A documentation. Like a piece of paper
A dozen? The poppy kind.
According to the President.
And I really dug the way you used fantasy..
Anyway..
Are you all right?
Are you interested in the story or not?
Aren't you Haldeman's son?
Arlene?
As far as you're concerned, I have no identity at all.
At 12.:30 Paris time today...
Because I live in the Watergate..
Betsy, what're you doing?
But the old drugs aren't working.
But the President ate those.
But when you do..
Code yellow, central corridor.
Come on
Dick just disgusts me now
Did we meet before or not?
Died?
Do you know anything about it?
Do you remember me?
Doesn't anybody realize that Kung Fu isn't Chinese?
Don't you think it's more important what's going on here?
Down, down!
For our own protection?
Give me those.
Go on, Arlene
Good.
Got the cookies?
He doesn't even look Chinese. He looks like the mailman
He's trying to drive me insane.
Here's me as his wife
Hey, Checkers. Hi, sweetie.
Hi, Rose
His beautiful, darling daughter
How high?
How old are you?
How will we get into the White House?
Hurlichman.
I don't think there is a Deep Throat. I think you made it up.
I hate you.
I have an idea
I honestly love you
I know where it could be gotten.
I know you.
I like your hair. It's really dry look
I love you
I love you
I might be willing to take the risk on these other names..
I probably shouldn't be telling you this because of national security...
I realized one day...
I remember when..
I should give that a listen
I want to have a little private chat with you
I was wondering if you had that package ready for me...
I'd say these people are gonna cost a million dollars...
I'll be a monkey's uncle...
I'm gonna live
I'm having so much fun already
I'm John Dean, Chief White House Counsel.
I'm sorry, Bob
I've gotta tell you, I haven't felt this way in
If this is about that Watergate nonsense..
If we publish that, we could nail him.
In fact, they're frozen again
Is that your combined ages?
Isn't it against the law to cut up the flag?
It goes like this:
It's Fat Freddy
It's happening. It's happening. It's real, man.
It's not right.
It's on the label of every can, lamebrain
It's personal
Kennedy and Johnson had dogs that liked them. That's the problem.
Kiss me.
Ladies, this way.
Larry's a freak and all...
Last night, five men were arrested in the Democratic Committee office..
Let me know what you think.
Let me tell you something!
Let's go
Let's go, Checkers. Come on
Make it 8:30.
Maybe I ought to fire you!
My dad's an arms manufacturer.
No way, JosÈ!
No, we always do him
Not too good.
Now your TV dinners are ice cold
Number one: I love you.
Of course it will.
Oh, I mean, poo poo.
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God!
Oh, thank you!
Okay, I'm ready.
Okay, what now?
Or it could be even worse.
Peace.
Prank phone calls?
Second, I was under the impression that I would be the only guest tonight.
Seven...
She said it upset her too much, so she threw everything away
Shit!
Shit!
Stupid kids.
Sure.
Sure. Very good.
Sweetie.
Thanks, no.
Thanks.
That's because you couldn't go right
That's funny...
The Committee to Re elect the President.
The dog ate it
The gemstone is glistening
The Joint Chiefs of Staff
There isn't some deep feeling..
There's no need to be snotty
They hung up
This is Betsy and Arlene
Throughout the long and difficult period of Watergate...
Unless you wanna keep the war going, so you can have Larry's room.
Up yours, man!
Vice President Ford will be sworn in at that hour...
Wait a minute, I know you.
Want to make out?
We are stupid teenage girls
We both are.
We can go shopping after we meet them
We need to know some names from that list you had
We will return to school...
We've been too permissive with you, young man.
Well, hello, Dolly
Well, not really.
What are you doing here?
What are your names?
What do you mean?
What is it, Bob?
What kind of things?
What the ?
What's going on here?
What's the deal with that Watergate thing?
What's the matter?
Where'd you get the recipe? It was stolen.
Which means you mustn't say a thing..
Who are they?
Who is Deep Throat?
Who is he talking to on this tape?
Who is...
Who the hell are you?
Who's this?
Why don't you go to Canada like Mom says?
Yeah, well, first of all..
Yes, but you can't have any.
You act like you like him..
You all right?
You know what I think?
You know why I love Bobby?
You know, you guys are getting pretty old now.
You're so stupid.
You're the smartest person I know
Your brother's not that bad. Not that I like him.
23.
And Betsy's brother just got drafted. He's maintaining
Can I carry the Charmin? Yep, but no squeezing.
Evening, Mr. Whipple. Evening.
Excellent. Good, good
Go! Just go with it!
Looks cool! Thanks!
Of America. Of America..
Oh, my God! It's okay
What are you looking at? Nothing.
What was he doing at the White House? I don't know.
What? Come on.
Yeah. I guess
..
... of Presidential Counsel John Dean....
... over the next two years.
...and he doesn't have time to see any old person
...but everybody talks about Mac Washington because he got killed there.
...but not on Haldeman
...have asked us who Deep Throat is, so....
...in the cafeteria.
...just like Club Med.
...l must put the interest of America first.
...l've met someone
...on nuclear weapons of mass destruction
...that I think best describes the way I feel about you
...the President?
...we're gonna find them
...were that age.
...when I come out after lunch.
...when you think of your President..
...who are trying to disgrace the President
...y:"
" Dear Bobb...
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