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Despicable Me is a computer-animated media franchise centering on Gru, a reformed super-villain. It is the highest-grossing animated film franchise of all time, having grossed over $4.4 billion globally.
See also: Despicable Me 2, Despicable Me 3, Despicable Me (film), Gru (Despicable Me), Minions (Despicable Me), Despicable Me Minion Mayhem,

A little, but we have had a pretty good year ourselves and you guys are all right in my book, no.
Adopt this while we were out? Hmm. Let me think. Now.
Adopt you. And he's the dentist.
Ah.
Ah.
Ah.
All no.
All over the news, some fella just stole a pyramid. This ain't.
All right, three little kittens with fur all brushed, said we can't sleep. We feel too rushed.
All right. OK, as I was saying, hey ah.
Almost over. It's almost over.
Alright, alright, alright, alright. 3 little kittens started to ball. Mommy, we're not tired at all.
Amen. Amen.
And also I did purchase a Spanish dictionary.
And cousins. Jerry Stewart.
And he poked a hole in my juice box.
And here he is, all dressed up in his Sunday.
And here, of course, is the new weapon you ordered.
And I say you have been given the Medal of Honor and and knighthood.
And impressive.
And is simple. I fly do them all, I shrink them all. Grab the moon. I sit on the toilet once.
And now we drink. And Agnes claim very good.
And repeatedly.
And they are. So I bought one so I could pay it now.
And what? The moon is mine in wild who give me whatever I want to get it back.
And. Look, Mom, I made the prototype of the rocket out of macaroni. And.
Anybody. Because if you do this, do.
Anyway, what I really wanted to show you was this.
Are these beds made out of bombs? Yes, but they are very old and highly unlikely to blow up. But try not to toss and turn. Cool.
Art. So no, no, no. Annoying sounds right.
As a recorded message, no, that was someone else.
As I was saying, no need to continue. I've seen quite enough.
As today, we have a big recital coming up. We're doing an excerpt from Swan Lake, Swan Lake.
As you can see I have provided everything a child might need.
At 143. Yep. Mum.
At least you should brush your fur. Now you brush the fur.
At the end. OK. All right. Good night.
B. Then three little kittens came around and turned his whole life upside down.
Baby.
Baby.
Back in my place. Ohh is that right? Back at your place? Ohh that's cool I guess crew.
Back in the kitchen. Will you play with us? No. Why? Because I'm busy. Doing what?
Beep. Ohh.
Blow it. No, I didn't.
Boogie Fever #despicable me #boogie fever #dance #party
Boy. Stop, child. Stop right there.
But I'm sure do the effects whereof ohh so far no no they don't.
But it's over. Goodbye group.
But my plan is a great plan. I love everything about your plan except for one thing. You.
But what about the other people who ordered cookies?
But.
But.
But.
Bye.
Can we order pizza? Pizza. You just had lunch. Dinner.
Catch you. You gave us back.
Check out. You don't do something about it. And I will.
Chilex. I'll just get another loan from the bank. They love me.
Click. You had your own cooking show and you can hold your breath for 30 seconds. It's not that impressive.
Combo. Wow. That's how I roll.
Come on now. It's bedtime. Did you brush your teeth? Let me smell. Let me smell. You did not.
Come on, let's go. Goodbye, Mr. groom. Thanks for everything.
Complete. No.
Completely focused, right? Hello.
Cookie robots cut off. Forget it.
Cookie robots, I said. Cookie robots? What?
Cotton candy.
Crew. Good. Who? Who?
Dad. Ah, I'm joking. Ohh. Though it is true anyway.
Daddy, what are you doing here? I'm here for the girls. I received a call that you wanted to return them.
Dance with James. Talking about.
Days. Ah, my hair pillar never turned into a butterfly. That's a cheetah. Oh.
Deliver the cookies. OK, but first we're going to dance class.
Did you get that and it? OK, rule #2 you will not bother me while I'm working.
Did you put on my desk a mud pie?
Did you see that?
Did you see that? Hey.
Didn't I get you already?
Didn't really? You're just wait till Chris sees my latest wedding squid, lobster. Ohh, yeah.
Die, you got to let us play for it.
Dinner. Just fine, fine, fine. Whatever. Just get back in there.
Do that. Here we go.
Do you have my cookies for me?
Doctor nefario. I know how you must be feeling. I too have encountered great disappointment in my eyes. You will always be one of the greats.
Doctor nefario. I'm going to.
Don't shoot.
EBay recorded message.
Edith, what did you put on my desk?
Ehhhh..
Enough.
Essemble dominions.
Everybody, yeah. Alright, we move down, down. Thank you. Now.
Exactly. I'd like to see somebody else out of that many cookies. Not likely name one person who ordered more cookies than me.
Excuse me for just one thing. I think.
Excuse me, girls.
Family good. That's my Billy boy.
Finally I'm meeting you #awesome #despicableme #cute
Fine, whatever. Just get back in there. Ohh. Can we get stuffed? Stop crying.
Fires live piranhas ever seen one before? Now you have an invented doing a demo.
Fluffy donkey.
Focused group. Believe me, I am completely focused.
For a new villain loan, go by the name of Vector.
For the wrath of group. Seriously, I'm going to count to 3 and you had better be in this car. Here we go, one. Do. 3-4 and five.
Fuck.
Giant inflatable replica there is panic throughout the globe as countries and citizens try to protect their beloved landmarks.
Girls, anybody came to adopt this while we were out?
Girls, let's go time. Please.
Girls, welcome back to the fortress of Victor Tude.
Go ahead.
Go away. I'm not home. Yes, you are. I heard you. Ohh, you didn't.
Going to have to jump? Jump. Are you insane? Don't worry.
Golf and naughty.
Good night #goodnight #cute #despicableme
Good night #goodnight #tired #despicable me #sleep
Goodnight #goodnight #despicableme
Goodnight #goodnight #despicableme #cute #adorable
Got the whole thing? Let's go. Let's try another game.
Got your leg #awesome #despicableme #cute #adorable
Group.
Had something to you? You see that little tin spaceship? You see how it's not knocked over?
Harbage, you actually like this? Keep reading. Come on.
Harry big something that wow these pyramid thing out of the water.
Have a good night's sleep and blessed that while we're sleeping, no bugs will crawl into our ears and lay eggs in our brains.
Have a good one. Bad, bad day. Oh, OK, yeah.
He is in the bathtub. Ohh look at this little buns.
He kadence sleepy kittens. Whether these puppets use them on you tell the story.
He will not tired at all, their mother smiled and said with Depar. Fine, but at least you should brush your fur.
He's home for girls. I don't care. Beat it. Come on.
He's in optimum position. We can't afford any distractions.
He's just kidding, Agnes.
He's not coming, guys.
He's not going to kiss us Goodnight, Agnes.
He's So Fluffy I'm Going to Die #agnes #despicable me #fluffy #furry #animals #cute #puppies #fur #dog #doggos #fluffer
He's so fluffy I'm gonna die.
He's someone's head. So long, bro.
He's still not here. Why would he come? He gave us up.
Hello.
Hello. Cookies for sale?
Hello. Whoa, that guy's huge.
Her wife Ohh my girls.
Here we go, one big you in the car and strong and free. Thought he was happy as he could be.
Hey Ohh, somebody broke that.
Hey, dad. You wanted to see me?
Hey, guys.
Hey, hey, hey, a toy.
Hey, man.
Hey, OK, here's the library that's third St. the dance studio.
Hey, oops.
Hey, that one looks like me. No, what are you talking about? These are.
Hey, what are you girls doing back there?
Hey.
Hey.
Hey.
Hi, I'm Margo. This is Edith, and that's Agnes.
Hi. I was just thinking that it might be nice to deliver Mr. Rectors first, that is all.
Hi. Where did you get that found it.
Hmm, that's still hard.
Hold on easy, little boy.
Hurry.
Hurt. OK, go. Let's go play.
I bet the daddy's eyes sparkle. I bet their house is made of gummy bears.
I can make it.
I did it for your own good.
I didn't like what you said, but.
I didn't like what you said, but.
I didn't really.
I don't know.
I don't think he's a dentist.
I don't understand let's.
I got the shrink ray.
I got your name. OK, there's enough, little girl. Let go of my leg. Come on, you can do it. Just release some grip. Wow. How?
I know don't care. Please, please, please.
I like him. He's nice but scary. Like Santa.
I love you, unicorns. And what are you?
I meant to close that. He'll be alright, I'm sure.
I met the mom is beautiful.
I rolled. It all worked. It's a puppet book. Yeah.
I said no, that's OK. Watch. This is so fun to see.
I understand. Good.
I was wondering #curious #get attention #was wondering
I will see you in six hours.
I'll fix it, Tim Marfil.
I'm ahead. I'm ahead. Fire. I don't know.
I'm applying for a new villain lol.
I'm Awesome #awesome #cool #despicableme
I'm coming, Marco. Hang on.
I'm having a bad, bad day. It's about time that I get my way. Whatever I see.
I'm just saying it. Be nice.
I've got him.
I've got him. I've got him.
I've got it. I've got it.
I've got that. So as far as getting money for the rocket, get.
Idiot!
Im so happy!! #happy #despicable me #agnes #excited
In terms of money? We have no money. So how will we get to the moon? The answer is clear. We won't.
Inside there now I was saying.
Is he close?
Is ours. Wow. Well, very nice presentation I'd like to see.
Is the back in my place?
Isn't it so goodnight. Sleep tight and don't let the bed bugs bite, because there are literally thousands of them and there's probably something in your closet.
It is just a toy. Now stop it.
It was your cousin's idea.
It was your cousin's idea.
It's a mathematical term, a quantity represented by an arrow with both direction and magnitude.
It's beautiful.
It's freaking me out. What is she doing? She's gonna hold her breath until she gets a new one.
It's not enough for you? I'm going to need a dozen tiny robots disguised as cookies. Cookie robots.
It's not knocked over. Do you know what that means, Professor?
It's recital, is it? No, no, no, no. The recital don't. That's stupid. I just.
J.
Jacks. 8-9 are you wearing?
Jessica and you get back here right now.
John no no me me me
Just so you know, Mom, I'm about to do something. It's very, very big, very important. When you hear about it, you're going to be very proud.
Just so you know. You're never gonna be my dad. Hmm. I think I can live with that.
Just stole a pyramid, they're saying. He makes all other villains look. Life.
Justin, honey, take my picture. I got the pyramid in my hand.
Kids, a big deal. People are calling it the crime of the century and stuff like that. But.
Kind of dog, is that these? I don't know.
Knocked over.
La.
Lady Edith clink, there we go. And now we drink.
Law enforcement still has no leads, leaving everyone to wonder which of the world's villains is responsible for this heinous crime and where will he strike next?
Like I ever made. But you have to jump now. It'll be OK.
Like sleeping, they are not pajamas.
Link.
Listen close your little punk. When I get in there, you are in for a world of pain.
Look at it. Watch me.
Look Mom, I made a real rocket based on the macaroni prototype.
Look, Mom, I drew a picture of me landing on the moon. And.
Looking good, Kevin. How's the family? Good.
Looking to dance class? Yeah, OK, fine. You'll just keep walking because I'm really not driving you, OK?
Lost all the pyramids? Apparently it's a big deal.
Me.
Meanwhile I'm working rule #3 you.