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Four Christmases (2008)

Four Christmases (2008)

Four Christmases is a hilarious comedy film released in 2008. The story revolves around Brad and Kate, played by Vince Vaughn and Reese Witherspoon, a couple who dread spending Christmas with their families. However, due to unforeseen circumstances, they find themselves having to visit all four of their divorced parents on Christmas Day. Chaos ensues as they encounter eccentric relatives, crazy situations, and learn valuable lessons along the way. Want to relive the laughter? You can play and download the sounds from Four Christmases right here!

A cock fighting but with dudes.
A flashlight?
A matching, Dora thermos, a big girl necklace...
A pound a month.
A verbal gift giving of sorts.
About anything you want to talk about.
Actually, can I have it back because...
Actually, I don't need you to get my gas money.
Ain't it nice to have everybody home for the holidays?
All flights have been grounded...
All I'm saying to you is, it's not fun when the shoes on the other foot, right.
All right, I'll let you know where I'm at.
All right, I'll tell her. I love you too. Bye.
All right, well.
All right?
All seven of them.
All the kids pretended that, Kate had cooties...
All the rest tends to work itself out.
All three on the roof.
Alright, the thing I'm not allowed to wear to, supercross.
Also, they're like little walking tax shelters.
Amen!
Amen.
And always great to see you, big guy.
And came home from the bar last, thursday.
And demand that they respect you. You know what I'm saying?
And get us, McDonald's as desert?
And give me a hug, you big, fat, purple teddy bear.
And I could say it, because, I don't have it.
And I did some of the cooking too, I even
And I don't even know your real name. doesn't that strike you as a little bit odd?
And I gotta keep bouncing him.
And I love her. Marriage kind of brings pressure...
And I think he was too.
And I think you're taking it out on me.
And I thought, for just a second. I felt...
And I was passed out and I say,
And I, Joseph, shall swaddle this baby!
And I, Joseph, will protect this child.
And I'll tell you, honey. I would give anything...
And I'm not leaving without one!
And I've been honest the whole time.
And if we do have them, then, you know...
And If you don't want to change them with me, I understand.
And if you say any of the taboo words...
And Joseph and Mary, went up from, Galilee...
And lacrosse coming at you all day. But if you go to a public school
And Mary wrapped the baby in swaddling clothes...
And Mary wrapped the baby in swaddling clothes...
And now...
And obligation, and I don't wanna live like that anymore.
And out of the city of, Nazareth.
And peace on earth to the highest point on earth!
And placed him in a manger.
And placed him in a manger.
And princess shoes!
And quite frankly with you, Kate, I think I...
And salt in the saltshakers.
And set some healthy boundaries...
And several divorces to learn that
And she wanted to see herself having a family with me
And spray with disinfectant to get off the cooties.
And that is a scheduled, C section that goes routinely
And that is the gift of being pregnant.
And that person's you.
And that's granddad
And that's uncomfortable too.
And that's why, there's this thing here so that I can't see what it is.
And the hotel rooms aren't transferable.
And the scuba diving there's gonna be totally different.
And then there was, umm...
And then they upload the footage to, YouTube.
And there was a... a vacuum.
And this is, Courtney's husband, Jim.
And to, Pastor Phil.
And you have really strong concrete ideas about not having any.
And you must be, Brad.
Apparently it's not going to cost you. We're paying for the services.
Are we ready to see the result...
Are you gonna actually eat while you play that?
Are you having this conversation with me, because you're comfortable having this conversation with me?
Are you joking me? These are the only clothes we have in the entire house?
Are you kidding me? Most days I'm lucky to get...
As quickly and as painlessly as possible.
At my mom's house. It was in my sister's bag...
Attention, San Francisco passengers.
Auntie Kate needs her marker back, okay?
Auntie, Kate will you please hold him whilst I..?
Auntie, Kate! Auntie, Kate!
Baby, baby Jesus is really kind of cute.
Baby, I know what you want to talk to me, about me.
Baby, listen to me, please.
Baby!
Baby.
Beacause that was weird.
Because I'm starting to get like really nervous.
Because on paper you've done everything right.
Because she gives so much, it's not like you're getting a lot back.
Because she was...
Because the tickets are already paid for
Because there was no room in the inn, they stayed in the stable.
Because there's nothing more important than family.
Because you ate your twin sister, and you took all of her powers.
Because you can write a lot of stuff off.
Before you try to help out a child or an unfit adult next to you.
Bending the truth to avoid my family.
Besides, that's not the things that we want in life.
Between the huffs, and the signals and stuff
Bitch, I'm talking to you!
Blah, blah, blah.
Brad be, Joseph.
Brad, I can't. You're wearing the swaddle around your belt!
Brad, I realized it today.
Brad, I'm gonna go see your dad and your brothers right now.
Brad, let me just let you know the truth. They're intimidated by you.
Brad, that was...!
Brad, this is very important. I wanna have this conversation.
Brad, we're going in. Let's go.
Brad, why don't you buzz your mom...
Brad, why don't you go next?
Brad, you're wearing the swaddle cloth on your belt.
Brad! Mistletoe!
Brad.
Brad.
Brad...
Bring it home, soldier boy.
Bring it!
But don't you ever feel guilty?
But here's this beautiful thing here. You know what I mean?
But I just...
But I just... I kinda want to talk about this now.
But I'd like for us to do somethings together.
But if there's two, you don't feel bad they got someone to play with.
But not angry. Inspired.
But now I gotta take it from you too?
But now we can live with them.
But now you're sleeping with my mom and it's a little bit weird for me
But the thing is when you're playing a board game...
But to somebody you're sharing your life with,
But unfortunately, that's not what I'm looking for.
But we should talk about it, because these things do happen.
But we'll probably end up sleeping...
But what I can do is get you set up for standby...
But you can't say any of the words listed beneath.
But you're twice their size.
But your also far enough that you got a small town field.
But, Bradford was the more sensitive type.
But, can you deliver the goodies?
But, honey, I do feel comfortable now
But, If it's all the same to everybody
But, it doesn't mean kids.
But, Kate sent all the gifts and stuff to you.
By being forced to being around our families today
By rhe way this is exactly why I was afraid if we came here.
By the way, my father's house can get particularly uncomfortable.
By the way, what did you say to your dad?
By your volunteering to be, Mary.
Bye bye.
Call me, Marilyn and get over here...
Can I ask you a question seriously?
Can we take it down a notch, please?
Can you appreciate that?
Can you leave it alone. You can't be my friend anymore.
Can't say game!
Can't think of what we don't do together.
Cancel it. We install things ourselves in this house.
Certainly hasn't missed many meals.
Check it out, baby. They're digging my walk.
Check that out!
Cheryl made the dressing I like so much
Clean yourself up a little, this is a nice church.
Cody, come on.
Come and get it! Sucker!
Come in!
Come on in and relax.
Come on, can I go in?
Come on, let's do this. I'm excited.
Come on, Mary!
Come on, you can't break her.
Come on!
Come play, war with me!
Come see the cool stuff grandpa, Creighton got me!
Coming in?
Congratulations, McVie family
Connecticut.
Connor, go get us some beers, man.
Cootie Kate.
Could you hold her? I need to bake another thing.
Could you not say tits, please?
Courtney, what would you give?
Courtney.
Courtney.
Cradle robber.
Creating all these boundaries you know, and making sure that
Dad and Mom in the same room?
Dad, can you check on, Jackson?
Dad, how does it feel?
Dad, I think you gonna want a professional to handle this.
Dad, she was a cashier, that's not really a career.
Dad...!
Daphne, please.
Daphne.
Daphne. That's a really beautiful name.
Denver and Dallas were more comfortable with, Howard.
Denver and Susan are watching TV.
Did she just say that?
Did you break anything?
Did you get me some sort of cheap old satellite?
Did, Brad leave to get a jumpstart
Different. You know? I felt hopeful.
Dig in there, tear it up.
Do I pick it up or not?
Do not throw rocks when you live in the house of, Joe.
Do you feel like we've been on this vacation before?
Do you have something to say about my wife's cheese?
Do you send them to private school? Because then you got sweater vests
Doesn't mean I need me a fancy pants lawyer son...
Don't compare your situation.
Don't make me come and get you.
Don't most women want to have a natural birth?
Don't wanna be blindsided again.
Don't worry about it. You're a therapist, keep going.
Don't worry, he always comes back.
Don't!
Enough! This child's life is now in jeopardy.
Even worse!
Everybody would call me when I went to the bar and say
Everyone called her, Joe. She was, Kate's only friend.
Everyone needs to put on your oxygen mask.
Exactly. Promise me that no matter what happens today...
Except I didn't have some kind, older, soft spoken black man...
Fiji?
For foster kids.
For she knows not what she's done!
For the record, I do forgive you.
Get him some water.
Get it!
Get it!
Get your hands off me, right now.
Give it to me!
Give it to me.
Give me a hand.
Give me back my baby!
Glory to the new born King!
Glory to, god!
Go!
Good to see you.
Google me, bitch!
Google me. You might wanna look me up sometime, Barbara!
Gosh, wasn't it so hard to find gifts...
Gotta go and do some man's work.
Gram gram, would you like to go next?
Grandma's boyfriend plays with me whenever I want.
Great, dude. Mock me for being educated. That's awesome.
Great.
Guys can we try to stay positive here?
Guys there's other people on this table, uncomfortable.
Haircuts don't lie. What did you do with Joe...
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah!
Hallelujah! Kate, you stand up!
Hallelujah! The cure of the world!
Hallelujah! The cure of the world!
Happy New Year, Bay Area!
Have you ever listened to the words of a wedding ceremony?
Having kids with me.
He doesn't have a job yet but they're working on it.
He knows I slept with the entire water polo team.
He's tall.
Hello. There's a new born King. Hallelujah!
Helping orphans in, Somalia.
Helping, Chinese kids capture lobsters.
Here we go.
Hey listen, I can't get up, Jackson is very gassy...
Hey listen. If one of these houses gets a little too intense...
Hey, big city, come to open up some presents!
Hey, Dad.
Hey, Dad.
Hey, guys!
Hey, how was traffic getting out here, huh?
Hey, it's good to have my friend back.
Hey, look it. This is, christmas and we're not gonna go there.
Hey,hey!
Hey! Okay!
Hey.
Hi, auntie Kate.
Hi, Auntie, Kate. Where's, Brad?
Hi, I'm, Cheryl. I'm your dad's girlfriend.
Hi, Kasi. Merry christmas.
Hi, mom.
Hi, nice to meet you.
Hi.
Hi.
Hold on, angel crossing! Angel crossing!
Honest about who you are, what you need...
Honey, I don't wanna fight either.
Honey, I want you to feel comfortable to talk to me
Honey, my childhood was just like the, Shawshank Redemption.
Honey, Pastor Phil needs you.
Honey?
Hot or cold what? What the hell does that mean, hot or cold?
How about an airline that your airline's filled out before?
How about now, is it better now?
How about now?
How can you really appreciate someone for who they are...
How could you lie to us, Daddy?
How do you calm down of a such a high?
How in the hell did you find an X Box for under 10 dollars?
How long until she warms up to me?
How much is this gift gonna cost me a month?
How to play the game, you obviously don't understand
How was I supposed to know you hadn't told him?
How's that even possible?
Hump it! Hump it!
I always said you were the smart one, Lando.
I am so glad you came.
I am so proud of you.
I came here for a marker...
I can hardly feel mine anymore.
I can make it work! Hold on!
I can not believe you didn't tell me your real name.
I can not believe you told him about Cootie Kate.
I can't believe I nailed that baby's head.
I can't believe my family is showing you all the pictures of my childhood.
I can't believe you came.
I can't believe you threw me down...
I can't do this.
I could increase the frequency with which...
I did feel like an air traffic controller.
I did get it to stop crying there for a second.
I did it!
I did it.
I did not pull the goalie. That's not what this conversation is about.
I didn't know there was a 10 dollar spending cap.
I didn't mean to do all of that, I was actuall just trying to...
I didn't want to have kids and I took this test,
I don't even know what happened, I can't even remember the procedure
I don't have an attitude. I've shut down.
I don't think I wanna know either.
I don't understand.
I don't want a conversation about it
I don't want a fancy satellite. I don't want any kind of satellite.
I don't want to fight.
I don't want to have this conversation. I don't wanna have it.
I don't want to speak ill of your mother on, christmas.
I don't want you to apologize for it because, love...
I fed her, I put a roof over her head and I never lied to her face.
I feel like that's okay. I wanna be in a relationship...
I feel the same way that I did when we first met,
I follow, gram, gram with that...
I forgot my line.
I get it.
I got a, Dora the Explorer backpack...
I got some in my mouth!
I gotta take everything to the next level.
I hate those cheap buildings.
I have a feeling that your gift from, Santas
I have a great idea! Internet dating.
I have been present. I've been here all day.
I haven't seen that move in a while.
I heard it fills up really quick.
I helped you come up with this, when you were drunk...
I just came by to see you.
I just can't do this anymore.
I just don't want to be like, responsible for this kid...
I just gotta adjust it. How about now?
I just said I wouldn't.
I just said I wouldn't.
I just want something different for us.
I just...
I kind of feel like a Saudi prince in here.
I know exactly what this means.
I know how, Celine Dion feels after one of those shows,
I know I've found the one person in life
I know that comes with its own challenges for 9 months...
I know what I'm doing. I don't need any lock nut.
I know you didn't say it. But you don't have any.
I like flowers.
I like those glasses, that was a nice touch.
I like to think that we're keeping it special for us
I love my rabbit ears!
I love you.
I love you. I'll see you in a little bit.
I mean, once they become a certain age, we're not gonna have them on the lawnmower.
I mean, they give you love, unconditionally.
I never had a sexual thought about your mom until I was 30.
I never said, I was too cool for kids.
I picked up a pair of those noise canceling headphones, you wanted.
I played a tree because I had a bad stage fright, do you remember this?
I put the ice cubes in the glasses
I really don't want to get into this.
I really need to talk to you for a sec.
I should probably check us in online, after this.
I spoiled her, that's what I did.
I think having this conversation because in my heart
I think it kind of liked me.
I thought for sure, I'd always known that
I told my dad that of course we'll be going over there.
I took a pregnancy test today.
I took a pregnancy test today.
I wanna go to, Fiji.
I wanna talk to you about something.
I want a man whose hand doesn't shake...
I want to do it too!
I want us to be open, to love each other...
I was honest...
I was in Cancun, and I was wearing this bikini top, I'd lost all this weight...
I was in the bathroom, and I'd been a couple of days late
I was thinking about the entire show.
I wish I would've called you sooner.
I would like to give more of myself to my church...
I would like to know that were gonna put mine on before you put your own. You know?
I would think that you and, Brad...
I would too.
I wouldn't and the, FAA wouldn't want me to do it either.
I'd also like to give myself another gift.
I'd like to umm...
I'd rather be like stuck on an island...
I'd really just rather not talk about it.
I'll be damned. I'll be damned.
I'll be your nice uncle...
I'll do the buzzer.
I'll fix myself here. There we go.
I'll get sick. I can't be here.
I'll see you top side in five.
I'll start missing flights more often.
I'm a grown man with hair on my chest, right?
I'm a... Who isn't, right? You're close enough to the city...
I'm explaining the game.
I'm fine.
I'm from, North Dakota and this is how we handle our business...
I'm giving examples. I have a thing here.
I'm gonna take a minute and just.
I'm just hoping for a chance to be your friend.
I'm just looking out for you on this one. I want you to be cool.
I'm nervous. I can't feel my legs. Please don't do this to me.
I'm nervous. I can't feel my legs. Please don't do this to me.
I'm not a kid, you can't talk to me like that anymore.
I'm not gonna go and in there and pretend
I'm not gonna tell you.
I'm not over reacting, Brad. I get it.
I'm not staged trained. I never played Pippin.
I'm so excited to have you all here to play this game together.
I'm sorry, gram, gram, but that's my belt. That's attached to me.
I'm sorry, sir. I don't make the fog, I deal with it.
I'm sure this is a good gift too. Okay?
I'm sure you don't have cooties now.
I'm the one changing the rules.
I'm vacationing in tropical Albany this year...
I'm waiting to see if it's positive or negative
I'm, Brad.
I'm, Courtney.
I'm, Denver that's, Dallas. And this is, Orlando.
I've been given a note.
I've fixed all of your favorite dishes, Bradford.
I've gotta save my line, we're losing the audience.
I've never seen her play with my kids before.
If this house gets too uncomfortable for you.
If we'd met in college, our relationship, probably would've developed between us.
If we're on a plane, and it was going down.
If you get one, you might as well get two 'cause they're like dogs.
If you leave one by itself, at home, you're never gonna leave.
If you need to get out of here, you let me know where your comfort zone is.
If you think I'll allow a sex predator...
If you wanna say Mistletoe because it's too heavy for you, I get it.
If you want to pay, for the stuff, you pay for it.
In front of the entire congregation.
In my wildest imagination.
In the 5th grade, bunch of kids trapped Kate inside the jump jump.
In the, Yucatan?
Instead of making me take laps around the anxiety pool.
It doesn't bother me if you were a really abnormally large child...
It is so nice to meet you, young lady.
It just kind of all happened. But, god.
It just sucks that we're not able to be there with you and the entire family.
It just wasn't what I wanted to hear.
It must be really nice for, Kasi.
It says I can't say shish!
It sounds like a name of a flower.
It was a 10 dollar spending cap.
It'd appear that my wife is better at...
It'd appear that my wife is better at...
It's a really disgusting...
It's a satellite, you gotta point it up at the satellite.
It's a whole new thing.
It's about the dangers of procreating.
It's awesome, baby. You're so awesome.
It's been so long.
It's brown.
It's deadlier out there.
It's different water different fish.
It's difficult to do that.
It's fun.
It's gonna be really good. I'm excited.
It's gonna be so much fun.
It's got the triple core processor, wireless controllers the whole deal.
It's great.
It's great.
It's just crazy to me. We've been together for 3 years now
It's kebab.
It's me. It's me. Are you okay?
It's not a satellite, genius! It's a satellite dish!
It's not like you ever come around. You haven't been here in like... Forever.
It's not something I want to get into right now.
It's okay sweetie, just do the next card.
It's okay, sweetie.
It's really nice for everyone.
It's such a great cause, but honestly...
It's taken me a lot of years
It's the same, loud for everybody.
It's too much.
It's, christmas, right, don't you have to?
It's, christmas. Let's keep the momentum going here.
Jackson...
Jim and I know everything there is to know about each other.
Just because I drive a combine for a living...
Just give her a chance to warm up to you.
Just give me the marker. Okay?
Just give me the marker. Okay?
Just inseparable.
Just lift up his diaper and see if he made one.
Just like I know he experimented with men.
Just remember, acting is reacting.
Just wanted to let you and our little new year's baby know
Kasi, please come out of there!
Kasi, why don't you go tell grandpa thanks...
Kasi!
Kasi!
Kasi.
Kasi.
Kate always hated the jump jump.
Kate has been kind enough to send us some games.
Kate will play the, Virgin Mary.
Kate, are you crazy? Did you just commit us to go?
Kate, could you be a lamb and explain the rules?
Kate, I don't have time for this. I don't wanna be late for, Pastor Phil.
Kate, I that you're upset with your family...
Kate, these are my brothers: Denver and Dallas.
Kate, they are trained, UFC fighters.
Kate, what can I get you to drink?
Keep away!
Keep away! Keep away!
Last I heard, Joe coaches women's wrestling.
Let me apologize for them.
Let that be a lesson to you kids...
Let's do it.
Let's get these off, of you.
Let's go in.
Let's go inside, have a drink. Just the two of us.
Let's go say hello to those lucky parents!
Let's keep it moving.
Let's open the presents...
Let's sit here and catch up for a minute.
Let's test it out.
Let's... Let's celebrate.
Like a transformer.
Like building houses in third world countries.
Like getting fat and having people stare at you funny
Like maybe it would just happen and
Like one person comes out, one person doesn't.
Like play baseball and ride motorcycles?
Like that thing you see on the pay per view.
Like you would tell, Jim you're Cootie, Courtney.
Like: I promise to obey. Or Till death do us part.
Listen to me, Brad. I'm going to really need you to look out for me up there.
Listen, If there's one thing we've learned
Listen. Actually I'm sorry I didn't call you sooner.
Look at the joy you've brought to this congregation, Kate...
Look, I'm sorry about that, Dad.
Look...
Looks like someone's trying to show off how much money he makes.
Making babies than swaddling them, no? Yes?
Maybe at first, but the nipples get tough.
Maybe later, grandpa is busy.
Maybe you should hold the baby.
Me and you dry humping on the beach.
Means never having to say that your, sorry. You know what I mean?
Merry christmas again!
Merry christmas, Kate. Come on in.
Merry christmas, mom.
Merry Christmas, tiny. Good to see you.
Merry christmas.
Mistletoe!
Mistletoe!
Mistletoe.
Mom, I'm not the one saying the things!
Mom, the answer's been said. She said the answer.
Mom.
More serious with me. She said that
More than anything, this scares me to my core.
Mrs. Kincaid.
My brother thinks his daughter, the four year old...
My dad, your mom. My mom, your dad.
My Dad's a unique specific animal. Your mother's not.
My given name is, Orlando. But I changed it to, Brad.
My god, he breastfed until he was five.
My man's skirt, is it short or is it okay?
My mother makes me crazy every time I talk to her.
My name is, Kent. What's your name?
My stuff fell out.
My wife is pregnant, but it's not my child.
No flights are coming in and no flights are going out...
No one ever told me there's gonna be lines...
No, actually... Okay.
No, after that.
No, I didn't forget anything.
No, I won't get in front of a bunch of strangers.
No, it's not a cheap old satellite.
No, it's not a little bit odd. I hated my name, so I changed it.
No, it's worse. It's still crappy.
No, not really.
No, Santa is dad. Dad is...
No, you boys could get hurt.
No, you shouldn't. You shouldn't let them walk over you either.
No! Dad!
No.
No. I wasn't Pippin, I was in Pippin.
No. In fact, she said she wanted to get
Nobody loves me!
None that you can see.
Not because we have to, you know?.
Not if you tell them you're doing charity work.
Not long at all.
Not long. I don't remember, but it wasn't long.
Not much. Do you need to use the bathroom?
Not that we're planning on it. We're just talking about it, because these things happens.
Nothing really beats being honest.
Now I'm passed out. Now I'm not living I won't help anybody.
Obviously I know that it's not a flower, but it sounds like it could be.
Of course. So, you try to get your team mate...
Of that immaculate conception?
Of, Mary and Joseph for the last three years...
Oh by the way I made a couple's massage reservation for this weekend.
Oh I forgot you're too cool for kids. It cramps your independence.
Oh my, god, honey. I am so sorry that you had to see that.
Oh my, god! Do you know what happens to your nipples after your breast feed?
Oh rub a pon pon, Brad, you stand up!
Oh, boy.
Oh, Conner honey don't eat those brownies.
Oh, here comes...
Oh, Kate uh...
Oh, my God.
Oh, my God. There's so many different ways to play this thing.
Oh, oh goodness.
Oh, okay.
Ohh, wax!
Okay but your real name isn't asshole. It's like your middle name.
Okay here's, Jesus.
Okay it was called, Get fit camp.
Okay let's light a fire. Let's light a fire.
Okay let's not over react to this situation here.
Okay make this stop, please.
Okay, Daphne...
Okay, find your truth. I'll blow the roof of this bitch.
Okay, gentlemen.
Okay, here we go.
Okay, honey, you can say, like, look or...
Okay, I got lines. I gotta try to get my voice ready.
Okay, I see your point.
Okay, I'll go first.
Okay, I'm coming up.
Okay, in high school, my senior year spring break...
Okay, listen.
Okay, look. I'm really, really sorry.
Okay, Mom, I can say shush.
Okay, okay. Honestly, I think it's my fault.
Okay, so this is something that you would eat...
Okay, that's great. Nicely said.
Okay, this is a town in, France.
Okay, this is like an animal attack video.
Okay, we're all set!
Okay, you know what...?
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay. And I'd like the relationship to go to, Fiji.
Okay. Daphne, if I could just...
Okay. Hi, Bernard.
Okay. I got your back. Gotcha.
Okay. On your mark, get set, go!
Okay. Sounds good.
On having the first baby of the, new year!
On inoculating babies in, Burma?
On your mark, get set, go!
Or are you just having this conversation, because you wanna go to, Fiji?
Or are you too busy moving your, BlackBerry and having them tell you to shut it off?
Or do I still need a volunteer?
Or having kids right away. just means that we're open
Or I will take you to your knees in front of this entire bar.
Or maybe if you came home you'd know crap like that.
Or maybe if you came home you'd know crap like that.
Or weaving ponchos for pregnant women
Orlando, you're closest to the tree, you distribute.
Orlando?
Orlando?
Our families can be a little much sometimes.
Our time's up.
Pastor Phil has encouraged us to dispense...
Peek a boo.
Peek a boo.
Please sweetheat, do not feel embarrassed if you feel the need...
Praise Him! Hallelujah!
Praise Him! Praise Him! Talk to Him, lady!
Probably going to ring around 10 dollars too.
Promise?
Pull the damn thing!
Put it, in it.
Really?
Really? I'm a big fan of, Connecticut.
Red leather. Yellow leather. Red leather. Yellow webber.
Relax, Brad. It was negative. I'm not pregnant.
Right, right.
Right, so why wouldn't you wanna get married?
Right.
Right.
Save it, Kent. I'm not looking for a BFF.
Say that again and I'm gonna bust your mouth open.
Seven years. Until 6th.
She buzzes me, I'm trying to explain to you...
She finally smelled the pathetic on you, did she?
She likes you fine.
She looks like, Shaq.
She made it!
She never wanted me to burn, so she would rub it...
She stopped crying.
She's a great lover.
She's bad and she sucks.
She's not walking or taking care of herself by now?
She's not with me.
She's nothing but a common street whore.
She's outside in the jump jump with the rest of the neighbourhood kids.
She's was a lot naughty, but in the fun way.
Shish. Shish. Shish.
Shit, that feels good.
Should I do it maybe like, This child's a blessing for the both of us.
Shut it, soldier boy!
Shut up, and let me work!
Sir, excuse me.
Smelling them, stuff like that. Sending them to people, it's good.
So I just thought I should probably take a test.
So it's like, this doesn't mean we're getting married
So when's the big day?

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