Transformers: Revenge of the Fallen (2009) Edit

A classified strike team called NEST.

A clear example:

A deeper revelation dawns.

A great battle took place over possession of the Matrix.

A leader worthy of our secret.

A living Prime!

A lot of prob

A secret, a brave squad of soldiers.

A tomb we cannot find.

A wormy that's crabby

Absolutely. Let's go!

Accept that her boy's all grown up, you know.

Actually, I am.

After all the damage in Shanghai,

Ah, what the

Ain't those working?

Air support, we need Big Booter delivered and dropped now.

Alice, I'm horrified you had to see this. Let's go.

All 'cause of you, and your little criminal girlfriend.

All along.

All hands lost.

All I ever want to be was an astronaut.

All you want but you can't give me the talking...

All you, eager nubile young minds on the very cusp of adulthood.

Alright, Agent Simmons. I'm listening.

Alright, everybody, be steady.

Alright, give NEST team the go.

Alright, Grace...

Alright, let's go, move out!

Alright, meat store's closed. Everybody out!

Alright, so this is where we communicate with the JCS.

Alright, team, grab your shoots.

Alright, that's enough.

Alright, those Decepticons are searching for Sam.

Alright, wait here. I'll give you the go/no go, alright?

Alright, we're gonna draw fire from the left flag.

An alien blood feud has been brought to our shores

An open invitation to come to Earth,

And and, see where it leads us, okay?

And ancient runes all over the world.

And bring him back to life?

And find you.

And get Egypt's General Salaam,

And great violence.

And had a meltdown in the middle of my class.

And have any stranger giving you anything suspicious to carry on today?

And have any stranger giving you anything suspicious to carry on today?

And he recently had his cherry popped.

And he saw Megatron, Megatron zapped him

And he saw Megatron, Megatron zapped him

And he started seeing these crazy symbols, okay.

And he wanted to kill you all by turning on that machine.

And I know what, you need me.

And I know where to find them.

And I know you know what happens

And I shall be your consort, your guide,

And I think some of them stayed.

And I wasn't, uh... there.

And I'm gonna skinny dip and you can't say shit about it!

And in my experience, the judgement of both Major Lennox and his team,

And it rhymes with home theater.

And it smelled like like diesel. Like a diesel he dinged to it.

And maybe, I saw some of your, uh... alien drawings or whatever.

And Megatron wants what's in my mind.

And nobody gonna know nothing, y'know I mean?

And now we're underneath the moon and the stars

And on top of that, I'm a wanted fugitive.

And return to Diego Garcia. Any further orders?

And since no one...

And tell them the truth. Like I had nothing to do with this,

And the leprechauns went and booby trapped it.

And the three most beautiful pyramids on the planet

And the, uh...

And they set out in the Universe seeking distant suns to harvest.

And this area serves as the Autobots' hangar.

And watch the magic happen.

And we will win it as we always have,

And what I know, is that this is going to work.

And what if it doesn't work?

And without it, our race will perish.

And you still can't even tell me that you love me.

And you will, my apprentice.

And you'll have a power you've never known.

And... I heard you have a problem.

Angel Six,

Any bad robot out there better get ready for ass whooping.

Any last words?

Any of these look like the symbols you saw?

Any one else care to have some sort of mental breakdown?

Arcee twins, target coming your way.

Arcees, get ready to launch.

Archaeologists found these unexplained markings

Are all seeking the cooperation of worldwide law enforcements.

Are you Are you trying?

Are you crazy?

Are you okay?

Are you okay?

Are you serious?

Around the globe.

As fast we can, okay?

As we get it...

As you've seen,

Ask him to clear some US V over flights in Egyptian airspace.

At last, Prime is dead.

At least he's faithful, Sam.

At the bottom of the Laurentian Abyss,

Autobot twins, report to Hangar Three.

Autobots, attack!

Autobots, I'm in pursuit.

Autobots, report to hangar for transport.

B 1, stand on my target. 30 seconds...

Back of a $1 bill.

Bail out, bail out, bail out, bail out?

Bail out?

Balanced and medicated enough for another coral space.

Basic lengths. Only 18 inches of meat.

Beautiful; that's what I like to hear.

Because guys always run when you say it first.

Because I believe it.

Because I have to secure the VIPs first.

Because I know about the Matrix.

Because I tried to kill you and it's completely understandable.

Because your leaders believed we brought vengeance upon your planet.

Bee, I want to talk to you about the college thing, okay?

Bee, if you hate me, I understand.

Bee! Shoot it.

Before I got fired.

Begin our assault!

Beginning, middle, end. Facts, details, condense, plot, tell it.

Behave.

Behold the eternal glory of Jetfire!

Behold the work of Albert Einstein,

Behold to the only Jetfire!

Being my girlfriend is hazardous to your health.

Best put me out of this plane.

Between state farm and the taxpayers, we're all taken care of.

Black Hawks, clear to land.

Black Light in X Trait. This is Black Light in Tango.

Blackbird.

Bollocks.

Boy, you returned for me.

Brace for impact.

Brain? What does he mean by my brain?

Bravery will only get you so far.

Breach in B 14.

Break that, these worthless

Break your rack up, lose your primary.

Breaking news at Shanghai.

Bring in Sideswipe!

Bugger!

Bumblebee, get them out of here.

Bumblebee, you are the decoy. You lead the Decepticons away, alright?

Bumblebee!

Bumblebee! Get in the garage.

But before your president decides, please ask him this.

But first, we have some delicate work to do.

But I do.

But I don't want anything to do with it

But I fear it soon will be.

But I will raise you a President of the United States.

But I will raise you a President of the United States.

But I would like you to hear from the leader of the Autobots.

But I'm here for your help, Sam.

But last night's encounter came with a warning:

But no more.

But not your advancements in weaponry.

But the last fragment of the All Spark was stolen.

But the soldiers brought the body of Prime.

But they said the readings were infantesimal.

But we, we've got to stick together.

But who are you to judge what's best for us?

But you gotta be in the classified access list.

By our earliest ancestors a millenium ago.

By the human child.

By the Primes I call my brothers.

By the way, I read your file.

Called the Matrix of Leadership.

Cam shafts.

Can seem to tell me what the enemy is now after,

Can somebody tell me why we can't establish simple radio contact?

Can you focus? Can you tell us why we're in Egypt

Can you read this?

Can you see those three stars?

Can you stop... Watch the foot! Watch your foot!

Can't you do something?

Capable of great compassion...

Careful grip, boy. Careful grip.

Check it out. I'm hearing you, okay?

Check this out.

China, Egypt, Greece.

Chinese airspace has been locked and sealed.

Classified NBE 1, AKA Megatron,

Clear a path.

Clear! Take a shot. Clear! Take a shot.

Closer.

Closest one's in Washington.

Code 9 A...

Code Tot, as in King Tutankhamen,

Come here, b back.

Come here, boy.

Come here, boy.

Come here. Come here.

Come on, big guy.

Come on, get in.

Come on, go, pack!

Come on, guys, I can't be the only one in class

Come on, kiddo,

Come on, let's go. All hands on deck.

Come on, we got to move. We got to move! Come on!

Come on, you guys. What are you waiting for?

Come on!

Come on!

Come on.

Come on. Get up!

Commence Operation Firestorm. Send everyone.

Confirmed for Project Beat Six drop point.

Contact Destroyer, USS Kit.

Contact the Jordanians, see what their assets they've got in the area.

Coordinates 29.5 north, 34.88 east.

Coordinates for air drop, 29.5 north, 34.88 east.

Could that energy somehow be used to reactivate Optimus

Cover for us.

Cowards do survive.

Cut, cut, cut.

Dad, stop, okay? Get in the car.

Dad, we got a fire!

Dad, you're just gonna let her run around school.

Dammit.

Damn, I'm good.

Damn... No!

Decepticons, mobilise.

Decepticons, voice location.

Decepticons!

Decepticons!

Deep into the soft tissues of my brain,

Detected.

Detected.

Did you guys just mess with the minor details?

Did you rent the room out?

Did you see that film Gunfire Aero Kay Karao?

Die!

Director Galloway, our national security advisor

Director Galloway, what an honor.

Dive, Cookie.

Do it again.

Do not tell my mother.

Do you have any idea what is like a slowly fall of parton die?

Do you have it?

Do you know what you said?

Do you remember?

Do you think your little box of souveniers

Don't answer. I don't know what you're hiding,

Don't believe the hype, bro.

Don't catch me with the thing.

Don't make me that fast.... 'cause I'll do it.

Don't talk to me about classified, alright?

Don't tell me.

Don't you dare slip in with me, fleshwing.

Drive, drive, drive, drive, drive, drive.

Drop your weapons! Drop your weapons!

Dropping in five, four, three, two, one.

Dude, it's not fake. The Internet's pure true.

Dumper dumper. I gotta go, alright?

Each on a different continent.

Earth? Terrible name for a planet,

Ease on fire.

East on the mile that way.

Easy fix. Puzzle, code, in my head. Now it's on the walls.

Effing was my effing idea. He stole it.

Egypt.

Einstein's wrong.

Embedded by no one at the White House.

EMP burst.

Enemy target, top of pyramid.

Energy doesn't go mass times velocity light square

Engage, engage, engage.

Epps!

Especially, girls like you with options.

Estimated time of detachment NEST, 0600 AM

ETA to station, two minutes.

Even if we could figure out a way to get big man over there.

Even in death, there's no command but mine.

Ever questioned mind, guys, that archaeologists have been here before.

Everything about anything alien, he's supposed to know.

Everything is good.

Ex.

Except you landed on my testicles.

Excuse me, excuse me.

Excuse me, excuse me...

Extra large supertees with every known animal as a topping.

Fall back!

Fallen, my master.

Familiar with the standard MC 4?

Fast course river. Execute lightly.

Find the doorway!

Fine. If the government's paying, I want a pool...

Fire!

Fire!

Fire. Take it off to the pyramid!

Firing thing and they came down and twisted this woman

Five klicks.

Flight Chairman throughout West Beverly Hills.

Flight in lower, prepare for bail out.

Follow us to the pillars. We'll take you to Optimus.

Follow your mind, your map, your symbols,

Fools the polygraph, everytime.

For a month long trip. Come on!

For a purpose.

For in our quest to protect the humans,

For lovely maidens to wish upon.

For the last two years, an advanced team of new Autobots

For what do we know about the stars?

For which our soldiers are paying the price.

Forgive the interruption, General. Excuse me, coming through.

Frankie, Mojo, out.

Freedom is your right.

Freshmen aren't allowed to have cars.

Frisbee. Whoo!

Fuel injected.

Fulfill your destiny.

Full weapons deployment. Wheels up in 20 minutes!

General, our alliance has countermanded 6 Decepticon incursions this year.

Get back!

Get down, get down.

Get in here.

Get it out of here.

Get it. Write it down, write it.

Get out of here!

Get snipers and Stingers up high.

Get the hell of the couch, ya filthy beasts!

Get up, get up, get up, get up.

Gets rigged when China says gas leak.

Getting ready to blow up our Sun.

Give me the shot, they're gonna whack me,

Give me your talk. Come on.

Give me.

Go ahead, we'll, uh... We'll get your stuff.

Go before the Decepticons find me

Go now, go!

Go that way.

Go, go, go, go, go!

Go, go, go, go!

Go, go, go.

Go, right now!

God made us in his image. Who made him?

God, I hate you.

Going out to handle the world on its own.

Good criminal record won't steal anything.

Good personal hygiene won't stab me in my sleep.

Got a visual! Yellow tee, four klicks.

Got our dreams, bro.

Got the tie bash disbandment,

Grab it! Don't let go.

Guys! Oh, hey!

Hair grown like a chip, there, look it.

Hand to one. Requesting fire mission now!

Hang in, man, I got this.

Hard pressed to say the job's getting done.

Has always been above reproach.

Has taken refuge here under my command.

Have a kiss.

Have we checked these coordinates?

Have you had a song stuck in yours?

He came in to protect me instead.

He despised the human race.

He did. He got so waste.

He didn't know I was in the house.

He got all these...

He knows something!

He knows something.

He sacrificed himself to save me.

He's been looking to my site and thieving hits for ever!

He's dead because of me.

He's dropping the big one. Sam!

He's gonna get you to safety. You don't, you run.

He's here.

He's real sweet, Ma.

He's right over there, across the courtyard.

He's terrible to work for. He's always apocalypse, chaos...

He's the one that they want.

Hell, not pull the rudder or head two thirds.

Hello I mean, uh, bon bonswa (good afternoon)!

Hello. What a night. Yeah, baby, it's upgrade time.

Here on one of the most secure naval bases in the world.

Here you go.

Here, here.

Here, take one of these pills.

Here? On this planet?

Here's the thing.

Hey alright, listen. It's getting a little intense in my room.

Hey bro, you need to listen to this, man.

Hey kid, it's been nice knowing you.

Hey, and his car is a talking robot!

Hey, beautiful.

Hey, Bones.

Hey, hey, hey! Don't go nowhere.

Hey, hey!

Hey, hey. Look.

Hey, let me out, let me out!

Hey, Mudflap.

Hey, Professor. I'd do anything for an A.

Hey, Sam! Watch your reach, huh?

Hey, that frickin' hurt!

Hey, you have a great son. You really do.

Hey, you. My son lives in this dorm.

Hey! I don't know what's going on, but we gotta move.

Hey! I think we're in Vegas!

Hey! It's my cheat day. I can eat what I want.

Hey! Still radioactive. Hands off.

Hey! Who broke the frickin' yellow Camaro?

Hey.

Hey.

Hi, Bones. Hi!

Hi! Oh yes, that's a good boy.

Hide, Sam! Hide.

His suspects, they were a part of my mission

History of our race was contained within the All Spark,

Hold on, everybody!

Hold on.

Hold on.

Hold your fire!

Holy mother!

Honestly, I don't know.

Hope these F 16s got good aim.

Hope this little kid know what he's doing.

Hot flare!

Houston, we have a problem.

How about I'll lay my piss in your face?

How are ya?

How are you gonna get him halfway around the world?

How are you gonna make the call to Lennox?

How did that happen?

How do I know?

How do you know it's going to work?

How is it that we can't reach our men,

How long are you gonna be riding that scooter?

How many times can you get tased in the nuts?

Huh? There's a car on the run.

Hundred miles from the location on that little map there.

I In the garage, now!

I am directly below the enemy's scrotum.

I am going to kill you, slowly, painfully.

I am now.

I am Optimus Prime, and I send this message

I am the Alpha and the Omega.

I am the only one who everybody can spit, okay?

I am where I'm supposed to be.

I can eat all the freaking brownies I want!

I can handle it. These are my people.

I can tell that you really missed me a lot, Sam.

I can't believe you're gonna stand me up on our first web chat date.

I can't come home for Halloween, Mom.

I can't do that with you.

I can't go to prison, guys!

I can't jump out of an airplane.

I cannot live with this psychotic alien in my garage.

I coached S 7's scrawny, drooly...

I could snap your ribs off.

I don't believe it.

I don't have my passport.

I don't know.

I don't read it, but uh, these guys...

I don't wanna die.

I don't wanna go anywhere with you.

I don't wanna go to France with you.

I don't want to die! We're going to die! Oh my God!

I feel smarter already.

I got a career, a dinky internet firm,

I got a message for your classified space buddies.

I got to get to him right now.

I got wetnaps. I got wetnaps for your face.

I got you a couple of souveniers

I gotta get the tracker, alright.

I gotta go, okay. I hate the cops.

I had a bit of a mild panic attack earlier, alright?

I had a little Crabbot, placed the device

I have operational command now.

I have to get to him right now.

I heard that.

I hope that dust works, kid.

I hope you had a lot of fun because this

I I don't think he's still following us.

I I'll eat my pizza quietly.

I just want to be normal, Bee.

I just wrote a 903 page Astronomy book at 32.6 seconds

I know and I I want to help you. I do.

I know you're freaking out. Don't freak out, don't freak out.

I know you're pissed.

I know, sir.

I love Camaros.

I love it when you say cam shafts. Whisper it to me.

I made you a long distance relationship kit.

I mean, I'm not on speed terms or whatever...

I mean, what kind of dumbfucks accept ding my rim?

I mean, you're suffocating in here.

I need

I need a scout team.

I need the truck. The truck.

I need you to pull it really hard.

I never did a thing worth doing until now.

I never heard of him.

I pleaded on my knees with S 7 to investigate it

I really am.

I really don't know what to tell you,

I smell him.

I spent my whole adult life, coming a plan of aliens.

I tell you, this guy did not age well.

I think aliens built that.

I think I know someone who can help.

I think I'm allowed that considering what I've been through

I think that we have an opportunity here

I think this little bit Cube got stuck on my shirt.

I thought we could help each other.

I told them to hit the orange smoke.

I told you my name was Jetfire!

I understand they arrived here after you sent a message into space.

I wanna dance.

I want hopes of prototype weapon pull a rail gun.

I want you to pop green smoke and come back to those pillars.

I want you to run! Run!

I wanted to tell you about this earlier.

I was getting a napkin for my drink.

I was overseeing the wrong planet.

I wasn't doing this.

I work for you now?

I... adore you.

I... I seek knowledge of the Cube. The Fallen demands me.

I'll call you from Paris.

I'll help throw their fire away.

I'll let you talk in five seconds.

I'll pour, you'll pour... We're gonna fix that, alright?

I'm a mercenary goon bringer.

I'm changing sides, I'm changing sides, Warrior Goddess!

I'm gonna back it up right now.

I'm gonna be dating my spitzy, freaky freak on.

I'm gonna be dead without that shot.

I'm gonna get on a plane right now. I'll be there later this afternoon.

I'm gonna get Optimus.

I'm gonna so many Decepticons on your butt!

I'm in the car, okay? You're not alone.

I'm in the middle of nowhere, surrounded by goats.

I'm kind of nervous.

I'm listening to you; you live with your mother.

I'm not gonna touch it,

I'm not impressed with your perverted mouth breathing.

I'm not mad.

I'm not some alien bounty hunter, alright?

I'm not taking you with me.

I'm not talking to you for ten seconds. You have three seconds left.

I'm ordering you to stand down.

I'm right here and I can hear you.

I'm so sorry!

I'm sorry and you're welcome.

I'm sorry.

I'm sorry. I'm so sorry about your eye.

I'm the key to this.

I'm trying to see if you're a normal guy,

I'm ugly? Well, we twins, you stupid genius.

I'm watching what you're doing, Dad.

I've ever seen in my entire life.

I've had a hell of a day.

I've no time to talk, I'm on a mission!

I've only known you 17 hours.

Identify yourself.

If they set on their way, they destroy the whole Universe.

If this so called All Spark, now destroyed,

If you make that request, we will honor it.

In a tomb made of their very own bodies.

In moments, we'll be at siren strength.

In one day.

In the field for two years.

In the middle of nowhere.

In the phase of the worst simultaneous attacks ever

In the ultimate sacrifice, they gave their lives to seal the Matrix away

In this dimension. What about the other 17

In time. For millenia, I have dreamed of my return

Inbound at 30,000 knot.

Incoming!

Incoming!

Ironhide, move it.

Ironhide, up for middle.

Ironhide, we should leave this planet.

Is gonna keep me from leaving you?

Is he alive?

Is locked in an electromagnetic vault,

Is resting in peace

Is Sam home?

Is that good?

Is that the best you can do?

Is that the best you got, huh?

Is that your girlfriend?

Is the future of our race not worth a single human life?

Is this co ed? This is a co ed dorm.

It can only transform.

It divides Egypt and Jordan like the tip of a blade.

It feels good to grab your first.

It is earned.

It is time.

It is, and always has been, your destiny.

It was bedded right here.

It was never designed for that purpose,

It wasn't my best toss, okay?

It works up and running.

It would absolutely bring more harm than good.

It'll work.

It's a big difference.

It's a bomb!

It's a choice.

It's a high concentrate polymer they put in Oreo cookies.

It's also called the Three Kings and the reason for that is

It's close. It's heading closer.

It's coming back, it's coming back.

It's dead. Counter that.

It's getting hotter.

It's gotta be... around here somewhere.

It's here somewhere, guys.

It's him. It's him! That's the guy right there.

It's intensely personal decision. So much negativity.

It's just like Hogwarts. Hi!

It's just that You know,

It's just that my low self esteem's at an all time high.

It's like getting humped in the neck by a mountain ox.

It's like the worst song ever, but you can't help

It's my Witwicky charm.

It's nasty.

It's not a rap video.

It's not fun for me, okay, Mikaela.

It's not the last time I'm gonna see you, you know, Bee.

It's power, it's knowledge can never be destroyed.

It's still too early to tell.

It's supposed to hurt. It's an ass kicking.

It's the fastest way to travel to Egypt.

It's the same word as the other word.

It's three ripple.

It's time for the world to know of our presence.

It's turning around.

It's up to me.

It's where it started. Look at me now.

Itching, wretching, rust in my arse.

Jolt, electrify!

Judy, Judy. Just Just put it. Just put it.

Judy, shh.

Judy!

Junkyard drone.

Just be careful, Sam.

Just be careful, Sam.

Just consider this the official start of a remodel, okay?

Just don't move.

Just go ahead and check out your room.

Just go in the garage, quietly please?

Just go! Just go!

Just like a coach thing, you know.

Just not on open phone line, okay?

Just relax, you're looking nice well.

Just stop screaming right now. That's it.

Just tell me what these symbols are.

Keep going.

Kill him, Bee. Kill him.

Kill Megatron. How about that?

Kill such little one.

Killing track two.

Kiss this, bitch.

Kitten calendars.

Know him?

Ladies first.

Land of dreams in there.

Lennox, I'm with the kid. The kid, you know?

Lennox's team has the latest in quantum crypto gear.

Leo, we got some bad news in Shanghai.

Let me out!

Let me show you around

Let me stop you right there, Mr. Galloway.

Let's get being moon and clear the birds!

Let's get out of here.

Let's go! Go!

Let's go.

Let's go.

Let's not get episodic, okay? Old timer.

Let's play some checkers. You can sit over there, and, uh...

Let's see how this day is going in this godforsaken desert.

Like Like dancing?

Like a map to an Energon source.

Like a pairing? Like a duo, like a coupling?

Like a whole freaking movie

Like satellite track us?

Like what: Handing over the kid?

Like what? Like Decepticon stolen?

Like why don't you get being chipped in prison.

Listen Sam, I know what I'm gonna do, man.

Listen, Astronomy class, page 47, you remember the class?

Listen, listen. I'm a victim.

Listen, we're going out. We're going out like men, understand?

Lock. Fire.

Look at her now, so mature.

Look out!

Look what I found. It's your little baby booties.

Look, hold on, I need your help.

Look, I am slowly losing my mind, okay?

Look, I'm just going to go to the authorities

Look, it's not my fault, okay?

Look, look around you.

Look, look, look, it's fake. Anybody can do on any computer, okay?

Look, look. Follow him, follow him.

Look, Mikaela is the greatest,

Look, the guardian thing is done, okay? You did your job.

Look, you ever had your stomach tounged by a mountain ox with a 5 foot tong?

Look, you're an Autobot.

Looking for something.

Looks like Candian goosepoop.

Looks like we're right in the middle of it.

Lost the boy, Master.

Lost with its destruction.

Lot of people died.

Love you, Bee.

Low profile, don't make a scene, okay?

Ma, you want me to cut my handle off or what?

Major Lennox told me to pull the cord.

Major Lennox, phone call.

Major, incoming SOS from Autobots.

Man collisional arm...

Man, they'll pick up.

March, young lady.

Master, sorry to be the bearer of bad news,

Me and my family. This is my family.

Me, can you imagine that?

Mean robots suck!

Meaning you don't have to work for those

Meat locker, now!

Megatron said that there was another Energon source here.

Merge the Matrix with his Spark.

Mi Mikaela, do not touch it, okay? Don't touch it.

Might as well call it dirt.

Might freak me out.

Mikaela, okay, my great great grandfather went to this Arctic mission, right?

Mikaela, okay, my great great grandfather went to this Arctic mission, right?

Mikaela, wait... I can explain every

Mikaela.

Mikaela...

Mike, put an SOS, let the eye in the sky know we need some help.

Miserable, freaking Decepticons?

Mojo, no dominating Frankie!

Moron, where's the wifresh?

Multiple Decepticon contacts in motion. Vicinity eastern United States, sir.

My balls!

My boosters are fried.

My daughter.

My father, one was a wheel! The first wheel!

My great great grandfather, Archibald Witwicky?

My house is on fire!

My I.T. gurus.

My master, I failed you on Earth.

My Matrix.

My mind in other things.

Nah, you ain't seen nothing yet.

Name's Wheelie.

National security.

Negative. NORAD confirmed

NEST: Secret Operations, Diego Garcia, Indian Ocean

Never destroy a planet with life.

New contact, bearing 214 and possible hostile

New Jersey

Next time, you eat a goat or a pig.

Next to the cam shafts.

Nice timing, Dad.

No more disguises, no mercy!

No more security clearance, no retirement, no nothing.

No more Sun.

No one is above reproach.

No one's popping any caps in any asses, okay?

No, Dad.

No, he didn't even say goodbye.

No, I got other ideas for your room

No, like a... like a GPS, All Star.

No, listen to my discussion.

No, listen, okay. Don't be sucking the sack, bro.

No, man, I've seen them. They are like these, uh, robots...

No, no, no, the source is before.

No, no, not the United States. I'm from the United States,

No, they are diamond, filled with a throbbing,

No, this is my universe here. Do you understand?

No, we we don't really do much reading.

No, we do not work for the CIA.

No, we got an air strike coming.

No, you can't give me the silence. You know what?

No. No.

No. We take our orders direct from Chairman Morshower.

Nobody messes with the twins.

Nobody's tested me. In your face!

North Atlantic, 07:13 AM

Not on my watch.

Not on my watch.

Not right now. We're on the plane, you dumbass!

Not to call you a coward, Master, but sometimes,

Not today.

Nothing! But he did so with honor, dignity and

Now how about I park my foot in your ass?

Now I'm crying again. This sucks!

Now if you've got a battleship in the gulf

Now its last hope in the final hour of need.

Now let me show you how we brought them pain in my day.

Now look into my eyes, and tighten up that spare tank.

Now that's rude.

Now with your permission, I can't let you see him

Now, what do we know so far?

Number 42, we got your... Right here...

Of course not. I've never jumped out of a publicly good airplane before.

Of the trust we share.

Oh God, please God,

Oh God, this is it. The pyramids built right over the machine.

Oh God, wait!

Oh God, who is this?

Oh God!

Oh God! It's a fire!

Oh look who showed up.

Oh my God, I can't believe I once had sex with her in my dream.

Oh my God, oh my God. Checkpoint, checkpoint.

Oh my God, you know to hot wire a car?

Oh my little baby, booty boy, you can't go.

Oh shit, it's a Decepticon!

Oh shit, it's a trick.

Oh yeah, why?

Oh, big son of a bitch!

Oh, for Pete's sakes.

Oh, God!

Oh, God.

Oh, God. Oh, it's in my mouth. Oh...

Oh, hey!

Oh, I got this at the bake sale for the environment

Oh, I know that. That's the language of the Primes.

Oh, I said, fire!

Oh, jeez!

Oh, jeez!

Oh, jeez.

Oh, just some fun? Oh yeah, okay.

Oh, look, who came stashing and back.

Oh, Ma...

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God!

Oh, my God! The symbols.

Oh, my God! You beautiful face, this will be a perfect moment.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God.

Oh, my God. It's her.

Oh, no.

Oh, so you're a vegetarian. Alright, it's cool. I am too.

Oh, that single's good!

Oh, the museum's gonna be very angry.

Oh, they'll translate those symbols for ya.

Oh, well aren't you the sweetest thing?

Oh, will you give him my closet?

Oh, you were a victim? Of what?

Okay so how do we stop it?

Okay, and that these symbols,

Okay, Captain Wilder,

Okay, cheapo.

Okay, Cube brain.

Okay, files, files.

Okay, first thing we gotta do is get Optimus to Dagger's Tip.

Okay, I'm very ticklish.

Okay, listen to my voice. I love you and I need you.

Okay, now let's get this show on the road.

Okay, remember I was telling you about

Okay, remember I was telling you about, okay...

Okay, so tonight, you're gonna be a gentleman.

Okay, so what else's going right now, alright,

Okay, that's that's a good idea.

Okay, what were you saying?

Okay? I'll find you when you're safe.

Okay? I'm not gonna torch it.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay.

Okay. Well, that's great. Let me do a quick search, alright?

On his defense, this is the biggest doorway

One man, alone, betrayed by the country he loves,

One mile radius.

One time we hacked this site

One, two, three.

Only a Prime can defeat me, and now only one remains.

Only a Prime can defeat the Fallen.

Only to help spawn our new army,

Op, get up!

Optimus, take my parts.

Or you want to help save a gazillion lives?

Or, like a like a map!

Origin: Unknown.

Orion, the great hunter.

Our last descendant, with courage and with sacrifice.

Our satellites in the area have gone blind.

Our topic that's a developing story for you,

Our worlds have met before.

Out of my way, you wild hair!

Ow, man, you shot me in the face!

Ow, that's my eye, you crazy bitch!

Ow! Oh, God! You okay?

Papa, bad news, bro.

Pentagon, Washington D.C.

Pentagon: NEST Central Command

People could've gotten killed, okay? And if I would have gotten hurt,

Perhaps, they are right.

Phone 9 1 1.

Please get off!

Please God, I'm gonna freak out. Please do something right now, Dad.

Please listen

Please, please come back to me. Sam, please! I love you!

Plus, you haven't said it either.

Pop some more flares so that the kid can find us.

Post it, baby. Go, go, go! FTJ, FTJ!

Power's out! Get the cops out!

Precious cargo's coming.

Predator's air one.

Prepare for a systems' override.

President Obama is being flown to a bunker,

Presidential order, Major.

Pretty girls.

Pretty stout with my mother.

Prime sonar now holds six contacts and they're coming up fast.

Project Black Knife.

Project came from beyond our atmosphere

Pull the pin and open some air,

Punk ass Decepticon,

Put it in your purse, right now.

Put your hand down, put your hand down.

Ran out of toilet paper, you got any out here?

Really, you need my help?

Really?

Remember as everything that I say.

Remember what I did for my country.

Remember your friendly!

Repeats itself... Kitten calendar, kitten calendar,

Retrieve it.

Return now to Optimus,

Right now, we need air support.

Right over there! See it?

Right.

Robo Warrior has a main competition, our conspiracy step.

Robots, in disguise. Hiding here.

Ron, can you smell it?

Ron, did you know it was gonna be

Ron, Ron! Let him go.

Run it. Run for his feet!

Run!

Sakers, pal. Oldest of the old.

Sam, fate rarely calls upon us at a moment of our choosing.

Sam, get to the pillars!

Sam, I knew there were something special about you.

Sam, it's fine. It's locked away, no one knows where it is.

Sam, run.

Sam, Sam.

Sam, you gotta get off this road and lay low.

Sam, your bed buddy, Alice.

Sam!

Sam!

Sam!

Sam!

Sam!

Sam!

Sam!

Sam?

Sam.

Sam... I think he died but, why don't we check?

Sammy!

Says Ancient Sumerian used to call the Gulf of Aqaba

Scramble predators now.

Sea shard, make Energon.

Secure the village. Get those cases down here.

Secured line to JCS is up, Major.

Secured line to the Pentagon now.

Semi pulls and days, show yourselves!

Shanghai, China, 22:14, Today

Sharsky hacked campus house and stacked the dorm with pretty beddies.

She went there, she went there!

She's coming. She sees me, she sees me.

Should you talk to your Autobot friends?

Show me Who's next ?

Show us.

Simmons, Leo, wake up!

Sir, you are a grown naked man around showing...

Slip it under your tongue,

Slow down. The dagger's tip, the key,

Smithsonian Air and Space Museum.

So does Jeamby, Cheater. It's a baseball thing.

So he just dropped off ten tonnes of dead robot

So he's dead.

So I can't comment or speculate.

So it's like an aerial staring straight in the face.

So keep it tight.

So our mission is to find him and get him to Optimus.

So the same energy that's going to be used to reactivate the machine...

So then how do you get us to the Matrix before the Decepticons get to me?

So there's no reason for me to come say goodbye to you.

So this sacrifice was...

So we can all have a little bit assemblance and peace of mind?

So we're shipped in back to base.

So you covered the gates, huh, you know.

So you just call doctor inspection,

So you met a Prime?

So you think you can make it

So you think you got it rough?

So, goodbye, you never saw me. I got bagels to schmidt.

So, tell me, how did they end up all drawing the same thing?

Soldier, you're paid to shoot; not talk.

Some mixes and candles and stuff...

Somebody tried to kill me, I'd be upset too.

Someone had to take command.

Something just happened to me, okay?

Something wrong here?

Something's not right, it doesn't add up.

Sometimes, you get to the end of the rainbow

Somewhere buried in this desert, our ancestors built a great machine.

Somewhere in the middle of the United States.

Somewhere, buried in this desert,

Sorry, fellas.

Sounds cute, I can't wait.

Sounds to me like something's coming.

Soundwave acknowledges. Pursue her.

Space, time, gravity.

Sports center, high dreaming TV or something?

Spotted Sam.

Starscream, I'm home.

Stay still, stay still. Don't move.

Stop complaining.

Stop laughing. This is serious.

Surrendered no choice, but to steal and hide it from him.

Surrounded by societs detection nets

Take a number, young man.

Take him down!

Take that scrap metal back to Diego Garcia.

Talk to him.

Technically, I'm like a hostage. This is kidnapping. Enough

Tell me, is that robot civil war still going on?

Thank you for believing in me.

Thank you.

Thanks. Cheers!

That ain't Air Force.

That deadly machine remains.

That I was obsessed!

That is 9,300 fathoms down.

That our national security is best served

That really, really hurts.

That those boys were having.

That was a test. You passed, alright?

That was my CIA contact.

That was my mission. It's your mission now.

That when our national security is at stake,

That you bet that cannot be mentioned on cellphone.

That's 'cause you're a pussy.

That's a good question.

That's a really creepy move just now, Dad.

That's classified.

That's fine, 1 2 5.

That's him.

That's incredible. It's first day of college,

That's like That's Cybertonian.

That's not good.

That's not the word that I wanna hear really now.

That's not what Optimus would want.

That's old school, yo.

That's Orion's belt.

That's them right there. You see the flare?

That's what you think.

That's your one warning patrolling, dude.

The aircraft carrier, USS Roosevelt, goes down off the East Coast

The All Spark is destroyed,

The Autobots must be shielding the signals.

The boy can lead us to it.

The boy has been found.

The boy will not escape us. We have him in our sights.

The Cube is merely a vessel.

The Dagger's Tip, right?

The Fall and Search, I remember now.

The Fallen knows where it is.

The Fallen shall rise again.

The Fallen shall rise again.

The Fallen. Meaning what?

The Fallen... shall rise again?

The FBI, CIA and Interpol

The female has the Cube fragment.

The first frat party's the game change of boys,

The key to saving our race now lies within his mind.

The life blood of our race.

The maps in my head would lead him there.

The Matrix of Leadership is not found.

The Matrix.

The museum is closed.

The museum is now closing.

The NEST protecting NBE 1 are screening, sir.

The only remaining piece of your alien All Spark

The only way to activate it is with a legendary key

The original Decepticon.

The pants are to be driven like never before.

The President is, uh...

The roar of the engine. It just, tickles me.

The secret is out. This is our war now.

The Shard is gone.

The symbols that have been rattling around in my head.

The three Egyptian kings who built the pyramids in Giza built them

The Tomb of the Primes.

The Transformers; they've been here a long, long time.

The virtues of a leader.

The voices and the symbols in my head led us here...

The world broadcast is a satellite hacking.

Then I'm not gonna torch your other eye.

Then the boy will lead us to him

Then, people, we've got a problem.

There he is!

There he is.

There he is. We got a couple of miles.

There is a mother of all non biologicals

There is a reason that we're here.

There isn't a tighter shirt. We checked.

There it is.

There's been a major toxic spill on the Shanghai Central District.

There's gonna be a lot of women there.

There's no way you're packed

There's nothing here.

There's nothing that you could have done.

There's now five guards. Five guards.

There's some things you just can't change.

There's something. They dive that deep, that fast.

These are no mere twinkling diamonds

These symbols can lead us to the Energon source.

These vivid symbols,

They all point due east towards Jordan.

They can track us?

They can track us. Do you see this?

They can....

They got cheap apartments in campus.

They got your face all over the news, alien boy.

They gotta mean something, like a message...

They had to evac the area for search and rescue.

They have assumed Condition Delta,

They have cams at top.

They just haven't end like this.

They only recorded

They were on an exploratory mission to harvest Energon,

They were your brothers too.

They'll track you here in seconds.

They're clearly searching around the world for something.

They're genuinely amazing... in bed.

They're gone.

They're gonna kill us all anyway.

They're here to hunt you.

They're lying to us, alright.

They're symbols but they are in my mind.

Thing's got alien tattoos all over.

This a family museum, sir.

This ain't good. This ain't good.

This car It just has a lot of problems.

This departure: 2100 hours.

This fool is terribly misinformed.

This guy, Robo Warrior...

This guy's a legend, like like the Chairman of the Board.

This is a fricking House of Horrors.

This is Agent Seymour Simmons, head of the Sector Seven.

This is central at stake.

This is gonna really change our lives.

This is hard enough, man,

This is it.

This is just called blending in like a ninja.

This is just the start.

This is kinda bad, man. What's wrong with you?

This is Lennox.

This is my moment.

This is not your planet to rule.

This is our first live chat date. Never done it before.

This is over!

This is standard procedure. I'm just following orders to the letter.

This is the part that

This is the part which they found silicon.

This is what you want. I'm here.

This is what you want. You don't want 'em.

This isn't how it's supposed to end.

This isn't over.

This makes six enemy contacts in eight months.

This planet was visited by our race once before

This planet will be dark forever.

This thing is blowing to a whole another level, alright.

This thing's gonna give me a heart attack, I swear.

This way.

Thousands of years turned to dust.

Three kings will reveal the doorway.

Three minutes until evacuation's complete, sir.

Through those East Coast winners without me?

Till we discovered an alien race together.

Time chop. Let's go!

Time discovered story in this one is toxic spill.

Time has come for my master's arrival.

Time to get my sexy on.

Tip of the Red Sea, Gulf of Aqaba.

To each other at all.

To hear of your... resurrection.

To keep me interested?

To mear those stars.

To start a new and and develop our relationship,

To that wretched planet, where I too was once betrayed,

Together, we form an alliance with the humans.

Too old for this crap.

Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen

Uh oh. Uh, Leo. Bad news, we just got scooped.

Uh, sorry, I already set up the crib. Do you want this side or that side?

Uh, what about this economy? It's crazy, isn't it?

Unarching their course, somewhere heading to New York and Philadelphia.

Under my skin.

Undercover, yo, you gotta blend in with your surrounding.

United States.

Unless you turn over this boy.

Until I get my man child father rushed out of prison,

Until I've reached the climax of my lecture.

Until one of them tried to defy this rule.

US Air Force. C 17s.

US Military Satellite

US teams deactivated, Major.

USS Stenin 0 9 0, you are approved to drop a 2,000

USS Topeka SSN 754

Very angry. We gotta catch that plane!

Virgo... the virgin.

W wait, old spinal called based organisms.

W Wait, who are you?

W Wait...

W What were you gonna say?

W Which, what country am I in right now?

Wait a minute, is this really happening?

Wait a minute, you know this guy?

Wait a minute. Wait a minute.

Wait a second.

Wait a second...

Wait another time.

Wait, hold on. Wait, hold on a second.

Wait, it's me. Leo, me, Leo, Leo. Leo.

Wait, there is no negotiating with them.

Wait, wait, wait. C Can I just sit and watch?

Wait, what was that? What's that?

Wait! Wait!

Wanna throw it down, you pubic fro head?

Watch out!

Watch where you're supposed to go!

We 'bout to get our asses whooped.

We also know that

We call it the Hot Freshmen 55.

We can destroy your cities at will.

We cannot let him reach Optimus.

We detected radioactive signatures all across the country.

We didn't just go through everything we went through for no reason at all.

We do... more than you know.

We get a pretty hundred satellites up there.

We got a half a mile.

We got a seatbelt malfunction. We gotta have to divert...

We got a whole load of flight coming our way!

We got Echo's. Vamos.

We got ourselves a dalion remodelling a pyramid.

We got six hostiles coming down.

We got the cops.

We gotta find somebody who can.

We gotta get that box.

We gotta make sure this one does not get out the public axe

We gotta split up.

We have been watching you. A long, long time.

We have intel that I believe warns an immediate debrief.

We have lived among you, hidden...

We hunt for what remains of our Decepticon foes,

We know that the enemy leader,

We make it right when we turn myself in.

We must tear the brain!

We need to be ready to back him up, if this thing goes hot.

We placed it under human protection at your government's request.

We shouldn't, uh, stare... I mean, share stories...

We will bring you any new information

We will destroy the world, as you know it.

We'll have the ambush set.

We'll make it work, I promise.

We'll walk through the middle with Arcee and Ironhide.

We're dead, bro. FBI, CIA, we're wanted fugitives now.

We're going on a journey together,

We're going to get one of your falafels, thank you!

We're gonna make a break for the beast on my command, okay?

We're gonna make a call.

We're gonna try new things.

We're hunting in the wild now, so get your game faces on.

We're locked and loaded.

We're right on top of it.

We're talking about symbols.

We're the exception, okay?

We're tourists from New York.

We're working it, sir.

We're, uh... We're hunting.

We've shared blood, sweat and precious metal together.

We've witnessed your human capacity for war.

Weak.

Welcome to Astronomy 101.

Welcome to my empire, bro. TheRealEffinDeal.com.

Well then, let me strip the very flesh from his body.

Well then, report...

Well, get clear.

Well, give me 5 seconds.

Well, he doesn't get the job done, you know, I mean,

Well, I am, okay?

Well, I changed sides to the Autobots.

Well, I'll see your chairman and the Joint Chiefs of Staff

Well, look.

Well, now I'm seeing them too. Excuse me.

Well, scared? Scared of your ugly face.

Well, that was our good friend, Galloway.

Well, that wasn't so bad.

Well, that's not gonna happen

Well, the safe place is right under it.

Well, there there's only one clear conclusion:

Well, you have something on your mind.

West of the gulf.

What a simple insect!

What are we going to do with this shrimp taco?

What are you allowing to happen to your foot just now?

What are you doing here, you little freak?

What are you looking at, Slobberpuss?

What are you talking about, Dad?

What are you talking about?

What are you talking about?

What did you tell us? You didn't tell us anything!

What happened to restraint, man?

What if we leave and you're wrong?

What is all the racket?

What is going on here?

What is that in your hand, by the way?

What is the meaning of this?

What is this? It's Vegas!

What size shoe do you wear?

What sort of hideous mosalleem is this?

What the frick is happening?

What we explore every possible, diplomatic solution.

What we need is to draw our battle plans.

What we need to ask now, is who and why.

What were you saying?

What you got in the sand, it's your bloom.

What you need is there.

What you're about to see is top secret.

What?

What?

What? Who is this?

What're you becoming, Sam? Just one ride...

What's there to hunt for on Earth besides that?

Whatever the Decepticons are after,

Whatever the Energon source is, it predates them. It's before them.

When dawn alights the Dagger's tip,

When the plane that shoot inflates into the air,

When two people in the room get together...

When you free your loins does not uncool the world to pep for himself, okay?

When you go, he goes.

Where did you get these?

Where the frick did you find photos of these guys?

Where the hell are all our men?

Where's Optimus?

While he's making up with his MacBook,

While we're impossible to give 17?

Whistle it or sing it. It's like, repeats itself,

Who doesn't even know what planet he's on.

Who else could be your girlfriend too?

Who wants to live a life filled with hate?

Who went to get you a tighter shirt.

Who's up?

Whoa, whoa, whoa, okay, I'm not even with you guys.

Whoa!

Whoa! Oh my God! Oh my God!

Whole generations lost.

Why are you in such a hurry to get rid of me, huh?

Why don't you get a haircut with your bitch ass?

Why don't you say it?

Why hasn't the enemy left the planet

Will you leave peacefully?

With a boss who is made up of just pure champion stuff.

With a coordinated military strategy.

With all due respect, we've been fighting side by side

With GameBoy level security.

With the dreadlocks.

Within deep, they have information about this.

Without a Prime, it's impossible.

Without it, we'll all perish, oxidize and rust,

Worldwide casualties are in the neighbourhood of 7,000,

Would you get out of here?

Would you let the kid breathe, for crying out loud?

Wow, someone shit in the bed this morning?

Wow, you almost sounded serious that time.

Wow, you're pretty confident, huh?

Wow!

Yeah, but I haven't said it

Yeah, I got you a webcam so we can chat 24/7.

Yeah, I saw these robots and they did this, like,

Yeah, me too.

Yeah, my heart... Please treat it about college, bummer.

Yeah, of course I kept it, Mikaela.

Yeah, so you're trying to see if I'm a normal guy.

Yeah, some of us got work to do!

Yeah, thank you very much.

Yeah, thank you very much.

Yeah, then they baked it with reefer in it.

Yeah, well, he's faithful, and he's nude and he's perverted.

Yeah, well, so do girls.

Yeah, why is that?

Yeah, yeah, yeah.

Yeah, you know you're a tool.

Yeah! Yeah!

Yep, deli. Good front.

Yes, I am.

Yes, oh, yeah. Look here. Come on, let me call right here.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Yes, sir.

Yes, smells like $40,000 a year.

Yes. You see, in the beginning, there were seven Primes,

Yo, freshman, put the shard.

Yo, Leo!

You alright, young man?

You and I, today.

You are decease anti Decepticon operations,

You are in the worldwide. What, they're gonna tranquil in one base?

You are invading my space. I'm gonna have to drop you.

You are not alone in this universe.

You are so weak.

You are the case that shut down Sector 7.

You better have a good reason for us to be here.

You can't bring it back, Sam, there's nothing left.

You compromise this mission, you are dead to me.

You dare point your gun at me?

You deserve better than this.

You didn't have to put your tongue in her mouth.

You didn't tell us anything. Why are we in Egypt?

You don't get Christmas bonus just standing around.

You don't stop, you don't hide, you run. You hear what I'm saying?

You forced me to say won't mean anything.

You get them somewhere safe, alright?

You get to those soldiers.

You give us the go, and we'll be ready to press in five minutes.

You got that paper, right, sir?

You got the shot, I need the shot, give me the shot, I need the shot.

You gotta be kidding me.

You gotta be kidding me.

You gotta control your mother.

You gotta get in the car. You can be safe.

You gotta stop him. Get up!

You gotta talk now?

You gotta wonder.

You guys made a mess at Shanghai.

You guys stick with me, you understand?

You have a ride?

You have no idea.

You have ten seconds of silence, right now.

You have to come home every holiday,

You have to come home for Halloween.

You kept your nasty, shredded clothes?

You know things I don't know. I know things you don't know.

You know what this is? This is the awkward moment.

You know what? Baby, I'm not...

You know, but if you're a good boy,

You know, hard for her to...

You know, I'm a normal kid with normal problems.

You know, what? You can give me the silence you want,

You know, you don't often see white boys

You know, you gotta be part of the landscape.

You left me to die, you pathetic insect!

You like the way that feels?

You mean that orange smoke?

You must be Sam, right? I'm Leo.

You must be talking about that amateur blog operation

You must have met a great descendant.

You need to go be with Optimus Prime and the others.

You need to see this. Now.

You need to vomit right now. Yak it, yak it.

You never heard of TheRealEffingDeal.com?

You picked the wrong planet!

You pretend I'm your girlfriend and I pretend that you're my boyfriend.

You realise it's heart break, despair, kid.

You realise that I just flew 3,000 miles to keep you from getting killed.

You really should come with me,

You said it projected images of your brain?

You see a lot of that in college too.

You see how the last one touches the horizon?

You see this?

You see, all this is in my mind.

You should be embarassed.

You should go make friends with him,

You shouldn't be living in my dad's garage.

You stay on my ass.

You sure? I hear a lot of conviction.

You tased me, okay? You owe me.

You tell him to ready that weapon!

You think you can bring him back to life with that pixie dust?

You threw a broom? She did it, she went in it?

You took all of this for you to tell me that you love me.

You wanna run, go ahead, no one's stopping you.

You want a piece of me? I will tear you apart!

You want some jerky meatloaf?

You want the infamous D Day shirt?

You want those new teeth you saw in SkyMall?

You wanted this, right? You wanted the real deal?

You won't give me a day, huh?

You work for me, now.

You, just find the captain and your career

You...

You'll have to let me go.

You'll never stop at one.

You're an amateur man, a rank amateur.

You're crazy!

You're gonna be okay, Ma.

You're gonna call?

You're gonna get every assets that you've got.

You're hot, but you're ain't too bright.

You're just lucky that I didn't get hurt.

You're like the best thing that ever happened to me.

You're mocking my life's work, Samuel? Huh?

You're not gonna believe where we are.

You're not gonna do that.

You're Optimus Prime. You don't need me.

You're really chivalrous.

You're such a little girl.

You're the first Witwiky ever to go to college.

Young lady, you dirty, old man.

Young man, I will not be punked in front of the dean.

Young man, there are no questions

Your chaperone, into the heart of darkness.

Your leaders have withheld the truth.

Your mother and me are really, really proud of you.

Your world must not share the same fate as Cybertron.

2 2, covering fire. Two civilians, twelve o'clock.

5,000 feet. Diving fast.

15 minutes of fighting.

25.7 metres above sea level,

29 and a half degrees north. 35 east.

29.32 north.

50 kilometres.

75 years of alien research which points to one inescapable fact:

'cause he's zapped, man. You scared?

'cause he's zapped, man. You scared?

A word with you. Yeah.

Alright, alright. Alright.

Alright, alright. Oh my God, I'm upside down!

Alright, fine. I'm just going back inside.

Alright? I mean I just was...

An old furnace, I think. Become a waffle iron.

and a hot tub. Fine. Okay.

And I'll do anything for you. And?

And no confirmed DSRVs on sight? None, sir.

and revenge will be ours. Yes.

and she was like Looks fake to me.

Are you alright? Whoa.

Are you okay? No, uh...

Be good. I'm claustrophobic.

Bee? Yeah.

betrayed by the country he loves. Oh my goodness,

Can I switch now? Oh, sad face, 3 12.

Citizens today For today,

Collision imminent. Portside 100 feet.

Come on! Come on!

Copy. Radio's down.

Dad, Dad, Dad, whoa! What?

Decepticon? What is it?

Destroy suns? You mean blow them up?

Do you know what he transformed into? No.

Don't do it. Sam, listen to me. Please, Dad.

Drive! You will never make it, kid.

Dude, what kind of tool are you? Mainstream media sack.

Eddy 1, copy. Anyone there?

energy, in its mass temp What are you doing?

Fuel the Jet, Fuel the Jet. FTJ, FTJ.

Get out. What?

Get those boys out of the ground. This is 101 in strike packages.

Go with my parents. I'm not gonna go with them.

Go! Go! Please, stop! Stop!

green for the environment. Jud Can you please drop it?

Hansvin, how many? Unclear, sir.

He either heard it. Command these doors to open.

He knows something. What?

he's bad. Bless she ain't my mama.

He's having voice problems. He's playing it up.

Here is Leo. We're the Witwicky.

Here we are. Hey.

Hey, what are you doing? ...I don't wanna argue it.

Hey! What do you want?

Hey. Hey.

Hi, Mikaela. Hi.

Hold those. What is that?

How is that possible? It has been absorbed

How many? We got 13 to count.

I can't do this right now, okay? Don't be a wimp.

I didn't. You did.

I do. I don't think he knows anything.

I don't want to die. Kid, kid, kid, kid, kid, kid.

I got the green. That hurt, man.

I have a bald spot. Oh.

I heard it all. Hey, hey, hey.

I think Sam's about to say the L word. Let's go, kiddo.

I'm an accomplice. Hey, hey!

I'm breaking up with you, Sam. Really?

I'm go. Okay, okay.

I'm in a relationship, kind of. Oh, relax.

I'm Leo. I'm Judy.

If there's anything you need... I won't be far away.

Including girlfriends. Especially girlfriends.

It could be a little bit sad. Open it.

It's aliens, man. Okay, okay.

It's clean. What's FTJ?

It's coming! This is an alien robot.

It's my dream. Help around.

It's not over. It is over. It's done.

It's not the same word. Look, if I said the other word now,

It's part of the Red Sea. Got it.

It's too, uh... Well, I guess I didn't get that memo.

Just don't hurt us. Shut up!

Just stop freaking out! Just drop this guy off, huh?

kitten calendar, kitten calendar, Dude,

kitten calendar, kitten calendar, What the F?

Let's roll. She's hot.

Look, are you listening? I can't.

Man battle stations. Sealer One, man battle stations.

Mom. Yeah, it's a 100 percent pure Hawaiian

Move out! Move out!

Neither does it lie. It looks fake.

NEST Team, New Jersey The military has just told us

New York? Yes. Yes.

New York. I know, I know you from somewhere.

No, I haven't. Well, that sucks.

No, it's canna Hey! Please give me.

No, my car's iteration is. We're not cheating.

No, what does it mean? I have no idea.

No. Good.

No. You gotta let me go, Dad.

Not good. Now you know.

Not so much. Well if you can't read it,

Of what? A little 80 pound girl Of Of...

Oh my God. So how about tonight,

Oh, here we go. Hey, hi.

Oh, no. Comment and speculate?

Oh, oh, Dad! I love you when you call me

Oh, who could that be? Two weeks, it could be Muffy.

Oh. Look at this motherf

Okay. All Star.

Open fire. Get down!

Please do something right now. Okay, okay.

Please let me live, just let me live. Stop freaking out!

Please tell me you Sir, I suggest you get in there.

please! Leo, stop freaking out.

Pull your pants up and exit I'm not going anywhere.

Read? Nah. You see that?

Right now! Who are you?

Run! Run!

Run! There's gotta be a way out of here.

Sam Witwicky... Yes, Mom.

Sam! What?

Sam! Sam... Sam!

Sam. Dad!

Samuel Witwicky. Wait.

See you, darling. Bye, Dad.

Sharsky, Fassbiner, where we at? Server's almost online, Leo.

Since what? Ever since I touched the Cube sliver.

So it comes before that. Correct.

So... Oh, I think you scared.

Something I need. Hold on. I know you're pissed.

Spotted Sam. Hurry, don't slow up!

spotting a Sam Witwicky. They have a picture of me, man.

Stay under it! Yeah, stay under it.

Tell them to lower the weapons! Major, there's nothing I can do.

Tell them to lower the weapons. Tell them first.

Thank you. Finish that for me.

Thank you. No problem.

That ain't hurt. You got that, don't you?

That side. I already chose that side.

That's 'cause you was a wuss. You did force me into the car, right?

That's Sharsky, that's Spastik, Hey, dude.

That's so hot. Drive, drive, drive.

the Dagger's Tip. That's the dagger's tip.

The newest members of your team... Easy...

the three kings... ...will reveal the doorway.

Then I'm your worst nightmare. Ow, ow, ow, ow!

They don't want you, they want me. Just run!

this hard? C Can you just stop?

This is it. Did you see that? Wow. Okay, this half of Shanghai

This is my son, my other son. Hi there.

This isn't my war. Not yet.

W wait, wait! Wait, wait, wait.

Wait, now my trunk Yo, bumper cars,

Wait, you finally hit puberty? No, no, no,

We'll come to you. No, we're not going anywhere.

what are you talking about? No time to explain.

What do you want? I want to go to...

What happened? Come here.

What insect amongst severed billion Shut up.

What is it, a Decepticon? Yeah.

What planet am I on? Earth.

What was that? It's the whole kitchen!

What you got? Sue, pull five contacts.

What? Hey, guard us.

What? It's I'm okay.

What? Wait.

What's the status? C hawks approaching target.

When the dawn arise... When the dawn arise the dagger's tip,

Where are we? Simmons! Hey! Yeah!

Who? Robo Warrior.

Who's winning? The Decepticons.

Who's your little Autobot? Oh you cutes.

Whoa. Sam?

Why do boys always change the subject? The moon and the stars...

Why don't you Just get out of here!

Wow! You know what?

Yakov! What?

Yeah, but what if it doesn't? It's gonna work.

Yeah, I know. And NBE 1, still kicking, huh?

Yeah, oh, you ain't Hold on, hold Whoa!

Yeah, okay, I'll stop. Just wait...

Yeah, well, get up. Up, up. What are you talking about?

Yeah. I'm 136.

Yeah. Is that your car on our bushes?

Yeah. Same ones over here, right?

Yes, Samuel. Hello? Mikaela.

Yes. Now I claim your sun.

You are very aggressive. Just relax.

You carry this shit. I'll I'll...

You dress up, we'll be in costumes. You You can't do that.

You get this stuff and get out of here. Give me a second.

You got a girlfriend? I do.

You got dirt all over you. Stop, stop.

You got what I got? Yeah.

You gotta move. Just run. They're real?

You have the need, Sam. Relax! Why?

You have to. Ron.

You know one thing Remove this thing.

You live with your momma? No, my momma lives with me,

You okay, Pop? Yeah.

You okay? Yeah.

You order a terrible piece of fishing. I'm like a ninja, with a blade.

You remember me, don't you? I did what you said, okay?

You two. Huh?

You won't give me one day in college. I'm sorry, Sam.

You would do the informed. Can you just stop for a second?

you would have heard from Oh, shut up!

You're my son, alright? I know!

You're Sam, right? Yeah.

You're very furious And you're carrying it around

...are 500 feet.

...gestating in that inside of you. You're going right now, bro.

...port accident for a terrorist attack, or worse.

'Cause I'm in a permanently, semi

'cause I'm not gonna do this. Guards have guns,

'Cause that's what this is. Wake up! You're in the middle of it.

'Cause we're trusting Grandpa Blackbird

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