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28 Days (2000)

28 Days (2000)

28 Days is a 2000 American comedy-drama film directed by Betty Thomas. Starring Sandra Bullock in the lead role, it tells the story of Gwen Cummings, a New York City writer whose life takes a dramatic turn after a reckless incident during her sister's wedding. The film explores some heavy themes, while also offering a lighthearted and humorous perspective on addiction and recovery.

Sandra Bullock delivers a compelling performance as Gwen Cummings, a talented writer struggling with alcoholism and substance abuse. After ruining her sister's big day with a wild outburst, she finds herself facing a court-ordered 28-day stint in a rehabilitation program. Throughout her journey, Gwen meets a diverse group of fellow patients, including the charismatic Cornell (played by Steve Buscemi), the upbeat Gerhardt (Alan Tudyk), and the rebellious Andrea (Azura Skye).

The film delves into the challenges faced by those battling addiction, highlighting the importance of support, self-discovery, and personal growth. As Gwen navigates the highs and lows of rehab, she begins to confront her demons, question her choices, and ultimately find her own path to recovery. The script, penned by Susannah Grant, strikes a balance between deep emotional exploration and comedic moments, providing an honest and relatable portrayal of addiction and its impact on individuals and their relationships.

The supporting cast of 28 Days is equally impressive, with notable performances from Dominic West as Jasper, Gwen's love interest, and Elizabeth Perkins as her caring and understanding counselor at the rehab facility. The chemistry amongst the ensemble cast helps to bring depth and authenticity to the story, allowing the audience to connect with the characters' struggles and triumphs on a personal level.

The film's soundtrack plays a pivotal role in enhancing the emotional tone and atmosphere of the story. Composed by Richard Gibbs, the music amplifies key moments, capturing the introspective and introspective nature of Gwen's journey. From reflective acoustic tracks to energetic pop-infused tunes, the soundtrack provides a diverse range of sounds that complement the film's narrative arc.

If you are interested in immersing yourself in the emotions and sounds of 28 Days, you can play and download the soundtrack here. Whether you are drawn to powerful ballads that tug at the heartstrings or energetic tracks that inspire a sense of hope and resilience, the film's soundtrack offers a captivating musical experience.

28 Days is a thought-provoking and entertaining film that delves into the complexities of addiction, recovery, and personal transformation. With its talented cast, heartfelt performances, and a memorable soundtrack, this movie has lasting impact. It serves as a reminder that even in the darkest of times, there is always hope, and that true change and growth are possible for those willing to embark on the journey of self-discovery.

A cake store.
A day's just a thing to get through
A jackhammer?
A journal l want you to write in every day.
A little quiet contest?
A show doesn't stay on the air for 1 8 years for being stupid.
A tiny IittIe cIuster of brain tumors.
AA Big Book, some worksheets.
About last night, l really think you should tell somebody.
Absolutely.
Abstaining? lnteresting.
AII the boys and girIs
AIways tomorrow
Alcohol, cocaine, Percodan, heroin, glue?
All anyone wants from rehab's a good coked out star story.
All gone.
All right, come on.
All right, everybody. Now, circle up.
All right, look, Cornell, just give me a pill...
All right, Mr. Ed, just pick up your stupid foot.
All right, then.
All right!
All right.
All right. l got no problem getting out of here. l'll do this.
All right. Okay, well, that's a good start.
All you've done since you got here is sit around while the rest of us work.
An electrical thingy. And just, explosion
An eyelash curler.
And arms
And as I'm Iying there, wondering what happens next...
And ask for help. lt's always there.
And be alone, and, you know, in a room without....
And believe me, l'll know if you're using.
And everybody does.
And he aIways had Some mighty fine wine
And he aIways had Some mighty fine wine
And he's from Oklahoma.
And I did this day after day after night after night.
And I just can't stop thinking, you see
And it said:
And it's really sort of helped me stay sober...
And it's up to somebody else.
And l don't have a brother. But l have sisters.
And l feel that....
And l guess...
And l warned you about them. Pack your bags by morning.
And l'd get that feeling.
And l'm, you know, a patron of the arts, and diseases and cures and stuff.
And Lily is very, very grown up.
And make sweet Iove to you
And maybe you don't know that...
And my mother died when l was little too.
And my rule of thumb is, when you get home, get yourself a plant.
And now...
And others do it by getting wasted.
And she walks around...
And sometimes you have to go on one part of the fork...
And that includes us.
And that's the most important thing.
And then l would tell myself:
And then one night something happened.
And then something would happen.
And they're like....
And we can have a totally different life. All right?
And what you'll think. You'll just
And when that happened, how did you feel?
And you aII know what that feeIing is.
And you don't see me using that...
And you know that if anyone had a cIue...
And you know, people make mistakes.
And you think, ''Damn. l gotta get that little ball in there?''
And you're not with me.
And you're over here jumping to the huge serving fork...
And, boy, I did it.
Andrea D., mail pickup at the Parker cabin, main room.
Andrea, does the phrase ''in confidence'' mean anything?
Andrea, this is Gwen.
Andrea's ''one more time'' was what killed her.
Anonymous strangers thinking l'm bad news, that's not funny.
Another time. lt's all right.
Anything else?
Anyway, l guess one night while he was scraping that tube to his stomach...
Are we all fixed now?
Are you aII right?
Are you coming?
Are you dense? Did your mom drop you on your head?
At rehab.
At the reception, she gets up...
Attention aII patients. Tonight's Iecture:
B minus.
Be specific, Traci. What was fun?
Be very, very quiet.
Be very, very quiet. l'm hiding.
Beat you.
Because I knew that they couIdn't be haIf as bad as not using.
Because if you're not having fun....
Because l don't feel like talking about it.
Because l've heard so many people here say, ''l just want to use one more time.''
Because no way should she be here.
Because she can't sit still, you know?
Because they cover it up.
Because what kind of person just jumps out of a window, you know?
Because when you let go of the ball...
Becomes the head.
Been here long?
Better. But you nutted the batter...
Betty, where's the love?
Betty, you gotta get me a new roommate. He stinks.
Bitch.
Bus is here.
But at Ieast dreams end
But Darian didn't know that when she found out about the gambling.
But I heIped him drink his wine
But I heIped him drink his wine
But it wasn't. lt was a 4 year old lawn jockey.
But it's just that, you know, if l'm gonna really
But just because somebody proposes, that don't mean you have to say yes.
But l do know that he is dangerous for you.
But l don't have a problem. l don't have health problems.
But there's always a fork in the road at some point.
But you needed it. Didn't you?
But, dear God, the tiny clusters of tumors in my brain.
Bye, Jasper.
Bye.
Cake store. Cake store. Cake store.
Can I Go Home Now?''
Can l have the key to the men's room?
Can l help you?
Can we talk about something else?
Can you get stuff, or is it, like...?
Can you go a little faster, please?
Can't believe this is the advice l'm getting.
Can't force it.
Care to weigh in?
CAs and NAs meet tomorrow...
Celebrate with us. We got a monster table going in the back.
Charm Blossom, this really isn't necessary.
Chocolate. Heroin addict.
Cirrhosis is the ninth leading cause of death in the United States...
Cocaine.
CoDA starts at 8 p.m. in B.
Coke and sex.
Collected money for the poor little homeless children at the church bazaar.
Come here a second.
Come here.
Come here.
Come on, baby. We all want that.
Come on, come on, come on.
Come on!
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on.
Come on. Give me a couple. l'll pick one.
Cornell Shaw for Clancy, please.
Couldn't stink more if he were dead.
Custody of my kids.
Dad, we need a napkin or something.
Daniel, wow.
Darian, it Iooks Iike I may be carrying FaIcon's chiId.
Darian, your lover...
Darian? Darian?
Decaf.
Deirdre, darling, l have some bad news.
Did you think it was a pretty wedding? l did.
Did you water it?
Do l know these people?
Do me that one courtesy, because l'm not that, either.
Do people actually get stuff here, or is it...?
Do something!
Do what?
Do you always use insight to disarm your new recruits?
Do you have plans for dinner?
Do you know what's missing?
Do you want them?
Doesn't it hurt?
Don't be a jerk.
Don't call me ''pal.''
Don't drink, go to meetings, find a sponsor, ask for help.
Don't drink, go to meetings, find a sponsor, ask for help.
Don't ever be someone's slogan, because you are poetry.
Don't forget tonight's Iecture at 8:30:
Don't grab it, don't grab it. Look at it, look at it.
Don't let them tell you there's something wrong with you! You're fine!
Don't miss tonight's Iecture: ''Is God An AIcohoIic?''
Don't worry about Daniel.
Don't worry about Darian. I tucked her into bed hours ago.
Don't worry. l'll replace it.
Dreams might be pretend
Drugs, women. l mean, just leap before you think.
Drunk men stagger, drunk men faII Drunk men swear and that's not aII
Eddie Boone, checking in.
Eddie, where's your car, man? l bet it's really cool!
Eddie, you surprise me.
Elaine, look.
Elizabeth Taylor, weeping in group about how she never felt beautiful.
Evelyn. Don't you recognize the hat?
Even a pain in the ass needs...
Even when she was a mess, you know, the world noticed her.
Everybody hurts everybody. lt's the human condition!
Everyone l've told has laughed really hard.
Everyone was losing their minds.
Everything else.
Everything has to be different.
Excellent idea.
Excellent work. Really excellent work.
Excellent work. That was really good sharing. l really enjoyed that.
Except for the Vickodin, which will be flushed.
Excuse me, sir.
Excuse me?
Excuse me. Talking.
Fair enough. We done?
Family sessions.
Fast and alive. Alive, all right?
Find a cab! Taxi!
Fire!
Folks, the definition of insanity...
For 28 boring days
For driving drunk, hitting a lawn jockey that could've been a 4 year old child?
For it won't be Iong
For those of you who are new tonight...
For you.
Forget that, Mr. Rogers, you 1 2 stepping geek.
Forget what my sign says!
From Santa Cruz.
Generally, people come to rehab not to get loaded.
Gerhardt?
Get a room.
Get an ambuIance. He has meIigioma astrocytroma.
Get away from these freaky people.
Get back in your rooms!
Get out of here! Get out of here!
Get up, get up, get up!
Get your own.
Get your thumb out of that.
Give it to her.
Give us a couple of minutes. We'll be over.
Go back in your rooms!
Go. Go.
God, grant me the serenity...
God, it's so hard.
God, l love afternoons like this.
God, l miss that.
Goober. Are you not talking to me right now?
Good morning!
Good night, Eddie.
Good night.
Good night.
Good night.
Good sharing, everybody.
Good use of feeling words and all that. Give me more.
Good.
Grant me the serenity to...
Great idea. Spread your negativity even further.
Great.
Great. Another thing l suck at.
Guess what.
Guys, this is the soap opera that l watch.
Guys, we gotta get home. Say goodbye now.
Guzzling Gwen!
Guzzling Gwen.
Gwen C., l'm Betty. Follow me.
Gwen, did you get a sign? ''Confront me if l don't ask for help.''
Gwen, don't be a slut. Back off, pal.
Gwen, just listening. Everybody, feeling words.
Gwen, l'll ruin it.
Gwen, what is it?
Gwen, you never mean anything.
Gwen.
Gwennie?
Hand them over. l know people, admit that.
Hang on, l don't know about that.
Happy traiIs to you
Have a drink. Have 20 drinks.
Have a great season, Eddie.
Have it on a roll.
Haven't you ever seen a trach scar before?
He brought champagne?
He doesn't know a thing about me! Neither do you all!
He doesn't understand what l'm doing here.
He had this thing where he'd pump his stomach so he wouldn't get a hangover.
He lost his license after he killed that patient, but....
He makes a hell of a lot of money.
He was addicted to gambling...
He'll get over it. Falcon will be back, better than ever.
He'll just respond to how you feel. And your job is to clean his hoof.
He's a patient here.
He's having brain clusters.
He's just self conscious about his neck because he did it to himself.
He's very sick.
Hello, everybody. My name's Gwen.
Hello, Gwen.
Hello, wake up!
Here we go.
Here, give me that.
Here, have some cheese.
Here's five dollars. l don't plan on cleaning all week.
Hey, an intellectual.
Hey, And?
Hey, Andrea.
Hey, Daniel.
Hey, Falcon.
Hey, Gary, can l bum a cig?
Hey, Gwen C.!
Hey, hey, what do you know?
Hey, hey, what do you say?
Hey, lady! Hey, lady, what are you doing?
Hey, listen.
Hey, Marty.
Hi, Cornell.
Hi, everybody.
Hi, my name is CorneII.
Hi, my name is CorneII.
Hi.
His beverage be the worst of whiskey Finest wine
Hold it like an egg.
Hold on, hold on.
Hold on. You really talked to her?
Honey, wake up.
How and when can we do that? Not how, just when?
How do you do, Eddie from Oklahoma? l'm Jasper.
How do you know what l have to do? Have you ever left rehab?
How do you think it made me feel?
How does it work? l mean, how can you get stuff?
How l always felt around you?
How you doing?
Hurry up!
I didn't care about the consequences.
I don't know.
I don't know.
I drank, and I snorted...
I Iove you.
I never understood A singIe word he said
I never understood A singIe word he said
I shouId've picked that rehab in the city.
I woke up on a sidewaIk.
I woke up.
I'd rather be dreaming than Iiving
I'd throw away the cars And the bras and the war
I'II be your friend
I'II heIp you carry on
I'II teII you what I'd do
If I had known he was gonna save your Iife just to join it with his...
If I were the king of the worId
If we're together
If you're broke bum or rich rake His dinner be it bread or cake
It'II be over in a minute.
It's chances, not choices
It's just another tiny cIuster.
It's okay for you. You do that mound of cocaine.
It's your daughter, Darian, Deirdre.
Jasper, do you ever shut up?
Jasper, see if you can dig up some Vicodin.
Jasper, this is...
Jasper. What are you doing here?
Jeremiah was a buIIfrog
Jeremiah was a buIIfrog
Jeremiah was a buIIfrog
Joy to the fishes In the deep bIue sea
Joy to the worId
Joy to you and me
Just give it to her.
Just goodbye.
Just improvising. Go with it.
Just sing a song And bring the sunny....
Just slap her real hard and she'll wake up.
Just so you know, l wasn't...
Just take it easy and keep it simple.
Keep smiIing untiI then
L always do that. l always do that.
L am a drug addict, alcoholic, compulsive gambler/liar.
L am a pain in the ass.
L am having a bad day!
L am having the worst damn day of my whole damn life!
L am leaving. Might as well get ready.
L am so sorry.
L am so tired by the way you people talk.
L bet you can't sit still and be quiet for one minute.
L brought it thinking, wrongly, this might be a romantic moment.
L can control the little things.
L can make this decision on my own, okay? l don't need your help.
L can!
L can.
L can.
L can't breathe.
L could use your medical expertise, if you got a second.
L did my hair.
L did not kill it.
L didn't do that.
L didn't...
L don't even belong in here.
L don't even think he likes me.
L don't feel fine these days either, and l think that's because we're apart.
L don't feel fine.
L don't feel niceness coming from you.
L don't feel that you are giving person.
L don't know him.
L don't know how much money l have in my account...
L don't know how to explain.
L don't know if he's just eating beef...
L don't know what this is! Get somebody!
L don't know what you mean.
L don't know.
L don't know. l mean.... ''Well, how did he ask?''
L don't know. l'm just trying to make my outsides match my insides, l guess.
L don't know. Maybe there is something wrong with me.
L don't know. Maybe.
L don't know. Might have to. l mean, you gotta quit sometime.
L don't know. The mating habits of African ants. l don't know.
L don't know. When l went back home...
L don't know. You tell me.
L don't know....
L don't like what's happening here.
L don't mean to bother you, but....
L don't need any more stories. l have enough stories. l would like a life.
L don't need the Romper Room bullshit. l need....
L don't need this.
L don't normally do that, but you were great.
L don't plan on discussing it with him.
L don't really remember any.
L don't think of it as a garnish.
L don't think you are giving.
L don't want to die.
L don't want to leave Oh, God!
L don't want to, l just....
L drew a sketch of it and put it on my refrigerator.
L feel sorry for all the plants in here.
L get to go home?
L got a little drunk on the plane.
L got a second.
L got an eyelash. Make a wish.
L got riled up.
L guess he knew how, because, you know, he's a doctor. Or was.
L guess l drink.
L guess that explains it, then. Gum?
L had no idea where l was. l couldn't have told you the city l was in.
L hate that mother.
L have a life.
L have a question.
L have an idea.
L have an idea.
L have no idea.
L have to go.
L have to pick one?
L hope you like it.
L just need help!
L just told you some stuff that's....
L killed the plant.
L killed the plant.
L knew we'd find you two together.
L know better than anyone how important it is who you marry.
L know he's not perfect, but he's the one that'll show up on my birthday...
L know my life is empty, okay?
L know people's perceptions of girls who screw other girls' boyfriends.
L know what the world's perception is on somebody who goes into a bar...
L know what this is! l can't believe you watch this!
L know where l want to go. This place in the city
L like spider plants, but whatever turns you on.
L like you, bon voyage, but l'm not kissing Gerhardt.
L love her.
L love you.
L mean, it's just an incredible show. l saw it the first time...
L mean, not physically, because l don't have the curly hair.
L mean, she shows up drunk...
L mean, who would've told you, you know? Not me.
L meant what l said.
L meant, why aren't you at your parents' house?
L need some paper, some pens.
L never asked for help, so....
L only bring that up because...
L only had, like, five pieces.
L only work every fifth day. What else do l do with my time?
L play Ultimate Frisbee two times a week.
L realized, what with them being completely senile...
L said no. l don't want to talk about it. Just drop it.
L should direct this.
L should have helped you with your homework.
L should have walked you home after school.
L suppose l have to do this.
L think the vicar must have spiked the Kool Aid.
L think, l know that if l go to jail...
L think, yeah.
L tried to track down some roasted asshole, but....
L understand. Marry a cute girl, move to the suburbs...
L waited all day for her.
L want you to talk to Gwen, and be specific.
L want you to throw it over here nice and easy.
L wanted to talk to you about last night.
L was hoping l'd find you here.
L was looking for you. Successfully, as it turns out.
L was talking to it, telling it stories.
L wasn't gonna keep her.
L wrote this for Andrea's going away, and that is for you.
L'd like to begin with how l feel. And that's...
L'll be fine. l know what to do.
L'll be right back.
L'll buy a goldfish, and we'll be like normal people.
L'll buy running shoes.
L'll have the bread. Just break it open for me, will you?
L'll leave you guys to it, then.
L'm a drunk. Drunks forget everything. You know?
L'm a winner.
L'm a writer, and that's what l do, we drink.
L'm an alcoholic and an addict. But l guess you already know that.
L'm cooking here, okay? l've got people coming over.
L'm crossing the lobby yesterday, she looks at me and says:
L'm giving you an F for daily inspection and fining you a dollar.
L'm going home.
L'm just curious.
L'm just gonna be straight with you. Your mother has passed.
L'm not 22 anymore.
L'm not expecting anything.
L'm not like those people. l can control myself.
L'm not referring you to a treatment facility.
L'm not taking this as lightly as l used to.
L'm not your pal. And don't treat me like an idiot.
L'm okay. lt's okay. l'm okay.
L'm pissed!
L'm sorry l make it so impossible to love me.
L'm sorry.
L'm sorry.
L'm sorry. l'm sorry.
L'm sorry. That's right. You sang ''Lean On Me'' a few times.
L'm sticking to the format. l'm just trying to give you a picture here.
L'm talking about last night.
L'm thinking booze.
L'm trying to change things in me.
L'm trying to explain here, okay? l mean, you asked me, so l'm just....
L'm trying!
L'm yours.
L've been thinking about us. l can change if you want me to.
L've got something....
Lady, if l knew the name, l wouldn't have called you, okay?
Lately l've been lying awake at night...
Lean on me
Leave the horse alone.
Let me get a look at it from over there.
Let me get a look at it from over there.
Let me guess. You need money.
Let me in.
Let yourself go.
Let's all hold hands.
Let's go, team! lt's all about trust today.
Let's put some ice on it.
Let's take a look at the first slide.
Letting that switch in the head turn the hot light off and the cool light on.
Lf l can't be with you, l would rather be dead.
Lf l can't be without
Lf l wanted to, l could. lf that's what l wanted. l could.
Lf that'll make you happy, l will stop drinking.
Lf you can't handle that, if you....
Lf you could do that, that would be great.
Lf you want to decide that...
Lf you're just saying that because that's your excuse...
Lf you're serious about getting sober, your love partner would know.
Lf your counselor catches you using, you can get kicked out.
Like a dog, a drunk wiII CrawI around on aII fours
Like chiIdren curIed up Drunk men sIeep
Like Mrs. Lefkowitz from downstairs. Remember?
Like one?
Like that.
Like the stuff you did to get you in here was real brain food.
Like widowed women, drunk men weep
Lil, look, l bet this one's really fast.
Lily, wait for me.
Lining up the mail like a bar graph to show the fullness of our lives.
Listen, about that jail thing...
Listen, all right?
Listen, l'm sorry l said that. You're not dense.
Listen, rest. Alternate heat and cold.
Listen.
Living's just too hard to do
Living's just too hard to do
Ln fact, l've got more brain cells...
Ln honor of Andrea's departure...
Lndulge? What? You think l like this?
Lnstant gratification has worked so well for you in the past.
Lonely.
Look at him walk away! Run away! Run away!
Look, l messed up.
Look, they make you.... They're having a family week.
Looks like your mail's more fun than mine.
Loose. Easy. All right?
Love, Gwennie.
Loving this.
Ls he a drunk?
Ls that available stitched on a pillow?
Ls that right? August 4th?
Ls there a key to the ladies' room? Thank you.
Ls this what we're doing now?
Ls this yours or mine?
Lt could be worse. Could be prison.
Lt feels better.
Lt happens.
Lt is not possible.
Lt is. You know what? l think they're right.
Lt looks like somewhere out in the middle of nowhere.
Lt says in the script that we kiss.
Lt was an unbelievable episode. l wish you'd seen it.
Lt was lunchtime, and he brought a picnic...
Lt was more complicated for them.
Lt was nothing. Just don't worry about it.
Lt was sick or something. l gave it everything.
Lt wasn't a problem...
Lt works if you work it. lt's worth it!
Lt'll be tender and swollen for a while.
Lt'll take me a day to arrange your transfer.
Lt's ''Vicodin.''
Lt's a miracle! Oh, you know what?
Lt's a the****utic tool. You leave me no choice.
Lt's a tracheostomy. lt's not a growth.
Lt's called Equine Therapy.
Lt's character revealing. The way we approach the horse...
Lt's important that l did not kill this plant. Do you understand?
Lt's important. You need to understand this.
Lt's just a table, stupid. Leave it alone.
Lt's just like Darian and Falcon.
Lt's just something l do sometimes.
Lt's me.
Lt's not a deformity. lt's a scar. So you can stop staring at it.
Lt's not a very cool guy to bring you booze in rehab.
Lt's not funny!
Lt's not possible.
Lt's of me and Traci home late at night, and Mom's not there.
Lt's okay if you are.
Lt's okay. lt's okay.
Lt's okay. You still have your dog.
Lt's pretty easy.
Lt's the engine that kills you, not the caboose.
Mail call.
Make love, not war.
Man! Not again.
May we present Mr. and Mrs. Andrew Topton?
Maybe it's more than a tiny cIuster.
Maybe l like mess.
Meant to be symbolic of my behavior last time we saw each other.
Melagioma nestrocytroma.
Mom, Dr. Griffin, what are you doing here?
Mom, everything's okay.
Mom, wake up.
Mom?
More than fine.
My agent. He's trying to psych me up.
My best friend in the whole world.
My car?
My foreskin back.
My God, she's alive. Gwennie's back in action.
My God! Where did you get this?
My head was pounding...
My problem is, my father just happened to watch DateIine...
My sister's gonna kill me.
Never. Not one single day. Now, that's the story they want.
Nice to meet you.
Ninety meetings in ninety days.
No bread. l'm getting fat.
No calls, except during posted phone time and only for 1 0 minutes.
No cell phones.
No drugs!
No fraternization. That's romance and/or sex between patients.
No matter where I may roam
No more ending up naked with some girl l don't know.
No one asked me before they took it.
No way should you be here!
No, but l
No, Falcon's leaving the show.
No, it's just
No, l'll hold.
No, l'm making it up.
No, l'm not. Because l don't belong in jail.
No, she just hates me. l make her embarrassed.
No, there's an entire world of people who do everything right.
No!
No? And how would you know, faggot?
No.
No.
No. And l mean, no.''
No. l'd pay very good money not to hear what she has to say.
No. l'm proposing to you now. You happen to be here.
No. lt's a sled.
No. What l hate is being without you.
Nobody gets hurt collecting coins.
Noises, not voices
Nope.
Not because l don't want to go, but....
Not yet...
Not you. l mean....
Nothing personal, l just made myself a promise:
Nothing.
Nothing. You don't know a goddamn thing about me, you know that?
Odds wise.
Of course not. You're in DeIiverance country surrounded by sober freaks.
Of course you did.
Oh, and we chant here. Don't be put off by it.
Oh, come on, Gwennie.
Oh, come on.
Oh, Falcon. l am so afraid.
Oh, Falcon...
Oh, for next season?
Oh, glass. ln case l slit my wrists. l get it.
Oh, God, I'm sorry.
Oh, God, it's a fire!
Oh, God, l could care less.
Oh, God, my hands. They just keep doing that. That's not normal.
Oh, God, the tiny little clusters of tumors in his brain!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God!
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God.
Oh, God. Oh, God, it's Saturday. Get up! Get up!
Oh, Jesus.
Oh, my God, it's a joke!
Oh, my God, l love you so much.
Oh, my God, what did we do last night?
Oh, my God!
Oh, my God! Look at my package.
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. Betty has locked her drawers.
Oh, my Lord. You gotta be kidding me.
Oh, sorry.
Oh, that's worse?
Okay, but seeing as you're all addicts...
Okay, everybody.
Okay, go.
Okay, go. Go, go.
Okay, good. Thank you.
Okay, here we go.
Okay, hold on. Let me look.
Okay, pissed. Why?
Okay, Traci. l want you to tell your mom:
Okay, we're not gonna go anywhere, all right?
On Iand or sea or foam
On Saturday? He should be castrated.
Once we all leave, we have needs that are going to need to be filled...
One night last year, at dinner, l threw up all over my glazed ham.
One Sunday morning, he walks in on me and his wife in bed.
Or just down the back part of the fork while you go forward.
Or nothing would happen.
Or scenario 2:
Or they got a salad fork and you have a big dinner fork...
Packing.
Painkillers.
Parker House people, this is Gwen. Gwen, this is everybody.
Pay our bills, floss our teeth.
People are born.
People chant.
People don't like people like that. l don't like people like that.
People in recovery want to know when's a good time to start dating.
People make mistakes, you know?
Pick one incident.
Pills and booze have got to go!
Please, l can't get kicked out again.
Please.
Plus, you know, maybe a more normal life...
Point at me with your left hand.
Possibly crank it up a little? Liven everything up.
Pretty good show once you get to know everybody in it.
Puke, it stinks, and so it seems That drunkards go to great extremes
Quite often they wiII urinate outdoors
Read the sign.
Really late. Like, 45 minutes.
Really?
Right now!
Right there. That is a strike in any country.
Right. To care less.
Sad, I guess.
Safe?
Santa Cruz. lt's my soap.
Saturday.
Scared.
Scenario 1 : We let Eddie head off to the showers...
See, l figured we could see it through.
See, l thought you might be lonely.
Settle down, buddy!
Settle her in.
Seventeen.
She didn't kill herself.
She doesn't hate you. l'll get someone.
She had actually been impregnated by her brother...
She has absolutely no sense of humor, but she's really good at telling time.
She overdosed.
She probably had to work or something like that.
She said:
She says, ''Hey, l'm not getting any younger.
She used.
She was also hospitalized, and it was like l was staring at myself.
She wasn't staring, Daniel.
Shit!
Should l go to another group?
Shouldn't you be doing something now?
Show me the way to go home
Shut up!
Singing joy to the worId
Sir, l can't replace the plant just because you killed it.
Sit down.
Small.
Smile!
So did I.
So do l.
So if it is not too much to ask of you people...
So in a way...
So it's not moonlight in Maui.
So it's really sort of...
So just think Meryl Streep.
So l'll marry the little sucker.''
So let me get this straight.
So let's finish up today with a prayer, all right?
So my therapist today is a very large, smelly beast of burden.
So pay up.
So remember, God never dumps more on us than we can handle.
So take these.
So that's what she did.
So to speak, nothing. l don't want them.
So what's the deal? l'm out?
So what's wrong with your balls? So to speak.
So when he said...
So who sent you all those balls?
Sober is the only way!
Sobriety.
Some feeling words in there, or...?
Some people do it by having kids or making money or coin collecting.
Some people prefer it to the Serenity Prayer.
Somebody sent you a cute little monkey.
Somebody, help! Oh, God!
Somebody! Somebody! Come!
Sometimes l like to read. You know, literature? Stuff like that.
Sometimes l'd be walking with my friends, and l'd see you...
Sometimes you gotta kiss ass before you can kick it.
Sorry, but we're fresh out.
Statistically, only three out of 1 0 of us will.
Stay clean and sober, as they say in the program.
Step in, you breathe.
Sure.
Take care, sweetie.
Take on the day. Go ahead.
Tear it in half.
Tell her.
Tell her.
Tell me one of yours.
Tell you what.
Tell your mom about the drawing, Darnell.
Tell your mom how that makes you feel when she's not there.
Ten people die, but 500 people have an amazing time...
Tennessee doesn't lie and manipulate.
Than what?
Thank God for bar cars.
Thank God, boy
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thank you.
Thanks.
Thanks.
That amazing gravitational force.
That guy, Jasper.
That here but not here iIIusion wiII be...
That judge totally screwed me.
That l don't have a dry vodka martini with two olives in a chilled glass.
That leaves only me in favor of calling a spade a spade.
That was a nice moment. Where you going?
That was fun.
That was really embarrassing.
That's a clear vote for scenario 1 . How about you, Eddie from Oklahoma?
That's a noble goal, and l wish you the very best of luck with it.
That's a tautology. Something is what it is because it is what it is.
That's fine if this is all a big joke, but in here we have rules.
That's good.
That's it.
That's not what happened.
That's not what your sign says.
That's right. There's a rule. No using. You broke it.
That's the last thing that you need around here.
That's the whole point.
That's what happens....
That's what l spend my money on. So l like to have a little bit of fun.
That's what l was offering.
That's why l didn't want to rehash...
The alive part is incredibly important in this case.
The dessert fork or, like, one of those, you know...
The gestapo found my first batch.
The hoof's looking pretty good.
The ocean is blue because it reflects the sky.
The only person who dies, should really die, is old women.
The only thing l ever told you was...
The point of the game is to minimize the pain caused by that equation.
The sky is blue because it reflects the ocean.
The strike zone, the call...
The striped thing.
The stupidest cheesy song ever.
The usual.
Then l thought, ''Well, maybe nobody noticed.''
Then you try and slip them into the cracks like that.
Then you'll have to say no.
Then, in about a year, get a pet. And then, if, in say...
There is yet to be A perfectIy straight Iine
There isn't a lot l can do about it now, except to say l'm sorry.
There she is. Hello, darling. How are you?
There was a water main break and the train got stuck in Rye.
There was this girl on the show, Darian.
There's 20 minutes left till curfew. Let's get ice cream.
There's a ladies' room right over there.
There's a time when you can share...
There's my excuse. l'm late because my tits caught on fire.
There's no caffeine. lt's mood altering.
There's no point in making this room all homey...
There's nothing...
There's something wrong with my hands.
These things will be returned to you when you check out.
They can schedule it around what's good for you. So....
They have a limited time to think life is dandy, but then...
They just took it.
They just want to say welcome home. Come on.
They live right, they don't drink, they don't do drugs.
They make you ask somebody, so it's either you or Aunt Helen.
They only let us watch TV at night, so l've missed the last two weeks.
They think l'm chanting, they have a whole 'nother thing coming.
They want a scandal. They want to take home a story.
They were actually half brother, half sister.
They work with us for a few days, teach us how to talk to each other...
They wouId say, ''Oh, jeez, I didn't know. Here.
They'll take me to Psychiatric!
They're not happy. No adult human being is happy.
They're not. You're just in a rut. lt happens to everyone.
They're out of ginger snaps.
They're Reds.
They're stuck on a piece of food that they....
They're waiting.
Think about Gwen's behavior at your wedding...
Think about those little things and only those little things....
Think Cry in the Dark. Remember?
Think of something else.
This could be your liver right now.
This is a party. Let's have some fun with it, for God's sake.
This is a ring.
This is a way to die.''
This is Eddie.
This is HeIga. What city?
This is how one gets sober?
This is not a test about you and how you act in relationships.
This is perfect.
This is so not how l saw this whole thing playing out!
This is tasting like cherry brandy because l haven't got her gift.
This isn't the last lousy day you'll have here.
This morning. l found my counselor, and l told her...
This straighten up and fly right thing. This....
This time, shut your eyes.
This way.
This whole thing had happened with her.
This? l honest to God don't know.
This.
This'II onIy be for a whiIe untiI we figure out something more permanent.
Those are just things you've done. Not who you are.
Those nights that he was out with her...
Those people are addicts. They need cigarettes like they need air.
Thought's a smaII comfort to me
Throw it where you're pointing at.
TiII I'm gonna need somebody
To Lily and her little sucker.
Together, we're better!
Tonight's Iecture: ''Are You A BIackout Drunk, Or Don't You Remember?.''
Tonight's Iecture: ''I've Worked AII 1 2 Steps.
Too late.
True, but l have been a part of some very emotional sing outs
Try again. Heads up. l want you to do it again.
Try these.
Turkey.
Two, three days at a time is an option?
Until you do, do not tell me to give up the one person that matters to me!
Wait a minute, let's try to use a feeling word.
Wait a minute!
Wait for me!
Wait.
Wait...
Want to give me one of those?
Was a good friend of mine
Was a good friend of mine
Was it sunset? Sunset by the lake is very romantic.
Wasn't it pretty?
Watch the phone.
Way to share, Gerhardt. Way to share.
We all know that grownups have to make compromises.
We are way late!
We as a community have all been deeply affected by our loss.
We carry our own bags here. This isn't the Sheraton.
We carry our own bags here. This isn't the Sheraton.
We carry our own bags here. This isn't the Sheraton.
We could acknowledge the awkward situation we're in.
We didn't drink it. l threw it overboard.
We don't know the whole story. We ought to hear her side...
We don't really have to climb this thing, do we?
We feII off the wagon You shouId have heard the thud
We got us a higher power!
We gotta try to match our insides with our outsides. Be real.
We grew up playing ball, hunting and fishing.
We have an emergency. Send an ambulance.
We have to go.
We have to. lt's very serious.
We used to make those here. They're real easy.
We were up in heaven Now we're in the mud
We won't set fire to the apartment anymore.
We'll just go in the back, have a soda water, and then go.
We'll take up yoga or jogging. We'll be organized.
We're better together!
We're better together! No drugs!
We're gonna come back to this. l'm gonna be back.
We're in each other's lives, okay?
We're in the middle of something now.
We're totally in sync.
We've come to teII you something about FaIcon.
We've gotten off track here. Lily.
Well, for there to be a next season.
Well, hold on. Gwen, hey.
Well, it's really nice to see you.
Well, l hope he makes it.
Well, l know which ''me'' it is. What is it?
Well, l try not to run with the pack.
Well, l'm not a fan of all soap operas. Just Santa Cruz.
Well, so were you.
Well, thank you very much.
Well, what?
Well, when you play games with us and do puzzles.
Well, with me.
Well, you know, it might sound funny to you, but that's all wrong.
Well, you know, my father left too.
What a perfect opportunity to thank him for curing your cancer.
What am l gonna tell my sister?
What are you doing here? lt's so good to see you!
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you doing?
What are you saying? What? You were...
What are you talking about?
What are you talking about?
What are you, like, 1 2 or something?
What did you do? Your hands are so cold.
What do you know about me?
What do you mean? You gotta have cigarettes.
What do you want to bet that chiId...
What does it look like?
What else have you gotta do? Check his teeth?
What happened?
What happened?
What happened?
What is it?
What kind of help you looking for exactly?
What the heII is he doing here?
What will we do?
What, are you proposing?
What?
What?
What?
What?
What? Come on.
What? l paid you a shitload of money. l am not doing any chores.
What? lt's for my back pain.
What'd you get?
What'll l do with that? Stab myself? Curl my tongue to death?
What's the deal here if somebody was looking for something...
What's the frigging point?!
What's the matter with you?
What's the matter?
What's the worst thing you did when you were messed up?
What's your drug of choice?
Whatever happened to our fun and friendly sister rapport?
Whatever you need to do to feeI...
Whatever. l'm sorry. There's nothing l can do.
When did this happen?
When they find l've taken you out of the hospital...
When you do drugs, you don't do any fun stuff like you used to.
When you lock in on the strike zone...
When you think about it, Helen Keller was pretty perceptive.
When you threw the ball, what were you thinking about?
When you....
When your skin is screaming...
Where am l going, then?
Where are you going?
Where would we get married? McSorley's Pub?
While you're going through my stuff, let's see...
Who are you talking to?
Who are you?
Who cares about the cIouds
Who the hell do you have to know to get a drink around here?
Who you are is just fine.
Who's gonna be first? Gwen?
Why did you ?
Why do you want me, Jasper? l am such a mess.
Why don't we go in the other room?
Why not? Make a good story.
Why? So l can recount the last 1 5 disgusting years to humiliate myself?
Why? You thinking about retiring?
With you.
Women....
Worried.
Yay, God!
Yeah, but no one wants pretty anymore from a wedding.
Yeah, but....
Yeah, it does, doesn't it?
Yeah, l am.
Yeah, l know, l know.
Yeah, Lily, how does it make you feel?
Yeah, maybe.
Yeah, well, l'm happy for you.
Yeah.
Yeah. But it's not that simple.
Yeah. Nice to meet you.
Yep.
Yep.
Yes, Bedford.
Yes. Come to Papa.
Yesterday. On the lake.
You all right, darling?
You always do what?
You always this charming?
You always use humor to deflect things when you're uneasy?
You can aIways hear me Singing this song
You can control your stance, your balance...
You can keep your drugs and your whiskey sours.
You can't bring a girl into treatment with you, Eddie.
You can't mess with l'm never gonna get laid.
You can't still be mad at me.
You don't have a say in what happens. That's somebody else's job.
You don't have to do this.
You don't honestly think l'm going to jail, do you?
You don't live my shitty life.
You don't remember last night?
You don't want to do this on your own, do you?
You expect us to be glad that they let you stay?
You get caught using, you risk getting kicked out.
You get to wear lipstick.
You girls are a lot of fun.
You going down?
You got better things to do with your time?
You got the wrong idea here, pal.
You gotta think about the little things. The things you can control.
You hate normal people.
You have that.
You have this...
You just take one of these.
You know what the worst one was? For me?
You know what?
You know what?
You know what? That's more than enough, thank you.
You know you're screwed.
You know, a person should be able to just be alone, right?
You know, human beings should be able to just breathe.
You know, if you really try...
You know, it's that Mom thing.
You know, this is just....
You know, yeah, l know l drink a lot.
You know, your carpet is filthy.
You know? l mean....
You make it impossible for me not to love you.
You make it impossible to love you.
You missed a damn fine show. All your favorite characters were there.
You must know about leaving rehab better than anyone.
You must not be committed to your recovery.
You never hear of being ****d with a plunger in rehab.
You never live that one down.
You never said not to tell.
You obviously don't care. And that's one thing l do, is care.
You pitched a no hitter against the Braves on August 4th.
You poor baby. l know, l'll get you home, darling.
You poor thing! What are they doing to you?
You reach down, pinch the tendon...
You ruined my wedding.
You screw up, and then l'm supposed to drop everything in my life?
You see, the way l see it, Gwennie, we've got two options here.
You take a string, tie it around the toes.
You think that your memory of that day is somehow better than mine?
You too good for me?
You want me to come there?
You want to do it later?
You want to know how l feel?
You were really lucky you didn't break anything.
You were so little.
You were thinking about hitting the mattress.
You'll have to live with the pain, because l can't give you anything.
You're a doctor. That's the way it's supposed to be.
You're a natural.
You're a real individual.
You're about as perceptive as Helen Keller.
You're great. And....
You're late!
You're mine.
You're not one of them paternity suit kind of gals
You're not supposed to have Mummy's Little Helper, either.
You're responsible for keeping it clean.
You're the only person who does drugs and alcohol.
You're welcome.
You've never left rehab, so you don't know what you're talking about.
You've psyched yourself right out of the game.
Your bed was not made up, your clothes were all over.
Your betting is what Iost you your money and my respect.
Your boyfriend!
Your chores are posted. We will take the stairs.
Your daughter, Darian, Falcon's lover and sister...
Your gateway drug. What you go for first.
Your room.
Your sentence was for 28 days of rehab or jail time.
...accept the things l cannot change Excuse me!
...that was completely What? What toast?
A crock of shit. They're happy.
Am l the lead? Yes.
And l'm Dan. Adam and Dan.
Are you okay? These headaches!
Aunt Helen, why are you here? Where's Mom?
Beat you! Girls!
Christ! Oh, my God, what's that?
Did someone propose to Gwen? Her boyfriend.
Do you watch Santa Cruz? Pardon me?
Don't tell anybody! lt's okay.
Everyone's asking after you. Like who?
For clothing? Yes.
Gerhardt, come on! All right. Okay.
Gwen, let your sister talk. What toast?
HeIIo? Hey, it's me. Gwen.
Hello? No reactions.
Hey, cab! Right there! Get him.
How did you do that? What? That?
I'II be your friend Excuse me.
I'II heIp you carry Excuse me!
Just let go. Trust it.
l didn't mean.... No, you never do.
l don't think so. Stick with the format.
l don't want to do it. l just want to see how you hold it.
l fell. ls that part of the therapy?
l got you. l say you dump that guy.
l like your coat. Thanks.
l see trees No cell phones.
l thought Gwen was a lesbian. l'm not a lesbian!
l want you to try this. l don't want to.
l wasn't! Santa Cruz watcher.
l'll get you out of here. l'm not supposed to leave.
l'll take you away. What?
l'm not giving you any more money. LiI, I don't need money.
l'm sorry. lt's fine.
l'm sorry. Sorry, my ass.
l'm trying to Look who's here.
Let me see it. Let me just Get off!
ls that leather? Yes.
lt's better with bread. l don't want bread.
lt's different this time. I'm gIad to hear it.
My sister's coming to family sessions. That's good.
No, l'm sorry, l'm sorry. No, it's totally fine.
No, thanks. Why not?
No! No!
Not vinyl? Nope.
Oh, my God, how did that happen? l haven't a clue.
Oh, my God! Let me have that!
Oh, my God! Sorry.
Oh, yeah. l already did. Yeah, when?
Oh! But, no, my tumors! lt's the melio....
Pills. Booze.
Satisfy your sugar cravings. No, thanks.
She didn't come. Your mom?
She took that. Well, what?
She's fine. She's up.
So weird. Fire away.
Sure you don't need some help? No. l'm fine.
Taking what? This.
That's great. You need cheering up.
That's not funny. Of course it's funny.
That's what they say? No!
The non talker? Five years, not a peep.
These are not game tapes. Wait!
They do what? They chant.
Think you might need help? Nope, l'm fine.
This is all l got. That's it. Thanks.
This is not a nice game. Well?
Use a condom. Ah, two! Two in one day!
Watching game tapes? Yep.
We didn't...? Nope.
We were what? Safe.
What are you doing? lmprovising. They do that on soaps.
What happened? You !
What is that? Champagne.
What is your problem? Break open the bread.
What? Eddie Boone!
What? Just shut your eyes.
What? Promise me we were safe.
What? What were you thinking about?
What's that? lt's literature about your disease.
What's with the ring in the roll guy? Who?
What's your name? l'm Adam.
When you're not strong Excuse me.
Where are all the celebrities? There are none.
Why not? Because l don't.
You believe in killing animals? Yes.
You do? l think she's hilarious.
You don't want me. You'll be great.
You don't want them? No.
You know? ''l....''
You watch my soap? Yeah.
You're not leaving for a couple days. So?
...a bridesmaid with makeup and a dress.
...about yourself.
...and 45% of the time, that is alcohol induced.
...and even though she completely loved him...
...and I drank and snorted and drank and snorted.
...and indulge myself
...and l looked down and my shirt is covered in blood.
...and l should have.
...and l was home with the TV....
...and overeaters, sexuaI addicts....
...and realizes hours later l've left my 3 year old godson in the car.
...and say, ''l'm glad you were born!''
...and secreting ketones out of every pore
...and tell her now how you feel.
...and that l could stay or leave...
...and the other team's beating the crap out of you.
...and the wisdom to know the difference.
...and then supervise an actual conversation.
...and they gotta go on the other part of the fork.
...and we talked about it. She'll help me.
...and you can hold hands and be on the same path.
...and you have longer to go, but they're done, because that's it.
...and your hands are shaking...
...and your stomach feeIs Iike it wants to jump...
...and, in front of my friends...
...as some excuse to just completely abandon all self control...
...been an inspiration...
...before we go saying what's what.
...but it's yours if l could bum a cigarette.
...but l'm getting there.
...but she obviously didn't know it was her brother at the time.
...by people, physically, at times.
...carpet grit's responsible for a lot of major health problems.
...chasing this cheese in the middle of the Cotswolds.
...drugs, sex, the same story line for 1 6 years...
...for me.
...for only, like, 42 more hours.
...give me a shot, l don't know, give me a lobotomy.
...half a block ahead, all alone.
...he was moving her in with us...
...here are some the****utic tools to keep you going.
...how wrong it feIt to be sober...
...I heard a voice.
...I wouId've preferred you'd died.
...Iike a normaI human being...
...inevitably, tragedy strikes and they realize life equals loss.
...instead of singing ''Lean On Me'' yet again...
...is also carrying my baby.
...is also your sister!
...is like the way we approach the world.
...is repeating the same behavior over and over, expecting different results.
...it's good for us if he goes back to using. You know?
...it's looking about the size of a peanut.
...it's over.
...l can't. l can't go.
...l could thank them for a great time, they'll think l made the trip.
...l figured that you always knew that.
...l have some pills that....
...l know that this is not your year.
...l see now l should've left.
...l started thinking.
...like life just handed her this raw deal.
...like some victim...
...like this, you know, l'll die.
...might be a little less pressure.
...Mother and Dr. Griffin Hartley are sure to come here.
...much easier to sustain with chemicaI heIp.
...my entire disgusting history in front of you, because....
...my messing up means l'm not worth being your friend...
...my new in laws, she gives this toast...
...off and on.
...on Park Avenue drug users...
...on this earth?
...or something like that. Or a ladle, you know.
...poke a hole in his throat with a pen or something.
...Santa Booze.
...scared.
...she had to walk away.
...small crab forks, and you're trying to get out a crab.
...somehow he screwed up and he couldn't breathe and he had to...
...someone...
...spend your weekends mowing. You won't want to do coke again.
...stumbles through the entire ceremony.
...than your entire redneck family all put together.
...the count, the batter, forget all that.
...the courage to change the things l can...
...the night he caught me doing blow in the bathroom.
...the night they're doing some expos ...
...the very best man for me...
...then you can start to think about having a relationship.
...then you're not as smart as you think you are.
...they wouIdn't dream of asking you to stay that way.
...thinking of the dumb ass things l've done when l was messed up.
...through your throat.
...till Emmett, he took up with that girl.
...to accept the things l cannot change...
...to take care of them.
...trust yourself, and let the horse do the rest.
...trying to off myself or anything.
...trying to snort me?
...turns out to have a gambIing probIem?
...two years, the plant and the pet are still alive...
...wash off that manly sweat, and we could bullshit our way through the day.
...way.
...we have our own version of Santa Cruz.
...what a pain in the ass you were.
...what Betty's got in her drawers.
...when l was hospitalized a while ago after l got out of my first rehab.
...will you just back the fuck off?!
...with a little more kick than nicotine?
...with champagne.
...you could ruin the experience for the entire patient population.
...you do it.''
...you have to understand....
...you or l or anybody could've done about it.
...your release, your follow through.
''AduIt ChiIdren Of AIcohoIics'' is moved to 9 p.m. in room 8.
''Dingo stole my baby. A dingo stole my baby.''
''He visited me in rehab and....''
''How Many Brain CeIIs Did I KiII Last Night?''
''ls Andrew...
''Man, this is not a way to live.
''One day at a time.'' What is that?
''Thanks God you got rid of that girl. She's nothing but bad news.''
''Tiny clusters''?
''Tonight l will not get wasted.''
''Well, not everybody can be perfect. But at least some of us can try.''
''What's Wrong With CeIebrating Sobriety By Getting Drunk?''
''When you do drugs, this is what happens.'' Okay?

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