.
This is your house, isn't it?
This was a bad...
Thorpe? What are you talking about, "Thorpe"?
Trying to work on your killer tan...
Ugh, my God.
Uh huh.
Uh, so Dave had access to Leeds's server.
Um, I don't know.
Victim is male, five foot nine...
Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.
We have a problem
We haven't had a dead body on the beach in years.
We wanna thank you, we expect to see you next year
We want to thank you for a great year of qualifiers.
We're going to deflate the situation together
We're on the go!
Well, she's not going to bite you, for Christ's sakes.
Well, someone has to.
Well, you need to find another beach to go to.
What about his bank accounts?
What do we do?
What the fuck!
What the fuck?
What the hell is taking you so long?