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Absolutely
Absolutely
Address as Col.
AK-47
All answer the question
All you did was weaken a country today
American way
And I feel like the fucking asshole
And i'm going to blame you
And my existence while grotesque and incomprehensible to you saves lives
Another kind
Answer
Are we clear
Are we clear
Are you waiting for me to say something
Aren't you at work
As good
Ask nicely
Ask nicely 2
Ask other
Ask ques
Backbone
Bastard
Better Man
BJ
BJ 2
Blame you
But you're going to talk to me or not
Can't do
Can't handle truth
Carol the waitress
Carol Waitress
Christs sake
Clear 2
Coffee
Col.
Col. Jessup 2
Col. Nathan R. Jessup
Colonel nathan are jessie
Colonel nathan are jessop commanding officer marine ground forces guantanamo bay cuba
Colored
Come from hell
Commanding Officer
Courtesy
Crazy
Crime
Crime 2
Crystal
Cuba
Cuba 2
Defend nation
Did job
Did you have sex with her
Discuss
Discuss now
Dismissed
Dismissed
Do
Do it
Do you ever served in an infantry unit
Do you get me sweetheart
Do you have any other questions for me
Do you like to be interrupted when you were nancing around
Do you realize that I work at home
Don't give damn
Dying
Eat Breakfast
Eggs, Sausage, Bacon
Either way
Entitled to
Every served in a forward area
Explain
Explain 2
Extend me some fucking courtesy
Eyes
Fd w Marine
Feel like FA
Find Kitchen
Fn people
For christ sake
Forward Area
Friends
GD right 2
GD right I did
Get me Sweetheart
Get me the president on the phone
God damn right I did
Got to do
Guantanamo Bay Cuba
Guarded
Harry Sanborn
Have Dinner
Havent eaten
Heat
Heat 2
Hello
Hello
Hey
Hi
Hiya doin
Honor
Hope
How you doing
I ask you a personal question
I beg your pardon
I can deal with the bullets in the bombs in the blood I don't want money and I don't want metals
I come from hell my grandmother 's got more attitude than you
I don't give a damn what you think you are entitled to
I don't know
I don't know what the hell kind of units you're running here
I eat breakfast three hundred yards from four thousand cubans who are trained to kill me so don't think for one second that you can come down here and make me nervous
I have a greater responsibility than you can possibly fathom
I have neither the time or the inclination to explain myself
I mean if you can't be at least mildly interesting then shut the hell up
I run my unit how I run my unit
I want to know what we're going to do about this
I want to tell you something and listen up 'cause I really mean this
I would rather you just said thank you
I'd appreciate if he would dress me as colonel or sir I believe i've earned it
I'm a fair guy with this heat is making me absolutely crazy
I'm going to get on a plane and go on back to my face
I'm sure that's the thing to do
IDK
If you're going to give me hope you gotta do better than your doing
Ill answer
Im hungry
Infantry Unit
Interrupted
Intimidate
Investigate
Is there another kind
It's that simple
It's tragic
Knees
Knees 2
Let's say
Lice admit you'd whoever wrote that memo was never faced the working end of the soviet made cuban AK forty seven assault rifle
Life
Listen
Lives danger
Look you i'm very intelligent
Luckiest Guy
Luxury
Luxury 2
Maybe we could live without the wise cranks
Mother
My answer is I don't have the first damn clue
My existence
Never interrupt
Never interrupt 2
Never put your life in another man 's hands asked him to put his life in yours
Never seen
No
No
No 2
No clue
No clue 2
No money
No need to stop being a lady quit worrying you'll be back on your knees in no time
No prob
No problem
No, its not
Not even
Not even 2
Now
Ok
OK if I say something now
Orders
Orders 2
Other ques
Outfits
Outfits 2
Pardon
PFC william T santiago
PFC William T. Santiago
Pick up weapon
Pissed
Pitcher Beer
Please tell me that you have something more
President
Questions
Questions 2
Read that
Responsibility
Ridiculous
RP mcmurphy
Run unit
Said help
Santiago
Santiago 2
Save lives
Say something
Say thank you
Sensitive
Sex w her
Sex w her 2
Shampoo
Short Stack
Should answer someone when they speak to him
Snotty little bastard
So be it
So be it
So never never interrupt me OK
SOB
Sometimes men take matters into their own hands
STHU
Superior Officer
Sure you're right
Surrender Cuba
Sweet dreams
Sweet dreams son
Take caution in your tone
Take seriously
Talk
Talkin about
Teach talk
Thank you
That is a responsibility that we have to take pretty seriously
That's all you did
That's correct
That's right
Thats right
The ivan gotten a blowjob from a superior officer well
This is ridiculous
Tom
Trouble
Unit running
Wait
Waiting say
Wall 2
Want answers
Want on wall
We clear
We follow orders son
We live in a world that has walls and those walls have to be guarded by men with guns who's going to do it you
We're in the business of saving lives
Well I work all the time
Well see
What are you talking about
What are you trying to intimidate me with attitude
What do they teach you to talk like this
What do you want to discuss now
What happened your queer party friends
What is your
What the fuck is going on
What was
What's going on I did my job I do it again
Who the fuck is PFC william T santiago
Who the hell is this
William Santiago
William T. Santiago
Wisecracks
Work
Work all time
Work at home
Worse
Wrong Marine 2
WTF Santiago
WTH is this
WTH this
Yes
Yes
Yes 2
Yes I do
Yes I do
Yes i'm certain that I read that somewhere once
You
You can't handle the truth
You don't want the truth because deep down in places you don't talk about at parties you want me on that wall you need me on that wall
You fucked with the wrong marine
You had that luxury
You had the luxury of not knowing what I know
You have to ask me nicely
You put peoples lives in danger
You want answers
You want to investigate me roll the dice and take your chances
You're appalled
Your superior officer
1 baked, 1 fried
2 Hard Shell Crab Dinners

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