Minions: The Rise of Gru Edit

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A supervillain

Adrianne! Mack! Lookin' good.

Aha! Yes, the Zodiac Stone.

Ahh. Yes. The stone.

All my dreams are coming true right now.

All right, I surrender. Come on in.

All right, joke's over. Show time.

All right, listen up, buster.

All right, who let the kid in?

All right. All right. I'm not mini.

All right. Everyone stand back.

All you do is mess everything up.

Am I right?

And I had to turn back at LaGuardia.

And lesson 3,

And never ever let them go.

And not for tubby little pups who should be at school learning

And Otto, close your yapper!

And show everybody that you still got it.

And so the job you did with the lair.

And The Vicious 6 will be the most powerful villains on the planet.

And what about you, Gru?

And working with the kid?

And you guys... are... great...

And you have proven me correct.

And you're just wouldn't quit.

Anti Villain League. You are under arrest.

Any plans for the weekend?

Anyway, thanks for the hard work today everyone.

Are you gonna get into some mischief?

Are you kidding me?

Are you up to no good?

Bank of Evil.

Be careful. I can't have you lose an arm

Because if 48 hours of disco won't kill you, the blade will.

Because they need you to change some light bulbs after this, yeah.

Because they weren't getting the job done.

Because you taught me what matters, you can't do anything alone.

Behold, the power of flight, Sir.

Believe me, they're gonna some awful things

Big boss, I like that.

Bills, magazine.

Breaking news! The Vicious 6 is ready to rewrite the rules of villainy.

Bring him in. Bring him in, boys!

Bring the first one in.

But doubt exists only in the mind.

But first, we got to get my stone back.

But I'm going to make you proud.

But now that I'm 11 and 3/4 it makes a lot more sense.

But right now we are going to find that stone

But the thing is... The Vicious 6, they're the big leagues.

But you're not alone.

Buzz off. Shoo.

Call home. It's ransom time.

Can I just speak to Belle Bottom?

Can you dig it?

Caught him!

Cheese ray! Cheese ray! Cheese ray!

Clear!

Clear.

Come back here.

Come back when you've done something to impress me.

Come here.

Come on, let's go tell the troop the good news.

Come on, you're just a little kid. It's over.

Come up.

Cute.

Destroy the kid.

Did we... Did we do the heist?

Did you just trade my future?

Dig down deep. Find your inner beast.

Disco Frisco!

Distinguished villains,

Do something, my life is flashing before my eyes.

Doesn't require this kind of volume.

Don't actually do that though.

Don't cheese me, bro.

Don't give up on me now, buddy.

Don't mess up tonight.

Don't tell to me "I cannot break this wood."

Don't worry about me, kid.

Don't worry, we're not mad at him.

Dude.

Easy now, Don Rickles.

Enjoy being torn apart.

Even the smallest of us are capable of great things.

Even though that would have been kinda cool to watch.

Everybody here for the interview?

Evil is for adults,

Exciting.

Excuse me. Sir?

Explode? Oh, no, no, no, no, no!

Fan out and find them.

Finally.

Find your inner beast.

Find your tribe.

Fine.

Fire!

First rule of heist, always stay in character.

Follow my lead and don't forget your cue.

For a pet rock?!

For all the terrible things that I'm going to do.

Gave that to my uncle. It's more his style.

Gentlement, to the basement. AKA, our new evil lair.

Get away from him.

Get in.

Get lost.

Get out.

Get your little butts back here.

Give it to him.

Go go go.

Go home!

Go take a nap, old lady.

Good luck. Let her have it, son.

Good one. Call!

Good work.

Goodbye, you old chap.

Got it, grandpa.

Got you now.

Got you.

Grandpa say the darnest things.

Great job, Ryan.

Gru! Kiss ala mama.

Gru.

Guess who stole the map?

Guys, come on. We're a team.

Guys!

Guys.

Guys...

Haha, kids. I actually have a son of my own.

Hallelujah!

Hallelujah!

Halloween was four months ago. You look stupid.

Happy New Year!

He took the stone.

He's my new guru.

Hehehe

Helen, I'm coming for you...

Hello beautiful.

Hello I... I just need to cash this.

Hello Mr. Gru.

Hello, Otto. What is it?

Hello, traitors!

Hello, weird buddies. They better stop pulling their weight around here.

Hello.

Help I'm seeing a white light. Helen, I'm coming for you.

Help my grandpa.

Here are the package.

Here is the bad Gru and did I...

Here we go.

Here's the thing about that.

Hey Dolly.

Hey guys, forget about it. You're going to get paid.

Hey soul brother, where jetting off to?

Hey,

Hey, chill, chill.

Hey, I got an image to uphold here.

Hey, not bad.

Hey, so welcome. Good luck.

Hey! I heard that.

Hey.

Hey. Whoa! Oh, no.

Hire him.

Hold on. I started this group. We're a team!

Holy guacamole.

Hope you enjoy the rest of your short life.

Hope you like it.

How could you do that?

How does it feel to be beaten by the tiny little bug?

How many security guards are in here?

How should I know? What's with the costumes?

Huh?

Hurry up! Come on!

Hurry up! I got a bunch of deadly botsies on my tail.

Hurry, we don't have much time.

Hurry! Faster!

I am a master of the ancient Shaolin Art of Kung Fu.

I am Wingman, the next member of The Vicious 6.

I call it "sticky fingers" or "smart goo."

I can't believe they did this to me.

I cannot wait to fake my own death to avoid the authorities.

I cannot wait.

I could drop you off on the way.

I could not let you get eaten by crocodiles.

I did... nothing to see here.

I didn't mean to scare you.

I don't dig it. There's nothing to dig.

I don't got you.

I don't have it, I don't have it.

I feel like I'm talking too loud, even though our proximity

I give up.

I got it. I got the stone.

I got moxie, really? Did I just receive a compliment from Wild Knuckles?

I got this.

I got you.

I got you. I got you.

I gotta go get some rest.

I have had enough.

I haven't quite landed on the name yet.

I I I need you to do some stuff for me around the house.

I just had to fire my henchman. You know why?

I just want to get some sleep.

I know you're hiding it somewhere.

I need a scientist who is very genius. You want to work for me?

I overheard you were looking for something...

I said, "Great job."

I see a bad Gru arising.

I see I'm feeling on his way.

I think I just need to fly solo.

I think you'll enjoy listening in Booth 3.

I thought he was this tiny man.

I thought we lost you there for a minute.

I thought you were cooking cabbage.

I told you guys that you weren't ready for the big leagues

I told you, I don't know where he went you stupid Twinkies.

I told you, when I get that stone,

I told you, you were my favorite villain in the world.

I uh...

I wanna be a doctor.

I want to be a fireman, who's also the president and also drive race cars.

I want to be a teacher.

I was just trying out this new invention of mine.

I was like "who are these tiny tater tots?"

I was wondering if you're no good.

I will live a good and honest life.

I will teach you.

I would say "you got rocks in your head,"

I would... Okay, you know it would be fun?

I yes, I was hoping you're no good.

I... I taught them everything they know.

I'll be fine.

I'll be right back.

I'll distract them.

I'll handle this.

I'll say goodbye.

I'll show you how it's done.

I'll take that.

I'm getting my meat tenderizer.

I'm going now in the room with my heroes.

I'm going to be the best villain ever because of you.

I'm going to find that stone.

I'm in.

I'm not buying the nightmare story, though.

I'm not, I'm not. I swear. Cross my heart and hope to die.

I'm not... uhh...

I'm so grateful for

I'm sorry. I thought you'll be impressed

I've been thinking about how you won't see me grow up or be there

If I would have the chance to fill the shoes of my favorite villain ever,

If you come back to our place, you're dead.

If you ever get famous, remember who gave you your first gadget.

If you told me when I was ten,

In three days when the clock strikes midnight and the Chinese New Year begins,

Is that there are a lot of other villains in the world.

Is this?

Is this... Are you pulling on my legs right now?

It's all going to go south very quickly.

It's been one heck of a ride, little man.

It's just what I was thinking

It's kind of a funny story.

It's showtime, kid.

It's so lucky day chick I'm heading up the coast.

It's the sweet sound of angels.

It's time for the next generation.

Joe! How's the family?

Just keep walking.

Kevin kevin kenny

Kevin lay what?

Kevin, no, I will be better off on my own.

Kevin, Stuart, and Bob, you are ready.

Kick me to the curb like a piece of old meat.

Knock it off.

Lesson one, always be prepared.

Lesson two,

Let me help you with that, dearie.

Let's go.

Let's hit it.

Let's just train.

Let's play the quiet game.

Let's rock and roll. Time to get our stone back.

Listen, you. Bring the stone to me in San Francisco.

Lock down the building.

Long time no see, punk.

Look at that. A kid?

Look what I got.

Loser.

Many fighters have asked me, "how did I become a great master?"

Marvin, no, no. Stop that.

Maximum charge.

Me too.

Me, I want to be...

Mini boss!

Mom, who is this sweaty guy? He's stinking up the house.

Mom?

Mom?

My boy Dexter here can't hold it in till we get home.

My first evil lair. Goosebumps!

My friend, you're not gonna learn from the old school.

My grandpa!

My mom was right.

My name is Gru.

My teaching days are over.

Nefario.

Never mind.

Never mind. Look.

Never underestimate a dummy.

Next up, Green Street.

No one ever cared if I should leave.

No, I am done with villainy off the happier horizon.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, NO!

No, no, no, no, no.

No, no, no. I'm feeling better.

No, no, no. My mom will probably pay you to keep me.

No, no, no. The other way, the other way.

No, not "Otto le komay" He needs to come in now.

No, not now. Come on, come on.

No, you do not.

No!

No.

No.

No. Guys, come on.

Not bad at all.

Not cool, man.

Now all I need is Otto.

Now look at me, old... alone...

Now, attack.

Now, get up from the down, son, because this invitation is gonna explode, baby!

Now, listen up. Button your overalls. Hold on to your goggles.

Now, where's the boy?

Now, you try.

Now, you.

Now, you.

Obviously, you guys are re hired.

Oh great. You know, if you have any hairballs, we can upgrade you to 1st class.

Oh haha, don't listen to him.

Oh ho ho... The stone.

Oh no...

Oh please, we're villains.

Oh really, you too?

Oh wowie zowie! What a big bank!

Oh yeah, hey, we got to keep at it.

Oh yeah, I forgot to mention,

Oh, for crying out loud!

Oh, good good.

Oh, look at you. Frampton Comes Alive! Nice choice.

Oh, no. Wild Knuckles.

Oh, these guys are the best. I can't believe it.

Oh, this is gonna be fun.

Oh, yeah.

Oh, you want to come?

Oh! I am a pinball wizard.

Oh. I'm gonna make them suffer for what they have done to me.

Oh. They got no idea what's coming?

Oh. Yes, please.

Oh... help!

Oh... So you're gonna save the kid?

Oh... Why don't we make this a fair fight?

Oh... You thought I was serious?

Ohhh... All right, all right. Fine. Stop with a face. I'm in.

OK

OK, I'm just gonna untie you now because I

OK, let's get a move on.

OK, now. You might feel a little pinch.

OK. Hey. Are you guys prep for the movie?

Okay, fine, fine. Because you had a nightmare, but just tonight.

Okay, I'll go...

Okay, let's see here...

Okay.

Okay. Clearly, we are not ready for philosophy.

Okay. Everybody, get over here.

Okay. Just get on.

Okay... No kicking.

Okay... this army.

Old lady?

Only dream I ever had was doing bad stuff with my buddies.

Oooh! No, no, no, no, no.

Or I'm kicking them out.

Or you are never gonna see your little boss again.

Otto, I'm so proud of you.

Otto, take the stone back to the lair.

Otto, where's the stone?

Otto! Mini boss!

Otto?

Otto.

Otto.

Party's over old man. The vicious six has a new head honcho.

Please go to 417 Main Street.

Please stop calling me that, and also, they haven't accepted me yet.

Please work. Come on, come on, come on.

Pretty groovy, huh?

Quiet down, class.

Quiet down, class. People, people.

Ready for your Kung Fu junior chievement badges.

Really? Well, you look like a wizard going through an end of life crisis.

Remember me?

Rest up. Tomorrow's going to be even worse.

Right

Right this way.

Right, right... Okay...

Roger that

S&H green stamps.

San Francisco.

San Francisco. Okay. How will you be paying?

Say, you mind if we use the John...

See you later, alligator.

See you later, suckers.

See you soon kiddo.

Shh shh shh... You can thank me by going away. I'm working.

Shoot for the moon, kid. Shoot for the moon.

Shut up and give me the stone.

So creamy, so delicious.

So long, old man.

So what do you guys got going on later?

So, what do you want to be when you grow up?

So... So you want to be a great villain, huh?

Somebody bring me a phone.

Somebody help him.

Something big is going down in Frisco.

Soon, the power of this unstoppable beast will be ours.

Sorry, I didn't mean to scare you.

Special.

Stand your ground.

Start with the pool. This place gotta be spick and span.

Step on it, sister.

Stick a needle in my eye.

Stop this kick.

Suck, I can't stop.

Swish swish swish swish swish swish.

Take five deep breaths.

Take my hand.

Taking a recess.

Thanks mister

That's all I ever wanted.

That's Doctor Nefario.

That's pretty...

That's worth all the money in the world.

The Belguim Five arm Nose Pinch.

The demon child!

The Kung Fu, where did that come from?

The Lithuanian Haircut.

The map for the legendary Zodiac Stone,

The name of the game is sell, sell, sell.

The net.

The password is "you're no good."

The pool is filled with my pet crocodiles.

The Terrible Twos.

The Vicious 6 wants to meet me tomorrow.

There you are...

There's no such thing.

There's nothing sadder than an aging villain.

They all said a kid wouldn't be a real villain.

They are killing my mellow vibes.

They are stupid idiots.

They thought they could leave me for dead, huh?

They're dead.

They're gonna love me because I'm the best.

They're not here.

They're ready to see you Mr. Gru.

This bad boys' power is gonna be unleashed.

This could be a great opportunity if you don't kill me.

This is a melon hammer. It's a weapon.

This is fantastic. Oh. Such a good spray, guys.

This is Fred. He is a dummy.

This is it. Mums the word. Keep it down.

This is my life now.

This is the big one.

This is unacceptable. Unacceptable!

Those are not for you.

Time to bring some fun.

Time to strike.

Tomorrow is the biggest day of my life.

Trespassers!

Try backwards.

Ugh! What?!

Uh huh. Well, tha tha yes

Uh oh...

Umm?

Umm?

Umm... Yes. I'm pretty despicable.

Very big news, mom!

Villains just doing some chores.

Villains of the world,

Wait a minute.

Wait till you see what I'm gonna teach you next.

Wanna see something cool?

Watch out, world. Here comes Gru!

We are starting a new team and it's going to be called

We begin with a basic kick.

We can find a better name later,

We didn't have much time together, but the time we did have...

We got to get this to Wild Knuckles.

We have a lot more work to do.

We he ell... This kid just stole something from the worst villains in the world.

We just want to...

We leave for Beijing tonight.

We make a good team.

We uhh... just wanted to make sure we be getting paid this week.

We were a team.

We will become the most powerful villains in the world.

We're coming for you, Mr. Gru.

We're coming for you, tiny man!

We're going to be unstoppable.

We're going to San Francisco.

We're gonna take out the anti villain league.

We've had some great times since then,

We've received your application to the world's best supervillain team, The Vicious 6.

Welcome to my newest torture device. Disco inferno.

Welcome to The Vicious 6.

Well, it stinks.

Well, it's about to become your nightmare.

Well, that's my grandson who still has not learned that children should be seen and not heard.

Well, that's the end of that.

Well, well, well, everybody... Did you forget what time it is?

Well, you are old.

Well, you gotta break a few eggs to make an omelette.

What about value? I'm paying you with knowledge.

What about you?

What are you doing here?

What are you doing?

What dig it? Do I dig it?

What the heck is this?

What?

What?

What? You're quitting?

What?!

What's that?

What's wrong with you?

When I bring it back to them, they're going to say...

When I get home, you all better be gone.

When you guys tracked me down and responded to my help, what did happen?

Where can we listen? Where can we listen?!

Where do you think you're going?

Where is Gru?

Where is it, boy?

Where is it?

Where is Otto?

Where was this birthday party?

Where's your loyalty?

Who is this?

Who knows what kind of trouble we could get into.

Who steal powerful ancient stones and wreak havoc,

Who's Don Rickles?

Who's next?

Who's this little guy?

Whoo, baby! The anti villain league can't catch this.

Whoo. There it is.

Wild Knuckle!

Wild Knuckles

Wild Knuckles was my favorite villain.

Wild Knuckles? He's alive?

With every calorie.

With the power of the Zodiac,

Woah. My favorite tiny relatives.

Wonderful. Bradly.

Woo.

Wow, my favorite villain is also my kidnapper.

Yeah, baby.

Yeah, I get it, but I need a good night's sleep, so get out.

Yeah, well, I wouldn't bet on it.

Yeah, well, well... doesn't scare me.

Yeah, you and what army?

Yeah, you look so weird.

Yes! I will be the newest member of The Vicious 6.

You are a great bad guy.

You are going away for a long, long time.

You are?

You better stay out of trouble, kid.

You can leave me for dead,

You could have ran. But you... But you didn't.

You destroy everything I own, but I will not let you hurt that kid.

You do not belong here. You're fired.

You don't want to cross me.

You dropped this.

You found the stone.

You got it?

You got real moxie kid, stealing from The Vicious 6.

You guys were amazing.

You had better be paying for my roof.

You hear that?

You just blew my mind.

You just dig down deep, find your inner beast, and...

You just got played, poor sucker!

You kidding me? You got henchmen?

You know what I say to my mind.

You know, I'm gonna miss you.

You know?

You like picking on little guys, huh?

You look like the overcooked turkey my mom makes on Thanksgiving.

You might be, you know, kind of nice to have a little company around here.

You saved my grandpa.

You seriously think a puny little child can be a villain.

You sound like a clown who swallowed a kazoo.

You stole from us, and now you're gonna pay.

You wanna try this one, little dude?

You want me to teach you a thing or two?

You want to, I don't know, you want me...

You?

You? Want to learn Kung Fu?

You're alive?

You're alive?

You're going to join The Vicious 6.

You're gonna be OK, right?

You're good. My mistake.

Your interview is tomorrow at noon.

Your minions better get it by sundown tomorrow

Your son is very uh...

6830 Green Street, got it? Now you got two days

And And?

Billy. Daddy!

Brad. Mom!

Clear. Wait a minute, wait.

Dy na mite! Dynamite!!

Go home. But you said we...

Good night. Good night. Yes, yes, yes. Good night.

Gru Hey

Knock knock. Delivery!

Me, me. Yes?

Oh boy. Hey, Mr. Knuckles.

Otto! Mini boss!

That's your evil chuckle? Obviously.

Which way did he go? There is that little thief.

"And where did they get so much denim?"

"Please Gru" and I will say...

"Please join us."

"We have made a terrible mistake."

"You're no good."

[BASIC SKILLS]

[Belle Bottom]

[FINDING YOUR INNER BEAST]

[Jean Clawed]

[MINIONS] [The Rise of Gru]

[Nun Chuck]

[RATTLESNAKES XING]

[Strong Hold]

[Svengeance]

[Villain News Channel]

[WILD KNUCKLES FOUNDS THE VICIOUS SIX]

[Wild Knuckles]

[WORLD'S BIGGEST BANANA]