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Without a Paddle (2004)

Without a Paddle (2004)

Without a Paddle is a comedic adventure film released in 2004. Directed by Steven Brill, it stars Seth Green, Matthew Lillard, and Dax Shepard as childhood friends who embark on a wild journey to find the fortune of legendary outlaw, D.B. Cooper. Filled with humorous mishaps and unexpected encounters in the wilderness, the trio faces both the elements and quirky characters along their perilous quest. If you're interested in experiencing the sounds of their escapades, you can play and download them here.

A Thursday?
A trip? Great call. Where we going?
Abort the fetal position! It's not working!
Actually, I can't.
After everything we've been through,
Again, not that abnormal.
All data points to us being... How do you humans say it?
All right, all right. Heave ho.
All right, fellas.
All right, I know you guys won't grasp this concept,
All right, I'm out of here.
All right, ladies, on your feet. Let's get this over with.
All right, let's load up. There's treasure in them hills.
All right, suckers.
All right, that is it. I'm out.
All right, that's it. You're dead.
All right.
All right.
All right. Let's rudder back.
All right. This trip is officially over. This is finished! Let's...
All we gotta do is jump up over that 100 foot waterfall,
And a long and unbelievably happy life together.
And he had a flashlight. He was gonna signal me,
And he wouldn't do it unless we were all together.
And his best friend too.
And I also like being out here. I like this, right now.
And I know that sounds dumb, but it's something that we have to do.
And I will prove to her that I grew up just enough
And I won't have a parking space anymore.
And I'm gonna get it. Come on, pleated pants, let's go.
And if we don't?
And if you work hard, you get it all back.
And if you're from the logging company,
And it's got a camera and it's got an address book and, listen,
And my mind goes back to a girl I left some years ago
And my two friends and I are lost in the woods. Hello?
And now you wanna cuddle with it.
And people who live in the environment.
And the city they call Long Beach
And the snow must have covered up the top there.
And the years have been going by faster and faster.
And then all of a sudden,
And then held each other, soaking wet, until the morning.
And then I jumped on the grenade to save my buddies and...
And then I'm gonna distract them. You two slide down after me. All right?
And then we hike the Devil's Staircase,
And then you, you scared us with your testicle mounting speech.
And there were some harsh words exchanged,
And there's fresh salmon in that river for the taking.
And these guys are down there beating them up. And these are their guns.
And we found it, so we get our most valuable possessions back.
And we have a special dedication by Dan's mom, entitled:
And we have a special dedication by Dan's mom, entitled:
And we're trespassing, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
And what's your forest name?
And you gotta go right now.
And, Tom, I believe this is your contribution.
And... Who cares, you know?
Angie!
Any signs of life?
Are you gonna catch it when I throw it up?
Are you maintaining a safe distance back there?
Are you sure?
As three local heroes emerge to a cheering crowd.
At the Monsoon Lagoon.
At work, I just sit in my office and I think,
Baby! You're home.
Bag it when you're done. Put it in the basket up top.
Bears have very short attention spans. I know a guy who trains them.
Because I am busy trying to convince the love of my life
Because I was a white water guide in Northern California, NoCal.
Because I'm afraid somehow it'll get, like, d****d over my head
Because I've been alone in this cabin for 30 years.
Because if they found out I got stoned, they'll think that I'm a stoner.
Because we're doing it!
Because you don't have a head, because I cut it off!
Being alive, that's the treasure.
Billy thought D.B. landed right here. There's no way he did this as a kid.
Billy. Jesus, Billy.
Billy's dead.
Blew my rib cage all to shit.
Boy, he smacked me right in the head.
Boy...
Bring the tail out.
But don't let go
But I have patients and...
But I might be out of the house. For a bit. Yeah, because
But I'm never off, always on To the break of dawn
But if he did one thing right,
But if you waste your time,
But it's not them, you know what I mean?
But look at this, pal!
But you could've left.
But, really...
C O M P T O N
C 3PO.
Calm down, Daniel, we're gonna be all right.
Can you make it?
Catch the rope!
Catch you around, boys!
Chasing these jag offs.
Chew it up and eat it.
Cinnamon.
Class IV, V?
Climbing with the possibility of...
Close to your heart.
Cobweb. Look out.
Come back to bed, you guys. I'm freezing.
Come on up.
Come on, Dan. Soothing songs from the past.
Come on, Dennis, I'm gonna get them!
Come on, Jer. Come up.
Come on, Jerry, get down.
Come on, prairie dog.
Come on, they must've headed up towards the river.
Come on!
Come on!
Come on! I see them! I got them!
Come on.
Congrats. I'm happy for you.
Cooper parachuted out of a plane up north with a bunch of stolen cash.
Corner of Bumfuck and You Got a Purty Mouth.
Creeping me out.
Cut it down, Elwood.
D.B.
D.B. didn't burn it all.
D.B. had this plan, see.
Damn it, you head to the left. I'll cut them off.
Dan, what's that next to your signature? That's not blood.
Dan, you're the only one small enough to go through.
Dancing...
Dano, let's go.
Dano, whatever happened between you and Cockeyed Katie, anyway?
Dano!
Dano! Hey.
Dead! D E A D! Dead!
Del was looking for him, but it was winter.
Denise. What are you doing home? Hey.
Did I ask you to talk?
Did you know he ran with the bulls?
Did you notice how many hot chicks were at that funeral?
Didn't she kiss you once?
Do you guys have a cell phone that we could use?
Do you really wanna hear this crap?
Do you really wanna hurt me?
Do you really wanna hurt me?
Do you really wanna hurt me?
Do you really wanna hurt me?
Do you really wanna make me cry?
Do you really want to make me cry?
Do you think there's beer in heaven?
Do you think they saw us?
Do you understand?
Doctors study other doctors' work.
Does a bear shit in the woods?
Don't get cocky, 30 year old Dr. Mott, with 46 years of school under his belt.
Don't give up. Keep looking. Hey, is it cool to be a grown up?
Don't make me go in through the throat.
Don't need any.
Don't waste the ammo.
Don't worry. We're all gonna do great things.
Don't you cry for me
Dr. Mott has finally run out of things to be afraid of.
Dry timber...
Dudes, dudes. Seriously. Seriously.
Dudes.
Dy no mite!
Dy no mite.
Dy no mite.
Dy no mite.
Dy no mite.
Earth Child's limbs were just waving, heaving back and forth,
Eat it.
Eat it.
Eating our mosquito netting. Just salted it up, and it was good.
Elwood,
Elwood, that is the best idea you have had, ever.
Elwood, throw it!
Elwood, what are you doing?
Elwood, you all right?
End of the line, boys. Come on down.
Every day I develop some new and exciting phobia.
Every time I get comfortable.
Every time.
Except there's no one around to hear me play it.
Excuse me for getting an MD and starting a successful practice.
Excuse me, sir? Sir? Excuse me.
Excuse me. Excuse me.
Excuse me. I found a way to make 12 grand a month without having an MD.
Explaining?
Fine. But I say we avoid them and we launch around the bend there, okay?
First thing, I want you to put some clothes on.
First we gotta find our way out of this hellhole,
Fly free and know that love follows you.
Follow that right down to the bottom of the mountain.
Footprints with no people in them.
Footprints.
For Billy.
For me, Jer, for me?
Forward! No, backstroke, backstroke!
Forward! No, backstroke, backstroke!
Forward! No, backstroke, backstroke!
Freeze, perverts.
Full on Tantric orgasm, are you kidding me? Hey, didn't...?
Full on Tantric orgasm.
Gentlemen.
Get on your wheeler.
Get that right combination...
Get the loot.
Get up, you stoner dogs!
Get you away from that computer, Jer!
Get you out of the doctor's office, Dano.
Getting close, Elwood.
Give me that.
Give them hell, Tommy.
Glad I caught you guys before you headed out. I got something for you.
Go up the river, all Huck Finn, Apocalypse Now style.
Go, go, back here. Come on.
Go, go, go!
Go!
Go. Go.
God, I remember it being taller.
Good God! Let's pull off memory highway.