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Bridget Jones's Baby

Bridget Jones's Baby

Title: Bridget Jones's Baby (2016) - A Comedic Journey of Love and Parenthood

Cast:
- Renée Zellweger as Bridget Jones
- Colin Firth as Mark Darcy
- Patrick Dempsey as Jack Qwant
- Emma Thompson as Dr. Rawlings
- Gemma Jones as Pamela Jones
- Jim Broadbent as Colin Jones

Released in 2016, Bridget Jones's Baby is a romantic comedy film that captivated audiences with its heartwarming storyline and charismatic cast. Directed by Sharon Maguire and based on characters created by Helen Fielding, the movie resurrects the beloved character of Bridget Jones, hilariously navigating the complex world of love, relationships, and the challenges of impending motherhood.

Bridget Jones (Renée Zellweger) finds herself back in the midst of romantic turmoil as she reaches her 40s. Single once again, she attends a music festival with her friend Miranda (Sarah Solemani), where she encounters her former flame and true love, Mark Darcy (Colin Firth). Simultaneously, Bridget forms a connection with the dashing American entrepreneur, Jack Qwant (Patrick Dempsey).

Confused and torn between her lingering feelings for Mark and newfound attraction to Jack, Bridget finds herself in a rather awkward predicament. To make matters even more complicated, she soon discovers that she is unexpectedly pregnant. Faced with the challenge of determining the father's identity, Bridget embraces her journey with humor, warmth, and a pinch of drama.

Renée Zellweger's charismatic portrayal of Bridget Jones steals the show, showcasing her impeccable comic timing and ability to embody the relatable struggles of a modern woman. The chemistry between Zellweger and Colin Firth is as palpable as ever, reigniting the beloved on-screen romance that fans have adored since the first film. Patrick Dempsey adds a fresh dynamic to the mix, injecting a dose of charming American appeal that keeps audiences guessing.

Emma Thompson's portrayal of Dr. Rawlings, Bridget's wise-cracking obstetrician, provides comedic relief throughout the film. Thompson's masterful humor perfectly complements the vulnerability of Bridget's situation, adding depth to the overall narrative. Veteran actors Gemma Jones and Jim Broadbent, as Bridget's parents, bring their endearing warmth to the story, offering a comforting and familiar presence.

Bridget Jones's Baby isn't merely a lighthearted comedy; it delves into the intricacies and fears surrounding pregnancy, especially when the father's identity is unclear. The film explores themes of self-discovery, acceptance, and the power of unconventional families. Audiences witness Bridget's transformation from a self-conscious singleton to a confident woman navigating her journey towards motherhood.

The movie's soundtrack features an eclectic mix of tunes that enhance the viewing experience. From uplifting pop anthems to heartfelt ballads, the music beautifully complements the emotions playing out on screen. With songs by artists like Ed Sheeran, Ellie Goulding, and Years & Years, each musical selection enhances and heightens the film's different moods.

In addition to the film's relatable story and talented cast, Bridget Jones's Baby holds a mirror to society's attitudes towards unconventional families. It portrays the challenges faced by single mothers and the often hurtful assumptions society can make. Nevertheless, the film showcases the strength, resilience, and beauty that emerges from these circumstances, providing a heartwarming message of love, acceptance, and personal growth.

Whether you're a fan of romantic comedies, a follower of the Bridget Jones franchise, or simply someone interested in a heartwarming and entertaining film, Bridget Jones's Baby is sure to leave a lasting impression. Laughter, tears, and a newfound appreciation for the complexities of love and family await you in this delightful cinematic experience.

You can play and download the Bridget Jones's Baby soundtrack and relive the magic of the film's emotions by visiting our website. Enjoy the mirthful melodies and heartfelt tunes that enriched this unforgettable journey.

A babbling brook! [ IMITATES URINATION ]
A boy! A boy!
A boy. A boy!
A cynical political expedient to take away
A glass of wine. A whiskey, please.
A lady is always prepared.
A little chunkier, much less make up.
A little stray gray hair there.
A lot has changed. I mean, you've been married,
A margherita with onion and pineapple, number 17. I thank you.
A mile and a half to go.
A nice flat, a lovely job. Nice flat!
A positive mental attitude is stronger than any drug.
A task shared between the many tribesmen.
About that,
About the number of sodding candles on a cake
About the use of sexual torture by your own military?
Absolutely!
Absolutely.
Actually, I'm not sure if you're mine,
Actually, it does.
Actually, the march is critical to... Can I be godfather?
Actually, there's a whole gray patch up there. Shall I just...
Actually, they're marching in aid of free speech.
After the events at the christening.
Again?
Ah, yes. The osso buco, I recall, is a little late.
Ah!
Ah! Is everything all right? Is Bridget okay?
Ah.
Algorithms don't lie.
Alice, I'm so sorry, but...
All gone. Yeah, that's lovely. Oh.
All right! We're getting out!
All right? Okay.
All right.
All right. I'll carry you. [ WHOOPS ]
All right. Squeeze in.
All right. You ready? Hey, what are you doing?
All they're good for is fitting car seats and blaming things on.
All you can eat, as it were.
All you need's a DNA sample from one of them.
Almost makes one look forward to one's own.
Although dealing with them over the last month
Always imagined myself in OK! Magazine with the man of my dreams.
Am allowing four weeks to reduce thigh circumference
Am like tropical female insect
Am pregnant.
Among all these glamorous people.
And 0 2 if you want it to be Jack! [ LAUGHS ]
And also the DNA sample that you require.
And anyway, it's not camping. It's glamping.
And applied the laws of mathematics
And at least I was finally down
And being responsible for the broadcast of six bare arses?
And broadcast directly to our studios
And by the powers vested in me,
And can you have children, though? I mean...
And cheating boyfriends who don't deserve you.
And day 16, which was the...
And dedicating my autumn years to the pursuit of hedonism.
And did he put his puppet in your mouth?
And do bring along the father if you can work out which one he is.
And eliminate one father from my enquiries.
And even less about algorithms.
And festivals are sexual free for alls.
And for that, I cannot blame you.
And has he called?
And he claims to have found an algorithm for love.
And he would be right because all I really need to say is, um,
And he's going to have the love
And he's here today to tell us all about his number one best seller.
And hello, everyone, live at the London Media Show,
And his chauffeur is currently live on air
And his yurt is one heck of a lot nicer than mine.
And hopefully...
And how did you two meet?
And I always carry these in my handbag.
And I am looking for someone dynamic, innovative, focused,
And I call Mr. Jack.
And I do recommend that you have the amniocentesis
And I don't drink cocktails out of jam jars
And I don't know about vibes or negative energy or prenatal wind
And I know you'd be the greatest possible mother to my child.
And I let him believe it was mine.
And I suppose it's become unfashionable
And I suppose your algorithm tells you
And I thought you were great.
And I want you to tell them to fuck the fuck off!
And I would prove my manliness by winning you a cuddly toy.
And I'm feeling, um, a bit foolish right now.
And I've been on a number of long haul holidays.
And I've spent those years caring for her very deeply.
And if you go on a Thursday, there's a Chinese buffet,
And is also to be avoided in cases of high risk pregnancy.
And it's all right?
And me?
And Miranda, cue.
And no children?
And of the two loves of my life,
And pension at the same time. [ CHUCKLES ]
And perhaps your daughter.
And quite possibly their lives
And review of my medical records.
And she is the smiling assassin
And skipped straight to starting the family phase.
And so normal.
And sometimes you love a person
And sort of had, um, relations.
And that may defy automated reasoning,
And that was how I wound up back here again.
And the next week, that is to say, on the 11th of the month
And then if the one who isn't the father is upset about it...
And then we'd go on a naughty weekend to the seaside,
And then you can eliminate the other one from your enquiries.
And then you'll see your beautiful baby.
And then,
And there are no strings.
And they're all lovely.
And this is Mark.
And this is the funny part, I suppose.
And this would be...
And we got on very well.
And we match up very nicely on paper.
And we would have come back here, had incredible sex,
And we've lost them! If he carries on talking about algorithms,
And welcome to the new look of Hard News studio. [ AUDIENCE LAUGHING ]
And what about the Quant family bloodline?
And what if it's Mark Darcy's?
And whatever happens now,
And when the going gets tough,
And who do we have here then?
And will explain all afterwards.
And will launch myself into frenzied keep fit regime.
And with 367 of the votes,
And yes, our viewers are broadcasting.
And you should know that I don't... I'm not...
And you're right.
And you're sure you don't wanna come out with me and my crew?
And, I mean... No, I know that.
And, push!
And, um, I'd like to just retreat gracefully.
Anniversary dinner.
Answering questions about Far Eastern geopolitics.
Any ruler, any despot, that here, in the United Kingdom,
Anybody at all?
Anything.
Anyway, well done. It was very...
Apart from Lady Mary on Downton Abbey?
Apparently, Hard News is too old fashioned, too serious,
Approximately eight weeks to go.
Are the soldiers working?
Are there any skeletons in the closet?
Are we gonna get in? All right.
Are we on schedule?
Are you ashamed of me?
Are you here with your wife? I can't remember her name.
Are you in love with him?
Are you okay? Are you sure?
Are you on Tinder?
Are you ready for this? Are you ready for this? [ ALL CHEERING ]
Are you ready?
Are you sure there wasn't another treasurable occasion in between?
Aren't you, Ari Sinatra?
Ari Yaratra Sitharamthanthan.
Ariyaranta is the Area Manager for DTC Technological Solutions.
As growing a baby or invading Iraq
As memorials go.
As Your Lordship is no doubt aware, Mr. AI Bashir lost...
Ask him about London traffic.
Ask him if he's with someone now.
Ask him something about algorithms.
Asking the questions the world wants answers to.
At Jude's baby christening to be exact,
At least he was never boring.
At least I did until I became a clip
At least no one at work knew it was my birthday.
Autumnal.
Aw, the darling. He looks just...
Aw!
Aw. At the pier.
Because at Hard News, we believe...
Because for someone with a supposed algorithm for love...
Because I let him. Because I wanted you for myself.
Because knights in shining armour don't exist any more.
Because of all the reasons they're not like you.
Because of miniature miracle growing inside.
Because there are always more risks with a geriatric mother.
Because you have a lot in common.
Because you're not...
Because...
Because...
Before we start, would you like to know the sex?
Believe it or not, I was a little like you when I started here.
Big celebration.
Big dick?
Big. Big glass. Double.
Birthday? [ KEYPAD BEEPING ]
Bisexuals, surrogates,
Bollocks to that. No. I want everything.
Bonking.
Both men in the same room. What could possibly go wrong?
Breathe out the pain.
Bridge, I thought you should know after Tom dropped out,
Bridget,
Bridget, do you want a baby?
Bridget, how do you want to do this? Epidural?
Bridget, I found him! He's the dating website guru!
Bridget, I haven't been entirely honest with you.
Bridget, I remember when you bought those!
Bridget, I'd like you to meet Jack Quant. He's rather extraordinary.
Bridget, isn't it?
Bridget, Miranda. I've told you, don't talk between the bongs.
Bridget, remember your yoga.
Bridget, so lovely to see you. Are you...
Bridget, this whole baby situation threw me initially.
Bridget, what are you doing?
Bridget!
Bridget!
Bridget!
Bridget.
Bridget.
Bridget.
Bridget. An old friend.
Bridget. Bridge.
Bridget's in labour.
Briefly, please, Minister.
Brilliant. Zoom in on four.
Bring myself to feel gloomy about it.
Brought in to sack anybody older than her.
Brought you an iced tea. Oh, well!
Bugger, bugger, bugger.
Bugger!
Buongiorno, Miss Bridget.
But am willing to roll with the ironic bearded hipsters.
But at least I look fucking amazing!
But despite, or perhaps, owing to
But did you just say that the baby could be either of ours?
But do we know who the daddy is yet?
But Eduardo and I are adopting.
But falling in love doesn't happen on paper.
But first, let's talk about romance.
But he looks familiar.
But how would you even get in touch with Jack?
But I could always take consolation
But I don't want to be part of your re branding.
But I have to tell you, I can attract the wrong type of women.
But I just didn't.
But I miss him. We all do.
But I really wanted the giant Scooby Doo.
But I think the genocide resulting in
But I want you to know, whatever the circumstance, you're right.
But I wanted to make my mark, too.
But I would rather be old fashioned and unemployed
But I'd never be able to go through with it.
But I'm actually gonna have to blow you out, too.
But I've always found the idea of being a father
But if anyone can make it work, it's you.
But in the end...
But now, though, I'm joined by Jack Quant.
But risk hurting him so badly, I couldn't live with myself.
But so much has happened in the past 10 years.
But sometimes, life gives you shallower compensations.
But surely one of those dates is more likely than the other?
But the reality, as we both know,
But the truth is...
But there's a heck of a lot of caffeine in that tea.
But there's nothing I can do about it.
But this is the land of Shakespeare, Orwell, Lawrence.
But this year, all these things
But two?
But we thought it would be really fun to get a photo of us backstage
But we've got to call a cab.
But you and I have been here once before.
But you and me can do this together
But you know how live TV can be so chaotic!
But you're my world.
But you're not due for another two or three weeks at least.
But, um...
But, um...
By an event I hadn't expected to attend quite so soon.
By the way.
Bye, Bridget. Bye. Bye.
Cake?
Call Jack.
Calling him Gladolf Hitler
Camilla. [ CHUCKLES ]
Camilla. No, she, uh... No, she couldn't make it. Ah. Mmm.
Can carry over into West Africa
Can carry over into West Africa now that NGochi is dead?
Can I carry your phone for you?
Can I get a couple of smiles out of you two, please?
Can we get a medic, please?
Can we name some of them?
Can you please try not to shag him on air.
Can't go too far wrong telling the truth.
Can't or won't, General Lu Tong?
Can't or won't, Lu Tong?
Can't you treasure both of them?
Cannot fall in love with shiny new American.
Car crash on the M5, blah, blah, blah.
Carol, Carol, wheelchair, wheelchair.
Certainly is, Gianni.
Christ. I'll have to confess to him
Christ. I'm looking forward to going back
Clenching my sphincter in an effort not to fart.
Colin!
Come back to four. Four.
Come in.
Come on, buddy.
Come on, I'm taking you home.
Come on, you two. Time for a little test.
Come on. It's not a funeral. [ CHUCKLES ]
Come on. We've got some campaigning to do.
Come up.
Congratulations!
Congratulations.
Considering I've just found General Lu Tong in the lobby
Could actually, in fact, be either of yours.
Could do with a bit of a trim, couldn't they?
Couldn't say. They're both equally likely.
Couldn't you just have a guess for me? No.
Courtesy of one of my many godchildren.
Cue Hitler cats!
Cue Hitler cats!
Cue the fucking weather!
Daniel was a kind and wonderful son.
Daniel was a man
Dear Daniel, I will miss you terribly.
Despite a lunatic mother,
Dial 0 1 if you want it to be Mark
Did it without asking me.
Did take him out in a rather bloody way.
Do I want the father to be Jack?
Do they?
Do you happen to like Chinese food?
Do you know, I've even got two homosexuals on the team?
Do you mind if we ask you to take a photo of us?
Do you need the loo, Bridget?
Do you think a spirit of democracy
Do you think we got pregnant on?
Do you think, Minister, that the spirit of democracy
Does Brid... Do you need sex?
Does it matter?
Don't ask.
Don't be daft.
Don't be evasive.
Don't say fucking "erection" at a christening!
Don't worry. I got it covered.
Don't you worry, Miss Bridget. We get you there, huh?
Dr. Rawlings,
Earthquake in Asia.
Even when we were together.
Ever since you split up with your precious Mark Darcy.
Everybody's older than her.
Everything a kid isn't.
Everything is fine.
Exactly. Yes.
Except to say, Bridget Jones is in labour!
Exciting, huh?
Excuse me?
Excuse me?
Extremely fuckable. Good work.
Find love, not necessarily replace it.
First man you meet, you gotta sleep with.
First man?
First prenatal class.
First shag?
Five, six, seven, eight.
For better or worse, fate has brought us together.
For example, when there is a geriatric mother.
For how things should work out.
For leave to appeal in the case of.
For someone so good at matchmaking,
For you to find out about this yet.
Free speech!
From the bottom of Bridget's bag.
From you two being at the coalface, if I'm honest.
Frothing waterfalls,
Fuck it!
Fuck off.
Fuck yoga!
Fuck, fuck, fuck.
Full house! Bingo! [ CHUCKLES ] [ CHUCKLES ]
Gang bangs?
Gangnam.
Gangnam. Dancing.
Gas, air, injections, morphine.
Gave up 1,891 days ago.
General Lu Tong. Hi!
Get out, both of you!
Get the eyes on the screen!
Gets all blotchy when you get nervous.
Gherkins, anchovies, banana juice, and Pringles!
Gianni, can we have the bill, please?
Giles asked Mark to be the godfather.
Go ahead.
Go on four. Love it.
God, I've missed you.
God!
God! I feel like my days of puppet shows are behind me. [ SIGHS ]
God. They let any old riff raff backstage nowadays.
Good God, Bridget. You're immense!
Good God, what are you doing there?
Good job!
Good job. Why didn't you introduce me to this man before?
Good morning.
Good.
Goodbye!
Goodbye.
Goodbye.
Great to see you, too.
Great.
Great. Thank you.
Great. That sounds lovely.
Hadn't exactly been put out to grass.
Happy 43rd birthday to you.
Happy birthday to Bridget.
Happy birthday. Have fun. [ KISSES ]
Hard News is partnering with the London Media Show
Has given me a certain amount of sympathy for the totalitarian dictator
Has just written his first children's book.
Has resulted in civil war. One take.
Have a listen.
Have alienated Mum and Mark Darcy.
Have invited him to big scary work presentation.
Have you ever tried it out?
He could be a massive arsehole.
He could quote Keats by heart!
He created the matchmaking website, Quantify,
He did it to everyone.
He does.
He had a massive cock.
He is a bloody mogul. Can't just ring him up.
He once took me rowing on the Serpentine and quoted Keats by heart.
He's avoiding the question! Get him off maths.
He's brilliant. You know, he represents the punk rock band that's being extradited.
He's calmed her down completely actually.
He's in a taxi on his way home.
He's on the rack. Tight on four. Get those beads of sweat.
He's probably employed a team of Google Earth detectives to find me.
He's richer than God, and he has a very nice sized puppet.
He's testing her blood. This is interesting.
Hello, Adam Wollaston!
Hello, darling! Hello.
Hello, Pierce. It's Bridget.
Hello, William Jones Darcy.
Hello, you.
Hello!
Hello!
Hello?
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello.
Hello. Hello!
Her Majesty's Government and Saddiq Al Bashir. [ PHONE VIBRATING ]
Here we go!
Here, take this and pretend every thing's fine.
Hey, Katie Couric! I need to talk to you!
Hey, Miranda.
Hey!
Hey.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi.
Hi. [ NERVOUS CHUCKLE ] Great to see you.
Hi. Hello.
Hi. It's all right. Can't be helped.
Hi. We met fleetingly before as well.
His death seems to have hit the Eastern European
His persecution of the Unbutu people amounted to genocide.
Hmm.
Hmm.
Holy fuck! What's he doing here?
Honestly, we started half an hour ago. Where have you been?
How about for interviewing a chauffeur instead of a general?
How are you?
How can I help?
How could you want to fire her?
How did you put it in your book?
How do we plan on celebrating tonight?
How do you know?
How long do you think it takes?
How the fuck am I supposed to get in here?
How wonderful. We thought you'd just got all fat again.
How would the news go down at Mum's
How would you like to give birth to your placenta?
Huh?
Huh.
Huh.
Huh.
Husband and wife.
I always felt like a verbally incontinent old maid
I always felt that you were never there and I was mostly alone.
I am. I am.
I brought you a super juice.
I came in a taxi.
I came round your house to find you and she was there.
I can take it from here. I'm here. Okay.
I can't help it!
I cannot believe, it's a bloody women's rights march!
I come behind with the bags, Mr. Mark.
I could be one day.
I did.
I didn't even tell him he may not be the only daddy.
I didn't expect to see you.
I didn't wanna have to tell you this today,
I do, sometimes. Yes. Thank you.
I don't even know Jack.
I don't know how to, uh, explain. Um...
I don't know if I've got the right people around me
I don't know. [ CHUCKLES ]
I don't know. I thought he was kind of cute.
I don't suppose you happen to have a cigarette?
I don't think I can walk.
I don't think there was any particular sadness in his passing.
I don't want to fight with you.
I don't. It's been a tense time.
I feel I've come to know Bridget rather well,
I first met Daniel in Moscow.
I got him one of these. A bouncy chair.
I got this!
I grant you that.
I have a flight to Khartoum tomorrow.
I have been.
I have ever received in my entire life.
I have no idea what I'm doing.
I have to admit that was fun.
I have to say, Bridget.
I haven't got the right haircut anyway,
I hereby declare that Pamela Margaret Jones is...
I hope I'm bloody godmother.
I hope you don't mind my just showing up and surprising you.
I hope you've got cake in that bag.
I hope you've had as much fun as I have.
I just thought you should know.
I know a smashing little club round the back of Berwick Street.
I know dozens of people who could have been anybody's.
I know he had his faults.
I know I haven't behaved very well in all this.
I know, I know. Okay. It's okay. It's okay. [ WATER RUNNING ]
I know, it's all very confusing.
I know, it's quite a surprise! [ CHUCKLES ]
I know!
I left my bag, lost my keys, phone,
I live in Ealing.
I locked myself out.
I love this book.
I make her happy, Mark.
I mean, honestly, do we need any more rights?
I mean, how do you feel? Are you happy?
I mean, I am. I'm getting a divorce.
I mean, I'm 43.
I mean, let's face it.
I mean, some more air.
I mean, we do,
I met Jack at a music festival.
I might have believed was an accident.
I must say it's fantastic that you're getting on so well
I need you to get this right. Do you understand?
I now pronounce you, finally,
I owe you an apology.
I promise I'll try my best.
I should be hoovering!
I so glad to see you back together, huh?
I suppose we just have to hope it's Jack's, right?
I think he seems to have it covered.
I think he works at the Starbucks in Balham!
I think it's about... I don't think...
I think my lung's collapsed. But this is not about me.
I think that this is quite possibly
I think that's a positive result.
I think that's the guy from Bargain Hunt.
I think this is when you're meant to jump for joy.
I think we should get to the hospital quickly.
I think you'd better go and have that seen to.
I thought I would have had a little baby to love
I thought you were back with Candida.
I want to NutriBullet the shit out of the news.
I want to re launch Hard News with a clear new objective.
I want to see headlines like "Is your sofa bed giving you cancer?"
I want you to take those fears
I was disappointed when I came back that morning and you'd gone.
I was going to come and find you to say hello,
I was going to quit anyway. Probably.
I was having a lamb biryani in an attempt to coax you out.
I was just reading a profile of him in The New Yorker.
I was not dressed for the occasion.
I was not flirting with that waitress.
I was only there very briefly.
I was taking a photo. I thought you guys wanted a photo.
I was thinking about "Jack."
I wasn't expecting to come. I'm not used to being rejected.
I wasn't expecting to see you again
I won't be a minute.
I wonder if you could maybe do me a little favour?
I would get things sorted before you got here.
I would have bought
I would have liked to have heard from you.
I would have taken you to Ottolenghi. Oh.
I would not have let you do that on a second date.
I, Bridget Jones, am done with affairs of the heart
I, Bridget Jones, am going to be the best mother in the world.
I...
I'd ask you to join me, but I'm pretty sure
I'd better go before she has me sweeping fireplaces all day.
I'd find it adorable how your neck
I'd like to see them thinking it away.
I'll handle it from here.
I'll just make sure.
I'll see you later, I shouldn't wonder.
I'll take that. Thank you for joining us on the sofa today.
I'll tell them both tomorrow. Definitely.
I'll tell you what.
I'll think of something.
I'm a spinster. I'm a SPILF. [ LAUGHS ]
I'm about 12 weeks.
I'm actually excited about this next guest.
I'm afraid you're going to have to excuse me. I have a meeting.
I'm aware of that. [ CHUCKLES ]
I'm beginning to think I've passed my sexual sell by date.
I'm Bridget and this is Jack.
I'm counting on you to head up my media campaign.
I'm cutting to the VT of cats who look like Hitler.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm fine.
I'm firing her for gross incompetency.
I'm going to get you one of those bloody Bugaboos.
I'm going to have a baby.
I'm going to have the baby in the street.
I'm going to try not to leave you in a shop
I'm gonna find our backstage passes.
I'm having a three way with... [ DIRECTOR ] Miranda, cue!
I'm here. This is a two man job.
I'm in charge of data management for most of Daventry.
I'm just tired of living in hotel rooms and airport lounges.
I'm not a MILF. I'm not even a mum.
I'm not firing her for being pregnant.
I'm not looking for anything from you.
I'm not sure how much there is to gain
I'm not taking no for an answer.
I'm not taking that chance. And it's enormous.
I'm nothing but a feckless prostitute.
I'm pregnant?
I'm pregnant.
I'm pregnant.
I'm putting the phone down now, Mum. [ BLOWING KISSES ]
I'm really sorry.
I'm relying on you, Bridget.
I'm running for high office, you see.
I'm so pissed!
I'm so proud of you, darling, you know that?
I'm so sorry we didn't get here on time! Daddy's parking the car.
I'm so sorry we weren't here. This unbelievably annoying march...
I'm so sorry, but I really...
I'm so sorry.
I'm sorry, I have no idea what you're talking about.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry.
I'm sorry. I can't answer that.
I'm sorry. I don't know where we're going with all of this,
I'm sorry. I got your messages. I was in court.
I'm three months pregnant.
I'm trying to get hold of Mark.
I'm zorbing with Ed Sheeran!
I've always had very dainty feet.
I've been a whore with dolphin condoms.
I've been doing a lot of thinking.
I've been practising. NGochi.
I've changed my mind.
I've gone all crap all of a sudden.
I've got four voice mails from David Cartwright on my phone
I've got tins of soup in my cupboard older than her.
I've got to find Mark.
I've had finger puppets.
I've just been too busy, so I haven't.
I've just taken her to the airport.
I've witnessed over the last 40 years,
If I'm going to be slutty, it's nice to think I'm helping the environment.
If it's a boy, after my grandfather.
If someone did have an element of confusion about the father...
If we can get through this, we can get through anything.
If you don't change the way you look at things,
If you've got footage of her punching a horse, I want it.
In a digital age where every cell phone is a camera,
In fact, Bridget defies comprehension generally.
In my job as top news producer.
In order to squeeze lardy arse into teenage skinny jeans.
In the past.
Indeed.
Instead of saving the world by cell phone.
Integrity will be fashionable again.
Is he traumatized? [ ALL LAUGH ]
Is it really that difficult?
Is new legislation needed?
Is no longer feel like a tragic, lonely spinster
Is not through beauty, sex or love...
Is quite different. [ CAR HONKING ]
Is saying about the attacks on Ramallah.
Is that a conker tree?
Is that his wife?
Is that what you want? For it to be Mark's?
Is that you haven't got to put the phone to your ear.
Is that your ear or your foot?
Is that your wicked stepmother?
Is there a special someone in your life?
Is this.
Isn't he perfect?
Isn't it odd that you've never found it?
It could've been after the events because as you know
It fits.
It is a complicated issue. Yes or a no?
It is absolutely wonderful to have you on our sofa today.
It literally means "South of the Han River."
It might be the only chance I'm going to get.
It might be work.
It might be work.
It was inhabited as early as the Palaeolithic Period.
It wasn't fate, it was condoms.
It would be great if you could get him in the shot.
It'd go straight through the other side.
It's 2:30 in the afternoon!
It's a good strong name. You can rely on a Jack.
It's a huge scoop.
It's a match!
It's a miracle, the gift of childbirth.
It's about the baby!
It's actually illegal to fire somebody for being pregnant.
It's all new to you, isn't it, lamb chop?
It's all right, Bridget. We'll find a way.
It's all right. I know about Jack. Thank you, Doctor.
It's all very well fighting for your principles
It's awesome to see you, man.
It's called "news" 'cause it should feel new.
It's called Voyeurs, with a 'Z'.
It's cozy.
It's Jack.
It's just sad. I can't believe he's gone actually.
It's just sad. I can't believe he's gone, actually.
It's just, right now, I can't quite