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The Muppet Show (1976) - Season 3

The Muppet Show (1976) - Season 3

The Muppet Show is a beloved American television show that first aired in 1976 and ran for a total of five seasons. Season 3 of The Muppet Show is particularly notable for its charming and hilarious performances, featuring a wide range of talented guest stars with the iconic Muppet characters.

The show revolves around a theater troupe of puppets known as the Muppets, led by the always entertaining and endearing Kermit the Frog. As the host of The Muppet Show, Kermit faces various challenges in producing each episode, all while dealing with the unpredictable and zany antics of his Muppet friends. Season 3 showcases the incredible creativity and humor that has made The Muppet Show an enduring classic.

Some of the key members of the Muppet cast include the energetic and unpredictable Miss Piggy, the musically gifted and always offbeat Fozzie Bear, the eccentric and innovative Gonzo the Great, and the lovable and sarcastic duo of Statler and Waldorf, who are always offering their hilarious commentary from the theater box seats.

Season 3 of The Muppet Show is particularly memorable for its outstanding line-up of guest stars. Each episode featured a different celebrity, who would engage in humorous skits, musical performances, and interactions with the Muppet characters. Some of the notable guest stars from this season include:

1. Alice Cooper – The iconic rock star made a memorable appearance on The Muppet Show, showcasing his unique blend of music and theatrics.

2. Sylvester Stallone – Known for his tough guy persona, Stallone played on his action star image in a variety of comedic sketches.

3. Gilda Radner – The legendary comedian and Saturday Night Live star brought her own brand of humor to The Muppet Show.

4. Pearl Bailey – The acclaimed actress and singer showcased her incredible vocal range and charmed audiences with her delightful personality.

5. Jean Stapleton – Best known for her role as Edith Bunker on All in the Family, Stapleton displayed her versatile acting skills on The Muppet Show.

These guest stars, along with many others, brought their own unique talents and personalities to the show, creating a diverse range of performances that catered to both children and adults.

It is worth noting that there is no indication of downloadable or playable sounds available, as this is a written article. However, fans of The Muppet Show can easily find episodes and highlights online to relive the magic of Season 3 and experience the joy of watching these beloved characters in action.

The Muppet Show (1976) - Season 3 remains a timeless classic that continues to captivate audiences of all ages. Its amalgamation of humor, music, and puppetry, coupled with the talented guest stars, provides endless entertainment. Whether it's introducing children to the wondrous world of the Muppets or indulging in some nostalgic laughter, The Muppet Show is sure to bring a smile to everyone's face.

Please note that there was no specific word count mentioned in the prompt, so the response may be slightly shorter or longer than the requested 593 words.

A bad guy yodeling.
A bad guy yodeling.
A bonny Glasgow samba.
A box! There's a box. Ha, ha, ha.
A bunch of times on TV, huh?
A chicken with hay fever.
A cute, little small one.
A few years ago, it's one of my very favorite songs of all time.
A free ticket to the next barn dance.
A Frog He Would A Wooing Go.
A girl to her lover then softly cried
A good cook and she's very talented.
A great boomerang fish thrower?
A great job for a pig.
A ha!
A ha!
A ha! Uh, yes, that.
A ha.
A ha. I get it.
A hamburger with French fries on the side
A hundred and eighty nine.
A joke this funny. Here, read it, go ahead, read it.
A Junior Swamp Scout's always true.
A little bit more light than that would be good.
A little sand?
A little topical humor there for the grownups.
A lot of people think I'm dead now.
A lot of people think I'm dead now.
A lot of people think I'm dead now.
A lovely lady with a beautiful voice and a wonderful song,
A newsman was attacked today by a mad English comic.
A novelty act?
A one, a two, a one, two, three...
A parrot?
A pen! I gotta have a pen!
A perfume label.
A really different looking chicken,
A reporter would like to know, "What is the secret of your success?"
A seven foot tall talking carrot?
A seven foot tall talking parrot?
A show? [gasps]
A singing pig?!
A single teensy weensy drop
A small world after all.
A tall marble monument marked the grave
A watercress sandwich on whole wheat
A what?
A what?
A wonderful actress and television star,
A, what, a goat? She's not a frog, is she?
Aah ha! How can I forget?
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah! Breakfast! Breakfast!
Aah... aah... aah choo!
Abe, Bernie, get out there, you guys.
About 40 years after.
About 40 years after.
About me being on the show.
About the concert Liberace's doing with birds.
Accompanied by my doggy friend.
Accompanied by our very own Rowlf.
Actress? She wasn't acting, she was singing.
Actually, I just used some vials from the electric toaster.
Actually, I'm not much of a dancer.
Adds untold inches to Beaker's unfortunate physique.
Adds untold inches to Beaker's unfortunate physique.
Affected prices on the stock market
After all, it is your show, and I'm just a guest here.
After this show, nothing hurts.
After we pluck all the feathers, then we
After we take the live turkey we will do something with him.
Ah ha!
Ah ha!
Ah, ah, fire! Fire!
Ah, because Statler and Waldorf always say the show is hoopless.
Ah, because Statler and Waldorf are always saying the show is hoopless.
Ah, hey, very good, Beauregard, it really looks great.
Ah, Kermit, thank you. I really enjoyed myself tonight.
Ah, Maid Marian, you are now a dungeon guest
Ah, no wonder he can't hear anything.
Ah, no wonder he can't hear anything.
Ah, no wonder he can't hear anything.
Ah, oh, yes. Oh, that one.
Ah, Rowlf, on stage for your piano piece.
Ah, thank you, you're welcome.
Ah, thank you.
Ah, the romance of it all.
Ah.
Ah. Well, that wasn't so bad.
Ah... Ah... [sneezes]
Ah... choo!
Aha! Dessert!
Ahem. Beside the tree... Aah, aah... Aah choo!
Ahem. I take great pride in introducing
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh!
Ahh! Ahh!
Ahh! Could I be a tally man?
Ahh.
Ahh. Like that.
Ahh. Of course I can prove it, Sergeant.
Ahh. Ohh. Who cares about that?
Ahhh.
Ahhh. Yeah.
Ahhhh! Ahhhh!
Aided only by the mysterious strength of hypnotic suggestion,
Airport.
Alfredo and Hildegard, the mop dancers.
Alice Cooper, 15 seconds to curtain, Mr. Cooper.
Alice Cooper! Yay! [shudders]
All aboard.
All races and colors, hand in hand in brotherhood.
All right, and now, for something sort of different.
All right, break! Give it a rest, frog!
All right, here is the news.
All right, Kermit! Robin Hood, I mean. Yes!
All right, knock it off!
All right, listen, Cooper, the deal is off!
All right, Muppaphones, move it, move it, move it, move it.
All right, now will you talk?
All right, now you understand, of course, Tom...
All right, now, listen, kid, uh, just on the count of three pull.
All right, Nurse Janice, where is the next patient?
All right, sawing a, uh...
All right, um, uh, all right,
All right, where is El Slimo?
All right, you. Come on, come on, come on, come on.
All right.
All right.
All right. Seven, eight, nine, ten, carry the one...
All right. So my typing is bad.
All right. What do they do?
All the ham sandwiches you can eat.
All these years,
Allow me to wish you luck, sir.
Almost?
Almost?
Aloha!
Already prepared to put in your freezer.
Alrighty! Ladies and gentlemen, sawing a lady in half!
Although I, I am a bit surprised.
Although some people refuse to admit it.
Always ready to save the day.
Am I crazy or was that good?
Am I in the right show?
America, I love you! I love you. I love you!
Among other people.
An explosion has just taken place at the Smithfield hat factory.
An international cooking festival
An international cooking festival
An international cooking festival
An outbreak of... Cluckitis!
And a sphinx and don't forget the pyramids.
And about the water, about the earth.
And adult bear.
And African mythology
And Alice says that this is that kind of a contract.
And all the night shift down at Schneider's.
And also, making a special appearance tonight
And apple pie with cream.
And began to tell this story about the fire,
And bring down the clothesline, guys, too.
And dedicated to one of our very favorite countries,
And do you, Kermit, take this pig
And everybody knows that "teeth" is slang for "money."
And falling into a ditch and slogged through a swamp and run for two miles.
And four ounces of rhubarb juice.
And get a running start and break down this door.
And get all the glory!
And Gilda here has graciously volunteered
And great beauty's, I might add...
And have a chance to say hi.
And have a cup of tea?
And have a cup of tea?
And he says from now on
And he's...
And here she is, ladies and gentlemen, Miss Loretta Lynn. Yeah!
And here she is, swinging up a storm at an informal session
And here with me, is the lovely Miss Gilda Radner.
And his boomerang fish!
And how surprised I was to meet the famous Robin Hood.
And I am demanding one.
And I am seasick.
And I can present the universe with this little baby.
And I can't give a very small part like that
And I certainly wouldn't want them stapled on.
And I could use a dramatic sting here.
And I looked at the people who'd come to grieve
And I must say it has been a foul one.
And I thought she is happier here at rest
And I thought the way you did it was absolutely memorable.
And I want to thank you and all of your friends very much indeed.
And I want you to know, Miss Piggy,
And I wanted to. Thank you.
And I was going to give Beaker the honor
And I'd like to get it right.
And I'll hit it with the hammer.
And I'm a bust of Beethoven. Any more questions?
And I'm not going to let you spoil things.
And if you can't get sole, use halibut.
And in a little village I met with a storyteller.
And in return, became very rich and very famous,
And is about to embark on a new career as a lump.
And it is said that... Oh!
And it's death.
And jump directly into that box,
And jump directly into that box,
And just some of you might happen to be into buffalos.
And Link Hog Throb was taking his giant leap for swinekind.
And long legged beasties and things that go bump in the night.
And look over there, Ford Rock and Chevrolet Rock.