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Home > Jack Burton - Big Trouble...
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Ah you know what i'll check burton always says at a time like this
Alright we're almost done here now from heroin it gets pretty normal offices storerooms and ice false front I count to three below file back door we move out everybody got that ready follow leader ...
Are you crazy is that your problem
Boy sure is raining cats and dogs
But I do know it's pretty amazing planet we live on here in a man and have to be some kind of pulled I think we're all alone in this universe
But you just stare that big sucker right back in the eye and you remember what old jack burton always says that i'm like that have you paid your dues jack yes sir the check is in the mail
Come on what the hell
Feel kind of invisible
Go off and rule the universe from beyond the grave
Hey you come on over here and fight like a man
Holo holo fucking
How do you do ma'am henry swanson 's my name and excitements my game
I'm close up by this shit two thousand years and he can't find one brought that fit the bill come on dave you must be doing something seriously wrong
It's all in the reflexs
It's getting hot in here is it just me
Jack bert maine
Jack burton the pork chop express and i'm talking to whoever is listening out there
Like I told my last wife I said honey I never drive faster and I can see besides that it's all in the reflexes
May the wings of liberty never lose a feather
No horseshit check no horseshoe
Not so fast gentlemen
OK i'm going home keep your money
Open up open up on florida entanglement michael stuff open for dyson it into dying for your soul speak with him to the hell are the only dragon toys
Shit laying it's only a game
Show me a little talk friends did you get that
Six demon bag sensational what's in an egg
So on the reflexes
Son of a bitch must pay
These guys these singings changxing they got enemies who were red turkeys
This is going to take cracker jack timing way total concentration ready jack I was born ready
We really shook the pillars of heaven didn't anyway
What's in the flask a magic potion yeah thought so good what do we do drink it yeah good I thought sorry
You got a tongue dave astor yourself
You just listen to the old pork chop express here now take his advice in a dark and stormy night when the lightning 's crash in a thunder is rolling in the rains coming down in sheets thick his lead
You're outta your mind wing god bless you