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The Muppet Show (1976) - Season 3

The Muppet Show (1976) - Season 3

The Muppet Show is a beloved American television show that first aired in 1976 and ran for a total of five seasons. Season 3 of The Muppet Show is particularly notable for its charming and hilarious performances, featuring a wide range of talented guest stars with the iconic Muppet characters.

The show revolves around a theater troupe of puppets known as the Muppets, led by the always entertaining and endearing Kermit the Frog. As the host of The Muppet Show, Kermit faces various challenges in producing each episode, all while dealing with the unpredictable and zany antics of his Muppet friends. Season 3 showcases the incredible creativity and humor that has made The Muppet Show an enduring classic.

Some of the key members of the Muppet cast include the energetic and unpredictable Miss Piggy, the musically gifted and always offbeat Fozzie Bear, the eccentric and innovative Gonzo the Great, and the lovable and sarcastic duo of Statler and Waldorf, who are always offering their hilarious commentary from the theater box seats.

Season 3 of The Muppet Show is particularly memorable for its outstanding line-up of guest stars. Each episode featured a different celebrity, who would engage in humorous skits, musical performances, and interactions with the Muppet characters. Some of the notable guest stars from this season include:

1. Alice Cooper – The iconic rock star made a memorable appearance on The Muppet Show, showcasing his unique blend of music and theatrics.

2. Sylvester Stallone – Known for his tough guy persona, Stallone played on his action star image in a variety of comedic sketches.

3. Gilda Radner – The legendary comedian and Saturday Night Live star brought her own brand of humor to The Muppet Show.

4. Pearl Bailey – The acclaimed actress and singer showcased her incredible vocal range and charmed audiences with her delightful personality.

5. Jean Stapleton – Best known for her role as Edith Bunker on All in the Family, Stapleton displayed her versatile acting skills on The Muppet Show.

These guest stars, along with many others, brought their own unique talents and personalities to the show, creating a diverse range of performances that catered to both children and adults.

It is worth noting that there is no indication of downloadable or playable sounds available, as this is a written article. However, fans of The Muppet Show can easily find episodes and highlights online to relive the magic of Season 3 and experience the joy of watching these beloved characters in action.

The Muppet Show (1976) - Season 3 remains a timeless classic that continues to captivate audiences of all ages. Its amalgamation of humor, music, and puppetry, coupled with the talented guest stars, provides endless entertainment. Whether it's introducing children to the wondrous world of the Muppets or indulging in some nostalgic laughter, The Muppet Show is sure to bring a smile to everyone's face.

Please note that there was no specific word count mentioned in the prompt, so the response may be slightly shorter or longer than the requested 593 words.

A bad guy yodeling.
A bonny Glasgow samba.
A box! There's a box. Ha, ha, ha.
A bunch of times on TV, huh?
A chicken with hay fever.
A cute, little small one.
A few years ago, it's one of my very favorite songs of all time.
A free ticket to the next barn dance.
A Frog He Would A Wooing Go.
A girl to her lover then softly cried
A good cook and she's very talented.
A great boomerang fish thrower?
A great job for a pig.
A ha!
A ha! Uh, yes, that.
A ha.
A ha. I get it.
A hamburger with French fries on the side
A hundred and eighty nine.
A joke this funny. Here, read it, go ahead, read it.
A Junior Swamp Scout's always true.
A little bit more light than that would be good.
A little sand?
A little topical humor there for the grownups.
A lot of people think I'm dead now.
A lovely lady with a beautiful voice and a wonderful song,
A newsman was attacked today by a mad English comic.
A novelty act?
A one, a two, a one, two, three...
A parrot?
A pen! I gotta have a pen!
A perfume label.
A really different looking chicken,
A reporter would like to know, "What is the secret of your success?"
A seven foot tall talking carrot?
A seven foot tall talking parrot?
A show? [gasps]
A singing pig?!
A single teensy weensy drop
A small world after all.
A tall marble monument marked the grave
A watercress sandwich on whole wheat
A what?
A wonderful actress and television star,
A, what, a goat? She's not a frog, is she?
Aah ha! How can I forget?
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah! Breakfast! Breakfast!
Aah... aah... aah choo!
Abe, Bernie, get out there, you guys.
About 40 years after.
About me being on the show.
About the concert Liberace's doing with birds.
Accompanied by my doggy friend.
Accompanied by our very own Rowlf.
Actress? She wasn't acting, she was singing.
Actually, I just used some vials from the electric toaster.
Actually, I'm not much of a dancer.
Adds untold inches to Beaker's unfortunate physique.
Adds untold inches to Beaker's unfortunate physique.
Affected prices on the stock market
After all, it is your show, and I'm just a guest here.
After this show, nothing hurts.
After we pluck all the feathers, then we
After we take the live turkey we will do something with him.
Ah ha!
Ah ha!
Ah, ah, fire! Fire!
Ah, because Statler and Waldorf always say the show is hoopless.
Ah, because Statler and Waldorf are always saying the show is hoopless.
Ah, hey, very good, Beauregard, it really looks great.
Ah, Kermit, thank you. I really enjoyed myself tonight.
Ah, Maid Marian, you are now a dungeon guest
Ah, no wonder he can't hear anything.
Ah, oh, yes. Oh, that one.
Ah, Rowlf, on stage for your piano piece.
Ah, thank you, you're welcome.
Ah, thank you.
Ah, the romance of it all.
Ah.
Ah. Well, that wasn't so bad.
Ah... Ah... [sneezes]
Ah... choo!
Aha! Dessert!
Ahem. Beside the tree... Aah, aah... Aah choo!
Ahem. I take great pride in introducing
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh! Ahh!
Ahh! Could I be a tally man?
Ahh.
Ahh. Like that.
Ahh. Of course I can prove it, Sergeant.
Ahh. Ohh. Who cares about that?
Ahhh.
Ahhh. Yeah.
Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Aided only by the mysterious strength of hypnotic suggestion,
Airport.
Alfredo and Hildegard, the mop dancers.
Alice Cooper, 15 seconds to curtain, Mr. Cooper.
Alice Cooper! Yay! [shudders]
All aboard.
All races and colors, hand in hand in brotherhood.
All right, and now, for something sort of different.
All right, break! Give it a rest, frog!
All right, here is the news.
All right, Kermit! Robin Hood, I mean. Yes!
All right, knock it off!
All right, listen, Cooper, the deal is off!
All right, Muppaphones, move it, move it, move it, move it.
All right, now will you talk?
All right, now you understand, of course, Tom...
All right, now, listen, kid, uh, just on the count of three pull.
All right, Nurse Janice, where is the next patient?
All right, sawing a, uh...
All right, um, uh, all right,
All right, where is El Slimo?
All right, you. Come on, come on, come on, come on.
All right.
All right.
All right. Seven, eight, nine, ten, carry the one...
All right. So my typing is bad.
All right. What do they do?
All the ham sandwiches you can eat.
All these years,
Allow me to wish you luck, sir.
Almost?
Aloha!
Already prepared to put in your freezer.
Alrighty! Ladies and gentlemen, sawing a lady in half!
Although I, I am a bit surprised.
Although some people refuse to admit it.
Always ready to save the day.
Am I crazy or was that good?
Am I in the right show?
America, I love you! I love you. I love you!
Among other people.
An explosion has just taken place at the Smithfield hat factory.
An international cooking festival
An outbreak of... Cluckitis!
And a sphinx and don't forget the pyramids.
And about the water, about the earth.
And adult bear.
And African mythology
And Alice says that this is that kind of a contract.
And all the night shift down at Schneider's.
And also, making a special appearance tonight
And apple pie with cream.
And began to tell this story about the fire,
And bring down the clothesline, guys, too.
And dedicated to one of our very favorite countries,
And do you, Kermit, take this pig
And everybody knows that "teeth" is slang for "money."
And falling into a ditch and slogged through a swamp and run for two miles.
And four ounces of rhubarb juice.
And get a running start and break down this door.
And get all the glory!
And Gilda here has graciously volunteered
And great beauty's, I might add...
And have a chance to say hi.
And have a cup of tea?
And he says from now on
And he's...
And here she is, ladies and gentlemen, Miss Loretta Lynn. Yeah!
And here she is, swinging up a storm at an informal session
And here with me, is the lovely Miss Gilda Radner.
And his boomerang fish!
And how surprised I was to meet the famous Robin Hood.
And I am demanding one.
And I am seasick.
And I can present the universe with this little baby.
And I can't give a very small part like that
And I certainly wouldn't want them stapled on.
And I could use a dramatic sting here.
And I looked at the people who'd come to grieve
And I must say it has been a foul one.
And I thought she is happier here at rest
And I thought the way you did it was absolutely memorable.
And I want to thank you and all of your friends very much indeed.
And I want you to know, Miss Piggy,
And I wanted to. Thank you.
And I was going to give Beaker the honor
And I'd like to get it right.
And I'll hit it with the hammer.
And I'm a bust of Beethoven. Any more questions?
And I'm not going to let you spoil things.
And if you can't get sole, use halibut.
And in a little village I met with a storyteller.
And in return, became very rich and very famous,
And is about to embark on a new career as a lump.
And it is said that... Oh!
And it's death.
And jump directly into that box,
And just some of you might happen to be into buffalos.
And Link Hog Throb was taking his giant leap for swinekind.
And long legged beasties and things that go bump in the night.
And look over there, Ford Rock and Chevrolet Rock.
And make a Yugoslavian chicken out of him.
And most talented ladies
And nicely swung, Link.
And not for love
And not to even mention little froggies. [giggles]
And now it's torture time.
And now to introduce the contestants for this year's joust!
And now, a Muppets news flash.
And now, banana split.
And now, for one last time, Alice Cooper.
And now, for the last time, my little peach pie,
And now, here she is, our second very special guest,
And now, here to entertain you,
And now, it's an honor to have one of the world's greatest recording stars,
And now, it's lunchtime.
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
And now, ladies and gentlemen,
And now, ladies and gentlemen, Mr. Fozzie Bear.
And now, ladies and gentlemen, the Great Gonzo,
And now, may I present Her Royal Majesty, Queen Guinevere,
And now, once again, here is our very special guest,
And now, our very special guest star, James Coco, portraying a medium
And now, students of the occult,
And now, the wedding sketch.
And now, we will play and sing for you...
And now... Uh...
And over here, de basket.
And playing shameless boogie woogie.
And practice changing my clothes.
And put the star back on the door!
And say, I'd like something on the side.
And she told me just before the show that her Papa was a preacher,
And so my great Uncle Beauregard said to me, he said,
And so we come to the end of another Veterinarian's Hospital.
And so, thank you from all of us, Mr. Harry Belafonte!
And so, we come to the end of another Veterinarian's Hospital.
And so, without further ado, or a don't...
And somebody started to put me down.
And sometimes...
And somewhere back amongst us is our very special guest star.
And speak honestly and normally.
And strong ties between the two factions
And take a look at the salad dressing.
And take you home with me to Texas.
And that all of us are here for a very, very short time.
And that worries me, sir.
And the Arabs set it on fire.
And the chickens began pecking away at the Morse key.
And the chickens playing bagpipes
And the Eskimos want the air conditioning.
And the finalists are on their marks.
And the Muppet Players in what almost might, sort of, kind of
And the question is, do I know who you are,
And the scented body talc is above the mirror.
And the slipperiness is gone.
And the song's gonna be wonderful.
And then Beaker and I shall haul on the rope,
And then goes in his hole.
And then I shall describe what she is wearing.
And then our spaceship is down here...
And then we've heard the other one.
And then, if we went over, who knows, we could take over the whole thing.
And then, uh, she will...
And there they go. And there and there and over there.
And there was a woman who passed along
And there you are.
And these are my Muppaphones...
And they can't see a thing.
And think of exotic Greek dancers.
And this one's for everybody on the other side.
And throwing it away,
And vice versa.
And wait till the sheriff comes... back.
And we all know who we have to thank for that.
And we had to find another place to do the show.
And we need a stretcher!
And we owe it all to our very special guest.
And we will accompany you.
And we will stuff him with chop suey.
And we'll see you next time on The Muppet Show!
And we're gonna start things off
And we've come to the end.
And we've got some show for you tonight.
And welcome again to The Muppet Show.
And welcome again to The Muppet Show.
And welcome again to The Muppet Show.
And welcome again to The Muppet Show.
And welcome again to The Muppet Show.
And welcome to the Muppet cowboy show,
And welcome to the Wild World of Muppet Sports.
And welcome, again, to The Muppet Show,
And what do you have to say for yourself?
And when you step out there, Link,
And with my eyes shut, I will remember where
And wondering if they're real.
And write in "astronaut."
And yet still poultry in every sense.
And you dancing with a seven foot doorknob?
And you found me.
And you have been warned.
And you're just in time for the deciding throw
And zees are my Muppaphones.
And, by adopting his name,
And, oh, and the fire, and the rest of it.
And, uh, do you know why it is there?
And, uh, the, uh...
And, with that single drop of glue,
And, with the power vested in me,
And...
Animal had 'em for lunch.
Animal had 'em for lunch.
Animal impressions. Puppy dog.
Animal, you gotta get on stage for the band!
Animal's a little too loud on the drums.
Animals, vegetables.
Annabel, Annabel, take a bow.
Annie Sue, go to your room.
Another girl pig singer?!
Any wish you may have.
Anyhow, here he is, ladies and gentlemen.
Anyhow, I suppose you're really just born into show business?
Anyhow, ladies and gentlemen.
Anyhow, right now I'd like you to close your eyes
Anyhow, Scooter, where are we? What happens next?
Anyhow, we'll see you next time on The Muppet Show!
Anyone can drop their pants.
Anything else?
Anything that moves. Quick! Quick!
Anything to compare him to.
Anyway, here he is with his Muppaphone, Marvin Suggs!
Anyway, the show's going great.
Arabs and Eskimos, dressing room three.
Are a nervous wreck before the curtain.
Are attempting to break the world's record for over hand refrigerator throwing.
Are delicious, nutritious and nickel plated.
Are that world famous knife throwing act, Lesley and Warren.
Are these the original Muppaphones?
Are we in the right theater?
Are we ready back there?
Are you a real professor?
Are you all right?
Are you gonna tell them what I said?
Are you guys gonna rehearse this song?
Are you kidding? Everything.
Are you kidding? Have you seen my act?
Are you kidding? Medium? I'm an extra large.
Are you kidding? They're part of the family.
Are you making fun of the way I talk?
Are you proud of yourselves?
Are you really training, Sly?
Are you serious?
Are you still doing that, what you call the Boomerang, the fish...
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Are you sure?
Aren't you Link Hogthrob?
Arriba!
Arriba!
Arriba! Arriba!
Arthur! Arthur!
As a complete contrast to every man, woman and child on Earth.
As a complete contrast to Miss Raquel Welch.
As a knife throwing act, and then Gonzo does that.
As a matter of fact, here comes another one.
As a result of a strike by mailbag handlers
As being called, "The Intergalactic Brotherhood of Man, Including Things".
As if things weren't getting out of hand enough,
As it sailed for the New World in 1620.
As soon as I can stop laughing. [laughs]
As soon as I say,
As the inventor of the pop up toaster.
As they go into the ship.
As usual, I'm here on the spot.
As you may recall, the spaceship was landing
At last my work is completed
At least it's a lot quieter than the baggage room.
At least you will spend the rest of your days with me.
At the mere flick of a lever. [clears throat]
At this very moment, Mr. and Mrs. George Laser of Silver Spring,
At this very moment, they are tuning everything aboard this ship into food.
Ate my stars? Kermit.
Atomic Elevator Shoes.
Audition? Where's your equipment for the fire?
Auditioning birds?
Aw, come on. Let us eat cake! Let us eat cake!
Aw, Martha, go back to sleep.
Aw, Martha, go back to sleep.
Aw. Listen, Miss Piggy, she just has something to say to you.
Aww!
Back the other way, Gonzo.
Back there, the zipper.
Bad?
Baked, broiled or barbecued?
Balonius and Stomp my Foot went to the fair.
Balonius come back, who's left there?
Banana peel. Banana peel.
Barbaric, naughty...
Be careful, there is a slippery place on the stage out here.
Be considered the jousting scene from Camelot.
Be quiet about it because I don't want to spread the news around.
Be with us next time when our guest will be
Beaker is wearing them now, and they work like this.
Beaker, I'm sure I don't know.
Beaker, look, look, look.
Beaker!
Beaker! You never told me you wore stripy socks.
Bear on Patrol. He told me to talk like a chicken.
Beatnik.
Beats saying that bear was in a lot of trouble.
Beauregard, get the scenery in.
Beauregard, I want to get my future told.
Beauregard, I've got a job for you.
Beauregard, the floor needs sweeping.
Beauregard, watch out. Let's see.
Beauregard, watch out. You're gonna get killed!
Beauregard, what kind of an idiot are you?
Beauregard!
Beauregard!
Beauty can be a curse.
Because he has to do everything in duplicate.
Because here is our special guest star, Miss Pearl Bailey
Because here they are friends, the answer to your prayers.
Because I have wanted to do this for a very long time.
Because it's not very often we have any good rock on the show.
Because let's face it, you bought it.
Because our guest star has been the one and only,
Because our special guest is a writer,
Because our special guest is the lovely
Because our very special guest star
Because our very special guest stars
Because the next thing I'm going to do
Because tonight we're presenting an international extravaganza.
Because we don't have time for anything else.
Because we have a real artist on the show, Liberace.
Because we have not one but two special guest stars.
Because we're out together dancing cheek to cheek to cheek.
Because you have now played Chopin,
Because, if you open them, you'll see this.
Been working pretty hard, huh, boss?
Beethoven was supposed to be deaf.
Before I get started, I just want to explain.
Before we go let's have a warm thank you for our very special guest star.
Before we go, let us have a warm thank you
Before your very eyes
Before your very eyes
Believe me, I understand.
Beside the lake... Aah aah choo!
Besides, in the same jousting scene, you get to fight the Black Knight.
Besides, the thing you forgot is that I don't!
Best he can hope for is maimed.
Better practice 'cause Robin Hood will be here any minute.
Better than a tuned clam player?
Better, but keep trying. You need more macho.
Big Bird and...
Big Bird from Sesame Street.
Biting obviously means buying something.
Bo, set up the torture scene.
Boo.
Boomerang fish act, is what it is.
Boomerang fish?
Boss, I understand you don't want these groupies backstage.
Boss, you better get on stage. The show's started.
Bow wow.
Boy, chief, you got a way with words.
Boy, oh, boy, am I ever excited.
Boy, oh, boy. Listen.
Boy, that number was something else!
Boy, this salute to all the nations you're planning
Boy, you can say that again.
Brightest young comedienne's, Miss Gilda Radner!
Bring in the prisoner.
Bring on the girls, quick!
Bring up the water hoses.
Bringing you news and views across the language barrier.
Brother!
Buenos días, Señor Kermit.
Bullets Barker is back in town and he is a gunning for you.
Bunsen, that germ better not be contagious.
But acting is only one of the things she does well.
But also... her dressing room door became sort of stuck.
But at least we found a stupid handcar.
But before we all go home and hide under the bed,
But before we get to her, ladies and gentlemen, Bobby Benson's Baby Band!
But before we go,
But before we go, let us have a warm thank you
But before we go, let us have a warm thank you
But before we go, let's have one last round of applause
But Captain Piggy,
But enough about me and my troubles.
But first I think I owe you an explanation about tonight's show.
But first we're going to open tonight's show with an underwater fantasy.
But first, let us take a moment to consider the folk music
But first, on our show we've done traditional dances
But first, on stage
But first, would you believe this?
But first... But first, I ask you to picture life aboard the Mayflower,
But frightening performers, Alice Cooper.
But having failed that, let's head for the border!
But he hasn't seen my chicken act!
But here she is now, the wonderful Miss Elke Sommer.
But here she is, tempting fate, Miss Gilda Radner.
But his lady is with us, too. Here she is, Miss Dale Evans.
But I agree, yodeling does look like it's fun.
But I attempt to play about seven or eight.
But I can't remember it.
But I can't, Uncle Kermit. I'm afraid of snakes.
But I have been watching this show. It is dynamic.
But I like to work out and keep in shape.
But I really didn't do that much.
But I tell you what. Instead of doing it on the stage,
But I think you may have changed ours.
But I think you'll find most of the Muppets are pretty normal.
But I understood that you weren't too happy
But I want you to hear it from me first.
But I want you to stay right here and don't move.
But I'll have a chocolate milkshake,
But I'm certain the English people enjoyed it.
But I'm not booking any highbrow acts just now.
But I'm not crazy about the idea of guinea pigging.
But I'm sure it's a lovely sentiment.
But in that case, I use a catcher's mitt.
But it can soon turn into a lynching.
But it couldn't be stranger.
But it just... it just.
But it was the only place available.
But it wasn't the arrangement I sent in.
But it's only a song, Rowlf.
But just come backstage and we'll sort this whole thing out.
But just pour vous.
But look at me. I'm just a shell of my former self.
But look! Who's this?
But methinks I was followed by the
But Miss Piggy,
But Miss Piggy...
But not before they had declared war on Abyssinia.
But not before we say thank you to our wonderful guest star,
But not too far. That's it. Perfect.
But now comes the Honeydew shrinking pill.
But now it's time for our closing number.
But now that things have calmed down...
But now, the germ enlarger makes the microscope obsolete.
But number seven is quite good.
But of course, Mr. Kermit. Anything.
But of course! The little froggy want to talk to you. Be nice.
But right now, we whisk you back through time and space
But seriously, you cows are an udder delight.
But she married for wealth
But sir, can't that report wait?
But something is wrong with my bike.
But that I heard.
But that's cruel.
But that's no reason for not including a little of the domestic product.
But that's the stage!
But the effect is only temporary, so don't panic.
But there's a fire over here. See these... We are, but listen.
But they're in the country waiting for us.
But this isn't even a real seance.
But this week's guest star... ooh.
But tonight I'd appreciate it if you said it your way.
But until then you'll look great!
But wait till you see the closing number we have planned.
But we are fortunate enough
But we call him Tom.
But we must find out.
But we're not ready for the rhyming song.
But we've got a paddle! Look!
But we've grown to like you, so we'll stop.
But what makes you think the show needs a script?
But what shape do you want 'em?
But what... [stammering] There's nothing on stage.
But what's his face Kaye is worse.
But whatever it is, it is not safe.
But why, Kermit? I mean, it's such a cute little show.
But you didn't use my chicken act.
But you don't deserve it.
But you get the rhythm.
But you know, it sounded good,
But you know. You write a lot of stuff.
But you were supposed to meet your true self.
But you wouldn't want her to change the rest of that.
But you're a great singer and a perfect performer and...
But, before we go, let us have a warm thank you
But, before we go, let us have a warm thank you
But, before we go, this is Kermit the Chicken asking
But, but, but Kermit...
But, for once, they've given us
But, Fozzie, the show is staying here.
But, Scooter, come on!
But, uh, excuse me one second. Fozzie?
But, uh...
But, uh... But, uh, uh...
But, you see, this whole little girl look just isn't right for this show.
But... but... but you're a medium.
But... Uh...
By Ms. Lesley Ann Warren.
By the name of old Skyball Paint.
Bye bye!
Bye! Bye!
Call off your dog, will you?
Camilla, I have written a song for you.
Camilla, my apricot, these are for you.
Camilla, why don't I take you out for some fresh air?
Camilla!
Camilla? Camilla, aren't you going to kiss me?
Can I actually play, Kermit? Actually.
Can I ask you a question about the Swedish Chef?
Can I have a handful of coffee to go with it?
Can I talk to the Muppaphones?
Can we start soon?
Can we stop this?
Can you imagine a bad guy stopping a stagecoach,
Can you predict the future?
Can you prove it?
Can't you watch closely from further away?
Cancel the jousting scene!
Captain Link Hog Throb
Carbon Paper number coming up next?
Careful. It's right there, it's right there.
Casualties have been very heavy.
Cavort like that. You got it?
Cavort, cavort, cavort, cavort... You got that?
Cavort, cavort, cavort...
Cavort, cavort...
Cavorting, right?
Cavorting, right?
Certainly.
Cha cha cha!
Check upstairs. The dressing room with the star on it.
Chef! Why, that's beautiful!
Cheryl Ladd! Yay!
Cheryl Ladd. Cheryl Ladd?
Chewing the fat!
Chickens all look the same to me.
Chickens, what are you doing here? Shoo, shoo!
Chicky baby, you've gotta forgive me.
Chocolate layer cake.
Chute number three...
Cliche ridden traditionalist.
Clive Cahuenga, the singing civil servant.
Clive, I've got a job for you.
Close enough.
Close the curtains! We're done!
Closer than that.
Closing numbers are big extravaganzas.
Cluck, cluck.
Cluck. Tweet tweet.
Cluck... Cluckitis?
Cock a doodle do.
Come back here, Statler.
Come in on the beat of the music clapping with me.
Come in, boys.
Come on, boys, get out of there.
Come on, doggies, move it.
Come on, everybody! Sing!
Come on, give me a break. I'm usually the gopher around here.
Come on, I loved you, Turk. You're a good...
Come on, I'll buy you a steak.
Come on, let me show you to your coop.
Come on, Marvin, how about some time off?
Come on, move it! Move it!
Come on, move it. Move it, move it.
Come on, put it there again.
Come on, Stallone, give us one for old time sake.
Come on, talk. How much more of this can you take?
Come on, up on my hand.
Come on, vitamin brains.
Come on!
Come quickly. Come, Robin.
Come, Merry Men, to the greensward.
Comedian, actress, singer and very nice lady,
Comes from reading perfume bottle labels.
Commonly known as chewing the fat.
Completing his mysterious experiment.
Continuing with our international review,
Contract?
Correct. There is no escape from this pain.
Could be taller. Could be cuter.
Could I bring a friend?
Could I have your autograph?
Could you help me move some scenery?
Country music stars, Mr. Roy Clark.
Crammed down your throat!
Crazy Harry!
Crazy Harry? That's suicidal.
Crazy Harry's in there".
Creep!
Curses, foiled again.
Curtain, curtain!
Curtain!
Curtain!
Curtain.
Curtains close."
Curtains! Oh, that's me. Oh, oh.
Dancer and one of the sexiest ladies alive!
Danny Kaye, 20 seconds to curtain, Mr. Kaye.
Danny?
Dateline Silver Spring, Maryland.
Dearly beloved, we are gathered here today
Delighted.
Deliveries of letters and parcels may be delayed
Deposit a coin and I will answer
Desert? Don't you dare desert! [chuckles]
Despite the presence of many foreigners,
Did someone say "Help, good night?"
Did someone say "Just anything?"
Did someone say "Kick out of it?"
Did thou have a pleasant journey?
Did you get any water on the stage, boss?
Did you hear about the electricians and the polar bear? First of all...
Did you know that one of the main reasons
Did you like that number?
Didn't think you'd look good wearing a black hat?
Dignity, dignity.
Dignity! Dignity! Dignity!
Dignity! Dignity! Dignity!
Director and the talented star of that popular film Rocky,
Disneyland.
Do drop in again sometime.
Do it!
Do that again.
Do the rest of the musicians, do they know you in here?
Do we care about each other?
Do what?
Do you know I saw The Sound of Music
Do you know Tea for Two?
Do you know who I am,
Do you really think this will work?
Do you see a tall, cute stranger?
Do you think I could get a chance to do it again?
Do you, Piggy, take this frog
Do you, uh, think I'm safe here?
Do you... Do you think there's...
Does it hurt?
Does that mean...?
Does your shaking your head mean what I think it does?
Doesn't he speak English and Swedish?
Doing a piece that he has asked me to describe
Doing a unique production of Robin Hood.
Don't be too hard on him.
Don't let that worry you.
Don't litter.
Don't look now, but I think there's penguins among us.
Don't mention it.

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