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Ah.
Ah.
Are you a witch?
Are you a witch?
Are you gonna sell anything that's not gross?
Are you gonna sell anything that's not gross?
Barrington.
Barrington.
Do I have a cowboy up in my hair? It feels like I have a cobweb in my hair.
Do I have a cowboy up in my hair? It feels like I have a cobweb in my hair.
Enjoy it while it lasts.
Enjoy it while it lasts.
Except during the million man March when protesters burned out Porta Potties, then I used my stream of justice to put out the hate.
Except during the million man March when protesters burned out Porta Potties, then I used my stream of justice to put out the hate.
Excuse me
Excuse me
For answer.
For answer.
He had just being crazy.
He had just being crazy.
Hi, I'm prancer.
Hi, I'm prancer.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
I mean the pull out sofa bed.
I mean the pull out sofa bed.
I'd sit here and chat with you, but I need to get back upstairs to Loretta because it's our anniversary and the getting's good.
I'd sit here and chat with you, but I need to get back upstairs to Loretta because it's our anniversary and the getting's good.
I'm not gonna be able to play.
I'm not gonna be able to play.
I'm prancer.
I'm prancer.
Is there something missing in your life?
Is there something missing in your life?
It feels like I have a cobweb in my hair.
It feels like I have a cobweb in my hair.
Larry Rosenblatt.
Larry Rosenblatt.
Loretta's mother is in town and we have to go buy new sheets for the dog bed.
Loretta's mother is in town and we have to go buy new sheets for the dog bed.
Margaret Thatcher
Margaret Thatcher
No.
No.
Not one of you finds power sexy.
Not one of you finds power sexy.
Oh boy.
Oh boy.
Oh, now you're just being crazy.
Oh, now you're just being crazy.
Oh, that's funny.
Oh, that's funny.
Party over here.
Party over here.
Peter
Peter
Public urination is just wrong.
Public urination is just wrong.
Quagmire?
Quagmire?
Quagmire?
Quagmire?
Rosenblatt
Rosenblatt
So nobody here thinks power is sexy. Not one of you finds power sexy.
So nobody here thinks power is sexy. Not one of you finds power sexy.
Sorry fellas.
Sorry fellas.
Sounds like somebody's gotta humbug up his butt.
Sounds like somebody's gotta humbug up his butt.
Sure.
Sure.
That's against the law officer.
That's against the law officer.
That's against the law.
That's against the law.
Uh-huh
Uh-huh
Wanna talk about it champ?
Wanna talk about it champ?
We are from the one world one people book of the month club.
We are from the one world one people book of the month club.
We could have a bake sale.
We could have a bake sale.
We're both a little crabby on account of the fact that neither one of us has had any food since we got fused together.
We're both a little crabby on account of the fact that neither one of us has had any food since we got fused together.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
Wow.
You got caught with your hand in the penis jaw.
You got caught with your hand in the penis jaw.
You must be dreaming.
You must be dreaming.
You're the white version of a black guy who's not good with his money.
You're the white version of a black guy who's not good with his money.