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Minions (2015)

Minions (2015)

"Minions" is a hilarious animated movie released in 2015 that follows the misadventures of the beloved yellow creatures known as the Minions. Directed by Pierre Coffin and Kyle Balda, and produced by Chris Meledandri, this family-friendly comedy is a spin-off prequel to the popular "Despicable Me" franchise. The movie features the voice talents of Sandra Bullock as Scarlet Overkill, Jon Hamm as Herb Overkill, and Pierre Coffin himself as the Minions. With their nonsensical babble and lovable antics, the Minions never fail to bring laughter to audiences of all ages. Feel free to play and download the delightful sounds of the Minions here!

A job working for her. (CHEERING)
Ah, ah! Ooh, ooh!
Ah, Claire.
Ah, okay!
Ah, Okay.
Ah, that works out because l love.... (CHUCKLES)
Ah, uh... Bello, Kevin? (KEVIN GRUNTS)
Ah!
Ah!
Ah!
Ah! ...snow globe!
Ah! (CHUCKLES)
Ah! (GRUNTS)
Ah! (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Ah! Ahhh!
Ah! Ha haa!
Ah! Oh.
Ah? This baby shoots actual lava!
Ah.
Ah.
Ah. Bob! Stuart!
All aboard the Nelson Express!
All right, are we comfy? Doesn't matter! This is torture!
All right! Let's do this!
All righty! Who needs to stretch their legs?
All the three little piggies had to do
All these villains and yet I still have the bear.
ALL: Bye!
ALL: Gru! Gru! Gru!
ALL: Ooh!
ALL: Whoa.
ALL: Yay.
Although, let's not kid ourselves.
And Bob... (GASPS)
And by the way, it was me, Herb, the whole time!
And everyone who ever doubted me would be watching,
And finally, Kevin!
And finally, Stu, Stu art, Stu perman, Beef Stu.
And for the first time anywhere,
And he would not return until he had found his tribe
And helped him the best they could.
And how's that working out for you?
And I really, really, really want her crown.
And I was going to be made Queen.
And it could be any of you.
And it's not you. (SOBS)
And so help me,
And steal the Queen's treasure!
And that glow, that's nuclear.
And they would be crying!
And way, way smarter.
And we will do anything to make them come true!
And welcome back to The Dating Game!
And you definitely cannot just give the job to this woman!
And you have stolen not just England but my heart.
And you pinheads screwed it up!
Anubis! (GRUNTS)
Any evil talents?
Anyway, this pale drink of water oversees it all.
Appearing right now in Hall H! Bob! Stuart! Buddies! Hey!
ARCHBISHOP: Do you, Scarlet Overkill...
ARCHBISHOP: I proclaim thee, Scarlet Overkill,
ARCHBISHOP: Will you to your power
Argh! (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
As a new king has been crowned.
Attend guest lectures from esteemed villains,
Aww! Oo ooh!
B.. B.. Buddies... (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Baby!
Back there with the cops. Really!
Ball! (GRUNTS)
Banana, Banana!
Banana!
Banana!
Banana!
Banana! (CHUCKLES)
Banana! Banana!
BEEFEATER: Hey! (GASPS)
Bello!
Bello! (SIGHS) Oh!
Bello! La, la, la! La, la, la!
Bello? Bello! (SPEAKS MINIONESE) Bello?
Big boss!
Binky! Joke! (CHUCKLES) Babies, huh?
Binky. Mmm, mmm.
Blimey!
Blimey!
Bob was frightened of the journey ahead.
Bob, Robert, Bobby, my boy.
Bob, Stuart... (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Bob, who appears to be a bald, jaundiced child,
Bob, you were a wise and noble king for all of eight hours.
BOB: (YELLING) Kevin! (GASPS)
BOB: Eh? (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
BOB: Hey, hey, hey, hey!
BOB: Huh? Kevin!
Bob!
Bob!
Bob! (GRUNTING) Bob!
Bob! Huh?
Bob! Stuart!
Bob? (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Bob. Minions!
Bob... (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Bob... (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Bob... (SPEAKS MINIONESE) ...King...
Bob's your uncle.
Boing, boing, boing, boing, boing...
Boss, (SPEAKS MINIONESE) ...Boss.
Boss!
BOTH: Yay! New friends!
Buckle up, boys! Next stop, England.
Buddies!
Buddies! (CHUCKLING)
Buddies! (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Buddies! Buddies!
But all was not lost for one Minion had a plan.
But by the time she was 13, she built a criminal empire!
But he needed help.
But I'm so very polite that l shall keep my mouth shut.
But keeping a boss, therein lies the rub.
But Kevin felt he was just not strong enough
But let me ask you something, Fabrice.
But now at least I have my crown!
But now he was ready.
But now he was ready.
But right now, it's leaking radiation like you would not believe!
But right now, it's leaking radiation like you would not believe!
But something just wasn't right.
But that crown would mean she was a princess,
But that's not to say that they didn't have other passions.
But the little pigs weren't up to the challenge.
But they never gave up.
But they never seemed to find their perfect fit.
But things were finally going their way!
But was thrilled it made people cheer for him.
But we have one thing in common.
But, seriously, we're all in big trouble.
BUTLERS: King Bob! Wait!
By the way, I really like your bear.
Bye bye, Say bye bye, Bob, Bye bye!
Bye, Fabrice!
Can you breathe underwater?
Cause law and jusfice.. (GASPS)
Check out our wide selection of go go boots and miniskirts.
Checking out my can?
Cheese! Cheese! Cheese!
Chris... (SOBBING)
Ciao... (SPEAKING MINIONESE)
Clearing the way for Scarlet Overkill
Come here, let me squeeze you! Oh, you are so squishy!
Come on, come on! Lift on two. One, two!
Come on, You can tell us, You're going to Villain Con, aren't you?
Cor, blimey!
CROWD: (CHANTING) Scarlet! Scarlet! (CHUCKLES)
Cut it out! This is really unprofessional!
Cut!
Dad! It's Frankie Fish Lips!
Dad! We got company!
Dashing evil sons. (YELPING)
Didn't my speech inspire anyone
Do you know who this is?
Do you mind?
Does that look like this to you?
Don't you "Scarlet" me, you backstabbing little traitors!
DUMO THE SUMO: This way! Let's get him!
Dumo the Sumo!
Edna, you are very good! Who was that? Whoa!
Eh, no, no, no, no, no, Kevin.
Eh, okay.
Eh?
Eh?
Eh? (SPEAKING MINIONESE)
Eh? Poglobe? Uh, ze...
Eh... Hmm. Wow, (GRUNTS)
Enjoy yourself, love.
Enough! This ends now!
Ever since she was a penniless little street cub,
Every moment was planned.
Everyone, this is one of the little fellows
Expressed my love of soup in painting form.
FEMALE VOICE: Ultimate weapon initiated. (SCREAMING)
Follow me!
For 89 years straight, the biggest
For going above and beyond the call of duty.
For I, Professor Flux, have invented
For me?
For Scarlet Overkill!
For some of civilization's most historic moments.
Freeze ray! (GUN CLICKS)
From here on out, you are Sir Kevin.
Fully armed and loaded.
Gathering of criminals anywhere!
Gave it a sweetheart neckline because you're my sweetheart.
Gentlemen do not steal ladies' crowns! (GRUNTING)
Get back! Are you really going to allow that little penguin
Get back.
Get them! (VILLAINS YELLING)
Go ahead, go ahead.
Go back to the outside world,
Go, go, go!
Good luck getting that crown tomorrow, little piggies.
Good luck in there, boys!
Gordon Bennett!
Gosh! This is so hard! They all sounded so cute.
Growing boy like creatures need their strength.
Ha ha!
Ha ha! (RAPID GRUNTING)
Harder! It's just my head.
Has pulled the famed sword right from its stone,
Have you decided
He lives in the ocean.
He saved his tribe!
He tried to kill me!
He was cunning, he was evil, he was perfect.
He was despicable.
He was excited to share his idea with the tribe.
He was going to be the one to eat this banana.
He was going to be the one to save his tribe.
He, he! (SPEAKS MINIONESE) ...Boss.
He'd been preparing for days, weeks, months.
He's an idiot.
Heh. (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Hello!
Hello!
Henry! (STRAINING GRUNTS)
Herb, seriously, I wanna dig up that William Shakespeare
Herb, these are the new recruits.
HERB: No! (CHUCKLING) Oh, no.
HERB: Pretty cool, right? (CACKLES)
Herb! My baby!
Herb.
Here we are! Beautiful Orlando!
Here we go! There.
Hey, a girl's gotta make a living!
Hey, bello! (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Hey, Bob, (SPEAKS MINIONESE) (MUNCHING)
Hey, boss! Boss! (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Hey, gang, watch this!
Hey, hey, hey hey, hey!
Hey, Kevin! Eh?
Hey, Stuart... (SPEAKING MINIONESE) (GROANS)
Hey, we all make mistakes, sugarplum. You're still learning.
Hey, what are you doing?
Hey,uh.. (SPEAKING MINIONESE) Orlando?
Hey! (CHUCKLING) I know those guys! I gave them a ride here!
Hey! Come back here!
Hey! I got one!
Hey! Ooh! I've got a groovy idea!
His name was Kevin.
Hmm, Oh!
Hmm? Huh! Ah!
Hmm?Ah“
Hmm. (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
HOST: and that man is a woman! (SCARLET CHUCKLES)
HOST: Get to Villain Con this weekend.
HOST: Kevin?
HOST: Or Will it be Stuart?
How dare you! (YELLS)
How does that sound, Bob? Bob, Bob! Bob!
How many tickets, please?
Huh, Hyah! Hyah!
Huh! (ORGAN PLAYING)
Huh! (SPEAKING MINIONESE)
Huh! What?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh?
Huh? (LAUGHS)
Huh? (SPEAKS MINIONESE) ...buddies!
Huh? Ah!
Huh? Banana!
Huh? Hmm?
Huh? Me, me? Oh! Thank you.
Huh? Oh!
Huh? Oh?
Huh? Oh.
Huh? Oh.
Huh? Uh... Uh... (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Huh. Oh. (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Hyah!
Hyah! Hyah!
Hypno hat! Uh, oh.
I am so, so excited! This is perfect! (GIGGLING)
I am the greatest super villain of all time!
I don't even know anyone named "Blerb"!
I don't want you to take this the wrong way, but I hate you.
I drew that when I was five years old! Get out of my sight!
I feel like a proud mama with three
I got you the coolest invention, probably ever.
I just want to thank the Minions
I knew it! I knew you were villains! Didn't I, honey?
I know you won't disappoint me.
I know, right? Ah!
I know! It's a gas! (CHUCKLES)
I liked him, He was fun.
I love it!
I love you, Scarlet!
I really appreciate what you did
I thought I could get over what you did, but I feel so betrayed.
I wanna see tears and I wanna hear screams,
I was going to be the picture of elegance and class!
I will do it, Kevin, if you are not back here by dawn!
I will do it, Kevin, if you are not back here by dawn!
I will finally get my crown. Yeah.
I'd wear a dress so sparkly, it glowed!
I'm done.
I'm gonna get all my favorite villains to sign my magazine!
I'm her biggest fan, love her work!
I'm seriously thinking about overthrowing it someday.
I'm so proud of you boys!
I'm sorry! But I'm not looking for any more servants,
I've been up here for decades,
If I was a Minion, that's who I'd want to work for!
If I wasn't so polite, I'd say this spells certain doom for the country,
If not the world.
If this continued any longer the Minions would perish.
If you tell anyone, we'll find you.
In half the package! l am just in awe!
Is a villain with the potential to serve greatness!
Is it Bob?
Is no one good enough?
It was nowhere near Hyde Park! (CHUCKLES)
It's all I've ever wanted. I'm going to be so happy.
It's because I tripped the alarm, I stink!
It's getting late, you've had a big day, you must be exhausted!
It's red hot!
It's you.
Just name it!
Just take the stone and get that job! Come on!
Just waiting for someone to try
Kevin had given them something they hadn't had in a very long time.
Kevin had never been more proud.
Kevin, Kev bo, Seventh Kevin,
Kevin, Kevin, I know you're out there.
Kevin, Stuart, and that cute little one is Bob.
KEVIN: (SPEAKS MINIONESE) ...sayonara!
KEVIN: Hey, Bob. (SPEAKING MINIONESE)
KEVIN: Huh, hmm.
KEVIN: Okay! (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
KEVIN: Okay.
KEVIN: Okay. (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
KEVIN: Uh, uh...
Kevin!
Kevin! (LAUGHING)
Kevin... (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
King Bob!
King Bob!
King Bob?
L feel used. Not gonna lie.
Ladies and gentlemen, we are here today to celebrate the Minions!
Lam hours away from becoming the Queen of England!
Let us go!
Let us go!
Let's hear it for Kevin.
Little Bob? Stuart?
Little tighter, sweetie. Come on, I can take it.
Little tighter. (GRUNTING LOUDLY)
Look at all those faces out there!
Look at this! Argh! (LAUGHS)
Love the costume!
Luckily, someone stepped up.
Make contacts in the underworld community,
Make yourself a bigger target?
Making their master happy was the tribe's very reason for existence.
MALE ANNOUNCER: Are you ready...
MALE ANNOUNCER: Villain Con presents our keynote speaker,
MALE NARRATOR: And that is how the Minions found their new boss.
MALE NARRATOR: What a beautiful moment!
MALE VOICE: (OVER SPEAKERS) Mind the gap.
Man was very different from the dinosaur.
MAN: (ON SPEAKERS) Welcome to Billy Bob's Bait Shop, How can I help you?
MAN: So...
MAN: You're watching the top secret Villain Network Channel.
Me!
Me!
Mind the gap!
Mind the gap.
Mind the gap.
Minions have been on this planet far longer than we have.
MINIONS: Kumbaya! Kumbaya! Kumbaya!
MINIONS: Thank you!
Mmm, thank you! Hmm?
Mmm, Tiffany.
Move that over there, Professor Flux from two weeks from now.
Mrs. Overkill, the hair in that picture, it's just two wavy lines!
Must have tiny waist.
My crown is gone! It's gone!
My pleasure.
My pleasure.
NARRATOR: Ancient Egypt held great promise.
NARRATOR: And then, when all hope seemed lost,
NARRATOR: And they were Off.
NARRATOR: Bob was eager to go,
NARRATOR: But eventually, the party was over.
NARRATOR: Eventually, Bob's energy and enthusiasm,
NARRATOR: Kevin felt pride.
NARRATOR: Kevin would leave the cave.. (ALL GASP)
NARRATOR: Minions.
NARRATOR: Nope, it wasn't easy for these guys.
NARRATOR: Truth be told, Stuart had no idea what he was chosen for...
NARRATOR: Years passed as the Minions forged their own civilization.
Nice. Just one more thing to do.
No, I don't think so!
No, my name is "Blerb. I'm a dungeon master.
No, no, don't say anything. I won't understand.
No, no, no, King Bob! You cannot just abdicate the throne!
No, no, no!
No, no, no! (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
No,no,no,no!
No,no,no!
No! (YELLS IN MINIONESE)
No?
No? Just me? Okay.
No? Oh.
No... (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Not bad.
Now go easy on me.
Oh no, you don't!
Oh, "Dating game.
Oh, (SPEAKING MINIONESE)
Oh, (SPEAKING MINIONESE) Tim.
Oh, boys, could you come here, please?
Oh, flipping heck!
Oh, hello. (SPEAKING MINIONESE)
Oh, I love England. The music, the fashion.
Oh, it's so beautiful, So fashion forward. So Valentino.
Oh, Kevin, you don't wanna work for him! He ate his last henchmen!
Oh, look at that one! Whoa!
Oh, my goodness!
Oh, my goodness! Bob'? Stuart'?
Oh, my!
Oh, no, no, no, no, no!
Oh, no, you don't!
Oh, no! (PANICKED GRUNTING)
Oh, okay.
Oh, so, what, now you're an art critic?
Oh, spectacular!
Oh, Stuart. (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Oh, uh...
Oh, very good, Bob!
Oh, Walter, look!
Oh, way to go, guys. We killed the original!
Oh, welcome to Hang Town! Population, you!
Oh, whoa!
Oh, yeah! Far out!
Oh, yes, I've got a really, really good bedtime porry.
Oh, yes, yes, I saw what was going on on the telly.
Oh, yes!
Oh, Yo, Stuart!
Oh, you look so great!
Oh, you, too!
Oh, you've gotta be kidding me!
Oh! (CHUCKLES) Me Tim!
Oh! Ah...
Oh! Beh...
Oh! Oh, you are just adorable!
Oh! Villain Con, Orlando. Whoo hoo!
Oh! Wow!
Oh? Aww! Oh! (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh.
Oh. (SPEAKING MINIONESE)
Oh. (SPEAKING MINIONESE)
Oh. (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Okay, (SHUSHING)
Okay, (SPEAKING MINIONESE)
Okay, (SPEAKING MINIONESE) (SLURPING)
Okay, listen up! It is time to get down to business.
Okay, Nelsons, let's do this!
Okay, Okay.
Okay, who did that?
Okay, who did that?
Okay! (GRUNTS) Pancake!
Okay! (SPEAKS MINIONESE) (GROANING)
Okay.
Okay. (SPEAKING MINIONESE)
Okay. (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Okay. (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Okey dokey, On the road again. (STARTS ENGINE)
On, Hey!
On! (CHUCKLES)
On. (GIGGLES)
On. (GROANS)
Once upon a time, there were three little pigs.
One fateful day, the pigs encountered a big, bad wolf...
One of England's most famous myths has become a reality
One particular employer took their failure very, very badly.
One, two!
Only at 545 Orange Grove Avenue in Orlando, Florida.
Ooh la la.
Ooh!
Ooh! (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Ooh! Aah! Kevin! Kevin!
Ooh! Bello! (IN SING SONG VOICE) Ooh ooh!
Ooh... (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Oopsl
Or I'm gonna get... Wait!
Ow!
Ow! Ow!
Pardon me? (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Peace and love!
Peace! Make love, not war!
Pill shaped miracle workers,
Please come upstairs to prepare for the coronation?
Please!
Prepare for torture, which I do!
Queen wave, queen wave! Queen waving!
Reflect a simpler, more violent time.
REPORTER: Scarlet, over here!
REPORTERS: Scarlet! Scarlet!
Respect! Power!
Right on! You guys are crazy little and way yellow,
Right. Uh...
ROYAL ADVISOR: Hello, King Bob. Uh...
Say, fellas, can we get personal for just a second?
Scarlet Overkill has gone terribly wrong as...
Scarlet Overkill!
Scarlet Overkill!
SCARLET: Doesn't it feel so good to be bad?
SCARLET: Just a few things I stole to help fill the void.
SCARLET: Move!
SCARLET: This is it, boys!
Scarlet!
Scarlet! Scarlet, my queen?
Scarlet! Scarlet! Scarlet! Yes!
Scarlet?
Scarlet?
Seeing stars, seeing stars!
Serve! (SPEAKS MINIONESE) ...serve!
She started out as your average little girl, braces, pigtails.
She will be coronated at London's historic Westminster Abbey.
She's lost the crown! Oh, my days!
So evil! Oh!
So evil.
So for you, I offer this tiny crown for your teddy bear, Tim.
So he can see what true writing is.
So the wolf sent the piggies to get that crown.
So, how should we do this? Hmm.
So, that's your plan?
So, what do you think of the dress?
So, you came for the Queen's crown, did you?
So, you're here for gear.
So, you're here for gear.
So... (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Somebody help me!
Sponsored by Villain Con,
Steal me the crown and all your dreams come true.
Stop him, lads! Wait!
Stop that!
Stopa! (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Stopa! Ugh!
Stuart felt hungry mostly. (STOMACH RUMBLING)
Stuart, Bob! Uh...
Stuart, we're just messing with you!
Stuart! (SPEAKING MINIONESE)
Stuart! Hey, oh!
Stuart? Hmm.
Stuart... (SPEAKING MINIONESE)
Stuart... (SPEAKING MINIONESE)
Stuart... (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Stuffed bear! Why am I holding a bear?
Sweet, man!
Tell us another one, Lizzy!
Thank you so much!
Thank you.
Thanks for doing this, padre. Big fan. Uh huh.
Thanks, man! (GRUNTS)
That I am looking for new henchmen?
That is a groovy idea! I'll go get some cookies and warm milk.
That job is mine!
That the beautiful wolf had wanted
That was great! (LAUGHS)
That was incredible!
That's not evil or a talent.
The biggest, baddest villain to serve.
The coolest super villain, like,ever!
The country owes you a great debt of gratitude.
The Dark Ages were actually fun times.
The end.
The high collar and cinched waist
The high collar and cinched waist
The material is a blend of taffeta and high density body armor.
The Minions had no other choice but to keep moving.
The Minions were safe!
The nation, nay, the world was celebrating Kevin, Stuart and Bob.
The Queen of England! Oh! Huh?
THE QUEEN: No!
THE QUEEN: Oh, dear!
THE QUEEN: Ooh!
THE QUEEN: We have a much better surprise for you!
The Queen's been kidnapped, Sarge!
The rest of your worthless little lives.
The tribe said their farewells.
The wolf offered the three piggies and all their friends
The world's first female super villain!
The world's first time machine!
Their new master had a tendency
Their quest for a boss put the Minions front and center
There are laws!
There he is!
There was gonna be a coronation,
There's no laughing in the dungeon!
These adorable little freaks are headed to Orlando, too!
They bounced from one evil boss to another,
They failed their mission.
They felt empty inside.
They found sanctuary.
They go by many names. Dave, Carl, Paul, Mike.
They truly made a life for themselves.
They're all different, but they all share the same goal.
Things look bleak, baby, I'm not gonna lie!
This is a restricted area! Hands in the air!
This is gonna be so fun!
This is Queen Elizabeth, ruler of England.
Tighter! (STRAINING)
Tighter! (STRAINING)
Tim!
Tim!
Tim? Tim!
To be crowned Queen of England!
To get her teeth crowned.
To make off with my crown?
To party all night and sleep all day.
To rise up and prove themselves worthy?
To serve the most despicable master they could find.
To win the day have emerged victorious! (MINIONS CHUCKLING)
Tom!
Tony! (LAUGHS)
Truly, the only men for this job are Kevin and his Minions!
Ugh, (SPEAKING MINIONESE)
Ugh! Ew!
Ugh! Ugh! Stuart! (SPEAKING MINIONESE)
Ugh.
Uh huh. Ah, okay, thank you,baby! Bye bye!
Uh, Herb... (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Uh, mmm...
Uh, nah.
Uh, no.
Uh, no. (SPEAKING MINIONESE)
Uh, no... (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Uh, Scarlet, (STAMMERS) Scarlet... (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Uh, Scarlet... (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Uh, so so.
Uh, telly?
Uh,no,no. No,no.no,no,no.
Uh...
Uh...
Uh...
Uh... (ALL SHUDDER)
Uh... (DOOR PEEPHOLE OPENS)
Uh... (SPEAKING MINIONESE)
Uh... (SPEAKING MINIONESE) Stuart! Huh? (STAMMERS)
Uh... (SPEAKS MINIONESE) ...please.
Uh... (SPEAKS MINIONESE) (FEEDBACK)
Uh... Oh!
Uh... Wow! (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Um, I think I'm gonna go with.
Unloved and abandoned.
Using Herb's invention to steal my crown?
VILLAIN 1: Come back here, you!
VILLAIN 2: Go, go, go!
VILLAIN 2: He won't get away!
Villain Con! (SPEAKING MINIONESE)
Villain Con! Whoo!
Villain Con.
VILLAIN: I got it! I got it!
Villains, this is no longer a coronation! It is an execution!
Wait, hold on. It is you. It's 100% you!
Wait, what? How did he...
WALTER: Tina. Hi!
We stole that because finally someone
Welcome to Buckingham Palace.
Well done.
Well, (IN SING SONG VOICE) times change!
Well, I hope you learned your lesson for today.
Well, this is it! I wanna tell you, and I really mean this.
Well, what if I were to tell you
Well, you'll all get what you deserve.
Well, you're gonna have to get through me!
Were you evil?
Were you?
What a small world! Hope we're not in rival gangs.
What about you? Any evil talents?
What are you doing here? (KEVIN STAMMERS)
What do you say we give these fellows a ride?
What was meant to be the coronation of
What's happening?
What's the rush?
When I started out, people said a woman
When it's completed, it'll be my ultimate weapon.
When we get to Orlando,
Which of these three gentlemen you'll go on a date with?
Which one shall I kill first?
Which, legend dictates, makes him the new king.
Who are you, my knights in shining denim? (MOANING GRUNT)
Who had a wonderful surprise for them!
Who invited the square?
Who is that organist? She is good! Right? She looks like an Edna.
Who stole the monarchy from me.
Who's this handsome "Herb" fella?
Whoa, Nelly! Run, fellas, run!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa!
Whoa! (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Whoa! (SPEAKS MINIONESE) ...mega ukulele!
Whoa! Ha ha! (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Whoo hoo!
Whoo hoo!
Whoo hoo!
Whoo hoo! (ALL CHUCKLE)
Whoo hoo! (CHUCKLES)
Whoo hoo! (LAUGHS)
Whoo hoo! Whoo hoo hoo!
Whoo! Whoo! Whoo! (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Whoo!Whoo! Whoo!
Why are you going to Orlando?
Why did the queen go to the dentist? (STRAINING)
With the emergence of the Stone Age
WOMAN: (ON PA) Give me that! (KEVIN YELLS)
WOMAN: (ON PA) Women's bell bottoms and tie dye shirts marked down.
WOMAN: King Bob! (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
WOMEN: (SINGING) VNC!
Wow! (CHUCKLES)
Wow! BUTLERS: Whoa! (GRUNT)
Wow! Harder than I thought. Next machine!
Wow! Ooh!
Wow! So many bad guys in the car, What fun!
Wow! Thank you!
Wow! These cats are pumped!
Wow! Who...
Yay!
Yeah, I see that! Hey, Walter Junior!
Yeah!
Yeah!
Yeah! (LAUGHS)
Yeah! (SPEAKS MINIONESE)
Yeah! We're here!
Yeah! Yes! Me, me, me!
Yee haw!

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