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The Goldbergs (2013) - Season 1 The Goldbergs is a popular American sitcom that first aired in 2013. Set in the 1980s, the

The Goldbergs (2013) - Season 1

The Goldbergs is a popular American sitcom that first aired in 2013. Set in the 1980s, the show follows the eccentric yet lovable Goldberg family as they navigate through the ups and downs of everyday life. Created by Adam F. Goldberg, the series is a humorous and nostalgic tribute to his own childhood, based on his real-life experiences growing up in a loving, but sometimes dysfunctional, family.

The cast of The Goldbergs includes a talented ensemble of actors who bring the characters to life with their comedic timing and chemistry. Leading the pack is Jeff Garlin as Murray Goldberg, the gruff yet big-hearted patriarch of the family. Wendi McLendon-Covey plays the overly protective and dramatic Beverly Goldberg, the doting yet smothering mother. Their three children are portrayed by Hayley Orrantia as oldest daughter Erica, Sean Giambrone as awkward middle child Adam (whose character is based on the creator himself), and Troy Gentile as the larger-than-life Barry.

The Goldbergs take viewers on a trip down memory lane with its authentic recreations of 80s pop culture and references. From iconic movies like The Karate Kid to beloved TV shows such as Knight Rider, the show cleverly weaves these elements into the narrative, appealing to both fans of the era and those experiencing it for the first time. The fashion, hairstyles, and music of the decade are also incorporated seamlessly into the show, evoking a sense of nostalgia and fondness for a bygone era.

One aspect that sets The Goldbergs apart from other family sitcoms is its unique format. Much like a documentary-style sitcom, the show blends the traditional narrative format with real footage and photos from Goldberg's own childhood. This adds an extra layer of authenticity and humor to the storytelling, as viewers are treated to glimpses of the real Adam F. Goldberg and his eccentric family. This combination of heartfelt family moments and laugh-out-loud comedy makes The Goldbergs a refreshing and entertaining addition to the sitcom landscape.

The Goldbergs - Season 1 was an instant hit with audiences and critics alike. It successfully captures the essence of growing up in a suburban household while highlighting the universal themes of love, family, and the struggles of adolescence. The show's humorous dialogue, relatable characters, and nostalgic setting struck a chord with viewers, leading to its popularity and subsequent renewal for multiple seasons.

For fans of The Goldbergs or anyone looking to relive the 80s, there are various ways to dive deeper into the show's universe. In addition to watching the episodes, fans can further immerse themselves by exploring the soundtrack of the show. The Goldbergs - Season 1 features a compilation of beloved songs from the 80s, creating the perfect backdrop for the adventures of the Goldberg family. Whether it's iconic hits from artists like Cyndi Lauper, Madonna, or Bon Jovi, the soundtrack transports viewers back in time, allowing them to fully experience the show's nostalgic charm.

The sounds and songs from The Goldbergs - Season 1 are available for both streaming and download. Fans can access these tracks to create their own 80s-inspired playlists, relishing in the memories and emotions that the show evokes. From upbeat songs that capture the spirit of youthful exuberance to heartfelt ballads that underscore poignant family moments, the soundtrack serves as a time capsule of an unforgettable era.

So join the Goldberg family on their hilarious and heartwarming journey through the 80s, and don't forget to immerse yourself in the sounds and music that bring their world to life. Play and download The Goldbergs - Season 1 soundtrack today, and experience the magic of this beloved sitcom in a whole new way.

A are you hopped up on goofballs?
A are you hopped up on goofballs?
A banquet?
A banquet?
A bottle! Here's a crazy idea.
A bottle! Here's a crazy idea.
A cigar?
A cigar?
A cure for polio, a man on the moon, and now this.
A cure for polio, a man on the moon, and now this.
A cushion of air around the foot
A cushion of air around the foot
A dance made famous by chunk, the lovable fat kid. (grunting)
A dance made famous by chunk, the lovable fat kid. (grunting)
A day he'd been waiting for his whole life.
A day he'd been waiting for his whole life.
A digital pac man watch? Do you like it?
A digital pac man watch? Do you like it?
A dollar! You love a bargain. (CHUCKLES)
A dollar! You love a bargain. (CHUCKLES)
A dooba dooba dooba doo!
A dooba dooba dooba doo!
A drifter with a mom who drove him to drifting!
A drifter with a mom who drove him to drifting!
A family size bottle of ketchup...
A family size bottle of ketchup...
A famous professional wrestler named goldberg.
A famous professional wrestler named goldberg.
A garbage truck to yell at the garbage man.
A garbage truck to yell at the garbage man.
A goon doesn't need to shoot or score.
A goon doesn't need to shoot or score.
A goon! An enforcer.
A goon! An enforcer.
A goon? Like in the goonies?
A goon? Like in the goonies?
A Hallmark Card and a used ring.
A Hallmark Card and a used ring.
A handsome 60 year old man has the right to do whatever he wants.
A handsome 60 year old man has the right to do whatever he wants.
A homemaker, a ball breaker,
A homemaker, a ball breaker,
A job? You're just a child.
A job? You're just a child.
A laser tag make out party?
A laser tag make out party?
A Latin flavor,
A Latin flavor,
A legal waiver to enter a haunted house.
A legal waiver to enter a haunted house.
A library card?
A library card?
A little thing called sexual tension.
A little thing called sexual tension.
A little trick or treatin' with your grandpa.
A little trick or treatin' with your grandpa.
A little, but...
A little, but...
A little...
A little...
A lot. Ugh!
A lot. Ugh!
A machete, don't know whose this is.
A machete, don't know whose this is.
A man of many different talents.
A man of many different talents.
A man who lacked both patience and pants.
A man who lacked both patience and pants.
A man with needs.
A man with needs.
A martini. A little dirty.
A martini. A little dirty.
A meeting? You're retired 20 years.
A meeting? You're retired 20 years.
A mission to prove that the geeky little kid in me was gone forever.
A mission to prove that the geeky little kid in me was gone forever.
A new era of ball ball had begun,
A new era of ball ball had begun,
A night no one could take away.
A night no one could take away.
A party?
A party?
A penny?
A penny?
A prestigious college right in our hometown of philadelphia?
A prestigious college right in our hometown of philadelphia?
A ride in my car.
A ride in my car.
A saab? What the hell is that?
A saab? What the hell is that?
A samurai sword will fall off the wall in the middle of the night,
A samurai sword will fall off the wall in the middle of the night,
A scarf? The Hulk doesn't get chilly!
A scarf? The Hulk doesn't get chilly!
A scrambled channel we didn't pay for.
A scrambled channel we didn't pay for.
A second line... Is that even possible
A second line... Is that even possible
A secret army base.
A secret army base.
A shoulder padded, country haired mother warrior
A shoulder padded, country haired mother warrior
A shuffle and a cha!
A shuffle and a cha!
A squibbidy bee, a squibbidy boo!
A squibbidy bee, a squibbidy boo!
A squibbidy bee, a squibbidy boo!
A squibbidy bee, a squibbidy boo!
A terror stroke? Mmm hmm.
A terror stroke? Mmm hmm.
A thank you, a look of appreciation.
A thank you, a look of appreciation.
A thing?
A thing?
A threshold had been crossed, and there was no going back now.
A threshold had been crossed, and there was no going back now.
A time honored tradition for the goldberg gang.
A time honored tradition for the goldberg gang.
A treasurer is one of the most important jobs a school has.
A treasurer is one of the most important jobs a school has.
A varsity jacket,
A varsity jacket,
A very happy, happy man.
A very happy, happy man.
A very valuable life lesson here, okay?
A very valuable life lesson here, okay?
A waterbed and a decorative samurai sword to hang above it.
A waterbed and a decorative samurai sword to hang above it.
A whole day?
A whole day?
A woman named rhoda comes to my house and rubs butter on me.
A woman named rhoda comes to my house and rubs butter on me.
A world he wanted no one to know about.
A world he wanted no one to know about.
A, uh, dancing...
A, uh, dancing...
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah!
Aah! Are you okay?
Aah! Are you okay?
Aah! Ohh!
Aah! Ohh!
Aah! That hurt! Aah! (laughs)
Aah! That hurt! Aah! (laughs)
Aah! Whoo!
Aah! Whoo!
About how you feel about this?
About how you feel about this?
About putting erica into the talent show.
About putting erica into the talent show.
About slaving away in the kitchen,
About slaving away in the kitchen,
About stone cold groovin' on a ferris wheel.
About stone cold groovin' on a ferris wheel.
About stone cold grooving with a chick on a ferris wheel?
About stone cold grooving with a chick on a ferris wheel?
About that... I... I was thinkin',
About that... I... I was thinkin',
Absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
Absolutely not.
Absolutely! She finds out about this,
Absolutely! She finds out about this,
Absolutely.
Absolutely.
Absolutely. Okay, off we go.
Absolutely. Okay, off we go.
Accept our children's mediocrity!
Accept our children's mediocrity!
Accepting this wasn't the wwf,
Accepting this wasn't the wwf,
According to the handbook, you'd get another 10% off.
According to the handbook, you'd get another 10% off.
According to this map, this is the spot.
According to this map, this is the spot.
Action!
Action!
Actually sad stuff.
Actually sad stuff.
Actually thought, "Hey, he's not a complete moron."
Actually thought, "Hey, he's not a complete moron."
Actually, I don't think she does.
Actually, I don't think she does.
Actually, I just finished my date from last night.
Actually, I just finished my date from last night.
Actually, I ruined your night.
Actually, I ruined your night.
Actually, I think they'd be more interested
Actually, I think they'd be more interested
Actually, I'm going with Evan Turner instead.
Actually, I'm going with Evan Turner instead.
Actually, it's from the secretary
Actually, it's from the secretary
Actually, it's pronounced "schlodder,"
Actually, it's pronounced "schlodder,"
Actually, it's the fifth. I came in on your day off,
Actually, it's the fifth. I came in on your day off,
Actually, um...
Actually, um...
Actually, when a bird goes poo poo on you,
Actually, when a bird goes poo poo on you,
Actually...
Actually...
Adam and I just had a talk,
Adam and I just had a talk,
Adam can't play with Chad.
Adam can't play with Chad.
Adam has emmy mirsky in his room right now!
Adam has emmy mirsky in his room right now!
Adam has got some sting y thighs.
Adam has got some sting y thighs.
Adam is old enough to pick his own clothes.
Adam is old enough to pick his own clothes.
Adam said I couldn't climb this high.
Adam said I couldn't climb this high.
Adam spoiled the whole sport for me.
Adam spoiled the whole sport for me.
Adam, be careful on that ice.
Adam, be careful on that ice.
Adam, come on.
Adam, come on.
Adam, come out. He's not gonna punch you in the face.
Adam, come out. He's not gonna punch you in the face.
Adam, get in here, talk to your grandfather
Adam, get in here, talk to your grandfather
Adam, get the firecrackers.
Adam, get the firecrackers.
Adam, get your ass downstairs! We're going to the mall!
Adam, get your ass downstairs! We're going to the mall!
Adam, go upstairs!
Adam, go upstairs!
Adam, I'll meet you at the dance.
Adam, I'll meet you at the dance.
Adam, wait.
Adam, wait.
Adam, what the hell? I'm gonna crimp your face!
Adam, what the hell? I'm gonna crimp your face!
ADAM: "The Great Mouse Detective?"
ADAM: "The Great Mouse Detective?"
Adam: Ah!
Adam: Ah!
ADAM: Ah! You didn't say "ball ball."
ADAM: Ah! You didn't say "ball ball."
ADAM: And then things went from bad to worse.
ADAM: And then things went from bad to worse.
ADAM: And with that, the circle of driving was finally complete.
ADAM: And with that, the circle of driving was finally complete.
ADAM: As always, my mom began the day by dressing us,
ADAM: As always, my mom began the day by dressing us,
ADAM: As always, the neighbors came out to watch.
ADAM: As always, the neighbors came out to watch.
ADAM: As my mom realized she had to let go,
ADAM: As my mom realized she had to let go,
ADAM: As we cruised in Pops' new ride, we felt like kings.
ADAM: As we cruised in Pops' new ride, we felt like kings.
ADAM: Barry had one last visitor, my grandfather, Pops.
ADAM: Barry had one last visitor, my grandfather, Pops.
ADAM: Barry was in a rare good mood.
ADAM: Barry was in a rare good mood.
ADAM: But not this time.
ADAM: But not this time.
ADAM: Dad's colorful way of speaking may seem a bit harsh.
ADAM: Dad's colorful way of speaking may seem a bit harsh.
ADAM: For the record, Gina, that's my mom's best friend.
ADAM: For the record, Gina, that's my mom's best friend.
ADAM: Forever? No. But 20 minutes? Absolutely.
ADAM: Forever? No. But 20 minutes? Absolutely.
ADAM: Go away. I don't wanna talk to you.
ADAM: Go away. I don't wanna talk to you.
ADAM: God help the poor soul who tried to push us around.
ADAM: God help the poor soul who tried to push us around.
ADAM: Her name was Zoe Macintosh.
ADAM: Her name was Zoe Macintosh.
ADAM: I didn't.
ADAM: I didn't.
Adam: I don't!
Adam: I don't!
ADAM: I'll give you a hint. It was me.
ADAM: I'll give you a hint. It was me.
ADAM: I'm not comin' out. Mom took me school shopping.
ADAM: I'm not comin' out. Mom took me school shopping.
ADAM: I'm not hungry! Go away.
ADAM: I'm not hungry! Go away.
ADAM: In all the chaos, Pops and I were able to sneak out
ADAM: In all the chaos, Pops and I were able to sneak out
ADAM: In that moment, my dad expected my mom
ADAM: In that moment, my dad expected my mom
ADAM: Is it annoying?
ADAM: Is it annoying?
ADAM: It was the moment Barry had waited for his whole life.
ADAM: It was the moment Barry had waited for his whole life.
Adam: It's all the way back there.
Adam: It's all the way back there.
Adam: Love you!
Adam: Love you!
ADAM: Man, I love the '80s.
ADAM: Man, I love the '80s.
ADAM: My dad was determined to do the impossible...
ADAM: My dad was determined to do the impossible...
ADAM: Oh, my God!
ADAM: Oh, my God!
ADAM: Okay, his mind wasn't what it used to be,
ADAM: Okay, his mind wasn't what it used to be,
ADAM: Pops was booked with reckless endangerment,
ADAM: Pops was booked with reckless endangerment,
ADAM: She left him in charge of Barry.
ADAM: She left him in charge of Barry.
ADAM: She'd guilt him into submission.
ADAM: She'd guilt him into submission.
Adam: Stop it! I can't see!
Adam: Stop it! I can't see!
ADAM: Swimming was just our cover.
ADAM: Swimming was just our cover.
ADAM: The next morning, mom lowered the boom and took Pops' keys.
ADAM: The next morning, mom lowered the boom and took Pops' keys.
ADAM: There goes the fluffage, different directions.
ADAM: There goes the fluffage, different directions.
ADAM: They weren't.
ADAM: They weren't.
ADAM: Turns out our dad did have a good heart after all.
ADAM: Turns out our dad did have a good heart after all.
ADAM: Uh oh! He's getting angry!
ADAM: Uh oh! He's getting angry!
ADAM: Well... That's a nice sweater. Where'd you get that?
ADAM: Well... That's a nice sweater. Where'd you get that?
ADAM: Whenever my dad disagreed with my mom,
ADAM: Whenever my dad disagreed with my mom,
Adam: Who should I kiss?
Adam: Who should I kiss?
ADAM: You should be sorry! Look at me!
ADAM: You should be sorry! Look at me!
Adam! Dinner's almost over!
Adam! Dinner's almost over!
Adam! Get back here. We need to talk.
Adam! Get back here. We need to talk.
Adam! Get your ass down here!
Adam! Get your ass down here!
Adam! God! Get out!
Adam! God! Get out!
Adam! What the hell?
Adam! What the hell?
Adam? This is the kid who broke your bike?
Adam? This is the kid who broke your bike?
Adam? What are you doing?
Adam? What are you doing?
Adam? You coming?
Adam? You coming?
Adam's all I have left. And if he stops,
Adam's all I have left. And if he stops,
Adam's got a thing tonight.
Adam's got a thing tonight.
Adam's never forgiving me,
Adam's never forgiving me,
Adam's the one who got suspended for fighting.
Adam's the one who got suspended for fighting.
Adorable. Yeah.
Adorable. Yeah.
Adult adam: ...I said for no reason at all!
Adult adam: ...I said for no reason at all!
Adult adam: ...Until this happened.
Adult adam: ...Until this happened.
ADULT ADAM: (SIGHS) Oh, though Barry didn't help our case.
ADULT ADAM: (SIGHS) Oh, though Barry didn't help our case.
ADULT ADAM: A week went by, and I hadn't seen Chad.
ADULT ADAM: A week went by, and I hadn't seen Chad.
Adult adam: After I got an ice pack for barry's face,
Adult adam: After I got an ice pack for barry's face,
ADULT ADAM: After learning Pops had tricked him,
ADULT ADAM: After learning Pops had tricked him,
Adult adam: After pops took off his straitjacket,
Adult adam: After pops took off his straitjacket,
Adult adam: After that fateful night,
Adult adam: After that fateful night,
ADULT ADAM: Ah, Halloween in the '80s...
ADULT ADAM: Ah, Halloween in the '80s...
ADULT ADAM: Ah, the romantic comedies of the '80s...
ADULT ADAM: Ah, the romantic comedies of the '80s...
ADULT ADAM: Ah, there was nothing quite like
ADULT ADAM: Ah, there was nothing quite like
Adult adam: And after five trips,
Adult adam: And after five trips,
ADULT ADAM: And every now and then,
ADULT ADAM: And every now and then,
ADULT ADAM: And it was glorious...
ADULT ADAM: And it was glorious...
Adult adam: And it was harry who made me realize exactly what I had to do.
Adult adam: And it was harry who made me realize exactly what I had to do.
ADULT ADAM: And just like that,
ADULT ADAM: And just like that,
ADULT ADAM: And just like that, Barry's lucky streak ended.
ADULT ADAM: And just like that, Barry's lucky streak ended.
ADULT ADAM: And just like that, the one person out there
ADULT ADAM: And just like that, the one person out there
Adult adam: And she meant it.
Adult adam: And she meant it.
ADULT ADAM: And so my brother crammed three months of partying
ADULT ADAM: And so my brother crammed three months of partying
Adult adam: And sometimes it only took a look.
Adult adam: And sometimes it only took a look.
Adult adam: And those two days would turn into the longest week
Adult adam: And those two days would turn into the longest week
Adult adam: And with that, the best night of my life
Adult adam: And with that, the best night of my life
Adult adam: And, even crazier,
Adult adam: And, even crazier,
Adult adam: As always, my grandfather would give me all the answers I needed.
Adult adam: As always, my grandfather would give me all the answers I needed.
Adult adam: As barry watched my parents get out of that car,
Adult adam: As barry watched my parents get out of that car,
Adult adam: As erica was finally gonna live it up, I was breaking down.
Adult adam: As erica was finally gonna live it up, I was breaking down.
Adult adam: As erica was finally loosening up,
Adult adam: As erica was finally loosening up,
Adult adam: As for my dad, he learned there were very few things
Adult adam: As for my dad, he learned there were very few things
Adult adam: As for my dad, he'd never be a good communicator.
Adult adam: As for my dad, he'd never be a good communicator.
Adult adam: As much as erica hated that my mom was always in her business,
Adult adam: As much as erica hated that my mom was always in her business,
Adult adam: As much as I hated to admit it, I knew barry was right.
Adult adam: As much as I hated to admit it, I knew barry was right.
Adult adam: As my brother desperately sprinted off
Adult adam: As my brother desperately sprinted off
Adult adam: As my dad was putting his plan into motion,
Adult adam: As my dad was putting his plan into motion,
Adult adam: As my dad was striking out at home,
Adult adam: As my dad was striking out at home,
Adult adam: As the talent show drew near,
Adult adam: As the talent show drew near,
Adult adam: At that moment, there was only one thing
Adult adam: At that moment, there was only one thing
ADULT ADAM: Back before e mails, texts, and tweets,
ADULT ADAM: Back before e mails, texts, and tweets,
Adult adam: Back in the '80s,
Adult adam: Back in the '80s,
ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s,
ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s,
Adult adam: Back in the '80s,
Adult adam: Back in the '80s,
ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s,
ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s,
ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s, before the internet,
ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s, before the internet,
ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s, these were the dads on TV.
ADULT ADAM: Back in the '80s, these were the dads on TV.
Adult adam: Barry had a plan in motion,
Adult adam: Barry had a plan in motion,
ADULT ADAM: Barry was on a lucky streak, and I was gonna pay the price.
ADULT ADAM: Barry was on a lucky streak, and I was gonna pay the price.
Adult adam: Bead curtains.
Adult adam: Bead curtains.
Adult adam: But he didn't get it.
Adult adam: But he didn't get it.
Adult adam: But he was still able to teach you a few things.
Adult adam: But he was still able to teach you a few things.
Adult adam: But sometimes, those magic moments are worth it.
Adult adam: But sometimes, those magic moments are worth it.
Adult adam: But that wasn't true.
Adult adam: But that wasn't true.
Adult adam: By 10:00, barry's party was blowing up...
Adult adam: By 10:00, barry's party was blowing up...
Adult adam: Dana was amazing.
Adult adam: Dana was amazing.
Adult adam: Despite my brother's goofy run, he'd made up his mind.
Adult adam: Despite my brother's goofy run, he'd made up his mind.
Adult adam: Despite pops' best efforts,
Adult adam: Despite pops' best efforts,
Adult adam: Erica had actually pulled it off.
Adult adam: Erica had actually pulled it off.
ADULT ADAM: Erica knew someone had to go,
ADULT ADAM: Erica knew someone had to go,
Adult adam: Especially for my dad, who put on the mom goggles...
Adult adam: Especially for my dad, who put on the mom goggles...
Adult adam: Even though al capone's vault may have been a complete letdown,
Adult adam: Even though al capone's vault may have been a complete letdown,
ADULT ADAM: Every kid who grew up in Philly in the '80s
ADULT ADAM: Every kid who grew up in Philly in the '80s
Adult adam: Every time I went up into my attic,
Adult adam: Every time I went up into my attic,
Adult adam: For my dad, the past was the past.
Adult adam: For my dad, the past was the past.
Adult adam: For the first time in ages,
Adult adam: For the first time in ages,
Adult adam: For the next few days,
Adult adam: For the next few days,
ADULT ADAM: For the next week, my mom and Virginia Kremp
ADULT ADAM: For the next week, my mom and Virginia Kremp
ADULT ADAM: Growing up in the '80s, I didn't just love movies...
ADULT ADAM: Growing up in the '80s, I didn't just love movies...
Adult adam: Gym class in the '80s...
Adult adam: Gym class in the '80s...
Adult adam: He knew there was only one way to leave his mark.
Adult adam: He knew there was only one way to leave his mark.
Adult adam: He may have been a far cry from michael jackson.
Adult adam: He may have been a far cry from michael jackson.
Adult adam: Hockey...
Adult adam: Hockey...
Adult adam: I had come this far. I couldn't turn back now.
Adult adam: I had come this far. I couldn't turn back now.
Adult adam: I let her in the door.
Adult adam: I let her in the door.
Adult adam: I only pulled out the "mama"
Adult adam: I only pulled out the "mama"
Adult adam: I took pops' advice, and that night
Adult adam: I took pops' advice, and that night
Adult adam: I was so desperate for my first kiss
Adult adam: I was so desperate for my first kiss
Adult adam: I was so excited for my dad to get home,
Adult adam: I was so excited for my dad to get home,
Adult adam: I wasn't the only one having the worst night of their life.
Adult adam: I wasn't the only one having the worst night of their life.
Adult adam: I'd done the unthinkable.
Adult adam: I'd done the unthinkable.
Adult adam: I'd given up my toys,
Adult adam: I'd given up my toys,
ADULT ADAM: If my dad didn't find Barry soon, my brother was gonna pay.
ADULT ADAM: If my dad didn't find Barry soon, my brother was gonna pay.
Adult adam: In his defense,
Adult adam: In his defense,
Adult adam: In that moment,
Adult adam: In that moment,
Adult adam: In that moment, barry realized
Adult adam: In that moment, barry realized
Adult adam: In that moment, my dad realized
Adult adam: In that moment, my dad realized
Adult adam: In the '80s, a defining moment
Adult adam: In the '80s, a defining moment
Adult adam: In the end, my parents realized all they could do
Adult adam: In the end, my parents realized all they could do
Adult adam: It didn't help much.
Adult adam: It didn't help much.
Adult adam: It had been a day since barry told me
Adult adam: It had been a day since barry told me
Adult adam: It had been a full day
Adult adam: It had been a full day
ADULT ADAM: It had been three days
ADULT ADAM: It had been three days
Adult adam: It was a night he'd carry with him forever,
Adult adam: It was a night he'd carry with him forever,
Adult adam: It was December 9th, 1980 something,
Adult adam: It was December 9th, 1980 something,
Adult adam: It was February 6, 1980 something,
Adult adam: It was February 6, 1980 something,
Adult adam: It was February 22, 1980 something,
Adult adam: It was February 22, 1980 something,
Adult adam: It was February 25, 1980 something.
Adult adam: It was February 25, 1980 something.
Adult adam: It was game over for my brother.
Adult adam: It was game over for my brother.
Adult adam: It was impossible to be a kid in the '80s
Adult adam: It was impossible to be a kid in the '80s
Adult adam: It was January 11th, 1980 something,
Adult adam: It was January 11th, 1980 something,
Adult adam: It was mid April, 1980 something.
Adult adam: It was mid April, 1980 something.
ADULT ADAM: It was November 19th, 1980 something,
ADULT ADAM: It was November 19th, 1980 something,
Adult adam: It was November 22, 1980 something,
Adult adam: It was November 22, 1980 something,
ADULT ADAM: It was October 5, 1980 something,
ADULT ADAM: It was October 5, 1980 something,
ADULT ADAM: It was October 18th, 1980 something,
ADULT ADAM: It was October 18th, 1980 something,
ADULT ADAM: It was the first time we ever saw them kiss,
ADULT ADAM: It was the first time we ever saw them kiss,
Adult adam: It was time to be a leader.
Adult adam: It was time to be a leader.
Adult adam: It's a funny thing about dads...
Adult adam: It's a funny thing about dads...
Adult adam: Maybe I was desperate, or maybe I was just hypnotized
Adult adam: Maybe I was desperate, or maybe I was just hypnotized
Adult adam: Meanwhile, at the arcade, barry was jonesing
Adult adam: Meanwhile, at the arcade, barry was jonesing
Adult adam: Meanwhile, it had been a week
Adult adam: Meanwhile, it had been a week
Adult adam: Meanwhile, my brother was ready to fight.
Adult adam: Meanwhile, my brother was ready to fight.
Adult adam: Most kids ignore their mom's high praise...
Adult adam: Most kids ignore their mom's high praise...
Adult adam: My brother barry, a world class athlete...
Adult adam: My brother barry, a world class athlete...
Adult adam: My dad hadn't picked up a basketball in years.
Adult adam: My dad hadn't picked up a basketball in years.
Adult adam: My dad learned that, while I was nothing like him,
Adult adam: My dad learned that, while I was nothing like him,
ADULT ADAM: My mom may have been able to give up on Virginia,
ADULT ADAM: My mom may have been able to give up on Virginia,
ADULT ADAM: My mom was a woman of her word.
ADULT ADAM: My mom was a woman of her word.
Adult adam: My mom would have some tough competition along the way,
Adult adam: My mom would have some tough competition along the way,
Adult adam: My moody, angry sister
Adult adam: My moody, angry sister
Adult adam: My parents were together so long,
Adult adam: My parents were together so long,
Adult adam: My plan had worked.
Adult adam: My plan had worked.
Adult adam: My sister had done the unthinkable.
Adult adam: My sister had done the unthinkable.
Adult adam: Naturally, my brother was grounded for the entire summer.
Adult adam: Naturally, my brother was grounded for the entire summer.
ADULT ADAM: No one was really enjoying themselves...
ADULT ADAM: No one was really enjoying themselves...
Adult adam: Normally, we don't say "I love you" in our family.
Adult adam: Normally, we don't say "I love you" in our family.
ADULT ADAM: Now that Barry's luck had changed,
ADULT ADAM: Now that Barry's luck had changed,
Adult adam: Nowadays, all it would take is a tweet.
Adult adam: Nowadays, all it would take is a tweet.
ADULT ADAM: October 4th, 1980 something...
ADULT ADAM: October 4th, 1980 something...
Adult adam: Okay, so my brother didn't go on to become
Adult adam: Okay, so my brother didn't go on to become
Adult adam: Or not.
Adult adam: Or not.
ADULT ADAM: Or not.
ADULT ADAM: Or not.
Adult adam: Or so she thought.
Adult adam: Or so she thought.
Adult adam: Pops and my dad had helped barry
Adult adam: Pops and my dad had helped barry
Adult adam: Pops was right.
Adult adam: Pops was right.
Adult adam: She wasn't.
Adult adam: She wasn't.
Adult adam: Since the dawn of time,
Adult adam: Since the dawn of time,
Adult adam: Sleeping in his chair...
Adult adam: Sleeping in his chair...
Adult adam: Sometimes you need them to bail you out.
Adult adam: Sometimes you need them to bail you out.
ADULT ADAM: Speaking of incredible,
ADULT ADAM: Speaking of incredible,
Adult adam: Sure, it wasn't my first kiss,
Adult adam: Sure, it wasn't my first kiss,
Adult adam: Sure, my big bro had an inflated sense of skill,
Adult adam: Sure, my big bro had an inflated sense of skill,
Adult adam: Sure, my dad would always be the kind of guy
Adult adam: Sure, my dad would always be the kind of guy
Adult adam: That day, my brother and I each opened a door
Adult adam: That day, my brother and I each opened a door
Adult adam: That day, my brother found out the hard way
Adult adam: That day, my brother found out the hard way
ADULT ADAM: That magic word was all my mom needed to hear.
ADULT ADAM: That magic word was all my mom needed to hear.
Adult adam: That meant yes, barry would help me.
Adult adam: That meant yes, barry would help me.
Adult adam: That night, I learned that some events
Adult adam: That night, I learned that some events
Adult adam: That's the thing about family.
Adult adam: That's the thing about family.
Adult adam: The last thing erica wanted
Adult adam: The last thing erica wanted
Adult adam: The moment my dad stepped to that line,
Adult adam: The moment my dad stepped to that line,
Adult adam: The search for my grandmother's missing jewels had begun.
Adult adam: The search for my grandmother's missing jewels had begun.
Adult adam: The sound of those swishing parachute pants running away
Adult adam: The sound of those swishing parachute pants running away
Adult adam: The talent show was back on,
Adult adam: The talent show was back on,
Adult adam: The talent show was the furthest thing from erica's mind,
Adult adam: The talent show was the furthest thing from erica's mind,
Adult adam: The varsity jacket...
Adult adam: The varsity jacket...
Adult adam: There was a first time for everything.
Adult adam: There was a first time for everything.
Adult adam: There was a little less fighting
Adult adam: There was a little less fighting
ADULT ADAM: There was no bargain too small, too large,
ADULT ADAM: There was no bargain too small, too large,
Adult adam: There's only one reason a teenage girl leaps out of bed
Adult adam: There's only one reason a teenage girl leaps out of bed
Adult adam: This is my mom, beverly goldberg,
Adult adam: This is my mom, beverly goldberg,
Adult adam: This was it,
Adult adam: This was it,
Adult adam: This was it. The moment every man waits for.
Adult adam: This was it. The moment every man waits for.
Adult adam: This was it...
Adult adam: This was it...
Adult adam: This year, barry left an entire page blank
Adult adam: This year, barry left an entire page blank
Adult adam: Turns out pops wasn't the only one
Adult adam: Turns out pops wasn't the only one
ADULT ADAM: Turns out the most romantic movie of the '80s
ADULT ADAM: Turns out the most romantic movie of the '80s
Adult adam: Turns out, al capone's vault was empty.
Adult adam: Turns out, al capone's vault was empty.
Adult adam: Turns out, make out parties are awesome in theory,
Adult adam: Turns out, make out parties are awesome in theory,
Adult adam: Turns out, my dad wasn't the only one kicking himself.
Adult adam: Turns out, my dad wasn't the only one kicking himself.
Adult adam: Turns out, my dad's world wasn't the only one caving in.
Adult adam: Turns out, my dad's world wasn't the only one caving in.
Adult adam: Turns out, my mom was right about one thing...
Adult adam: Turns out, my mom was right about one thing...
Adult adam: Turns out, not everyone had mom goggles.
Adult adam: Turns out, not everyone had mom goggles.
ADULT ADAM: Watching the Kremp kids get along
ADULT ADAM: Watching the Kremp kids get along
Adult adam: We called it the time of great peace.
Adult adam: We called it the time of great peace.
ADULT ADAM: we learned a lot from each other.
ADULT ADAM: we learned a lot from each other.
Adult adam: We were back in the attic where it all began.
Adult adam: We were back in the attic where it all began.
Adult adam: We were only three hours into our star wars camp out,
Adult adam: We were only three hours into our star wars camp out,
Adult adam: We've all been there.
Adult adam: We've all been there.
Adult adam: When it comes to my childhood,
Adult adam: When it comes to my childhood,
Adult adam: While barry couldn't wait to start his epic night,
Adult adam: While barry couldn't wait to start his epic night,
Adult adam: While barry was having a tough time
Adult adam: While barry was having a tough time
Adult adam: While erica's plan had failed,
Adult adam: While erica's plan had failed,
Adult adam: While I was a casualty of my father's war,
Adult adam: While I was a casualty of my father's war,
Adult adam: While I was learning to dance,
Adult adam: While I was learning to dance,
Adult adam: While my dad and sister were having a breakdown,
Adult adam: While my dad and sister were having a breakdown,
Adult adam: While my dad had to suck it up and get me a gift,
Adult adam: While my dad had to suck it up and get me a gift,
Adult adam: While my dad's attempt at bonding was an utter failure,
Adult adam: While my dad's attempt at bonding was an utter failure,
Adult adam: While my lesson on how to be a man had just begun,
Adult adam: While my lesson on how to be a man had just begun,
Adult adam: While my meddling smother plotted her next move,
Adult adam: While my meddling smother plotted her next move,
ADULT ADAM: While my mom and Erica continued their battle,
ADULT ADAM: While my mom and Erica continued their battle,
Adult adam: While my mom and erica had taken the gloves off,
Adult adam: While my mom and erica had taken the gloves off,
Adult adam: While my mom gave gifts,
Adult adam: While my mom gave gifts,
ADULT ADAM: While my mom had her own strategy to get her way,
ADULT ADAM: While my mom had her own strategy to get her way,
Adult adam: While my mom was finally mending
Adult adam: While my mom was finally mending
Adult adam: While my mom was trying to hurt erica's chances on the sat,
Adult adam: While my mom was trying to hurt erica's chances on the sat,
Adult adam: While my mom was turning the screws on erica,
Adult adam: While my mom was turning the screws on erica,
Adult adam: While my sister was trying to figure out a way
Adult adam: While my sister was trying to figure out a way
ADULT ADAM: While Pops was looking for a little help,
ADULT ADAM: While Pops was looking for a little help,
ADULT ADAM: While Pops was making Barry's life better,
ADULT ADAM: While Pops was making Barry's life better,
Adult adam: While pops was tiring out my dad,
Adult adam: While pops was tiring out my dad,
ADULT ADAM: While they learned how to be more like the Goldbergs,
ADULT ADAM: While they learned how to be more like the Goldbergs,
Adult adam: Who knew my sister's wild, bad influence best friend
Adult adam: Who knew my sister's wild, bad influence best friend
Adult adam: With a smother like mine,
Adult adam: With a smother like mine,
Adult adam: With my mother successfully neutralized,
Adult adam: With my mother successfully neutralized,
Adult adam: Yeah, getting older is confusing and complicated,
Adult adam: Yeah, getting older is confusing and complicated,
ADULT ADAM: Yeah, in my family, we yelled and swore
ADULT ADAM: Yeah, in my family, we yelled and swore
Adult adam: Yeah, my dad knew this was gonna take some time to explain.
Adult adam: Yeah, my dad knew this was gonna take some time to explain.
Adult adam: Yep, erica was letting her geek flag fly
Adult adam: Yep, erica was letting her geek flag fly
Adult adam: Yep, it was happening.
Adult adam: Yep, it was happening.
Adult adam: Yep, some people glorify the past,
Adult adam: Yep, some people glorify the past,
Adult adam: Yep, this was going perfectly.
Adult adam: Yep, this was going perfectly.
ADULT ADAM: Yep, we were different than the Kremps...
ADULT ADAM: Yep, we were different than the Kremps...
Adult adam: Yep. This was my friend emmy mirsky.
Adult adam: Yep. This was my friend emmy mirsky.
After a grueling week of manual labor,
After a grueling week of manual labor,
After a week of being scared by my own mother,
After a week of being scared by my own mother,
After being so judgy with me about it?
After being so judgy with me about it?
After I saw Dad and Uncle Marv acting like morons,
After I saw Dad and Uncle Marv acting like morons,
After my mom had accused erica of participating in crack rock,
After my mom had accused erica of participating in crack rock,
After running errands, cooking dinner,
After running errands, cooking dinner,
After the ghosts.
After the ghosts.
After tonight, I'm thinking if we don't look out for each other,
After tonight, I'm thinking if we don't look out for each other,
After watching her date get arrested,
After watching her date get arrested,
After years of thinking I had suffered through
After years of thinking I had suffered through
After years of torturing me,
After years of torturing me,
Afternoon, friends.
Afternoon, friends.
Again with the boo berry.
Again with the boo berry.
Again with this? Seriously, I'm not a little kid anymore.
Again with this? Seriously, I'm not a little kid anymore.
Again!
Again!
Again! I think I got it now.
Again! I think I got it now.
Again! It's not that kind of wres...
Again! It's not that kind of wres...
Again? This has been an emotional roller coaster.
Again? This has been an emotional roller coaster.
Against this hot, sizzling grill.
Against this hot, sizzling grill.
Agreed.
Agreed.
Agreed.
Agreed.
Ah, betsy!
Ah, betsy!
Ah, charisma.
Ah, charisma.
Ah, I know that desperate cry for help.
Ah, I know that desperate cry for help.
Ah, I passed out in the basement during the party.
Ah, I passed out in the basement during the party.
Ah, I'd rather not.
Ah, I'd rather not.
Ah, screw basketball.
Ah, screw basketball.
Ah, yeah, that piece of yarn broke,
Ah, yeah, that piece of yarn broke,
Ah, you'll get used to it.
Ah, you'll get used to it.
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah! Damn! ♪ you got the touch
Ah! Damn! ♪ you got the touch
Ah! Didn't count.
Ah! Didn't count.
Ah! It's okay. I'm okay.
Ah! It's okay. I'm okay.
Ah! Ooh! Mom, you gotta stop watching me sleep.
Ah! Ooh! Mom, you gotta stop watching me sleep.
Ah! You can't stay in there forever.
Ah! You can't stay in there forever.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah. ♪ gonna live forever
Ah. ♪ gonna live forever
Ah. I see what you're trying to do.
Ah. I see what you're trying to do.
Ah. It's not whether or not I remembered.
Ah. It's not whether or not I remembered.
Ah. Please don't.
Ah. Please don't.
Ah. Question...
Ah. Question...
Ah. The blond people down the block.
Ah. The blond people down the block.
Aha!
Aha!
Aha! Right there! You did it for you.
Aha! Right there! You did it for you.
Aha! That's the explanation!
Aha! That's the explanation!
Ahh! Aha!
Ahh! Aha!
Ahh.
Ahh.
Ahh. Muy bueno. (WOMEN GIGGLE)
Ahh. Muy bueno. (WOMEN GIGGLE)
Ahhh! That hurt! Ahhh!
Ahhh! That hurt! Ahhh!
Ain't no one gonna stop Barry. Uh!
Ain't no one gonna stop Barry. Uh!
Airplane!
Airplane!
Al capone!
Al capone!
Al, what are you doing?
Al, what are you doing?
Albert, this is madness. She's killing both of us here.
Albert, this is madness. She's killing both of us here.
Albert, you worked so hard making ottoman empire what it is today,
Albert, you worked so hard making ottoman empire what it is today,
Albert, you're not going to win,
Albert, you're not going to win,
Albert: See that smile?
Albert: See that smile?
Alf? What about Luke and Laura?
Alf? What about Luke and Laura?
Alien dad. The sequel.
Alien dad. The sequel.
Alien movie thing another try.
Alien movie thing another try.
All candy to the hospital to be x rayed.
All candy to the hospital to be x rayed.
All erica needed was a little time.
All erica needed was a little time.
All he wanted to do was impress you.
All he wanted to do was impress you.
All I care about now is that I owe 20 grand in student loans,
All I care about now is that I owe 20 grand in student loans,
All I did was call lainey.
All I did was call lainey.
All I had to do now was learn how to fight.
All I had to do now was learn how to fight.
All I know is that I can't feel any worse.
All I know is that I can't feel any worse.
All I know is that you were right not to trust me.
All I know is that you were right not to trust me.
All I know is, I don't want you to go through
All I know is, I don't want you to go through
All I said was the shirt was nice.
All I said was the shirt was nice.
All I wanted to do was dress up,
All I wanted to do was dress up,
All I wanted was to find you someone
All I wanted was to find you someone
All I was doing was shopping at the same mall as you.
All I was doing was shopping at the same mall as you.
All I'm asking for is seven more hours of nonstop partying.
All I'm asking for is seven more hours of nonstop partying.
All kids are embarrassed by their parents.
All kids are embarrassed by their parents.
All kids hate everything.
All kids hate everything.
All my life, you've been treating me like a baby.
All my life, you've been treating me like a baby.
All of a sudden, that's a capital crime?
All of a sudden, that's a capital crime?
All of it!
All of it!
All of your egg privileges... Gone!
All of your egg privileges... Gone!
All right, all fixed. Wow!
All right, all fixed. Wow!
All right, and I'm on the case
All right, and I'm on the case
All right, anything under $10...toss.
All right, anything under $10...toss.
All right, Barry, what now?
All right, Barry, what now?
All right, beat it, butthole. I rented "weird science."
All right, beat it, butthole. I rented "weird science."
All right, before we get down to the nuts and bolts...
All right, before we get down to the nuts and bolts...
All right, bevy,
All right, bevy,
All right, bevy, today I went with the blue socks,
All right, bevy, today I went with the blue socks,
All right, but I'm really not supposed to have chocolate.
All right, but I'm really not supposed to have chocolate.
All right, but just so you know,
All right, but just so you know,
All right, go ahead. You're good.
All right, go ahead. You're good.
All right, goldberg!
All right, goldberg!
All right, goldfarb. Ready for the flexed arm hang?
All right, goldfarb. Ready for the flexed arm hang?
All right, goonies,
All right, goonies,
All right, got our cocoa.
All right, got our cocoa.
All right, I want you to be completely honest with me, dave kim.
All right, I want you to be completely honest with me, dave kim.
All right, instead of talking about
All right, instead of talking about
All right, karate kid, you're up next.
All right, karate kid, you're up next.
All right, let me have a... A sniff.
All right, let me have a... A sniff.
All right, let's get this over with.
All right, let's get this over with.
All right, lovebug.
All right, lovebug.
All right, Pops, you said you had a plan. Whatchu thinkin'?
All right, Pops, you said you had a plan. Whatchu thinkin'?
All right, remote, this is Murray Goldberg.
All right, remote, this is Murray Goldberg.
All right, stop your pouting.
All right, stop your pouting.
All right, that's enough. You've made your point.
All right, that's enough. You've made your point.
All right, uh, this one's talking up a storm. How much is it?
All right, uh, this one's talking up a storm. How much is it?
All right, we need to talk.
All right, we need to talk.
All right, we've gathered you here
All right, we've gathered you here
All right, well, at least wear a scarf. It's cold out.
All right, well, at least wear a scarf. It's cold out.
All right, wine it is. Who's next?
All right, wine it is. Who's next?
All right, you know what, I'd love some shrimp,
All right, you know what, I'd love some shrimp,
All right, you know what?
All right, you know what?
All right! I'll tell you the story.
All right! I'll tell you the story.
All right! Let's go!
All right! Let's go!
All right? (MOPED MOTOR REVS)
All right? (MOPED MOTOR REVS)
All right? Gotta do it myself.
All right? Gotta do it myself.
All right? I'm gonna start.
All right? I'm gonna start.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right.
All right. (grunts)
All right. (grunts)
All right. Dinner's in the fridge.
All right. Dinner's in the fridge.
All right. Fine. Whatever. I'm in.
All right. Fine. Whatever. I'm in.
All right. For start...
All right. For start...
All right. I spoke with adam.
All right. I spoke with adam.
All right. I'm mergin' here.
All right. I'm mergin' here.
All right. If you come to your feet, go for the takedown.
All right. If you come to your feet, go for the takedown.
All right. Just record the damn game.
All right. Just record the damn game.
All right. Okay.
All right. Okay.
All right. On the count of three.
All right. On the count of three.
All right. So, we're not just gonna have the talk.
All right. So, we're not just gonna have the talk.
All right. Uh...
All right. Uh...
All right. Uh... When I was your age,
All right. Uh... When I was your age,
All right. Why not?
All right. Why not?
All right. Your perfect woman.
All right. Your perfect woman.
All thanks to you. Oh.
All thanks to you. Oh.
All thanks to your help.
All thanks to your help.
All that buildup and no payoff.
All that buildup and no payoff.
All that crappy art from when you were kids...toss.
All that crappy art from when you were kids...toss.
All that fried meat and cheese?
All that fried meat and cheese?
All that happened was my daughter gently suggested
All that happened was my daughter gently suggested
All this bad blood, it... It's got to stop. Uh...
All this bad blood, it... It's got to stop. Uh...
All times. That's insane!
All times. That's insane!
All we ever do is fight, and it's exhausting.
All we ever do is fight, and it's exhausting.
All we knew was to keep our heads low and out of the line of fire.
All we knew was to keep our heads low and out of the line of fire.
All we're gonna do is study. We're just friends.
All we're gonna do is study. We're just friends.
All you need is a positive attitude,
All you need is a positive attitude,
All: (chanting) air ball!
All: (chanting) air ball!
All: (chanting) chomp, chomp, chomp! Let's go, beavers! Let's go!
All: (chanting) chomp, chomp, chomp! Let's go, beavers! Let's go!
All: (chanting) shoot the ball! Shoot the ball!
All: (chanting) shoot the ball! Shoot the ball!
All: ♪ oh, we're halfway there
All: ♪ oh, we're halfway there
All: Boo!
All: Boo!
All: Bye! ♪ knowing together
All: Bye! ♪ knowing together
All: Ooh.
All: Ooh.
All: Whoa.
All: Whoa.
All: Yeah!
All: Yeah!
All...the people?
All...the people?
Almost got it.
Almost got it.
Along with the predator himself, arnold schwarzenegger,
Along with the predator himself, arnold schwarzenegger,
Also to help my seasonal allergies.
Also to help my seasonal allergies.
Also, I have a coupon. It expired a year ago.
Also, I have a coupon. It expired a year ago.
Although now there was a little more respect.
Although now there was a little more respect.
Although she does have Carly Simon lips.
Although she does have Carly Simon lips.
Although, technically, star wars was a western,
Although, technically, star wars was a western,
Always call me when you get there.
Always call me when you get there.
Always remember, no one cares what their drink tastes like,
Always remember, no one cares what their drink tastes like,
Am I good, or what? Not bad.
Am I good, or what? Not bad.
Am I here as some kind of punishment?
Am I here as some kind of punishment?
Am I? Or is it time to do that duet we used to do?
Am I? Or is it time to do that duet we used to do?
Amazingly, bruce, the podiatrist's son,
Amazingly, bruce, the podiatrist's son,
Amazingly, my mom took my momless party in stride.
Amazingly, my mom took my momless party in stride.
America needs warriors to fight the evils of communism.
America needs warriors to fight the evils of communism.
An "x?"
An "x?"
An alien vessel all by yourself.
An alien vessel all by yourself.
An amazing woman for tonight?
An amazing woman for tonight?
An angry, dancing karate monkey.
An angry, dancing karate monkey.
An athlete, a legend, a champion.
An athlete, a legend, a champion.
An egg.
An egg.
And 'cause of her hormones and the moon,
And 'cause of her hormones and the moon,
And "Murray"...
And "Murray"...
And a bird dooks on my face.
And a bird dooks on my face.
And a familiar jackass.
And a familiar jackass.
And a little more trust.
And a little more trust.
And a three pack of t shirts for you to ruin,
And a three pack of t shirts for you to ruin,
And according to barry logic, if he won this match,
And according to barry logic, if he won this match,
And adam said yes.
And adam said yes.
And adam was scrumptious.
And adam was scrumptious.
And admit that our wonderful children
And admit that our wonderful children
And agreeing that you won.
And agreeing that you won.
And all her customers... Jerks! Every one of 'em.
And all her customers... Jerks! Every one of 'em.
And all she wanted in return
And all she wanted in return
And all that crap, but there's no chance I'm gonna do the talent show.
And all that crap, but there's no chance I'm gonna do the talent show.
And always involved choice vocab words.
And always involved choice vocab words.
And an athletic supporter and cup for Barry. Look at this.
And an athletic supporter and cup for Barry. Look at this.
And any other planet capable of sustaining life.
And any other planet capable of sustaining life.
And apparently I'm too stupid to realize
And apparently I'm too stupid to realize
And apparently, taffeta melts.
And apparently, taffeta melts.
And apparently, you climbed up on
And apparently, you climbed up on
And as always, I called when I got there.
And as always, I called when I got there.
And as for me and emmy,
And as for me and emmy,
And as for me, I did what any good director would do, I made my star look good.
And as for me, I did what any good director would do, I made my star look good.
And as someone whose parents really did
And as someone whose parents really did
And ask for forgiveness.
And ask for forgiveness.
And ask me to go for a ride, and then we would get married!
And ask me to go for a ride, and then we would get married!
And at home, my mom and dad's battle had become a war.
And at home, my mom and dad's battle had become a war.
And back to stupid.
And back to stupid.
And barry and I were strolling
And barry and I were strolling
And barry was already getting cold feet.
And barry was already getting cold feet.
And Barry wins again!
And Barry wins again!
And barry's holiday cheer was nowhere in sight.
And barry's holiday cheer was nowhere in sight.
And barry's karate is really ripe for that type of ridicule.
And barry's karate is really ripe for that type of ridicule.
And Barry's the jolly green jackass.
And Barry's the jolly green jackass.
And be bendy like a Chinese acrobat.
And be bendy like a Chinese acrobat.
And be saved by chattering teeth.
And be saved by chattering teeth.
And billy dee williams in a cape.
And billy dee williams in a cape.
And billy joel can wait. Bye.
And billy joel can wait. Bye.
And blast us out the pod bay doors.
And blast us out the pod bay doors.
And blow on them three times or they'll scald your little mouth,
And blow on them three times or they'll scald your little mouth,
And body butters, and they're infused
And body butters, and they're infused
And bringing us all together.
And bringing us all together.
And buy the first velour clothing you see.
And buy the first velour clothing you see.
And cars that could talk to David Hasselhoff.
And cars that could talk to David Hasselhoff.
And chachi!
And chachi!
And checked out the handbook.
And checked out the handbook.
And cheers! And boobs!
And cheers! And boobs!
And clean your room because it's only 20 minutes away,
And clean your room because it's only 20 minutes away,
And cleaning the house, I had lots of time
And cleaning the house, I had lots of time
And come back here right now!
And come back here right now!
And come show erica's friends whose party it really is.
And come show erica's friends whose party it really is.
And compiled all the most difficult math problems.
And compiled all the most difficult math problems.
And cool gadgets built by data.
And cool gadgets built by data.
And create a whole other level of lies!
And create a whole other level of lies!
And damn it, I will not allow that to happen.
And damn it, I will not allow that to happen.
And didn't care who saw it, until her friends arrived.
And didn't care who saw it, until her friends arrived.
And dip your egg roll in it.
And dip your egg roll in it.
And disposable plastic bags
And disposable plastic bags
And do you know that that resulted in his tragic...
And do you know that that resulted in his tragic...
And don't hit me in the face if you can...
And don't hit me in the face if you can...
And don't need me as much, what do I have?
And don't need me as much, what do I have?
And don't think I'm not confiscating all your candy from you.
And don't think I'm not confiscating all your candy from you.
And don't worry.
And don't worry.
And dreamed of us being as cool and tough as the broad street bullies.
And dreamed of us being as cool and tough as the broad street bullies.
And drops in bags of rice.
And drops in bags of rice.
And eat crack with her friends? No!
And eat crack with her friends? No!
And eight other parent committees.
And eight other parent committees.
And emotional blackmail in her arsenal
And emotional blackmail in her arsenal
And encourage my delicious baby muffin to lie to me!
And encourage my delicious baby muffin to lie to me!
And erica was finally able to embrace her original self.
And erica was finally able to embrace her original self.
And even so, I could hear my dad's voice ringing in my head.
And even so, I could hear my dad's voice ringing in my head.
And even though he had a lot to lose,
And even though he had a lot to lose,
And every day, he'd come home at 5:15,
And every day, he'd come home at 5:15,
And everyone knew it...
And everyone knew it...
And feel free to jazz it up with some head movements.
And feel free to jazz it up with some head movements.
And finally, my overbearing smother, Beverly Goldberg,
And finally, my overbearing smother, Beverly Goldberg,
And finally, she was the crooked cop that just plain lied.
And finally, she was the crooked cop that just plain lied.
And for a brief moment,
And for a brief moment,
And for obvious reasons, emmy mirsky, you'll be mouth.
And for obvious reasons, emmy mirsky, you'll be mouth.
And for the first time, my father actually took my brother's side.
And for the first time, my father actually took my brother's side.
And for the love of all that is holy, be nice to the girl.
And for the love of all that is holy, be nice to the girl.
And forget he ever mentioned the business to you.
And forget he ever mentioned the business to you.
And fraggles, they can't be nurses.
And fraggles, they can't be nurses.
And frankly, you need this.
And frankly, you need this.
And get away from me, dave kim!
And get away from me, dave kim!
And get away with it.
And get away with it.
And give poor barry the win?
And give poor barry the win?
And give thanks... To her.
And give thanks... To her.
And giving her a piece of my mind.
And giving her a piece of my mind.
And go to see rick springfield on Friday night.
And go to see rick springfield on Friday night.
And graphic, senseless violence.
And graphic, senseless violence.
And guess what, it opens Friday at the hiway theater.
And guess what, it opens Friday at the hiway theater.
And gustav, the foreign exchange student.
And gustav, the foreign exchange student.
And have a tush like two scoops of vanilla ice cream.
And have a tush like two scoops of vanilla ice cream.
And have it x rayed for razor blades.
And have it x rayed for razor blades.
And have no idea what she's even talking about.
And have no idea what she's even talking about.
And he does karate
And he does karate
And he drives a way cooler car than drew.
And he drives a way cooler car than drew.
And he drove halfway down the block
And he drove halfway down the block
And he flunked out. Who does that?
And he flunked out. Who does that?
And he got a big toe right in his eye.
And he got a big toe right in his eye.
And he has all these dolphin tattoos
And he has all these dolphin tattoos
And he is literally the most handsome man I've ever seen.
And he is literally the most handsome man I've ever seen.
And he needs them right now.
And he needs them right now.
And he re gifted it to me. All right, do that.
And he re gifted it to me. All right, do that.
And he told me as long as I kept it with me,
And he told me as long as I kept it with me,
And he understands the importance of just trying.
And he understands the importance of just trying.
And he was growing increasingly worried
And he was growing increasingly worried
And he was incredibly sympathetic.
And he was incredibly sympathetic.
And he was just riffin "west side story."
And he was just riffin "west side story."
And he was selling these T shirts that he makes himself.
And he was selling these T shirts that he makes himself.
And he was underappreciated in "Blade Runner."
And he was underappreciated in "Blade Runner."
And he'll smear you against a window.
And he'll smear you against a window.
And he's not a roadie. He had a keg in his van.
And he's not a roadie. He had a keg in his van.
And he's thawed out just in time
And he's thawed out just in time
And here is a little extra money for something sweet.
And here is a little extra money for something sweet.
And his head popped right off
And his head popped right off
And his name is barry norman goldberg.
And his name is barry norman goldberg.
And how is Dad romantic?
And how is Dad romantic?
And I am a good guy, and I will kick your butt!
And I am a good guy, and I will kick your butt!
And I am not going to get behind it!
And I am not going to get behind it!
And I am not leaving until you honor this price.
And I am not leaving until you honor this price.
And I am not letting this amazing opportunity go to waste.
And I am not letting this amazing opportunity go to waste.
And I am protecting him from you.
And I am protecting him from you.
And I appreciate you.
And I appreciate you.
And I beat it in six seconds.
And I beat it in six seconds.
And I believe we should honor it.
And I believe we should honor it.
And I can honestly say there's...
And I can honestly say there's...
And I can't tell you why pirates would build a water slide.
And I can't tell you why pirates would build a water slide.
And I cannot get up.
And I cannot get up.
And I could give a hoot whether or not you like me
And I could give a hoot whether or not you like me
And I decided that penn is a great choice for me.
And I decided that penn is a great choice for me.
And I did what any champion would...
And I did what any champion would...
And I didn't used to just be your dumb kid brother.
And I didn't used to just be your dumb kid brother.
And I didn't want to let him down.
And I didn't want to let him down.
And I don't want you growing up
And I don't want you growing up
And I feel like I'm just having to say goodbye to a little boy
And I feel like I'm just having to say goodbye to a little boy
And I flat out rejected him.
And I flat out rejected him.
And I found a hornet's nest out back.
And I found a hornet's nest out back.
And I found some very questionable things.
And I found some very questionable things.
And I got sucked in, too.
And I got sucked in, too.
And I got to tell you, it's some entertaining stuff.
And I got to tell you, it's some entertaining stuff.
And I got you a slap bracelet.
And I got you a slap bracelet.
And I had finally discovered
And I had finally discovered
And I have a license and no car.
And I have a license and no car.
And I have a second job where I work as a pizza man,
And I have a second job where I work as a pizza man,
And I have failed as a mother.
And I have failed as a mother.
And I have no idea who they are!
And I have no idea who they are!
And I have these identity discs, and you're gonna...
And I have these identity discs, and you're gonna...
And I have to be, 'cause if she ever finds out, she'll kill us both.
And I have to be, 'cause if she ever finds out, she'll kill us both.
And I just did.
And I just did.
And I just really wanted my friends to help me.
And I just really wanted my friends to help me.
And I kinda cried in front of her.
And I kinda cried in front of her.
And I know I returned that movie. Please check again.
And I know I returned that movie. Please check again.
And I know shady.
And I know shady.
And I know we're gonna be great friends.
And I know we're gonna be great friends.
And I love my family.
And I love my family.
And I need him to get me to the man who comptrols america.
And I need him to get me to the man who comptrols america.
And I need to command respect with my giant hair!
And I need to command respect with my giant hair!
And I need Zoe and her sweet, delicate boobs,
And I need Zoe and her sweet, delicate boobs,
And I never go beyond the second minute.
And I never go beyond the second minute.
And I put a sign on the stairs that said "off limits."
And I put a sign on the stairs that said "off limits."
And I say we rage on until the crack of dawn!
And I say we rage on until the crack of dawn!
And I soaked my Lloyd Dobler coat.
And I soaked my Lloyd Dobler coat.
And I spear him with my body.
And I spear him with my body.
And I still have the receipt.
And I still have the receipt.
And I swore I'd never do it to you, but here I am doing it.
And I swore I'd never do it to you, but here I am doing it.
And I think I can help you.
And I think I can help you.
And I think I know what's best for everyone.
And I think I know what's best for everyone.
And I think it's gonna scare the children.
And I think it's gonna scare the children.
And I think of you like a girl.
And I think of you like a girl.

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