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John Tucker Must Die (2006)

John Tucker Must Die (2006)

John Tucker Must Die is a romantic comedy film released in 2006. The story revolves around high school student Kate, who teams up with three other girls to get revenge on the uber-popular John Tucker. They discover that he has been dating all three of them simultaneously, prompting them to plot a clever plan to make him pay for his deceit. The film features an ensemble cast including Jesse Metcalfe as John Tucker, alongside Brittany Snow, Ashanti, Sophia Bush, and Arielle Kebbel as the vengeful girls. With a mix of humor, romance, and teenage drama, John Tucker Must Die became a hit among audiences. To immerse yourself in the sounds of this film, you can play and download them here.

A And the whole arrangement was your idea...
A clear warning,
A fortress, if you will, where the innermost workings...
A month ago, nobody liked me,
A month ago, you wouldn't like you right now,
A pretty decent music scene around here,
A quick therapy session... or two... or three...
A systematic destruction...
A very mature reaction,
Adopt A Shut In, and... I think that's it,
After Thursday's game, it's no question...
Ah, Ah,
Ah, it's burning!
Ah, like clockwork,
Ah!
Alex, you, too, Come on, Pick it up,
All my yearbook photos since middle school on recycled paper,
All right,
All right,
All right,
All right, Ball,
All right, guys, here we go,
All right, guys, let's go!
All right, keep it goin' now!
All right, ladies... let's play ball!
All right, ladies... let's play ball!
All right, let's go!
All right, look, check this out,
All right, stop, Stop,
All right, we all do it,
All we need is one kiss...
All you care about is getting into Hartford,
ALL: Kodiaks!
Although, I am supposed to be playing it cool...
And ''Notions'' do not,
And ''sweetheart''?
And a Greek god,
And And he's all about an unspoken bond...
And and now I don't even know who my real friends really are,
And And sinceJohn's game is that he always has a date...
And behave naturally, yeah?
And came in through the sliding door?
And don't be wrong,
And gold walks in and they go...
And he looks somewhere between an Abercrombie model...
And he shoots for Vogue, Elle, GQ,
And he still gets me out of my skirt,
And he's just looking for someone to lay over,
And how we broke his... heart,
And I just love how secure you are?
And I love how secure you are,
And I really like you,
And I think I see him,
And I'm not working this hard just so I can get some action,
And I'm not working this hard just so I can get some action,
And instead of taking it out on him...
And it hurts me to hear you question it?
And it was...
And it works, dude!
And John Tucker?
And Molly's all...
And no talking!
And not giving anything away,
And now she looks like Bernie Mac,
And of course he's done...
And see who's giving you...
And she'll be taking Nancy's spot,
And still, every girl in school lines up...
And take control,
And the girl who made John Tucker fall in love?
And then he hooks up with us...
And then he tells them that his father...
And then totally screw everybody over!
And then we pack up the car and flee to another town,
And then what? What happens to me?
And then you give him one light kiss,
And then you leave him wanting more,
And then... I might do a little something for you,
And then... we might do a little something together,
And they give you just enough swing,
And they got crushed because of your idea,
And this is how you repay us?
And three days to get the stripper cake out of our hair,
And wait till the bottom of the meniscus is at that line,
And we can make you into anything, If we combine...
And what are they doing talking to you?
And what's more terrifying to a man than...
And whoever wants to know, that I'm whipped,
And yeah, he lies to girls to get them to fall for him,
And you've got high school dialed in,
And you've hit the trifecta,
And, as hard as it might be for you to believe...
And, throw in that one from the tanning salon...
And, uh, it's really been clearing things up,
And, well, you know there's only one girl for me,
And... this watch belongs to me!
And...my nipples hurt,
Anonymous,
Anonymous, A N O N
Anything you want,
Anything... I'm here,
Are you a narc?
Are you really that scared...
Are you serious?
Are you serious?
Are you sure we're not going too far?
Are you sure we're not going too far?
Are you sure?
Around John Tucker?
At least there's no romantic fire,
At the hotel after the away game,
Attention, fellow students,
Aw, come on, So I gotta take care...
Away game, dude, You gonna be my wingman?
Baby, it's your lucky day...
Back to your rooms,
Ball!
Based on John's average conquests...
Be careful; you're hot, I mean...
Be proud and... aggressive,
Because ''Observations'' require a topic sentence...
Because he will say that it was my fault, but I clearly said...
Because we share something special,
Because you're fired!
Because you're the...
Because, moving all the time...
Being a vegan teen activist is usually code for ''easy, ''
Beth, can you get the lights?
Beth, can you speak into the cleavage?
BETH: What?
BETH: You just talked?
Beth's still in the truck,
Big storm, Bigger, bigger, bigger,
Bingo,
Bingo,
Boom, end of story, we all live happily ever after,
Boy can slam!
BOY: Holy jama lama,
BOY: That is hot!
Boys, Boys, Look...
But enough about me,
But even he couldn't anticipate the events of Black Tuesday,
But have you ever dated one?
But I am not equipped...
But I would never plan to hurt somebody,
But I'm best known as ''El Capitan,''
But I'm out of plays,
But in John Tucker's case, I'll make an exception,
But it is terrifying, trying to impress you,
But it's just a sprain,
But it's never really like that, is it?
But one in five young adults do,
But then I'd have to kill you,
But this is not one of them,
But what makes him tick?
But you are not him,
But you are not...
But you have us,
But you know what?
But you never listen to me,
But, for whatever reason...
But...
But...
But...
But... I'm done pretending,
By undermining their confidence, makin' 'em feel lame,
Bye,
Bye,
Bye,
Bye, guys!
Can I be Kate?
Can I give you a ride home?
Can we not do this whole thing right now?
Can you imagine growing up with a mom who only dates jerks?
Can you kill the lights?
Captain of the basketball team, his family's loaded...
Capturing the full attention...
CARRI E: Okay, so, now we...
Carrie, show her,
Carrie, what are you always typing on there?
Cheap Trick, I understand,
Chill out!
Chocolate is theJohn Tucker... of all snack food,
Chocolate on chocolate,
Cleavage, It's going to go in the sweater,
Coach Claypoole had acute angina?
Coach Claypoole is in the hospital...
Coach Claypoole! Are you all right?
Coach Williams is out in the hall,
Coach, make her let go,
Combined with MTV Music Awards,
Come here,
Come on, We gotta move,
Come on, you got to sell it!
Come on,J,T,!
Come on,John!
Come on!
Come on!
Come over there and keep you company,
Come wish me a happy birthday,
Compared to Kate's rising Cool Factor,
Complete honesty,
Count to three...
Cute,
Damn, You are gonna be a legend,
Damn!
De fense! De fense!
Detention has begun,
Detention, You, you, you and you!
Detention?
Did you chip a nail? Really, how many times do I...
Did you like the flowers?
Disgusting, Nice work,
Do guys tell you you're a good kisser?
Do it like this,
Do it,
Do my thighs look fat in these shorts?
Do you think he's going to make a move?
Doctor,
Does he always use pet names like ''baby''...
Don't be a pansy ass!
Don't be sorry, Be strong,
Don't call him that,
Don't forget to lock the door when you sneak out,
Don't forget to lock the door when you sneak out,
Don't show any interest, Don't even look at him too much,
Don't touch anything,
Don't you think, Robert?
Drummer?
Dude, that's mine! I got low blood sugar!
Dude, you wearing thongs again, man?
Either way, it's always all about him,
Enough!
Estrogen? Heather!
Everybody chill,
Everybody knows how he can be, He is John Tucker,
Everyone staring at me in insane jealousy,
Everyone wants to be a cheerleader,
Ew,
Exactly,
Exactly, You should be throwing drinks at each other...
Excellent!
Excuse me, This is an all natural beauty supplement,
Fake herpes, Mom, N...
Figures, He makes up with us...
Fine, let Kate be Kate,
Fine!
For now,
For this kind of weirdness...
Future Filmmakers of America, Big Sisters...
Geez, cool it,
Get ahead of ourselves now, Skip,
Get down at eye level,
Get down!
Get out of here, you little perv!
Get overJohn Tucker?
Girls... I think I have an idea,
Give it a call anytime you want to talk,
Give me a pen,
Give me an oar, I could paddle faster than you!
Give me that, Okay, Hey!
Go Greenpeace on their asses!
Go, Kodiaks!
God,
God, ooh, Don't touch me,
Goin' to the free clinic, Tuck?
Good for you,
Good music,
Good night,
Good,
Good, How are you?
Got that bum leg and everything, Sorry!
Grab onto that gorgeous head of hair...
Great things take time,
Great! I'm three rooms down,
Great! Make a video,
Guys take steroids to get pecs,
Guys, he is gonna find that...
Hang on,
Hang out?
Happy birthday, little Tucker,
Happy birthday,John!
Hasta la vista, motherf...
Hate me,
Hate me! Yeah! Oh, yeah!
Have pulled a hit and run on you?
Have to flush before you go away?
Have you ever dated a John Tucker?
Have you ever dated... anyone?
He can have his jerk moments,
He deserves the best, okay?
He didn't fall for you,
He fell for what we made you,
He felt bad for you,
He goes out with girls from different cliques...
He got burnt pretty badly in an experiment, so...
He had finally fallen from grace...
He is telling her anything she wants to hear,
He is the team captain, and I am...
He is,
He keeps it PG 1 3 on the first night,
He never lied to a girl again,
He obviously deserves me,
He said that you were jealous because...
He said that? He really di...?
He said the same thing to all of us,
He started it, He's bein' mean,
He thinks that you're the first...
He'll move on,
He's a statue wrapped in a painting...
He's a total operator,
He's got two girlfriends,
He's got you under his spell,
He's in his zone tonight,
He's mine! Stay away from him!
He's probably in town for a layover...
He's totally indestructible,
Heather, as much as I hate to admit this... you have a point,
Heather, be Kate,
Heather, that's pretty genius,
HEATHER: Look...
HEATHER: Uh oh,
Heather...we're cool, right?
Heather's hot!
Hello,
Hello,
Here we go,
Here we go, Kodiaks, Here we go!
Here's me,
Hey,
Hey,
Hey,
Hey,
Hey,
Hey,
Hey, all right, All right, This is just silly!
Hey, babe,
Hey, beautiful,
Hey, can I ask you a favor?
Hey, have you seen Tommy?
Hey, honey!
Hey, how you doin'?
Hey, I think I totally blew it with John,
Hey, I'm Justin, I live just next door...
Hey, if I wanted to listen to an asshole, I would've farted,
Hey, isn't that you?
Hey, Kate,
Hey, Kate, How's it going?
Hey, Kate, It's me,
Hey, Kate! It's Becky from Student Council,
Hey, kiddo, Is your mom home?
Hey, look, check me out over here,
Hey, look, Ma! No hands!
Hey, Ms, Spencer,
Hey, sweetie, Can we talk?
Hey, Table six,
Hey, The other night didn't quite go like I'd hoped,
Hey, um, uh, one sec,
Hey, what's up, Kate?
Hey, You alone?
Hey,John,
Hey,Johnny,
Hey!
Hey! Cool it,
Hey! Hey! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa! Whoa!
Hi,
Hi,
Hi,
Hi, I'm Lori,
Hi, Kate,
Hi, Tuck, Kate,
Hippie slut,
His lips, his chest, the...
His whole body kinda tightens...
Hmm,
Hmm!
Hold his gaze,
Hold Hold on!
Holly!
Holly... I I I don't have that!
Holy guacamole,
Holy jama lama!
Homework for tomorrow...
Honest relationship that he's been in,
Honestly,
Honestly, how manyJohn Tuckers...
Honey, what happened?
Honey, you know I'm all about what makes you happy,
How do they not know...
How do you want to be a cheerleader...
How exactly did he get burned?
How you doing?
Huh? All right,
I already counted,
I always like a little risk,
I am dating John Tucker,
I am not whipped, okay?
I believe it's ''Har vard,''
I bet it's even hotter off of you,
I bet,
I breathe a lot,
I can do that,
I can unpack the groceries if you've got... stuff,
I can't believe I ate meat for him,
I can't do that,
I can't imagine the kind of person who would do that,
I can't tell where they are,
I can't! This motor sucks,
I could maybe... you know, I could...
I could walk you to your door...
I deserved the cake in the face,
I did it!
I did,
I did, and...
I do some part time male modeling,
I don't even know him,
I don't have that,
I don't know who else to be,
I don't know,
I don't know,
I don't know,
I don't know, Outside, maybe?
I don't know, Pam... something,
I don't know,Just a guess,
I don't personally suffer from an STD...
I don't really think I'm that dialed,
I don't think it works like that,
I don't think she's your type, though,
I don't think this is a case for...
I don't think this is such a good idea,
I don't want to be Kate, You be Kate,
I don't want to risk anything by going too fast,
I found it in my bed,
I get it,
I get it, All right,
I got a little of that, too,
I guess it was four instead of three, Sorry,
I guess, Whatever,
I guess...
I had a great time with these two on the beach,
I have a kink, I have a kink in my neck,
I have met some pretty nice guys lately,
I have my ''To Do'' list, my ''Goals'' list...
I have to pee,
I hope she can handle it,
I I could try the balcony,
I I count to three, I've got it,
I I don't want to risk anything by moving too fast,
I I gotta make sure...
I I I don't know, How does anybody know?
I I I'm anxious and bloated...
I I mean, y...
I I think I bobbed when you weaved,
I I'll go... No?
I I'm just...
I just don't think that girl is you,
I just got so caught up in it,
I just know, I promise,
I just upgraded my boob cam,
I just wanna go up a cup size,
I just... I don't want to see you get hurt,
I just... you just don't look...
I know he's just getting ready to use me,
I know you think I'm just a superficial cheerleader...
I know, um, but...
I know!
I know!
I lie,
I like mysteries,
I like secrets,
I love doing that,
I love when you do that,
I love when you do that,
I love you, Now make me hate you!
I M O U S,
I made mistakes,
I mean it,
I mean really fall in love and then we'll...
I mean, are we missing something?
I mean, at halftime? What a dud,
I mean, duh the boxes and everything...
I mean, he hasn't even looked at me since I turned him down,
I mean, i i it's always me,
I mean, I put on your underwear and I scaled a building,
I mean, I was always a real...
I mean, I was totally in control,
I mean, I'd hate if you forgot who you are,
I mean, it was fish...
I mean, no no no no, don't get me wrong,
I mean, none of this is really me,
I mean, the slim look works for some guys, but...
I mean, these girls all seem so confident and cool,
I mean, this is a really bad idea, you guys!
I mean, we had a fun run,
I mean, what are human beings here for if not to, you know...
I mean, what do you like about them?
I mean, when do you cue the dolphins?
I mean, y you know how John Tucker can be,
I mean... he's okay,
I mean... no,
I need it,
I need some help here,
I never had to deal with the whole ''awkward good bye''thing,
I noticed, Now everyone knows Victoria's secret,
I pretend I'm whatever I need to to get girls,
I remember the first time...
I said do you have it?
I say he'll show up in the next... 30 seconds?
I shouldn't have thrown the cake...
I spoke toJohn Tucker,
I stay up late,
I steal it from my mom,
I think he's in a Jeep or something,
I think I know what we need,
I think it was nachos,
I think it was your incredible modesty,
I think this belongs to you, Coach,
I think we can make this work,
I think we got it,
I think we're sending Kate in before she's ready,
I think you bobbed when I...
I used all my mom's estrogen pills...
I used to keep track, but I found it exhausting,
I wanna bring down you know who,
I wanna see a three man weave from center,
I want to feel a real man,
I want you to wear them,
I was counting to three,
I was humiliated trying to get your attention...
I was in seventh grade...
I was invisible for so long that...
I was nobody, so there's really no risk in losing anything,
I was thinking about going pro,
I was with Alex, but...
I wasn't ready for that,
I went from ''sort of unknown''to...
I will have you know that at tonight's away game...
I wish it couldjust be simple, like a retro pop song,
I would hate to m m miss a minute...
I... don't want to be a cheerleader,
I... I'm totally ready,
I... You I mean, you you guys dated him, You know,
I'd get even,
I'd go to a medical lab,
I'd like that,
I'd like that,
I'll be right back,
I'll be right there,
I'll give you ''Gilligan,''
I'll just see you tomorrow,
I'll let you in on a secret, though,
I'll meet you at the truck?
I'm baring my soul, here, Coach,
I'm captain of the team, You're our new cheerleader,
I'm dating the Poetry Club,
I'm dating...John Tucker,
I'm doing things I don't understand,
I'm done with it,
I'm feeling a little weird about this whole thing,
I'm glad we did this,
I'm going to have to show you, aren't I?
I'm gonna be scoring more than baskets,
I'm gonna be scoring more than baskets,
I'm gonna go,
I'm gonna start telling the truth,
I'm great, What are you saying?
I'm I'm sorry, The meniscus?
I'm in a hurry,
I'm in it,
I'm Kate, Kate,
I'm kicking you out of the car right now,
I'm losing them,
I'm losing them! Hey!
I'm not a real cheerleader,
I'm not exactly sure how it goes,
I'm not going to get hurt,
I'm obligated to buy you dinner, School rules,
I'm obligated to buy you dinner, School rules,
I'm really lucky,
I'm reporting from behind enemy lines...
I'm saying focus,
I'm Scott,
I'm so depressed, I couldn't even enjoy the break up sex,
I'm so lonely,
I'm so... lovely,
I'm sorry,
I'm sorry, but...
I'm sorry, I just...
I'm sorry, Let's just go,
I'm sorry, princess,
I'm sorry, That's wrong,
I'm telling you, babe...
I'm the captain of the team,
I'm the head cheerleader, He's the team captain,
I'm trying so hard,
I'm... not quite ready to order,
I've already made a projected Heartbreak Timeline...
I've been documenting our efforts,
I've been pretending to be a bunch of stuff that I'm not...
I've decided to write a children's book,
I've got a... big date tonight,
I've never actually seen a functional relationship,
I've never been on the boat,
I've never done this before,
If anything, it's an insult,
If he wouldn't make a body cast a fashion statement,
If I could... you know who it'd be,
If it's easy...
If Kate is out there in Loudspeaker Land, my number is...
If you were doing anything on Saturday?
If you're thinking of trying this at home...
In a frame made of muscles,
In PE today, some loser said that she went out with you,
In, like, the first five minutes,
Instead of doing all this...
Is her attitude,
Is it that charm? Is it that smile?
Is none of your business,
Is not to do this,
Is to see how far Kate can push him...
Is to see how much he cares about Kate,
It felt good to be noticed,
It is not that hard, okay?
It is so amazing that you're into sculpture,
It just kinda... looks like I peed,
It stops your natural hormone production,
It was a kill strike...
It was a whole reputation thing,
It was nice,
It was sweet,
It was the first time I was truly alone with John,
It was time to letJohn take me out on a real date,
It wasn't a real date, Mom,
It wasn't easy, but in just a few short months...
It worked,
It'll be perfect, We'll hide it right under this...
It's a long story,
It's about him,
It's been a long night, I'm a little... you know...
It's generally more like a...
It's his eyes...
It's John Tucker toast time! Yeah!
It's just a joke to you, isn't it?
It's just gotta be the temptation,
It's just something personal,
It's like letting your best friend sleep in a silk hammock,
It's made from their pee,
It's my bad,
It's no question who's taking the Kodiaks to State this year,
It's not even my date...
It's not that hard, Um...
It's not that I didn't try,
It's okay,
It's our expose,
It's sexy, Haven't you ever done this before?
It's so he won't mix up your names,
It's something you cooked up with those three,
It's the remote... labeled ''lights,''
It's too bad, I got all... dressed up,
It's totally under control,
It's windy, Shake your branches!
It's your first day, You earned it,
It's, uh, it's Steve, kiddo,
It's... under your bed,
Jealous of what we have,
Jennifer, this is Jill...
John and I share something special,
John John John!''
John loves girls on top,
John Tucker here, also known as ''Tuck''...
John Tucker is not whipped,
John Tucker,
John Tucker,
John Tucker, there's only one guy out there for me...
John Tucker, there's only one guy out there...
John Tucker, you are going down,
John Tucker's mine!
John was confident...
John would have another girlfriend in a second,
John,
John, I have something I have to say,
John, I understand and respect your emotional needs...
John, Please, please tell me...
John, that's not why I'm here,
John, there's only one guy out there for me,
John, you okay?
JOHN: Central is going down!
JOHN: Never been here before, babe...
JOHN: O Okay,
JOHN: So...
JOHN: Well, maybe I could...
JOHN:Oh, no! Veal?
John!
John!
John? Can I talk to you for a sec?
John...
John's birthday is, like, homecoming combined with prom...
Johnny, I thought that you might do this...
Johnny, I thought that you might do this...
Junior Achievers, 4 H Club...
Just breathe,
Just pretend it's a whaling ship and...
Just remember; when you mess with a John Tucker...
Just stop!
Just tell me what to do,
Kate Spencer,
Kate, do you know what happens when you let your guard down...
Kate, I like where you're going with this,
Kate, I mean...
Kate, I'm confused, but I thought you said...
Kate, I'm gone,
Kate, Kate, wait, Wait, wait,
Kate, look...
Kate, right?
Kate, stop,
Kate, this is for every guy out there...
Kate, we all believed him...
KATE: ,,John Tucker did it better,
KATE: Because, eventually...
KATE: If it'll make him shoot, okay,
KATE: N No,
KATE: Whoa, scratch that,
Kate!
Kate?
Kate...
Kate... do your thing,
Kate... you're the one,
Kill time, Bam!
Kiss her again,
Kodiaks are number one!
Kodiaks, attack...!
Later, guys,
Later, man,
Lay off, That's sensitive,
Learning Center?
Leave me alone!
Let go,
Let me just stand here and enjoy this,
Let's get back in the game,
Let's go,
Let's go,
Let's go,John! Kill the Bobcats!
Let's just say, at tonight's away game...
Let's just say, at tonight's away game...
Let's see,
Like a slide under a microscope,
Like... intimate?
Listen, uh...
Locker room talk, okay? That doesn't mean anything,
Look at him, struttin' his stuff like he owns the place,