It's Magic, Charlie Brown Edit

A lot of good that did.

All right, beagle. Here's your magic book.

All you do is eat and sleep. I want you to get some education.

ALL: Oh, wow.

ALL: Oh.

ALL: Wow.

And now, for your amazement...

And now, great magician, what is the young lady holding?

And now, ladies and gentlemen...

Attention, attention.

AUDlENCE: Wow! Oh!

Blanket, please.

Boy, l volunteered once.

Boy, l'd like to try that.

Boy, not me.

Bring me back.

But if he is visible...

CHARLlE: Boy, I hope she's setting up the football again.

CHARLlE: Good grief.

CHARLlE: It's raining. Where did everybody go?

CHARLlE: l guess before I roam the world as a lost soul, I should feed my dog.

CHARLlE: This is ridiculous.

CHARLlE: What's the matter?

Did you lose something?

Does he know what he's doing?

Don't worry, sweetie. It won't hurt your blanket.

Fake. Fake.

Fake. Fake. That's no rabbit. Fake. Fake.

Give it back, give it back.

Go like this:

Good grief. Rain.

Great. We have a volunteer.

He complained about the racket you two were making.

He must have absolute quiet.

He says it's upsetting his cat...

He's built a stage and everything.

Here's my library card.

Hey, get me out.

Hey, get me out. Hey. Help. Help.

Hey, hey, what about me?

Hey, hey. Get me out of this.

Hey, Snoopy. Supper time.

Hey, what about me?

Hey, what are you doing?

Hey!

Hey. Hey! You can't leave me up here. Hey!

How's he do that?

I can't go on like this.

I can't see my own fingers. I don't even know where my own feet are.

I can't walk downstairs because l can't see my feet.

I did it when I was invisible. I did it.

I did it. l finally kicked that football.

I feel like a chocolate chip cookie.

I hope he knows what he's doing.

I just talked to Sally.

I think I fit the description.

I think maybe l'll practice a few tees.

I wonder what this trick is going to be.

I would sure like to kick it again.

I'll go up there and help my good friend Snoopy.

I'll say it again: Now what are you doing?

I'm doomed to walk the earth as a lost soul.

I'm not gonna tee up the ball.

I'm still invisible and now l'm all wet.

If that Charlie Brown is still sneaking around invisible...

If you will just step into the magic closet...

If you're a lost soul, big brother, can l have your room?

Is this yours?

It gives me great pleasure to introduce...

It's time you learned how to do something besides eating and sleeping.

It's you, all right.

Just lie here on that table.

Let me introduce you to the Great Houndini.

Linus, have you seen Charlie Brown?

MARClE: And now, for the best trick of all.

MARClE: Before your very eyes...

MARClE: The Great Houndini will cut up this blanket into many pieces...

Maybe you should go this time, Charlie Brown.

Me, me. l wanna volunteer.

Me, your brother. My dog made me invisible.

Me?

No one can see me, even when I'm here.

No one will believe you.

Nobody's seen him since Snoopy's magic show.

None other than the Great Houndini.

Now for the next trick...

Now I will ask the volunteer to step into the box.

Now let's see you take them apart.

Now what are you doing?

Now, where can Snoopy be?

Now, you start figuring out how to make him visible again...

Oh no, you didn't. l just pulled it away.

Oh! Wow.

Our assistant will go into the audience...

Ow!

PATTY: Oh! Ooh! Ah!

Phew.

Please come forward.

Please come right up.

Please come up, madam.

Please note:

Please step up to the stage.

Put me down. Put me down!

Quiet, everybody...

Quiet. Quiet, while the Great Houndini readies himself.

Robbery. Robbery. Ha, ha. What a fake act.

See what you did to me?

She said, even when you look at him, you don't see him.

Snoopy found a book about magic at the library.

Snoopy knows l did it. He made it possible.

Snoopy will just have to make me visible again.

Snoopy!

Snoopy? Snoopy.

Stomp your feet up and down.

That's no rabbit. We want our money back.

That's the dumbest thing I ever heard.

The box, please.

The gentleman with the large, round head.

The Great Houndini demands absolute quiet.

The Great Houndini says that the object is a very pretty beanie.

The Great Houndini says...

The Great Houndini will now attempt the great stick in the hole trick.

The Great Houndini will now perform the great disappearing act.

The Great Houndini will try to name each and every object.

There. That's about right.

There's no place in this world for someone who's invisible.

This calls for another volunteer from the audience.

Very good, my friend.

Watch carefully, please.

We need a volunteer from the audience.

We need another volunteer to lend us a piece of clothing.

We will need another fearless volunteer.

We would like another volunteer for the great levitation trick.

Welcome home, Charlie Brown.

What about me?

What's that supposed to mean?

What's that?

What's this about a magic show, Charlie Brown?

When the Great Houndini plunges the stick through the hole...

Where is that dog?

Who's me?

Why don't you go down there and take out a few books?

Why, that stupid dog of yours couldn't disappear himself out of a paper bag.

Wow.

Yeah, yeah, yeah. Fake, fake, fake.

Yeah, yeah. lt's a robbery.

Yes. The gentleman who just said "me."

Yipe!

You and your stupid magic show. You made me invisible.

You better make him reappear.

You can't prove it, Charlie Brown.

You made Charlie Brown disappear.

You two better settle down. The owner of a cat next door just called.

You're the magician. Make me visible again.

And now he's going to give us a show? That's right.

Here, we'll give this to the magician. No!

l hear breathing. CHARLlE: lt's me.

Me? Yes, yes.

Say, "I can't stand it." l can't stand it.

Say, "Rats." Rats.

...and for you two to stop this racket.

...and select personal objects.

...and then, before your very eyes, he will make it all come back together.

...in his first show ever...

...it penetrates completely through the box.

...l would hate to deprive him of the opportunity...

...l'll have to be careful.

...one of the world's great magicians.

...or l'll pound you.

...that the object being held is a watch on a chain.

...the Great Houndini will attempt the famous ring trick.

...the Great Houndini will give a display of telepathy.

...the Great Houndini will raise a person into the air.

...to attempt one of his famous place kicks.

...we need the cooperation of the audience.

...we will amaze the audience.

...while the Great Houndini performs that fantastic trick.

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[AUDIENCE CHEERlNG AND APPLAUDING]

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

[AUDIENCE LAUGHING]

[AUDIENCE MURMURlNG]

[BOTH LAUGHING]

[CHARLlE BREATHlNG]

[CHARLlE BREATHlNG]

[CHARLlE BREATHlNG]

[CHARLlE GIGGLES]

[CHARLlE lMlTATES SALLY]

[CHARLlE SCREAMS]

[CHARLlE SCREAMS]

[CHATTERlNG]

[CLATTERlNG]

[DRUM ROLLS]

[ENGLISH US SDH]

[FOOTSTEPS RUNNING]

[GASPS]

[GROANS THEN GULPS]

[GROANS]

[GRUNTlNG]

[INAUDIBLE DlALOGUE]

[LAUGHlNG]

[LAUGHlNG]

[LAUGHlNG]

[MUSlC PLAYlNG ON TV]

[PIANO PLAYS]

[SCREAMS]

[SHRIEKS]

[SNlFFS]

[SNOOPY GROWLS]

[STOMPlNG]

[WHlSPERlNG lNDlSTlNCTLY]

[WHlSPERlNG lNDlSTlNCTLY]

[WOODSTOCK GROANS]

[YELLS]

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